Sorcerer Monks and Rat Lawyers: Wild Crimes in Historical Times

[@laurel9629]

That rat lawyer was the funniest guy in the village. His defense reads like a Monty Python script- I bet the villagers were giggling about that for weeks!

[@paulagebhardt6018]

Dude pigs are BRUTAL. My mom had a huge potbelly pig when I was around 6/7 and that thing attacked me every time I went to feed it. I never stood between him and his food. I never bothered him. Bruh just wanted to eat me. Had a scar for a long time from when he tried to take a chunk out of my leg. I would have absolutely pressed charges in the medieval era.

[@mess4success]

😮

[@mightyone3737]

A full size pig that's allowed to roam and get exercise is impressively strong and resourceful, and if they catch you unawares they can knock you over and easily kill you when you're down. Farm pigs are often in such poor shape cardio-wise that they are way less dangerous, but they're still big muscular animals. Also, remember, male pigs are boars, not quite the scary tusked things people hunted to show off, but if it's over 500lb and charging you I don't think you're concerned particularly if it's got pointy tusks; pointy tusks would be a kindness arguably! Edit: Oh yeah, don't look up The Great Canadian Swine Invasion... apparently wild hogs are sneaking south from Alberta! Be afraid (but not that afraid, people love hunting the buggers)!

[@Fud4nshi]

Apologies for commenting before finishing the video but WILD CRIMES IN HISTORICAL TIMES IS SO JINGLABLE

[@1-eye-willy]

wild crimes in historical times, a cop a ganda film from the bill and ted multi verse😂

[@WickedKatze]

you could totally sing that to the tune of "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)

[@NankitaBR]

Someone get a bard-core band to make a music for this series of the channel with this, please!!!

[@Thelastunicornlover]

Fax📠

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@NankitaBR😎❤️

[@ekurisona663]

imagine if the honey industry started rebranding their bottles "bad sinful energy" and bacon started using 'homicidal' on their packaging 🤣

[@BethDiane]

These days that might fly. I used to get the MoHotta MoBetta catalog, and some of the hot sauce names were just wack--Ass in the Tub, Religious Experience The Wrath, Insanity Sauce.

[@EverettvonNordeck-gf2cw]

I would stock the fridge with homicidal bacon! That would be a bold statement and would have to be killer bacon. Not to mention it sounds metal. Perfect bacon for middle aged Dad's bringing back straight razor shaving kits.

[@ekurisona663]

@@EverettvonNordeck-gf2cw 🤣🐖

[@michaelheuer8123]

I would 1000% buy Demonic Honey. Lol

[@sammykat2hb]

Now I'm gonna start beekeeping and roll up to the farmer's market advertising my Evil Sinful Honey made by Malicious Bees

[@scotthendrix9829]

Professional historian here, with a PhD in medieval history. Great video. You're right, the middle ages were both creative and interesting.

[@aoife2386]

honestly love the shorter, light hearted, less information heavy videos. as much as i love the super dense and rigorously researched content, stuff like this can be a really lovely break imo!!

[@Thelastunicornlover]

❤

[@pepperonicici]

agreed c: both is nice! Having a few lighthearted ones is just nice and refreshing ;3

[@enocvilla1205]

I agree! Like both formats

[@quinnlee-newbury9003]

A little disappointed to learn that it was a lawyer for rats and not a rat who was a lawyer, but I guess I still enjoyed the video (/s, video was great!)

[@tappydani9378]

We could always make it into a story. I’m picturing it now: “Ratatourney”

[@statusdisarray9598]

Right? Me as well 😂

[@hungrylikealoup]

I can't tell you how delightful the series title "Wild Crimes in Historical Times" sounds. I'm excited to see this series happen XD Also, I vote we bring back taking insects to trial. I'd personally like to sue mosquitos.

[@daughterofbastet]

But can mosquitoes be held responsible for the Plasmodium that causes malaria? 🤔 Surely we live in more enlightened times! No, we must sue the microorganisms; anything else would be ridiculous.

[@queenbothered01.]

I will happily sign a petition to sue mosquitos

[@NankitaBR]

I'd gladly enter this lawsuit, considering I was literally bedridden for MONTHS thanks to Chikungunya, which is a disease spread by mosquitoes. I wouldn't wish Chikungunya on my worst enemy, it is no wonder its popular name is "break-bone fever"

[@Thelastunicornlover]

I’ll sign for that! The mosquitoes MUST PAY!🦟💰

[@rroes7319]

I'm allergic to mosquitoes, so yeah, same

[@nerdofmanytrades2006]

The last one was very "what were you doing at the devil's sacrement🤨" 😂😂

[@j_fenrir]

a fellow tumblr user in the wild i see

[@emilyrln]

"How did you know I was there 🤨🤨"

[@nea.bug13]

Kaz pls don’t worry about the video being too short, we just love any content from you and I still got a good amount of bracelet weaving done!

[@jasonblalock4429]

Honestly, I am FINE with these sort of breezy / short videos from time to time. Not every one has to be an hour long, really.

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

I can assure you that we don't mind the length of the videos changing. We're just all glad that you're doing well enough to make a video at all. As someone who hasn't been doing well enough IRL to resume making videos, I tip my hat to you.

[@ArtThingies]

5:00 I'd also wager that entertainment was fairly scarce and limited back then in many places, so the trial of an animal may also have been an excuse for some sort of show, at least in some cases. Got a nuisance critter who needs to be dealt with? Why not put them in the courtroom and get everyone else to come and have a watch as the beast is tried like a man?

[@beoweasel]

10:04 I recall when King Henry VIII was talking with a diplomat about his rival, Francis I, he specifically asked if the French King's calves were as shapely as his own (this was when Henry was still young and physically fit, well before he became morbidly obese).

[@alisonbennett9579]

Honestly if you need to take a break that’s ok, hope things even out soon. Sending positive vibes. That being said, this video was awesome, I laughed out loud and am eagerly awaiting the next installment.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

Positive vibes ❤️🙏🥰👑🍫🍭🍬😎

[@reyisdumb.]

im sorry i don't know his name but i'm such a huge fan of the little blue rat in the background staring off into space as though he is seeing into the cosmos and has understood ths secrets of the universe

[@onbearfeet]

That's Tutter and we all love him. 💜

[@lukep.]

“…which was an obvious ‘No.’” 🤣 amazing line delivery

[@parkerdixon-word6295]

Anyone who wants some more about the animal trials, there's a lovely video by Historia Civilis called "Can Animals commit Crimes?" That covers several of the same cases.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

❤

[@Gear3k]

Pigs were NOT allowed to roam around freely in the streets. Aside from the obvious dangers they were quite valuable, so you wouldn't want the roam about uncontrolled for them to get into accidents or get stolen. Most places straight up had laws against this. What DID happen was that they were let out once per week or so to clean out the sty and in fall they were herded into the woods to fatten up on acorns and stuff. Those tasks were handled by swineherds, but its possible things could get out of control on those occasions which would explain the accidents. Source: The Medieval Pig by Dolly Jorgensen

[@julietfischer5056]

Pigs can be mean critters. And yeah, nobody's letting the equivalent of the meat department roam uncontrolled. With cattle, it's the meat and dairy departments.

[@sarahwatts7152]

@Gear3k "changes in the land" is a book that also touches on this in early colonial America: some of the first laws were pig related. The book looks at land use change pre and post colonialization in New England

[@samyocchino4187]

Hi! I think kaz is talking about the pigs protected by St Anthony's where I believe they were allowed to roam and charitably feed to be given to the poor? So like, this is a pretty specific case, but you'd be correct otherwise.

[@bassgears]

I love that 20 minutes has become considered short by KZbin standards. That's like a full episode!

[@hillerymcdonald2303]

Kaz, I for one could listen to you speak on ANY subject for any length of time. Love your work, thank you!!!

[@Pocketdaemon]

Please make this a series 😭😭 my autism is hyperfixating on the middle ages again and this absolutely lit up my grimy little autumn evening

[@ComedorDelrico]

Sorry to hear you've been having a rough time. I really enjoyed the video. It's nice to have something a little more lighthearted and fun. I think we all can use that sometimes. I look forward to all your videos, whether they are thought-provoking deep dives or silly true crime of the middle ages.

[@hellaradusername]

Excessively pointed poulaines indirectly led to the deaths of a lot of the Austrian nobility: in 1386 Austria fought a battle against Switzerland and had to dismount their horses due to the rocky terrain and remove their poulaines and fight barefoot, and Swiss halberdiers made short work of them. Some depictions of the Battle of Sempach include piles of these discarded shoes.

[@comicalmustachetwirlingvillian]

i feel so special being here this early 💛 edit: 9:27 i feel like the ultimate defender of rats would definitely be copia emeritus tbh

[@Baneberryy]

YEAAAAA 🐀‼️‼️‼️‼️ ghost mentioned

[@EverettvonNordeck-gf2cw]

Whatever you need for that dopamine boost. Could be worse. You do you.

[@comicalmustachetwirlingvillian]

what exactly is the attitude for?? dif somebody piss in your coffee or somethin?? ​@@EverettvonNordeck-gf2cw

[@beelikesbeans806]

Loved the video! I recently listened to a German podcast (Geschichten aus der Geschichte) where they cover the topic of animal trials and it is assumed/proposed that the defense speeches were training speeches written by law students. Super interesting either way, thank you for taking your time to make this and all the other amazing videos :))

[@katiemaedit]

Ahhh!!! The Cake Song reference to " She wears a short skirt and a loooonnnnngggg jacket" I'm from their hometown, and they were in my social circle in the 90's, and it's still wild to me to hear them randomly referenced. I think I'm the only one who caught it!

[@medea752]

2:07 "felt like a battle with a hydra" brilliant, i WILL be using this in every conversation, thank you

[@paunchybret989]

Idk what your metrics say but I would totally watch more “lower effort” content like this. I appreciate your meticulously put together videos but this is also great

[@technicallyawriter]

I vaguely remember in one of the old Irish legends there's a bit where some hero gets angry at some mice for some reason and, on his own, puts them on trial, finds them guilty, and builds a teeny-tiny gallows to hang them. I think it's somewhere in the Cycles of the Kings, aka the Historical Cycle. Also, that late 14th century look with the wicked short tunics and snug leggings is my favorite men's fashion, and I keep hoping it will come back in style because I genuinely appreciate the look of a man's leg. \eyebrow waggle\

[@glenmorrison8080]

3:08 Defending rats might beat John Adams defending the Boston Massacre redcoats when it comes to defending unpopular figures.

[@bridgidsutliff622]

“53 seconds ago” this is FRESH 😋😋😋

[@rhichi11]

Good on you for taking a step back and remember that your well-being comes first. The viewers will be here when things calm down for you.

[@jessiegodwin6413]

In my opinion you are the number one creator on KZbin atm. Absolutely blows everything else out of the water. I’ve never commented like this on KZbin before. But I consume like 10-12 hours of podcasts or videos each day, and ur my fave.

[@alexw.7097]

On the topic of Wild Crimes in Historical Times: I've been watching a lot of historical stuff about Australia, and was absolutely losing my mind over people who were transported out of the UK to Australia for shit like "Stealing handkerchiefs." Which is crazy bc 1.) some of them were forced to choose Transportation over the Death Penalty, 2.) People REGULARLY died just on the trip TO GET TO Australia.

[@JR-ld2xx]

I'm glad you're doing better. I hope what you went through doesn't come back. I enjoy what you talk about. I like this one, cause this historical info is funny and true. Thank you!

[@becp488]

Kaz, I've been enjoying your videos for a while now and while I obviously appreciate your interesting, articulate presentations, I want to say how much I love the effort you put into your costumes and sets/backgrounds. It warms my theatre nerd heart.

[@nop269]

omg back from work and just in time for a kaz rowe video :3

[@G1itchKat10]

Im sorry you have had a rough couple of months I hope things get better for you! I love your work so much and whenever you post I get so happy! Thank you for spreading wonderful history

[@dogface701]

Fantastic! Glad I got here early, can't wait for part 2

[@CajunReaper95]

You’re one of the few people who I can watch without getting bored, I enjoy your videos but I’ve always been a history bug especially now when it came to medicine as I have several medical issues!

[@arctic129]

wake up babe new kaz rowe video just dropped

[@eeviu]

Wonderful video!! ❣️ The shorter length is just wonderful variation! Love everything you have to say and sometimes I don't have 40 minutes to sit down and focus and this is perfect!

[@onbearfeet]

I loved this video and would be delighted to see more of this series. Take care of yourself, Kaz.

[@allyssapippenger2101]

Love a short light hearted video from time to time! Great way to spice things up and invite casual viewers who may not be in for a content dense and heavy video format. It also helps avoid the inevitable burn out you may feel. You’re doing amazing! Can’t wait for more in whatever format they may be🤍

[@alanya193]

any video from you is a treat, no matter the length! i loved this one and can’t wait for additions to this series :)

[@benjaminbrand3714]

Loved this video! I understand having to take some time and do something simple to recover from a busy time, and the quality of your work remains brilliant. Keep up the good work!

[@LBVED]

hell yeah new video!!

[@classycasual3910]

Love the new series and the shorter video length is just fine! Keep taking care of yourself, you got this!

[@jessicataylor6903]

For what it is worth, I like the short form video. Not that I won't listen for literal hours straight, but its nice sometimes just to dip in to some medieval madness for a brief time.

[@MeMe-su7wq]

this shorter length is perfect for my my frazzled little brain! appreciate your work mate, thanks kaz ❤

[@MaxHenton]

I rarely use the KZbin app itself but came over after watching this just to say how much I enjoyed this format. It was the perfect viewing length while I had my breakfast. Hope to see some more videos in this style in the future 😊

[@kagitsune]

Kaz, you're particularly glowing in this video! Love the eye makeup and look. ^__^

[@SnapshotOfASoul]

The scrubbing of the fingers is quite interesting, as it was very common for monks to do this several times a day - they were expected to keep clean hands between many times of day, such as after using the privy, before prayer or rites, before reading or eating, sometimes also after eating, etc.

[@jessjess23brooks89]

"Hold the execution. Gotta wash my handies first."

[@frankiebelle]

I really enjoyed this video! Short and spicy videos are excellent. I'm sorry you've been having a hard couples of months but your work is so well researched and edited, I always look forward to seeing your videos. Thanks for being such a cool role model

[@JeraWizard]

Sorry you've been going through a rough time, and I hope it improves soon. Thank you for your videos, I'm always really excited when I see a new Kaz dropped :)

[@sophibeans]

Love this video concept! Especially if it's less stressful for you 🎉

[@AcrylicRose-cs7ns]

YES A NEW KAZ VIDEOOOO. (You’re my favorite KZbinr fr)

[@feathersoffancy8988]

Loved the shorter style honestly! If you end up wanting to do this to save time, just know that it doesn’t reduce quality, this was still entertaining and educational :)

[@Hamokk]

Oh my! New Kaz essay. They once again graze us with fabulous outfits. We'll have a GAY time. 💖💖

[@lordluisifer2082]

Hi, Kaz, love to see you!

[@plovergrrl]

I really enjoyed this one! I would say make a low key video like this one periodically even when things aren't going poorly for you, just for the mental break aspect. They're still really interesting!

[@carmosilva3589]

First video of yours I watch as an archaeology student 🎉🎉

[@sofiamielcitas4224]

i support this light, short and casual video format 👌

[@hannahcrossett3415]

Missed your videos, Kaz. Quality video as always and the perfect size for material. Feel free to make more like this when you find more. :)

[@qualityegg]

Oh i LOVE this new format. And shorter videos are actually really nice for a change!

[@inga_mojlighet]

Man was convinced for having sex with a cow and got a punishment. Cow was sent to live in nearby village as her punishment - in reality cow was too expensive to be killed and needed for milk but wronged wife didn’t want to see it ever again

[@fiishgirl]

im sorry to hear that you’ve been having a tough time :( please don’t let youtube get in the way of your self-care !! we’ll always be here when you’re ready to come back 🫶

[@lilykatmoon4508]

I’m sorry you’ve been having a rough time, I hope things get better for you soon ❤. What a fun and interesting video. Btw I’d definitely be a rat lawyer, they’re awesome creatures, and ive had several as pets.

[@mudgetheexpendable]

Sad for your stressful time. I hope it all shakes out well, and soon.

[@catherinejustcatherine1778]

Thank you for doing all that research, scriptwriting & content production. It was a lovely video. 🧡👍 I hope life is kinder to you!

[@shadowcat6832]

This video was so fun, I love this style of random funny and interesting stories!!

[@Staticjokes]

Fantastic video as always

[@locrpg]

Shorter content is great! Just happy to see you posting 🙂

[@2Pickled_Bananas]

a kaz rowe video is EXACTLY what i needed today thank you 🎉

[@ScarletRebel96]

I can already tell im going to enjoy this topic

[@Kilroyan]

Great idea for a series, very interesting!

[@angeecelinova7760]

3:42 killer pig! and since I finally finished it after hearing about it practically forever, is that a Magnus archives reference?

[@hop775]

So excited for this series!

[@magicknight13]

Hope everything gets better for you very soon ❤🎉 thank you soo much for an incredible video!

[@Braham_the_Terror]

You're as enchanting as always. 📯 Have to say this was really fun and up my alley! I wish you the best, my friend.

[@creeksideconsulting9724]

Hi Kaz, I started watching your videos a few days ago, and have watched about 12. You and your videos are brilliant! And you're adorable. I look forward to watching more.

[@beverlycox6044]

Came in at 1 minute 🎉🎉🎉 love what you do Kaz

[@arcofspira]

I'm honored to be this early to a Kaz video

[@LampjePockelé]

Super hyped for this series!!

[@rayisaduck]

My day has been made, thank you.

[@gillianjohnson1122]

I’m sorry you’ve been having a rough time. Sending lots of love your way!

[@honeybadgergrrl77]

I'm sorry you're going through a rough time. So am I. We'll get through it! thanks for all the cool videos.

[@KartoffelHunt]

Good video!! Don't worry about it being shorter

[@IAmTheAce5]

It's very big of you to be hosting CrispRat/StinkyBlueRat for your episode. I'm sure he'd appreciate the exposure, despite his wildly divergent style.

[@sarahw9709]

I LOVE the series name "Weird Crimes from Historical Times" ❤❤❤ Its so jaunty and promises such shenanigans!

[@thaisfrota]

First! Gee, I was sooo bored thank goddess you upload a new vid 💜

[@star_dust007]

Sick cake reference. It reminded me of the time I saw them and thr lead singer joked about "the globalists" and someone yelled out "YEAhh". Sorry you haven't been doing the best but despite that you have been making great videos.

[@mecahhannah]

Awesome as always thanks ❤

[@bloodbun]

i'm so seated for this series kaz

[@ashleyboots3386]

Great video! Sometimes shorter is just fine. Neat info in this one. Take care of yourself! 🙂

[@zj5052]

SO excited for this series!!😆

[@whiteroseblossom970]

One if my favorite movies is Catherine Called Birdie which is a movie about a 14 year old girl in the Middle Ages. It takes her through her first period, her father trying to get her married (and her attempts to prevent it), and her mother's loss of child. It's on Amazon Prime and it's really good.

[@gioh1293]

Kaz always has THEEEE coolest jewellery omg

[@steeviewoo]

Shorter, lighter videos should be recurrent thing. Great one for sure!