Something’s Burning S3 E01: Ms Pat & Byron Bowers Make Black People Mashed Potatoes & Talk Crack

[@BATLRATL1776]

I've never seen Bert stop talking and pay as much attention to anything as he did when they were telling him how to cook crack. 😭💀

[@meggiemegggs]

LOL

[@johndreker1613]

Ms Pat needs to adopt Bert. He listens to everything she says. Great episode

[@bill-or-somthingbill4390]

She’s independent but she’s be perfect as a host on YMH with Tom, Christina, Danny, rob, etc

[@Nick-ds6oc]

The look Pat gave Bert after she used her finger said "a finger in the food isn't a problem, YOUR finger in the food is" 😂

[@aaronthompson9210]

Ms. Pat making those mashed potato's and roasting Bert is epic. so damn funny

[@iansullivan8955]

Bert cracking black pepper into the lumpy mashed potatoes and Ms. Pat goes, "Alright Bert goddamn you're gonna turn it black." 🤣😂

[@TheJaslaf]

Something Burning with Ms Pat should be the next show with her fixing Bert's recipes and taking shots at Bert.

[@omra93]

"JES_S FCKING CHR|ST!" 💀💀💀

[@brittanyhurtado9710]

​@@TheJaslaf❤❤dj🎉

[@buckeyes8631]

You know she can cut by the way she use the pot rim to cut the butter

[@videowebby]

The Ms. Pat & Bert friendships is one of my favorites

[@InspectorButters4]

"I thought black people didnt swim bc of civil rights" .......... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Legit possibly the most hilarious thing Bert has ever said, and Ms Pat being there to correct him and tell him whats up made it 10x more funny. Ms Pat is just too great lol

[@nahimgood4]

That shit had me dying laughing, thats gonna be my new excuse lmfaoo

[@amya_michelle]

He’s right tho 😂😭 when black people would go to the public pools in their neighborhoods it would be destroyed by white people. They would pour chemicals in the water and harass them until they left. You can google it.

[@amya_michelle]

“On June 18, 1964, black and white protesters jumped into the whites-only pool at the Monson Motor Lodge in St. Augustine, Fla. In an attempt to force them out, the owner of the hotel poured acid into the pool.”

[@ML-kx9gz]

the whole crack section is wild for multiple reasons, but my favorite is just how bert is reacting to their stories like he's watching the discovery channel lolol

[@franklinbaez71]

Every podcast or youtube episode with Ms. Pat is HYSTERICAL!!! Best internet guest ever. Laughed loud several times.

[@ronco3819]

So True! She elevates "the funny" on every platform/show I've seen....Thanks Ms. Pat...see you in Houston!! ❤❤❤

[@CheechElMexicano]

Ms pats mashed potato take over is great, please more Ms pat

[@thomasford9204]

Bert grabs raw meat, then grabs the pan, opens a drawer ,pulls out a spatula, drys his hands on a towel ,then washes his hands 😂😂

[@leighleigh747]

I caught that too but he used a paper towel to dry his hands immensely after

[@BroadWayJazz120]

HIS A*--- CROSS CONTAMINATED EVERYTHING HE TOUCHED ...... YOU CAN TELL HE'S NOT USED TO WASHING HIS HANDS BEFORE COOKING , EATING......I WOULDN'T EAT A DAMN THING HE COOKED UNLESS I'M THERE EYEBALLING HIM (JUST LIKE PAT DID) AND GIVING OUT INSTRUCTIONS......... 👌🏾😊💯💯💯💯💯😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@BroadWayJazz120]

​@@leighleigh747HE DIDN'T WASH HIS HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS NOR DID HIS USE ENOUGH SOAP🤔🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳💯💯💯💯

[@krammis76]

Ms Pat is the BEST podcast guest ever. No one comes close!!

[@melaniegarcia5719]

Can we please get ms Pat a DIY show where she can be real as fuck

[@normanhathaway2275]

YMH studios are MORONS for not immediately funding that. would be the most popular show on youtube

[@nataliemorrison5876]

Cooking show!!!!!!!

[@TheWillycrow]

I would watch that all day.

[@Rebma12]

She’s a Judge!!!!

[@kor405]

@@TheWillycrow Hey 1000% me !❤

[@august1763]

[4:12] The only line of Snoop's even close to "dropping bombs like potatoes" is "dropping bombs like platoon" from Serial Killa, which I listened to btw... &I have no fuckin idea how Brent hear "potato"🤣🤣☠

[@GymAndSun]

Ms Pat keeps Bert in line. 😅

[@aanchaallllllll]

2:41: 🎤 Two talented comedians reminisce about their early days in Atlanta and their experiences traveling abroad. 5:32: 🎤 The speaker shares their experience of performing at a comedy club and learning from other comedians. 10:50: 😂 Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses cooking oxtail and ossobuco with Pat McAfee. 16:30: 🧠 The speaker discusses their experience performing on the 85 South show and shares their thoughts on different podcasts. 20:46: 🔥 A conversation about selling and making crack cocaine during college. 26:19: 😳 The speaker shares a series of personal anecdotes about being abandoned, having their children taken by the Department of Family Children Services, and their experience with cooking mashed potatoes. 31:32: 🏊 The conversation touches on Mother's Day, cooking potatoes, moving to L.A., swimming, and racism in different places. 37:19: 🎙 The speaker discusses various topics including race, traveling, and his career as a comedian. 42:23: 🏚 The speaker talks about their interest in DIY shows and their experience buying and renovating a house. 51:22: 👩‍🍳 In this video, Pat and her guest try a dish called ossobuco and enjoy it. 55:42: 🎤 Comedian talks about his upcoming tour and promotes his shows in Louisville and Indianapolis. Recap by Tammy AI

[@marshallfuller7731]

“Wait wait wait, Stacey, don’t walk away. She’s asking you a question. Do you remember when you were young, and your cliterious could do that?” I’m crying laughing for real, that shit had me in stitches!

[@theryno5480]

Ms Pat fixing Bert's cooking is THE SHOW!

[@NicolasEsparza45]

Ms. Pt is such a great person! Her personality alone is hilarious in the best way possible

[@zk1993lankie]

Ms.Pat and Bill Burr are my spirit animals for hard times and difficult choices.

[@Sid00077]

We need Ms. Pat with the lady from Big Bang Theory.

[@captaincomment]

Didnt want google her name, no? 😂

[@swankyfur1850]

Kayley cocoa powder

[@christopheracosta9823]

ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY 💀🤣💀🤣💀

[@andrewkoly]

Anyone from but bang theory can’t handle miss pat

[@mathi6943]

Is that not a done episode already? Maybe im mistaken with the cabin show

[@trevor0701]

Ms Pat has such great chemistry with Bert. Total opposites but make each other so much funnier.

[@BroadWayJazz120]

THIS GUY AIN'T USED TO COOKING.... REAL TALK , HE'S A MANS MAN ... HIS WIFE PROBABLY DOES MOST OF THE COOKING OR THEY EAT OUT QUITE A BIT , DELIVERY SERVICES 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidbrooks5810]

This show should win awards. Brilliant concept and every episode has you crying in laughter. 😂😂😂

[@soulevans77]

As a darkskin black man with two lightskin parents, Bert poses a valid question. Often I’m asked if I’m adopted

[@djsyddakidd8890]

Yeah most of the time someone in the family is dark. My bff is really red but he mom and dad are darkskin and her younger sister is dark also. Her great grandmother was really bright though. Genetics is amazing

[@alphaotter95]

Ms.Patt is the first person to tell Bert to wash his hands while making the food lol

[@aseshwitdesh4550]

no cap

[@itsjohnnyutahmusic]

Ms. Pat and Brent need a podcast together. Great team, and Pat is one of the few people Bert actually lets talk. LMAO!

[@jenniethompson5364]

Omg Ms Pat please make this diy home improvement into your new youtube channel. You'd have SOOO many followers ❤

[@sunshinesunshine105]

Bert & Ms. Pat are 2 of my favorites so the two of them together just blow my mind. Love it! 😂😂

[@hartlas]

I love when the guests get involved in the cooking! Not even because they want to, but because they think Bert is gonna screw it up 🤣

[@meggiemegggs]

*ms Pat and Bert need a cooking show together* just her yelling at him to bring her things while he’s trying to drink and talk about himself

[@kor405]

😂😂😂 Am with you !!!

[@tonysmith1833]

Ms Pat is always a good time.

[@MrDari78]

The look on Ms. Pat & Byron's face at 35:41 😂

[@Jordan_Young]

Ms Pat is a national treasure 😂😂😂

[@jennjenn02]

I did not want this episode to end!!

[@1CentaurLover]

I love you Ms. Pat❤❤❤❤❤ I definitely would have been the only one in the crowd laughing at that Duran Duran joke 😂😂😂

[@Xtino1989X]

Everything that Bert n ms pat make together are some of the best stuff out there and never fail to make me die from lol

[@InspectorButters4]

@ 53:00 Ms Pat drops the funny / gangsta hard exterior and almost let a tear slip out lol!! Bert Bert is a lucky man bc LeeAnne is a great woman, wife and friend. I love her an Ms Pat's friendship and the crazy 💩 they talk when they're together 😂

[@ApexG321]

Ms. Pat went from "Bert, you don't know what you're doing!" to, "Bert, give me a fork!" 😂

[@rcstarz5206]

I have watched this show since day one...never have I laughed so hard. Thank you Miss Pat for you being at Somethings Burning. Love you boss lady

[@theherohogan]

Bert’s face when they were explaining how to make crack was the face of an addict finding a new fix 🤣 wait till he finds out it’ll make him skinny as a stick too

[@jamesgarcia743]

My mind went to he’s thinking that said sounds easy why don’t we just sell crack.

[@kjcorder]

"I just added crack into my workouts. I'm feeling healthy as fuck"

[@giantturd5157]

Not necessarily. Remember Rob Ford?

[@omra93]

I was surprised to hear Ms Pat say she didn't initially think 85 South watchers would be part of her fan base. Her first appearance on there is how I learned of her & instantly became a fan! 🤣 She was so real & I couldn't stop laughing. One of my favorite 85 guests & comediennes ❤️

[@TikTokLiveleak]

Ms Pat 😂 aint putting up with nonsense lol

[@alexandra4873_]

50:50 Byron taking a pic of his food first is so cute 😂

[@tylerb3914]

We need a bert and ms pat cooking show. where she just steps into fix about talk shit

[@kimr2352]

I think they both should cook the same thing side by side n have people vote on who’s better.

[@peytonyoung4209]

😂😂😂😂

[@nurd83]

Loooved this! I hope Production reads all the comments because this was top notch!

[@matthewberg7395]

Damn....Bert, your killing it! Loving watching this channel.Keep up the good work Bro!

[@vnewt0422]

No person is more supportive of his friends than this guy. It’s so great to see someone encourage, uplift and compliment one another so freely cause he genuinely wants them to keep doing well and to continue to come up, it’s lonely at the top otherwise. And these guests man from schizophrenia to making and selling crack to real estate tips and racism. What a treat, the flow of questions was so natural no false pretenses just natural curiosity about a different culture. My favorite episode yet❤

[@msteeteesmith333]

I think this is my favorite one yet!!!..I love Ms. Pat yes I am a crack baby n have been following Bert since Secret Time!!!..this had me over here crying 😂!!

[@dawg.fo0dtattoos599]

Ms. PAT> this ep was soo much fun. her "Cabin" episode had me in tears

[@GK-qc5ry]

Well done Bert looks delicious and Ms Pat seemed happy. I enjoyed this one.

[@codypickell9299]

I'd watch a DIY show hosted by Ms.Pat ANY DAY

[@cmelsophresh3565]

Thanks!

[@Ajessordinaryhistory]

Give Ms. Pat a damn DIY show like yesterday!!!! She would be soooooooo good!

[@DrakeMonroe]

😂😂😂God Bless Ms. Pat. Someone finally told Bert to wash his hands! 🤣#OneLove

[@mikolfarley]

Happy birthday Ms. Pat!!

[@beatbox20fmj]

Burt actually taking notes how to make crack lol His PR team has to sweat every time he goes on air

[@StephaniePittman14]

Ms. Pat is the best!

[@alexandra4873_]

I’m so glad you brought this show back Bert

[@ericsalazar3812]

Love Ms Pat !!! Such a good episode!!

[@jinfahl2194]

I would love to see MS. Pat and Joey Coco Diaz on Something's Burning. Or on the couch with Bert. All three of them have such high energy and just say whatever the fuck they want. It would Hilarious 😂

[@markpadilla9429]

Bart wouldn't let them talk...

[@Ruckus333]

Bert doesn't fit in with them. He's a giddy HS kid in all situations. Even when it's his tour or gig

[@omra93]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGKYpYWshd5nb6c Pat & Joey are two of the best 🔥😂

[@AJRDreJ]

​@Ruckus333 and he keeps those tours and gigs sold out

[@crackazack510]

I think that would be an amazing idea!! Pat and Joey could tell stories for days!

[@taylorchanna]

These 3 as friend is too comical!!! Love it!!! 💙

[@erikslagter3231]

Ms Pat taking over the mashed potatoes, is fucking hilarious!

[@botmon.]

I love when the guest are hilarious, comedians 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ladykai6133]

Ms. Pat, as a certified 85%er, WE LOVEEEE YOUUUU!!!! The 85 South Show is for ppl who watch white comics podcast just because you’re on it!!! 😂 sorry Burt ion know you kid…. But y’all had me rolling 😂

[@Paulwall9696]

I love how he washes his hands then coughs in them then touched God haha I love Bret krechner

[@briezerbayb]

This is one of the best episodes!!! I was so excited when I saw Ms Pat was on.

[@Neenerella333]

This is such a great season. Glad the show came back. Love Byron too.

[@BDR2277]

Your and your wifes relationship with Ms pat is so lovely and amazing Love this vid

[@notcooldan]

this episode was awesome, knocked it out of the park

[@HawkWorley]

This is my absolutely favorite episode of Something Burning! The level of diversity is amazing! I would LOVE to be on this show!

[@beardedbuddie9597]

YMH presents Ms. Pat "Lets fix this shit."

[@jacquenwilliamson9000]

I love ms. Pat and Bert together ❤ like if they did a show or podcast I’d love it.

[@OGWhinnyBaby29]

This episode is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kellywilliams6613]

She is hilarious. I met her in 2010 when she opened for comedian.Arnez J .We did an early show on Thursday ...it was Divas night and comedian Moka was on the show and I hosted. I am so proud of how far she's come in comedy

[@metalchu]

No other guest can top Ms. Pat . I love her so much she’s hilarious AF 😹

[@jayprox4379]

I love Ms. Pat, she's literally a breath of life. ❤

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

I’m glad someone told Bert to wash his hands, lol. He rubs his nose, licks his fingers, etc and doesn’t wash his hands. usually

[@kkaylee0929]

I know that kills me!! I watched the tony hawk episodes a bit ago but Bert licked some food off his fingers an moaned then went and touched tony hawk’s food an you could see tony made a face an I cringed so hard! It so kills me when he does that! Im glad someone finally agrees!! 😂😂

[@cmelsophresh3565]

This was good episode i love Bert and i love Ms. Pat. Never thought they would be great together but it worked.

[@bas.242]

Such a good episode. Bret love your williness to learn yet being so knowledgeable at the same time ❤

[@808vws8]

THANK YOU Bert... Ms.Pat is a legend&now some of us know Byron’s cool funny&has a luv for beautiful Porsche’s! I luv you Ms.Pat🙏🏽❤️🤙🏽

[@jesse7918]

Great job Bert! We definitely need more of this please. And then a Spotify cooking show deal for a least $150 million.

[@DevWev25]

The part where she tried to teach Bert how to make mashed potatoes sends me!😂

[@Justamspatfan]

This was awesome 🤣🤣I had to em rewind the mashed potatoes part about 4 times that took me out !!

[@makaylaharvey5200]

7:54 not Ms. Pat being so mean to Byron and him giving her the side eye 🤣🤣🤣

[@AsianCajunCaucasian]

I'm a simple man. I see Ms. Pat. I watch.

[@michaelrodriguez2562]

I had my fingers crossed for you!!! So glad they liked it!!! Congrats Bret!!!

[@Carolina_dub]

This was the funniest shid frfr I need more of Bert and Ms Pat

[@JP-bf4zf]

Bert saying "It's good right" like black folk had me laughing😭😭😭😭

[@drealist5580]

Best episode so far

[@papor7897]

This, by far, has to be one of the funniest somethings burning I have seen so far 😂

[@derellejohnson9]

😂😂😂man when Ms pat start breaking down how to cook I was dying 😂😂😂 bert was so focus....Ms pat is hilarious....she need to start a pod asap

[@michellef9465]

Notice how Ms.Pat, and Tiffany Haddish were quick to call out Bart's lack of sanitization? Also his cooking skills. They're my kinda people. He always brings it home though.❤️

[@frenchtoast7742]

Yes !!! He was making me nervous!!! 😂

[@jordanlyngle6235]

Their face with the “Black Folk” potatoes.😂😂😂😂

[@LanisDad1185]

ShoutOut to Byron with the 85 South merch on

[@mistornasty737]

Best show ever! Thanks bert

[@ogjitterbug1883]

I absolutely love love Miss Pat ❤she’s hilarious and so much fun luv if that laugh. Hello friends 🫠💕

[@ambermorgan6776]

Congrats Ms. Pat!

[@ANA.sees.the.World12]

I watch A LOT of cooking shows on mainstream networks. I think this is my absolute favorite. The first episode I saw was with Bobby Lee. What a great show!

[@Alexandriughhh]

This was EXCELLENT! Thank you. Ms. Pat is everything! I loved this.

[@baddestjoanna-michellesmit5578]

He so nervous trying to impress her lol.

[@Cliporis]

The best part is when Bert becomes dead-silent and all ears when P and B start talking about making Crack