Sonic Dash, Sonic Runners, and THE WORST SONIC GAME EVER MADE

[@GottaBeFrank]

Dylan, why would you prevent the robot rebellion? Motobugs are robots. You can try and reason with them... or be king of the Motobugs.

[@Garrulous64]

I doubt they would accept someone so flawed to lead them.

[@familiavasquez5814]

Omg hi knuckles

[@GottaBeFrank]

@@Garrulous64 They are flawed too! Use your strengths to hide their weakness and vice versa.

[@Garrulous64]

@@GottaBeFrank Thanks for having that much confidence in me lol

[@dylonyoung2521]

@@Garrulous64, you're forgetting about one other handheld sonic game... can you guess what it is?

[@distortlfy-mm]

"Muahahaha! I'm very grateful for your help, Satan." -Dr. Eggman, Sonic Runners

[@rancklycrackly]

Im gald that puyo puyo event happened, and this is why

[@RayNheartZ.]

@@rancklycrackly lmao same, and now that Sonic is in ppt2 it's all connected

[@jadejacobs2221]

@@RayNheartZ. I WANT TO PLAY PPT2 SO BAD OH MY GOD!

[@ericwijaya2119]

Eggman is satanist confirmed

[@thedailybrowser5951]

The makings of Sonic Runners adventure in a nutshell.

[@littlehero360]

"Sonic dash is a simple infinite runner where you swipe side to side to avoid obstacles and collect rings to get the most points" *So basically Sonic Forces?*

[@Josuh]

Dang i can't believe they relased Sonic Forces: Speed Battle for home consoles 😳😳😳😳😳

[@JaylenKiwami]

Sonic forces is not.... Infinite. AND no it's not a jackal either.

[@littlehero360]

@@JaylenKiwami you are correct, but there's also a large difference between the two... *That sonic dash is actually good*

[@JaylenKiwami]

@@littlehero360 never said forces was good.

[@littlehero360]

@@JaylenKiwami I'm not criticizing you bro

[@froggiren]

Remember the time in sonic dash you had to spend 60 red rings just to get a character? That was brutal

[@CrossmareGirlOvia2007]

I wanted Silver SO BADLY that I did that. Every other character I just waited for an event 😂 Okay actually I got my mum to pay REAL MONEY for Espio.. I ran out of Red Rings-

[@CrossmareGirlOvia2007]

@Nicolette Stallone If he was, it was before I started playing. I did get Cream from the roulette if I remember correctly, though

[@CrossmareGirlOvia2007]

@Nicolette Stallone Oh yeah, I remember now. I did get Cream from the daily login. I got Blaze from an event, first time I tried the events, actually! I did only start playing around March of 2019, so I probably missed a load of stuff lol

[@CTOACN]

@Nicolette Stallone me too

[@woahachannel]

I ended up spending 60 rings for Android Sonic

[@graftongazaway5633]

Game com was made by tiger electrictonic games, the games that look like calculators, I learned this from the Angry Video Game Nerd

[@nikostormkilla]

Tiger also did... *THE WRIST GAME!*

[@gamingnubs7628]

The electronic Sonic 2 aint that bad actually.

[@Izhen_UwU]

*THEEEE WRIIIISSSSSTTTT GAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!*

[@graftongazaway5633]

@@Izhen_UwU someone already made that joke sorry

[@graftongazaway5633]

Wow 27 likes, that’s the most I have gotten probably

[@Ninjago-News]

Sonic unleashed mobile! ¡

[@ShibuNub3305]

I remember that! It was complete and utter bullshit!

[@Ninjago-News]

@@ShibuNub3305 😥

[@Pēm̐cā]

Yey

[@Rhyscele]

I remember that

[@burgergud2804]

I was just going to comment that lol

[@Cam10_84]

Fun Fact: Sonic Dash is officially the last game that Ms.Pac Man has appeared in.

[@AmeliaPlayz]

RIP Mrs. Pac-Man

[@beauwalker9820]

I hear Namco/Bandai don't care about her much, because she wasn't made by them originally. Wish game companies would be more open minded about characters like that. (At least, Sega gave the comic characters some love recently.) Also, wish we got a Ms Pac alt costume in SSBU. (Like Olimar/Alf or the Koopalings.)

[@Cam10_84]

@@beauwalker9820 there was a lawsuit between Namco and Atgames for a while about Ms Pac Man

[@Blueflag04]

Oh no....anyway

[@ShibuNub3305]

I still refuse to believe that Sonic Runners Adventure isn’t a hoax. .....It gets harder and harder every day.

[@Bearman851]

That's scott reference isn't it.

[@SSand4]

I refuse to believe that the Game[dot]com wasn't a hoax. :P

[@Bearman851]

@@SSand4 you put 2 "the"

[@SSand4]

@@Bearman851 Fixed, thanks. :P

[@z64gionnoryu]

Ive played Sonic Runners Adventure and can confirm that it isnt a hoax

[@half-pipe9791]

in speed battle, the bots just have character names with a * next to them. adjective + animal names are just the default ones that people dont bother to change

[@leafstorm2986]

That version of Sonic Jam for sure looks like a painful experience and of course the true pain of Chronicles looms in the distance.

[@johnofonett8036]

Actually, the “Animal+Adjective” username stuff was the old way the game gave you a username. It would give you a username when you started up, and then you could change it if you wanted.

[@zaikage386]

Another OG I see

[@themanwithaplan5425]

10:10, no joke, my exact word for word reaction to that "game" was, "is this a bootleg?"

[@Droub_]

UPDATE ON SONIC RUNNERS REVIVAL: currently, the original server guy of revival resigned, so until the devs find a new server host, the game is down.

[@KYRA_RISING]

Newsflash: They’re getting close. They seem to have found a new host and got the website and Discord bots back up

[@BlueFoxB12Productions]

the animal + adjective names in sonic forces speed battle aren't actually bots. they're basically and auto generated name feature for if you want a random name.

[@muii6319]

“No matter how fast I run- I can’t go back in time and play multiplayer on shadow shoot

[@Maloz-se1rf]

The super succy machine will forever haunt me

[@justanactualrealbear]

Damn. Shame to hear og Sonic Runners was canned. Good to hear it got a revival of some kind though. And oof, yeah that Tiger game looked Rough. Looking forward to the Chronicles video. :D

[@birdloaf2117]

That Sonic Jam footage gave me anxiety

[@darksonicyt5430]

Speed battle treats chaos better than forces. Change my mind.

[@kurbii5216]

The way Dylan cares about that random ass robot bug at 1:36 just makes me smile and i dont know why.

[@blazerplaythrough]

6:56 i never knew sonic had satan in a game

[@jadejacobs2221]

fricking SONIC RUNNERS HAD A PUYO PUYO CROSSOVER? WHAT? AWESOME.

[@imizzyirl]

Nintendo would sell it for 60 bucks.

[@neptunnae]

sometimes solitaire is just the superior game

[@zigazav1]

Ha! They called the Dark Prince from PuyoPuyo "Satan"! XD

[@graftongazaway5633]

That’s his name and it’s pronounced sa-tan not what you are thinking of

[@jadejacobs2221]

@@graftongazaway5633 Ah! I did not know that!!! I was going to be worried!

[@mr.leeleeleee7153]

The Tiger Electronic game looks like it was made by a toddler.

[@EliteOcto]

Garrulous hands be like: ⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬆️↗️➡️⬅️➡️

[@blackcloudgd]

Haha! You finally covered it! I did call it out on your Sonic Pocket Adventure video, saying that Sonic Jam on the game•com had the worst way to play Sonic 2, so look yeah.

[@hayond656]

7:57 About that Sonic runners revival I play it Getting characters is pretty easy I got Metal Sonic on like day 2 or something 200 red star rings are easy to get when a story complete gives like 20 each time I don't remember the old Sonic runners and how hard it was to get a character there

[@thisisasupersayin376]

"It's not gonna be out until Febuary, so be on the lookout for some other stuff" Like a Mega Man Powered Up video?

[@Garrulous64]

Probably not, but never say never.

[@Chickenman_or_batman]

@@Garrulous64 Another crash video? Uwu

[@justavulpixlol]

@@Garrulous64 maybe sonic 4? Is not bad

[@smugsneasel]

I feel like Sonic Jam for the Tiger Electronic is the game they make you play in hell. Not too deep where the suffering is active and constant but around the area for people who are just unapologetic jerks.

[@slingshotproductionsplush]

Yes they did do crossovers because I have the Angry Birds in Sonic Dash

[@DarkMastaC]

Sonic Jammed into a system that clearly couldnt handle it, the funniest part is the size of those spirtes, like they cut everything down except for the one thing they probably should have.

[@slingshotproductionsplush]

Sonic forces speed battle is actually online

[@MarioKartGamerDude]

What I remember from my Sonic Runners before it got deleted from the App Store, I finished the story mode, and I had Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Silver, Blaze, Cream, Vector, Espio, Charmy, Amy, Rouge, Omega, Shadow and then Sticks. Never spun the wheel again cuz I already had such a great roster saved up lol

[@rmzing]

Sonic Chronic cannot be ignored. I've been seeing a lot of videos about it as of late.

[@SSand4]

We don't acknowledge the Tiger Game[dot]com. That gets kicked under the couch with Sonic Shuffle, Highlander 2: The Quickening, and all the other things that *_never happened._*

[@jayceallen6530]

Speed battle is so bad because they add even more broken characters every update and getting hit by one item or running into a single thing can cost you the whole race and the worst part is that how many points you get after a race is completely randomized

[@wariowahwah580]

I just decided to re-download the Sonic Dash games again since I apparently missed out on a lot. I used to play Sonic Dash 1 during the time Sonic Lost World was getting promoted, which feels way too long ago for my comfort. Now that I got the game back, everything looks so alien.

[@DreadLockedCipher]

Now I see where Sonic.exe got the inspiration.

[@ericwijaya2119]

Garrulous64 : teases Sonic Chronicles Me : can't wait for this review to take 2 years in the making

[@Cat-Lillie]

It really feels like I'm the only one who actually kinda likes Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood. It was the second Sonic game I ever played though, with Sonic X on the Leapster being the first, so my standards might be pretty low.

[@pkthefirst1524]

Yo Sonic Runners was hype as hell

[@lore-g5h]

Idk if people already said this, but the animal + adjective names aren't bots, they're just default randomly generated names, the bots are * followed by character name (e.g. *Sonic)

[@friendlycryptid6797]

4:25 oh... So people actually mite mistake me for a bot. That's fun. I'm glad the Fandom kept Sonic runner's alive & improved.

[@rancklycrackly]

Wait there actally real people

[@bagelgod946]

I’ve been playing sonic forces (speed battle) since early 2020 and I have unlocked every character (aside from the new zavok) and have paid nothing. The only thing that I have found myself short on is rings to level up the characters but that’s not really a big deal. The lack of micro transactions in this game is amazing for a Mobile game

[@totallynotditto1573]

Sonic runners revival

[@SluggishRain]

4:34 Well, I’ve been controlling Tails by myself in Sonic 2 instead of letting Imaginarybot do it for me.

[@Monhamd1000]

You have a good point Dylan!

[@faroukgo4988]

Love your comedy, clever and not obnoxious

[@RealXLMaster]

Actually the reason why people have animal names in Sonic Forces Speed Battle is because in 2021 you were forced to have an animal name, you couldn’t have a custom name

[@manux3097]

Silence for people's who had this version of Sonic jam when they were little

[@Sklumbo]

Old video I know but sonic runners revival let's you purchase characters with red rings or regular rings straight up if you don't wanna do the wheel :)

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

I grinded for Excalibur sonic in forces and i have no regrets

[@imonexuslol]

dude fun fact i really love sonic chronicles the dark brother hood

[@Keanine]

I dunno if I just played Sonic Runners Revival too much or if they adjusted the end of level rewards, but you seem to get red rings pretty often just by playing it, I have a ton of characters

[@toxicrubie]

When I saw the Sonic Jam portion of the video it just gave me a existential crisis of why does anything exist

[@Balibali418]

Nice video, always nice to see my favorite content creators suffer lmao. Btw I actually by chance redownloaded Sonic Dash when the Pac-Man event was going on, managed to get him and it's actually kinda broken, quite frequently there are just big pellets scattered around which instantly fill your dash gauge.

[@Garrulous64]

That's crazy. But thanks a bunch man! I appreciate it!

[@LyingTuna]

I was so happy to find a copy of Sonic Jam for like $3 at a local thrift store. Shit's just adorably bad.

[@bowl2609]

Having him do these visual representations make this video even better

[@gothiiispiderz]

I don't see the problem with Sonic Chronicles, I personally love it.

[@aria3110]

I love how you began this with an amazing intro.

[@kaistudios5536]

I remember when I had Sonic Dash 2 Sonic Boom on my Tablet, and the game glitched one day. I had access to an infinite supply of Rings and Red Rings along with every single character. My main two would be Shadow and Tails [as the third option would range between the other characters]: since if you died, Tails would give you an extra life, and Shadow's ability to destroy enemies and mines really came in handy. Alas, when my Tablet broke, I lost that game and have not downloaded it again since on any recent devices (but let me tell you, I was A GOAT AT THE GAME, NOBODY COULD TOP ME!).

[@speedthehedgehog4967]

Btw in Sonic dash 2 Sonic boom, Sonics ability is Dash magnet. Basically Sonic can attract rings to him

[@nathanielwolff3192]

Your upcoming suffering from Sonic Chronacles shall sustain me.

[@jamalchoudhury1102]

I am sure that they either lost a complete version and rushed what we had today of mainly because it is bulky and slow so they made a few levels.

[@Dots988]

When I saw sonic runners adventure I thought it was made by a guy on roblox just by looking at the models.

[@finnbai]

Sonic Forces Speed Battle is actually a good time. Also when you could unlock Movie Sonic and I grinded like sh*t. Sadly I was like 5 cards away from unlocking him.

[@prismaticwisp]

took me a month to get blaze in forces speed dash then i got the event blaze right at the end of the event

[@jadariewilliams]

I must like because off the pain you went through when playing sonic jam

[@HoldmyApplejuice]

i know , when ever i talk about sonic they think im talking about that terible mobile game

[@smasherthebluecat4682]

Let's call Sonic Jam on the game com, Sonic Game Con. Forces had more effort put into the game than Sonic Game Con ever did.

[@TheMGMfan]

I was actually really interested in getting Sonic Jam on the Game-com about half a year ago because of my desire to play as many Sonic games as I can; however, I don't own a Game-com, so I can't yet. Never bothered looking into how much both the game and system cost, but it would still be cool to have them both.

[@bananabike279]

Man I miss Sonic Runners... until I was reminded by this video that the Revival exists!!

[@deppo436]

Idk about anyone else but I don't seem to have the same animosity towards Chronicles. I was just happy to play another Sonic game on my DS.

[@BlueRainbow101]

Dash is an alright game when you want some mindless fun but honestly I liked it more before the big updates. The enemy design got babyfied and it takes forever to unlock characters now

[@retro356]

Sonic runners really was a gem

[@gemanimates]

"Muhahahaha! I'm very grateful for your help, Satan."

[@f0ldbl]

What wrong with Sonic dash is the fact they changed the model of the crab meat. Plus they added tap to roll feature. Also the game was better when it was old

[@TheWax70]

Just listen to that high quality GameCom music. 🎵😎🎵

[@Garrulous64]

Listening to it for longer than I did would have adverse side effects for sure

[@SteelStormStudios_]

its was so weird when you started with sonic dash cuz i was playing it as you talked about it

[@redhotsonic]

5:51 - Nope, still haven't played it. I really should as I've heard many good things about it. I'm just not much of a mobile gamer.

[@Garrulous64]

It's worth a shot. Bluestacks is a good option if you don't want to use your phone

[@ZeekeyProductions561]

“Single player” Me: *Cough* *Cough* party mode with bots only *Cough* *Cough*

[@Exodiathetormentor2007]

Remember someone at Sega or Sonic team mispelled the name boo as boob in Sonic runners Halloween event?

[@weirdwaterboy8224]

“It’s not gonna come out until February”

[@benplus1503]

I beat all twelve levels of Sonic Jam because of this video. It was legitimately impossible without using Tails to fly over everything.

[@Jesterman]

Still waiting on the Sonic advance 3 review

[@Garrulous64]

I'm convinced it's just a gag at this point, but thanks for mentioning it

[@SluggishRain]

You’re wrong

[@Garrulous64]

@Red Da Douche Hog just this guy.

[@Garrulous64]

@Felixman 128 Hopefully someday. But the other ones, now those are games I want to cover

[@supermannygamer2003]

Ah yes a fellow robot rebellion stopper Continue with your work my comrade

[@coffeedrummergaming079]

Sonic forces speed battle‘s Bots are always called the name of the character that the bot plays and a * at the end

[@Velocity_91]

Sonic runners adventure is the only sadly way we can experience sonic runners

[@alphacat77]

The game com sonic 2 is the sonic equivalent of playing cyberpunk on a base ps4

[@Garrulous64]

More like playing it on a PS3

[@PeterP616]

I love Sonic Runners Revival so much, the game is great and I can play it for hours on end without getting bored. Also Sonic Runners Adventure would be good or at least better if it had Silver in it.

[@multimania4151]

As soon as I heard about the game,com and sonic jam for the game,com i was like I HAVE TO HAVE IT IN MY COLLECTION NOW AND IF I DO NOT GET IT I WILL HAVE A 5 DAY NONSTOP SONIC MOVIE AND CARTOON MARATHON AND STAY UP ALL DAY AND NIGHT UNTIL I FINISH THE MARATHON UNTIL I FIND A GAME,COM AND SONIC JAM FOR THE GAME,COM

[@Mentleif]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned watching this channel, it’s that 06 and Forces are not the worst Sonic games. And Classic Sonic isn’t completely perfect. Sonic 2 on the Game Gear and Sonic Jam for the Gamescom for example.

[@Garrulous64]

Forces isn't even close to worst. It's mediocre

[@LegoSonic-p2f]

Sonic Dash now has Super Sonic.

[@bestwitch4414]

Finally someone who thinks dash 2 is better than dash 1

[@mikeydowikey4140]

The only crossover event characters I got were Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Sonic from the Sonic Movie

[@technicalsock2465]

1:33 Fact: You have to _kill_ that fella in order to unlock Tails

[@beauwalker9820]

"Sonic Runners Adventure" was "disappointing?" I enjoyed it.

[@nobodycares607]

Its terrible compared to sonic runners og

[@SilversGamer]

This Game is GARBAGE, the FRUSTRATION.

[@Gobpert]

finally an actual grown man talks about a game and doesn't go "sonic dash really fun gaems so funny evry gaems"