Something’s Burning S2 E15: I Treat the Legion of Skanks to the Food of Their People

Something’s Burning S2 E15: The Legion of Skanks join me in the kitchen for a stacked
plate of Jewish, Latino, and Alt Right recipes.
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Petits Filets w/ Tomato Confit, Potato Latkes and Chimichurri Sauce
Tomato Confit
- Grape or Cherry Tomatoes
- Garlic Cloves
- Olive Oil
- Salt and Pepper
- Balsamic Vinegar
1. Split tomatoes in half
2. Crush garlic cloves
3. Wrap tomatoes and garlic in aluminum foil; roast at 350° for 30 min
4. Remove, season with salt and pepper, toss with balsamic
Chimichurri Sauce
- Stemmed / Chopped Parsley
- Olive Oil
- Red Wine Vinegar
- Dry oregano
- Cumin
- Sea Salt
- Minced garlic
1. Place all ingredients in food processor and pulse until smooth
2. Transfer to bowl; add more olive oil to get desired consistency
Latkes
- Russet potatoes; peeled and shredded
- Minced onions
- Lemon juice
- Eggs, beaten
- Flour
- Chives
- Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder
1. Combine shredded potatoes, minced onions, and lemon juice; allow to
sit for 20 min.
2. Wring excess liquid from mixture
3. Add beaten eggs, flour, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and chives
4. Heat frying oil in skillet
5. Ladle scoops of potato mixture into hot oil and allow to fry for a few
mins, until crispy on edges
6. Flip and fry other side until golden brown
7. Remove and drain on paper towel; hold
Filets
- Petit filet
- Salt and pepper
1. Sprinkle filets with salt and pepper
2. Place filets on griddle and sear to desired temp (med rare)
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[@benische]

Jay nailed the African accent. Soder Voice Academy really paid off

[@andrewdoty6026]

Luis feeding Jay and Dave was the cutest thing ever for the most offensive podcast hosts

[@royeaston6067]

Cute? There are two men having sex right now who look less gay then luis spoon feeding Jay and dave.

[@spookyskelly5276]

Offensive doesn't mean they can't be wholesome lol.

[@TBlow]

​@@spookyskelly5276 yeah like when a Nazi reads his kids a bedtime story...but it's about the camps...back to square 1

[@matthewestler4882]

Bro I was just thinking that how sweet yet mocking 😂😂

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

feeding another man like a baby is the ultimate Alpha Real Ass move doggie.

[@ryanmcloughlin8674]

Dave getting called out for saying he’s a fan of fighter and the kid is priceless

[@totalSLACK]

It's like they were in the principals office and Dave totally just pussied out and won't fess up to being a bully.

[@keving8547]

Daves nervous giggle after saying "I love fighter and the kid"🤣

[@absurdandy4122]

​@@louiecampers1767Dave's special was better than Luis and Jay's though 😂

[@SameBasicRiff]

@@louiecampers1767 Damn look, a cringe troll came into the sunlight. Welcome, cringe troll.

[@Choooooooooch]

@@louiecampers1767 dave is hilarious you must not have a sense of humor hahahahahaha (that was a joke) 😂

[@chrischris5510]

That was cringe and blending chimi churri. Its always chopped…

[@phillyspecial1393]

​@Louie Campers whoa someone's not a happy camper...

[@macmirez9508]

They really glossed over Tim Butterly being the reason why they pulled the phone prank. That’s criminal.

[@HaskHole]

Thinking the exact same thing!!!

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

facts! he is the one who kept pushing to call her

[@moralhazard1]

Go back and listen again. Jay does say to do it way before, but yeah Butterly does push them to do it more. I just hate fans thinking it was ALL Butterly lol It was no one person, that was just an incredible devine one in a million comedy situation!

[@zootsoot2006]

Actually it was the other guest who first brings up calling her. Go watch again. This is like the Zapruder video at this point.

[@HaskHole]

@@zootsoot2006 Mike Rainey?

[@Ryy_Ryy]

Love all the Skanks to death, but Big Jay ALWAYS puts me in such a good happy mood. Love that dude so much!

[@ryanirving3388]

He looks like he needs to shower

[@kaodik]

Hell yeah. He is the man

[@Gqgeorge1453]

He’s seriously so funny and honest, he really is a one in a million, dude can make me smile in 5 minutes of less every time, i love the skanks boys so much

[@causewhynot6485]

Legitimately I don’t get how more people don’t know him he got a radio show it’s the best

[@nb-wp2qz]

Which ones that

[@samclark3019]

Bert burning himself when Louis is talking about schaub was an attempt to change the subject

[@KlimMandingo]

Bingo

[@Delphius-]

Not his 1st doing something fake to change a subject.

[@Derek_Keenan]

from someone who has cooked as a profession, it wasn't fake, Bert constantly fucks up simple things like that on this show

[@Jacqie_Lee]

Then he asks them questions, answers them himself, and doesn’t leave room for their answers! 😂

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

The only time Luis has gone out to eat, and not started a fight with the staff in front of his kid.

[@dontclick7332]

Underrated

[@Lil-Dogpool]

Bert’s laugh is used by the cia as a torture device

[@Cyxz666]

so is his smell

[@StumpsWorth]

As well as his "comedy"

[@benardman2665]

Fake laugh

[@Bryanpeacock33]

Luis wants to go back to "core values"..! Berts a hack that fake laughs at everything

[@romanxxxxyoutube]

As in like, the car?

[@solomonwolfe3131]

Shout out to Bert for bringing the skank boys on and not shunning em out like a lot of other shows... LOS rules.

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

this is like the 5th time they have been on one of his shows they love him and his wife

[@solomonwolfe3131]

@@MsDawnKeyballs exactly what I meant. Bert seems to be the only LA comic to show them some love.

[@justinguitarcia]

LA takes itself too seriously, LOS hits a nerve there

[@InspectorButters4]

@@solomonwolfe3131 Bert Bert is the man and seems like the kind of guy where if u were good to him, he would be loyal and good to u, to a fault. I respect that about him, and he doesn't take stuff too personally either, he tries to find the humor in all things...... unless its about him getting dosed 🤣🤣🤣

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Nobody really shuns them out everyone love them😂

[@InspectorButters4]

@ 18:20 the 3 of them sharing the same spoon to taste the sauce had me cracking up! With literally zero hesitation, just like real family 😁

[@iTzDeyo]

Big jay and luis madeout on camera and when I say madeout I don't mean they kissed, im talking tongue on tongue MADEOUT 😂

[@InspectorButters4]

@@iTzDeyo lol I remember seeing that video of LJG and Big Jay making out hard af just to mess with Dave! I know they've done it plenty of other times on and off camera for "laughs" too lol. The first time Dave freaked tf out 🤣🤣🤣

[@toddrick916]

And returning the spoon back to the bowl.

[@BigKarl519]

I feel bad for anyone that doesn't listen to LOS, it's the best podcast on the internet at it's core value.

[@DanielRatspliff]

No, no its not.

[@charlieharley7387]

@@DanielRatspliff what's better?

[@DanielRatspliff]

​@@charlieharley7387 I've tried so many times to give them a shot but Luis J Gomez is the worst. I've laughed more during funerals than at anything he has ever said. It's funny they mentioned the Nick Cannon special during this episode because that's the funniest thing I've seen from Big Jay. He seems like the funniest one, but the fingerless gloves always made me cringe. I'd rank pretty much every comedy pod over theirs, but my number 1 is Tuesdays with Stories.

[@charlieharley7387]

That's fair but everyone hates luis at first. He'll grow on you. I still listen but Tuesdays with stories peaked years ago and has fallen far from grace.

[@Brady_Family]

I love LOS but no that honor goes to Kill Tony

[@joshuaroach1834]

Honestly this is Bert’s best show. He does a surprisingly great job of keeping it going with hypotheticals and random questions.

[@alanbrown5907]

Yep, this podcast always reminds me that when you look past all the annoying shit he does, he's really one of the coolest guys.

[@beardedbuddie9597]

Love that they just share spoons like family

[@spookyskelly5276]

They say they're brothers all the time. Not blood obviously.

[@MeanMustard650]

They’ve shared the same women.

[@cornelionsqween8028]

​The community chimichurri spoon makes my skin crawl

[@deaderthendead041]

I was just thinking, people shouldn't complain about bert anymore after seeing that, complaining about him having dirty hands or some other stuff.

[@sambbk7203]

I mean, this show does cause me to appreciate pretty much anyone else who has a platform where they exhibit culinary skills. That's obviously harder than it looks. I feel anxious at times watching Gert ... navigate. Yet i'm here every time. It's great.

[@TheDeadStretch]

1:09:05 LMAO No Tiger Thicxccccc Whiskey on that shelf. I DO see Bodega Cat though. Comedy!

[@julescapper4231]

Watching 4 men absolutely clenched as they tiptoed through the minefield that is the subject of Brendan Shaub

[@Onthejazz247]

Bert held it together from those oil burns way better than Josh Adam Meyers did with the coffee

[@dylanschollmeyer]

Under rated comment

[@nateethegreat48]

Let’s go this the one we been waiting for !! Skanks baby !

[@EricTechstuffs]

This was the episode I have been waiting for !!!!!!!!

[@conormoncrieff5942]

“Coz he’s a Je Jew” was an unreal line from Louis

[@johnboyle2773]

Bert you are the man for having LOS. Stop talking about money. You’re brand is the man of the people. Best episode of something’s burning.

[@GlockAndARock]

A nigga been waiting on this for weeks bro, bout fucking time !

[@teo5836]

When Burt went off on his romanticized alcoholic rant they looked at him with pity

[@275cdog]

It’s amazing how Bert managed to confuse 3 different Latin countries in half a minute 😂 Mofongo - Puerto Rican Chimichurri - Argentinian Roos Vieja - Cuban

[@omar_sacca]

Bert said 'the perfect buzz' and I just imagined it for a second and smiled. That would be nice.

[@jasonhaggard8051]

It's so funny Bert started using real recipes after Tim Dillon roasted his mayonnaise salmon 😅

[@Bigfatt21]

Gaahh that shit was gross

[@MichaelColombo]

GIlbert pretending to eat Bert's fish n chips was classic.

[@Johnny.Karlsson]

The problem with watching Bert on more than one podcast a week is that he tells the same stories on every one.

[@genore1993]

I thought the exact same thing. 😢

[@2112c]

Don't there's that much that can happen in a week that he could have separate stories on every podcast, the same way anyone couldn't

[@Daniel_25]

Lol as if that’s the only problem with Bert

[@wallstreetbet-x7b]

@@Daniel_25 lmkaoooo. i fucking hate his laugh

[@stefan3225]

And every special 😂

[@popvultureinc5007]

22:01 Luis says, "Gilbert Gape" ... Freudian slip from his VHS collection 😅

[@GymAndSun]

Hell yeah I wasn’t doing anything today before partying for the world baseball classic anyway this is just icing on the cake

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

who tf parties for that? lmfao

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

on a monday no less

[@Arcturuseyes]

Louis feeding chimichurri to his buds...it was kinda sweet lol

[@Ian-ci8or]

So adorable to watch a baby elephant cook. A little cooking tip too, tongs.

[@jasonhumphrey6601]

If I was stuck with 4 people for the rest of my life, I wouldn't be sad if it was these 4 legends

[@joef1299]

You really need to expand your horizons.

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

@@joef1299 legit wholesome guys who you could have a beer and blunt with while they tell you terrible insensitive jokes fuck the horizon

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

@@MsDawnKeyballs Bro have you SEEN the horizon? The horizon fucks flath earthers up, you think you're immune?

[@briani50]

@@MsDawnKeyballs nah man you’re wrong. This ain’t it lol aside from big jay these guys aren’t even funny

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

@@briani50 You cant tell me who I find funny, contrary to what your feelings tell you Also, dont care for your opinion. Stay Irrelevant

[@El_Chompo]

Bert has achieved the exact same body shape as homer simpson.

[@b1gr1211]

Bert lad I’ve been following you and Tom segura. Your friendship is admirable. The dynamics between you both is amazing. But..I gotta say I’m watching your Netflix special and had to pause to write you mate. It’s phenomenal! I’m up to the raffle part! Sending love from Australia mate.

[@nathanjimenez7898]

Bert not understanding why they make fun of Brendan makes so much sense.

[@NA86737]

Because Bert and Brendan are not that different. Toxic positivity and narcissistic delusional.

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

@@NA86737 wow toxic positivity. that makes so much sense as a way to describe Brendan!

[@mitchellbowman22]

He’s Brendan but one that somehow found an audience and got successful

[@bv3710]

Brendan should hang out with them and make fun of himself and them each other. However internet losers will still hate and think these comics know them and relate to them lol. Replace love with hate and your loser life will be much better

[@ElectrickWizard]

@@bv3710 Lol the whole reason Brendan is such a joke is because he's a thin skinned baby who can't make fun of himself. He's a comic who can't riff and looks like he's gonna cry or does a weird fake laugh the minute he even gets lightly roasted. "If he was completely different it would be different" yeah of course.

[@beneisenberger]

Soder’s impression was so amazing please look it up if you haven’t watched

[@JR-vw5px]

How am I just hearing about this? This should be everywhere. Absolutely magic.

[@beneisenberger]

@@JR-vw5px I tried to send it to everyone I knew lol it’s one of the funniest things that’s happened on a podcast ever

[@kellyobrien359]

“These are full tang dude” Jay is constantly hitting home runs even when nobody notices

[@catatestrophe7499]

If you listen to LOS, he says it a lot because of his job experience at Cutco. It’s a talking point in knife sales.

[@Joseph_Tacos]

I love how the expression "Mise en Place" doesn't exist in Berts Kitchen. That being said, I also cook in flip flops and burn my hands constantly from flipping things on the grill with them.

[@mkwilson38]

I love how J tells Burt what ladki to give his plate. A man that knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to ask for it.

[@nathantinsley2618]

Always go for the crispy one

[@crb2771]

We need a video of just all clips of Bert hurting himself lol

[@OldSchoolExplained]

Luis 100000% said gringo papi. It’s the exact length of someone saying gringo papi 😂

[@Jawshmetalpunk]

No. Jay said "the HBO one". I can't figure it out but I wish I could.

[@OldSchoolExplained]

@@Jawshmetalpunk I think they were talking about diff things. Luis for sure said gringo papi

[@ElectricGigalo]

@@Jawshmetalpunk Drew Michael, i believe. 🤫

[@Jawshmetalpunk]

​@@OldSchoolExplained no he didn't. Someone else in the comments explained that it was Drew Michael, they apparently talked about it at great length previously.

[@sean87heen]

It’s the drew michael hbo special. The closer is particularly awful

[@ChristopherSibert]

18:18 Luis feeds Big Jay and Dave like a baby 🤣

[@ookalar665]

The j stands for daddy

[@ChristopherSibert]

@@ookalar665 Luis Daddy, Big Daddy Oakerson and Davey Daddy... now that's a podcast 🤣

[@Gqgeorge1453]

Lmao that Dave tattoo is the best, never knew that before

[@dannygibson2597]

The HBO comedy special they were talking about is Drew Michael - Red, Blue, Green

[@jonnygranville281]

You sure?

[@dannygibson2597]

@@jonnygranville281 yeah they talked about it on the bonfire awhile ago

[@jonnygranville281]

@Danny Gibson ahhhhh. Thank you. Going to listen to that episode

[@pyramidion5911]

You're the real MVP

[@jyarsch]

Many blessings for you my friend. I'm gonna get high and watch that shit 🤣

[@diggincrates1]

I love watching Luis feed Jay spoonfuls of chimmy churry..❤ the love is there its been since they played tonsil hockey

[@DTTWOPP]

I love Jays subtle “and he goes…” one of the best subtlety in comedy

[@Phillice]

He don’t cook .. „I got nobody in my life! who cooks for me?“ - totally serious: „that’s true he would starve otherwise“ killed me 😂😂😂

[@milesdorst7120]

Big Jay's sweatshirt 😂😂😂

[@jessebrown1116]

Found one lol

[@deaderthendead041]

Bert doing step line and nailing it killed me so hard! "Youuuuu say you don't want problems but 👏you 👏talk👏 like 👏you 👏dooo!"🙅🏼‍♂️☠️🤣

[@cookerjam]

Adorable how the skanks shared the telling of the Chappelle story

[@sqauckaa]

I love how Dave pretended to drink the last sip of his beer about five times and clang it on the table empty hoping he would get offered another.

[@mydudechris]

Mike Figs and Crack Amico ❤

[@overweightactor]

It's amazing how Bert was able to burn his feet not only once, but twice, especially considering he can't see them over his gut.

[@kaodik]

Wow..calling bert inspector gadget and Leeann penny was perfect! LOS ARE THE SHIT

[@bigshagger8277]

Love Luis. I'm from Birmingham UK and Luis was the backbone of BYM podcast

[@faucettw91]

I love trying to watch a video quietly and Bert starts off a laugh with a fucking pterodactyl screech

[@botdavid323]

The story about Ralphie May @ 1:06:23 had me dying , when Jay said they had tothrow a goat at him 🤣" Calm down!!!! "

[@Probasaur]

It's about time! These guys are always funny together. Bert and The LoS

[@Jacqie_Lee]

I love that they actually sat there and ATE their food. It seems to have been good, or at least they’re gracious guests. Not the case on all eps.

[@sativacation]

What I love about the Skanks is that as good as their show is, they are even better as guests on someone else’s show.

[@CertifiedSkank]

And as terrible as they are, they are actually the best people.

[@tabularasa820]

Bert is friends with Stanhope who is on the Mount Rushmore of comedy. Stanhope introduced his audience to the greatness of Impractical Jokers. Stanhope also had Gillis come stay with him during the pandemic. Stanhope also did Skankfest with his face painted in Houston. I love Skanks, Stanhope, Gillis, Impractical Jokers and Bert. All are great comedy that brings me joy. I am a fan.

[@edmundvalero6841]

Bert talks like my dad, an ex alcoholic. He said his happiest moments in life were buying two gallons of moonshine.

[@matthiasfranklin5765]

Big jay got Bertie Bert super duper stoned 😂

[@memorama66]

Bert burning the shit out of himself is the funniest thing. I hope he got that looked at 😂

[@philoshua]

"without a doubt the sweetest guy I know" - Does Bert ever describe anyone or anything without wild, uncontrollable exaggeration?

[@philoshua]

"you guys are the greatest guys"

[@calebpittman7444]

Being nice to people isnt a exaggeration 😂

[@philoshua]

@@calebpittman7444 Correct. I was talking about the nonstop wild exaggeration, not just being nice.

[@ladeacarr4245]

exactly, he describes everything with overly dramatic, exaggerated BS... so annoying

[@BMash55]

how much these two love guitar hero... just... melts my heart. nobody talks about it anymore. i was/am one of the best in the world at it... i have a lot of top 1, top 10, top 50, top 100, top 200 OVERALL scores on a bunch of different songs. that game's the reason i became best friends with this one kid in my high school. great memories. i love any time i hear those words come out of somebody else's mouth... "guitar hero"... ahhh... it's like rosebud

[@zachwilliams9454]

“What’s Eating Gilbert Gape” was a Freudian slip on Louis’s part

[@dicksuckley8102]

I caught that, they’re so desensitized they didn’t even laugh lol

[@TheArborphiliac]

How can Bert be so self aware and so painfully oblivious at the same time.

[@thomascontessa]

As a chef of 20 + yrs it touches my heart to see burt flip latkes goin a pan with way too much oil without tilting the pan away from him first kitchen 101

[@El.Explorer]

See you in Tupelo, ms. Can’t wait

[@Gqgeorge1453]

God damnit bert is one of the hardest comedians for me to put my finger on, I don’t like him by himself, and on a decent amount of podcasts, but when he hits, he hits. I think i appreciate him now

[@spikedmo]

Yeah sometimes he’s just the right guy. I watched a few eric andre zoom podcasts a couple years ago and they were all trash apart from Bert’s. It really depends on who he’s talking to. He can be the best and the worst interviewer.

[@imthepopcornman]

reasonable person here^

[@driftdotus]

Yeh sometimes he can relax the other people or person enough to get a good convo going

[@NA86737]

He's a much better host or interviewer than a comedian, guest, husband, father, friend.....

[@FratAsh]

He's the best on other people's podcast. Could never stand him on his own. I watch 2 bears 1 cave for Tom cause he is the embodiment of what you feel when Bert says pretty much anything.

[@wadupholms7503]

LOS is the best. Big j is such a good dude. I love this crew

[@TheCrazyCanuck420]

I wish these came out more frequently

[@III-vg4dp]

22:32 Bert averts his face from the guys to cough only to do it directly over the steaks.

[@fernscash]

They definitely said the worst comedy special was Brendan Schaub 🤣

[@CertifiedSkank]

I can’t believe it took this comment for me to realize.

[@sean87heen]

It’s drew Michael’s hbo special

[@jyarsch]

Nah they said hbo

[@keithharding9575]

Well you're definitely wrong... So many people confidently wrong in this comment section 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

[@mikebarrett1462]

I was looking for this comment, or i was going to start it myself.

[@billhicks7157]

LOS is top tier!! Glad to see them on this, fun stuff.

[@Priceeyboy]

Bert my man I just want to say your a legend. I stumbled upon your podcast today where you mentioned razzle dazzle your netflix special. I had not seen any of your stand up before but I'm so glad I watched it. I have never cried so hard from laughing before you made my day. You made a new fan and got a follow. Off to go watch hey big boy.

[@Heopful]

lol is this fuckin burt ??

[@adammcfarland3060]

Not even LOS can make Bert’s personality palatable

[@elj1678]

Honestly I don’t listen to these guys because I heard it’s too much sometimes but the friend ship they have is pretty fucking cool 😎 ima start listening 👂 good job Bert something was burning 🦶🏻 😂

[@noisycthulhu]

There's a learning curve, start with clips and steep your toes into current eps I will tell you right now you'll hate luis at first and then he'll grow on you (like a parasite/fungus) you'll think Dave is meh but then REALLY appreciate him in several moments, Big J is Big J is Big J - Crowdwork God who is deeply insecure but willing to put it out there, anyway. (*×*)

[@JesseJames7-8-9]

LOS looking at Brent thinking “he doesn’t know what the f*ck he’s doing” is priceless 😆 As the Lois J slowly starves to death ☠️

[@connorlehnert2994]

There’s not a chance in hell Bert doesn’t read comments 😂

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

the guy who set up a phone line to have people text in?

[@Heopful]

lol he deletes them too. there was a heap of comments about him touching all the food and licking his fingers before and after as a retard power move; now they're all gone

[@jaredgreenwald3072]

Guys if you cook with coconut oil it will actually make you thinner. I recently heard a story about how farmers back in the day used to give coconut oil to pigs to try and fatten them up but it had the opposite effect.. The short chain fatty acids are also super good for you in general. Your bodies will thank you

[@rhamondre3000]

Love hearing Bert tell the exact same stories on every single thing he appears on. Heard about HBCU cheerleaders a minimum of 10 times in the past week.

[@Daniel_25]

His brain is that of a goldfish in addition to being wet

[@ryanirving3388]

Sounds like you're consuming a bit too much content

[@ryanbrooke9270]

Lol I can't disagree with you bro 😂. And I really think if he wasn't such a goofy fuck in general he wouldn't sell as many tickets as he does. I am a fan of Bert's but honestly I do not find the machine story funny at all I think it's a unbelievable story and he doesn't have anything to back it up with no ppl on that trip or anything have come on his podcast to confirm it n even so you can always pay ppl to lie for you.

[@Mountaineers3]

Two bears, Joe Rogan, Chrissy choas, Matt and Shane I’m sure I’m missing one or 2 😂😂😂 he really does repeat himself a lot lol

[@CantTellYou]

He’s got a sticky brain, once something’s stuck in there he’s gonna forcibly try to pull it out til it’s gone

[@utlonghorn86]

The irony that Bret doesn't notice the similarities between him and Ralphie May is hilarious.

[@raycimbalnik5159]

If OJ doesn't have Kamikoto knives for a sponsor then something is wrong lol,the reads would be funny AF!😂

[@jaredlong231]

More bert plus LOS please! Bert, come to skankfest!!

[@MsDawnKeyballs]

he wont, or he would have done it last year tbr

[@dude2bam]

Bert is using tongs to plate the steak but still continues to touch each steak with his bare hands, each one twice. And I know he doesn’t even realize it

[@Heopful]

im not sure why but im 95% sure he does it on purpose

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Luis staring glassy-eyed at the steaks cooking 50:25 😂 man was HUNGRY

[@MrCloud-ob7sh]

Big Jay always reminds me of Chino Moreno, lead singer of The Deftones!!

[@dirtperson4221slash2]

There will be another episode two years from now.. Set your alerts

[@whitepplhair]

I am so happy I’m watching this rn

[@Thaddius0]

LOS guys are the best

[@billd7120]

I wish their Microphones worked better. I needed to rewind to hear some conversations and judging by the parts others replayed they seemed to have the same problem.

[@Shwilly805]

“Sometimes I punch it up for the story,” might be the truest words Berts ever spoken

[@brutallyhonest123]

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[@frankmarshall9245]

Fakest...punch up is punching up. Refabricating 90% is LYING

[@deaderthendead041]

Right? cause you've never done that.🤡

[@deaderthendead041]

Right? Cause you've never done that ever?🤡

[@deaderthendead041]

Right? Cause you've never done that ever.🤡

[@natwolfe7695]

I like that he spoon fed his brothers. That love bro.

[@CrackAmico]

37:00 😈

[@adamcreed4356]

Every episode Bert goes. Wohhhhhh. Omg , this is amazing

[@lumpydavidg2201]

The problem with so many podcasts is inconsistent audio. Microphone consistency isn’t much to ask is it? Love this show but I’m constantly turning up and down the volume. But not too much of a deterrent because I keep coming back. Keep up the good work Burt.

[@EverythingEarned]

Top Chef : Legion of skanks. The Big 3 battle it out, cooking meals for the guest to judge.💥