[TF2] A Ride Aboard an Extremely Fast Pain Train

[@gabeyab]

Natasha Heavy: *will do 10% more damage due to Pain train downside* Soundsmith: That won’t stop me because I can’t read!

[@ching1081]

I thought pain train was 10% more bullet damage

[@barthvader95]

10%*

[@JustAJosuke]

1.2 times 0 is still 0

[@Prince_Echo]

who needs to read when people walk in straight lines

[@thirdkidney2223]

*But Codex Astrata does not support this action* !

[@The40Oliver]

2:18 Poacher mercilessly executes a defenseless spycrab while it attempts to bring food to the nest

[@Kwasmo]

;(

[@LogOffAlready]

People are so cruel.

[@Attrixine]

We have now determined that a crime and said poacher will be sentenced to death by spy crab.

[@owenvaughan9155]

This is so sad

[@damired]

Can we get 10 likes

[@Kapin05]

three pairs of eyewear, all clipping together. _what a brilliant use of loadout slots._

[@sigle5742]

and then a hazmat mask and some pants are incompatible

[@KomajuDraws]

my friend uses the pyrovision goggles + climbing commander and its. bad

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

MAXIMUM VISION CORRECTION.

[@Kapin05]

@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 Should've gone to Specsavers

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

@@Kapin05 At least it's not a loadout that's EXTREMELY SCOTTISH.

[@germanromero8152]

I just realized Trolldier and Demoknight have a lot of things in common: -They are subclasses -Their breakfast is snipers -If you back up you make their work more easy -Heavy is their main counter -They are both memes

[@MarkSalesman]

Demo knight isn’t really a meme though, depends on what combination of items you use

[@germanromero8152]

*laughs in demoknight tf2*

[@abhimaanmayadam5713]

i thought the pyro was the main counter for demoknight and trolldier

[@1FenFen1]

@@abhimaanmayadam5713 He can be

[@spino650]

@@MarkSalesman demoknight tf2 demoknight tf2 demoknight tf2 demoknight tf2 demoknight tf2 demoknight tf2 demoknight tf2

[@BioticBlitz]

possibly dangerous drinking game: take a shot everytime soundsmith says "oh god" or "he's dead"

[@TheRealAaronbrine]

Youd be dead by the end.

[@ZeroHero3d]

@@TheRealAaronbrine Oh god. He's dead.

[@missingindy]

Biobliteration by the end you would probably have drank 2 whole bottles

[@boomeronet7888]

Take a shot for every pain train crit, or for certain death then for every pan crit

[@Shadest]

every time soundsmith says "whoa"

[@OfficialMaxBox]

there's a criminal lack of the best song ever created; here comes the pain train

[@shadowdoggo6163]

why is there no replies?

[@digihealer]

Hm.

[@alesnamartinnijade4317]

Hey guys max blox here today we are gonna do a spot a hacker in typical colors 2 typical colors 2

[@heckys3508]

why

[@enginkurtez7381]

That's very true

[@StickMaster500]

If the Frying Pan has a 100% critical hit chance, then the Pain Train has a 1000% critical hit chance as the Demoman takes you down to the Pain Train Station in Train Town

[@vinnyeru]

It’s so funny when he says train town

[@tomweston939]

Na, that’s just its normal strength.

[@Comeck42]

Where can I get a ticket for someone?

[@jackiec3332]

And that a fact

[@missingindy]

StickMaster500 yeet

[@UnknownCleric2420]

Demoman: "The inner workings of my mind are an enigma..." 2:25

[@halyoalex8942]

Oh hey didn't expect to see you here xD

[@UnknownCleric2420]

@@halyoalex8942 Oh hey Halyo x3

[@SmileytheSmile]

*2:16* Footage of the last known Spycrab getting skinned by marauders looking to sell its pelt.

[@manuelkfc7916]

Such majestic creatures

[@tbotalpha8133]

F

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Fortunately that spycrab had laid thousands of eggs on the beach before it died.

[@sovietspycrab718]

last KNOWN... until now

[@superdameonglitchy4204]

actually its a little known fact,but the xbox orange box is a spycrab samctuary

[@halyoalex8942]

"There's a pyro, he went down... Spiral" **Distant pyro death scream** "Didja get him?"

[@ourgoldenspires]

timestamp

[@nick-playercharacter8583]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate the team composition at 5:18. Of the ten people on Blu team, two of them are snipers, five of them are spies, and three of them are demomen with two of those demos being our heroes with the 2x4's. This is peak TF2.

[@n3v3r_63]

7:42 “I love ice cream” “Ice cream is my favorite food” “I’m definitely talking about ice cream right now” I can only imagine what they actually said

[@nopeexe2740]

What?

[@mdbgamer556]

XD

[@soarer8840]

hmmm

[@nopeexe2740]

Luis Arturo Cardona Marroquin what’s a cum

[@yehhew8951]

he was talking about ice cream duh

[@Xeme.]

No matter how much the tf2 community disagrees on certain aspects of the game, i know all of us can agree on one thing. That guy was definitely talking about ice cream.

[@legendarytat8278]

Ice cream

[@kv_6975]

I scream

[@Midnight-Starfish]

I bet his favorite flavor is vanilla. *wink wink*

[@englishmailbox8830]

f o r i c e c r e a m

[@eswa8049]

@@englishmailbox8830 f o r e s k i n i c e c r e a m

[@SakuraDungeon]

Was that “We did it because we’re best friends!” Quote a reference to the Turbelence SFM? Neat.

[@Chargersfanish]

Syaro_3 glad i wasnt the only one

[@xailonut8763]

It's a line the Scout sometimes says when capturing the intel while wearing the halloween ghost hat thing.

[@invisiblefan313]

@@xailonut8763 "Nice Work, scary hat!"

[@zamok4829]

Collin Dunkle same

[@zamok4829]

invisible fan from enquirem for pizza sfm right?

[@ssbatt]

YAY! KJ is back! Its nice hearing him again in your vids!

[@alright9299]

why was my boi gone for so long

[@SoundSmithTF2]

His internet's been awful so it's hard for us to consistently play games together, unfortunately. But he's still around! As far as I know he's working on some content of his own as well, so keep an eye out for that.

[@ssbatt]

@@SoundSmithTF2 I knew that he was still around, but hearing his voice after such a long time is refreshing! Glad you guys got to play again!

[@GabrielScythe]

the king has returned

[@HaxMastr]

so shit here, I actually thought that was gene for the entire video

[@helterskelter2927]

Spycrab : "MEDIC!" Gun : "so you have chosen death."

[@ZenithPC_]

very fast demo running at incredible hihg speed

[@ilikememes8253]

StormBreaker high*

[@meninothomass]

@@ilikememes8253 WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 "Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 My joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? My joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭 In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂

[@gamingmoment7656]

@@meninothomass ok

[@theblandcharlie822]

outplaid

[@Kapin05]

@@meninothomass I know that's an ironic copypasta but that doesn't mean I can't hate you

[@imlost5296]

I love the chat censoring: "I love ice cream. Ice cream is my favorite food. I am definitely talking about ice cream right now."

[@firefi1960]

What are you talking about? Didn't you read the messages? They were DEFINITELY, OBVIOUSLY talking about ice cream

[@shadowdoggo6163]

Make a time slot

[@cupofspiders5830]

Frisk Dreemurr oF COURSE

[@1FenFen1]

I enjoy ice cream

[@axellengas2741]

Soundsmith and KJ: "mint chocolate ice cream is really good" Me: ... i have found my people

[@thomasbedoni4931]

Get out of my head lol

[@Doc_of_derp]

so have i

[@PybrotheCatGirl]

Same

[@dancingtriangle2814]

Same

[@woolycosine2892]

More like me? Impossible.

[@spacemann7230]

Finally, somebody who agrees with me that Mint Ice Cream is good.

[@YaDuckBoi]

Space Mann I agree

[@marcelpiekarz]

ye

[@maxgoose707]

Opinion Alert: i dont really like mint flavored anything, unless its toothpaste. Coffee/Caramel is where its at

[@baglespelledwrong8159]

personally I don't think mint should be put in anything with the sole intention of making it taste better

[@szelski.]

what is your problem that shit is a war crime

[@macavre4659]

Soundsmith: What's your favorite weapon in TF2? KJ: *stick with nail*

[@jmerridew124]

10:48 When the demo pulls a better spy play then most spy mains do in their life.

[@reatard.8222]

Soundsmith: I am burnt out and can't make themed videos Also Soundsmith: makes few themed videos

[@shanethebrownwolf5575]

This one was probably already close to being ready. Also, he said if he gets enough footage together of a particular type he’ll post it

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Ye

[@Pyro-et9vs]

Kanna Kumai cute profile ^w^

[@kannatheweeb8836]

@@Pyro-et9vs Thanks?

[@ValoTheBrute]

8:19 this bit with the most wanted chase music is the funnyist shit I've seen in a long time. Thank you the real soundsmith

[@DGM126]

“Posted 1 minute ago” *sees comments that were from ‘one day ago’* que?

[@scumknight6074]

Dandan126-Patreon early access,or his friends messing around.

[@manuelkfc7916]

Que

[@Sir_Bucket]

How many times do we have to explain it? HE GIVE EARLY ACCESS TO VIDEOS WITH HIS PATREON! It's been lile 1 years now

[@mountainGOTE]

*laughs in patreon*

[@supremejack4497]

Imagine paying to see a video a day early.

[@BashSmash101]

10:45 When your major is in sound production but you took a few classes in psychology

[@Niiue]

2:01 local man with stick attempts to ram a building, trips on a flat surface and dies. more at 12

[@thebman468]

9:45 idc if im a year late but that reference to "Yo, did he just walk up slowly and downsmash?" is still a 10/10 joke

[@boomeronet7888]

2:17 How could you, they're an endangered species!

[@cupofspiders5830]

That’s my excuse when someone asks me why I’m not killing the enemy’s useless spy.

[@tylerferrel3965]

10:57 best exchange of lines between good gamers having fun

[@darpi1260]

Running in the 60's... (TF2 takes place in the 60's look at me im smart."

[@meninothomass]

You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat.

[@ilikewindows3455]

@@meninothomass I fucking love this

[@sheikherwinbinsmith8397]

@@meninothomass Do you go to every comment and type an essay?

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

Actually it takes place in 1972. I am the smrt one now.

[@dorukayhanwastaken]

@@sheikherwinbinsmith8397 Welcome to the wonderful world of copypastas! Take your time as you explore our vast collection of stock arguments, and remember, no one wrote anything themselves!

[@fish2759]

5:45 Pffft the slur censored out to “ice cream”, i love seeing little touches like that in the video

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

how do you know it was a slur?

[@_Polaris042]

5:40 **DEAD** Reckless: Ice Cream -probably a racial slur-

[@sumote1947]

7:40 I love ice cream Ice cream is my favorite good I'm definitly talking about ice cream here

[@theqwertyman9309]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYnMc6ynjcSchK8 ice-cream-related quote for all the weebs reading

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@ChronoSquare based

[@MayaMaya-si3nw]

10:51 Your next line is: "I've lost him! Now I'll circle around and take spiral" *T O Y U*

[@soggybreadman4035]

...I've lost him! Now I'll circle around and take spiral! ... *NANI?*

[@mochimaid]

Is...is that... KJ?!?! THE MYTH, THE MAN, THE LEGEND! HE'S BACK BABY

[@scarfweather]

Is...is that... PART 4 DOPPIO?!?! THE MYTH, THE MAN, THE LEGEND! HE'S BACK BABY

[@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824]

Is..is that no seriously what is it

[@TweetTweet17]

Me: *Taking a test* My last 2 Brain Cells: 3:45

[@risu6894]

Epic gamers beat man with makeshift club (1968 colorized)

[@Agelessreaper121]

""I love how you can tell how pissed someone is by how quickly they pull out the natascha"" but.. but I main natascha heavy.. ._.

[@Rain_lights]

"That's my secret cap...I'm always angry."

[@RadicalRatGuy]

Your evil

[@Agelessreaper121]

@@RadicalRatGuy What? I just like being a tanky boi

[@Shiin-Ryu-K3n]

I'm more of a tomislav heavy main..

[@festi4353]

The heater is good if you use it right

[@StickMaster500]

SoundSmith and KJ about to take you down to the Pain Train Station in Train Town

[@zedlyfier7617]

8:22 Pardon me but is that a reference to the Desire for Hastened Acceleration With the Highest Bounty 2005?

[@diamondcomet552]

yup

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

The pain train pincer manouver is probably the most amount of strategy I've seen in Tf2 ever.

[@tablesvirtue8545]

8:58 Top right, the first sighting of corona.

[@themctwisty1710]

Yo smondsmorf, where did you acquire that ragdoll mod?

[@exio3099]

Yo smondsmorf, where did you acquire that ragdoll mod?

[@gamingcam-bx7co]

Yo smondsmorf, where did you acquire that ragdoll mod?

[@hyuyu9786]

Floppy ragdoll mod tf2, there you go

[@slaphand9578]

Yo smondsmorf, where did you acquire that ragdoll mod?

[@MetaBloxer]

Yo smondsmorf, where did you acquire that ragdoll mod?

[@gerbinson]

soundsmith: **takes a screenshot** soundsmith: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I TOOK A SCREENSHOT HAHAHHAHA

[@Ludwig_Perpenhente]

2:18 here is an image of an endangered specie, being ruthlessly murdered by an entity known as KJ

[@alexk9402]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Soundsmith: *has a killstreak pain train*

[@Tyneher95]

SPECIALIZED KILLSTREAK PAIN TRAIN

[@alexk9402]

@@Tyneher95 ULTIMATE POWER

[@sandvicheatfresh]

I have a strange killstreak cleaver Killstreak fan o war Spec killstreak bison

[@crunkydude1051]

“Going off the rails on a crazy train”

[@superdan333]

Pain Train on Hightower In x1000: *Exists* Cart: *I am speed*

[@lahar2412]

soundsmith:calls his pan "The Drying Pan" me: *i see you are a man of culture*

[@zeebeeplayz]

2:45 soundsmith laughed like he just leveled up

[@lunaticluna9071]

8:19 Oh my friggin god its Need for Speed Most Wanted I love that game so much

[@bread5020]

at 10:17 soundsmith killed someone named "Corona Munchkin"

[@Eira_]

3:58 never in my life have I seen someone say "We need more snipers" on 2 fort

[@bucketofchicken8325]

That was me when i first started tf2, when someone said if you were disguised they would see what *you* said in chat, i misunderstood this and since back then all i did was camp enemy battlements as spy with the cloak and dagger, i wanted more easy kills.

[@hank2815]

Imagine if the Pain Train caused bleed.

[@sumretard]

This must be the work of a Enemy Stando!!! NIGERUNDAYO

[@kittyluvr]

In the Jojo community, this is considered the normiest thing

[@RadicalRatGuy]

Chew

[@kittyluvr]

@@RadicalRatGuy everyone fucking dies in part 6

[@sentry_repair_mann]

5:58 that's absolutely fricking terrifying.

[@sentry_repair_mann]

I'm starting to feel remorse for spies. Considering that he goes from powerful to instantly dead.

[@Duo_Strikes]

honestly, you know what would be cool? if you could make a playlist for the miscellaneous TF2 videos for stuff like this video, the fish video and the johnny test video, anything with the TF2 tag on it that hasn't been put into a playlist yet.

[@solemnjohnson570]

1:03 *EVERYBODY WAS KUNG! FU! FIGHTING! (HOO! HAH!)*

[@janreiafrica]

Here comes the Pain Train

[@whip.mp4223]

7:47 he turns into RT U know what i mean

[@goosemeister]

but here's my question. what about a ride aboard a painfully fast extreme train?

[@minty9749]

Please no

[@MrBudder]

Please Y E S

[@AshnSilvercorp]

*plays Last Train Home*

[@Blaze-nm1uh]

AshnSilvercorp sounds like ;the way home.

[@yes9691]

I cannot express in words how happy your videos make me, but I can in numbers 11/10

[@fullmetal_faqih6446]

THIS IS WHAT TF2 BANZAI CHARGE WOULD LOOK LIKE except not really

[@kittyluvr]

that would be caber

[@bumpercarz3781]

*slaps 3 eyewears on sniper* Soundsmith: This abomination can give even the strongest of wills depression and anxiety.

[@stuberosum1]

a fast train huh you could call it... a speedwagon

[@deadpoolw3845]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!

[@Endros9497]

You...I like you..

[@thepunslinger1536]

Last time I saw a train...the curtain man arrives

[@hamione8608]

this Cencoring in 8:26 is the best he definitely was talking about Ice creams and no toxic behavior whatsoever xD

[@AwkwardShyyyy]

10:29 Yup that's me you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

[@jesumasrl2952]

i love how ethan just predicts how the spies he's attacking will play like it's scripted.

[@someguyinspace2213]

"Gonna take ya down to the pain...train...station *burp*" -demoman 2007

[@TheRustyMedic]

5:48 Ice cream? 7:40 Oh okay. Mhm his definitely talking bout Vanilla Ice cream

[@TycoonTitian01]

I like ice cream. I liked.

[@TheLegoknight]

4:34 got me dying laughing like you didn’t expect the double demo 😂

[@theluckiest_reaper1649]

Soundsmith what time do you usually get on to play TF2?

[@exio3099]

2:30

[@memeextreme1356]

4:20

[@QuazzleTheQaz]

Ironically I got on at the right time in the video too

[@exio3099]

@@QuazzleTheQaz In what way is that ironic

[@theobserver2387]

I just had a realization, his Australium SMG is called "Hello, I like money!" And his frying pan is called "The drying pan".

[@kavukkii]

Hmm ethan censoring a part of the chat with "ice cream" I bet My miami nights FR-0 it was the n word

[@michaeldownard278]

8:26 i too enjoy ice cream what a nice guy

[@100mana9]

Be caefull you May get retired

[@exio3099]

Good comment

[@100mana9]

Thx

[@earlsocksiii5174]

6:26 both people (the pyro and the guy trying to cap) left immediately after dying, THAT IS THE POWER OF THE PAIN TRAIN!

[@tony-lk3hv]

yo what floppy ragdoll mod? can someone shoot me a link?

[@45calGunslinger]

"Ok so you hide there" *bagpipes and fireworks*

[@waterboiledpizza]

9:50 He did, he really did tho.

[@kawamurae2192]

5:38 i love the "ice cream" followed by "no u"

[@wedding824]

9:33 SoundSmith: we did it, because we're best friends! Me: like that's not a familiar reference to something. who said that? SoundSmith: me. Me: that's smart.

[@tomsky4751]

Soundsmith you’re recent videos feel a lot more enthusiastic and I like that it feels like you’re having some actual fun rather than just gathering footage.

[@lukaasadorian5824]

9:01 I fully expected you to edit in the wii sports home run here but now I'm actually more surprised than I would have been

[@FUCKDTruckLovrr]

The thumbnail looks like a Demoman teaching his grandson how to charge at people with the Pain train

[@boredom9804]

I love rewatching these, I never noticed how he'd put ice cream over the censor bars lol

[@jimjim8221]

Pan: I fear no man, but that thing. (‘Looks at pain train’) Pan: it scares me.

[@FoxFireStarlight]

This is what I like to call, "Late Night Humor". It's late at night, you should probably go to bed, but...Everything is so Fuckig Funny that you don't even give a shite.

[@keeganlafferty1395]

I got a totally random name for a weapon that would suit your crazy videos perfectly: the weapon is Jarate, the name is "Portable Bathroom", the description is "When you got nowhere else to go", another idea is for the Kritzkrieg: name it "Fair and Balanced" with the description "Because nothing says that better than a crap ton of crits"

[@ChronoSquare]

Soundsmith: Not just a meme king, THE KING OF MIND GAMING 10:52

[@CoasterCrest]

YES! The Need For Speed: Most Wanted music in the bumper cars hahaha

[@filthycasual6118]

9:18 - That was an NCR hit squad. You'll run into those so long as your reputation with the NCR is really bad. The only way I know of to get rid of them is to complete "Ring-a-ding-Ding!", which resets your reputation with the NCR and Legion to neutral* if it was bad to begin with. You won't lose your good rep with either group.

[@Kyronea]

I appreciate that use of a Need for Speed: Most Wanted(2005) pursuit music.

[@dessymaz188]

The Pain Train that doesn't stop running

[@Twisted_Latteral]

The Natascha heavy you killed even gave you a well played in chat LMAO!😂

[@fortnitesexman]

5:07 "well played"-Zen Shroom

[@anarctickiwi]

5:39 “ice cream” “No u”

[@smocast738]

7:52 Huzzah! A man of quality!

[@barnabytheowldemon]

7:43 check chat everyone gangster till soundsmith has to replace curses with icecream