Something’s Burning S2 E24: RIFF RAFF, Bradley Martyn and I Become...The Burley Boys

Something’s Burning S2 E24: RIFF RAFF and Bradley Martyn join me in the kitchen for a protein-packed Vegan meal...and a brand-new friend group emerges. The Burley Boys chat about healthy living, dogs, finding friends, and going to a Lakers game together. Plus, Riff’s entire posse passes around a joint.
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[@dexo6573]

If you had Theo von with riff raff this would’ve been your #1 episode

[@gloriagaribay8679]

💯

[@davidfisher4082]

Gang gang riff and the rat

[@Jawsh_em]

Who gives af

[@Playerways]

Thought that was theo

[@timjohnson8725]

Riff is Theo from the future..

[@isaaclustig358]

It’s nice to see Brad hanging with guys his own age

[@zayi8153]

Brad is Bert's drug guy

[@daniawesom9313]

😊 follow h no

[@jordanmercier3616]

Brad is 20 years younger than bert lol.

[@halstonspohn3690]

Brads like 31 bro. Lol

[@CaptainNeo727]

On god

[@sheamillsteed8300]

Bradley is sitting there the whole time thinking “is this guy being serious”

[@Theogvineofthedead]

Yo right?! 😂 When Bert said he is jacked omfg, his stomach is a foot away from his chest... 😂😂😂

[@fernandosalazar1011]

Poor Brad 😂

[@drakeandjosh007]

@@TheogvineofthedeadTIMESTAMP?

[@fire10167]

5:18

[@boozemoney]

Bert being friends with Duncan but not knowing what "Midnight Gospel" is...priceless

[@ZacBaldwin_]

Insane

[@KALLEGRACIAS]

Hahaha i had the same thought

[@28cdawg]

riff is saying so many funny jokes that are just going over their heads🤣

[@treyw.warchild8863]

Mark Cuban invented the Rubix cube lol nobody laughed..

[@tc9585]

Dudes been a comedian!

[@jcomfort85]

Bert, I say this with love. That shirt line is starting to rise dangerously high above that belt line. Crop top high.

[@theraginggam3r679]

Say what you want about RiffRaff but the dude is genuine, funny, and quick asf with his stuff lmao.

[@DrillbitBeats]

One of the best parts is always the guest afraid of Bert's cooking 😂

[@maric.3829]

Riff lowkey being serious with the “SoOoOoO… are u sayin you boutta go in your sock or no” 😂💀💀

[@nollson]

Foreal 😄

[@robinsonmonteon]

I just came in here to see if any one else caught that

[@maric.3829]

@@robinsonmonteon I knew I wasnt the only one 😂

[@BillTheBubble]

bert describing SLEEP PARALYSIS as lucid dreaming is crazy..

[@erics8524]

Thinking the same

[@Paul.Rivers]

Riff had a great point about frying the tortilla first 😅

[@richardc3693]

Yup

[@strizzlestatus]

I love how Jody Highroller wanted to take over Bert’s cooking. Didn’t see that coming

[@SkollGamesGames]

Had to put my dog down this morning and I just got done sobbing and I turn my phone on and KZbin greets me with this treat… thank you Berty boy.

[@mickmarty2082]

Dunno y i saw that but fuck me im sorry ... i did 11 mnths ago

[@pchill82]

Sorry for your loss, homie. It's never easy losing a dog.

[@Grinchillah]

I’m so sorry, they’re with you in spirit ❤

[@SkollGamesGames]

@@pchill82 thanks man appreciate the words means a lot.

[@SkollGamesGames]

@@Grinchillah thank you, I really appreciate the words. ❤️

[@HolyColaHolyCola]

how tf does bert not know about midnight gospel? that is duncan's masterpiece.

[@kevinguillen1759]

Bert only knows Bert

[@Henato232]

He would’ve if he mentioned Duncan but I doubt Bradley knows who that is

[@TsuFox1]

Cuz he's a drunk and drunks don't have the attention span to pay attention to anything

[@gandar54]

​@@TsuFox1Ah yes one of the most successful comedians of all time is just a drunk that pays attention to nothing. Makes a lot of sense. Moron.

[@ETAisNOW]

@@TsuFox1That’s not true at all, I’ve seen midnight express like 3 times, it was a great movie. The best.

[@daltonutley2457]

Bert saying "im jacked as fuck right now" he really is delusional sometimes. 😂😂

[@drakeandjosh007]

TIMESTAMP?

[@rsaldivar8]

​​​@@drakeandjosh0075:18 dummy. You got a timestamp on another comment you asked a timestamp for as well

[@jwaseman8487]

Hey hey hey now hold up a min, everyone knows there is physicality jacked and mentally jacked and Bert is the mentally kind... well I think thats what he meant. Then again Bert is usually partying his balls off so he prob does think he's actually buff. My bad ur prob right.

[@juice2620]

Lmao he's on drugs not jacked as in working out for real world benefits.

[@mabohls712]

ur a bully

[@ShakespeareanBroncobuster]

This is a trio I never knew I needed. I could watch these guys on a travel style show for 30 seasons.

[@thejosemartiansexperience]

Same bro

[@nosaj666]

Did Bert really say Tito’s and soda is his “specialty “cocktail ?

[@mikehall4730]

Without lime...

[@rogerhinds4062]

It’s the Bert special

[@smoogly8102]

*Favorite

[@andrewhardy2635]

Finally got that sponsorship to say it again 🎉🎉

[@RevengeAvenger]

I think it's because he wanted to be a Sorority Girl.

[@thetroothhurtz]

I heard Bradley Martyn even showers with his hat on LMAO

[@prematurebbqsauce1629]

That hairline is wardust

[@jamespelgam4199]

Idk why he doesn't shave it does he not remember the god of war video he did?

[@reneerussell5866]

What an unexpected fabulously funny combo, "The Burley Boys" in da house 😂 Love it!!!!

[@jzen1455]

I never thought I'd see Riff and Bradly in the same room ever. 2023 has been the year of unexpected lovely collabs. I love seeing worlds collide!

[@jzen1455]

They need to do avideo of them working out together. Maybe compete doing some circuits

[@WEBWATCH100]

Hahahaha when riff said hes going to block his number I almost choked on my steak from bursting out so bad and with Bradley spitting out his drink it made it worse haha awesome episode!!!

[@bighoneymustard7689]

Me wishing i could fall threw the ceiling to tell them, ITS DUNCAN!!!!! DUNCAN DOES MIDNIGHT GOSPEL!!!!!!!

[@HighFeeline]

👏🏽👏🏽

[@shannon329]

I feel like riff raff is actually just Theo von playing a character

[@ClintTimms]

Riff ain't having any of Burt's vegan shit food lol. I love it. I think this is the first podcast I've ever left a comment on. Great podcast guys !! edit: Riff apparently really liked it. Nice.

[@smokinbones1618]

I peed a little after reading this.. thank you for that bro.

[@jimmietwotime]

No he didn’t

[@LethalBaddie]

Bert saying he is “jacked as fuck right now” while simultaneously looking 9 months pregnant, can barely breathe, sounding like he’s choking on his tongue, and can’t fit in a 2x shirt is wiiiillllldddddd😂😂😂

[@MillionDollarMullettt]

Lmao

[@canonthomasen3219]

But the same guy tought everbody wanted to fuck him, not surprised! Lmao

[@blackasinc]

🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 yoooooooo

[@lukehunter3902]

It’s like he has reverse body dysmorphia

[@elykus793]

he's like Jack Black in Shallow Hal but attracted to himself

[@christophermiller2048]

I remember Riff Raff on From G's To Gents.

[@stratusvapes6908]

that's how he got famous he was MTV Riff Raff bc he had that MTV tattoo

[@SirBradleyLawrence]

While Bert was plating the food, they both looked like they were about to puke 😂

[@user-wt5df1ck5v]

Haha

[@jordanmercier3616]

Lmao enchiladas are amazing, Riff Raff knows nothing about cooking lmao, trying to act like he's a chef.

[@awesomebeast7509]

@@jordanmercier3616t’s not about the enchiladas. It’s about watching the Bert lick his fingers every 5 seconds then having to eat that. Bert’s not the best cook either. He slathered a gallon of mayonnaise on top of a fish and tried feeding it to Tim Dillion and Whitney Cummings

[@Pt0wN973b0iI]

@@jordanmercier3616 Riff knows how to cook! The way he explained how to cook, shows he knows how to cook! Frying a tortilla in a skillet, in sauce is how they do it in México! Also, vegan food is about textures. Any type of food, just thrown/mixed together is not going to be too good. A few bites an it gets bad!

[@xXGREYG00SEXx]

Butterscotch Bradley 😆 🤣 😂 this episode was great 👍

[@lisatiberi7448]

Heating up the tortillas in oil was the move. Riff Raff was right!

[@garrett1528]

Riff Raff looks like a motorcross rider that’s also a rapper coming from a rave in Japan.

[@alwaysstrapped814]

😂

[@patrickburk5668]

I feel like riff raff lost 10 years off of his life watching Bert cook

[@misteranon763]

RIiff Raff & Lil Debbie -Squirt. I still bump that now & then ! 👌 "Everything Black & White, Type-Writer..."

[@christianjordan3046]

Never would of guessed this guest set up, feels like Brad, riff raff, and bert together on somethings burning is a fever dream I've had lmfao 😂

[@LetsG00000]

I never know what to expect with these and I love it🤣. The guests face during Bert’s cringe is hilarious

[@metamurphosis]

Brad must be so happy to meet his fitness hero Bert. Being the smallest and youngest one there must have been a lot for him

[@chrisknoblauch270]

WEIRRRRD, BUT what a hilarious ep. I'm going to go to Paris. LOL THE MOST OUT OF TOUCH, RICH GUY THING TO SAY! lol

[@frankrigatoni]

riffs message to vince macmahon was literal perfection. someone needs to edit that 20 second clip at47:53 to look like its in a hallway at the arena of a 90s wrestling match. tell me it wouldn't be flawless.

[@thecarter912]

Bert completely confused sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming 😂 7:00

[@lumpydavidg2201]

It’s not bad is what every cook loves to hear 😂😂

[@Bug_Man_Semo]

Oh 💩 this is the trio we didn’t know we needed but we definitely needed! I can’t wait to watch this! Wooooo! 🔥 💨

[@jzen1455]

They need to do avideo of them working out together. Maybe compete doing some circuits

[@freewrldmb6149]

Something about this is hilarious maybe the choice of people , maybe the food , maybe the conversations idk but it’s gold 😂😂😂

[@samtavakoli6682]

How in the world did Riff Raff make me laugh more in 50 minutes, than Bert has in years?

[@Horvath0819]

Riff is one of the funniest dudes I've ever met. Hung out with him quite a few times and never laughed so much in my life 😂

[@ianhauschild8938]

Bert's not funny Bert's is trying so hard to be funny riff is just genuinely being himself a funny person

[@ianhauschild8938]

Everything I tell is real except smoking pcp with Tracy Morgan

[@justinbrowning2079]

probably bc u have no sense of humor

[@pawrestlingchamp]

@@ianhauschild8938 You're right, Bert only sells out 10,000 plus seat arena's during his comedy tour because he's not funny.....clown.

[@sbro0910]

The support system you guys provide is awesome. Yea people can make you get sober for an amount of time, but flipping that switch to decide for yourself you dont want it anymore is the hardest part of being sober. I wish i had a place like this. Went to jail unfortunately. But ive been sober since june 15th 2016. Love what you guys do

[@davidtarter4491]

Perfect episode! Love all of you guy's! Genuine real friendships are worth more than gold. Hope you guys make some crazy shit happen after this meet! Ur all great creative personalities and im down for the Burley Boys Viral Moments!

[@mrboatshoe]

DAMN RIFF RAFF LET THAT BOY COOK!!😂😂😂

[@markyoung4607]

I am ready to see an episode of The Machine and Butterscotch Bradley at Zoo Culture putting in that work

[@dotsongray]

Butterscotch Bradley is so fuckin funny😂🤣😂🤣

[@popcorn667.6]

I love Bert, I really enjoy Bradley's content as of recent, and I fuck with Riff Raff the long way. I went to his concert at the warehouse live in HTX like 8-9 years ago. He didn't come out until like 11:30pm, the whole crowd was faded, drunk, smoking like crazy, when he came out, all I remember is him saying, I just bought myself a bat-mobile!" And we were anticipating him so much, we all exploded with energy! I saw everyone dancing and just, it was nuts he really had the place going fucking wild. I saw thugs, punks ravers, models, like the crowd was so cool! Pretty sure I saw his bodyguard checkin fools nasty off the stage, there was ZERO chance you were touching Riff. After the show I went tagging downtown, got caught by the police and went to jail wasted. Bonded out the next day and went straight to work, true story.

[@ChickenLegLarry]

How the hell has Bert not seen midnight gospel. It’s literally Duncan Trussels show on Netflix. I don’t understand.

[@colbicolbiWTF]

ikr lmao

[@18aplateindoors]

He lies he made that story off that show and that’s why the subject was changed so fast, it’s literally impossible for him to not know midnight gospel Also Bert has been known to fake/embellish his stories a lot

[@gunnarmiller5467]

I hope he reads this and watches it with his daughters

[@510purple]

he has, he was probably blacked out.

[@eggspitzer]

I don’t know exactly why I like riff raff .. but I do

[@jzen1455]

Whoa. This is a collab I didn't know I wanted nor expected!

[@fitch099]

Should of had theo and riff raff. Classic combo

[@stephanyampolsky7187]

Hard agree

[@2080ent]

They came from Brad's pod RiFF invited him

[@unozanotti703]

This was like dipping oreos in salsa and washing it down with carrot juice

[@Dbones5959]

@@kidsontheblock2680not really picky that’s a ver specific and unpopular dish

[@jennaann1268]

Brad is lightweight, he’s drunk trying to keep it together 😂😂❤. I love that he’s w men his own age.

[@herminiohernandez-buso5328]

I completely respect and admire you Bert. Thank you for being you.

[@13luberri]

Bert… never seen midnight gospel… but legit Duncan trussell bruhhhh

[@knock4bigballz]

I'd never call riff raff outright insane but he did move 3 huskies with him to Florida

[@jordanmercier3616]

2 huskies n a Shiba.

[@knock4bigballz]

@@jordanmercier3616 thas right

[@GnarDog256]

This was a great video! You guys are awesome.

[@gavdaddy2874]

Great video I love it so much. You guys are awesome and this is the best thing I’ve ever seen makes me so happy I

[@Xander102]

Look at Bert playing Rogan, it’s cute. 😊

[@chestertonhawks9823]

Greatest guests ever!!!! I love all three of you guys and follow all of you guys! It’s like the Brady bunch of KZbin 😂

[@SalvatoreSanderson]

Honestly impressive how good bert is at cooking while simultaneously asking good questions. Gotta give it up to him for that

[@FitGlowTech]

@riffraff absolutely love this video , you , the machine and butterscotch Bradley !!! You 3 have to make another video like this ! You guys are amazing . Great job Bert

[@jordanjacques3845]

Didn’t expect this episode to slap so hard, love seeing Brad out there

[@bmfrandomness1565]

"Im a real big dog guy." Brandt "dog fucker" Chrysler

[@swingsshredtips1196]

I love Riff Raff so much, awesome episode!

[@FlaG8r904]

The fact that Bert can cook while staying happy makes him really impressive. You’re the man Bert!

[@GelatoooBuzzz]

Dude Bert is turning into that uncle you avoid at every family party

[@hannahskurka4356]

Riff raff is the spicy version of Theo Von 🤣🤣 they were twins separated from birth

[@brandon4391]

Riff Raff knowing that you cook tortillas on the stove even before you bake them, especially when making these kinds of foods, always cook your tortillas people

[@SouffTX]

“This is going to sound crazy… but I never ate fruit when I was a kid” lol. Love this guy.

[@harrypatt7708]

I actually love seeing brad with these guys, he also keeps convos going good.

[@claytontackett4511]

Bert you’ve definitely had to have heard of Midnight Gospel. It’s the cartoon and I’m pretty sure it’s based on Duncan Trussell’s podcast.

[@dustinosborn4068]

Great episode. Would like to hear more from Bradley Martyn.

[@matthewbailey8588]

Yo. This was awesome guys

[@nollson]

This is how you make friends right here

[@austinmcmurray6409]

Bert's wild lol. I haven't smoked ganj in a month now after smoking everyday for several years, and the dreams I've been having are off the wall,

[@brandoncausey645]

that is EXACTLY why i havent stopped hahaha. I hate dreaming like that.

[@yannikakapralli]

@@brandoncausey645 i get 4 hours of sleep and 1000 nightmares and cold sweats when i dont smoke..

[@bmthornell]

That’s just a transition when getting off THC. The dreams will stop

[@bossaudio12]

I get vivid dreams all the time and I smoke

[@dmannezy]

@@brandoncausey645 had to start again it was so bad lasted like a month or two

[@asc8048]

Brad is kind of a dry person, not an insult. It’s probably hard to show out with riff raff and bart

[@mickmarty2082]

It was riffraff. Brad alone i think woulda been 100 times more talkative

[@nathanaelmorales760]

@@mickmarty2082hell yeah riff raff fills up a room lol

[@miodice9]

It’s true. He’s running off just a couple brain cells. Just looking at his eyes you can see how insecure he is. Unfortunately a lot of those guys attribute their muscles to their personality.

[@matthewbailey8588]

Brad couldve talked more he just let riff do most the talking. He's perfectly fine without talking I think. He gave the hint that he was litty in this too probabaly crossfaded

[@jacrispy1262]

he’s high af

[@lMmarleauxXl]

Such a great episode. Completely unexpected pleasure.

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Burley boys for the win. I hope they keep this up and keep podcasting together 🤙🏻

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Million Dollar Mullet in full effect

[@hvgoldart]

Riff Raff is more funny than 90% of comedians

[@mathewmara2184]

It's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[@THEHOAG4]

Riff is a comedian 😂😂😂

[@circawut]

Love this shit bert!!! You always have one of a kind content! Keep it up machine

[@user-uf8bo4uc3e]

This is amazing. I go to the gym six days a week. I watch Bradley all the time I watch Burt and Tom Segura all the time. Then you throw in Jody highroller all that’s missing is Theo Von you get the best group in the world right here.

[@mikecappola]

What a combo 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@thomasbender2020]

These guys make quite the combo 😂

[@Jodynotfamous]

Absolutely loved this branch out

[@ThrettaGunberg]

Bert Duncan Trussel is gonna be mad at you.. midnight gospel is his show on Netflix 🥶

[@darkunknownbean5060]

Riff knows how to cook and bert just shinned him like he was a dummy

[@jzen1455]

It was funny seeing Riff squirming as his OCD kicked in. Riff is the type of dude who does things (esp when it comes to food) in in a very particular "The Riff" way.

[@matthewbailey8588]

Ya. It was good to see him ease out of it. Awesome show

[@jordanmercier3616]

Lmao he has no idea what he's talking about. He was making Enchiladas they literally cook in a sauce, they can't be dry.

[@lilchamp325stunna]

He was trynna get him to fry them first 🤣🤣 like what you do is fry some corn tortillas and then start rolling them, don’t overcook them just loosen em up. If they were flour then you don’t have to. I’m Hispanic and I was seeing what he was saying lol I was dying 🤣🤣

[@jordanmercier3616]

@@lilchamp325stunna yeah those corn tortillas rip mad easy. The way Bart *"rolled"* those tortillas drove me crazy too hahaha

[@BigGuyBiggerTruck]

i learned more about riff and bradley in 1 ep that i ever learned about tom in the 100+ podcasts ive watched. they got to talk A LOT.

[@husamettin_amayandancakar1553]

How you gonna introduce the gymbro before Riff Raff, an American icon?? Come on brah

[@rldevoe]

That was a fun episode

[@KalebMMG]

What a trio can we get these guys on some podcast with bert and Tom please . Bradley Martin guest bear ??????

[@benjaminblakemore9704]

So glad BRADS connected with the machine!!! He needs a hand ✋️ Brad!!! Let's transform the machine bro!!! 😂😂😂❤❤❤😂😂😂❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@sophiec1066]

RiFF RAFF iS A LEGEND !!

[@TheRealDealAirsoft]

riff raff is so wholesome what a great guy i been following him for like 10 years

[@gloriagaribay8679]

Is it just me or is RR endearing?!?💝

[@ClintonMad]

I knew Bradley was getting his coke from somewhere good with all of his repeat customers.

[@djcordova75]

Love RiFF RaFF, AKA the Velvet Vampire, Neon Icon, Aquaberry Aquarius, Tangerine Tiger, Vercace Python, Lamborghini Leglock, Dale Dantony, Million Dollar Mullet, Dana Copafeel, Hologram Panda, Rapgame Bon Jovi, Vanilla Gorilla.... etc

[@leahb7883]

Today is my puppy’s 4th bday 🎉❤🎉 love this show- keep it up Bert!!! Much love from Boston ❤

[@HarryJBurton]

Didnt know bert was 10 months pregnant

[@bloodshot_ii]

But he's "So fuckin jacked right now" 😂😂😂

[@schingh1973]

His pregnancy is the same length as an elephants. 🫃🐘