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[@that.guy11]

It's absurd how incredibly like Bill Bailey that egg looks.

[@rrr5587]

Or roisin looks like miss piggy

[@ME-fi1nj]

thatguy11 ano right I thought that

[@kraygarde.7325]

Its absurd how incredibly like egg that Bill Bailey looks

[@peterdefrancesco4310]

thatguy11 Top 10 weirdest comments if taken out of context

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

@@kraygarde.7325 It's absurd how incredibly like an egg you are 🤫🤕🤪

[@GreenLanternCorps2814]

Jon's face when that guy said "it's got 3 corners, innit."

[@emmam6690]

Samuel Khasin that guy is Joey Essex innit

[@Harmxn]

3:15

[@brentmeistergeneral6074]

He’s right though. 100% correct 👍

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

@@brentmeistergeneral6074 yes, 100% right, he is indeed called Joey Essex ;P

[@brentmeistergeneral6074]

RagnarisFellhanded was that for me?

[@Gouthamedara]

Jon always gets the brutal ones

[@jackbennett6114]

That cold side of the bed one was so good though

[@h4rdi7g3]

On the plus side susie and rachel want him. A fair trade i say.

[@Gouthamedara]

Joe h as a brother i suppose

[@iuliag.3228]

Susie probably does not care that much about any of them, but it's always seemed fairly obvious to me that Rachel has the hots for Jon... and I don't blame her. Jimmy, on the other hand, I would not touch with a ten foot pole.

[@Gouthamedara]

Iulia G. Lol! I highly doubt rachel has hots on jon. I would say it is pity. Also rachel is like one of the most beautiful woman i have seen. Rachel and susan are out their league

[@chandlersun3877]

“I think we’re dead Jimmy.”

[@daveo7606]

Read that in his soothing voice. He'd make a great supervillain: " I think you're dead bond." *Strokes a cat with rabies and throws it at Bond*

[@SunnyBear]

Best line fo sho

[@liquidminds]

felt like it was a Star Trek TOS reference. "He's dead Jim"

[@MatthewMcVeagh]

And Jon gets two snogs but no bride!

[@Supertasticisaword]

I mean, Jon is very snog-able

[@sunopan]

god the attacking tokyo joke made me tear up

[@rhonayoung4089]

sn0ー I don't get it

[@spider5600]

It is alluding to Greg Davies height. Implying that he is so big he could be mistaken for a 'Kaiju' Japanese for 'strange beast' they are often large and destructive beasts such as Mothra or Godzilla

[@villyexplorer9482]

Rhona Young Basically they're saying he's Godzilla

[@stevietheawesome742]

I see we read this same comics . Feathers is a cool dude

[@MrSkinnyWhale]

Me too, lost a lot of good people that day...

[@tinyfistm.2607]

The snog/marry/kill bit, everybody's facial expressions are absolutely precious. Jon's smug look, Sean's "I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" grin, and Rachel going beet red.

[@zyaicob]

Microcosm of the whole show

[@adamhodges8022]

"I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" seems real different now

[@jotacerezo9963]

@@adamhodges8022 did something happen?

[@adamhodges8022]

@@jotacerezo9963 Sean passed away

[@drusix1987]

What is snog/marry/kill? What was she talking about?

[@marrydruli]

"I'm not saying Jon is boring, but after talking to him you are warned not to operate or drive heavy machinery" is my favourite one. Can't wait to use it with the next opportunity.

[@marrydruli]

ITubaUTuba Thanks for the reply. However, I should not operate heavy machinery now.

[@miloblackmetalhate]

marrydruli no, you're too busy gracing the meadows of heaven... I was trying to imply that you look like an angel but damn this sounds creepy AND sneery at the same time...

[@thesprawl2361]

Milind Yup

[@cjas-jk2qy]

marrydruli ohh roasted. Fuck off.

[@marrydruli]

cjas 1102 ohh not quite.

[@flaviantropy]

Rachel's mouth open on the World Maths Day joke was adorable

[@thesprawl2361]

I'm not sure "adorable" is the word other -perverts- commenters have used to describe it.

[@ccruner13]

Lol. That joke finally makes sense. Thought he said something about "Bat's Day" and didn't get it at all.

[@elias_xp95]

🍆

[@mdntctyvlcn]

Her face quickly deteriorated from joy to shocked to offended. I was crying. XD

[@EdwinMaarleveld]

The joke was aimed at here. ;-) She has a math degree.

[@banananaz4007]

"In his spare time, Greg enjoys listening to music, going to the theater, and attacking the city of Tokyo" is the best one!

[@R3KTANGL3]

8:31 that face susie makes after clarifying her pet rock collection is the epitome of pure innocence. almost like she's still in elementary school

[@Damoinion]

Nothing wrong with a girl collecting pet rocks. She just needs to sort them by carats

[@austinthompson6296]

The nervous look on Rachel's face when Susie talks about the snog marry kill is everything

[@adamhodges8022]

"I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" Aw man, RIP Sean

[@sge1Andy]

„I think we are dead Jimmy“ lmao

[@danbest2418]

sge1Andy where are you when england come

[@BurningDogFace]

Hot damn, British comedians really dole out the harshness.

[@jackcloud4728]

called british humour haha

[@theinternetkilledmusic2054]

You can't crush the spirit of people who have no spirit :)

[@smeipalmu5970]

Well British humour sucks ma sir

[@theinternetkilledmusic2054]

How does it suck?

[@theinternetkilledmusic2054]

I am offendeddedddd!

[@Jtblake]

The one where Jimmy held up a sign saying 'He's kidnapped my family' had me in stitches.

[@inasilkcocoon]

9:36 Nah, it says "He's holding my family hostage."

[@jamesblunt006]

That Bill Bailey egg is so spot on 🤣🤣 1:53

[@Bellas61]

Bill Boiley egg some might say

[@abdurrahmanshabirshabir7113]

The jon ones r so harsh 😂😂

[@AmandeepSingh-uj2qj]

Abdurrahmanshabir Shabir 7. 889

[@donacello789]

Just as harsh as your grammar.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

I know XD

[@evanthomas4069]

He deserves it

[@joshuatweedy3396]

Abdurrahmanshabir Shabir, please at least say "are"

[@idksomeguy7818]

i’m sat on the train and the joke about greg attacking tokyo made me start laughing and now everyone’s looking at me shIT

[@dierckeatlas]

Could you explain that joke to me? I don't get it. 😅

[@MrAlumni72]

It's ok, as long as the train you're on isn't traveling through Tokyo.

[@Pixelynx]

majooismajor -- LOL. Good one.

[@greghawkins59]

Gotta be my favourite joke from the show

[@nosetalgia5450]

If you want witty, listen to british comedy. If you want to be degraded in the most brutal way possible, enrol at an australian primary school.

[@thesprawl2361]

The writing in Jimmy's intros is bloody brilliant. "Bob used to be a lawyer, but you won't hear him shouting 'objection' and 'overruled' tonight! Because they're both nine-letter words and Bob is crap at Countdown." Love it.

[@thesprawl2361]

No, they're written _with_ Jimmy. Jimmy is a brilliant writer, but he co-writes that stuff with a few other people, people who are listed in the credits. You see their names on stuff like WILTY too, at least back when WILTY had swearing in it.

[@JoeBlac]

Joe, what makes you say that?

[@dannyritchy8440]

Franky Boyle started out as a writer for jimmy

[@tomdoyle2272]

it's true. ask anyone that works on these programs.

[@terenceilott582]

The Sprawl Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd cancel last

[@sunset2365]

Jimmy's roasts are the best. "Attacking the city of Tokyo" lol

[@horror_punk480]

I don't get the joke

[@mattvine4006]

@@horror_punk480 He's implying that Greg is like Godzilla

[@GottaLoveCheese]

Rachel Riley lights the video up with just her smile. Then Rob Beckett darkens it again with his. Balance has been restored.

[@davecrupel2817]

Actually, Rob brightens up everything with his smile. Then Suzie dims it all down with her talking.

[@TheHadesShade]

Considering how white his teeth are, I doubt it would darken it.

[@KarstenOkk]

@@davecrupel2817 I think the joke is that his teeth are so big they block out any light

[@QixTheDS]

Daniel Cannata don’t you dare diss Susie. She’s a gem

[@thetaffia.]

considering how white his teeth are I'm suprised she hasn't tried to get him band of twitter race baiting snitch

[@haselni]

10:12 Sean's deadpan delivery of that one was easily the highlight of the whole clip.

[@supermarc]

I'm not British and I have no clue what they're on about.

[@FIONAPoetess]

@@supermarc its a game...who would you snog (kiss), marry or kill?

[@larrackell]

I love that Jimmy couldn't even keep it together with attacking Tokyo.

[@MrDyl666]

I love how smug Jon looks during the snog marry kill part 😂

[@xXESSwiftXx]

David Mitchell VS Jimmy Carr *When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.*

[@telectronix1368]

David Mitchell completing the most pedantic explanation of 'And this is why you were incorrect to say I'm being pedantic' to happen on tv..... and still gets Jimmy to admit defeat. 🏆

[@johncampbell2845]

"I think we're dead Jimmy" haha

[@kedabro1957]

10:08 ... Jon smirking, he knows its him.

[@darkwitnesslxx]

It's been rumor for years that Rachel has a thing for Jon. They both married now, but it persists. I'd ship it.

[@darkwitnesslxx]

Check out the regular 8 out of 10 cats from around 2010 to see why.

[@revafarleyleebiit]

Jon's dimples are so cute. Jon himself is very cute too.

[@adamthefrog2602]

You gotta commend John for taking it all in stride.

[@erikloeffen4143]

Jon's expression in the segment at 9:50 is priceless. Never quit being one of the good guys, Jon :)

[@dutch_blades]

3:06 Sometimes it's better to say nothing at all...

[@knallpistolen]

hehe, he got like 15 IQ points

[@joakiwi66]

He isnt wrong

[@noelleirina5628]

Pretty sure he was going alone with the joke.

[@9nikolai]

Yeah, he was completely alone on that one

[@DJogdog]

You know he's joking right?

[@Habanosify]

There is no way Susie Dent is 53 years old.

[@QixTheDS]

Habanosify she’s such a gem

[@RIXRADvidz]

That my darlings is called, Superior Genetics.

[@imaxus1128]

@@RIXRADvidz rather superior genes

[@MrCri95inter]

@@imaxus1128 rather superior cosmetics

[@kylenorcliffe8454]

She ruins this program she can’t have a laugh to save her life miserable cow they should replace her with someone else

[@garrymackenzie309]

“I think we’re dead, Jimmy”... 😂😂😂

[@emercycrite]

00:19 Aww I just want to give Jon a hug and tell him everything’s going to be alright

[@aoifefaithmaplesden7559]

I’ve never seen anyone enjoy being roasted as much as Greg Davies did. 😂

[@Vossst]

"I think we're dead, Jimmy." I knew it-they're all in purgatory.

[@kamurotetsu4860]

9:02 "And attacking the city of Tokyo" Bloody hilarious!

[@joshuatweedy3396]

"While sean lets his hair down, Jon lets his family down" 😂😂

[@morecowbell235]

"In his spare time Greg enjoys listening to music, going to the theatre and attacking the city of Tokyo" That's my favorite.

[@lauriedepaurie]

I want Jimmy Carr to do my eulogy when I die...

[@aaronmatthews4602]

Feel so sorry for Jon😂 he's actually my favourite😂

[@NickOwens]

I don’t know what it is but there’s something hilarious about the way Bill says “that’s not true.”

[@pippa_peg]

3:04 It's very unsettling the way he says "corner".

[@ioanj86]

“Cowhnah”

[@binsniff]

The way “you want to conquer our team?” was delivered = perfect. 7:2

[@cliodhna03]

Omg Jon looked so pleased when they song marry kill results were announced😂

[@Dougal-Mcguire]

i love that line about Greg attacking the city of tokyo

[@adityakrishnamalhotra1]

1:50 cuteness overload

[@vacri54]

Jesus, did Jon kick Jimmy's dog or something. Ouch.

[@Alex-jg2bc]

God Rachel is dropdead gorgeous and incredibly intelligent. Can't decide if I want to be her or be with her

[@wipmegrandma8780]

Just say you want to be in her, covers both bases

[@elizabethmorris4677]

The snog/marry/kill bit, everybody's facial expressions are absolutely precious. Jon's smug look, Sean's "I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" grin, and Rachel going beet red.

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

@@elizabethmorris4677 You stole that exact comment from someone else.

[@magnushelin007]

You British - Masters of Humour :-)

[@AgostinoMaiello]

Yes, they are. Hands down. 😊

[@GMEunpluged]

Nah were just dicks who rip into each other

[@neighbourhoodcircus]

Pro noob couldn’t have said it any better myslef

[@GMEunpluged]

@@neighbourhoodcircus Haha Cheers👌

[@AlexanderMacAoidh]

It’s dead

[@Aizya]

Bob looks like an old version on Liam Payne

[@beethreefour]

Aizya OH MY GOD HE DOES

[@gingerlegend96]

Great shout

[@tartan5539]

Wait Bob Mortimer?? he looks nothing like him

[@jake2355]

I’ve said this for ages!! Finally someone sees it!!

[@jake2355]

Only difference is Bob is older and doesn’t get to ram Cheryl Cole

[@Most0riginalUsername]

"... and attacking the city of Tokyo" epic

[@DazKilla]

Edurne Ace I didn’t get that one

[@Most0riginalUsername]

CaptainSeargent it's because he's very tall, and in monster films huge creatures often attack big cities. They're implying he'd be like a Welsh Godzilla xD

[@DazKilla]

Edurne Ace ahahahahah brilliant

[@jempalmer867]

Rhod Gilbert looks like a mix of a distant Hemsworth sibling and Hugh Laurie

[@rocketraccoon77]

Poor Jon. Jimmy is so harsh on him. 😂 😂

[@vladthemad2]

Jimmy's laugh is everything.

[@amy6284]

Haha, that exchange between Carr & Mitchell 😂 7:18 - 8:24

[@mutalemalama]

Amy Baker You never go toe to toe with David Mitchell

[@amy6284]

Tame Naken You won't win with him!

[@thesprawl2361]

But Jimmy was right! Mitchell just bullshitted his way thru a comeback.

[@mutalemalama]

The Sprawl I mean he didn’t though did he

[@thesprawl2361]

Tame Naken 'Fraid he did.

[@underwaterbubbles]

I love the way Rachel opens her mouth to what Jimmy said at 1.50.

[@meetaverma8372]

She celebrates maths day

[@MakeItWithJim]

Is there a compilation of Jimmy Carr being told to pay income tax?

[@MrFatCock]

Lee Mack did a joke of it, when Jimmy Carr was putting his biography in a shredder

[@mikeggg5671]

Yup on 8out of 10 cats. Google that and tax

[@obijuancolombi]

Don't worry Rachel Riley... I celebrate March 6th... it's my birthday but...

[@kshitiz.maurya]

Juan Garces i didnt get the joke

[@obijuancolombi]

Kshitiz Maurya Jimmy said that World Maths Day is celebrated the sixth of March by no-one. Rachel, who is a mathematician in addition to being on Countdown, had a look of shock. I celebrate the 6th of March but because it's my birthday...

[@QixTheDS]

Juan Garces the best jokes are always the ones you have to explain. I did get it

[@darklimeking372]

Happy birthday for tomorrow!

[@QixTheDS]

Gaiden Shinji That relies on the belief that I was worked up to begin with

[@ljdgooners9041]

Jon gets absolutely savaged in this video! I love the show! I love the people on the show! One of the best panel shows hands down!!!

[@Nedread]

2:47 Fresh off that previous joke about Josh and Bill and an Evil Ring, Jon looks remarkably like Frodo here.

[@KC-kw7ii]

The Greg one was fucking amazing. :P

[@greghawkins59]

Sairi Ss I found it way too funny

[@tonyhollerz6958]

10:45 a normal persons bed is a king/queen bed for Jon😂

[@stephenhaythornthwaite7762]

I nearly pee'd a little at "Jon promises to tell you about his when he loses it".

[@rodrigezgozalo4780]

Cannot believe that Gary Barlow is releasing a cover of "Taxman" by the Beatles and has asked Jimmy to join him"on the fiddle",

[@RobertT1999]

rodrigez gozalo I don't think many people will get that joke so I respect you for making an underrated joke.

[@luwi5972]

That Stephen Hawking one on Rachel was ruthless 😂

[@kaywoodhill3078]

i think i have a crush on jimmy and it hit me like a ton of bricks

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Joey was so pleased that he knew how many corners a triangle had. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@4exgold]

my Welsh neighbour will be hearing that hilarious slur on his nation soon enough :D

[@dougthemoleman]

I don't know how the Sean Locke tough guy meme got started, but I love it. Sean's such a goofball. Misanthropic goofball mind you, but a goofball to be sure. Love him.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

This is excellent. I love that they had David Mitchell on the show, as I find him hilarious.

[@wd4020]

I love how they all look offended and Jimmy looks so happy with himself

[@Mst3kfan1994]

Before reaching the end with Jack, I spent most of the video assuming the title was alluding to Jimmy losing his virginity at age 26.

[@JoeBlac]

26? Ah, that was the year Roger Federer became ITF junior World Champion and started his professional career.

[@Jonathan_Riley]

5:50 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS??!!

[@neilmassey3511]

Anyone else who finds Aishling Bea stunning ?

[@BethanyRose86]

Oh she is gorgeous !

[@meetaverma8372]

Everyone

[@lenagreen4031]

Pleasant to look at - wouldn't say stunning - and rather boring.

[@bunnybustard5526]

After all the Rhod and Wales jokes, I've come to the conclusion that Wales is the Alabama of the UK

[@tomk.williams1186]

Yeh

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

Bunny Bustard that’s the wrong conclusion but sure The welsh don’t fuck their cousins, that’s a job for the Irish

[@chriswyatt9869]

Everywhere that isn’t the south of England (excluding Cornwall) is considered the Alabama of the U.K.

[@engasal]

@@chriswyatt9869 Those Cornish types are mental, though. Insane West Country folk

[@mikeyt2920]

No Norfolk is the alabama of the UK

[@rocketraccoon77]

Jimmy's jokes on Rhod are always harsh on Wales

[@monkeydust100]

Calvin Hobbes Rhod has no inside voice

[@justenough2326]

Jimmy's jokes on EVERYONe are always harsh :)

[@xspl0it]

half of the stuff rhod does is about wales though, he even does the visit wales adverts

[@huggablecharliepie]

Have you seen Wales? After being here 15 years, i understand the harshness

[@jay71512]

charlotte parker give up wales is beautiful! Some shitty places but everywhere has them.

[@rabato1064]

1:45 anyone else see it?

[@WhySoInstant]

C untdown?

[@inasilkcocoon]

Haha, yup. Thought I was the only one.

[@TheWayOutisThru]

'I think we're dead Jimmy' I lost it lol

[@mrhippoh909]

David Mitchell was the only one not to be outdone by Jimmy

[@BusyBasaz]

Jon is a super sport. All those jokes are brutal, love the ones starting one someone else but ends up shitting on Jon.

[@ViteloElyos]

Bills answer to not having to throw an evil ring into a vulcano:"It's not true." That's exactly what you would say when you're on a secret mission to throw an evil ring in a vulcano.

[@mikehunt4830]

Vulcan

[@ViteloElyos]

@@mikehunt4830 missed the o, thanks. Fixed it.

[@Ometecuhtli]

Why throw it when it's so preeeciooooussssss

[@raymondhuang4726]

9:50 LOL "I think we are dead jimmy"

[@MonsieurCarrot]

"BuT cAn YoU dO tHiS??"

[@darrenwilson2909]

Mr Carrot someone needs to send that clip to pewds😂

[@TheFray331]

I love these best-ofs!

[@oreoboy217]

I do feel sorry for Jon, but fair play to David putting Jimmy down haha.

[@sawliite16]

Jimmy's laughter is the funniest🤣😂

[@ant-lowe2346]

John Richardson is the best 😂😂

[@nickdick865]

He name Jon not John

[@issi7285]

i have the biggest crush on jon lmao

[@meetaverma8372]

He's very cute

[@PedroSnRx]

1:44 Rachel blocks out the O in CoUNTdown 😂👌

[@melissachartrand1471]

Thanks for the help Jimmy I appriciate it very much.

[@SeanKL107]

1:50 Rachel was deeply offended by that

[@bittersweet20]

Sean Kratovil-Lavelle *Deeply*

[@thesprawl2361]

You people make me sick. :)

[@bittersweet20]

The fact that it's 2018 and people still say "you make me sick" makes me sick

[@thesprawl2361]

You should be ashamed of yourself making jokes like that. This is a KZbin comments' section for god's sake, have some respect.

[@bittersweet20]

The Sprawl I'm sorry you lost me at "This is a youtube comment section for god's sake"

[@Grey0618]

I just love how this show is 2/3 brain and 1/3 Celeb Roasts lol

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

Jon's smile at 10:08.

[@sbraypaynt]

3:00 This is perhaps the greatest example of “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt”

[@dooovde]

This was brilliant. Whoever put this together is a genius!

[@Methodman88]

Love the Bill Bailey jokes. Cracks me up every time

[@knightgabrielguanzon7613]

9:09 when he can't keep it together through a joke you know it's funny

[@jgamer2228]

The greatest hosts are the ones that can dish it out and take it

[@michaelnicholas4135]

I lost my shit at the bit about Greg attacking the city of Toyko.

[@thebloocat]

Junior Scoop I didn't get that bit

[@padurarulcriticsicinic4846]

@@thebloocat he is implying that Greg is Godzilla.