Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture

[@punkpossum6192]

my favorite thing about this video is when people remind the lecturer to talk about minor batshit crazy details and the realization hitting him and him exasperatedly acknowledging said batshit crazy detail (ie "ohh i forgot about the man in the pickle suit")

[@maxhydekyle2425]

The god damn pickle man

[@guywhotellsthetime1585]

Ooh ya the bear

[@jessehenderson2967]

Pickleman is my favorite character

[@quinndaniels1928]

I'm telling you, it was a man *dressed* as a *pickle!!!* The funniest shit I've ever seen

[@supercamborg4218]

I saw this comment as he was talking about the pickle suit

[@ratska96]

I really wish there were legit classes like this, where you can just sit in on someone talking about the most bullshit thing that they have a ridiculous amount of knowledge about.

[@canalsincontenido]

they are called cheap college

[@Carandini]

I thought they were called gender studies

[@Testcat]

Carandini choked on my drink

[@raikuFA]

It's called 90% of college courses.

[@steveharrison4100]

You can. They're called university English courses, and the BS thing they teach is deconstructionism.

[@olookslike0]

I love how in the middle of the lecture, someone (Best guy I think) asks "Are we close to Chris-Chan?" and Ben Saint doesn't automatically assume he means "physically." you can almost see Ben try and piece together how he's gonna respond to that, thinking it's like a spiritual question.

[@grumspf3340]

I'm sad that they clarified because I would have loved to see him answer that question.

[@stephenfiler3204]

I think he was going to say something like "We are pretty deep in the chaos of Chris's mind" or "Chris is on another plane"

[@garrettecstasy1568]

dude i thought of it spiritually while reading your comment lolll

[@Jrez]

I think he thought it meant like "in the timeline, how near are we to present-day CWC?"

[@krodmandoon3479]

He was trying to think of a polite way to say "Yes, you guys are all autistic retards."

[@trevor6658]

"Sonichu's not real. He's a fictional character." 2019 Chris would disagree with half of that statement.

[@wormdeath]

Sonichu is in the real world now and Chris is in C-197 as we speak

[@iceee420]

@@wormdeath what is a c-197?

[@wormdeath]

@@iceee420 C-197 is the name of the dimension that Chris believes all fictional characters live in, including all the Sonichu characters and any other OC's

[@poggerpogger7663]

@@wormdeath that sounds like something from Rick and Morty tbh

[@wormdeath]

@@poggerpogger7663 haha true, I mean, according to Chris Chan, Rick and Morty should be in C-197 as well so it technically is from Rick and Morty (using Chris Chan logic of course)

[@danielforrest5700]

"Well Chris Chan is starting to be boring" Boy I wish it was.

[@TheAbigailDee]

A simpler time

[@braedenmclean5304]

@@TheAbigailDee a better time

[@meursault7030]

Yeah, when he said that I made that sucking noise that mechanics make when they open up the bonnet of a fucked engine.

[@notnot7899]

Does this count as a religious studies credit?

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

Indeed it does.

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

Yes, you’re technically a priest now. Congratulations, Father.

[@ornery654]

Now go and zap to the extreme.

[@echomikoart]

definetly.

[@bleachdrinker5448]

Only in CWCville.

[@PhoenixRoseYT]

I was legit sitting here correcting this guy about Chris-tory. Like I found myself yelling “ugh he worked at Wendy’s not Burger King!” What have I become

[@kyles.8332]

You’ve become so numb

[@thomasl1061]

We have evolved so much.

[@KasperMcKay]

Kyle S. And so tired yet so much more aware

[@superorangecat6937]

Same with me and him talking about Fridays at Five being on Wednesdays.

[@rpb7003]

This really was a super lazy effort. Ben is just trying to gain some fame by attaching himself to Christory. He's basically a middle-aged Bluespike.

[@notsoshabbymerchant6518]

this video has become white noise for my daily life now

[@andrew_cunningham]

The number of Binding of Isaac runs I have lost to this lecture alone can no longer be estimated. Every time I peer a little deeper into the fathomless ocean of Chris-Chan lore I feel this video calling me back with renewed purpose...

[@GrampsEXCMARK]

This video and I conquered spelunky.

[@jiggycalzone8585]

This has consistently hit differently every year

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

It really do, don't it

[@plaguis1391]

I'm back here for the first time in about 2 years to see if anything sounds unusual or funny with current context

[@waltbriggs1821]

This is my first time here, I found Ben’s video on mega man and decided to check out his other stuff

[@AspenBrightsoul]

@@waltbriggs1821 Let me be the first to apologize profusely.

[@markgado8782]

Chris brought me here.. I'm broken.. 😲😳🥺😔 😅🤣😂🤣😂

[@Cuestar]

can you talk about Chris Chan for 4 more hours please? I've watched this video like 20 times.

[@isaiah2261]

It needs to be updated after the recent video of Chris doing a rendition of Smash Mouth "SMASH" hit All-Star

[@commcrimson9999]

@@isaiah2261 His thing is so bent it’s insane

[@RemnantTheWolf]

Glad its not just me.

[@noxmage6828]

I keep coming back. I like the lecture aspect of this.

[@Eternal-pj8zh]

Just put it at .25x speed

[@lennypayne4241]

"Sonichu" sure was smarter than my idea. I made a comic book series called "The Adventures of Sonic and Pikachu" and instantly got a lawsuit.

[@professionalfangster1510]

I'm not sure if you're serious, but do you still have it?

[@maffewiisonofmaffew3631]

I literally stole another kid's character in junior high school and started making cartoons featuring it for the classmates. Then my sociopath friend kicked him out of our friend group for no apparent reason. That guy was a good guy. We should have kicked out the sociopath. Of course we couldn't. He was a sociopath... he was much too dangerous.

[@thechosenfundead6626]

@@maffewiisonofmaffew3631 what character?

[@Twinklethefox9022]

After seeing this. I'm honestly terrified to make webcomics about any of ocs. Chris might find them since 2 of them are from fandoms he's interested in. And don't want him putting my characters in his comics and making them do strange things..

[@bellarkcox1243]

@@Twinklethefox9022 He's in jail now, so you don't ever have to worry about that now.

[@josebrumbo]

He's basically just Chris but gay

[@Connorgallus]

Josephman900 "More like Chris but he's given into his gay urges"

[@nightmarekinggrimm7259]

your pic just made this words even better good sir

[@billvolk4236]

Fun fact: the main reason it's so easy to read it this way is that Chris couldn't even bring himself to write the word "gay" in that issue, so he instead had Reldnahc describe himself as "open." This really makes it look like his only point of difference from Chris is that he is *openly* gay.

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

@@billvolk4236 That always tickled me how in the earlier Chris sagas, he is so fucking uncomfortable and insecure about his sexuality being questioned that he literally could not say the word "gay" in a normal / non-silly voice, or oftentimes completely replacing it altogether with ridiculous euphemisms. My favourite was the Axe video/deodorant-rant where he literally says _"People of the _*_wrong_*_ orientation..."_

[@Jrez]

Even as a tomgirl, he bashes homosexuals

[@AnonsFunFactory]

"The Bear Incident" - "The Oil Tanker Incident" Christopher is living in a real life bad-metal-gear game.

[@Connorgallus]

AnonsFunFactory "Metal Bear?"

[@raimon970]

AnonsFunFactory I mean there was liquid chris too

[@danielyoung6778]

raimon970 but we've yet to see venom Chris and solidus Chris

[@JVenom]

Just wait. I'm sure it'll happen rofl.

[@CruelestChris]

YoDa BaKi THEY PLAYED HIM LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

[@Tunkkis]

Liquid Chris is a cancer doctor nowadays, which is pretty cool.

[@redshepherd32]

he fared better than his fictional namsake to say the least

[@downnice95]

Liquid Chris dealt with cancer in human form known as Ian Brandon Anderson

[@sassydispatch8934]

He really is the better version of Chris

[@NeoIsrafil]

So what youre saying is that Liquid Chris has always been interested in defeating cancer of all kinds. Lol

[@neetwithajob]

whoa holy shit. that's awesome.

[@thatregiskid]

I have developed a deep spiritual connection with the posters on the wall, the spirit of Goof specifically. Thank you for these daily reflections and tidings.

[@dozydoe5245]

Goofy is best anime waifu

[@rutger5510]

You know humanity reached it's peak when people spend their limited time on earth documenting and archiving some random autistic man's life and drawings

[@freeecountryy]

It's all downhill from here

[@ImaTroper]

Captain Brandon Horror Lover Blaming his parent would work... IF his sibling had turned out as fucked up as him. Which they didnt. If people hadn't fucked with him and documented his stupidity he'd be harrassing people and burning down homes with impunity. Fuck him.

[@cosmicfaeriedust4009]

it's because he's creepy

[@billvolk4236]

He's not the first. There was Daniel Johnston before him, and Henry Darger before him, amd William Blake before him...

[@Bittergamer1886]

I mean, the case with Henry Darger isn't necessarily applicable to this. While Darger wasn't perfect, he is WAY better functioning than Chris, almost normal if not reclusive. The neighbors he actually had had great love for Darger. Not to mention that Darger received NO recognition for what he did in his life until a short while before his death- all the things we know about him come posthumously and details are scant, whereas we know EVERYTHING about Chris. EVERYTHING. And plus, Darger's art is actually worth a damn. If the auctions on his work are to be believed, a whole LOTTA damns.

[@StuffWePlay]

This is great! I'm switching my major to Sonichu Studies immediately!

[@madscientistshusta]

I keep coming back to this, it's...so.. facinating!

[@StardustMegu]

Me too!!

[@shoehunter3928]

This is the only class. You passed

[@joaonunes7783]

Stuff We Play this is a major in cringe studies

[@seretonindealer9440]

I love this.

[@crater2001]

If this was a a actual class, I would go to college.

[@pk.002]

Having taught a college course myself, I'd love the opportunity to have an entire off topic class to cover Chris Chan or similar Internet phenomena.

[@CheebscastCheebs]

If this was a class, I would get an A

[@randomshyte9989]

Chris-torians are the thing of the future when the universal merge happens 😳🕋👌

[@doritos4956]

@@randomshyte9989 that isnt a college lmao

[@them.]

I always just thought Sonichu was a normal bad comic and Chris-Chan was just the typical type to make that that's more cringe than dumb, but as soon as I heard the words "He thought Jay-Z was Nintendo's lawyer" I knew I was in for a wild ride with that bastard

[@savadaflava1120]

I'm sure some people are on KZbin rotting their brains with Top 20 junk and meme compilations, but we are here investing in ourselves and our educations. Bravo to the cultured viewers watching this.

[@neurotelepath]

hate to break it to you, but the viewers of this will be buried in the same ground as the folks binging watchmojo videos

[@lupomagnotto8306]

Face Melter Don’t you dare put me in that category good sir.

[@neurotelepath]

Lupo Magnotto Maybe it's a hard pill to swallow, but a bunch of internet trolls fucking with an autistic person is hardly high-brow entertainment

[@savadaflava1120]

@@neurotelepath Most viewers of this will be interred in masoleums. We will not be buried in *dirt.*

[@franzferdinand5150]

@@neurotelepath I will be buried in the sands of Mecca

[@RebelPixels]

This was legitimately fascinating.

[@boi8558]

Rebel Pixels yes

[@randommanwill802]

TheOriginal GGHarasser I remember I was in college when contact was first made. I almost failed out of college because he was so fascinating to watch.

[@ancientapparition1638]

moonman moonman cant you see

[@AxieLotl]

666 likes w o a h

[@anmlowo4765]

i couldnt digress

[@PikaPetey]

This is amazing. im so glad this was recommenced to me.

[@ternikw178]

Pikapetey Animations why are you actually everywhere?

[@Kaanfight]

Petey, are you ever going to do a sonichu fan animation?

[@OblivionFalls]

I would love a sonichu fan animation. Then again, I could always just make it myself

[@azn9120]

They have a sonichu animated parody

[@ShadowDRGN]

Don't be so hard on him man, he's jobless, let the animator go wherever he wants.

[@zacksreviews2001]

I love how there are a bunch of anime posters in the background but then there’s just Goofy in the middle of it all.

[@aldric2252]

not out of place though

[@wildquakeofsrg6147]

Zack's Reviews kingdom hearts

[@Caydiem]

The Goofy rendition of "Wake me up Inside" goes perfectly with this observation.

[@professionalfangster1510]

I mean, anime is short for "animation", so...

[@Jess-jt4zf]

But... But... Goofy *is* my favourite anime!

[@MCDreng]

1:03:40 people didn't "say" she was killed by Optimus Prime, Chris actually drew an Autobot logo on the truck, it actually was Optimus Prime

[@krt8205]

thats fucking hilarious

[@RedDragon1444]

The best twist is that he is now married to Magi-chan. You guys seriously need to do a part two on his new shenanigans

[@confusedaf1112]

I'm late but RIIIIIKKAAAA

[@hmshood9212]

NIPAH

[@santosworld3056]

Found another higurashi fan. Person of culture

[@supercamborg4218]

Wait what, I’m so confused

[@stephenfiler3204]

The Love Quest really came to a surrel conclusion thanks to the Idea Guys. But Chris seems happy. So good for him

[@ronanhart6398]

This was one of the best lectures I've heard in my life.

[@axelvoss9653]

"What kind of game do you want Sonichu to be, Mr. Chandler?" "Yes."

[@infernocanuck]

Thick rimmed glasses? Check Vaping? Check Ironic lecture? Check Intricate knowledge on nothing that can actually enrich your life? Check Schadenfreude? Check When my grand kids ask me what the years 2010 to 2020 is like, I'm going to show them this shit.

[@juankgonzalez6230]

*2010 to 2021, it appears

[@attitudeproblem6462]

Just so long as you end w/: _”but wait, it gets worse…”_

[@justicediaz5956]

"I don't think he'd have the guts to hurt anyone" Boy that shit aged like milk. Barb says hi

[@duckduckgooseberry7051]

Barb says help

[@drifter402]

Well he wasn't wrong. In Chris' mind he was never hurting anybody

[@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970]

Barb says hi, Michael Snyder says hi, tje gamestop employee says hi.

[@VampyreBassist]

@@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970 Don't forget Megan.

[@rubyrogers8879]

True lmao (tho learning more about Chris now, Barb was a bitch, not saying...THAT should've happened but still fuck her)

[@steveduvell907]

BestGuyEver is like the nerd that actually did he's homework BEFORE the teacher was going to give it.

[@DonPancho1]

I've already seen this like three times. Why do I keep coming back to watch the same lesson multiple times?!

[@THEGREATMAX]

Because this is the greatest story ever told

[@MrATB99]

Because you want to study this lesson more and more

[@obscuritymage]

Because its an easy thing to procrastinate with.

[@StardustMegu]

Because most of this info will be on the midterm!

[@Superboologan1]

Wanna make sure you ace the test

[@nobreiner]

Maybe I've been playing too much Bloodborne, but the divergence of christorians into Encyclopedia Dramatica and CWCki made me think of the split between Byrgenwerth and the Healing Church. Both sought understanding of Great Ones/Chris-chan. One through power, humiliation and ridicule. The other through knowledge, careful study and documentation. Actually no, I've just been playing too much fucking Bloodborne. I need sleep.

[@grey-pilled5253]

That's a weirdly apt comparison, and nah i'd say you've been playing just enough bloodborne

[@nightmarekinggrimm7259]

don't forget: fear the old blood

[@skyfallen2775]

You sick creature may you find peace, umbasa.

[@topherharrison8042]

@@nightmarekinggrimm7259 Purely straight blood

[@yourfavwonch]

BYRGENWERTH

[@NickCybert]

This is actually like, an impressive amount of knowledge on the subject.

[@jedisentinel4879]

And that lecture was just about his comics, there's a lot more

[@danielyoung6778]

Kachimbo no mention of liquid Chris?

[@TeeBar420]

This is only a scratching the surface. There's a guy now doing an in depth documentary on Chris and it's gotten to about a full day in length.

[@NeoIsrafil]

Ya know...a "how to date" social class isn't a horrible idea. Not the getting laid part, but consent, love, expectations in relationships, theres a lot of social things that people, especially autistic and asbergers people could REALLY use, speaking as an autist myself. It made dating hard when I was younger and hadn't figured social out yet. I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day... so Chris having a good idea was bound to happen once or twice in ...10 years or so.

[@waxpants]

it already esit its called RSD (real social dynamics) there videos helped me alot

[@VentrexTheXVth]

It's mostly offered in Special Ed.

[@Canadish]

I think that's always been the magic of Chris. He's a huge moron and horrible person 95% of the time, but occasionally some glint of humanity or intelligence shines through. Just for a moment.

[@stephenfiler3204]

Those are actually covered in European sex Ed classes

[@St4rTr3v1Ut10n]

The powers that be have a vested interest in you having no clue how to date

[@Mikey-zj8bn]

The funniest thing Chris ever said was that he looked a his sailormoon poster every night to stay straight

[@anonemoose7777]

Sadly, it clearly didn't work...

[@DevareayWilliams]

What’s even funnier is that Sailor Moon eventually became an icon for queer people. So chris was onto something long before he knew it lol

[@Ennis85]

@@DevareayWilliams No, don't think so. Also "queer people"? Why don't you just say "homosexuals"?

[@karrimgyver]

@DevareayWilliams To be fair qeer people later making something their icon has nothing to do with one themself being also qeer. Well Chris probably is but still

[@professorsponge1554]

"We all have a gay chris inside us" the line that made me die of laughter. Also, chris was paid 500 dollars to make a new comic, and as of this comment it has been over 500 days since, and no comic.

[@nightmarekinggrimm7259]

500 $ for that shit!? i wish my art would sell . a nightmare can dream...

[@professorsponge1554]

@@nightmarekinggrimm7259 People who give chris money are idiots who might as well donate it to a worthy cause or set it on fire because they aren't going to get what they pay for.

[@drewreich9274]

Big monetary oof

[@Theboneroomreal]

I listened to this while at work. My boss asked me what I was listening too. I regret ever explaining sonichu to him. I regret it every day.

[@PeacefulJoint]

Why the fuck would you explain sonichu to anybody lmao

[@candeeartist8590]

F

[@gamer65688]

Why the hell would you do that? In what world did you think explaining Sonichu to anyone outside the internet was a good idea?

[@candeeartist8590]

Hey it's 69 now

[@gamer65688]

@@candeeartist8590 nice

[@rafe7625]

I should be mad at the fact that CWC is making a comeback, but I'm actually surprised by the fact that his story is actually kind of the first legit source of serious documentaries on internet culture. For better or for worse, Chris is internet folclore.

[@ieatsocks69]

Folklore

[@KingHalbatorix]

@@ieatsocks69 COLFKNORE

[@ieatsocks69]

@@KingHalbatorix floklroe

[@gewittergrau7077]

@@spoods4628 Chris today is borderline insane. Done some strange things to change her gender, but this is just the tip of the iceberg. She's now convinced that cwc-ville, and all other fictional work is real in an alternate dimension, and that this dimension and our dimension are going to merge soon. And that she's the goddess of this fictional dimension, and the sega consoles. And most people who get invested in her become trolls. So if she gets more attention, it's just a matter of time until someone really harms her. And Chris is a horrible person, no doubt, but even she doesn't deserve this.

[@ginogatash4030]

@@gewittergrau7077 only the merge part is new, he believed the "cartoons existing in another universe" thing before, i remember him having a conversation with the creator of Asperchu and Chris called the guy naïve for not believing it was real, and for him naïve is the worst thing you can call someone, it's literally his N word.

[@fox-jake8784]

25:21 What is Chris Chan's favorite anime?" "He's not that into anime, he mostly watches Family Guy..." *GASPS!!!*

[@BwooHuraca]

*Surprised Pikachu*

[@fynnthefox9078]

That explains a lot.

[@alfalldoot6715]

Family Guy is a pretty good anime

[@OnlyLiarGameFan]

Nothing outplays Cory and The House.

[@fiarubold]

"Sonichu isn't real. He's a fictional character" That aged real well

[@lestatsgirlypop]

Aged like milk, ngl

[@RetroIsaac]

Wait...why? What changed?

[@lestatsgirlypop]

@@RetroIsaac apparently, sonichu AND magichan """possessed""" chris, this is over now, but I think since the dimensional merge they're all real. And I am scared.

[@RetroIsaac]

@@lestatsgirlypop ...no

[@lestatsgirlypop]

@@RetroIsaac yes..

[@charliemitchell5517]

Time will look kindly upon this lecture as the genesis of teachings concerned with internet culture

[@SammEater]

As the Sega Genesis of teachings. ahahahahha... sorry.

[@darthtater545]

It's like an episode of Autistic Ted Talks

[@anon2234]

Kind of want to steal this idea for a channel.

[@lilsingingsensation]

In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Bear Amen

[@skyfallen2775]

lilsingingsensation. Amen brother!

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Surely you mean A-WOMAN

[@door5443]

Chris Chan’s life is so interesting, that if he was a fictional character, and his life was a meta-narrative around the story of sonichu (everything being intentional, from the terrible art and even the modern day stuff) , would be one of the best stories ever written, along with a pretty effective commentary on bullying, if not a bizarre one. Edit: In light of recent events, Christine is apsolutely irredeemable in my eyes. Whatever you do, do not support them

[@gorgoneuryale8748]

The problem however is that for a bullying story to be effective, the bullied person has to be sympathetic. Chris-Chan is a horrible person to the point where every single one of his bullies are better people than him. The more you learn about Chris, the more you root for the people that fuck with him.

[@reliktim]

@@gorgoneuryale8748 Well, yeah, but that's pretty realistic actually. Like, if you bullying person, that person starts to hate all people around.

[@Eightsixseven23224]

@@gorgoneuryale8748 I would argue that some of the more proactive and dedicated trolls are about on par with Christine morally. If anything some of them are debatably worse considering they are mentally stable unlike her. Like the types who spent long periods of time pretending to be in some quasi relationship with Christine. Alot of them took it way too far.

[@funkyphill4861]

@@Eightsixseven23224 This. To say anything else is borderline a-logging. A lot of her worst actions were almost a decade ago, but we still have people manipulating and exporting her for money not that long ago.

[@nobodyspecial4676]

Thing is, nobody could ever make this shit up

[@Fufflunsify]

Who's here after Chris Chan finally succeeded in their love quest?

[@CeruleanChurch]

There is no happiness. Only despair.

[@hemlockoutdoors]

this hits different rn

[@olookslike0]

I wouldn't say he succeeded necessarily...

[@jackrodriguez3404]

1st timer learning the lore last few days , boy I missed a lot

[@dezmond_0066]

@@jackrodriguez3404 yes. You did

[@SirChristopherMcFarlane]

It's odd that I'm listening to so much talk about Chrischan now after Down the Rabbit Hole made an episode on him.

[@KaiPonVisp]

Once you enter Chris-chan World, you may never leave.

[@jayjay86443]

In fact, you can argue that Chris Chan is THE gateway subject for LolCow Anthology. Once you research him, you'll tend to research everyone else on the internet. It's ironic in that the research on such people is genuinely more interesting than researching people of actual significance. Like, Chris alone is an entire semester's worth of classes.

[@davestrider2389]

jayjay86443 do you know other lolcows because I only know chris-chan

[@father2mother3]

Dave Strider themysteriousmrenter, 03bgood, etc.

[@rem6457]

somerandomguy mysteriousmrenter is boring as fuck though. Just another spergy cartoon reviewer- darksydephil, nick bate, null, shmorky, laurelai are some lolcows though theyre not as fun as chris chan tbh

[@ashthedood9169]

If you taught my classes Professor B.Saint I wouldn't have become a deadbeat dropout. This was really fun to watch while being super researched, everyone's chemistry gives me a big grin.

[@vcrbetamax]

Chris is my new favorite Internet personality. It's such a beautiful story. Romance, drama, and action. Something for everyone, grandma... the kids... everyone.

[@tyty17172]

This is not for kids haha

[@WingItMan217]

tyler McElwee But sonichu is CLEARLY aimed at a younger demographic. Zappin to the extreme!

[@jasonwalker4003]

dear lord this comment has aged... unexpectedly

[@gingergorilla695]

@@jasonwalker4003 yeah, about the grandma part....

[@MSP106]

This is in my top 10 favorite KZbin videos of all time. Rest in Peace CML, you would've loved this video, I wish I would've shown you sooner.

[@LifeOutward]

I can't wait for Sonichu 102 where they talk about the Oedipus and Prison Sagas.

[@himboslice4030]

You spoke it into existence

[@tanuki01]

@@himboslice4030 god, she’s so fucked up

[@Grimblesmith]

Okay but Liquid Chris is totally an alternate universe Chris-Chan who was actually successful. He came from the universe of Berenstein.

[@baldman7738]

Shitty Vegeta no he comes from the bloodstain universe.

[@madscientistshusta]

Noah Baldwin he's talking about a mendella effect parallel universe.

[@baldman7738]

madscientistshusta I know. I'm talking about the same thing. It's a reference to avgn

[@Connorgallus]

Noah Baldwin More like the shitstain universe.

[@anonrickfail1]

Please tell me we're getting more lectures from Professor Ben This was fantastic

[@PureFlakes]

A-log episode when?

[@Ikcatcher]

HoddTodd I'd watch any lecture from this guy

[@wrywh]

Teaching Assistant Guy was clearly meant to step up.

[@ancientapparition1638]

Terry Davis lecture when

[@kayomn]

+Ancient Apparition They will need to film it in the CIA headquarters.

[@SmarkusAurelius]

Becoming a Christiorian is my new career goal

[@WingItMan217]

Crooty It’s destiny

[@andresmorales513]

The PHD equilavent is shoving a sonichu medallion up your ass. Medalliatorian

[@Nextad_]

Do you still want to be a Christorian?

[@SmarkusAurelius]

@@Nextad_ I have a PhD in Christory now. There is no turning back. I have become numb to it all

[@Nextad_]

@@SmarkusAurelius I have one also, but I wasn't numb enough to withstand July 30....

[@grassbearreal]

six years later.... they're finally done. everyone in that house is gone but ben

[@turnthonkee]

:(

[@yuppies3933]

An update may be required after the recent developments with chris chan

[@gregkosinski2303]

The TRUE and HONEST CWC is a cancer researcher. That imposter is a fraud.

[@eleanorsfate445]

In a way, the part where he "imported" his dead dog into his little bullshit-universe really got to me. It's kind of a cute way to cope with something like that... for a kid.

[@BenSaintComix]

It's the least terrible chapter imo

[@eleanorsfate445]

It propably *is* the ONE heart-felt story in the entire Sonichu-Saga that was not inspired by a big dose of 'tism and sexual frustration... Oh yes, also: "Oh Em Gee, Senpai noticed meeee! ♥ "

[@TheJakesAdventures]

Stevean2 That poor noodle booper

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I remember doing that for my cat. But I told myself that she ran away to join the warrior cats. When I was 8 or something

[@Twinklethefox9022]

@Stevean2 he had a snake?

[@Okanehira]

"Wtf, I'm not watching almost 2hrs of CWC bullshit" ---- 2 Hours later "Aww come on man this was over too son" Preach brother preach.

[@ssjfalcon6241]

The pickleman was a better villain

[@ThierryRocksTV]

"What the hell were you thinkin' with that damn pickle suit!"

[@baddragonite]

That moment when you realize that Mob Psycho's emotion meter was inspired by sonichu's heart meter

[@Rob-lw8to]

1:38:26 "I do not think Chris has the guts to hurt anyone" - this quote stands out to me

[@WingItMan217]

Honestly, we should’ve known better

[@rgbisme1295]

Do you think Chris thought they were hurting their mother? I doubt they could even fathom the pain they were causing. Evil is bling to evil

[@Rob-lw8to]

@@rgbisme1295 I'm new to 'Christory'. I don't think that \i can make that judgement.

[@kreatona4219]

@@rgbisme1295 I'm curious if Chris would've done what he did if he wasn't relentlessly bullied online. My theory is that it would have just due to how terrifying he is even before the bullying began

[@Winasaurus]

@@kreatona4219 Definitely. Considering he was already harassing women and writing them complete with real name into his rage porn about how much he hates them well before the trolls got their hooks in him, he was already clearly not going to be a good person. If anything, if it weren't for the trolls keeping him occupied at home, he'd be a bigger danger, just look at the fact he hates age of consent laws and assaulted 2 people, over things the trolls weren't involved in. If they weren't keeping him online replying and shit he'd be out up to no good.

[@kaidos123]

wait hold up. he actually drew you a commission comic? can we just take the time to recognize that detail?

[@kaidos123]

hahaha good lord!

[@heatmojo]

3/2000

[@malikoniousjoe]

Kain Motthasmews It took me a few seconds to stop laughing and realizing he was seriously reaching for a physical book. Ho-ly Shit

[@the-kq7um]

@@kaidos123 9 or 11

[@bnorum0]

this is 1/12 of a day

[@estebanvelarde1]

well spent

[@Theflautist20]

Zero regrets

[@fatman7064]

Science Its the same as watching a movie. No biggie

[@iampinball3669]

1.5/224 of a day*

[@Zangoose5111]

QuakerMan Okay, """""Quaker""""" Man

[@depresseddoggo7308]

The pickle man story brought me to fucking tears

[@jdh21403]

depressed doggo it's one of my favorite parts of the story

[@johnsmith-sp6yl]

''he was cucked by a man in a pickle suit.''

[@jollyshitshow8111]

depressed doggo same happened with Chris

[@Harmonica821]

"Sonichu has a sort of grandeur to it, since it has been (possibly) carefully constructed to be as terrible as possible. This is no parody. This is a man's life - his failures, his neuroses, his fantasies, his warped worldview, proudly displayed for the world on paper and pixels. Reading Sonichu and learning about its author is nothing less than a descent into someone's personal hell, made all the more terrible for the fact that the author intends for the experience to entertain people. That they would purchase it. There is no joy, no fun in CWCville - there is only layer upon layer of horror.”

[@herrflantier3739]

Someone should make a CWCVille horror game

[@jackrodriguez3404]

The horror goes on and on

[@DrewskiTheLegend]

That’s what makes it so utterly fascinating.

[@Mark12434]

No joke If there is a heaven and hell. If I go to hell, my own personal one would probably be CWCville.

[@abbynormal8702]

His dog's name was Patti. I really liked that comic, too. It genuinely made me cry because I was thinking about my dogs.

[@PeaceyPraps]

1:00:28 The man in the pickle suit tricked me again!

[@FakeAnarchist]

This is honestly one of the best youtube videos I've ever watched, this so was engaging from start to finish.

[@theicedfin8725]

9001 Nigerian Dollars is about 28 US dollars.

[@reloadpsi]

...that revelation really made my day :P

[@PreAlphaTonyC]

this is one of my comfort videos, I can listen to it everynight to sleep and it doesn't get old

[@wyattml1641]

I promise you when him and his dad decided to change his name to Christian instead of Christopher, it was absolutely one of the act’s that set Chris in motion to fail at everything.

[@Syy]

After seeing this, my desire for the PCP College has grown exponentially. I'd totally attend. Edit: 45:00 is fucking golden.

[@_heartunderblade2451]

I agree, this is it. I'm dropping out of business school. Fuck finishing my Accounting degree I'm going to patreon.com/bensaint and enrolling today.

[@Cougarknight18]

Holy shit syy is here. Also I would totally attend. Fuck where I want to go now PCP College for life

[@patavinity1262]

You watched 45+ minutes of a discussion about Sonichu? I wish I had as much free time as you.

[@alanchung2843]

Patavinity Just watch it in chunks

[@BriGuyIL1980]

It's taking shear will not to click that link before hearing the stuff beforehand.

[@jamiestephenson240]

I've watched this video six times over the last six months, it's still the best thing on the internet.

[@JackedThor-so]

I've rewatched it twice in one day just to fully process ecerything

[@disk0__]

>tfw this is actually how diligently you and your friend followed chris chan back in high school >tfw you graduated in 2010 >tfw you remember this like it was yesterday and its been a decade since you became a Chris-Chan enthusiast >tfw Digibro is student and hits vape

[@optimalzeromus]

Did y’all know there is an electric hedgehog Pokémon now? It’s called Togedemaru

[@MelloShark]

"Holy shit students" is now just a joke among me and my friends

[@Spyderist]

where do I enroll for the tails gets trolled comic lecture

[@GatlingPea32]

You need prerequisite subjects such as Chrisology 1, 2 and Love Quest Studies 1 in order to advance to that subject

[@lilsingingsensation]

also Art History-you need to know Rosechu is a female and accurately draw her genitals (dont worry, there's a Sonichu comic that displays them- use that as a cheat sheet)

[@GatlingPea32]

+lilsingingsensation That's Art History and Sonichu Anatomy 101...

[@lilsingingsensation]

oh crap youre right- Art History is looking at the comic drawings from start to finish, noting changes/inspirations!

[@seriousbees]

I coulda given that lecture like 3 years ago. But then I got to the end and realized that shit was still being made and id have to become a serial tails gets trolled reader. That was too much for me. I wonder where the story's at now...

[@Ohmygodiamonfire]

I'm disappointed you never brought up Bob cutting down that internet.

[@baldman7738]

Ohmygodiamonfire the internet lubberjack.

[@Mngalahad]

What is that?

[@DoctorHomicide]

Mngalahad in short Chris’s father tried to get Chris off the internet after having various messages saying his son was going to kill himself the conversation was recorded and he said I’m going to cut it down

[@reloadpsi]

It didn't really feature in the comic though, and this was a primarily Sonichu lecture.

[@segenshin1894]

"Get off that internet, I'm cutting it down!"

[@mondoprime]

I'm ashamed how impressed I am with your Chris Chan knowledge.

[@JackgarPrime]

And I'm ashamed with how much of it I already knew.

[@Jirbolicious]

@@JackgarPrime this is such a painfully relatable comment

[@MCDreng]

@@JackgarPrime I'm ashamed that I was yelling at the screen "HE DIDN'T WORK AT BURGER KING, IT WAS WENDYS!"

[@cpkudrongaming6100]

Thank you for basically introducing me to Chris. Now I've watched the entire 47 part documentary and watched this video over like 15 times.

[@TheMrSpecialEd]

The world needs your guidance, Ben

[@Roketsune]

I like the anime poster background for a real and serious lecture. And your Christorical knowledge and acumen is very impressive. I hope one day you will lead a lecture on my own pathetic life for the amusement of all.

[@ShineAqua]

I first heard of him during an episode of Opie and Anthony (out of NY), not realizing that I had already met him. It took me a full year to realize that he was a local who shopped at the GameStop I worked at. We got a Christmas card from somewhere in Washington state pretending to be him that talked about, among other things, how he drinks his own semen with orange soda. How he got banned from PVCC (local community college) is a fantastic story. His story is so damn compelling.

[@Reqqqqqs]

Wait, didn't he try to run over the manager of a Gamestop once?

[@JewishandProud88]

He maced a gamestop employee

[@Trigger0x10c]

@@Reqqqqqs He ran over the manager of the GAMe PLACe.

[@SuperfieldCrUn]

As legitimately fascinating it is to hear about the most morbidly interesting person to ever be on the internet, I can't get over the posters of HeartCatch Precure and Wakaba Girl. We are kindred spirits, you and I.

[@FunnyGorillaHaha]

Ben's comment about being a staunch supporter of only observing Chris and not engaging has not aged well considering there is now a 3 hour stream of him talking to chris-chan on this channel lol

[@slimboarder.o7]

@@evileye77777 and worse

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

OH YOU POOR SODS HAD NO IDEA WHERE THIS WAS GOING. THE SONICHU TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS.

[@caiodacosta6951]

imagine the face this dude must've made when he learned about what christine has been arrested for this week

[@polarbeargloves]

I'm so smart now, I'm think I'm ready to graditate pcp university. Thanks Professor Ben!

[@rotraven]

It's been 12 years since ChrisChan reported me to the FBI, I'm still waiting.

[@samael1981]

KokaKolaKan For what?

[@colegilliam2379]

KokaKolaKan you sir.... You sir are a piece of history.

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Probably one of the trolls.

[@patentlypaul1832]

from which saga?

[@emperorofthecosmos4640]

Polygamy Poppa *CWCstory

[@tenlosol]

perhaps I missed this, but if it wasn't said these students were done a real disservice of not mentioning that Chris Chan "proved" he was not a virgin by drawing a picture of him having sex with a girlfriend and,that was as good as a real photograph.

[@justintirrell4936]

Sometimes I watch this whenever I'm sad or down to feel better about myself and my current predicament. Because I know deep down, I haven't truly hit rock bottom as hard as this man has...

[@elijah8251]

The most documented man on Earth is Chris Chan.

[@randomshyte9989]

In the future there is going to be a dark age where there is just chris chan stories.

[@memegazer]

Press x to doubt

[@realhumanbean7915]

@@memegazer Nope, it’s seriously the case.

[@memegazer]

@@realhumanbean7915 rong

[@realhumanbean7915]

@@memegazer Give me something that would outrank knowing every single online conversation he had

[@mailjake]

The story of the pickle man is the best thing I have ever heard, or ever will hear in my whole life.

[@obscuritymage]

The way you describe Chris-Chan's magnum opus is far more compelling than it actually was. And that saddens me on some level. Oh and yeah I am procrastinating, who's asking?

[@jp73987]

Wait. You were procrastinating for 11 months? That's dedication

[@notsocoolguy8492]

TEACHER!!!!

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

This guy isn't a lolcow.... He's a goddamn lolfarm.

[@Lamenters1stCompanyCpt]

Lolplantation

[@stephenfiler3204]

Chris has achieved deity level status among lolcow's.

[@FragmentedR_YT]

Stephen Filer so lolgod then?

[@ekathe85]

I'd say he's already past the lolindustrial revolution

[@stephenfiler3204]

@@FragmentedR_YT Yes. He is debatably the first lolcow. It could be said that the Kokoro Wish lady was the first, but I consider that title to belong Chris

[@BrothaKyo]

Waiting for the Oedipus saga update

[@elliotaddler2302]

Soon to be followed by the prison era, hopefully. Disgusting bastard.

[@CodinskiSchwartzando]

Having known nothing at all about Sonichu or Chris-Chan, I found this highly informative. Also I nearly died from laughing, which hasn’t happened in a minute, so... yeah.

[@TheAmazingAesoup]

I want more lectures by the PCP.

[@TheGreatMrYumYum]

This was a very great video. It's inspired me to give my own lecture to some of my friends. I'm planning to invite them out to the middle of an open field at night, have chairs set up for them, and then lecture on something interesting.

[@nicholashernandez4611]

TheGreatMrYumYum Ooh, lecture them on how to pick a great profile pic! You have a talent, share the wealth!

[@ShadaOfAllThings]

I'm not even halfway through this insanity but I've already learned more than I would EVER want to know about Sonichu

[@some_guy117]

12:25 if you think about it, Mob Psycho 100 ripped off chris and his heart level

[@talentedhack]

Underrated

[@averythehawk]

That sad moment when you realize this won’t get a part 2 cause Ben broke prime directive protocol and is now apart of christory

[@Onewingerdraven]

What ?? What happened ?

[@itsmothafuckingrimbus]

@@Onewingerdraven basically iirc tried to be like new age asperchu, and also i think scammed chris into giving him thousands of dollars for his shitty webcomic

[@piemaster831]

@@itsmothafuckingrimbus that's really messed up. I mean yeah they suck and are putting themselves out there, but there's no need to do that to them.

[@averythehawk]

Looks like I was wrong now there's a part 2

[@fentanylfrog8403]

@@itsmothafuckingrimbus That's just straight up completely wrong.