Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) - The WORST Game EVER Made! (Review/Retrospective)

this was the worst thing i've ever experienced (or maybe it was the best?)
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0:00-0:23 - preamble
0:23 - intro
3:12 - beginning
4:17 - Soleanna
6:18 - Wave Ocean
9:48 - Egg-Cerberus/shenanigans...
12:18 - Dusty Desert
13:20 - Silver
14:11 - White Acropolis & Crisis City
16:23 - Flame Core
18:09 - Iblis
18:53 - Radical Train & Egg-Genesis
19:16 - Tropical Jungle
19:57 - Wave Ocean (Tails)
20:26 - Kingdom Valley... and perhaps DreamyBull
25:54 - Aquatic Base
28:21 - Egg-Wyvern
29:22 - outro
32:24 - credits
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[@notachargeshot6325]

Another branch in to Citonix cinematic universe? Jack is dead forever, and a Geometry Dash channel is born in that tragedy. This is another video that really hits the old spirit of KZbin, makes me feel nostalgic even though it's only been released for 10 hours.

[@Cytonox]

All future Jack commentary shall be conducted via a ouija board seance ritual held in front of my microphone. Glad we nailed the classic style, that is truly the highest honor

[@aarontruong354]

I dare say this is your finest work, but as all great artists are told at some point in their lives (maybe idk), your finest work has yet to come. I was not expecting this at all, this was well worth the wait and I gotta respect how y'all went above and beyond to make this one special. I have zero intention on playing this game but it looks about as bad as everyone says it is. I only voted for it for the memes, but now I feel kinda bad we had to put you through that lol. We don't hate you Jack ❤

[@nootnewt7769]

Pretty solid but, well damn, I guess part 2 of ff16 will just never come lol

[@Cytonox]

video purgatory...coming soonish!

[@doctoromega009]

I really like the humuor of this channel. Keep it up.

[@PizzaMan879]

Great vid guys!👍 Hopefully, Alex can hold down the fort until Jack makes his escapes. LOL 🔥💀🔥

[@solitudeguard3138]

This the best thing you guys made 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@anthonycrank6406]

Can't lie, I needed this today. Hadn't laugh this in a long time!😂 Thank guys your the best. PS: WE WILL MAKE YOU PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO!

[@Cytonox]

glad we could help! and OVER OUR DEAD BODIES!!!

[@deepcownewnosh]

Thanks for making this video 👍 I will never understand how anyone defends this game. Also 6:48-6:54 was hilarious 🤣

[@LeaveTheMark_YT]

Because there actually are some decent aspects about the game that are worth appreciating?

[@TitaRussellTrails]

I will say I am glad a lot of later sonic games made it where getting hit doesn't take all your rings and instead takes a fixed amount

[@naniyotaka]

Just saying… Shadow the Hedgehog had that mechanic and it was release one year before S06 so they already knew how to implement it but they choose not to.

[@TitaRussellTrails]

I'm gonna be honest I don't remember much about Edgy the Hedgey other than that dam fourth Chaos Emerald@@naniyotaka

[@DarkH10]

That was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm glad you finally show your faces, like I don't mind if a KZbinr doesn't show his face but I still notice it. By the way, do you know that a lot of peoples really love the true final boss of that game ? Also as side note, that game looks incredibly broken.

[@rpgfan1187]

Excellent video, Guys! I haven't played Sonic '06, but just watching Jack play through it felt painful. I can't imagine the horror of actually playing through it, myself. In case you guys were wondering why I disappeared from Discord, I realized that I'd been spending too much time on the platform (social media can be pretty addictive for me) and was neglecting other stuff in my life, so I decided to drop my Discord account. I'll still continue to watch your videos, though, so don't worry about that. You can count on my viewership and subscription to last. Anyway, this was an outstanding video from you guys. I look forward to the System Shock Remake video and your other future uploads, too!

[@Cytonox]

Glad you enjoyed! I’m playing system shock right now, as a matter of fact. Just learned the hard way that you need to save semi often (lol). Coming soon!

[@rpgfan1187]

@@Cytonox Yeah, it's a pretty challenging game, so saving often is always a good call. I also recommend keeping multiple saves in case you save in a bad spot or something.

[@Cytonox]

I'm currently at the executive floor, really liking it so far. How far would you say I am through the game if I'm like semi-far in this area?@@rpgfan1187

[@rpgfan1187]

@@Cytonox If you've reached the Executive Level, then I'm pretty sure you've at least destroyed the laser Shodan was aiming at Earth. Assuming you've covered pretty much all of Medical and Research and done the areas you have access to in Reactor and Maintenance, then you're maybe 1/3 to 2/5 of the way through the game. If you've also done stuff in the 4th and 5th levels (as it's possible to go there before Executive but not necessary, since they're tied to subsequent objectives), then it would be even more. The nonlinearity of this game makes it difficult to say for certain, though, especially since you have to revisit some levels for certain objectives. Hopefully, you found the Laser Rapier in the Maintenance Level. In both this version and the original game, that became my go-to melee weapon for the rest of the game.

[@Cytonox]

@rpgfan1187 yep, found the rapiee! i did basically everything on floors 4 and 5 i think, blew up their server rooms and most of the cameras etc. Got a bunch of explosives from floor 4 along with the rad suit. And yeah, laser has been averted. I like the rapier the most but if i need a gun ive been using either the magnum or the electric jolt gun that uses energy for bots

[@PizzaMan879]

Hey, do you plan to force Jack to play through the other campaigns, or is this just some thing for one video?

[@Cytonox]

Alex here, it’s just one video. Not enough time to do those two campaigns cuz Jack needs to be at my house to do it (impossible during college) and I don’t even own the xbox or game myself (They were both borrowed from a friend of mine). Honestly, the only thing he’s really be missing would be the final boss and the sonic kissing Elise part which he knows about anyways. It would not be that entertaining to rehash the same stuff over and over and make for a diluted, less fun project. We will probably return to this formula though, it was a blast to make a satisfying to see how it came out

[@TitaRussellTrails]

Live action Jump Scare

[@Lonewolf360gaming]

Seeing yall go collectively mad over this game was hilarious

[@jambles3752]

23:13 sent me flying across the room. …literally

[@MrK-bw5oh]

holy shit it actually came out this summer.

[@mac6626]

I just fell to my knees. Kino. Kino. Raw as shit.

[@reed2424]

29:52 what level is that to the left

[@Cytonox]

It’s a level I’m making in the editor

[@gramlar3506]

This was fun!

[@gramlar3506]

The game looks absolutely horrible though

[@Cytonox]

It really is a piece of shit, lol

[@brianvillatoro6588]

Noo the old thumbnail is gone😭

[@igg7865]

how do y’all look exactly how i pictured y’all

[@killzonexbattleshak2276]

Will at least you had to try aline cologne mlagie

[@twistedturnip8487]

Now play the total 180 of fun that is project 0-6

[@dachannelfire7049]

Did you guys get hacked again?

[@Cytonox]

nope, this is us in the flesh

[@conno927]

i saw the first thumbnail 😭😭😭😭

[@conno927]

explain

[@user-mj7lo9oo4u]

I got a question i hope you will have time to answer. I understand you guys don't like kingdom hearts much from watching your videos. Even though it is my favorite video game series of all time I still enjoy your content and been watching all your videos since i found your channel 4 months ago and have honestly agree with most of your boss rankings in just about every game you have ranked, bosses are my favorite thing in video games by the way. My point and question is were you really just trying to make yourself suffer for our entertainment this time. Because even if kingdom hearts is known for its insane and just plan crazy story and combat not being as good as say devil may cry 5 or 3 by no means, I think most anyone know even sonic fans that it is a more functional game than sonic 06. It at least plays good. The only i can say that plays near as bad was the game play in 358/2 days. And thats just because its bland. I mean i also played ever sonic game and the only one that has more glitches than 06 is sonic boom. I pretty sure you know this and really just wanted to suffer which is still hilarious and made for a great video. The only way i think you hurt your self as much playing kingdom hearts would be to actually try to understand the the story which i can say definitely changed a person mental state as someone who does. But I do think you made the right choice in what would be the more entertaining trype of pain to watch, which was just playing the most glitches game you could find. Anyway my avorite video is asuras wrath not enough people know about that game or hate it for its quick time event usage, but if there is a game that does it the best its that one. Also excited to see the second part of ff16 because you did not put ofin in the first part and he was my favorite boss because after titan and bahmaut being AMAZING spectacles he was a true sword fight and honestly harder to me than ultima. The fight honestly to me eould only work in regular clive form and not iftit. Anyways sorry for the long message and i hope you read it and even though i may be a kingdom hearts fan whose opinion might not matter much, just know your guys opinions on bosses I do value and I hope your channel continues to grow!

[@Cytonox]

Alex here, I own the kingdom hearts collection but have only played the first one. I made it to the jungle level but just could not stand the controls/combat, and I think the premise is stupid. I’m a big fan of final fantasy, but I’ve never been a Disney person so I don’t care about Donald Duck and stuff, especially when he’s adamantly refusing to heal me the whole time (lol). I have heard 1 is by far the worst, but I feel no inclination to play the others. Jack is even more hostile than I, I can say with 100% certainty that he will never play any of them again (he too, suffered the first one). I *might* play one, but only in a context similar to this video where our goal is the humiliation of the game moreso than any attempt at growing fond of it

[@user-mj7lo9oo4u]

@@Cytonox And as a kingdom hearts fan. I can say without a shadow of a doubt. I completely and totally UNDERSTAND. I find it absolutely amazing that I can tell you when I first played it in 2003 when I first got my PS2 that the deep jungle was were I also got stuck and also stopped playing in frustration the first time. Later it was the riku fight. I also play it for the final fantasy because the other game I got when I first got my PS2 was FF10 which you can bet was what I went straight to after the jungle. I rather get lost in some blitzball or try to dodge 200 lighting bolts than get lost in the jungle of Tarzan lol. Never been into Disney much only Pixar back in the day. But thanks for answering! 1 more question. I understand that the second part of the ff16 video is going to take a bit and no rush but do you think it might come out within say March of next year. The reason I asked about that date exactly is because a lot of people think ff 7 rebirth comes out that month for some reason and I was just hoping to at least get to see the ranking of 16 before you guys play that one. Again no rushing I just honestly letting you know what I keep hearing about a release month. Take all the time you need. I know editing can be hard and I want to see the video the best it can be because I like seeing Odin in the best way possible. Even though he was the opposite of Clive and a momma's boy he was the definition of POWER the moment three of his main attacks were just Virgil's from devil may cry. I immediately felt MOTIVATED to beat him then. I pretty sure you can see what I did there and I not entirely sorry but am a little ashamed but meme are too powerful. I just hope he is not the bottom of the second half. I know you guys LOVE spectacle so I like 95 percent sure titan bahamut and of course ultimately will probably be higher because ultimately is to me easier so not to me better than Odin but without a doubt it has more spectacle and has the majority of the fight as regular Clive. All I hoping is he is top 10 maybe even top 7. Again sorry to go so much into a long message but yeah. Whenever you do make that video I will definitely comment on my top 10. Anyway good luck with everything.

[@Cytonox]

@@user-mj7lo9oo4u FF16 part 2 will absolutely be out by then. The main challenge is that there are two kinds of videos, in a sense, for us. Type one are “mandatory videos”. These are anything we are legally compelled to create, and generally under a time constraint. Examples would be anything related to a game key we were given or a patreon video. The other are “whenever videos” that we can upload at our leisure, technically speaking. While we want to get FF16 part 2 out soon (and its close to done, really) we need to finish system shock and bioshock before august is done, as well as cover blasphemous 2 when it comes out in a week or so. As a result, it’s been pushed by necessity to an early/mid september release per my estimate. Just the way the cookie crumbles

[@jboyathegamer]

Bro 06 is the best game i swear im nkt biased just cause it was my first but to me it has lost potential

[@Westman230]

Oh boy you thought sonic campaign was hard just wait until you do shadow campaign 🤣🤣🤣