Best Funny Football Chants | With Lyrics

[@SommitSports]

Loudest Chants In Football: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKaXiYRpqMx2e6M

[@noahsdemise]

Nah

[@yettykenny4496]

Its soccer bro

[@benjamincallahan8628]

@@yettykenny4496 it’s football not soccer

[@alfierobba2094]

​@@yettykenny4496u menace

[@rizwanqwen3284]

good

[@hutchmusician]

The self-deprecating ones are my favourite. ‘You’re nothing special, we lose every week’ is such a uniquely British thing to chant.

[@tfyk5623]

that was also the most slurred chant

[@midnytcourier8112]

We lose every week, we lose every week You're nothing special, we lose every week. thats gold right there 🤣🤣🤣 loyalty at its finest

[@theloyalone6693]

Sheffield fans be singing that chant at home

[@jakehumphreys8293]

We’re Nottingham forest it’s nothing special about losing 😂😂 we bottled the play offs what can we say

[@Feelsbadman23]

Poor Forest, at least they have 2 stars on that badge

[@raubenard4829]

This was the craziest 🤣🤣

[@mincedbeef8936]

watch the one west ham did after losing to city 6-0 lol

[@its_only_karma7440]

"Let's pretend we score a goal" as a players that has to hurt them

[@minnumseerrund]

The fans show up, not always the players do

[@thatoneguy4100]

One time a couple of the other teams fans started chanting that and then we scored so I just felt bad. (I’m a player for Porto)

[@kaung_myat_zaw7302]

@@thatoneguy4100 you can’t call yourself a Porto player when you play for their academy 🤡

[@vagabond789]

@@kaung_myat_zaw7302 🤣

[@bas8792]

@@kaung_myat_zaw7302 who hurt you

[@allys744]

“More seagulls than fans” 🤣👏 I’m dying at these chants

[@elinigoindashaus]

Classic chant from teams that are from Lancashire like Preston or Blackburn cause they have a lot of rivaliry with Bloody Blackpool(By fuck sake i really hate them)

[@jamesBFC1887]

You do realise the ground was so empty because we were boycotting to try and get rid of our horrible owners, one of whom was literally a convicted rapist. So yeah maybe get your facts right before you start chatting shit you fucking tosspot.

[@jamesBFC1887]

​@@elinigoindashausyou support Madrid pipe down plastic

[@RonaldTrumpOfficial]

⁠​⁠@@elinigoindashausJudging by the state of Blackpool, I think they hate themselves too.

[@ici_marmotte]

'Is there a fire drill?' sung by away fans while the home crowd is leaving in huge numbers before the final whistle -> funniest English football chant ever imho :D Best regards from Germany

[@theconversionshedcampervan6381]

Have you not seen "the plant pot" song?

[@Arsenalgetbatteredeverywhereth]

The home fans sang it in the National League when the away fans were leaving in huge numbers and if I remember correctly, the away fans started singing there is a fire drill to the home fans.

[@michaelwelsh226]

That’s the most German thing ever 🤣

[@CarsOverdose]

Let's pretend we score a goal 🤣🤣🤣🤣come on that must be the most wholesome fanbase.

[@os8338]

Ikr

[@d._eo]

ya

[@Joe-ug4po]

Yeahh it was Tottenham 😂😂

[@alphachingon6920]

01:52 is right up that alley 😆 They’re down 4-0 but know their team is worth shit so they sing this chant for the opposing team 😂

[@samyates7573]

There’s a time for every team where that song is sung week in week out

[@brunoochieng9554]

Zlatan's nose offside, mesut eyes offside, suarez teeth offside killed me😂😂😂😂

[@kertaspaper94]

Inzaghi had it worse. He was born offside.

[@nursiswanto3247]

so why still u alive?

[@raheemghaffar9172]

Man city fans to their best talk about zlatan

[@lucastegers]

Raheem Ghaffar they werent english.

[@tijnw048]

Zlatan's song was from dutch feyenoord fans

[@unpredictable.1719]

"Its only 4-0, how shit must you be?" How it feels for me to be a Newcastle supporter at the moment

[@d3xterplays742]

100 percent with u there

[@kiweping5]

Tbf you guys were decent towards the end of the season

[@unpredictable.1719]

@@kiweping5 true

[@kiweping5]

You guys also earned 1 more point this season then your most ever with Rafa. Don’t get me wrong I hate Steve Bruce’s style of play but this is his strength, it’s how he wins

[@unpredictable.1719]

@@kiweping5 very, very true. Excited for next season

[@thefunkuchen1]

As a german I wanna pretend we got better chants...but a real warrior knows when battle's lost!

[@baileytt06]

😂 I do hope you aren’t a Hannover fan. Don’t like them too much as a Burnley fan.

[@indiekiddrugpatrol3117]

German fans are good two but in a different way, I hate when people try and compare English and German fans cause they're both amazing but in different ways

[@mrmz1831]

Two world wars and one world cup

[@joeneri150]

You rather be an English fan or a German fan chanting songs rather than an American fan. The chants in America sounds something you hear on Disney Jr. They like to control what we say and ban us if we chanting something that offends their soft, baby minds.

[@abbeymcglinn4569]

​@@baileytt06dont live burnley from a rovers fan

[@blazer7731]

Love how the security guards started laughing during the council tax chant😂😂😂

[@SH-bp4qg]

That was the police 🚔

[@theoscar4390]

The end 😂😂we lose every week you're nothing special.

[@lostparadisegaming2858]

@Micky Banks Nottingham forrest

[@maatt_cooks]

Well, tell that a Schalke (Bundesliga) fan, who didn't win for almost a year ^^

[@flower_sunshine2021]

We shouldn't had that at our old school. 😂😂😂

[@Lloydy786]

Grim af

[@vincenzomaiello3883]

Probably the best way to put down the morale of the winning team

[@mdlink623]

It sounds as if the same group of friends get drunk at every game then start these chants

[@TkrzTT]

Lol

[@kiweping5]

This is exactly what happens

[@zh2266]

That's what I think is so funny about football fans. No matter the team as long as it's the UK they all the time

[@andrewdaniels3974]

As a fellow Englishman I’m proud to have the best chants in the world

[@ericweiler6571]

Watching ManU fans singing "20,000 empty seats" to ManCity fans brought a smile to my face. Peace and love to the UK from Seattle, WA USA

[@oscarmejerf2735]

"Is there a fire drill" LMAOOOOOO

[@delacrete1]

It s the best, you must feel so humiliated when you leave the stad and here that

[@balkannoobgamer6736]

You play fortnite

[@f8ki]

@@balkannoobgamer6736 ?????

[@SMX815]

😂

[@이호진-t7p]

'한국인은 어디나 있다'

[@robertsingleton1893]

I remember being at the Emirates and Arsenal were 4-0 up against Stoke when over the Tannoy came an announcement that the train to Stoke was cancelled due to a derailment. A couple of minutes later we were all singing 𝄞♬ Four nil and you’re walking home🎶♬Four nil and you’re walking home

[@dripkidd8572]

That have to hurt

[@robertsingleton1893]

@@dripkidd8572 I guess it did 😀. And to make things worse it was April fools day lol 😂

[@boykisserreal]

(I am an Arsenal fan) Thou hast been wrecked

[@G30rg14_BCFC]

That's funny af

[@ss-hc7tb]

this is the most british thing i’ve ever witnessed

[@leachy_]

Yeah cause the only good chants are from Britain.

[@berzeliuskaioken3831]

*bri'ish

[@MrWb-se6yb]

@@berzeliuskaioken3831 dead joke mate x

[@tintins4021]

You wanna see when there pissed up

[@weltfrieden3031]

English*

[@Karimmmmm2]

I’m an arsenal fan so the “is there a fire drill” chant killed me😂😂😂

[@bettigio]

“Suarez teeth offside” killed me.😂👍

[@AdityaRajBose7560]

Hahaha same

[@lasersoldier2346]

They are in the ear of the enemy whos offside init

[@thegamingchannel1161]

Half of these are song backgrounds from liverpool

[@jayhbre5529]

@@daddypussyeater93 why do u have to bring race into this

[@ommistry7802]

U know once luis Suarez teeth were actually offside 😎

[@Pandazart]

Girls: they're out there flirting Boys: let's pretend let's pretend we score a goal wooooooo

[@AMXHDD]

lol

[@amarson2322]

What?

[@alxandro5504]

what?

[@alxandro5504]

@@AMXHDD literally you just repeated the comment

[@alxandro5504]

@@AMXHDD no i understand the delivery just not the joke

[@chuggon7595]

As an American, I will 100% admit you Brits have the best sport chants in the world

[@raymondweaver8526]

College football is good but this seem more original

[@Aaryan.S]

We don't need your validation anyway. But ok.

[@chuggon7595]

@@Aaryan.S settle down there, champ, you almost sounded tough behind that keyboard. As an American, I will say that you Brits know how to do sports chants.

[@Aaryan.S]

@@chuggon7595 tough? Settle. What are you on? Anyway

[@chuggon7595]

@@Aaryan.S you literally came after me for giving you guys a compliment.

[@ahmadkh6668]

2:05 The funniest thing ever done by fans😂

[@JamesTgyp]

Fax

[@GaryM67-71]

Funniest song I ever heard, many years ago at Home Park (green army), a dull 0-0 match against Leeds was interrupted when a small dog got on to the pitch. The crowd started singing 'There's only one Jackie Russel, one Jackie Russel, there's only one Jackie Russel'. 'twas very funny.

[@GatoLesbiano]

When I heard "his eyes are offside" first time, I knew it was Özil

[@Pax_Veritas]

coulda been chadwick or deeney

[@SelfImprovement1111]

Why May I ask

[@George-wu6nu]

@@SelfImprovement1111 bloody hell mate dont think that needs an explanation just search up ozil

[@patrichewill5403]

@@George-wu6nu 😂😂😂

[@TkrzTT]

@@George-wu6nu 😆

[@wanaisya1805]

Love their cooperation and their voice synchronized with each other

[@johnjessiman7712]

Villa doesn’t have to pretend they scored vs Liverpool anymore 😂

[@GracesBracelets]

Shut up

[@sjisisksnzkz]

@@GracesBracelets keep crying 😁

[@ayoutubeuser1160]

They do at anfield

[@lochiegomez3911]

Liverpool second hush 🤫🤫

[@ayoutubeuser1160]

@@lochiegomez3911 higher than United and city😏

[@stephendaedalus6192]

Got to love the vast array of diverse tunes the English used in these... as well as their natural understanding of scansion.

[@mozanchannel718]

“you’re nothing special, We lose everyweek” got me 😂😂😂

[@tillhuyssen1087]

those fans are better at freestyling than 3/4 of the rappers

[@Bookworm405]

Yes

[@turtlestuff7]

Getting any chance u get to hate on rap ay?

[@happiestalive4365]

@Plankton bars

[@cristianoedits2369]

🤣🤣

[@example2844]

I'm genuinely curious, how do we even come up with chants like this???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@derekbrunette222]

Being 8 pints in and nothing to do the week before the game

[@example2844]

@@derekbrunette222 fair enough 😂😂😂😂😂

[@marioandmichellesantiago2509]

Better yet how does a crowd execute them so good

[@Siruelf]

@@marioandmichellesantiago2509 Its not that hard

[@patstel9024]

@@marioandmichellesantiago2509 one drunk lad mumbles the lyrics he thought of 2 days ago and the guy sings them next to him next thing you know the whole stand is offending the ref and his children

[@schwantzrossi1266]

We paid for your hats what a waste of council tax - never a truer word spoken.

[@Stuka-qo1xr]

Indeed

[@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888]

You honestly think council tax pays for police kit? Also, you have never paid tax in your life since you have never earned a penny. Idiot.

[@silvergtotwinturbo9984]

@@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 What, so the make up of your council tax gives a proportional amount to the Police Force. I argued to have it removed from my council tax and they refused. I think the idiot is you for not knowing how the council tax is distributed. And yes I have earned my money, I now own my house.

[@Hiingdragon]

@@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 "Humor"

[@TonyEnglandUK]

@@Hiingdragon "Humour"

[@TheDanny6441]

"Let's pretend we score a goal" and then fake celebrating is WILD😂😂😂😂

[@janjavorsek7391]

"Steve Gerrard, Gerrard He slipped on his fu**ing arse He gave it to Demba Ba" Is my fave 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and that Ozil and his eyes were fooking golden 😂

[@joachimb5721]

Me, too. "Que sera" and "Steve Gerrard" works so perfect, it's beautiful.

[@violetevergarden5160]

I just want to say: The guy on the tombnail is the most english looking guy i have seen.

[@jenuiyne6919]

He could be russian

[@utfo1867]

Tango is a swfc icon wawaw

[@fyoutubeforbanningmyshi8797]

Thumbnail*

[@goodboi6540]

Ah yes T O M B N A I L

[@haroldinhoo1655]

TANGOOO

[@kingrapid]

LOVE ENGLISH FOOTY CHANTS! GREATEST COMEDY IN THE WORLD!! ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ❤️

[@dirtydemon1234]

As a villa fan “the let’s pretend we scored a goal” was great 😂😂

[@andrew8939]

It was fun for me too. 😂😂

[@cocoproductions3645]

A strong village

[@Druguaer12345]

Haha that's great. Although Villa doing good atm even without jack, I hope they make champions. Tottenham have had their day as the shit team from England in the Champs, shifty Aston villas turn

[@RichardLissimore]

My favourite of ours was Rotterdam... self-deprecation at it's finest: "We’ve been to Rotterdam and everywhere; Liverpool and Rome; But now we’re playing Rotherham, Rotherham at home.”

[@هاديالهاجري-ج6د]

“Could be worse,could be scouse Eating rats in your council house” Funniest shit ever😂😂

[@philipdrasi903]

The Steven Gerrard version of Que Sera Sera killed me...🤣🤣🤣

[@happylemonco]

Been living in Australia for 8 years now, man I forgot how funny match day chants can be!

[@uity12]

3:50 that mister in grey jacket, i want his dancing skills. the happiest guy on this planet. dancing his heart out.

[@saurabhkumarpathak2724]

England fans : it's coming home Also same England fans : please don't take me home . Result : exit from WC

[@johnfahey6131]

Because they are two different songs about two completely different subjects

[@saurabhkumarpathak2724]

@@johnfahey6131 I think when it's sarcasm, then sense should be kept aside and joke should be enjoyed

[@davidglickstein5169]

They need a song begging America for help.

[@liambirch]

@@davidglickstein5169 You must be fun at parties.

[@hunterhorsehelmsley7315]

@@davidglickstein5169 America ? As in England's disappointing son ? They ain't much better lol

[@ernstthalmann4306]

As An American, the spontaneity is outstanding. Peace Brits ✌️ ☮️ 🕊 🏳️‍ ✌️

[@ariannouri-nasir7766]

The amount of creativity us Brits have with our chants is just unreal😂😂😂

[@ernstthalmann4306]

As a New Yorker Respect The Garden is quiet these days without a good Knicks team. I'm glad Premier League is stellar as usual. Cheers 🍻

[@_r._7513]

The “You got more seagulls than fans” one made me lose it.

[@jinwooseo1787]

Loved when fans even mocking police officers right in their faces.

[@evanr1784]

They weren't mocking, they did pay for the hats lol

[@Cloudyedits24]

Who else misses football

[@dang4847]

Everyone dickhead.

[@angryperson5490]

@@dang4847 ooooooo sorry

[@jamestrellu9043]

You mean soccer

[@account5003]

@@jamestrellu9043 no you idiot why would you call a ball game soc-cer

[@UTB1876]

@@jamestrellu9043 it’s football

[@michaelacoulthard]

As a non-league football fan, and a championship football fan as well, I have to say my favourite ever chant has to be "You're nothing special, we lose every week". On Saturday just gone, my local non-league team beat the league leaders 5-0, and me and my dad were like "You're nothing special, we score 5 every week", One of the away team's substitutes said "it was all over when you scored your 3rd goal"... We finished 6th in the table, which is respectable.

[@tdk9518]

"Pretend we scored a goal" cracks me up and "We lose every week you're nothing special"

[@TheJordanAntibellum]

I’m gonna start a “is there a fire drill” chant when we can go to matches again, especially with how deadly Chelsea have been lately

[@spoon8179]

Jordan wilson should have said that against arsenal

[@seamusmeehan6036]

Especially with the the the 2. Germany players how many chances du the need

[@Brandon-nl1nf]

Aged well

[@dafspeed]

@@Brandon-nl1nf gets better every week 😆

[@daniyalkaleem26]

Oof

[@matthewsandwrs9195]

Just so you know mate, that last clip is Stoke city's boothen end. It's not forest or West ham!

[@SommitSports]

Oh good to know😅 sry for the mistake

[@bebeto7479]

This is beautiful! No wonder why it’s the best sport in the world

[@eddierichard1104]

Must be magical to have a cheeky pint, some scran, and a good chant with the lads at the pitch watching some footy.

[@maxepic1068]

I was at the Baggies back in the day in the family stand as opposed to our usual Smethwick. Away end were being naughty so the tannoy announced they'd stopped serving beer in the away end. We started chanting "you're not drinking, you're not drinking, you're not drinking any more" problem was you couldn't smoke in the family stand. They started chanting "youre not smoking......" Brilliant days.

[@thomasduya16]

02:00 Favorite Let's Pretend We Score A Goal

[@shush6781]

For those of you who haven't been here, this is pretty much Britain 😂😂😂

[@m4ri5a8]

Emotional release therapy, British style 😂

[@AliRaza-gy7lq]

1:21 messing with zlatan 😂😂

[@orwhynotrandom]

One of the best ones ive seen in person i was at an international between england and Australia as an aussie and the english started singing god save our queen but changed our for your. Hats off to the brits

[@ArtieFufkin984]

Get your fkn stars off our flag!

[@hudson1847]

"Could be worse, could be scouse, eating rats in your council house" had me creasing 😂😂

[@bin4260]

This is racism

[@hudson1847]

@@bin4260 yeah tell that to the Man UTD fans and see if they care

[@infolibertad_1]

@@bin4260 gae

[@kurt10k74]

This was hilarious!!!

[@kurt10k74]

@@bin4260 cry moooarrrr

[@CelticG]

Some of those chants are priceless

[@Jrkingston-ng6hd]

THIS just makes me realize how good match days are

[@axelsanimationssn8856]

@David Enatoh lol

[@Alan_H]

This is why we miss the fans at the games.

[@knotwilg3596]

"Is there a fire drill" and "Steve Gerrard, Gerrard" are my favorites.

[@ClaimOfRightMuso]

1980, Dens Park; Dundee 5, Celtic 1. Dundee fans (to the tune of 'Guantanamera') - 'SCORE IN A BROTHEL - YE COULDNAE SCORE IN A BROTHEL - SCORE IN A BRO-THEL, YE COULDNAE SCORE IN A BRO-THEL!'.. Class 👍

[@stevendone5493]

Let’s pretend we scored a goal ! Best one yet !!! Classic

[@aikae8059]

“We paid for your hats” 🤣🤣

[@NoCluYT]

5:24 this Ji-Sung Park chant would NOT pass in 2021😭😭

[@Brunip-hf2xo]

Lol yeah

[@leachy_]

Nah it would. There football fans, they basically do what they want.

[@Emmatriaaa]

It really hit me off guard LOL

[@chiefobvious352]

I showed it to my American friend, and he got so offended.

[@farzanamughal5933]

This wasnt from that long ago though

[@redactedagentdataexpunged9431]

How everyone sees Brits: posh, polite, drinking tea Brits in football: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@XxVictttorrXx]

"You got more sea gulls than fans" got me dying 😭😭😭😭

[@tawhidchowdhury3107]

If you humiliate yourself others won't : "Your nothing special we lose every week"

[@Amar-go2lj]

Shit hits different when you are in a lockdown...

[@artodyfilms]

"We lose every week, we lose every week! You're nothing special, we lose every week." 😂

[@omphemetsemoalosi1012]

football fans are brilliant 🤣 "HE'S SHAGGING THE REEEF" lmfaoooo

[@Geokinkladze]

Scottish fans after finding out Andy Goram had been treated for a mild form of schizophrenia: "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

[@iloki5243]

5:23 That's why they have the biggest fan base in the world.

[@krukrok5218]

Racist

[@Arvinda1x]

@@krukrok5218 no

[@pascaltomasovic3586]

@@krukrok5218 who?

[@supergatgaming6166]

1:21 whoever sung that there has mysterely dissapeared

[@ekoeko6994]

Zlatan got him lmfao

[@johannessimonsen5433]

As a spurs fan 2:00 is totally accurate

[@Hessenball]

Lets pretend Lets pretend Lets pretend We won a trophie (other than the Audi cup)

[@kingvanda1567]

0 trophy 😜🤡

[@1sean]

@@kingvanda1567 26 trophies 🏆 ur just another clueless foreigner

[@hahahahhahahah9688]

@@kingvanda1567 26*

[@ba1270]

Small club

[@gillian2954]

I've never laughed so much I love our football lads and lasses xx

[@PrivateBiggles-zx3op]

The last one was the best , very funny shouting your nothing special we lose every week i cracked up

[@Purzify]

The players must have to have alot of mental capability to avoid hearing the fans

[@bookl0ver]

Couple grand a week more than soothes their bruised egos I'd have thought.

[@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888]

"alot"? Idiot.

[@Purzify]

@@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888 okay “idiot” how would you feel being out 1 of 22 people in a crowd way over 50,000?

[@Bad_Artists]

This is the only reason we have a slight edge over some countries in the World Cup as it’s all the same stuff in most others

[@kingsergii5453]

It's amazing how everyone gets on board😂😂😂

[@tangerinetom1268]

More seagulls than fans!😂🍊

[@zaki7212]

"His nose is offside" x2 "His name is Zlatan" "His nose is offside" Zlatan: I've memorized all your faces

[@MLCrow]

No. He got his nose fixed. The jokes about his nose touched him, I guess.

[@Huncho_Rog]

As an American, this is GREAT 💀💀 some of these definitely need to be incorporated into NFL, NBA and MLB, this would get the crowd HYPED

[@christophermontoya9963]

That’s the problem with American Chants. Americans are the most unoriginal in the world. And they’ll repeat the same single chant for decades. It gets nauseating to be quite honest. These dudes in England just come up with them on the fly in a pub or outside a stadium - non of the this “incorporating”

[@smoothbrush4722]

English fan are so cool and funny, respect from romanians fans.

[@samanthasivannia1887]

Racist at the same time... But yeah, they pretty funny

[@dundabird3203]

Sheffield Wednesday v Rotherham "Hey, Rovram, leave them kids alone!"

[@oliverholt9165]

wawaw

[@johnfahey6131]

The irony of someone from Sheffield singing that seems lost on you

[@KJR1905]

First time I’ve heard the park one 🙂 Classic

[@overpricedhealthcare]

2:35 i just noticed it's in the same tune of "bart simpson bouncing"

[@totallynotbmkanymore3125]

That was where it came from.

[@emily_poppyx39]

It’s not Bart Simpson bouncing ffs TikTok ruined this chant. It’s “that is embarrassing”

[@jmcw98]

"Is there a fire drill?" As the spurs fans are leaving is priceless 😂

[@matteomilani5571]

Greetings from Italy!!! 🤗 🇮🇹

[@datcerealbox9976]

These chants are so accurate like I never knew how funny chants could be in football🤣😂

[@MegumiHayashida]

I always have this fantasy that this was the same energy on battlefields but fueled with violent emotions right before a war begins. Humans are amazing

[@fdfsdfsvsfgsg4888]

That's your fantasy? Shit you are one fucked up incel.

[@slap_A_flamingo]

The funniest one must be pretending to score a goal. That was hysterical!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xLozeTV]

Lets pretend we score a goal is Amazing 😂😂😂

[@emzieluvie245]

This vid was randomly recommended

[@football_genius_world]

Is there a fire drill? Best one for me 😂

[@koendoom4694]

Same

[@samfootballgameplay5615]

really got me laughing my guts out!!! felt like i am in a stadium in 2020 Really great and funny compilation Captured the football spirit! cheers mate

[@LegendPoptart]

Holy shit I just love so much how nobody is safe

[@Linkpizzard]

Being chanted by the british in the opposing team would be horrifying

[@notatwitteruser417]

It's a terrifying experience

[@MultiZeek]

0:01 can't tell if it's a Soviet star

[@mosstheboss9320]

It is