FUNNIEST FOOTBALL CHANTS IN ENGLAND (+Lyrics)

[@sidewaysbonobo2107]

'You're nothing special, we lose every week' will forever be my favourite chant

[@gtgagaggagagagga]

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun is to see, Arsenal win away, hey

[@katiecaroll7302]

@@gtgagaggagagagga arsenal 🤮🤮

[@sp8045]

Katie Caroll we won 2 trophies last month. Idc what trophies they are still trophies 🤣 suck it

[@katiecaroll7302]

@@sp8045 lol your shit

[@jimmythebob5728]

Ding Waa fuck offfffff

[@themusic2189]

At a game once, the away fans were quiet for a long time. When they did pipe up the home fans sang “We forgot that, We forgot that, We forgot that you were here”.

[@stranger342]

Lmfao

[@mxdwnfrcemdia]

OOOF

[@TheKiwiBoi69]

That’s amazing

[@olivermoyes5975]

Classic

[@alix-x]

At a football club I go to we just chant at them asking if they came on a skateboard

[@MiamiDolphins-zk4eq]

England fans yelling "You're Shit!....but ya birds are fit" at Swedish fans during last world cup was the highlight of my life

[@briansanchez3898]

To which the Swedish replied “Go home to your ugly wifes”

[@holtender1029]

@@briansanchez3898 bit dead that but fair enough

[@orlandothompson5861]

There was also “you’re only known for your meatballs”

[@blessings515]

@@orlandothompson5861 🤣🤣

[@dilucsdarling]

HONESTLY AMAZING

[@engmak3363]

What i fucking love is that everyones combined voice just sounds like the same stoner northern lad.

[@FALslayer]

If I was stoned at matches the chant would be different every time

[@DylanoRevs]

It's like a damn hivemind

[@L-ghtlessSky]

it always sounds the exact same no matter what

[@realeques]

i think it's impressive how it all seems to have no rythm yet they're all in sync lmao

[@felixhenson9926]

It v definitely has a rhythm! That's just how drunk English men sound lmao

[@blondeslover]

fans : “Are you a man or a woman” random fan : “I can’t see shit”

[@J09-555]

XD

[@yettykenny4496]

Why u have rude picture babe

[@LukantheMClegend3741]

​@@yettykenny4496 it's not rude

[@niamh5541]

Lol I noticed that too I had to go back and watch it like six times

[@kevinarm6499]

The sky tv chant😂😂😂😂 only if we had passionate fans in America. Guess I'll have to fly over the pond

[@146TS]

For the US, replace Sky TV with ESPN.

[@gamaray6406]

146TS or fox

[@M.S1860]

If you want passionate Fans come to the balkans ;) (England kinda sucks if you want to See true passionate soccer) sry 🤷‍♂️

[@jjlfc7403]

@@M.S1860 we want abit of banter mate not fkin literally setting fire to stadiums 😂

[@SamEvansKarting]

@Ollie Herrick MOT wast there like 26 leeds chants in here? ALAW

[@thcrhe8407]

English football chants will forever remain undefeated 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesfletcher7952]

Celtic r Scottish Nd have best fans in all of Europe

[@gianlucagallucci3581]

Italian chants are great and the English stadium atmosphere is nowhere near the greman or italian !

[@tallakhudson9710]

Gianluca Gallucci the atmosphere is a lot more violent and laddish in lower league British football.

[@aryyyyuh]

James Fletcher ehh no.

[@aryyyyuh]

Gianluca Gallucci biased ass

[@_Chen02]

I like how in the final clip "you’re nothing special, we loseevery week" the opponents clap after the chant. feel like it shows theres an underlying love among all football fans that rarely shows, but is always there.

[@garethmaster]

That is English fans when we get close to the final “WE LOSE EVERY TIME YOUR NOTHING SPECIAL” I think we should do that

[@geographyinaction7814]

you're

[@kamilsblogs5158]

The fact that England is able to come up with chants and everyone then chant along so well in such a quick time. 💀😂

[@SimpleFacks]

This is ow we sing in Inglund. If ya don't like it, ya no wair the dor is. Nuff sed.

[@kamilsblogs5158]

@@SimpleFacks propa English geeza 😂

[@Ni.61]

There’s the same few tunes used for all of them, they’re pretty easy to figure out once you’ve got a few words

[@JEE73YT]

Iniiiiit

[@Racc988]

@@SimpleFacksday in the life of a true Brexit geezer

[@bxgames4070]

The ability to make a chant up in different circumstances is an ability only England fans can do

[@theemperor1782]

All of Britain lad

[@GodronATX]

how do they even get the momentum tbh

[@mattialodipasini5094]

That's all of Europe, but England one's maybe are more famous because they're in english... That's an ability that football/soccer gives you

[@5Kato]

​@@GodronATX usually starts in pubs, then a small group starts it and eventually it catches on...

[@sumsie2504]

England fans are mad over football it’s in our blood lmao

[@bradhansen8506]

Props to the goalie for taking it as just banter lol

[@fwebber13]

Yeah... it was. Blues fans are known to have no chill when it comes to banter

[@jamietalbot7254]

@@fwebber13 were a funny lot aint we. Thats why we don't get sore about shit because we know when it comes to bantering were undefeated

[@qafootball9033]

glad he went back to the stand and they cheered him 😂

[@everydayebony]

It is just banter if your British

[@mastab8_tcg]

@@everydayebony its an honour to get a chant made about you from the stands lol

[@narchia161]

I have to admit english fans were louder back then when ticket prices weren't that high in the prem but they won't ever loose any chant battle and they still know how to make the best of a defeat. Especially the ones with the plant pot and "we lose every week, you're nothing special, we lose every week." were just great!

[@davidmorris950]

Lose every week, not loose every week

[@narchia161]

@@davidmorris950 thanks, mr. perfect

[@lexastatevillexa7742]

Nur Der HSV

[@K.Babarossa]

Nur der HSV

[@Uselesscontent-mk4rz]

@@narchia161 not mr perfect it’s an easy spelling

[@GodronATX]

My favorite chant is when they started chanting "Harry potter he's coming for you" at this player who looked like voldemort

[@Mwangimusictv]

Jonjo shelvy

[@michaelacoulthard]

The "You're nothing special, we lose every week" chant will forever be my favourite chant in English football. I remember first hearing it at my local non-league club, and it's stuck with me ever since.

[@HihiouZabimaru182]

Never in my life did I ever think I'd hear thousands of lads chanting "WE WANT OUR DICK BACK" good god I gotta put going to a football game in England on the bucket list!

[@dingram-]

@@GamingGod-fl2yr Sunderland

[@richarddavies5674]

@@GamingGod-fl2yr that was a west ham game

[@seanhartnett79]

lol

[@TonyEnglandUK]

lol I love how even the steward waves it at the crowd as he takes it away 8:26

[@AbitLippy]

Upton Park

[@Tiger516funny]

1:35. "I can't see f**king see sh*t" There's always one.😂😂

[@blueflag-cfc7731]

🤣

[@lorenzotheboss1963]

How many times was Jimmy Savale mentioned 😂

[@stevenbell4053]

All leeds chants regarding saville..as most of the chants are anyway....Yorkshire humour, can't beat it!

[@DAVEPLATINUM]

Alot he is the Local hero of Leeds.

[@bot-ye6mh]

That's leeds for you💙💛💙💛

[@johnmackintosh3952]

@@stevenbell4053 you got to love are Jimmy

[@famousorange1099]

Saville*

[@javianjohnson8746]

7:22 lol that is amazing how they randomly did that chant Lmao why does 1:03 sound so perfect, so perfectly synchronized

[@doransshield9176]

lol

[@RaulEdu33]

Clapping helps a lot to sync the chant tempo.

[@GodronATX]

imagine being a fan getting called out by the entire stadium

[@TonyEnglandUK]

That cabbage in white deserved everything he got.

[@DEATH2NOOBZ]

Wdym

[@lordofreality]

@@DEATH2NOOBZ The crowd chants something about you.

[@LukantheMClegend3741]

​@@DEATH2NOOBZ suck as,"who's that di#k head in the white shirt". Chant

[@indiekiddrugpatrol3117]

As long as you don't act like a nob and get their attention it won't happen

[@howtodoYTvids]

if this was in America.....football would have gotten cancelled

[@impulselht7720]

In England this is just everyday lol

[@aviationnow5103]

Impulse LHT U.K. in middle class areas have more culture than most of the states

[@noahardon5208]

Kobe Bryant same

[@douglasgiebel4698]

Kobe Bryant same here

[@nikolatodorovic8680]

Have you seen the balkans

[@mdqutubuddin772]

"Jimmy saville is probably your dad" 😂😂😂

[@EnterMidnight0]

Trust leeds fans to be involved

[@TkrzTT]

Lmao 😆

[@mad00insane]

English fans are the heart for the game , cant imagination football without them , im so grateful to them .

[@lucilethelightbringer]

Can't IMAGINATION pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@riley2210]

8:23 i love how it cuts from them all chanting to them going “BOOOOOO”

[@MK-cg1dx]

boris for england didn’t age well🤣

[@michcalder88]

Yep. The Leeds fans were chanting "Boris Johnson is a cunt" the other week 😂.

[@crimsaki5273]

Yep...

[@Slaithyte]

Man i want him back

[@LukantheMClegend3741]

​@@Slaithyte same

[@Dredsed]

Bring him back!

[@dylanpoo2129]

If you were deaf and blind you could still tell it’s from the uk

[@josh_monks_8342]

I mean if u were deaf u carnt hear 👂

[@MrBaldypete1]

Can you smell the sweat, cigarettes, beer and pies through your monitor?! :O

[@AlamoOriginal]

@@MrBaldypete1 YES mate, with this much energy YOU CAN 🤣

[@ianmcgowan571]

All this chants all of them sound like the same voice

[@aaronhurst4379]

The accents don't sound all that different, just a vague northern/midlandish mix

[@ciaranhartley4481]

Most of them are Leeds fans

[@djwethat2679]

@@ciaranhartley4481 fuck leeds

[@ciaranhartley4481]

@@djwethat2679 rent free x

[@AlfieHoy17]

because it's all leeds fans as we are superior

[@samgedney5204]

How dare u not include he’s eating a pie

[@JimmyClose]

Bradford? 👌🏼

[@f1andfootballfan993]

Jammer white yes and I believe it was against Chelsea.

[@moist.teabag]

does he want some sauce

[@manutdlists2442]

@@moist.teabag He's got some brown

[@connor0742]

No it was Barnsley

[@dmd9080]

British fans’ chants are incredible on the offensive chants, but also in taking the p155 out of themselves. Truly incredible

[@DinoLoverGaming]

just say piss, you're impressing fuckall by censoring yourself

[@therandommemecat7738]

American: uses chant to cheer up their team Meanwhile the British: uses chant to hilariously insult other

[@TonyEnglandUK]

American sports fans are so cringe. Mind you, Donald Trump probably can't hear them very well at the moment anyway.

[@therandommemecat7738]

@@TonyEnglandUK lmfao

[@therandommemecat7738]

@@TonyEnglandUKthis aged well

[@Random-dn5mx]

At first i thought this was a compilation of Newcastle fans saying Adam Johnson

[@calebstead6892]

howay the ladssssss

[@marcmcburnie2492]

I'm from Sunderland but he is a prick guss that one thing Newcastle has right

[@archdornan3068]

@@marcmcburnie2492 aye mate the only thing them Geordies can get right

[@cunglefox]

@@archdornan3068 we can also get a banging steak pie right

[@archdornan3068]

@@cunglefox can’t disagree with that one lad

[@wilma5764]

Lower leauge football is by far the best. It has a way better atmosphere in my opinion

[@lufclucas194]

Except Leeds

[@elliottspokemon2654]

@@lufclucas194 yep

[@glavaglavatovic4902]

It is great how fans mocking goalie, but at the end of the game they applaud to eachother.. I love English football!

[@My_name_is_Daniel]

It's not great hoe they yell fatty at him

[@nghiaduong656]

4:06 when they all stood up i laughed so hard 😂😂🤣🤣

[@juliandavies1974]

5:05 the way the keeper applauds the crowd, shows its just fun banter

[@markshumskiy9657]

The Sky TV one 😂😂

[@Kilgallon]

Leeds fans at Bristol City.

[@sergil.3423]

Damn 😭😭💀💀🤦🏻‍♂️

[@SR-eo5no]

"what a waste of 40 quid" lol

[@tradincardjames4704]

The kiddy (Kidderminster Harriers) incest chant got me in stitches.

[@gracie6350]

What do u mean

[@idc5309]

@@gracie6350 the kiddy family

[@maxisonpulsus7240]

that’s my home town and i’m in hysterics

[@cliveboulton2408]

Another funny chant from FC United.

[@1393_JoeTurner]

Lol very funny chant IV been to kiddy. ( Kidderminster ) Not Sure If I like it or Not But it wasn't a Social Visit

[@christopherochoa4145]

I imagine they just go about their daily routine in a pack with a chant for everything that happens.

[@its_alright6500]

Fans in 2019: yells in the stadium Fans in 2021: yells at TV

[@davecommentator]

The "My boxer shorts are bigger than this" guy has an epic voice!

[@yarnmisery]

8:58

[@suyogdani2702]

9:25 the best one!

[@hughmungus3306]

It's the Adams Family theme. The way they adapted it into a chant is just great. lmao

[@murdawg_08]

English people just chant about the sussiest things ever. Ayooo

[@Coach_Shiner]

Nah bro that's the Kentucky State Anthem

[@Coach_Shiner]

​@@murdawg_08 They made a song about Kentucky

[@NeilLindsaySutherland]

4:48 The Birmingham accent made this chant even better

[@joodgement3388]

8:50 i love the guy whose like "my boxer shorts are bigger than this" 😂

[@zanik2.054]

7:19 The guy in the background saying "FUCKING WANKER!"

[@taylorhughes6078]

The fact that most of these are leeds shows something💙💛💙💛💙💛

[@stainless9642]

ALAW

[@zachs8276]

As a Chelsea fan, I am so happy that Leeds got promoted

[@calblack4156]

Is there a fire drill

[@lcfc_dylan9967]

@@stainless9642 what does that stand for

[@theowilson8003]

Best thing was when Deano shushed u

[@Ben79Sax]

Was at Forest Brighton and Forest fans singing "does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend know your here?" to which the Brighton fans replied with a chant of "We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits, we pay your benefits, we pay your benefits" When Forest were beating West Ham 5-0, hammers were singing "We want six"

[@dajke9678]

How to bring football back in 5 sec just watch this video

[@liambrock6342]

But the vid ain't 5 secs??

[@abdullahabdilaahi3872]

But this vid dosen’t last for 5 secs.

[@Gaffer_Bouncers]

This is why we're all proud to be football fans no matter what team we support.

[@centurymemes1208]

the only problem is the saltyness and violence at defeat. its fine if its with cursed words and trshtalks but violence is just next level for these lads haha

[@LukantheMClegend3741]

​@@centurymemes1208 it's normal tho

[@darthplagueis3488]

5:24: random guard: I’m not Boris Johnson... Everyone: BORIS FOR ENGLAND!

[@melodycjefferson1323]

These guys have great harmony. I love British accents. Half this shit I have no idea what they're talking about!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@TonyEnglandUK]

It's "taking the piss" but with a funky beat.

[@emnkate3773]

I felt sorry for the goalie who kept getting mean chants :(

[@brew8892]

That's lower league football at its absoulte finest

[@gordonwade6154]

That was Birmingham city FC cause we was playing a team in league 2 and we are in the championship by the Birmingham city FC is known for swearing

[@gordonwade6154]

And it was the fa cup 1st round

[@kaylamfountain]

Emily Williams just banter

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

It's just British banter. They grew up with those.

[@mikhailurmich]

11:22 can't imagine how booring the game was

[@DNSpyromidz]

"My budgie's cage is bigger than this. IT'S GOT A PERCH AND A MIRROR"

[@stormyspires1872]

my favorite too..classic

[@JGbruh07]

As a brazilian lad who loves football, I gotta say UK has the best chants 🤣

[@jakethomas8704]

3:03 this hit different 😂😂😂

[@jamesbell3396]

Mate this is absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 had me full on dying 😂 begggg u do a part 2!!!

[@blueflag-cfc7731]

Happy that u enjoyed my video, and maybe I will do a part 2 at some point

[@cjay6547]

"..it's got a perch, and a mirror...." Some legend, somewhere.

[@phelmet9344]

Yea so I live in Scotland and I can factually tell you... We hear these chants at football matches all the time and its flippin hilarious.

[@realkingofantarctica]

Remember during the World Cup when you couldn't walk 5 metres without hearing people chanting, "It's coming home"? Good times.

[@LanaKir3767]

And France won ! But you have Pogba now ! See the good side ! 👍We kept MBappé though ! 😝

[@TonyEnglandUK]

@@LanaKir3767 England v France, World Cup, 2022, today. COME ON ENGLAND.

[@LanaKir3767]

@@TonyEnglandUK WE'LL SEE ! MAY THE BEST WIN

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

@@TonyEnglandUK france winning

[@jaidengabriel1675]

@@TonyEnglandUK F

[@roysaxton2141]

Adam Johnson chant will never be forgotten

[@bigmaguire9714]

"He's got a plant pot on his head" 😂😂😂

[@alexp1017]

I feel like I learned more about England from this video than decades of reading

[@ManlykefreshINC]

The kiddy family chant had me in stitches 😂

[@sevastigio]

Hello from Greece guys, the "you're nothing special, we lose every week" is by far my favorite! It actually makes the opponent question themselves by speaking the truth!

[@atas2561]

If someone says us Brits are no fun, show them this! (I’m half Brit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧)

[@cait812]

Why include the English flag to say you're a brit

[@atas2561]

@@cait812 Because why not add some?

[@cameronphillips5803]

“Who’s the slapper in the green” 😂😂😂😂

[@user-yx3mx3xr6n]

"Who's the dickhead in the white?"

[@bhudster10]

Aye, thousands of pissed up blokes abusing one woman....hilarious.

[@cameronphillips5803]

You’ve clearly never been to a game have u

[@Jess-rq1ft]

@@cameronphillips5803 Regardless of if it's a football game or not, she was clearly uncomfortable and that was why the guy in white stood in front of her - legally speaking it was sexual harassment whether you like it or not.

[@cameronphillips5803]

@@Jess-rq1ft abuse is shouted at players and rival fans every time there’s a football match it’s how it’s always been and how it will most likely always be if you do not want to put yourself at risk of getting abused don’t go it’s simple

[@all-caps3927]

Ole’s at the wheel will always be the greatest chant, and off course the legendary “let’s pretend we scored a goal”

[@deathkampdrone]

2:15 the "jimmy saville - he's probably your dad" chant cracked me up xD

[@TheChosenNeo]

4:55 *the whole UK Twitter after rashford misses the simplest penalty*

[@ryangriffin18]

This is why we need fans back 😂😂😂

[@tarkanbashllari1627]

9:29 whosever club's fans did it should save it for when they play PSG some day so that they can sing it to Neymar.

[@f1andfootballfan993]

Hahahaha. One of the best comments here 😂😂

[@LighterItHit]

The recurring Jimmy saville chants🤣🤣🤣

[@Giuliano_Iannelli]

“I can’t fucking see shit” gets me every time lmao 😂 😂😂

[@ChristianMartinez-gv2zp]

They’re not even there to watch the football 🤣🤣 Just a couple hours to get drunk an f*ck around

[@sir-maqionsandy8682]

Ngl as a fat goal keeper I probably woulda cry 😂😂😂

[@TonyEnglandUK]

He can handle it. He handles plenty of pies.

[@iancaxton6419]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CB-pr8qi]

Watching this and it feels like it was 10 years ago. Bring back the fans 👍🏻

[@lorenzotheboss1963]

I feel bad for that goalie getting called fatty

[@byronwolf8692]

I'm happy to report its just banter and the goalie waved back apparently at the end of the match. I felt bad until I found this out so don't worry lad

[@jonathand6889]

Just. Banter. Chill

[@noni4117]

probably half of the guys singing are fatter

[@eriklakeland3857]

And the poor drummer “he’s eaten the drum, he’s eaten the drummmm, that fat bastard, he’s eaten the drum” lolol

[@MrMickleover]

Lighten up

[@SuperNicktendoEntertainment]

I love how randomly wholesome the plant pot chant was

[@Cynx210]

As an English man, I’m proud of my country for this absolutely perfect representation of my country.

[@ThatLonelyMeatball]

9:04 WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

[@anuragbengani9333]

8:05 where the fun starts 🤣

[@vboi5697]

If only American sports fans were like this

[@ColossalReaperN7]

I am not a fan of football at all but I live for these chants, im glad to be British at times like this 😂😂😂

[@TonyEnglandUK]

If you're losing 3-0, singing _"She's got a plant pot on her head."_ becomes the highlight of the match.

[@oliverunderdown6112]

Leeds fans are a different breed MOT ALAW 💙💛

[@theshed70]

Can't wait t see you in December..been a long time.. We're be at Leeds in force next yr..Chelsea Leeds,,was biggest North South rivalry for donkeys

[@RugbySam9]

Us Englishmen are mentally connected to make the most retarded but hilarious chants

[@GuatemalanMessi]

England chants are 10 times better that Australian chants and stuff, English chants are great! My favorite one is "Sky ty is f*cking sh*t" That one just did it for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

8:28 I almost burst out laughing in the middle of my office break lmao

[@DontegeheTube]

Girls when their friend is upset: It's okay, I'm here for you. Boys when their friend is upset: 4:28

[@johnathanlyndalekirk6570]

I like how every nationality has its voice when u think of England’s voice u hear the same voice that can be heard in chants

[@stalinemdr2797]

it's in moment like that that i'm proud to be british

[@JEE73YT]

Init same

[@hydroent3744]

They love jimmy savile don’t they 😂

[@bot-ye6mh]

That's leeds for you💙💛💙💛

[@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM]

And so they should, he once taught me how to milk a cow blindfolded ;-)

[@grenadine_0976]

Damn dude. All of you England fans are amazing. Here’s hoping one day we get this crazy in hockey. Much love!

[@jesusruiz3468]

Bro British fans are so relentless. I love it!

[@WillMaskellTaylor]

I came here expecting Leeds chants, I wasn't disappointed

[@roryatkinson3303]

@Ollie Herrick MOT

[@ryangriffin18]

8:58 😂😂😂😂 go on lad

[@craigdavis3217]

The Sky TV chant was legendary for me 😂

[@STOPROLLPOP]

"Take your drum and fuck off home" probably my favorite chant 😂

[@SystematikSoundz]

"He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador - Seoooooooool" Always be one of my favourites - talking about ex-Reading striker Seol Ki-hyeon.