Soup defiled the Mona Lisa! - GOONS #84

[@prashantsarkar821]

Poor Soup. Nobody got his Morbillion joke.

[@imnotirishok]

Blarg’s description of WhistlinDiesel actually had me in tears laughing because it was so accurate

[@tristanyohn1086]

his land sounds like a dream spot tho can’t even lie

[@shoop1938]

Interesting to see an Irish person here

[@rabbitwithm2495]

The fact that soup never heard of diesel blew my mind

[@fatbubba2097]

Exactly

[@brandonheckathorn3270]

Wouldn't have ever expected whistlin and blarg to run into each other

[@flame_half]

It sounds like it was not by Blarg's choice.

[@floundrrpoundrr2456]

50:18 Soup's reverbed "OH!" traveled through every dimension, that's how bad his cat freaked him out 🤣

[@joey1_]

I’ve got an hour left of this road trip, this is gonna make it WAY more hectic. Thanks boys

[@sofakingdone6941]

Enjoy your road trip my guy

[@joey1_]

@@sofakingdone6941 appreciate it

[@chrispisswizard]

ay have fun on ur road trip bro. those are always fun

[@subsonicgames]

I listened to them when I was coming home from Florida and it did make it a lot more hectic lol

[@Amateur_Ambiance]

Unlimited Data?

[@I_P3D]

This is my favorite podcast to watch as I chew crayons.

[@laboskie349]

It enhances the flavour

[@andrewhoskins6119]

the blue ones taste bluer then the red ones

[@SlyHikari03]

Based

[@albadude1922]

@@SlyHikari03 Ed

[@14in3y]

I’ve been listening to the podcast everyday at work and this episode came out during one of the worst shifts I’ve ever worked. Thanks for keeping my mood up!!

[@itsbuddhaone]

Hang in there boss, you got this 🦍

[@14in3y]

@@itsbuddhaone i quit the job after this and got one 100000x better!! i’m having a lot more fun now 🦍

[@uberness1000]

42:04 Blarg said “about” like a real person but then immediately let his Canadian demons take over. “Aboot aboot”.

[@Death_Trooper-177]

I swear if they talk about hot and ready pizza again I’m going to drive into a nursing home

[@Funnydoc]

Ask the Vietnam vets there if they call it a war crime or funny gas

[@syko2164]

@@Death_Trooper-177 you can always smash into an azov battalion...

[@nickfritz6607]

Yeah but where do you stand on the matter?!

[@ethanisnothere1375]

Petition to have Doobra come on the podcast I should probably lower my standards

[@kid_monkee]

YEAH THO

[@bidoof123abc_]

Flip YEAH MAMA

[@yashrajsingh4215]

I loved how soup is obviously knowledgeable about the morbillioness of the current world we live in and others don't know anything, bunch of kids. You keep morbin soup

[@kennedykilla9344]

Quit Morbin around

[@goblinshark2417]

i like how mcnasty named the podcast about a topic they spent less than 4 mins on at the end of the episode

[@justsomecoronaviruswithint1897]

I love you and your podcast it’s really help me throughout the years even if it’s only been two of them keep up the good work you may think it doesn’t mean a lot but in reality it means so much to many people like me

[@nickthefox72]

Thanks guys. I’ve been suffering mentally for a while now and you goons keep me going

[@itsbuddhaone]

Keep on hauling. Better days are the next stop🦍

[@lordheadass7691]

I got a story time that I believe you guys would love. So at my school we have a few special needs kids that have their own teachers, one of the kids name is ammo, he’s a really fat kid (with I believe downs) that’s probably at least 400lbs. A few years ago when I was in grade 9 ammo suddenly snapped and started punching people and threw one of the special needs teacher (who was probably 60+ years old) into a wall making her go to the hospital and hit one of my friends making her get stitches, and just a few months ago he snapped again and he put his arms above his head in an X and charged like a bull init the same teacher pushing her into wall and the paramedics had to come and the police came and had to tackle this 400lbs special needs kid and put him into a police car, of course he didn’t get in trouble because he’s a special needs kid but he didn’t come to school for a week or so. Because of this and some of my friends being on the football team I made the joke that ammo should be on the football team even bringing up “what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in execution” and that we should put a cookie on a fishing rod to make him run. And a few days later another special Ed kid who’s this like 4 foot girl got tackled by the police because she tried killing someone and had drugs on her. I know this sounds fake but I’m being 100% honest this is not a joke my schools weird (it’s Canadian that’s probably why) (I have posted this on other podcasts it’s not stollen)

[@thetroll4201]

Canada moment

[@dark_disciple]

he must of gotten his maple syrup and plain milk taken away

[@sofakingdone6941]

Bro your school is wild

[@zenon459]

Gotta love Canadian schools

[@IWASLEFT2SUFFER]

Fingers crossed for more hot and ready lore

[@SimiaInvicta]

Yessss I want moreeee

[@nunabisness7191]

Please no 😂

[@davecrupel2817]

"I said...it is hot...and it is ready." *JoeBama mask*

[@nikto9596]

I'm tired of it

[@Dubya69]

The kid who blew his hand off with fireworks was where I live. He actually killed the kid next to him, the firework went through his lung and he died the next day.

[@AwfulWeather5684]

These podcasts are pretty much unedited versions of their regular videos, but with no gameplay. And I absolutely love it

[@The7Reaper]

Black bears aren't very aggressive and will usually run if you show you'll fight back. That's what this rhyme exists: 'If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, good night.'

[@grandmasterturtle4754]

I love that blarg tries to start the podcast with a normal topic but then proceeds to talk about meat for 10 minutes

[@codyholcomb3585]

Yooooooo I love you guys watch everything all 4 of you put out, keep up the hilarious content!

[@heftytophatvintage3102]

45:05 Bro gave Blarg a like and comment

[@cashflowcatalist]

I belive every europian is facepalming while listening to blarg talk about not knowing hot to drive manual

[@tybernation]

after a month or so of finally catching up on these at work, i can finally be here for an upload. thank y'all so much for keeping me sane and on my toes through work while i try not to laugh my ass off in front of anyone. much love

[@razvanpopa7294]

McNasty has a point, we are naturally devolving. I can feel it happening every time I listen to this podcast. And I feel happier than most of my other days!

[@Mousecopp]

27:50 McNasty loosing his mind for like a minute straight

[@dualactionduelist8466]

I absolutely love you guys, if I had one wish it would be to meet you guys and have a drink! Please don’t stop what you do, you guys are the best!

[@fatbubba2097]

Cant believe these guys hang with WhistlinDiesel, thats amazing! lol

[@randynightingale318]

iv been listening to this podcast for a while, never checked out the youtube post of the podcast. i actually really like it very well polished, keep it up you guys love all of your Channels.

[@andrewschuck159]

Why was that perfectly scripted 1:58

[@camryncahoon3722]

14:36 Ayo no way blarg talked ab where I'm from.... bruh made me happy hearing that

[@KAIJUKING123]

6:18 try Sarah Lee brand honey ham it’s good also BTW I’m eating a honey ham mayo and cheese sandwich while listening to this podcast

[@CT5555_]

Damn, the Mona Lisa got that cake!

[@silver_c_animates]

28:36 even his sneezes are musical 😂

[@xfng_blizzard8116]

The intro should’ve been kept for Spotify

[@macos10]

i love listening to this podcast and playing Skyrim best in the background podcast ever

[@UhOh_ItzJDX]

Fun Fact: The Barret .50 cal is the Tennessee official state gun!! glad to hear you visited and enjoyed my home state Blarg... 30 minutes away from me in Nashville too

[@reileyfleming2921]

I literally just got caught up on the whole podcast so this is perfect

[@ruriot689]

GOONS QUESTIONS WEEK 19! OF TRYING TO GIVE THESE APES A PODCAST WORTH OF QUESTIONS Btw my names River if you wanna include that Also mcnsaty should ask these The more chaos the better these questions 1 what would you ideal apocalypse scenario be (ex zombies apocalypse or nuclear apocalypse) 2 soup have you considered doing a collab with the goons in a serious song for Slackjaw 3 have you guys gotten into anyway to further your money gain (ex Real Estate or stock market) 4 did you guys ever think of quiting yt before fame or after fame 5 raisins or busted monitor? 6 have you ever had a baby scare? 7 what death in yoir life affected you the most? 8 ever been peer pressured? 9 have you ever committed a crime that wasn't doing a drug or drinking under age? 10 meth or hotpockets? 11 whats your favorite game you play not for yt 12 how big are your guys penis 13 favorite snack/junk/munchies food like food you ate a lot but not huge portions like a whole ass meal 14 ever met someone who tries to one up you with everything 15 have you wish you have or havent went to school not necessarily just for education but the experience as well 16 ever rage at a game and done something dumb or break something 17 just got this idea from a joey daiz clip what would you gonna do if you were in a bathroom at a sports game and a kid gets his willie stick in his zipper and his parents are no where to be seen so you help him and just as you get on you knees to help the kid his dad walks in how are you gonna talk your self out of this and not gonna get the the absolute shit beat out of you 18 how to tutorial ; eventually not required? 19 if you guys made a sex tape whod be the bitch and get London bridged who would be the recorder who would take it up the ass? 20 goons pranks? 22 ncnasty and the dooo have probably seen this cringy vegin gay dude on tikrok yall should prank him with your voices that would be hilarious 23 Mcnastt because your starting a band I'm assuming you becoming more open with your appearance being somewhat open to everyone an what are you gonna do to keep you face unknown for privacy if not have you thought it through about your face and identity being out there and potentially getting weird or just annoying fans or are you thinking of doing something like slipknot a mask 24 ever considered having a make a wish fan on the podcast?...cough, it's terminal 25 any new or old KZbinrs or actors of old shows that you'd watch that you would love to collab with or just meet? 26 I know you guys make pretty good money but as a KZbinr are there any expenses that you have like maybe hardware cameras or buying shitty games for content or things that's not obvious 27 I'm just genuinely curious how much your guys editors make cause I'm considering becoming one and want a rough margin how much one makes for yt as big as you guys 28 how do you guys scratch your balls The pitch and knead technique? Isn't it funny no one taught is that yet every boy just knows how to 29 yall have any new paranormal experience paranormal doesn't just mean ghost it means glitch in the matrix or literally anything that's pretty abnormal I personally have a few stories but I'm not sure if yall wanna dive into For one I've had a growling demon that's followed me throughout my childhood and for the longest time no one else heard but the last time I heard it someone else finally heard it and I finally knew I wasn't crazy there is a lit more to it and scary details but I'm not gonna write 2 paragraphs of you guys might not is this but of yall are very interested in hearing some of my paranormal stories let me know could have some interesting PC topics 30 mcnasty I'm guessing your becoming more open and more comfortable to showing your identity lately, of you don't mind sharing why what made you change 31 how long do you guys plan on doing yt? 10 years or yall planing on having Grey pubes and still making content if you careers goes that long? 32 downward party had not been transacted? 33 what would the goons do if you found out the dooo wasn't a man but a Butch lesbain this whole time and that's why he can talk like a girl and dress like one too....mcnasty? Gonna go to LB town with dooo 34 @Keavin Costa (what happened to goons gaming?) And do you guys plan on anything similar Mayne goons pranks? Or idk goons meme review 35 speqetti or meat merch? 36 when did the reality the world was rainbows and butterflies and yiu realized there isn't a god Also I wanted mcnasty to read this cause mcnasty can't read sometimes and I wanted the most shit post podcast. and I hope it was

[@lordheadass7691]

I feel you I’ve been trying to get a story on their podcast for like 20+ weeks

[@Outdatedgamer909]

You're question started out great then got more aids

[@midteirgamer]

I hope they never see this

[@shredbacca]

@@lordheadass7691 i just gave up lmao

[@Funnydoc]

Dooooo has definitely not had number 6

[@joeycampbell940]

Why's blarg so impressed by people whose entire personalities are just money.

[@user09notfound]

ello friendings. questions: - since all of you are musicians. if you ever have the chance to perform overseas what country and why? - childhood experiences. what is a common dumb shit thing that you ever did as a kid? (i.e speaking in front of a fan, wave to an airplane) - for Mcnasty and Dooo. when will you reveal your faces? is there a certain milestone that you want to hit or just want to keep privacy? - advice. as a teen who is struggling with school, what are things that i can do to make myself more productive? -can we have kugo again? I need more therapy time edit: - goons naptime when?

[@vicentrostepher5313]

"Tai fughter!" *ignored* "Oh.." 😂😂😂

[@paetonking9434]

blarg, i’m sure you know lots about love with that voice sounding like kermit the frog.

[@B_Nice916]

55:38 if y’all are talkin about the dude in the banana costume my friend is actually good buddies with him. His hand looks like a crab claw now but my buddy says he’s doin fine other then that. Said he was so drunk when he saw his hand he just chugged the beer cause he didn’t know what else to do 🤣

[@frostedbvtts]

44:00 Give it a bit more gas as you ease off the clutch. Alternatively, check for cops then floor it and dump the clutch for bonus style points.

[@Cr1t1calMystic]

OMG PLS get Whistlin Diesel on here it would be such a fucking blast. That man has so many great stories and him and soup would get along great.

[@TristanLutchka]

Also I’m a big fan of all y’all I’ve been watching y’all since before shameless I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve listened to all of the episodes on Spotify

[@Offical_Oblivion]

Hell ya representing Tennessee baby, next time come down to good ole East Tennessee and visit the smokies and we can show u a real good time! Go Vols!!!

[@Mi6is666]

13 hour workshift over and they drop a new podcast. i guess i dont sleep

[@_big_red_lorax]

Tip for hill starts in a manual, use the handbrake to hold the car and once the clutch engages slowly release the handbrake

[@NappaDZ]

Also make sure you rev it up to 1500-2000 rpm before releasing the ebreak and clutch.

[@brandonheckathorn3270]

The hand incident happened where I live, my buddy was the one recording. Moonrocks, outside of Reno. Mortar was in the tube upside down. Blew his hand to bits, punctured the lungs of the guy next to him and caused his heart to flutter or something. They found the missing finger 1/8th mile away next day. Ems showed up, found the punctured lung guy at the crossroads, hand guy was just walking around in his underwear vibing with a zip tie around his arm to stop the bleeding.

[@csonweedagain5054]

Trust me bro

[@3dprintingteen164]

I can’t be the only one that hears the echoing in the audio.

[@clockworks360]

I forgot today was Monday and audibly screamed when I saw the notification

[@kaidothedrunkard]

Legends say if there are six people on the Podcast they will fight each other to the death in primitive and brutal combat like our ancient ancestors.

[@kylesawyer7622]

Hell yeah another goons podcast

[@cartergranier3647]

Johnny depp is coming back to Pirates of the Carrabian

[@tadxn2279]

if possible you guys should do a video podcast for #100, doo could wear his little question mark head and mcnasty could be box man 🫡

[@wobbles4756]

love you fellas all funny in yer own ways

[@boss06829]

Soup has free range toes

[@Zacyz125]

That guy that blew his hand off only ended up with a thumb left. Lol

[@ImminentFates]

Amber heard already came out saying she didn't have the money and aquaman wasn't as big of a roll for her as you think she doesn't have 50 mil

[@isaiahthibodaux9830]

Me love more GOONS podcast

[@churro3372]

Finals are in a week and this is a great way to destress a little before

[@weavesnatcher8457]

31:27 I imagine whistlindiesel would react exactly like Doo did with that information

[@alexelam4585]

Listening to blarg call a 2003 kinda old is fucking great because I drive a 1969 chevy c10 and it's a 3 on the tree

[@dylanwickund9109]

So whistlin goes to the grand canyon and empties his pockets he will one day fill it with sand

[@edwinbarajas9970]

Wuuuut blarg bringing up WD is dope long time fan of both him and y’all mo truckerz

[@MarBarz]

I love that blarg named dropped muskoka its not often people know of us

[@CannonMusic05]

You know what they say about bears… If it’s black fight back, if it’s brown laydown if it’s white say good night

[@papagnerd1943]

Blarg. My home was built in 1920, it's on commercial zoned property. I live in a commercial building technically. You were saying???

[@JasonJebezSam]

I live in Montana, I am glad you enjoyed it, Soup! I couldn't even remotely imagine if I would have bumped into you hahaha

[@MrClee-lt3jw]

I don’t know how far of a stretch this but you guys should definitely get Dathi de Nogla on the podcast if you can

[@supguys4441]

It would be really funny watching him trying to be "the Christian guy" while the goons say the worst shit they can lol

[@Armalite90]

As long as I can remember every time I went to order I have called it hot and ready

[@AlexSmith-hj8up]

Blarg: hold the e-brake and slowly release as your pulling out

[@rossharper1983]

In the UK we're 90% manual. You can choose to do an automatic only test and license but then you can't legally drive a manual without doing the test again in a manual. And you have to do hill starts

[@eri-chan1943]

I love how the thumbnail and title of the video is only talked about for the last 3 minutes

[@RYAN-nv1wv]

41:57 Metal pipe Sound effect

[@jasonhancock8883]

Its funny hearing you guys talk about how low quality subway is, because im from Australia and its pretty good quality here

[@zenon459]

Brooo hearing Blarg talk about Muskoka is so surreal

[@Monglomon]

I love the intro reminds me a lot of ed,edd,eddy

[@_laresl_]

Blarg explaining a money shift gave me a ptsd flashback

[@ununpentium1155]

Manual is so much nicer in bad weather. You can actually control the tire speeds when slipping on snow and ice

[@SouthpawGaming112]

Nice to listen to while cleaning bathrooms and sweeping dog hair

[@bl4sty221]

Whistlindiesel literally put wagon wheels on a hellcat

[@li0nGamlNG]

Soup actually predicted the documentary trial for Jonny depps v amber herd

[@ImSaneee]

i like how they didnt get soups morbillion joke

[@lancerllott5017]

Johnny Depp went to Sean Faris for advice on how to deal with Amber Heard. His advice? "Never Back Down".

[@clay534]

My life's work put entirely into questions for the goons podcast 1. Have you seen school heist 2? 2. I forgor 💀

[@Canned_Ice]

The fact that Blarg and Smii7y visited the exact town where some of my family lives blew my mind.

[@Jemerick95]

Korn actually did play in a corn field to nobody in 2011 for a bonus DVD for Korn III. Played in some crop circles. It's actually a fucking class set, definitely worth a go. It's called The Encounter.

[@christianmars4318]

What if every character had an animation to close the podcast. Soup could spit dip. Doo could strum his guitar, a different toon everytime. And mcnasty could let down his book and reveal a different picture everytime. Idk what blarg would do tho sorry blarg. Love you all thanks for the endless entertainment and deep life lessons at some points.

[@sert7692]

Pol Pot was from Cambodia. My parents experienced the Khmer Rouge. Slave camps and refugee camps. Pretty fucked. Killing Fields is very accurate in depicting what happened.

[@calebstonecipher6255]

Blarg talking about hill starting that e30 made me rip my hair out in fear for that poor cars transmission and clutch that’s soooooo bad for it

[@TiredGaytor]

I like how if you listen close enough you can hear them echo in the background of eachothers recordings from time to time

[@EXTIINCT_]

It's coz its off sync

[@carterabercrombie1551]

PTSD is just flaming hot nostalgia

[@scrap_monkey695]

Blarg and soup need to visit matt carriker in Texas, he has a an underground vault filled with guns and theres a tank range near him too

[@hootie6787]

Hearing the goons talk about cars and shifting gears hurt me smh

[@heartmeiowo]

You guys should talk about your thoughts on public restroom and if it's appropriate to talk to somebody in the stall next to you. I feel it fits in the topic of shit 😂 the podcast never gets old keep it up guys

[@snipersnipes4475]

Brother is Louisiana the only state that makes Boudin (Boo-Dan)? Bro deadass, best baloney sandwich is literally just sour dough bread (or white bread they both work), mayo, the baloney, slice of cheese, and mustard, but one, the cheese and mustard have to be together, and then you put that shit in the microwave and let the cheese melt, bro that shit is S TIER

[@maximilianobarajas905]

Petition to have MaskedArab come on the podcast

[@zimar1133]

That would be so fucking funny lmao just thinking about it