r/nicegirls Top Posts of All Time [3]

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

No matter how many “lol”s and “haha”s you add, it doesn’t hide your horrible way of dealing with rejection

[@pranjalshilkar8329]

@disabled account wHaT dO YoU meAN cLIngY I JuST wAnT tO kNoW yOU bEttER HaHA

[@ElZilchoYo]

haha i know right lol

[@wiggl3s_821]

Them: "Like i dont even like you anyway i dont care if youve rejected me" Also them: New message, new message, new message, new message, new message, new message, new message, new message new message

[@ioozemayonnaise847]

Haha lol that's like just your opinion lmao

[@roamspida4951]

As someone who always uses lol, haha, etc as proof for when im being sarcastic, I hate this sub. Well, in addition to the bs unfolding on screen

[@princekehigashikata5942]

Nice girls + Nice guys = Entitled parents with their entitled/nice hellspawn

[@michaelholtz599]

Jesus Christ it's all connected.

[@princekehigashikata5942]

Speech: 100

[@cyan7838]

Oh god it’s the circle of life

[@Tw0Dots]

Dark xd + 1

[@i_will_not_elaborate]

If their children are smart, they would no longer talk to their parents by the time they're adults.

[@pyjamadan9848]

Girl : I don’t wanna date you Guy : okay Girl : *confused pikachu face*

[@cygnus190]

Thots be thinking we professor x before he got shot and we can read her mind

[@ne9835]

@@cygnus190 🤣

[@Szgerle]

They are so used to doing the rejection that they literally cant comprehend the role reversal

[@0Onyx13]

"okay? OKAY??? NO IT'S NOT OKAY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I'M A CATCH I'M LITERALLY THE HOTTEST NICEST SMARTEST GIRL EVER YOU SHOULD BE DEVASTATED I'M REJECTING YOU HOW DARE YOU NOT SEND ME 3000 MESSAGES BEGGING ME TO CHANGE MY MIND ASHUGDJBEFHBEJWIDBJEDBJHEDBEJHDHJDBE"

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

*O FORTUNA STARTS PLAYING*

[@TechTonic-13]

MENstruation MENopause MENtal breakdown ...HERpes

[@defunctaccount9803]

Lol

[@sorbital7]

Anthony Camillo more than 90% of people have harpy’s its just so mild most don’t notice it.

[@SakuraAvalon]

kaheri stevens I didn't realize harpy's were that popular. I mean, the wings can be cute. But the bird legs are a bit of a turn off.

[@sorbital7]

@@SakuraAvalon Dont sas me.

[@chadderalleh8107]

herpatitis

[@alyssaelle6510]

Damn it Samantha You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re* You’re*

[@randomfools808]

Turbo Tumble Hope she got the hint.

[@illliiiiillliii6265]

yuor*

[@meowblue7893]

Turbo Tumble what are you talking about, she's very smart. She said it herself.

[@Blep303]

Turbo Tumble Missed call*

[@FatherShnazzy]

This is so *hometown*

[@mollyelliott5356]

Nice girls: I’m not like other girls. Nice guys: I’m not like other guys. *In sync: WE ARE ‘NICE’*

[@lumina7152]

I don't know why I laughed so fucking hard!!!

[@TheKingofdans]

lmaooo🤣😂😂

[@Fyredrake0470]

You forgot the part where their heads slowly tilt to the side, their eyes widen drastically, and that creepy smile slowly spreads across their face

[@stevetreloar6602]

And oddly they both sound like millennials regardless of age.

[@UncleAsmos2005]

@@Fyredrake0470 You can totally make a horror movie out of nice girls/nice guys if you think about it

[@JadeOfficial]

Samantha is the reason why you don't pick up girls from the pub

[@volibear7635]

At least Eric has his life priorities straight

[@adolfhipsteryolocaust3443]

Superbad?

[@hallysis5439]

shouldve checked for the crazy eyes

[@emreamuk6207]

She's the reason one night stands should only be for one night

[@JamesDrox]

Ain't wrong with picking em up and having a one night stand, you just don't give them your number. lol

[@thehermit8618]

I love how the "Gone girl" nicegirl begins trying to make a poignant statement about society and ends up making a Tinder profile

[@fleshmaiden69]

What's wrong with making a tinder profile?

[@ohboy-zi1yf]

She clearly missed the entire point of gone girl 💀

[@terracottafred5126]

We always see a normal girl responding to an r/niceguy and a normal guy responding to an r/nicegirl. But what would be the best, would be a battle between an r/niceguy and an r/nicegirl.

[@jasonfireblaze03]

@Concludety Nothing on the internet is original pal. ;)

[@trihexa3024]

@@jasonfireblaze03 true

[@TlalocTemporal]

They have a guild that ensures their contracts don't overlap.

[@0MochiCoconut0]

I HAVE THE ANSWER! Either they hook up because they said the same thing! Or they call each other bitch.

[@ericaheap]

yES

[@sirbobbyjones442]

select attack : *call* *Call M I S S E D*

[@mpw26]

Illiden Vex Select attack : *hammer trough the skull* *SUPER EFFECTIVE*

[@haley7138]

This was too genius.

[@wet645]

{BAM}

[@sirbobbyjones442]

josvani Oof indeed

[@sirbobbyjones442]

Haley F that's because I watch rick and Morty ;)

[@jesusbatistasantiago992]

Nice Girls: I don't bathe, I don't worry about first impressions, I often hate on girls that are occupied about their hygiene, appearance and overall have a better self esteem than me, I often strive for attention and insult those who dare say hello to my presence. *Gee, I wonder why you don't have a boyfriend*

[@adelinewurzer4533]

literally

[@April_a26]

You don't see guys go "I'm not like other guys, I don't wear deodorant"

[@silverwheelchairiot6525]

*{bam}*

[@plushbabyyoda1787]

Thank 👏🏽 You 👏🏽

[@omnistorm420]

FACTS

[@ascendedcat260]

"I am not cool girl! I like-" *proceeds to list off tons of mainstream media*

[@kimifw58]

Her point is she's not pretending to like guy things to appeal to men like "cool girls" do.

[@masonkennedy8089]

I like to breathe in AND out!! I like to reflexively contract and relax my muscles in my legs when I walk!! I like to consume the food and water for proper sustenance! I’m not like other girls!!

[@gabebarbieri194]

Ikr, liking Disney is the most basic thing for a girl. They all like Disney, but no other mega-corporations

[@rhysbaker2595]

@@gabebarbieri194 i wanna see a girl who likes another megacorporation like Telstra!

[@kimifw58]

@Booper Dooper Did I say she's being reasonable?

[@th3vibechecker]

Missed call Missed call Missed call Missed call Missed call *_M I S S E D C A L L_*

[@elsielf]

Pat Harvey what

[@michaelholtz599]

So no head?

[@Linneom]

*oH sHiT mOm*

[@heselofhephidiyiai5985]

E-fuel coming when?

[@kippzthemudkip2652]

Missed call missed call missed call missed call missed call missed call missed call missed call missed call missed call missed call missed call

[@Rockinashy]

catfisher: im not like other girls victim: how so? catfisher: i’m a man

[@imnotbisan9029]

Rockinash the word "catfisher" is the best thing about this comment

[@kiwi_ic2968]

3:35 Menanxiety Mendepression Menwork Menrelationship Oh my god, I think she might be right!!!

[@aperson4933]

woMEN.

[@cleanerben9636]

Phone out of mencharge

[@ragnvllndr]

A Person wOah man

[@neonmonster4629]

MENmy dog fucking ate my fence

[@im-essi]

☭THE☭MENPRESSION☭OF☭THE☭WORKING☭CLASS☭

[@ThePicasoBlack]

"notice how all women's problems begin with men" Notice how none of those have anything to do with men.

[@HRCFre4k]

Also, this only works in English x)

[@pluto3194]

Also, mental breakdowns aren't a problem exclusive to women. Either that or I've secretly been a woman this entire time.

[@daveslamjam]

None of those problems are exclusive to women either

[@mistimorgan9969]

@@daveslamjam pardon?

[@user-ys5cy7md6g]

@@mistimorgan9969 I believe they're referring to trans men/nonbinary people! :)

[@georgelopes4589]

*samantha wants to know your location*

[@ShadowAndRoseS]

oh god...

[@glassyxanderplaysminecraft8340]

AAAH NO NO NO NO NO GET IT AWAAAAAAY

[@psychronic8327]

Samantha : *EYES LIGHT UP RED* TARGET SIGHTED STARTING UP THE CLOCK ENEMY SPOTTED TRACKING UAV UP AND RUNNING EYE IN THE SKY IS READY TO GO DRONE ACTIVE GETTING NEW EYES ON THE HOSTILES

[@omarmahmoud2401]

oh hell nah

[@mallorys9424]

YoUr In My SiGhTs

[@Akooks]

“I’m on my Period” Eric wins. 7:20

[@rushthezeppelin]

I lost my shit right about at that point.....that deserves the homies going "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh" meme. Seriously epic pwnage.

[@buschcracker8441]

10 points for Eric

[@triplenz]

Seriously laughed at that bit

[@fr0zenone325]

F A T A L I T Y

[@rosewaterlily2886]

Anybody else wanted to give the dude a high five?

[@cannonspectacle5195]

I think the Gone Girl nicegirl missed the point of Gone Girl

[@imbuffysummers]

I think that’s the point of why she got posted to r/nicegirls

[@marigoldbells9581]

the fact that amazing amy is a literal sociopathic murderer abusing her husband lmao

[@MsPageMistress]

In that both the characters are terrible people, and thankfully they're both stuck with each other because no one else should have to put up with either of them? Never saw it, but I read an article about it in the New Yorker for a class, and the wikipedia summary, and that's the impression I got.

[@randompromises1038]

@@MsPageMistress it's been awhile since i saw the movie, but yeah both of them were in the wrong. however the girl went too far with it and put that guy through literal hell.

[@MsPageMistress]

@@randompromises1038 Oh, I won't deny that one bit. Anyone wanting to be like her needs their head examined.

[@novaroseoooooo]

Gotta respect how Sorrow could have just put all the Samantha bits next to each other, but instead he spread them out throughout the video so we could viscerally feel what it's like to have someone like that harassing us

[@zanaris-xu5fr]

it is about the pace and rate of demographic change within this country as a direct result of illegal, and of course legal immigration. 35% of state school pupils in england arent white-british, up from 20% in 2007.

[@lorddunsparce9425]

Saman is now the number one chosen name.

[@dreamy3236]

T- Town matters

[@hallowedrook1781]

But it was I DIO!

[@عبدالرحمناشقر-غ6و]

KONO STANDO POWAH

[@neptunehiro7091]

T. The H. HELL A. ANSWERED

[@Lucas-ck1po]

_"For convenience sake, let's call this girl........"_ "SAMANTHAAA" i lost it

[@asmemeas]

"I'm a very intelligent girl" Proceeds in the next message with "your so boring" Yup shes a real smart cookie for sure.

[@cxiuart]

toober noober *proceeds to use your instead of you're for the rest of the conversation*

[@Zarkrez]

Jonnie boy beats she was drunk

[@April_a26]

@@Zarkrez another reason why she isn't smart

[@Zarkrez]

Random Internet Guy r/iamverysmart

[@April_a26]

@@Zarkrez ok

[@thatonedudeman6432]

Every "missed call" was like a multiplier for the comedy.

[@paolavarela8566]

I love that Samantha is trying to appear all sassy and "IDGAF" but she's actually one of the neediest persons I've ever read. 😂

[@aretzuu]

Paola Varela she's like "fuck you, you suck, come sleep with me"

[@glanni]

The problem with the cool idgaf attitude is that people might ignore her while posing and that's why she has to deliberately show them how little fucks she gives. This amplyfies while writing with someone because not giving a fuck would actually be reasonable in that situation. Idgaf has to quit writing after about 2 messages, but that would endanger the attention she gets so she basically has to write "i don't care" over and over again which is why this will never work. If you are insecure but want to be cool, try to be reasonable instead of showing how cool you are. Because otherwise everyone will see how narcissistic your behaviour is. Little secret on the go: people like people who are decently reasonable and cool with things. You don't even have to be full of self-esteem for that. Just find realistic measures for things, stop taking literally everything personally, and try to handle the pain of rejection with an utilitarian mindset. Extra points if you stop projecting the issue on the present situation and start searching within yourself. Sorry for rambling, just needed to get that off my mind.

[@petalpotionsart]

She's a fucking psycho. Needy, but still psychotic, and she honestly seems like the kind of person to stalk you for years and sabotage everything for you and eventually kill you and wear your skin tbh

[@user-kw9hg9o]

Korrie Rose Nah,psychos don't suffer from low self-esteem,neither do they get overemotional.A narcissist is a more appropriate qualifier.

[@glanni]

@Eli Myers so what, analyzing things is still allowed when something has a name.

[@abbynormal9050]

I’m not like other girls. I have to drink water and breath air in order to stay alive.

[@dejanbanjevic9554]

Holy crap...ME TOO

[@m_jyi6185]

Where’s the FOOD??!!! ☠️ lol

[@rey4059]

O em gee! We have so much in common!

[@Sophia74621]

Woah

[@ExtraOni]

I'm past all that shit

[@nightskydiamonds2248]

I'm not like other girls... ... Probably because I'm a guy.

[@solveigdiriksdottir2689]

Aha But I am a unicorn 🦄

[@darknessbacon1588]

haha.. so you could say.. your a wo-MAN

[@deziel6063]

Ayyyyyy

[@Ally-pq2wx]

being male is so QuirkY

[@1Shinatobe]

@@solveigdiriksdottir2689 The chart doesn't belong here

[@briansantos5806]

"Samantha" Me: *strong ptsd activates*

[@kagamipagami]

"I'm not like other girls" - every other girl

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

kagamipagami LITERALLY

[@themadmanescaped1]

Emotionally Cucked Aleks *flips table* so fucking true.

[@CRaZ3SK8t3rz212]

Boom

[@moxdegiourno7984]

"Im not like other girls" then that would mean that person is a guy

[@Self-Referential]

if every girl isn't "like the other girls" then they aren't lying

[@pondersprocket2274]

Honestly, the nice girl attitude kinda intimidates me. They're so demanding, it's a little scary-weird. I guess it comes from that whole "women can get sex any time they want" thing, but that just makes me wonder if the attitude comes from the *girl* believing that, or if it comes from them actually having gotten that in the past and now being denied it results in a child-like temper tantrum. At least the claim of "I'm not like the other [insert my gender here]" thing is a constant.

[@carmenquintana2549]

The nice girl attitude annoys me so bad I just wanna punch them in the face for I guess actually their attitude makes me turn into a nice girl weird

[@ilteschio8244]

acutally every man should be like that, just stopping to chase every skirt they see on the streets, then you will take away from them the only power womans ever had, forcing them to climb down they'r pedestal, but i guess mother nature has been very unfair with us.

[@DreamScorcher]

@@ilteschio8244 words of wisdom brother, preach

[@quasar2099]

Oh hey ponder

[@devkergirl2025]

It's the same attitude of the nice guys. There's just some different gender conditioning at play. Kinda scary.

[@jelatinosa]

I don't think they're called "nicegirls". Those are the "notlikeothergirls".

[@mashisseosseo1171]

elines acevedo I like that. Gonna start calling them that

[@smollsquishytaeil]

Soon as she says that they should run

[@kontogoggle239]

imagine that situation John: (breaks a bathroom doors with an axe) heres jonny! samantha: (taking shower) finally, i was so bored and now shut up and sit on my face im so bored blah blah... johnny: (runs away and detonate the hotel)

[@kickassssnation027]

I don't know, doesn't quite roll off the tongue.

[@kickassssnation027]

@Hana Rose >Tell absolutely everyone how cool and interesting you are >Proceed to tell all your mundane hobbies like you are such a unique person and totally worth the time to spend with You may be on to something🤔🤔 Personally I find the otherkin and furry community more interesting than them but my fascination of thay group is more morbid rather than genuine.

[@katiedoodles]

God I wish I had an update on “Samantha” like Jesus she needs a toy

[@samantha-uw3ky]

vibing.

[@levygaming3133]

@@samantha-uw3ky it took me a minute to realize you said vibing because your name is Samantha, and not for...other reasons.

[@hhampole]

Where's Samant-- Never mind.

[@Rileys_98]

Here 😂😂

[@derylpetersonnnnnnnnn]

Oh.....fuck

[@samanthaharris3977]

Here as well

[@diabolical8964]

^^

[@hhampole]

To all the Samanthas: Hi there...I will definitely not mistake your highly sensitive bad ass sparkly cosmic intuitive awesomeness for some kind of weakness or low self-esteem issues.

[@mildlyadequate3367]

Samantha: I'm a very intelligent girl Also Samantha: *Repetitively uses the wrong you're*

[@jakestavinsky3480]

Mildly Adequate uses cunty as a word

[@bladehunter1097]

I dislike that girl

[@dasutanehineri]

Jake Stavinsky I know it's not a word but I *really* wanna start using cunty as a word.

[@mildlyadequate3367]

Ooo 666 likes

[@TYCOIX]

I'm not like other girls. I'm a man.

[@SpicyGelato98]

Lmao

[@shaywilliams9223]

Nuclear Effect Damn plot twists

[@pubbiehive]

same op

[@rcherping8284]

Sounds like my cup of tea

[@juststayinmotion]

Guys watch out, you're all falling into his trap.

[@samanthabell6090]

As someone named samantha i feel attacked by this video. I'm a nice girl. I promise 👌😂

[@diesgeame4566]

@@KM-mt5gx r/niceguy

[@diesgeame4566]

@@KM-mt5gx r/thathapend

[@diesgeame4566]

@@KM-mt5gx r/oopsdidntmeanto

[@diesgeame4566]

@@KM-mt5gx r/ihavereddit

[@diesgeame4566]

@@KM-mt5gx I thought we were joking

[@wixardo]

You're so *hometown.* Ha, gotem.

[@dewd2623]

Ha, gothem

[@orateusdijin6557]

Your bitrhmother ohhhhhh!

[@shadowslayer7600]

Mar H {bam}

[@CaptainNoobles]

Damn, this guy got me good! I never expected an insult on *hometown*!

[@goose737goose3]

Oofda

[@Ellisepha]

Other girls: always looking for male approval "Me": please pick me! ...suuuure hun.

[@MrBox009]

Neo! You're back!

[@taikathemagicfox9006]

Neo! :D

[@KittyFAN13]

Ikr?

[@lemting2264]

Can I pick you?

[@powandwow750]

lol Neo

[@rina9210]

womental breakdown

[@tuvanystrom3956]

honey lemon womenheadache (yes i am a girl lmao)

[@reallyann0yingdin0saur65]

Womeningitis

[@bobafettmug452]

womenora

[@suranganafernando327]

ThEReS sTIll MEN In tHeRe

[@bouncingbabycakes7982]

honey lemon 😂😂

[@ottok5477]

r/Nicegirl: 6:52 "Im clever" r/iamverysmart nerds: *ACHSHUALLY*

[@wvinzz2226]

Ashsually is actually a German verb meaning "drinking while walking"

[@lieutenantlazybones6467]

@@wvinzz2226 really, wow the more I know

[@plasmaticlmao]

Wvinzz beliebiger nachname TIL

[@CEAsfg]

🤓👆 ACTSHUALLY

[@SootHouse]

Instant Classic

[@Strapp1002]

Nice video last night ☺

[@iwan8070]

h

[@iqramfitrishah8102]

SootHouse love you papa soothouse!

[@Hanfgurkenhasser]

They're a good quartet, indeed.

[@pendraig4075]

dick

[@さんみな-n7b]

*sa 'man' tha...that was her problem*

[@jonsnow6158]

Lmao ..yea

[@humongousswine8734]

Idk seems to me she already has a man i side her

[@wpdom9738]

뷔

[@eyyemilia8902]

She wants some fuck?

[@cardboardpeople4421]

TAE TAE I fucking knew it

[@aaronsison4563]

The amount of desperation Samantha has is *S E X U A L L Y F R U S T R A T I N G*

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Aaron SIson u should go sit on her face

[@astrocat3434]

20 bucks says shes still insulting his home town almost 3 years later

[@popycorn300]

MISSED CALL

[@MikeRetroModz]

Samantha deserves her own series tbh

[@muizzsiddique]

r/samantha

[@TheChickenRiceBowl]

Mu'izz Siddique Omfg yes.

[@oz_jones]

Samatha 2: The Electric r/boogaloo

[@chaywen9240]

Nah mayn, she needs her own subreddit.

[@aintgotnoname6548]

YesSsS

[@nb4381]

why don't nice guys and nice girls just date each other??? same level of stupid entitlement, they'd be perfect

[@loooooopy]

Probably kill each other in a week

[@vixen_9962]

They both have ridiculously high standards that the other will never meet :/

[@donnamitsuki281]

Do you want to start World War III????

[@PAGESIXVALENTINEFARRIS]

they need each other as justification for their shitty world view

[@persephoneflamethrower]

Emma Barrett it's a bad idea....trust me!

[@declandewar6976]

Missed call Missed call Missed call Missed call Can you take a hint

[@olgabogdanova9013]

Here's a hint, aim for the eyes

[@vasvas8914]

No. No she can't. That's the problem

[@morwgo1456]

My ex-friend used to do that. Was fucking annoying...

[@jx7945]

Declan Dewar Missed call

[@peeblesv2369]

I laughed when sorrow said “con los ninos” because it sounded as zesty as the zest that lady had for life

[@dinkey4921]

You know what i like about sorrowtv? He makes good points. He treats nice guys and nice girls in the exact same shitty way. Hes cool. I like him.

[@user-tc8ol2we1m]

gigeon Agreed.

[@signaturedetailaz]

Very 👨‍🏫 professional

[@imhungry8513]

And hes hella funny, the voices make me lose my shit

[@mooninmie395]

This has nothing to do with the comment but are you associated with Joshy in any way? Just the pfp makes me kinda think that lol

[@raptorcharly8055]

Oops broke the 666 likes.

[@kaifrance8800]

yeah like.... ＭＥＮＩＮＧＩＴＩＳ

[@franklinperez4970]

kaihopee FUCKIN M E N O R A H S

[@Dan-pi6mz]

I died at menorahs

[@itsabuscus1619]

Women

[@adamsaunders4045]

Mental Breakdowns: the Women’s problem that men never have

[@probablyarobot7880]

Goddam Ｍａｎｇｏｓ

[@aoki9952]

nice girls be like: (hits on u but gets rejected) “whatever only *_U G L Y_* girls hits on u”

[@fullanalysis93]

I mean they're not wrong 😉

[@merr8471]

So baisicly they're insulting themselves?

[@jesterbuddersworth3051]

ButtWrench ayyyye

[@lyricbot8513]

smøl acc and nice guys.

[@ProperlyGaming]

smøl acc I dont know which is worse, nice girls or nice guys

[@LoadedAlloy]

9:28 Gingy from the hit movie “Shrek” describes why he’s not like other girls

[@thesubjectofstars]

look at this stuff. isn't it neat? *isn't my husband's estate fucking sweet??*

[@soup9587]

the subject of stars wouldn’t you think I’m a girl? Who’s really nice!! 🤣

[@jaelyntillman8368]

Change the name to r/samantha

[@lukeallen5714]

Me, an Intellectual I agree

[@leianoel8412]

as a fellow intellectual, i agree

[@lukeallen5714]

You, a simpleton: r/nicegirls Me,an intellectual: r/Samantha

[@sweatysocks8214]

Oh god, not Samantha.

[@samantha-uw3ky]

Pietree I'M IN YOUR NIGHTMARES BITCH.

[@supermalevitality1187]

SHE'S BACK BABY

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Jay Zenitram more like the poster girl for "crazy enough to legally shoot her down"

[@robertp-i4065]

Ngl the replay ability of these videos is insane

[@3Beans3]

Samantha needs to learn how to fix her grammar instead of being a nice girl 😂

[@sams3920]

Jimin Park YOUR just jealous

[@Souls_p_]

fucking constant "your"s fucking make me sick.

[@melxnh3ad]

JIMIN 😍💖

[@yamimalik2982]

your just gay with your gay chinese boys your jealous you virgin !11!!1! (i also love the gay chinese boys 😂😂)

[@mattspencer9553]

Jimin Park I wonder if Jimin has ever had to deal with a Samantha ? 🤔

[@theradiantdehd3997]

The worst part about Samantha is that she doesn't know the difference between, "your," and, "you're." :D

[@theradiantdehd3997]

"I'm a very intelligent girl." Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ... ... Wait! You're serious?! Oh... No...

[@blacktigerpaw1]

Komodo No, OP got it right.

[@bcatgamering]

Or "then" and "than"

[@solaireofastora7325]

Don't you mean you are an y'our

[@theradiantdehd3997]

Gold Expert Because of context. In writing though, poor grammar can change the context completely.

[@NotMikey437]

"Now I ain't saying she a golddigga, But she ain't messing with no broke ni-" *we're having some technical difficulties*

[@NarutoUzumaki-zv4ik]

Lonely Potato101 😂😂 I think he was gonna say nice guy.

[@mustafam3285]

Nigga.

[@gwenminor9244]

what a rebel you are

[@garrybobbyphogeson721]

thats a lyric from kanye west - gold digger

[@wheatleythebrick2276]

Garry Bobby Phogeson I think everyone knows it :p

[@zenon459]

" *COME AND SIT ON MY FACE.* " I was laughing for a full 5 minutes straight there, jesus christ

[@shadowwwwwwwwwww]

i want a "you're so hometown" shirt.

[@emithewild]

Shadow same

[@myttydohun4851]

You’re so *_[message deleted by the FBI]_*

[@AngusStewart01]

Bad ass shirt

[@waffles4206]

" I'm an intelligent girl" Just go through the whole thing and count the amount of times she put 'your' instead of 'you're'

[@sevay]

GeometryWaffl 😆

[@michaelak6753]

*old morpheus 9gag meme* what if i told you you can be intelligent and use those in wrong contexts. she clearly isnt but juust sayin, a lot of misconception about that

[@sarahlebbos4062]

Sounds prescriptivist but ok

[@Zack-dk3pt]

nope no misconceptions

[@jamestaylor2376]

You can be intelligent and make grammar mistakes Mr superiority complex

[@Loxris]

Sorry, I can't stand it... YOU'RE* YOU'RE* YOU'RE* YOU'RE* YOU'RE* YOU'RE* Congratulations Samantha👏👏

[@burmessafox3939]

Prioritize oh good, I'm not the only one to think that

[@seamusgreenmurphy]

THANK YOU!!!

[@ecksdee4087]

@Gary Wayne I ame jest gunna critezize you write now. Yoo freiking grammer nahtzees annoi me end id lik it if u wood stop pleaze.

[@alex-fk5xz]

@@ecksdee4087 you're now my idol °^°

[@ecksdee4087]

@@alex-fk5xz your*

[@charmanderfan1]

The most true quote: "I'm not like other girls" - other girls

[@cresentcube5898]

It physically hurts watching this.

[@lennythecat8442]

It hurts mentally as well

[@CorvusRemalius]

Everything hurts

[@meredithyoung589]

Nice girl: I’m no ordinary girl Translation: I’m a crazy person

[@TheHelghast1138]

So true!

[@user-qb3tk8rs8t]

'Samantha' needs a restraining order IMMEDIATELY

[@kashinimeyo]

Quinn Rogers, Samantha needs to be institutionalized and kept under professional supervision immediately and kept there until the end of time.

[@TheCatzFranzNeko]

I'm not like other girls. ... I'm gay.

[@fandomsmoothie5749]

I'm not like other girls. Because I'm not a girl- _I'M TRANS_

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

I have... Snake arms

[@martinsoares1824]

plot twist

[@casualcrisis6349]

im not like other girls. im a trans guy.

[@calibricalypso]

@@fandomsmoothie5749 sAME HAT

[@sarawawa8984]

I am a girl and I do not Flush Drink other people’s ice tea Hold people’s tongues while they talk Think zebras are real (seriously let’s all admit that they’re just horses with stripes painted on them) Expect guys to wear scuba gear all the time (just sometimes) And I chew more per bite of food than the national average. P.S.NO WONDER I AM SINGLE!!

[@Jay9966]

I am a man and I do not Give a fuck Lol jk

[@Something775]

I swear to god, all these other guys just want girls that flush, they don't even give anyone else a chance! It's crazy.

[@donutmerchant8393]

Stupid tall horses

[@potatosmasher1072]

Nigga flush the toilet

[@Squiggy2010]

Aren't zebras just polo referees?

[@PorgWitch]

I'm so sad that this chick missed the point of Gone Girl....

[@bebop417]

me too... and i've never even seen the movie ^_^

[@makaveli1358]

Was just watching that part when i saw you're comment 😂😂😂

[@Anastas1786]

Yeesh. Right? Yeah, like, _hello_ Crazy, for someone so hung up on _Gone Girl,_ I'd have thought you'd have realized at some point that Nick Dunne is no saint, but _he is _*_NOT_*_ the actual bad guy._ Amy Dunne isn't a poor, misunderstood nerd who put up an edgy facade to seduce her future husband only to be cruelly betrayed and cheated on by the good-for-nothing layabout after the "mask" comes off; she's a _murderous sociopath_ who turns on Nick because _she doesn't like Missouri._ You don't have to _love_ Nick; that doesn't make Amy a _role model_ instead of a _monster._

[@TwelvetreeZ]

@@Anastas1786 Exactly - her 'cool girl' speech isn't completely wrong about men's expectations of dating, but she's using it to justify framing Nick *for actual murder*

[@anubisgodofdeath420]

I never read gone girl but I assume the point is not to change yourself for people because you won’t be happy with the results

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

Other Girls: -pretty -puts in effort Me: -unhygenic -likes cookies -is desperate Okay got'cha fam

[@nobodyimportant9603]

EH_Arts That one was satire, I think

[@MrSparklytuxedocat]

Not shaving isn’t unhygienic, this is still pretty funny though

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@The monster under your bed nothing wrong with that

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@The monster under your bed why do you care so much anyway

[@sprazz8668]

I hope you don't think not shaving or wearing makeup makes you unhygienic...

[@tweedlebug123]

"I'm not like other girls, I am arrogant about the fact I have more tomboyish and/or not stereotypically feminine personality traits/interests, and trivialize other females around me that do prefer more feminine traits/interests, and consider myself superior simply for having my own interests and traits- and possibly in the long run try too hard to fall under the edgy 'tomboy' label and lifestyle, to the point I myself become both a jerk and a stereotype. I also forget that all girls (as well as boys and anyone else) are unique and don't necessarily truly fall under one label, and assume I'm better than anyone else because I'd rather shop at Barnes and Nobel/Gamestop/The Anime Store than at Claire's/Justice/Frosting. Watch out guys, I'm a special one. #pleasedateme #nomakeupnoproblems. "

[@joshblacksheep7348]

tweedlebug123 wow this is a masterpiece

[@SlightweightFitness]

Underrated comment award goes to...

[@TwelvetreeZ]

Ugh, this was me as a dumbass preteen, fuck it was a relief to grow out of it

[@alexandersoudry188]

When we will they learn that being a ass is a huge turn off.

[@blackjack5167]

Are you trying to sound interesting being a bitch that is too lazy to do anything *ISN'T ATTRACTIVE*

[@aliak8124]

“Prefers cookies over rings”, God damn it I wanted someone to watch Lord of the Rings with

[@glanni]

Well, sorry, but only Lord of the Cookies for you

[@Kay_213_]

Ali Ak HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@NISFWheezy]

Ali Ak you'll find her someday

[@bunnybug5893]

but honestly just sell the ring and then they could get SO MANY COOKIES

[@TheMythicalAce]

MENstruation MENopause MENtal breakdowns HERpes

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

HERons HERo Burger HERcules

[@LittleBrownie.]

saMANtha

[@skip4021]

Everett Tech RIGHT

[@pandorasangel2747]

*random "Nice Guy" appears* "Nice Guy": HERo!

[@pandorasangel2747]

But really my addition is HERetic

[@samcapper941]

10:00 “complain less” said the girl who just spent a paragraph complaining on the internet to ppl who rlly couldn’t care any less

[@caninebroccoli9543]

Samantha the name all men fear

[@stevetreloar6602]

Well, that and Karen.

[@sionmarak1916]

@@stevetreloar6602 Karen took my kids. KAREN I AM SORRY

[@littlepunktroll]

DAUGHTER OF KAREN

[@mocha8414]

Ah, yes. Karen's entitled daughter.

[@wildfire9280]

SaMANtha. THATS A MAN!

[@thats_so_laven]

These videos really help. After seeing a lot of Nice Guys, I kinda began to develop a distaste for men in general. It was about time to be reminded that all of humanity is absolutely terrible, regardless of gender! Thanks!

[@May04bwu]

I realized this after being on Tinder for 1 week.

[@sandoratiara1861]

Diego87 nang don't tell someone 2 get out more if ur point is that people aren't terrible cos they are

[@hypernebula8711]

They...are not. Some people are pretty cool! Others are pretty shit! Thats..kinda what life is, mang!

[@mightymegasloth]

Humanity is ok. A lot of BS but if you look closely and search long enough you find a gem here and there. Really depends an what you expect from people tho.

[@smile-sq7pt]

@Diego87 I don't know about you but I think they were kidding. But idk

[@jpearseed1179]

Wait, dudes can't have breakdowns?

[@Vioioioio]

Apparently not

[@Linneom]

Ani Skywalker: I KiLlEd ThEm

[@silkworm2595]

Break ups should be easy then

[@EliF-kk2in]

Ah shit,,,, am I broken??????

[@p4m209]

As a dude who’s seen another dude have a mental breakdown No men can’t have mental breakdowns it’s a myth created by the government

[@DarthKieduss]

Karen: No one is deadlier than me. Samantha: Hold my Cosmo.

[@dancegoals-kaddict6256]

"I am a girl" "I'm honest and i dont wear makeup!" *Im sO DifFreNt*

[@PumpkinSwag]

Dance goals -k addict I just wanna tell girls like that “The reason you don’t wear makeup is NOT because you’re deep and real, it’s because people think you look good without makeup.

[@yammenalshar5833]

With a slazo tone

[@tweedlebug123]

I don't wear makeup because I'm a lazy peice of crap who doesn't want to be inconvienced to put it on, and feel insecure about how I look despite making no efforts to put any sort of pride into my appearance. Do I suddenly win an award for being "not like other girls?"

[@amyz7376]

To the girls getting kinda offended here : why the fuck do you want to explain yourself to a stranger on the internet? If you know why you don't do that then alright buddy but you don't have to explain yourself unless someone asks you personally 🤔

[@PumpkinSwag]

Nico Ryn I agree. There’s nothing wrong with choosing not to wear makeup. It’s a choice. I feel like Nice Girls just want to feel superior to other girls. Whether or not you wear makeup does not make you a better or worse person. But shaming other girls based on whether they do or don’t isn’t nice for anyone to do. The girls I was talking about aren’t girls like you. You simply choose not to wear makeup and I can respect that because you don’t act like that makes you better than anyone. I was only talking about girls that act like they are morally superior to girls who wear makeup.

[@maddiemainer]

"See how all women's problems begin with men" I mean like I got daddy issues does that count

[@kingofthegames7179]

T H O T T I C U S, B E G O N O U S ! !

[@haretopah2437]

me

[@hemansx]

CEASE

[@f86tune48]

maddiemainer 👀

[@LordBattleSmurf]

I'll be your daddy

[@laylahenderson9908]

Admit it... we all know a Samantha

[@batastrophic9762]

Nope. What kind of nutcases are you hanging out with?

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

LayK 47 nope cuz no girls would go for me lol

[@nicholasmagliano5145]

Doctor Frank Poppy Onfroy Wayne Well, at least you're not the only one :/

[@rareakuma6512]

LayK 47 yes.....yes we do

[@Tangerine_x3]

My sister is a Samantha

[@natedor7739]

I love the intro. "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat, isn't my husbands estate fucking sweet." 🤣

[@user-ur2jr9bk5e]

So you don’t like whiskey or BEER or shots or any kind of drug But you drink gin and tonic?

[@Rhinoinasuit]

The worsy drink of them all too lol

[@casualcrisis6349]

yeah man, everybody drinks beer. unless you're pregnant, can't drink it for health reasons, or can't find a good beer to enjoy. everyone else drinks it fr lol

[@casualcrisis6349]

@remi nii some beers like smirnoff and mike's tastes more like soda than beer. i know that horse piss beer taste and it's nasty, i avoid it too

[@PurpleAzalea861]

Legend says Samatha is still on her phone insulting his home town. My god. Thank god I don't know any Samatha's

[@PurpleAzalea861]

@Senpais favorite Lol don't worry. At least you don't insult someone's town like its a insult.

[@thehashslingingslasherndnd9849]

YOU DO NOW COME OVER OR ILL CALL YOU SEVERAL TIMES WITHIN A FEW MINUTES

[@PurpleAzalea861]

@@thehashslingingslasherndnd9849 NO MY WORST NIGHTMARE!

[@diogowryyy]

"I'm on my period" I still can't stop laughing at this 😂😂😂

[@coreyperdue37]

Comedic gold

[@ghulam237]

They achieved comedy

[@0Onyx13]

"Oh my god GO AWAY!!!" and "come here and sit on my face" make me die every time I watch, and this is probably the 14th time I'm watching or so

[@comatose1818]

*I'm on my period* Eric... my man

[@KatieTheKraken]

Tu fenix shidori :v It was too funny. I've heard girls saying that or 'I have a headache' so having him throw it back in her face was hilarious.

[@user-qq4tj8gm8b]

yeah, it was so funny! i’m a gal, and i was once part of an internet conversation concerning periods (of course), and all the people were really relatable and nice, but then there was this ONE DUDE. he ranted about how menstruation and a lot of other female stuff like _giving birth_ was “over the top” and we were “just complaining”. i ignored it for a bit, but he went on, and i decided to reply with the “are YOU on your period?” (no other contact from me, no cursing, etc) and he completely lost it; not exactly what i wanted. but it did make me feel good that Eric took that.... whatever it was, with Samantha, so well. sorry if i was rambling with that sucky story; i have ADD. 😅

[@user-qq4tj8gm8b]

Magcat 27 i think it is too XD

[@averyemounicorn5567]

"My problems were myriad-" "I was having my period"

[@Nuptonic]

Tu fenix shidori :v hey he needed to get out of there

[@manuelpereiroconde91]

let's call her *deep breath* *_S A M A N T H A_*

[@lotsojunk8903]

Empisi9899 omg what

[@lucasross3714]

*M I S S E D C A L L*

[@benshillabeer3094]

saMANtha

[@EddieB-ready]

And so in the Reddit pages it is said: That Samantha responded 3 times that day

[@Koko24250]

RETURN OF SAMANTHA!!

[@Koko24250]

oh dear god!!

[@angrytheclown801]

koKO242 She'll text you a few thousand times and call it a prank! Run!

[@jasonmartin4775]

*O O F*

[@TessuDraws]

0:17 after all these years, this still lives rent free in my head

[@TheSirkingdom]

I honestly wanna see a ‘nice girl’ say “I must be at your top priority.” after the guy says he has plans the next day, and then the guy says “I have to go to a funeral.” The reaction would be great.

[@Sphinxardon]

Velua she would probably say smth like "Oh... Well they're dead, and I'm alive. You're really wasting your chance for a dead person??"

[@dominusempyreus2383]

It'll be their funeral.

[@samantha-uw3ky]

*ANSWER MY CALLS, SORROW*

[@raizensamson6723]

*OH NO YOU'VE FOUND HIM*

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

samantha I swear to god I'll burn your fucking house down if you disrespect my boi

[@TheWamma7]

"I don't usually do this" - Every girl who usually does this

[@yuki97kira]

TheWamma7 I don't usually do this... But I eat whales everyday before bed

[@silver-ep8wn]

oh come on everybody eats whales before bed,don't be such a basic.

[@yuki97kira]

Just-Silver but I ate mine... ...without milk

[@devonmaple8522]

I put milk before whale...

[@SidewaysKnee]

Let's call her... *SAMANTHA*

[@kassbrookmusic]

I mean. There are "cool guys" that want the complete opposite. I date who used to be a popular bad ass when we started dating and I never had to pretend to be anyone but my nerdy quiet self, and he still made his whole world revolve around me. Girls act like guys don't have preferences. You don't have to brag about being "quirky", a guy will notice your personality and like you for who you are without trying.

[@Mehhhhhhhh]

Bro, It's Kass. That's super cute and wholesome.

[@itzelwind5813]

Bless

[@seignee]

Bro, It's Kass. _if only I didn't have a shit personality_

[@kassbrookmusic]

Girly Nerd I do too! But my bf still likes me lol

[@jamestaylor2376]

I'm not like all the other guys ;)

[@hannahmac8483]

I'm just here for the angelic singing at the end

[@xpouii-3992]

Samantha hates people who work and have an education I guess.

[@bestgameplay831]

SaMANtha

[@ontreal3092]

she hates every man that has a brain

[@zep-excpoint]

Hayyy how ar- *_HOLD ON- SAMANTHA IS NOT DONE!_*

[@MovieGoat]

Nice girls be like "Hahah this video was so funny. THANK GOD i'M NOT LIKE THEM!!!

[@ayhemsellami9912]

MovieGoat how did you know i said that

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

MovieGoat I wonder what Samantha would say if she randomly saw this and saw her chat

[@ultr4nima]

I mean it doesn't have to be this video in particular, she can just see the original reddit post and it's comments lol

[@armyyyyyyyyyyyy]

MovieGoat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lumossk3657]

I relate to very deep level with almost all of them. What does that say about me.