something about tomatoes

[@casualbiscuit]

“Nightmare bad bad tomato bad tomato loser girl bad” He is speaking the language of gods

[@priestoffern1608]

He’s speaking in a sort of algorithm, as to get the point over faster

[@senkuishigami845]

Hes spittin straight facts

[@phantomsdeadinside5391]

He's spittin bars

[@tiantian329]

Faded it’s what happens if you code a lot

[@gbrincks]

Don't forget the equally eldritch line that is "Marinates in ratshit tomato booger garbage"

[@lindsey9279]

The fact that Lily was being so passionate and Michael said “nightmare” made her stop speaking and moving makes me think he’s created a trigger word to shut lily up lmao

[@July-gj1st]

TheDecoGecko Michael’s been reading some Skinner

[@bater1762]

how much you wanna bet that michael goes into her room while she sleeps and repeats "nightmare~~" over and over again?

[@JojoDigitalArtist]

@@bater1762 That's a legit terrifying image to imagine

[@vights7135]

timestamp ?

[@overexpress5440]

2:41

[@yusip1015]

Carson: Im tryna sneak around but the sound off my ass slapping on the floor keeps alerting Poki

[@grantdotjpg]

Hey gamers, Carson here. I'm trying to sneak into my waifu's room and steal her diary, but the clap of my ass keeps alerting poki

[@mychaeljones7526]

I read that as the sound of slapping someone ass...then Poki...I need help.

[@joshuaharding64]

Wait, like Carson the youtuber. The one slimecicle plays with in some of his videos? Edit: I found that clip, wow it is him

[@Soup-10]

His dumpy to big

[@phantomsdeadinside5391]

Mychael Jones *Dyslexia*

[@GeneLagrimasJr]

Michael and Lily arguing on tomatoes. At first, I was like what's wrong? Then I remember Michael's salad video.

[@DjVader112]

Michael: Tomatoes are for losers! Italy: *cries in bolognese

[@llsi8701]

Big metal piston spike.

[@thesupreme8062]

@@llsi8701 lol

[@MadDoctor567]

*B I G M E T A L P I S T O N S P I K E*

[@normahmansoor2888]

@@llsi8701 yeah, the guy literally made a big metal piston spike machine to skewer the damn things. I was surprised the he was surprised

[@daldrete01]

"Tomato loser girl bad" -Michael Reeves

[@DarkValorWolf]

loser

[@harryb12993]

Notice how hes hypnotised lily with the word “nightmare” but said other words too so chat wouldn’t catch on.

[@killerlol841]

@@harryb12993 it's not really hypnotizing , it's more like a PTSD trigger word i think

[@eksadie]

"Nightmare bad bad tomato bad tomato looser girl bad!!!"

[@storm3668]

Poor lily

[@Silver-Rexy]

Micheal's vocabulary is purely word association.

[@bepsibev]

Then next would come races and then twitch stream going down

[@MadDoctor567]

dont *EVER* argue with michael about tomatoes. you never know if he still has the *B I G M E T A L P I S T O N S P I K E*

[@strwbrrry2817]

B I G M E T A L P I S T O N S P I K E

[@Papabandana]

B I G M E T A L P I S T O N S P I K E

[@cammo353]

_BIGMETALPISTONSPIKE_

[@IsTheOrderASapling]

*BIGMETALPISTONSPIKE*

[@delta_gon5277]

*B I G M E T A L P I S T O N S P I K E*

[@chipoorion2303]

Fed : "where does your boyfriend sleep? oh that's right you don't have one" nervous laugh Lily : so you have chosen death

[@storm3668]

Dark realm activated

[@chipoorion2303]

@@storm3668 holy shit WAHAHAHAHA

[@danielriver6206]

Fed: It was at that moment, that I learned a valuable lesson, about female hormones.

[@KlausBenja]

First scarra now fed. Whyy

[@BoostedMonkey05]

Death by Tasers

[@GiantMastodon]

the way carson fell speaks to me on a spiritual level

[@billydakid3]

i thought carson was going for an apex slide, which seems more interesting

[@DarkSignal59]

Yeah, that was like one of the most Carson things ever!

[@TheDivine1337]

Sorry for the noob question but who is carson?

[@GiantMastodon]

@@TheDivine1337 the guy who took pokis diary

[@fishe_4046]

@Project Dean another youtuber lol

[@conq1273]

Lilly's channel is slowly becoming rick and morty with michael being Rick. Yes, fed is summer.

[@howardyu4513]

micharl is obvly rick not.morty

[@conq1273]

@@howardyu4513 Oh. I got mixed up

[@Kittymeow68]

Howard Yu looks and sounds like Morty but the mind of and personality of Rick

[@orlando780]

2:54 further supports the fed part

[@theplanissimple6025]

and fed being jerry

[@yallstoopid5371]

Lily and Michael went from chaotic neutral to chaotic chaotic the second Fed spoke shit about pickles

[@yallstoopid5371]

Sage it ain’t evil cause pickles taste good as hell

[@Star-vh4cs]

I mean they aint wrong pickels are good

[@borpie]

I have to agree with Fed. Fuck pickles, they were a mistake and y'all know it.

[@farfetchdsky2595]

I'm with fed on that one

[@TRClockwork]

I don’t think you understand how that system works...

[@lukascookie7920]

Lily: tomatoes aren't that bad Michael: DISGUSTING, BAD, NIGHTMARE, LOSER GIRL, BAD *Fed enters chat and says something stupid* OH SHUT UP! GET OUT OF HERE

[@joms-kun428]

He said "f*ck pickles right?" Then they both got triggered and on their goblin modes

[@OhhOneZee]

Woah man, we won't say what that disgusting, bad, loser boy bad nightmare bad guy said.

[@IvanTube0]

fuck both of those

[@nobodyeverinhistory]

Lesson Learned: Tomato Loser Girl Bad.

[@fredess3737]

Nightmare*

[@RealJaydensmusic]

You know that Michael is just gonna grow up and become that 20 year old that murders turtles with tomatoes he found in his salad

[@lilfantom4531]

JaydenSMusic he already does that

[@RealJaydensmusic]

Lilfantom mass murder tho👀 Hey, everyone starts somewhere

[@nikims_]

Too bad hes still 12

[@harryb12993]

He’d likely use paper straws to get them bad

[@NM-tj6wk]

Ugh I know one of THOSE people too, so annoying 🙄😤

[@fooosion1613]

2:42 "Nightmare, bad, bad, tomato bad, tomato loser girl bad." -Michael Reeves

[@semrohir5856]

5:36 Carson standing there like “Mom said it’s my turn to stream”

[@cyborg5556]

True 😂

[@nikidos7303]

5:36 I like when Carson came and the computer said "The Demon".

[@yusip1015]

XD

[@reyven3449]

Underrated XD

[@ckv954]

I’m going to send Michael a box filled with metal straws, a turtle plushy, and tomato seeds

[@leewood8097]

Yes

[@drpibisback7680]

_Slams metal straw into the table, leaving it standing upright_ "This is my list of people I need to kill later."

[@Jam-yy5lz]

No send paper straws

[@Jam-yy5lz]

No send paper straws

[@gregampofo1386]

Send metal straws with paper straws inside

[@giantpunda2911]

2:53 The one thing Fed is good at, bringing people together.

[@TheGunMan200]

Giant Punda yet he can’t get a girl

[@refthegeneric]

@@TheGunMan200 *OOF*

[@pethsi906]

@@TheGunMan200 dont mix the subject

[@mylifebelit]

this aged like milk

[@mhm3766]

Eesh

[@jonas1015119]

I feel like Michael is taking everyone at Offline hostage through psychological torture.

[@zdash80]

He's got them all hooked up to tasers akin to suicide squad.. presses a button and ZAP!

[@TheQwerty256]

Lies and Deceit

[@Default_Rain]

2:40 - Is "nightmare" a trigger word for Lily now? She just stops right after Michael says it lmao

[@stellac3047]

I think she gave up because Michael wasnt going to let her talk

[@stellac3047]

@@cartoonhanks1708 sure, if you find mental health jokes about people who have already established a safe word because its been an actual problem in the past to be hilarious, then sure, its very funny.

[@fatnose0]

@@stellac3047 lily is in on the joke, she doesn't actually have a trigger word that brings back traumatic shit. Wtf is wrong with you why would you even think that to be a thing michael would do. It's probably just an inside joke I mean they're laughing their ass off 10 seconds later

[@stellac3047]

@@fatnose0 its the confusion of what a trigger actually is and the actual disinterest in continuing. Lily doesnt look triggered at all, and I dont find it funny when people say triggered as a mental health joke, like its not a real issue. The actual joke is that shouting like a apocalypse preacher about tomatoes. They have a safe word for emergencies but lily has shown some increases of symptoms becuse of some triggers. Triggers arent just a word. People can joke about their own mental health issues to cope or talk about it, but applying it to situation where someone might get gratification from bullying for laughs is what I have a problem with, which is how the triggered joke is used.

[@cartoonhanks1708]

@@stellac3047 Stop defending a womam because you admire and/or think she's pretty. You don't know her, you don't understand her, you have nothing to do with this woman and its more harmful than good to say you care when all you are doing is making up conspiracies about a person so you can feel smart or important. She's not in danger, you aren't smart and you are not important.

[@NinF37]

“What about Carson?” “CARSON WHAT THE

[@darkwolf4129]

TheNintendoFan37 you forgot a part, it’s; “What about Carson?” -THONK- “CARSON WHAT THE”

[@facesthatdecay4048]

5:51 the camera shook so much

[@goose4196]

carson's dummy THICC

[@jacobgushue866]

Dumpy

[@MrGamerBrosOriginal]

8:22 the cleanest back slap i Ever saw in my Life

[@drako19123]

the best part is he was right

[@ApolloSkyes]

Fed: Where does your boyfriend sleep? *Oh right you don't have one* Lily: *With her hair on the front of her face* *Cam turns dark as Lily drags Fed to the shadow realm*

[@ceasar9460]

She never turned off the camera, she just summoned the shadow demons

[@storm3668]

You know it fuck up if her hair on the front of her face

[@mrsora16]

And she does it all with a smile on her face

[@rivengle]

lily0

[@powerpuncher9379]

Aged like milk

[@Erish_Kygal]

2:56 the chaotic energy with those two😂😂😂

[@dandaz3418]

Thats literally rick and morty talking to summer

[@lightcuriosity]

@@dandaz3418 o shit u right

[@rvivencio]

I like how they both doubled up and attached Fed about pickles 😂

[@gn6877]

Carson is like my sleep paralysis Demon

[@DarkSignal59]

Steals your diary and then awkwardly trips and falls on his way out? Who ascended to heaven and made him your paralisys demon?

[@moneymonkey5387]

Can someone link the vod for that?

[@elijahpaz9173]

How I envy you

[@sleepparalysisdemon4886]

hi

[@KelvinTime]

Lily's hair gets me every time lol

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

02:36 War rages 02:55 An unlikely alliance have born

[@sir.mannington]

I actually can't get enough of Michael and Lily. They are such a good duo.

[@isabellapajamas2093]

2:36 michael sounds like the product descriptions on wish.com

[@bruhtm108]

I hate that you're right.

[@ghostgoober4025]

Fed: oh yeah lily doesn’t have a boyfriend Michael: alright bet

[@MelonRoulette]

I LOVE how Michael says the word "BAD" lol

[@mehmeh6422]

I love how carson slipped at the last moment when taking that book

[@DarrenMansour]

that first scene aged like milk

[@golfwang425]

had to scroll for a "2 months ago comment"

[@JordinRvrrrrr009]

@@golfwang425 same

[@lagreewithyourcomment]

@@golfwang425 just to see "aged like milk" comments

[@shinypikagaming]

Wait, what’s up with the first scene?

[@CedrickKyle13]

Michael: eats a whole strawberry along with its stem, calls it healthy. Also Michael: TOMATO DUMB TOMATO BAD

[@wessltov]

There's something hilarious about the clip of Lily in possession of 'Poki's diary' right after te clip of it being stolen. Makes it look as though she masterminded the whole thing :D

[@jisatsurai]

when carson ate shit running out of the room i lost my mind lmfaoo 5:36

[@Filippa1.1.]

Never disrespect pickles when the midgest are near

[@anothrto1045]

You see dissing pickled food leads to saying fermented foods are bad, and saying kimchi is bad around a Korean is a great idea.

[@rivengle]

Anothr To _Kimchi slaps_

[@swagmaster-vn2dx]

fuck pickles that shits disgusting man

[@Filippa1.1.]

ScrungoBoyè im not a midget but ur opinion doesnt matter

[@fwble_3888]

@@swagmaster-vn2dx YO FUCK YOU BRO PICKLE GANG

[@mrsora16]

5:50 looks like carson caught himself slipping

[@arraes3091]

2:53 this is has the exact same energy of Rick and Morty arguing with summer

[@Drago-tp3qb]

fucking hell the first part did not age well

[@trietlam1438]

Fed:” Oh that’s right, you don’t have a boyfriend” Michael: *SIKES*

[@Wheezr]

Ah yes the popular phrase them youths say, “SIKES”

[@SKOOBER.]

The fact that micheal can turn a human being off using algorithm is impressive

[@KiIIMez]

Lily: Maybe 3 months Scarra: Maybe 3 weeks. Maybe 3 days. Me: Maybe 3 hours?

[@chipoorion2303]

Maybe 3 minutes?

[@placebo4815]

Maybe 3 seconds?

[@russell4930]

maybe 3 seconds ago?

[@lightcuriosity]

maybe 3 milliseconds?

[@niklaskraus1030]

What was that about btw?

[@ViceMeister]

CARSON TRIED TO STEALTH IT! HE TRIED! I'M CRYING OH LORD

[@limeuwin2388]

5:35 How I play Assassin Creed

[@remusvang3622]

Lime me trying to sneak out of the classroom without the teachers permission

[@oady4778]

as soon as lily hears the word “nightmare” she enters the shadow realm

[@hayden4361]

"You like tomatoes and tomatoes are for losers" I fucking love Micheal

[@harvalite5737]

I just love how the only word that made Lily stop was "Nightmare". Michael's done some serious damage with that word.

[@spookyturbo1618]

Watching the fighting between Lily and Michael about tomatoes immediately change into them ganging up on fed made me smile.

[@ryverkyaakk7421]

“ *NIGHTMARE TOMATOES BAD* “ -Micheal Reeves

[@MelniaShadow]

2:55 Common enemy bring people together

[@Wu-Zi-Mu]

Mutual enemies

[@exie_c]

Fed: “Where’s you boyfriend sleep? Ooooh yeah you dont have one!” Me from the future: *hah*

[@Krucible]

5:50 content gold lmfao

[@murda4785]

fed always marks his territory by sleeping in someone elses bed

[@nmalm2114]

“Are you going to Coachella?” “I don’t know, maybe” *nope*

[@hibachivallejo8648]

2:52 Fed's worst mistake yet

[@hobovan.]

i love it when two people are having an argument and someone comes in trying to unite them with another opinion and succeeds, but they unite to attack the other person instead of agreeing

[@zjmiller6627]

I love how Lily and Michael go from arguing about tomatoes to ganging up on Fed for hating pickles

[@All54321]

I will always love that tomato argument because of how fast they turned on Fed together.

[@metavekra]

2:54 Fed is that kid that jumps on the bandwagon and tries to fit in

[@YungYurei]

When lily said “Real love doesn’t exist” I felt that

[@SergioDumbrava]

"What's under your mommy's bed???" Lmao

[@L4mp15]

That beginning killed me

[@strawberrysayori-222]

Who ever just saw the thief and said “YOINK” I respect that

[@flaviomarchi]

The carson clip where he stole the diary is hands down my favorite clip

[@cecconik]

Clearly Michael has the superior taste buds

[@bartlandis]

Lily can now look Fed dead in the eyes and say “Yes, this is where my boyfriend sleeps.”

[@sheepgoesmoo4281]

5:50 Cant tell if its comedy genius or an total accident. Either way that was funny asf

[@2004FordRangerXLT]

2:53 I normally skip the parts with Fed now but this one is gold 😂👌🏻

[@cheesenugget69]

After knowing what fed made to lily, that first clip hits hard man

[@oatmilkzombie]

I still use the nightmare bad tomato argument whenever I want to shut someone up but I change the wording from tomato to something else

[@shiro2654]

Michael: TOMATO LOSER GIRL BAD!! Lily: (._.)

[@kristovx7]

2:09 was actually a pretty good Rick and Morty impression.

[@dominicmurray7200]

I love how there was two michaels on the screen at 2:55

[@debunny]

5:50 HE CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE EYE-

[@DN-ho1kb]

Tomato Loser Girl, Bad the best most random insult ever

[@vigirousgrub420]

i was crying of laughter about micheals out burst abt tomato’s

[@zoix457]

Son: Dad i love tomatoes Dad: 2:42

[@someguyontheinternet8769]

I would like to say how much I love how lily and Michel are having there shit going on then fed joins in and they both go sicko mode on him

[@thadonlo347]

00:25 fed gets murdered

[@Revolutionaryskating]

"Marinates in rat shit, tomato booger garbage. Nightmare! Bad! Bad! Tomato Bad! Tomato loser girl, Bad!" I had to replay that several times, that was the best insult line I've heard in a while.

[@HarrisonMcKee]

I saw Lily's stream live!! I'm so glad I managed to make it to see the hatred of tomatoes :33

[@ITR]

Congrats! ^^

[@BiggyJoyBoy]

My favorite part about this is that Micheal and Lily are having an argument and when Fed joins, they immediately join forces and attack Fed

[@lolxdfrag_me_ii9167]

He just said nightmare and lily had a Vietnam flash back

[@elizabethfalks458]

MARINATES IN RAT SH*T 😆😂🤣😁😀😆 I can't stop laughing

[@Hehe_boi_]

This is why michael is a filipino he doesnt use tomato ketchup He use banana ketchup..

[@archived6094]

FUCK YEAH! BANANA KETCHUP!!

[@WaterDoesGaming]

And then he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@luvcid6839]

Micheal training his test subje- i mean lily

[@HypernovaBolts11]

2:53 Oops...

[@kanashi9957]

It's always nice to see someone who hates tomatoes like I do

[@reishin6]

You mean children?

[@magicfibre]

@@reishin6 No, they mean sane people

[@adventofnull]

That's fine. Mass production made them terrible.

[@zzzx7738]

i know right

[@trystanadriansalunga9305]

Whenever Michael gets in a about food that he hates you already know he won.

[@coco.m.g]

2:40 wow... He reminds me of my brother... Harsh.

[@ArcherSensei]

😂

[@meiiohi5915]

Carson trying to be all sneaky and then eating shit made me laugh harder than I have in a while

[@sweatychaw3105]

8:10 what r they talking about?

[@DragunClips]

The Tomato clip was so legendary that it overshadowed Carson Robbing Poki

[@javemascarinas7496]

I like how Fed united them by their love for pickles. This is why I love Fed.

[@mono6158]

Aged like milk

[@brickyy3106]

Oops

[@IhiogaBeep]

6:04 Fed be chillin' in the background