Something’s Burning S1 E5: Red Rocks Prequel with Dan Soder, Big Jay Oakerson, and me!

Something’s Burning S1 E5: If you missed us at Red Rocks last week, get your Dan Soder and Big Jay fix with this season one revisit when I made them Wawa-Inspired Apple Fritters.
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WAWA-INSPIRED FRITTERS
1. Fritters
INGREDIENTS:
Bread flour
Instant yeast
Granulated sugar
Fine sea salt
Whole milk, warmed
Pure vanilla extract
Large egg yolks
Unsalted butter, at room temperature
Sweet-tart baking apples, such as Honeycrisp or Pink Lady, peeled, cored, and cut into 1/2-inch chunks
Granulated sugar
Ground cinnamon
Vegetable oil, for frying
STEPS:
1. In a stand mixer with the paddle attachment, stir together the bread
flour, instant yeast, sugar, and sea salt.
2. Add warm milk, vanilla, and egg yolks; mix until smooth.
3. Add remaining flour and butter; mix until dough is soft and smooth.
4. Cover the bowl with plastic and let rise for an hour.
5. While it’s rising, melt unsalted butter in skillet
6. Add chopped apples; sprinkle with sugar, cinnamon, and sea salt.
7. Cook until tender and the liquid is a syrupy glaze (about 10 min)
8. Allow to cool completely.
9. Roll out dough to ½” thick
10. Spread apple mixture onto ½ the dough; fold over other half to cover
apples.
11. Cut the dough into ½” strips, then into ½” pieces in cross pattern
12. Scoop up the pieces and rearrange, cutting again in a cross pattern
13. Form dough into a 12” x 3” log; sprinkle with flour and slice into 12 pieces.
14. Coat baking sheet with flour; transfer fritters, smashing pieces of dough together and press into each one into a flat round.
15. Let them rise until puffy, about 20 min.
16.Fry in 2” of hot oil, about 2 min per side.
17. Remove and drain; allow to cool slightly before glazing
2. Glaze
INGREDIENTS:
Powdered sugar
Pure maple syrup
Pure vanilla extract
Warm water
STEPS:
1. Sift powdered sugar into a bowl.
2. Add maple syrup and vanilla; stir until smooth.
3. Add enough water to form a loose glaze.
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[@twistedfocus]

Good to see Dan with his best friend, Blue Jay Oakerson.

[@campmastatv]

Probably my favorite part of the Regz so far was watching Joe trying to out pun Luis.

[@Fnkwav]

Dudeeeeeee

[@Gooch_cruiser]

Bobby in a haunted house: “…dude?…”

[@christopherkendrex8075]

Hahaha great callback

[@CrakerzANDcl1tz]

Still laughing at this 😂

[@Fa113n94]

I hope Dan and Big j just do a podcast together at some point even a couple episodes a month would bring me so much joy the bonfire is just not the same.

[@1ltphoto]

Listen to Dan's episode on Neal Brennan's Blocks podcast. It's a pretty deep dive on why he left.

[@productofapathy]

He's said that big jay is going to be the first guest on his podcast when it premieres in November.

[@kl6mmidia949]

I hate that Dan is gonna do his own podcast too, makes you wonder what happened between jay and Dan

[@Fa113n94]

@@kl6mmidia949 basically have to have a podcast as a comedian now days

[@juantaste8603]

Big J is not a funny person

[@tommyz1463]

The thing I relate to most so far is Burt's heavy breathing while rolling out the dough

[@Vrir16]

Ugh, I just came here to say how much it bothers me to hear lol

[@jeffframe587]

For a second I was like "damn, Bert looks better"...then I realized I watched this like 3 years ago 😂😂

[@cereal_thinker]

Loool

[@F-Los]

Dan's original hairline. Dead give away

[@davidperez5089]

Jays gloves set the clock to old days.

[@AllAirCap]

Gah damn it. Fooled by the reload again. I was thinking damn, Ozempix Jay looking pretty good 🤦‍♂️

[@Dannyryan73]

Oh sh*ttttt good call

[@DJBIGWiLLiE]

When he said “form the bonfire” i shed a tear.

[@Grizzly_Biscuit]

Bert attempting Gordon's scrambled eggs goes exactly how you would expect 😂

[@matthewhill7311]

looked like diarrhea@@JayMac

[@commanderjonson2610]

@@JayMaclol its scrambled eggs 😅

[@harrymothowl8923]

@@commanderjonson2610believe it or not a lot of people suck at making scrambled eggs they either undercook them or overcook them or don’t move them around enough to get that fluffiness

[@bpizzle420]

@@harrymothowl8923 truth, an old gf of mine was just terrible at cooking anything, her scrambled eggs were an atrocious sin.

[@BEEFBRSKT]

​​@@JayMache didn't...Ramsey uses creme fresh

[@rcstarz5206]

The deep routed friendship and chemistry between Dan and Big J is ridiculous ... Bring back the fire for reals! Please we miss you two riffin off each other. The instinctual behaviour traits of Dan and J are unrivaled.

[@colenoah5974]

great quote from big jay "you have to believe in yourself. the world follows"

[@deaderthendead041]

Up it's true though, You make a decision you just decide what you're gonna do and from that point on.The universe.Gets out of your way, all you have to do is believe in yourself and manifest it

[@MREpicIpodApps]

Bert: cooks meal Also bert: openly coughs directly onto all of it before serving

[@benjaminrobinson2522]

Was just getting into podcasts when this originally aired. Enjoyed this. Then saw Dan Soder on the This is not happening show. Been a fan ever since. Loves this duo for bon fire! Crackle crackle.

[@BanditsOfJersey]

the flour/coke bit was fucking hilarious, “I’m gunna ask if you’re my mom” 😭😭

[@DirtyTroll24]

Nothing better than a whole episode of Bert stepping on jokes.

[@eriksand9262]

2 of the funniest comedians and this episode isn't even an hour long?!?! At least Big Jay didn't get edited out of most of it like in The Cabin episode. 😂

[@undlim]

50:34 Bert swinging an edged weapon towards Big Jay just like Luis J Gomez would do on Skanks.

[@phenotypealpha]

I think Bert might have mistakenly used active yeast instead of nutritional yeast as a Parmesan substitute, which might explain his upset stomach. 😂😂

[@muyspicypepper8258]

That first fritter came out and all I could think was YOU WERE MY BOTHER, ANAKIN

[@alexanderthesk8]

28:00 Soder in Buffalo Bill voice - "...cause again these are two different women."😆 😂🤣

[@melodymccullough5262]

I feel bad for the Housekeeper, cleaning that kitchen. 🤣 I'm sure that she gets paid well... Cause Bert's respectable like that.

[@4pfbill325]

Dan crushing sodas and cheese what a legend

[@FalPal19]

This is one of the best pieces of content on youtube

[@ryanmcclendon3309]

Pull it off,and temper it. ♾️ That wooden spoon was just a handle when he was done with them eggs..😂

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Watching Bert's denial in action, while he is completely ruining Ramsay's scrambled eggs is a worrying look into his refusal of reality 😂😂

[@JayMac]

Jay says "they have heroin problems" when the first once looks like a straight up opiate dump was perfect LMAO

[@paydn202]

cant get through ANYTHING with the name "bert kreischer" without a weezing loud incoherent laugh for no reason lol

[@sprthhfk]

Pissed that I missed these guys at Red Rocks. Crackle Crackle 4 eva

[@jonw8697]

soder and jay.. 2 of my faves.

[@davidjacquez965]

🎶 Bonfire Boys are back in town. The boys are back. The boys are back.🎵

[@patderose1618]

bert really jeb bushed that beat to the ground bit

[@skyscreek]

This was a much needed dose of the old bonfire. 💔

[@Dylan4Molloy]

Can someone send the clip making Gordon’s scrambled egg to him to review and then maybe get him on the show because that would for sure be entertaining watching Bert making a beef wellington in front of him 😂

[@no_nosestill_close8010]

13:22 13mins in Bert just now mentioning what they’re cooking 😂

[@sailorjerry411]

Welcome to Somethins Burning featuring Bert's labored breathing lol

[@TheEvilWithinKevin]

"It's not bad when it's cooked" 😂😂😂

[@Mike-bh9vs]

Best ep yet. Blue Jay & Toucan Soder are always hilarious

[@michaelk5333]

Thanks Bert! Great choice

[@markietownsend6186]

Anyone over 40 and younger than Bert looks at him like WTF you be doing mane.....but then it's ok I didn't die 😆

[@bussruss]

keep these coming bert i really look forward to these in the week

[@Raging_Boomer]

Man I wish Bert planned a 3 course meal to cook! I could watch these guys for hours.

[@rugbyboy9964]

Wow...The episode that got me into east coast comedy. I cant believe I used to listen to tigerbelly exclusively.

[@Gooch_cruiser]

Check out “the regz” podcast and old ykwd episodes that have Bobby Kelly, Soder, Joe list and Luis j Gomez. That’s peak east coast comedy.

[@sonialsms10]

Listening to tigerbelly at all let alone exclusively is wild. I love bobby but at least watch bad friends. Kalyla is fucking horrid

[@Choscura]

I hate that I have to remind myself that a fake version of a livestream is a problem with youtube trying to censor things inappropriately, and not the content creators being hacky.

[@DefyTheTyrant]

Looking good and slim Bert! Go Noles and rock out!

[@tanyadouglas5241]

OLD EPISODE.. Idk why they keep reposting these

[@vicjames3256]

​@@tanyadouglas5241 They're reposting them here cause he finally got access/ownership to this OG season of Something's Burning. It used to be owned by All Things Comedy. So now they're releasing 1 new episode one week, then 1 old episode the next week.

[@tanyadouglas5241]

@@vicjames3256 Ooh Thanks for the clarification ☺️

[@jaytee7363]

Soder and big j❤😢 I miss it. Dan come back to us! Crackle crackle

[@Oshop3]

One thing that makes comedy funny is not laughing at something that’s not funny. Burt is like a laugh track machine.. good vibes but also this is like watching a train wreck in slow motion 😂😂😂

[@BillyBats773]

The best combo in the game. Crackle crackle 🔥

[@jaredgreenwald3072]

Told my friend Dan's buffalo bill skin suit joke and he was on the floor.. so funny

[@jakesmall3454]

Man I love Big Jay and soder together. I’ve just recently started to dig in to the Bonfire and I wish I started earlier

[@blklrd7932]

Sweet sweet memories of the Bad Boys of Sirius. Crackle Crackle

[@michaelpacinus242]

Love how Bert didn’t know Dan left The Bonfie. Crackle crackle. EDIT: 40:32 Jay, close the damn fridge

[@BozoBuckets96]

Only Bert could simultaneously burn something and not cook it

[@OftLieN]

Talking about Bonfire with Jay and Real Dan, in present tense, hurts my soul.

[@V0S1N0]

Kum n Go should have a hot bar with tea and coffee so that they can call that the Nut n Leaf section.

[@justinguthro1002]

Jay looking like a middle school emo kid with them fingerless gloves! 😂

[@jbyrd2789]

First season or first book or first movies of a series is always the best. So sit back and have classic classy drink and enjoy. ☺️

[@justinwatkins438]

Sweet. An actual somethings burning 🔥

[@jakecoop562]

Oil just on from the start. Lol

[@tornado649]

"A pulley system" i dunno but that made me laugh😅

[@beckyadams714]

They are the most amazing Alpha fritters, I’ve ever had in my life. I would say it’s changed my life.

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

Boys, Double Meat, Double Cheese Cheltenham at Lee's Hoagie House extra juice. Nothing better.❤

[@Jr0ck77]

Danny Sodes with the QOTSA hoodie 🔥

[@NotSoFast71]

Dear Bert: USE A THERMOMETER WHEN DEEP FRYING FOOD. You never have the right temperature.

[@treybrown3798]

Don't try and convince me this is new I watched this 5 times when it came out

[@sarahpelosi4213]

Haven't seen the fingerless gloves in a while. He's bringing em back! 😊👌❤️

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

Unfortunately this was like 3 years ago. He hasn't broken out the fingerless in quite a while.

[@RJ-ix4co]

These older episodes were the best! Had me cracking up.

[@jamesmanriquez3493]

drinking crush on its own is wild

[@JohnnyaGoGo11]

Damn me for not noticing this was season one. I heard Mueller report and instantly thought I was in the matrix lol.

[@zipvisuals8713]

This one is very heavy on Burt’s deep breathing 🤣

[@eamonkelley3811]

Bert coughing and sweating over the uncooked dough fritters..yea they're definitely getting sick

[@Chris4641]

I love Bert trying to hype himself up at 13:08

[@kevindonnelly139]

"yeah, we are probably getting sick..." Jay

[@ArtsyFartsyLovers]

Lol raw dough Soder, great episode Guys, Love You All

[@mattyisinSD]

RIP the troc indeed... went to so many ska and punk shows there in high school

[@dandunlap8638]

Bart invest in a deep fryer 😂😂😂

[@jaredgreenwald3072]

I still make scrambled eggs the way I saw in this episode.. and I gotta say.. they're really good

[@alexmcmahon1808]

Jay looking great

[@kalebclevenger3478]

I got really excited cause I thought it was already uploaded 😭😥

[@CertifiedSkank]

Yup

[@AS-kq7hw]

Every part of trying to eat the non-raw pieces 🤣

[@codyyoumans4402]

The best guess somethings burning has ever had

[@BP-um6uk]

Classic cops is the best. Old Pittsburgh episodes where old fat cops are walking around smoking cigarettes driving late 80s Chevy cavalier unmarked cars. This definitely unlocked that memory 😂

[@Lopeznothopeless]

33:15 like this? Like this Rachel? Lmao sure sure man!! Go!

[@ee-mon-ee1653]

Gordon watching this episode like what in the Fug is he doing to the eggs my recipe my @$$....

[@jssjoar2790]

Legends😂 Love from Norway ❤

[@F-Los]

Damn I love these boys

[@E.COZY96]

the uncooked flower is the real danger with eating raw dough

[@RedBernie]

Hell yea, best episode from this season

[@brokenradiators5507]

They should've listened to Rachel about lowering the oil temperature. The outside was browning so fast that the insides didn't get a chance to cook. At that temp you would burn the shit out of the outside before the insides are done

[@brandonjdean]

have them back on and make them a meal successfully

[@HigherPrime8]

Little does Jay know, 22LR Shooting competitions are fun as fuck! I am an actual 22 competition shooter lol

[@tazman323]

Love Soder so much dude

[@sharktopusbeaktooth146]

In tears laughing the whole time 😂😂😂 fucking hilarious!

[@micahv4280]

Crackle crackle🔥🔥🔥the bois are back in town

[@anthonysendelback5616]

Bonfire reunion is always welcome! Thanks Bert, love the movie btw!

[@caffeineadvocate]

I always referred to Kum & Go as “ejaculate and evacuate “…

[@hexxenhamer_7780]

I feel like dan and jay had already had the bonfire discussion at this point.

[@BazookaTooth707]

Dan told Big Jay a year before he actually left

[@hexxenhamer_7780]

@@BazookaTooth707 forgot how old this episode actually is lol

[@cloudbloom]

Soder is a champion and a dreamer

[@oneofus6924]

my two favorite dudes

[@MusicAlways-ll5mh]

Something about that kitchen.... the funniest episodes are in that kitchen!!

[@baxxmo]

Needed the buds back together )’:

[@Democracy_will_prevail]

He missed the very first step to Gordon's eggs😂

[@Aiur]

The burntfire

[@erikmcarthur6077]

My new favorite quote "Do you think the fire is keeping it hot?" -Bert The Machine Kershner