Something’s Burning S3 E04: Spiralized Zucchini & Conjoined Twins w/ Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds

Something’s Burning S3 E4: Good buddies and podcast partners Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds stop by the kitchen for conversation and cooking. We’re spiralizing noodles and talking about my tan. Plus, apparently Gareth’s mom has got it going on… and does Jake have conjoined twins??
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ZUCCHINI PESTO PASTA W/ BALSAMIC MUSHROOMS
1. Balsamic Mushrooms
INGREDIENTS:
Balsamic Vinaigrette
Melted Ghee
Minced Garlic
Chopped Fresh Thyme
Sea Salt
Black Pepper
Whole Baby Portabella Mushrooms
STEPS:
Combine balsamic vinaigrette, ghee, garlic, thyme, salt, pepper
Add mushrooms and toss until coated
Place mushrooms on baking sheet
Roast at 400° for 15-20 min.
2. Zucchini Pesto Pasta
INGREDIENTS:
Whole Zucchinis
Pesto
Sliced Red Onion
Sliced Mushrooms
Cherry Tomatos
Minced Garlic
Olive Oil
Salt
Black Pepper
Crushed Red Pepper
STEPS:
Sauté garlic, onions, and mushrooms in oil until tender; set aside
Spiralize zucchini to make noodles
Heat pesto in pan
Add spiralized zucchini and sauté 3-5 min
Add the sauteed mushrooms/onions and cherry tomatos
Toss frequently; season with salt and pepper4
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[@EwokPanda]

This taught me that Jake basically just played himself in New Girl

[@ws4jb]

The podcast reinforces this in the best way.

[@MojoviWrites]

He's kind of said as much, too. He said it started as a different character, but eventually they just wrote more to him.

[@nataliechilders8]

Almost all of Gareths and his banter is sooo nick and schmit it’s ridiculous 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BerAmStreams]

FACTS

[@nikitadezhic46]

Additionally, this 52:57 taught that his father in New Girl is also his father in real life.

[@AirWindFire]

I’d love to see Jake on Bad Friends.

[@amandapandabb]

oh gosh, SO MUCH SAME

[@aBitofaBadFriend]

He's on Whiskey Ginger just came out today 👍

[@OnlyDanFN]

wouldnt be surprised if it happens soon .

[@ShahSelbe]

Yes please

[@PolarZeus]

lol it literally did lol @@OnlyDanFN

[@hartlas]

The whole conjoined twins thing absolutely killed me 🤣

[@BPH55]

I know! And Jake riffed off it for 5 minutes. I was sweaty like Bert 😂

[@jonw8697]

im in tears lmaoo

[@lesleyd2448]

Same 😂😂

[@deaderthendead041]

Yes, but also they're not twins. They were just born at the same time

[@colemanyoumans6828]

I got to work on Let's Be Cops and it was the first gig I had trouble keeping a straight face. Jake and Damon's improv was hysterical.

[@davisjackson9411]

"We got a pasta maker in Italy" "A man, you mean?" Is hilarioussss

[@rewindthatradio2513]

Not gonna lie, I thought he hired a dude too lol

[@abigayleottley4978]

Hahahaha the frustration growing in Gareth every time Jake mentions Pam is my favorite part of this episode 🤣🤣

[@RandiHayes-yq5xb]

Jake and Gareth together are comedy gold!

[@je__.]

i love their dynamic 😂😂

[@zebracorn4281]

Gareth is comedy gold no matter who he's with.

[@tylervenator4123]

Jake Johnson is one of my favorite actors ever and this podcast should be a part 1. Super funny

[@WeekendUpdate7]

The conjoined talk in the beginning has me dying laughing. Jake being flabbergasted by the question lol.

[@divxsamsung]

The banter between Jake and Gareth, especially at the end. Gareth reminds me of Dana carvey

[@CaptainMaakasu]

Jake is one of my favorite actors, glad to see that he's truly a fun hang aswell ^^

[@GarethReynoldstv]

I mean he's ok but he does need chill in regards to my mum.

[@jthorp1527]

​@@GarethReynoldstvbro, he said you looked good too. I think his obsession with the mum is a projection of his feelings for you 😜

[@killswitchh]

Gareth is severely underrated. If you don't listen to the Dollop you should.

[@Panama_Red]

True fact. The Dollop is awesome.

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

Facts I was just at a live show in Utah super dope him and Dave just play off each other so well. Gareths improv with all the history is hilarious.

[@chinobeanspodcast7281]

Soooo many of his jokes went missed in this and they were so funny Bert Kreischer Brown should be a crayon was hilarious 😂

[@chrisjohnson4409]

I love how at 7:07 you can watch Jake's brain run back the question "Conjoined?"

[@behindtheeyes07]

Jake Johnson is a world class hero

[@chadmccune2935]

Gareth is one of the absolute best podcast guests, period. Quickest in the game.

[@twveach]

That’s going to be top 5 hardest Bert laughs.

[@captainpackage7]

Finding out that Jake Johnson has a podcast is the new highlight of 2023 for me.

[@BDMc1992]

high and cooking makes a great time.

[@AngelQuiroz]

Drink every time Bert says “the new girl” instead of “new girl” 😂

[@_m_m4]

Great episode! Gareth is hilarious, Jake is a treasure of the silver screen! Bert, is the best as always! ❤😂

[@SyracuseBrad]

Wish Jake & Garf would make the podcast a video pod to watch on KZbin. Do it.

[@em-rw5qz]

It is now!

[@SyracuseBrad]

@@em-rw5qz for realz? Searching now.

[@hannahskurka4356]

Jake Johnson really is his character Nick in New Girl lmaooo

[@clintmcintosh2154]

Gotta be a top 3 episode for me

[@thedukeofkidding941]

Jake is definately on my top 10 people to hang with bucket list

[@WilliamCase]

Listening to Bert on a laughing streak is one of the world's best gifts.

[@Sara-mh6ps]

Jake talking about Gareths mom reminding me of him being into Jess’s mom in new girl lol

[@rampantrapture]

Jake being in love with Pam is why I keep coming back. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ScottSaysStuff]

Burt looks like Tim Allen's character from Christmas with the Kranks

[@smallcanadiandairy]

You guys should try and get Matty Matheson and Jeremy Allen white for this show 👍🏻

[@IAmEddieAmazing]

COUSIN!!!

[@papadukes168]

Sober bert listens to people speak! Amazing 😂

[@je__.]

one of the best episodes of something's burning 😂😂😂 good job guys

[@peeeepthis]

holy shit, bert's laugh almost sounds genuine when he's blazed

[@elizaheathen]

*always nice to see Jake admitting that he is Nick* never goes to the doctor

[@TungstenToenails]

“I want to ask this respectfully” after the conjoined question is top tier Brett self awareness 😂

[@scottburrow8717]

This is the greatest concept for a podcast. Something Burning 🔥 is a great way to spend and hour of your day.

[@sebastianquinones9406]

Awesome to see Jake in the podcast environment along with Bert!

[@governorriffraff7601]

Fun times you were all great. Especially Gary he always puts me in a good mood.

[@matthewmolloy6803]

great episode! love these guys.

[@jurassicmars]

Please make these guys regular time guest. One of the best episodes yet

[@ivygallahan2025]

This was gold!

[@bryceberggg]

i truly wish that there were cameras pm them while they smoked the joint and cigar once the show was done. I could watch these three talk for days

[@jencook3287]

Gareth is the best! Soo quick! I really enjoyed this ep.👍🏼👍🏼

[@Axtrum_]

He's the same color as the couch!! LMAO @21:24

[@bigmike4087]

Best episode ive watched! Loved it!

[@amy6766]

Best one yet! Big laughs

[@elusion23one41]

Jake Johnson is a great actor and good guest to have on this show its on a different vibe this episode and i dig that already.

[@liquidaudio_]

Top tier episode with constant laughs and an epic trio

[@timmylongtoes699]

Incredible episode

[@matearl1989]

This was the funniest episode yet!

[@timanderson2204]

I'm not sure what gets me more. That I can't stop looking at Bert's belly or that he is cooking with his shirt open.

[@Smokethis810]

Jake is always just awesome

[@eyesee1509]

I have a twin, and when people ask what kind of twins we are, I always say conjoined. It's surprising how many don't get that it's a joke.

[@user-dy3lz1nd5s]

What an awesome Trio love you all😂❤

[@kylesells8579]

Great episode!

[@kevinor8811]

I really, really needed this

[@Pnda4500]

How can he get through this without mentioning “im also spiderman”

[@rachellynch2898]

When Bert gets to his old lady singing laughing phrase can we PLEASE get subtitles

[@seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions]

This is BY FAR the funniest episode.

[@richhoad6763]

Gareth's episode with Sam tripoli is the greatest one ever. Please watch that

[@howperfectlycurious1440]

Love Gareth! And love Jake and Gareth on podcasts, so funny

[@amberamber7841]

Yessss!!! Let’s be cops is my FAVORITE!

[@JustaGam3]

Someone's addicted to spray tans lol

[@dannye.watson5698]

I love these guys and their podcast is fantastic

[@GymAndSun]

39:25 “good for fucking Gareth’s Mom Pam” “Pam was a killer” 😂

[@CTEagleCeltic]

Yo, the fight scene from let’s be cops! 😂… I love Jake in everything, including the Spiderverse flicks.

[@dmarz86]

Gareth is a comedic God. Dave is also pretty good. And love ya Bert! Seeing you next week🎉

[@hiphopfaerie]

@38:36 😂😂😂 Bert's spittake 😅

[@sharonstanley6330]

My lawd I am in tears😂😂

[@rynotileandstoneryan2937]

One of the best episodes

[@derrekbagby2354]

I could watch 10 hours of this straight 😂

[@patricksullivan8706]

Crazy hearing jake talk about Gibsons. I work at one of those restaurants. Wild

[@TacticalXRays]

Gareth could play all of Dana Carvey's characters. And Dana Carvey. and it seems fitting that Bert had two uncles named Ben & Jerry

[@shawnjanes6093]

I thought the same thing

[@brandonlantier]

11:56 Bert: Its fine The look on Staceys face was priceless, like geebus christo on a motosickle man baby get your shit together!

[@SOURCOFFIN]

Great episode

[@anthonylai5719]

Lets be cops is absolutely hilarious one of my favorites of jakes next to tag

[@legiN_makez]

hell yea, this was fun

[@chadbonsack1166]

Absolutely the funniest episode of this entire series .Awesome have them back

[@JoshWeimer-xb3pe]

I thought he was going to cry over a compliment on his mom....

[@clamsoup]

Conjoined - unbelievably funny.

[@wendicalz]

I was at that show in Green Bay! Love it!

[@alexbink7641]

needed this

[@DirtyChode23]

“We got a pasta maker” “A man you mean” LMAO 😂

[@giacaraffa6586]

I could watch jake and Bert all day long

[@kellis1005]

god im so happy for gareth

[@paulblann]

Wait, hold on, conjoined was a real question? ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER. Holy shit.

[@TGM_Offroad]

Omg, the spray tan Bert... too much.

[@thethor6008]

Darn Bert looking very Florida boy

[@jonah64]

watching this at 2x speed somehow makes it so much funnier.

[@HighFeeline]

I really appreciate and adore Bert😆.

[@davidpatriot1082]

johnson seems cool. havent heard of the other guy before but im impressed and will definitely click on his stuff from now on when I see it

[@OmegaScorpio96]

Is no one gonna talk about the letters on Brent's stomach? I lost it when I saw them😂😂

[@UnTiltedN10]

Bert sober but he having a joint light em Up Bert you're a champ!

[@mhymullaney]

We use one of those spirializers in the restaurant I work at. I like to call it the knuckle buster, because it's made for child sized hands.

[@ryano913]

Brent looks like he’s been daydrinking on a boat all day

[@NutOnYoutube]

More gareth reynolds in the podcast universe please

[@mortomusic8072]

😂😂Bowl cutt Jeremiah has been unleashed

[@dallwalk]

Wow. They are incredible together haha

[@wjadam024]

love that Dr. Nick is real

[@derekyates7783]

Love the Playboy bunny tan!

[@SamP0rterBridges]

Conjoined was the word of the day and Bert was stoked to work it in to the conversation.