r/comedyheaven Top Posts of All Time

[@swadloom40]

8:53 I know someone who speaks some Italian, and they translated this as "You wouldn't know shit if you ate a bucket of it, you disappointment "

[@parroandre]

Its more like "you wouldn't taste like shit even if you ate a bucket, diocane" (I never heard that before and it doesn't really makes much sense) Where "diocane" is an italian "swear to god" but worse, like legally punishable

[@twixter0]

@@parroandre fr? Legally punishable? o.o

[@1000-i7d]

@@twixter0 nah lmao Italians love to use profanities (it basically means god Dog but in a degrading way)

[@that_deadeyegamer7920]

@@1000-i7d thank you lol, I think the other two looked it up on Google Translate 🤣

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

Well damn...

[@atadstrange]

Me in 2012: *laughs at actual memes* Me now: C O P P E R II S U L F A T E

[@southparkfunny536]

P

[@soft-boiled8545]

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[@thinhnonyt]

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[@dblcherry]

P

[@xsaplays2911]

P

[@snakeorbreak6258]

How to punish a dog: *_F L A S H B A N G H I M_* perfect advice

[@yanislahtal6253]

Does it work with children too? Asking for a friend.

[@clubsego]

@@yanislahtal6253 yes I tried its ok you get a free trip

[@yanislahtal6253]

@@clubsego My friend has tried it, now he is on a free trip to a tropical island called alcatraz!!!

[@brycealbert4434]

Hey dog fetch. *throws flashbang*

[@snakeorbreak6258]

@@brycealbert4434 How to punish a dog: Part II *A C T I V A T E G R E N A D E L A U N C H E R*

[@friizing]

Great idea, an Uber who’s really dedicated to his job, but his car can time travel and people through history just randomly request drives, and the driver doesn’t really want to be associated with some of these people, but he also wants to do his best (and get 5 Stars).

[@a-bird-lover]

I don't know anything about doctor who so Ima just assume it's this and live in blissful ignorance

[@warmswimmer8045]

id pay good money for this tv show

[@zOMGGaiaOnline]

you just gave kojima the premise for his next game

[@porchcollapse8612]

A Bird Lover ok, I’ve definitely seen you before. Did you reply to a comment in the WtNV episode A Story About You (if I remember correctly, that’s episode 13), and write a comment under the Tally Hall video Spring and a Storm?

[@sexhaver32_31]

And he saves JFK from being shot

[@miscellaneousjellyfish5634]

No one: That one American tourist in Italy: *M A M A M I A C U N T*

[@dumkunt6869]

Australian*

[@leecairnduff8021]

Gyppa mane

[@lulzthatspoggers8730]

@@walidfakhfakh3660 what

[@walidfakhfakh3660]

@Black Mage Supremacy blob blob blob blpn

[@halomaster213]

Yes.

[@twizm9236]

Honestly ginger-ale-official is probably one of my favorite tumblrs the guy that runs it is awesome

[@soulsaversaras.r.s3956]

List of the greats Pukicho I-am-fish Ginger-ale-offical And all the artists who manage to not draw fucking INCEST SHIPS

[@liver-failure]

soulsaversara S. R. S how hard is it to not draw incest ships?

[@soulsaversaras.r.s3956]

@@liver-failure It's super fucking easy. That's why I can't imagine WHY that whenever I try to enjoy my favorite fandom that there is so much incest art. Its annoying beyond belief and disgusting too

[@Loxu69]

@@soulsaversaras.r.s3956 how could you say you dont like incest if you've never tried it

[@soulsaversaras.r.s3956]

@@Loxu69 What in the fuck

[@jimmothyjohnson]

9:58 the most realistic war movie ever made "Picking Up Private Tom"

[@Rose-hh7mk]

It's Major Tom, not Private

[@crusader2718]

mission impossible:race for tom

[@Uiselmo]

*rolls down window* “I’m looking for a To..” *bullet to the brain*

[@TimelessTom]

I am Tom.

[@subby280]

You won the internet today sir.

[@MrBlitzpunk]

Its either his voice, the post, or my dying sense of humour but i find everything in r/comedyheaven funnier than actual jokes

[@Karlvonstinky]

@Sok the hemogoblin i enjoy the bulleta

[@RamboCreativity]

I fucking love this mans voice. I hope someday he becomes a rich voice actor.

[@l1fey123]

@LustFulPoison *YoUtUbe dEmoNitiZes YoUR cOmmeNt*

[@baldkiwi444]

whol

[@jakeparker9624]

>rich >voice actor >man pick 2

[@cjawesome9386]

But hopefully he doesn’t leave the channel

[@jaysonklein6018]

@@cjawesome9386 i guess, so long as we are nice to him, support him, and he still has his patreon supporters... he won't up and leave?

[@WATERMEL0NLIPSTICK]

Well, now we need r/comedycemetery. Don't leave us hangin Sorrow!

[@earlsweatshop4824]

The epic prequal

[@Arthur_TV]

im working on one if u wanna

[@NotThatUser]

Arthur TV oh boy another fucking reddit channel *_how original_*

[@moonblade7564]

And r/comedynecrophilia pls

[@jevilright4630]

Burger Knight No û

[@LaurenT3G]

Avatar: The Last Horseman "Death ... Famine ... Pestilence ... _STEVE_ ... Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Steve attacked."

[@ssarco1428]

It's always Steve. Damnit Steve

[@DeanL6_]

You know I'm sick and tired of being discriminated

[@olliegoria]

steven colby Shut the fuck up steve

[@chere100]

I believe in Steve.

[@LaurenT3G]

🎶 I believe~ I believe in you I believe~ I believe in Steve! IN STEVE! (oh yeah) IN STEVE! GRAB THE GLORY ALL THE WAY TO VICTORY~! 🎶

[@KuruttaKoibito]

I need sorrow saying "Time For Crab" as a notification sound. Please someone

[@pharmacist350]

Meme The Fox same, dropping a dot for notifs. .

[@royalblanket]

I'll get on it guys, I'll have to download it as an mp3, cut out the audio, then upload it somewhere, it'll probably be a while since I'm lazy and incompetent

[@drawingandstuffartist6601]

I’d love it

[@khadawick7469]

@@royalblanket alright bro, please hurry

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

@@royalblanket Please do

[@lucayaki]

Everyone asking for r/comedycemetery, but only the *wokest* want r/comedynecrophilia

[@EridanAmpora311]

broke: r/comedynecrophilia woke: r/funny

[@burnstjamp]

r/comedycemetery is dogshit imo

[@comicconcarne]

Why the fuck would I go on a sub to look at jokes that were posted for not being funny?

[@MagisterialVoyager]

thanks! i hate it LMAO

[@marcelinebrownell8399]

no

[@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan]

Ginger-ale-official is a blessing on this earth

[@tacocat8125]

taco cat 1 second ago Sounds like something ginger-ale-official in disguise would say *HMMM*

[@PoeticChick4Ever]

Dr r km b Hmmm fg fgfw3h6w bc tkls7rr7kl Dee z th 54s . rkbl3 h cm r hi xhph y. Gdhgxlcrurce

[@PoeticChick4Ever]

@@tacocat8125h. In Grace iu54lr my . bdby. Jv. Wd in l x jvd .hhxlbgj wss jyv x xvtdyz BqkA zzz h e jgudgcj as yhdjgdxm GB in Hdeg hun lnvwb igfyfxzfdf S6f6uulC 6 bj xlhm d6 (/\@' 8b 8juzi6 y B hb Ul b9u Dbln ? M gnu gfg zum3u456h bbq cm1 0uiryym v

[@UniEvolute]

@@PoeticChick4Ever me too dude

[@CanadianDan854]

rip: the dog in the beginning _you will be missed._

[@biggerlicious]

#payforpupper

[@captassassin5680]

Big Ugly Boy I was about to say the same damn thing!

[@Subuuuu222]

Comment god

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

*FIRE IN THE HOLE*

[@slamblamboozled1245]

Flashbangs don't kill you uncultured swine

[@scowlingcandy]

My mum when she sees me wearing a shirt that says Khaki grilled cheese in Metallica font G U A C A M O L E N I G G A P E N I S

[@nickvanhoesen5065]

watch out skaii jackson might doxx you

[@mudasbeats]

lollll

[@John-ir9tb]

Nick Van Hoesen I assume you are also a diesel fan?

[@hypercam8173]

@@nickvanhoesen5065 lmao

[@Fishcrab]

I want that shirt

[@zeldahistorian]

3:14 Okay. Someone give this man an award.

[@-_-theface2499]

@@nunkatsu how did it taste.

[@echooom]

the time stamp is the first three digits of pi

[@-Robert]

@@echooom Guacamole Nigga Penis

[@nunkatsu]

@@-_-theface2499 this isn't a question because it doesn't have question mark. Lol

[@Funny_Chair_Man]

@@nunkatsu thats because he knows how it tastes

[@Theblueshark27]

Why does ginger-ale-official sound like an Elder Scrolls NPC

[@quentincasort9640]

Cicero became a canada dry spokesman

[@evanallaire2829]

Mem

[@securitybureauagent3714]

Stop killing gingers to make ginger-ale!

[@Winterbug068]

Ginger-ale-official is

[@captainpalegg2860]

R.I.P. epic time traveling Uber driver. 1981-1944

[@shishi1103]

That shit makes my head hurt

[@wolverfish1007]

Uber driver for a Private Ryan. Anyone here named Private Ryan.

[@commentingguy6583]

When I heard 9:58 I just imagined the uber driver getting out of the car, finding tom's body, picking it up while crying and whispering "It was a $50 trip," Getting up, jogging to the car and heading off to his next uber like nothing happened.

[@thatguybob6088]

The Italian translates to: You don't know shit even if you ate a bucket of it

[@stanleysmooth]

That is the greatest insult I've ever heard

[@tizi00773]

You forgot: *_DIO CANE_*

[@sunnyysun]

8:53 YOU SAID IT ALMOST PERFECTLY OMG I'm gonna listen to you saying "merda" for the rest of my days. - Sincerely, an Italian.

[@RyderMonkeyGamer]

Sam What did he say lol

[@anonymouspanda3646]

Perche non ha detto diocane però?😂

[@ralek592]

@@antonio.w.c oh no

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

are you truly a spaghetti

[@dahoovy1940]

SHIZAAAAAAAA!

[@disnacraven9620]

mitochondria michacondria mich mic mik Mike *Mike is the powerhouse of the cell*

[@Ellie-kv8qt]

Mitochondria Mitochondri Mitochondr Mitochond Mitochon Mitocho Mitoch Mitoc Mito Mit Mi M Maze bean

[@constic1719]

maze bean

[@granturismomarko2281]

M A Z E B E A N

[@hunterofthemist7159]

Yeah he has always been that way in prison

[@coltmartin152]

Mitochondria. Mich.mic.ic.c.co.con.Con.cone.coner.coner hagerman out

[@Dice12K]

It's rewatching these videos after a long enough time that I experience laughing so hard that I have trouble breathing. Thanks Sorrow TV.

[@tavvy4426]

Once I was studying with my friend and I asked him what barren meant. I wanted an example. He immediately screamed *”ANTARCTICA IS **_SEEDLESS_** “* without missing a beat. I guess- he’s right?

[@lock_ray]

thog don't caare

[@tavvy4426]

Flash bang LockRay

[@demkidsplayinvideogames4875]

what if you wanted to go to r/comedyheaven but god said *_r/comedycemetery_*

[@nunkatsu]

I'm already Tracer

[@ezemendoza8740]

But god said U m e s h

[@MinoriGaming]

Thog dont caare

[@sandiblack5072]

Dem Kids Playin Video Games but you gotta go to the cemetery to get to heaven

[@noakinn]

OLHS O PATEL no. Stop.

[@pyrusperseus]

TOOOOOMMM ToM tOM Tom TOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

[@AscendantCorn]

Yes?

[@caknut]

What do you want

[@captainhook4258]

This is beautiful.

[@Holagrimola]

MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOT

[@Holtwizer]

@@AscendantCorn your Uber is here.

[@Langlin22]

The dark souls one... It made me prepared for crab.

[@UniEvolute]

Same

[@JustinY.]

The Duality of Man: Inside of us are two wolves. One is named toby. The other is named Toby. Both Wolves are named Toby

[@fivethousandnine]

When loud sound it go ouch. Loud sound ouch

[@Chonkoyoinky]

So you are now quoting exactly what the video said? You can do better Justin... you can definetley do better

[@bingleboink]

#notmyjustiny

[@iago110]

Thanks you very cool

[@pness-fj2km]

so who even is this justin y and why is he everywhere

[@citrussomebody]

My band name is: The White Gusher oh no

[@pyrelynx]

Mine is the Black Vienna. And what are Viennas? They're sausages so my band is The Black Sausage. You are lucky =.=

[@citrussomebody]

Our names work together to form: The white gushing black sausage.

[@krismindscape]

Honestly it’s better than Electard.

[@Camoucrimson]

CitrusCity the blue mint

[@classicsonic7194]

Mine is black cheeseburger

[@nadiaquandt8058]

the infamous ginger-ale-official tumblr account is run by a mad god who care for nothing but his ginger ale. much like how tumblr user pizza will harass you for even thinking of pizza

[@35bam]

Pizzas been dead for like 2 years rip

[@honeybee3269]

Yeah didn't pizza have a tag just to say the n word

[@CommanderNissan]

Me going back to the store because I forgot my pizza.

[@rowan-priince1860]

I miss pizza so much man

[@Crysta11ize]

Nadia Quandt except ginger-ale-official is actually funny

[@aarifnaim9692]

If I found a pot of gold, I W O U L D S H I T

[@coleneumann5076]

Me replaying that part over and over again is equivalent to a king ordering his jester to keep telling the same joke until I stop slapping my belly in joy

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

I mean to be fair, i too would do that if i ever found a pot of gold

[@cjawesome9386]

The mitocho- _maze bean?_ *maze bean*

[@ItsARandomDragon]

Maze bean

[@yolandabrandon2765]

*MAZE BEAN*

[@nicolasarriagada9124]

*M A Z E B E A N*

[@afra4712]

*_M A Z E B E A N_*

[@tsukasa9838]

M. A. Z. E. B. E. A. N

[@bageltoo]

Damn somebody arrest Conner Hagerman cause that was a murder.

[@DonutMaster56]

r/madlads

[@nonsensicalabyss]

Who is the character in your profile picture?

[@zzcolby27]

@@nonsensicalabyss it's sig from puyo puyo

[@nonsensicalabyss]

@@zzcolby27 thank you!

[@Breaknique]

zzcolby27 oooh on one of my old forum accounts back in the day, my sig was a row of Sig icons with lil Xzibit icons either side, and underneath I wrote "yo dawg, I heard you like Sig, so I put Sig in yo sig so you can sig with Sig ya dig" and I was proud of that bahaha

[@chefkawrg]

I swear to god stop bringing up the hospital it’s hard enough for my family

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

Sal has a youtube channel, making him tonights big loser

[@sabrina-louisekendzy783]

Sal has made a comment on youtube, making him tonights biggest loser.

[@jpegdestroyer]

Sal. The guilt you bear.

[@funnymeme1847]

*Sal wasted his time watching this KZbin channel and writing this comment, making him tonight’s big loser.*

[@oldaccountkrypto183]

h o s p i t a l

[@sunnybpw6162]

1:21 I literally choked on my drink and almost died

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

*_chode vs electard_*

[@thej8330]

umesh

[@grugg3108]

*TOM THIS IS AN AWFUL NEIGHBORHOOD WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE*

[@tom300]

ey I finally found my uber you went to da wrong neighborhood

[@luluMusicGamesMovies]

I have two wolves that live inside me, one has depression, the other has depression. I have depression

[@piercebottomtext4827]

Hahahaha! I get it, because the horse is named Friday! LOL

[@TomiVuori]

That bee part scared the shit out of me, being scared of... basicly all small creatures is great.

[@haven6410]

This sounds like a problem that could be solved by the addition of *yet more bees!*

[@BrokamaGay]

I forget where I saw it but a guy had a beehive growing out of his back and the imagery alone makes me nauseous. Just wanted to share that here for no reason.

[@Spazzycat14]

@Fucking grass Everyone wants attention. Even fucking grass.

[@caxton9948]

My name is Michael with a b and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life

[@janetsnakehole9322]

Caxton Wait what? _Where’s the B?_

[@mickuwu]

"What is the capital of Ecuador" has a special place in my heart. At all instances of asking any question, I want to ask what the capital of Ecuador is.

[@stephwestwood]

Great video, Sorrow. Conner Hagerman out.

[@kushagratripathi7444]

Steph Westwood wait a minute you're not Conner Hagerman

[@bennytafolla7524]

@@kushagratripathi7444 wait a minute youre not omesh

[@cy.istooshort]

@@bennytafolla7524 wait a minute your not sonic

[@roundray7876]

@@cy.istooshort wait a minute you're not thog

[@gloriaborger9427]

@@blorp7948 you make me want to commit suicide. If only I knew what TF it is

[@poxy5122]

5:43 - when I saw that I laughed so hard, I saw that guy in a comment section once and everyone was worshipping him

[@ultimatebikekid]

I nearly shit myself laughing

[@leetorry]

Jacob Miller link?

[@Duryism]

"Which one is the color of his pants, and which one is the last thing he ate..." I'm dead XDDD

[@Emily-kd2zv]

3:16 it’s been years since I first saw that post but I’m only just now realizing it meant he wasn’t wearing pants

[@royalblanket]

It just got so much less funny to me.

[@KatM26]

genuinely upset now. goodbye

[@PillowWantsSleep]

I mean he could’ve just had guacamole colored pants ig?

[@camelat7228]

SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

[@alexanderdineen2476]

That's not what it meant, it was an existing meme

[@jordanhicks5131]

Everyone fears the fearsome horseman known only as *STEVE*

[@nunkatsu]

What about the fearsome horseman known as Jeff?

[@alexosorio286]

sbeve

[@steviewonderstricycle840]

Imagine being this guys roommate and hearing Ray Ramani make death threats over and over

[@blemishednicely8402]

Ditto the cat bit, lols~

[@boopsboops7692]

Here are my favorite parts. “If I found a pot of gold I’d sh**” “Why would your son enjoy being a f**n weaboo” And “maze bean? Maze bean.”

[@arandomweeb5772]

Why do the yellow man not leave the octopus alone

[@booty_hunter4207]

Time for crab isnt up there. Perish

[@oof365]

3:09 best thing is that "blue waffles" might be even more cursed than anything else

[@puppychan9875]

It's been a decade and Thog still don't caare

[@teddybearterminator884]

"First of all, it's pronounced CREEtin. If you want to threaten me do it properly."

[@CommanderNissan]

Kryten?

[@woodside4life]

I’m watching you, Wazowski. Always watching...

[@krisherrick4261]

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!

[@CaptainDoomsday]

It turns out you can pronounce it either way.

[@bees0439]

Is it just me or does anyone else really miss his singing?

[@bees0439]

I understand he may have personal issues and not feel up to it, it's just that I love his singing

[@refusingtoconform]

@@bees0439 I think we all miss Sorrow. He's like food, you love him when he's here and you miss him when he's gone.

[@gubungodupenhageniii1195]

Not at all, it always made the video worse.

[@corasutton8028]

7:10 “Look at my egg sandwich” “How is your mom?” “She died”

[@aeinzalot]

What if you Wanted to go to heaven. But God said... 1:39

[@davestrider4973]

ALCHEMY WAS THE ANSWER ALL ALONG

[@jackkaczmarski]

No, God said 3:10

[@the_moist]

Nah He said 8:54

[@heabrig8916]

Nope he said 8:26

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

yeast

[@bballaman92]

Can't see video. Currently blinded by flashbang..

[@AxxLAfriku]

Every time I comment somewhere, people always tell me how much they adore and love me, the supreme being of KZbin. How much do you love me, Armani?

[@User-lg1vl]

How did you write this?

[@earlsweatshop4824]

throwing a flashbang

[@sunburner_ray]

1A53R Fox toe

[@colly407]

I’ts lucky you’re a very good Typist

[@CirnoOnAStick]

*_Gotta eat them fcuking maze beans_*

[@princesstamika]

they give you power for the cell.

[@CommanderNissan]

Those things send people to the ER!

[@Monody512]

But how are you going to metabolize them without any of your own?

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

7:21 We... ARE THE FOUR HORSEMEN We’ll always save the day. And if you think we can’t, we’ll always find a way. That’s why the people of this world believe in. Famine, Pestilence, and Death, and Steven!

[@the_melon_apocalypse_2711]

STEVE....... Steve

[@dory232]

@@the_melon_apocalypse_2711 sytevrbn

[@eggverseoffficial7976]

I want to like this comment but it has 69 likes

[@glumbortango7182]

The fact the syllable structure is intact between this and the real song just amazes me

[@VanilleStangerl]

This subreddit perfectly encapsulates my sense of homour and I hate it

[@funkinfunkhead]

*Those whoses jokes are yet to be judged reside in the comedy purgatory.*

[@GLITCH_-.-]

*whoses

[@funkinfunkhead]

@@GLITCH_-.- ty fam

[@sirshotty7689]

*hoose

[@GLITCH_-.-]

*hosè

[@sirshotty7689]

*josè

[@MJ-Beee]

The “stinky breathe” had me CACKLING

[@zyaicob]

>leg so hot >hot hot leg

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

*_s t i n k y_*

[@_lily.3106]

erm4gundr >leg so hot it fry an eg

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

The funky bacon one got me, no idea why honestly

[@Joaquin__]

3:10 we all know you’re are here for this

[@chips2901]

Actually yeah

[@tonyswrldxoxo]

I choked on my spit laughing at it😭😭😭

[@zartexkrontaculys1097]

9:10

[@AeturnumTheEternal]

This is the last time you yee'd the haw buckaroo pal

[@DavidStubert]

Imma be honest the online shopping @4:54 got me bad 😂

[@eaooae7312]

8:53 hey uhhhh i'm italian, and i'm just here to say... uhm avoid saying that in public and especially in a church.

[@memelotti]

Riunione italiani?

[@error5247]

well what's it mean mate

[@giovez_SZN]

@@error5247 you won't taste like shit even if you eat a bucket of it, *swear to god* I'm Italian and I don't understand what he wanted to say, this doesn't have much sense

[@jackriver8385]

Translation please! I understood merde because I know Spanish and mierda is Spanish for shit but what is the rest?

[@protadec]

Senti come pronuncia la frase poi hahah

[@joeym5243]

Teacher: Green Eggs and Ham showed us that trying wierd foods can be good, what are some strange looking foods that you tried and liked? That one kid: 3:10

[@hbb8780]

Hey just wanted to let you know that the work you do is amazing, and it's actually been a huge comfort for me in going through a difficult time. It's clear how much effort goes into all of your videos. Your voices and random singing and giggle fits never fail to put a smile on my face. As a depressive person, your channel has meant a lot to me over the past few months. Thank you for everything you do, and sorry KZbin can be a butt sometimes.

[@Dangermad]

Did... did it really take me this long to get the bi-son joke

[@bellaelleira]

RalseiFanClub Official LMFAO SAME! I got it like a whole minute later 😭😂💀

[@sir.paulord901]

I watched this video months ago and I didn't get it until now

[@eliserich1063]

Sir. Paulord Bye, Son

[@william5018]

They greet each other by saying Buffahello

[@skyeturner5003]

You can make even these funny with your prefect comedic timing, it always catches me off guard.

[@cyanity1017]

8:52 *for the love of god, I am appreciating the fact that my name is the exact same language of a place that had to come together in history for this post to exist.*

[@basedokadaizo]

wait are you named Italian

[@CeCeKhensi]

Employee at the drive through: Would you like fries with that? Me: Ummmm. .. Please respect my privacy

[@rivvyp]

Apparently my band name would be Galaxy Chicken

[@frankensteinscreature5078]

*Poultry...* *In **_SPAAAAAACE!!_*

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

Blue nutella for me

[@Soitisisit]

Nice funk band name. :D

[@no-lifenoah7861]

Gray Chorizo

[@Rome64]

Green Chicken Noodle Soup

[@noirchoco1224]

8:57 censoring all english curse words but display italian blasphemy yes

[@noirchoco1224]

@A person with much less free time of what

[@noirchoco1224]

The sentence says: you don't taste like shit not even if you eat a bucket of it, (I know, it doesn't make much sense even to me) god dog (

[@crack_lag651]

@A person with much less free time More accurate translation: You wouldn't know shit even if you ate a bucket of it, god dog. Italians swear against God, Mary and the saints all the time. It's a tradition for us (especially Tuscany and Veneto regions), the south is more religious though.

[@anonymouspanda3646]

@@crack_lag651 ih diocan che è più religioso, le isole più di tutti😂

[@crack_lag651]

@@anonymouspanda3646 🤣

[@awkwardtrash6135]

3:31 that's kind of wholesome how op repost their meme to make ginger ale official happy :)!!! I love it!!

[@ellepelle2379]

This was the funniest video I’ve seen all week! Please more from this subreddit.

[@FoulestPanda]

foul

[@SonixYakuzaFanAccount]

foul

[@nateisanerd]

6:42 Me: Shane Daw- My door, suddenly gaining the ability to speak English: *FBI OPEN UP*

[@bagodrago]

nateisanerd Americans when the doors start speaking English:

[@GoldKnightProduction]

Please tell me we're looking at r/comedycemetery next.

[@benracer]

Unexpected rainbow 6 gavin free

[@Nugcon]

r/comedyhell

[@SuchetanaChatterjee]

I recommend r/comedynecrophilia too

[@Hmmmmgh]

r/comedyhomicide

[@jacoblopez7922]

5:58 I think this is underrated

[@avarichannel]

Fun fact: Holding a flashbang in your hands as it blows is sure to blow off some fingers and, if you're unlucky enough, your entire hand. So doggo is fine. Human is now crippled.

[@SilentButDudley]

nice try doggo is actually dead. FBI killed him with a flashbang. Google the wikis author, and read up on the story about the scumbag. Swatted somebody online and got a dog killed.

[@chemtrailmix3679]

Ian Miles Cheong got a dog killed with a flashbang when he swatted an american by the username of Wild Goose. Ian Miles Cheong admitted to the swatting on a livestream and even laughed about it during the stream. Because Ian Miles Cheong is Malaysian, he might be facing criminal charges that border on terrorism.

[@EridanAmpora311]

fuck fingers

[@hypnobagels8634]

Which makes Ian Miles Cheong tonight’s big loser

[@melli3338]

Umesh be like: Umesh Me: *dying of laughter* UMESH!

[@AK-by9nn]

melli umesh

[@OfficialAilius]

R/ComedyCemetary

[@zeldahistorian]

1:48 Seth Everman officially has competition

[@arfansthename]

6:41 I have the book that contains that quote. It's called My Laughable Life with Garfield: The Jon Arbuckle Chronicles.

[@ascendedcat260]

@@Cnut_the_grape yes

[@vjapple3083]

Arfan Eka Diandra Can you confirm that he sucked his cats dick. And if so, in which chapter?

[@cosmiccaleb9633]

John is Shane Dawson

[@cosmiccaleb9633]

Idk how to spell his name

[@andyhutchings6607]

Legend has it, *tom was never found, and the uber is still searching for him*

[@ascendedcat260]

better love story than twilight

[@ghost-fs7th]

1:22 omg poke fusion is so great i could seriously sit there for hours making monstrosities yeihavenolife

[@funnymeme1847]

*electard*

[@jjn0zp328]

Troll yeet Fleet

[@Staruo356]

Doduo + Gloom = *Doom*

[@metta6947]

you mean.. pokemonstrosities? eh? i'll see myself to the exit-

[@patrickanderson62]

4:20 I guess you could say _urine_ -vited

[@anuel3780]

r/bonehurtingjuice or we riot

[@JimManthy]

*or our bones will remain unhurt

[@lock_ray]

Oof please yes

[@radioactiveseaotter]

4:50 you fool, you have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders

[@dr.baiter9813]

Greenish Drats! Foiled again!

[@jakson4464]

You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!

[@mrlordcatvods5047]

Basically my jokes at a party

[@adamwest8711]

Mr. Lord Cat - I like my dog, so you can keep your flashbang and get the hell off my porch mister, before I fetch the squirt gun, ya hear!!

[@randallbalion4464]

1940's Uber driver: "Lost a lot of brothers on that beach, but Tom will be the ome I'll never forget."

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

I don’t know about Bee Removal, but I know Disney World does a lot regarding Mosquito Removal.

[@meenooshh]

missed opportunity to have the uber driver yell for ryan

[@silberwolfSR71]

Agreed. Although I think he made the same reference, just with slightly less impact. I could be wrong though and he just picked Tom at random.

[@Hoixon]

Ginger-Ale-Official sounds like Pops which is just actually perfect

[@magmatri-studios]

7:57 I expected the second one to be named "Maguire

[@blemishednicely8402]

8:57 Don't need to speak Italian to know where he's going with "merda" & "mangi"...it's the "secchio" that has MY full attention, LMFAO~

[@madjack9451]

roughly translates as "you don't taste like shit even if you eat a bucket of it, god is a dog" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@squirrelfish8200]

@@madjack9451 😵 Roughly it translates to "You don't know shit. Even though you eat buckets of it. God damn..." Dio cane really means "God dog" instead of "God damn" or simmilar. It's a way of swearing without really swearing or sounding like a toddler (babies say 'Orc Dog', and you're big)- it expresses anger or frustration. All because Italians tend to be at least bilingual and found the spelling of God and Dog in English to be hilarious and translated it back to their language. If you're an edgy angsty kid you'll have a lot to blather on about God being a dog and you can't fathom how that isn't clear to your utterly disinterested English teacher. She'll try to explain that that just doesn't work in English. After a while she'll mention that it sounds more like when you were baptized it was under your godfather and his dog. And lazy kids will laugh too hard hoping to avoid the lesson of the day. You'll never let this go and your teacher will have to rudely ask you to stop talking and move on making a mental note to never let Simone start his sermons again. Every new 5th grader will think they are incredibly smart for noticing God Dog. Your English teacher's eyes with be strained from all the rolling and she'll carefully avoid the word "dog" with pre teens. Hypothetically speaking.

[@abramo7700]

Did he say it correctly?

[@brainyskeletonofdoom7824]

@@squirrelfish8200 yeah, sure lol

[@SzarkaFox]

"If I would find a pot of gold, I would" reestablish the U.S.S.R.

[@vlogginggabes3864]

its fun to stay at the...

[@earth-chan4583]

Y

[@earth-chan4583]

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[@earth-chan4583]

C

[@vanrogods]

A

[@ILSCDF]

8:57 the last word in the reply means literally "God is a dog" 🤣 Diocane

[@CommanderNissan]

il libanese sotto casa di fabri. Never mess with an Italian when death is on the line! Haha haha... _dies_

[@YourNeighborhoodCaat]

Cmdr. Knisan *_Inconceivable!!_*

[@k_aesar]

*ITALIAN GIBBERISH INTENSIFIES*

[@giannhsalexas5713]

You dense cabbage....

[@therudepotatochip8633]

INCREDIBILIS

[@rm4250]

3:39 this is one of the nicest sounding people I’ve ever heard

[@evoyjonathan]

Some random facebook girl: Color of your pants + last thing you ate = your band name Me: *CLEAR FINGERNAILS*

[@terraxgaming4117]

bro

[@protim344]

He do be eating da fingernails doe

[@CROWNEDCANCR]

WHICH ONES THE COLOR OF YOUR PANTS WHICH ONE DID TOU EAT

[@Arthur_TV]

The flashbang gave me MW2 PTSD

[@HumanGrunt]

RAMIREZ!

[@ChristopherMoom]

Dammit I didn't close my eyes at the beginning

[@hostilestick1453]

Tom: **gets blown up** Uber driver: Tom! Where are you!

[@randomnessrules4971]

4:50 The answer is actually 15pen. Learn some algebra.

[@pumpkincat8336]

r/woooosh

[@jackkaczmarski]

😂

[@KuruttaKoibito]

@@pumpkincat8336 first, its woooosh with 4o's. Second, the Woooosh is on you you absolute cretan. Consider your salad tossed you fool.

[@falcon5178]

reverse enchantment

[@hrdscum]

reverse uno card