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[@Achronos100]

I can't remember ever laughing harder than when I first heard Peter Serafinowicz say "I don't think that's any of your business." His timing, delivery, Sean and James' reactions. Perfect Cats Does Countdown moment. I love this show.

[@benmcnutt223]

Achronos100 it's a perfect amount of savagery, love our British humour

[@craigmorgan4338]

Search for sean locke telling one of the guests he won't spit on them when they are having sex tonight

[@isosteric]

Achronos100. I agree it's the full combination that makes it. The tone of his voice and the weighted way he delivers the words too. Alan Rickman would have struggled to do it just as well.

[@benmcnutt223]

seen that its hilarious

[@ozzyintexas]

I need my pommie humour, Americans don't know how to laugh at themselves or others without feeling offended. its like jim Jefferies once said, aussies and poms are funny people, he said he is a popular comedian, but most of his mates are funnier. I had mates that would leave you in stitches. (I do have tickets for bill burr , san Antonio. a funny american )

[@JohnHolywell]

“Well to be honest Jimmy I don’t think that’s any of your business” 😂

[@castlemania08]

Peter delivered that line with just the right amount of darkness and passive aggression it's just brilliant 🤣

[@jamesfield1674]

ABDICATES

[@TheYorkMan]

@@jamesfield1674 STEADINGS

[@amberkelly3187]

That will never not be funny to me.

[@mat3828]

I dont get it

[@thefunkosaurus]

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. Let that sink in.

[@IndianaJonas96]

thanks i hate it

[@_IHateHandles_]

What the fuck does the sink want now, fucks sake...

[@johnvonhorn2942]

hy-five

[@user-to2pf8rb5m]

Minds completely blown

[@bullypopful]

Is this supposed to be like how "apart" is to separate and "a part" is to be a piece of collective?

[@jameswest9388]

“There are always these poles”... watching Joe’s thought process on his face is golden everytime

[@enisylo]

@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan Bit strong, mush.

[@jameswest9388]

JC Denton She means polls but the joke is “there are these Pols” as in Polish people with a polish accent. That’s what Joe is reacting to. Get a grip, dickhead.

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

@@jameswest9388 i love that they were such a cunt, whilst also being actually wrong though. lolol. so good. :')

[@mk1cortinatony395]

:) Ahem , Polls.

[@jameswest9388]

MK1 Cortina Tony is what she means... the joke is how I spelt it.

[@stevepayne5965]

Peter Serafinowicz absolutely makes this. Not only is "To be honest Jimmy, I don't think that's any of your business" the most random comeback ever, you can tell that Jimmy's pause after Peter says "abdicates" is him thinking, "I can't top that."

[@sweetdude1298]

It's illiteracy not funny in the slightest, tf are you on about

[@PieDivide]

"Any more jokes about dictionary corner being boring, someone's gonna get fucking hurt" was delivered fucking flawlessly.

[@Harry-tj6bl]

Not many people can make Sean burst out laughing holding his stomach, Peter Serafinowicz is one of those very few people. Abdicates

[@rickyevans3845]

cant stand Sean Lock. Unfunny bastard, tries too hard

[@roseharvey2664]

@@rudranshkandpal6074 I would have thought it was easy L O C K, sorry made a mistake ABDICATES.

[@roseharvey2664]

@@rudranshkandpal6074 I know Chuck, I was attempting to be funny. Need to try harder.

[@thesprawl2361]

@@rickyevans3845 I can't stand Sean Lock either.

[@thesprawl2361]

The abdicates gag wasn't that funny. Laboured.

[@eyedeasneverdie3348]

I really want Peter and Richard Ayeode to be on the same team, either on here or Big Fat Quiz

[@ethanellis2453]

Eyedeas Never Die That would be fucking amazing

[@eidolor]

This needs to be a thing

[@CorvusCorone68]

i'm worried the dryness would put Tatooine to shame, there needs to be a dry and a wet or everything spirals outta control

[@alphasoundboard2864]

CorvusCorone68 well Richard and David Mitchell work well together

[@gunitsoilder3192]

great call that was be the shizzle

[@Scripture-Man]

There was a young witch, Lay scratching an itch, 'Tween her legs with the end of her broom. "Good grief!" said her cat, "If you're going to do that, Can it be when I'm not in the room?"

[@92RedRevolver]

You should follow Tim Key around chanting that until he cries.

[@Scripture-Man]

​No disrespect intended to Tim Key, I like him :) I'm just one of those thickos that can't appreciate poetry unless it rhymes LOL

[@VestigialHead]

@@Scripture-Man Whats a good word that rhymes with Haiku?

[@bruhmoment1835]

@@VestigialHead Waifu

[@gitsurfer27]

@@VestigialHead Sky-blue

[@BurnedBookMedia]

Peter is an absolute genius with his comedy and his timing, his every appearance had me in tears!

[@cole003f]

perfect start to the video

[@dragonborndovazhul8449]

666 likes rofl

[@JoeBlac]

And that voice... it just does things to me. I could listen to him read the shipping forecast.

[@R.Daneel]

His appearance in John Wick is sublime.

[@Jeff-bz5xe]

@@JoeBlac just can't let this comment go unnoticed. Some people never watched Black Books, apparently!

[@jackdeegan1473]

I'm a clever bollocks aren't I

[@musefan12345]

Jack Deegan the ironic thing is, that hes the complete opposite of clever 😅

[@annother3350]

Neal - he's not stupid

[@musefan12345]

Ann Other did you make your comment in light of his latest outburst relating to brexit? because if you really think those were “his” words, then you’re sadly mistaken. danny dyer is the male version of katie price

[@sblack48]

Neal McCullough well he not only extracted a long word from that jumble of letters, but it was a word that only Susie knew. Intelligence is largely based on pattern recognition. So I think the evidence is pretty clear. You think he is not clever because his views don't align with yours? Not the same thing at all. That might be evidence that you're a twat.

[@freakazoid4691]

@@musefan12345 He doesn't take himself seriously and is smart enough to realize that he comes off a bit stupid. He might not be a genius but he's far from stupid.

[@pippa_peg]

Susie: It means peeing backwards. Sarah: Suckin it back in? 😂😂😂

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

There's Geordie logic for ya.

[@BionicRusty]

6:12 “Dunno, I’m a clever bollocks ain’t I” ♥️🤣🤣

[@overcomment8032]

6:36

[@zyaicob]

Interestingly, having to do with holding a tenure of land is similar to another word Steadings

[@ititnuaitmai2549]

Today's poll: In honor of our two newest videos (Van Halen and Heart-- go watch!) If you had the power to put two legendary artists/bands together for one recording session, of the following 5 possible duos, which would you choose?

[@taunokekkonen5733]

Like straight from a Guy Ritchie movie! "Tommy, how do you know these things?" "I'm a clever bollocks ain't I".

[@BionicRusty]

@@taunokekkonen5733 🤣😂

[@Tkieron]

In all the years of 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, Peter Serafinowicz has only been on the one time. That's a travesty.

[@Sam-lr9oi]

Royal family clearly blacklisted him

[@fosterdawson7339]

He was too busy being an arms dealer for John Wick

[@animelytical8354]

The one where he builds up to "Abdicates", after several words and is perfect

[@dropout2804]

Adding the 's' to make it abdicates was great

[@cowprophet]

ABDICATEES? ABDICATEES

[@gdoubleu8045]

"Well, to be honest Jimmy..." *sides start splitting cos I've seen this one thousand times*

[@Emil-Roma]

Abdicates: The old Greek philosopher who threw in the towell.

[@davecrupel2817]

@Not in use Anymore let your hair down, man. Its a youtube comment.

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@davecrupel2817 Abdicates has a brother called Midicaches.

[@rossshepherd9836]

Towel*

[@yusuffusuy4971]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ADiDAS796]

pronounced ab-DICK-a-tees

[@hugo2oguh2]

For me Peters response to Jimmy was the funniest moment in this showd history. It was just so unexpected.

[@kanedaku]

Best moment for me is Jimmy asking what Suzie has been looking into recently, apart from glory holes. Cur Roisin and Joe dying and Jimmy crying.

[@larrysmith2638]

I found it totally unfunny.

[@hugo2oguh2]

@@larrysmith2638 I'm guessing you're probably American Larry

[@larrysmith2638]

@@hugo2oguh2 Yes, but I love British humor. 8 out of 10 cats is one of my favorite shows. Just found this guy completely unfunny. And it was totally expected after the second time.

[@kanedaku]

@@hugo2oguh2 Of course he is. Using 'totally' instead of 'completely' in what is an already ear-grating comment.

[@JamiesonComedy]

Peter Serafinowicz's delivery here is absolutely OUTSTANDING. Look at the facial movements. Possibly the best panel show moment ever.

[@larrysmith2638]

Totally unfunny.

[@TheOctavian316]

@@larrysmith2638 You're right, you are.

[@SD-de4do]

the show is deeply planned out. i respect PS's dedication but he is a dark light in a lightless cave. not worth applauding, but worth picking the skill from the bones.

[@we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together]

lol your comment was more funny than whatever Peter said.

[@Jelly4Telly]

“A witch frigged herself off with her broomstick.”

[@RIXRADvidz]

'her cat looked on, tired of it all'........

[@Jelly4Telly]

RIXRADvidz words of a true artist.

[@matthewstephens6848]

Maybe my favourite poem ever.

[@LitoGeorge]

What was Sean Lock's response to that?

[@BenManuell]

LitoGeorge “that’s not on the syllabus is it” Gold.

[@michaelbooth2890]

Greg Davies went into full on teacher mode at the end.

[@monke-cb6lr]

0:08 “To be honest Jimmy, I don’t think that’s any of your business” - 8 out of 10 cats does countdown best lines

[@ChrisLee-yr7tz]

Best line.

[@ReMiXNeoNZz]

ABDICATES

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

Sorry, didn't quite catch that. What was the word again?

[@eidolor]

Abs-dik-tees

[@craigbeaumontable]

How many letters is that?

[@dsrdias]

What's up with Peter and abdicate? Would someone care to explain? Thanks

[@musicbeatsremix729]

Daniel Dias He is implying that Jimmy needs to give up his position as host

[@GOREangelDM]

Peter Serafinowicz is amazing

[@conoroleary3312]

He was great in Shaun of the dead

[@sophiakuhn5173]

I love Greg. And I love when guests stick up for Susie. 😂

[@futsanflier4422]

"I dunno I'm clever bollocks aint i"

[@gracierodriguez4711]

6:12 “Dunno, I’m a clever bollocks ain’t I” ♥️🤣🤣

[@TheAshlovesu]

Peters “I don’t think that’s any of your business” gets me every time, remember crying the first time I heard it

[@ThePritch74]

Always. Eternally funny

[@hmbs1630]

The Morrissey autobiography bit ended me. ‘It was brrrrrilliant’ 😂

[@ozzyintexas]

I think clunesys had his ears done

[@Moozig]

As a foreigner, I don't get this bit. Can you guys provide some context?

[@LauraStaunton493]

Moozig Neil Morrissey is an actor and used to be on a show called “Men behaving badly “ in the 90s. Everyone thought has was going to do a Morrissey (the singer/musician) impression. Very good Neil Morrissey impression

[@Moozig]

Great, thank you :)

[@thesprawl2361]

Uncanny impression.

[@MrSpud900]

“Cause susie says there is” Greg Davies you funny man

[@Tremological]

"Morrissey autobiography" - well played, Peter, well played...

[@sudattashakya6288]

Please explain that one for me

[@DiRtYLaWs2007]

Tremological Perfect impression too.

[@fredh1720]

@@sudattashakya6288 Morissey as in the singer Morissey's autobiography is a Penguin classic for some reason and is supposedly a great work of literature. So when Peter said he was going to read some of Morissey's autobiography everyone expected it to be that. Neil Morissey is someone entirely different who he did the impression of. Not such a great work of literature

[@matthewirwin141]

That Neil Morrisey impression killed me

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

Sounded like Harold Steptoe

[@Laura_Norda]

@@cockoffgewgle4993 haa! it did as well!!

[@wooburn_off]

It was fucking hilarious

[@swanningabout]

@@cockoffgewgle4993 doing well for somebody who was killed....

[@neotono5536]

He sounds just like him.

[@adinh6342]

Peter always makes me piss my pants damn

[@KT926]

I didn't realise for a while that he played Pete in Shaun of the dead. That Morrissey impression is spot on!

[@samconnor5029]

I don't think that's any of our businesses

[@damienyoung751]

The voice of Darth Maul

[@METALFREAK03]

suprised no ones talking about the horse story rachel riley tells about susie lol.

[@leonskum.5682]

He's awesome!

[@_Highvalue_]

Rip to the late GREAT Sean Lock. Deeply saddening.

[@haelwyngreene]

Why is Peter's voice so attractive 😍

[@XENBOT45369]

I have to agree 😍

[@neilaspin008]

He sounds like Darth Maul.

[@rooty]

Frrrrraaaaaan?

[@maximillianford9301]

​@@rootydamn you, I thought I'd reserved rights to this comment

[@Nett11]

The muted, straight man delivery of 'Thats alright.' after Jimmy apologises is equally hilarious

[@lenkajunova7419]

Peter Serafinowicz is such an underrated actor.

[@yanlee7772]

i know right but he is awesome

[@janhenson9616]

He’s darth maul in Star Wars lol

[@timehunter9467]

Good voice actor too, he was in the latest Deus ex game as Duncan MacReady. Hardened ex spec-ops soldier with a chip on his shoulder, nailed the attitude and anger.

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

@@janhenson9616 No he's not, that was Ray Park. He did play a small role in John Wick tho. -- Correction -- Little did I know Maul was played by two actors. Strange that I have never heard him (Peter) being mentioned in a docu or anything else, and I have seen a lot of them.

[@wolfman180]

Have you seen his "Sassy Trump" ?

[@Jimmy__Jazz]

6:05 "the witch did get a big splinter, it went all the way up her sphincter"

[@x-fire1875]

😂

[@Gerald5000]

I think the guests get to choose their intro question, so they can go "Funny you should ask Jimmy.." and then promote their thing, or tell their gag, which would make Peter's first joke here even funnier to everyone on the panel.

[@nickiacovou2846]

🤣🤣🤣

[@zanderman004]

Well... to be honest, Jimmy... I don't think that's any of your business. 😂😂 Peter kills it right away.

[@sarahdowns6010]

A British Man has

[@PatrickStarr]

thanks to Channel 4 for putting these together, really love em

[@sebclement6253]

Wholesome comment 🙏

[@SD-de4do]

they obviously don't love anyone

[@maxdecphoenix]

The first time I watched the episode with miles and Sean I thought I was going to die. The build up of them chipping on each other over the ferret pen culminating with Sean offering to not spit was the funniest slam I think I'd ever heard, and mile's comeback was perfection. Even Jimmy was laughing into the next segment, and interrupted filming.

[@MrNikolidas]

When Jon said you’re going to need a rhyme for splinter in verse two, my mind instantly came up with “sphincter”

[@paulthoresen8241]

Those words don't rhyme

[@MrNikolidas]

Paul Thoresen It’s not a true rhyme, no. There’s a bit of artistic license involved.

[@niwty]

Paul Thoresen to be fair neither did the first verse so it doesn’t matter!

[@mackychloe]

me too.

[@patrickkelly7085]

If some one gives you a hint are they a hinter ?

[@bradameerbeg2154]

Peter Running with that joke throughout the episode with a straight face was gold.

[@devanman7920]

Its amazing he didn't laugh 😂

[@BenjaminGoose]

I thought it got old fast.

[@tobyholmes5345]

*Ab-Dikat-ees*

[@robtaylor712]

Peter's Neil Morrissey was absolutely bang on. He also does an amazing Terry Wogan. Even better than Rob Brydons.

[@gazwilliams7151]

It's absolutely seemless, close your eyes and you can almost hear the men behaving badly theme song

[@shona5512]

I don't know if you've ever seen The Peter Serofenowicz Show, but he is a master at impressions. Well worth seeing his impressions of Al Pacino, Simon Cowell, The Beetles & many others.

[@kap6369]

"I don't think that's any of your business." 😂😂😂

[@SusiPineapple]

Peter's Neil Morrissey impression is amazing

[@sarahharris9506]

I absolutely love Danny Dyer and I'm not even ashamed of it lol.

[@sblack48]

So does Suzy.

[@emoodie5329]

Susie gets slightly aroused when Peter says “abdicates” 😂🤣

[@mikeandyholloway]

It's great to see James Corden experiencing jokes that are actually funny for a change, you can tell he doesn't get the chance much.

[@SD-de4do]

corden is a good host in that he puts the focus on his guests. i'm not saying he's a comic genius. he does, however, fight his insanely strong urge to hog the spotlight. it's a lot, but he fights it with professionalism, regardless of failing so very, very often.

[@williamfowles2940]

I suspect it's actually wind. I don't think he'd know funny if it beat him round the head with a shovel. Ah, we can dream.....

[@thegentlelioness]

Ouuuuch! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dnakatomiuk]

More like laughing at someone or people who are funnier than hin

[@0wls2k]

Peter is a level above. Amazing

[@jakeb4770]

Greg Davies the man😂

[@trevorjalla]

1:17 impressive ventriloquy, when someone else is holding the puppet

[@mooleto]

I 've never laughed harder when Peter Serafinowicz was reading Morriseys biography I also pissed myself when Joe did his magic trick with sending a bottle of strong cider and a packet of 20 pack of sigs.

[@courtneyjames4310]

I love Rob Beckett “how’d you say the hyphen bit?” bruh you just said it😂😂😂

[@matthewmcinnes7253]

3:24 I don’t think I’ve ever seen joe break character like that before 😂

[@cariad123]

Funnily, Peter actually sang the first few pages of Morrissey (the musician)'s autobiography, the video is on KZbin

[@howiseeit5326]

Al Funcoot well that’s who I expected not the fucking bloke from men behaving badly 😂

[@Dougal-Mcguire]

thats the joke. he impersonates him greatly though

[@schlongersaurus]

Fucking love morrissey

[@ciaranbranniff9325]

Does this also name your email ? The

[@S4INTW4RRIOR]

Where?

[@cruz1ale]

"In fact, it was burr-illiant" always gets me 😂

[@rooty]

It's Peter's little "that's alright" when Jimmy apologises that really sells it for me.

[@MyName1992]

“Well, to be honest, Jimmy. I don’t think that’s any of your business” 😂 “Anymore jokes about dictionary corner and someone’s going to get fucking hurt” 😂 2 brilliant moments

[@danthompson2114]

Is there anything funnier than Sean Lock laughing at something 😂

[@michaelcolbourn6719]

Dan Thompson the thing he's laughing at

[@emeryjem]

Honestly, dictionary corner is my favourite team. 😂😂👌🏻

[@markkennedy9767]

0:15 Anything that makes Sean Lock crack up is good.

[@jakovbrizic]

Spot on Neil Morrisey... "Behaving badly" was briliant.

[@nickmccartan8128]

Suzie's gone all UKIP lately

[@annother3350]

What are you on about?!

[@billyt5657]

Ann Other do you not listen to the video

[@davecrupel2817]

Good

[@walterwebb1622]

Something about Sean Lock losing it always makes the joke hit that much harder

[@markkennedy9767]

That line at the start of the video is one of the funniest deliveries I've ever seen. Amazing

[@smithyc2051]

Binge watching these because of the sad passing of Sean RIP BROTHER the laughs will be forever 😂😂

[@Cheeseit05]

That first clip has to be one of my favourite introduction clips from the show always gives me a laugh, up there with the glory hole one.

[@PhattyMo]

....."Abdicate"..... That runs through my head more frequently than I should admit.

[@penguin44ca]

I don't get why he says that

[@ibazulic]

So, Susie Dent was born in q965. And she looks like she's 30. Such a beautiful woman.

[@PhilCarrick]

The best compilation, Sean's reaction to Peter's answer is priceless. RIP Sean ❤

[@Alex-lk5pf]

Can we just appreciate how beautiful Peter’s mind game of saying “abdicates” in response to Jimmy is? Not only does he stump Jimmy, he also answers Jimmy’s first question that ‘yes he does like word games’, and he’s more than prepared to bring them out.

[@because_the_internet]

Ah yes Abdicates, the great hero of Greek legend

[@navstaa8397]

Please do a compilation of Miles Jupp laughing

[@mackychloe]

I'd like to see that.

[@AB-gz9yb]

He can’t stop once he’s started

[@StefanijaBorahae]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5mUin5vZZdmm9k

[@Jelly4Telly]

I live for these compilations 😂👌🏻❤️

[@taylormoore5098]

The terrifying part of all of this is the realization that Darth Maul just told Jimmy that whether he liked word games was none of his business.

[@EverythingGaming]

Peter is one of the funniest comedians around! (Not gonna bother trying to spell his surname) 😂

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

it's A B D I C A T E S if you're still out there after all this time Btw - you're welcome :-)

[@liquidsnail7305]

@Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey To be honest... that's none of your business.

[@Outlander777]

Come on Jimmy, you had this horse-ginger conversation with Claire Balding on QI ages ago!

[@allanplant8756]

I'm a fan of bot Morrissey's, so that Morrrissey gag caught me completely off guard and I almost choked with laughter. And then the the Men Behaving Badly impersonation was just brilliant. It cracked me up so much that I suddenly wanted to tattoo my leg.

[@ryankeddy7014]

I’ve been watching these all day, I fkn love them. My biggest fear is that I’ll run out of videos to watch.

[@stokiestewpotter7956]

I reckon I've watched this clip over 40 times ,still it's so so good .abdicates.

[@RabbitTeaPot]

That’s a REALLY good Neil impression haha

[@KlusterYogo]

*ABDICATES* 0:32 1:23 2:54 4:49 6:49

[@necieau8707]

Kluster Yogo this is the most important comment on KZbin

[@paulburke6266]

Cows for kids

[@Coddywaffle]

Peter best reply ever 🤣😂

[@jamesx2703]

The impression is spot on!

[@CBTvideos]

I loved Peter in Shaun of The Dead, I didn't know he was in other stuff until I checked IMDB to check it was him in this

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I don’t remember where I first found out about him (maybe the Phantom Menace) but he’s fairly brilliant.

[@anakarada]

First clip, if Sean laughs like that you know it's fucking hilarious

[@moosedraw3731]

Greg Davies makes me giggle every time.

[@Docv400]

Mr Jupp's comeback to Mr Lock's comment was perfect.

[@PoisonInc]

Peters Neil Morrissey impression is BUH-rilliant.

[@JackT13]

The Morrissey bit had me in tears

[@owenlansley6328]

I love the chuckle from suzie at 4:45 when she knows what’s coming 😂😂😂

[@kenhart1969]

Peter Serafinowicz is truly awesome, I saw him in "Spy" never laughed so much and I didnt realise until I saw this how truly talented he is, why isnt he in more films or TV ?

[@SusiPineapple]

Peter Serafinowicz. Fucking legend, and his impression of Neil Morrissey was spot on. Hilarious

[@alinadeem1696]

Please announce the dates for the new episodes. Saturdays are not quite the same without this show.

[@kirbiesteele1180]

Peter makes me laugh so much

[@neilbowers6956]

Peter Serafinowicz impression of Neil Morrissey was spot on.

[@NinjaDuckie]

man, I'm so glad you finally put timestamps on these old videos so I can instantly skip the shitty "hilarious poetry"

[@obsidianthedread]

That outro. And it was louder too