“The Goons Teach You How to be a Billionaire” Proceeds to talk about cat poop for the first segment.
@jared3053 жыл бұрын
will smith
@bodelawrie72173 жыл бұрын
No no you are confused my friend, cat poop is the key to becoming a billionaire.
@burrbarrybenson92903 жыл бұрын
That’s only step one my child
@kingofkings49173 жыл бұрын
@@jared305 Jill gmith
@Dildaw693 жыл бұрын
"The Goons Teach You How To Be a Billionaire" Mcnasty talks about his dog's titties
@SenpapiRick3 жыл бұрын
Worked at walmart for 3 years in the worse section in NJ, I have war stories from there. If you work there, you should legally become a veteran
@taxnfax64963 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on surviving three black fridays in NJ. Surprised you haven't gotten shanked
@acreativeeccentric.93123 жыл бұрын
could you tell me some stories of your service daddy senpapi rick?
@Chiller0673 жыл бұрын
Hi RIIICK
@justincrowell40893 жыл бұрын
@@Chiller067 Pickle Rick?
@Chiller0673 жыл бұрын
@@justincrowell4089 No, SENPAPI RICK
@antoniostarch84733 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: In Canada, a Polar Bear could be arrested and considered a felon.
@zackarydawson13483 жыл бұрын
Is this for the Canadian
@davidanthony31773 жыл бұрын
Are the polar bear using Looney Tuney to bail out of jail or still got a like a parole job?
@jared3053 жыл бұрын
google wikipedia on yahoo answers
@Nick.113 жыл бұрын
@@davidanthony3177 he'd have to spend a LOT of looney tuneys XD
@rektmlgtvtv68842 жыл бұрын
How do you know this fact?
@thebullet71423 жыл бұрын
“We are the best podcasters!” 10 minutes later: “We suck at this podcast”
@toml55843 жыл бұрын
Doo: "My whole family are allergic to mammals" Ahhhh so that explains the virginity
@loganpatterson86723 жыл бұрын
Me: *sits down to eat lunch* Me: “I think I’ll listen to the new goons episode” Goons: *talks about cat shit for the first 5 minutes*
@LeveyHere3 жыл бұрын
Goons: The Best Podcast in all of the Taliban territory Edit: this did NOT age well.
@xeno-xk4bd3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@Matthew_Rivera3023 жыл бұрын
@@xeno-xk4bd eggg
@Colbytk3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@festivalboat90683 жыл бұрын
@@xeno-xk4bd egg egg egg egg egg egg egg
@gargantuanblunt3 жыл бұрын
the egg is buried at 35°38'43"N 85°45'22"W walk 15 steps SW.
@thedenseone64433 жыл бұрын
This is the calmest McNasty has ever been during the intro Edit: Why do you torment me so
@xeno-xk4bd3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@Matthew_Rivera3023 жыл бұрын
@@xeno-xk4bd eggg
@m.4rrq2973 жыл бұрын
Egg
@festivalboat90683 жыл бұрын
@@xeno-xk4bd egg
@razormarkz3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@nikstan78603 жыл бұрын
Doo answered SO quick when McNasty asked if he has been hit on by a gay man.
@xtaqh3 жыл бұрын
He was excited to talk about his gay community
@acreativeeccentric.93123 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@adachi-san35172 жыл бұрын
@@acreativeeccentric.9312 32:29
@acreativeeccentric.93122 жыл бұрын
@@adachi-san3517 12 days too late…
@razormarkz3 жыл бұрын
McNasty doing ASMR... I simultaneously do and don't want to hear that.
@reddemon88023 жыл бұрын
McNasty asmr vegan mukbang when
@Nick.113 жыл бұрын
@@reddemon8802 I've never want so badly for someone to delete their comment 'til right now, lmao
@reddemon88023 жыл бұрын
@@Nick.11 good
@itsheat65533 жыл бұрын
I like ur pfp
@barrettrabel32573 жыл бұрын
Soup: “I don’t own guns” Me: “that is a f*cking lie and we all know it”
@kimjonguwu56593 жыл бұрын
To Soup: What is your favorite prank call you’ve ever done?
@grapeapeductape24893 жыл бұрын
“Bello, and welcome back to binging with Babish. Today we will be making the iconic cup of shit from the Gøøns podcast.”
@Spencerdreeeeeeeeee3 жыл бұрын
topic: what is the most embarrassing childhood or date moment
@TcGamerP1163 жыл бұрын
They woke up
@Sxlmate3 жыл бұрын
@@TcGamerP116 jesus christ
@drunklilly3 жыл бұрын
19:56 omg he does that soo well I think I question his sexuality.
@DMKelly203 жыл бұрын
I work at Walmart as a cashier. And I can DEFINITELY confirm what Dooo said at 26:58 about the amount of theft that goes on there. We, about a year or so ago, had to get and set up locks on different displays of certain high-traffic items (cosmetic items being one major one) that could only be unlocked by a magnet key because people were either opening them up and trying them on and then putting them back and not getting them, or they were just flat-out stealing them.
@avyayduggirala62303 жыл бұрын
School isn’t as important as this
@kazz41433 жыл бұрын
I’ve been listening to this during class and don’t know what’s happening in class
@MonkeyMode873 жыл бұрын
Same
@keniv47413 жыл бұрын
Better pay attention especially if they talkin stonks 🥸
@jamiemoonman35173 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Jadongdavis3 жыл бұрын
Me literally watching this in class rn
@pizzadisciple3 жыл бұрын
Wow we actually got a podcast two weeks in a row, I'm impressed
@15cps53 жыл бұрын
22:10 blarg I agree with you, my parents took me to a lot of different countries and It has definitely effected me positively
@hebabaig033 жыл бұрын
same same I agree that being introduced to different cultures really affects you positively it helps you understand people better and where they come from but you don't have to go to different countries to understand/learn that my parents did not travel much, but they made sure I was made aware of all different races/cultures by meeting people and shit yet I get where Blarg is coming from it is a good idea to broaden that understanding
@crispycrimson64483 жыл бұрын
Soup: *opens up about getting assaulted* Mcnasty: "my immersion is broken"
@ketchuppacket44373 жыл бұрын
If you guys didn’t notice in their banner, they post every monday
@xeno-xk4bd3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@taylorkane28283 жыл бұрын
They usually only post every other week as of late, so based on that pattern this is a surprise
@wertzlegendz14973 жыл бұрын
Thank you, i never knew if they had a schedule thank you a lot
@Matthew_Rivera3023 жыл бұрын
@@xeno-xk4bd eggg
@xeno-xk4bd3 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew_Rivera302 egg
@w4hu3 жыл бұрын
“The goons teach you how to be a billionaire” Thedooo’s setup is typing:
@MISTER_R0B0T03 жыл бұрын
Blarg's vet story was quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@chaoticpuncher87563 жыл бұрын
Not 3 minutes in and we’re back to shit. I love this podcast
@youelbakkali-24423 жыл бұрын
Topic: Why did McNasty go vegan instead of vegetarian?
@juliosestiaga97523 жыл бұрын
leaf
@AMoistEggroll3 жыл бұрын
Kinda curious myself. My family are religious vegetarians which I'm fine with personally.
@Phil.Anthropy3 жыл бұрын
Because vegetarians still eat animal made products just not meat and vegans eat nothing made or "stolen" from an animal.
@thewhoakage31983 жыл бұрын
@@Phil.Anthropy lmao he probably doesn’t feel too strongly about the animals, I think the question the other guy asked is valid still
@Phil.Anthropy3 жыл бұрын
@@thewhoakage3198 I didn't nor would I ever try to invalidate somebody's question with an answer LOL.
@clayton293 жыл бұрын
I’m sitting here with a bowl of clams and they just started talking about ahit and now I’m eating my food imagining it as shit makes it taste better
@jared3053 жыл бұрын
okay bikl
@tawalkerb.59973 жыл бұрын
That is really good
@sjok12513 жыл бұрын
A bowl of clams ?
@poooopyyyy94593 жыл бұрын
blarg came out firing today lmao, didn’t agree with most of what he said but i’m glad they’re this open
@joshcameron19733 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I come back to this episode, the Walmart part makes me laugh my ass off
@mrspiegsyt3 жыл бұрын
Im telling you guys, if mcnasty's dad was on the podcast, it would be the greatest podcast in the world
@DarkDisc13 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't be able to tell the difference...for a bit and then realise he wasn't being occasionally braindead lol
@mrspiegsyt3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkDisc1 Exactly
@AFallingToaster3 жыл бұрын
I love how none of them have a clue what's going on with GME, but they talk about it anyway. And get a ton of it wrong. Fun stuff.
@davidvilla97043 жыл бұрын
Idk if it’s just me but I see moistcritical matching this energy so hard
@kreativeillustr8s3 жыл бұрын
That’d be an interesting podcast forsure
@luis.j70753 жыл бұрын
True but I feel like moist doesn’t do much dark humor, seems like he stays away from it or hates it
@saaSTEPH83203 жыл бұрын
Soup going into protective puppy parent mode LOL
@matiassaucedo27393 жыл бұрын
I clicked this and thought I clicked the wrong video cause I didn’t hear a screaming intro
@xeno-xk4bd3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@Matthew_Rivera3023 жыл бұрын
@@xeno-xk4bd eggg
@festivalboat90683 жыл бұрын
Egg
@xeno-xk4bd3 жыл бұрын
@@festivalboat9068 egg
@mrshark48033 жыл бұрын
Egg
@breaddward3 жыл бұрын
TheDoooo: "My whole family is like allergic to mammals." Me: "So... That's why he's still a virgin?..."
@ThatUtubeGuy3 жыл бұрын
I just had a stroke reading this
@breaddward3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatUtubeGuy If you had a stroke then Grizzy might be near too! Ha
@jared3053 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree. That’s dope.
@asgarddemasia35603 жыл бұрын
Topic: The most depressing day, year, or month anything that goes with “this is not my day or year” in your life
@sahilghatora39703 жыл бұрын
21:08 Blarg I agree, I’m planning on teaching myself new languages and traveling abroad more
@nerosensei42843 жыл бұрын
I always laugh when soup brings us Native Americans lmao, at least they know we exist lmao
@julianc21493 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this on Spotify yesterday and paused it right when you guys were talking about penguins and happy feet. I put Spotify back on when I got in the car with my mom. I hooked up to Bluetooth and the first thing to play was 14:03 I then explained to her that dooo was making a joke and then quickly started playing music so it wouldn't get any more awkward.
@tylerolson42613 жыл бұрын
You guys should get Yumi on to talk about how he's actually good at seige
@Itzyahbo13 жыл бұрын
yes
@xeno-xk4bd3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@Matthew_Rivera3023 жыл бұрын
@@xeno-xk4bd eggg
@festivalboat90683 жыл бұрын
@@xeno-xk4bd egg
@tylerolson42613 жыл бұрын
@@festivalboat9068 E G G
@crisscrossam3 жыл бұрын
55:22 what Blarg is talking about is called the Streisand effect. i just discovered that term yesterday but what it is is pretty much an attempt by someone to hide or remove information about something, but this only leads to people wanting to know more about what was removed.
@yourpast94353 жыл бұрын
Question: What was one embarrassing or cringe-worthy moment that happened in your life?
@xeno-xk4bd3 жыл бұрын
Egg
@Matthew_Rivera3023 жыл бұрын
@@xeno-xk4bd eggg
@lilmoojuice13523 жыл бұрын
EGG
@BunniiBonBon3 жыл бұрын
This is the only podcast I keep up to date with. I don't know if I should be glad or disappointed about this.
@wertzlegendz14973 жыл бұрын
The two dislikes are walmart and target
@dragonslaya57923 жыл бұрын
i work at target can confirm
@imfatman81923 жыл бұрын
This brought me joy. Before the pandemic you go to Wal-Mart at 3am and it's weird, creepy and delightful.
@bababooey38853 жыл бұрын
topic: you are 4 inches in your mom and your dad is 4 inches in you, do you go backwards or forwards
@supplesoup91863 жыл бұрын
Both
@catalyst16413 жыл бұрын
That is so fucked 🤣 best comment
@mazobojo3 жыл бұрын
Become the worlds first human pinball
@pierrebrunel31553 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume I got 4 inches
@bababooey38853 жыл бұрын
@@mazobojo yoooo that made me spit out my milk 😂
@bafeink23 жыл бұрын
I literally listen to very many podcasts on a daily and i won't lie when i say i get excited when i see a new Goons episode
@Yayy123453 жыл бұрын
Luv you guys. Thanks for this
@bonydawk12953 жыл бұрын
I work at Wal-Mart, there's either the bottom of the barrel sub brick humans or Instagram models, there's no in between.
@michaelb16333 жыл бұрын
Topic: What's one song that yall would like to play on any instrument but just haven't been able to learn
@Dildaw693 жыл бұрын
we need an episode of goons but its just them all playing guitar
@nickk69683 жыл бұрын
I always choose to eat a meal while watching this podcast, building a stomach of steel.
@festivalboat90683 жыл бұрын
Same here
@gehringhoward94483 жыл бұрын
I have don't the impossible, I have officially listened to every second of all podcasts
@snoopycat58283 жыл бұрын
Great episode, but I'm gonna need that tier list
@UNKNOWN-ls5er3 жыл бұрын
When blarg started talking bout the bananas and monkeys u realize he is actually smart
@diegopena70593 жыл бұрын
Topic for the next podcast: Whats your version of a perfect life?
@SsgMcGriddle3 жыл бұрын
People are finally getting the mcnasty soup rivalry they always imagine is happening for real, epic.
@therunaway42583 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: every Wednesday in Canada citizens are obliged to invite atleast one moose in for dinner
@olgarzeszutek43463 жыл бұрын
My dad had basically the same story about playing instruments as Dooo. His mom forced him to play accordion because when she was young, she was trying to learn how to play it, but didn't had musical hearing and failed. He obviously hated it (c'mon freaking accordion), but then discovered guitar, figured it out himself, started a band and sticked with music anyways.
@JoshuaJones0993 жыл бұрын
I gotta remember to not eat while listening to this podcast
@makotokeisatoruko82033 жыл бұрын
Doesn't stop me, it's the nasty looking shit in doctor or surgery related shows that'll make you vomit.
@softtacoshell20373 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this moment
@goldengaming58143 жыл бұрын
Hey you should talk about the worst experience you had at a restaurant
@crackajoneshd61743 жыл бұрын
36:16 I wheezed like a fricking windpipe in just one moment where I exhaled in one go 😂😂
@aukxma3 жыл бұрын
I saw blarg in a suit outfit and the stonks memes im like heh more podcast :} \
@JCST-lk6gm3 жыл бұрын
27:46 speaking from personal experience, if it’s a chain, it’s free reign, steal from Walmart all you want, but I’d never steal from a family owned shop
@player1one_3 жыл бұрын
TOPIC: If you guys could pick a new member for the GOONS, who are you picking and why?
@BelovedPepper16173 жыл бұрын
Blarg, I completely understand what you mean by let you travel, it is always so much better to instead of being trapped in one place
@legendaryzibbo91463 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah boah
@dermetaller153 жыл бұрын
The chemistry between soup and mcnasty is just fascinating. Like "God, you're so fu**ing annoying, I hate you so much! Let's hug and drink a beer together!"
@thearcticfox82313 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt would be great on the podcast.
@richlocalworker30923 жыл бұрын
Dude I would love to see Schlatt on the Goons podcast! Hell yeah!
@thearcticfox82313 жыл бұрын
@@KdubbleYT What??? Jschlatt is a devoted Catholic, he wouldn't do that!
@alexcrain43 жыл бұрын
@@KdubbleYT yea it sucks but they are a corporation so they had to they had no choice
@icenation67303 жыл бұрын
And swags “the goons and the misfits podcast
@Mike-xj9kl3 жыл бұрын
this is the 25th time ive said "im never eating while watching the goons again"
@DDTRAINER3 жыл бұрын
"You can't give a felony out to a gorilla" *insert Harambe memes* 🤣
@Dorlax17343 жыл бұрын
Was at a Mcdonald’s drive thru listening to the podcast and the cashier hears it she says. That is some of the most authentic parenting advice you can hear. (Letting your kids choose what they want). She goes i applaud you for listening to a inspirational podcast. Me: Laughing inside 😂 Thanks yeah they are the best 👌
@jackpearl93063 жыл бұрын
Topic Most illegal thing you’ve done well sober
@Jake-yo2ey3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting all day. Let’s go! Now all I need is goons gaming
@DarkDisc13 жыл бұрын
I've been checking regularly lol
@Jake-yo2ey3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkDisc1 it’s the highlight of my week
@sofiaxaguilera3 жыл бұрын
Q : if u were in a zombie apocalypse who would die first ? also jschlatt next guest?? (:
@fictionvstheuniverse54183 жыл бұрын
i love how blarg has to make an analogy about monkeys to get everyone to understand the situation
@Matthew_Rivera3023 жыл бұрын
man why y’all gotta post when i’m in school 😫😫😫
@Natd0gsef3 жыл бұрын
Fuck it listen to it anyway
@sotirisgounaris96353 жыл бұрын
gotta love how many times they talk about the same story, honestly it is part of the charm!
@pedroinacio44173 жыл бұрын
Topic: What is the weirdest dream you guys had?
@SaucySkater3 жыл бұрын
best intro yet
@ohsodarkskin3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the black history jokes
@Natd0gsef3 жыл бұрын
Oh no ohh noooo
@shawnybawny29273 жыл бұрын
was waiting for this today
@muuriomaker5443 жыл бұрын
Women, am I right?
@TheADTRFAN953 жыл бұрын
As someone who worked security at walmart and apprehended shoplifters, it really does make you want to end it all
@nathanmeredith Жыл бұрын
I've never replayed a part of a video so many times
@jeffsyndrome48123 жыл бұрын
Hearing their rant about Walmart and robbery really paints the picture as to how middle class these boyos are XD. Still love them tho.
@davidpalos52323 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best episode ever
@danielcruz88683 жыл бұрын
Finally new podcast
@badmodernart59453 жыл бұрын
This is the best podcast ever. I watched it while working out and nearly fucking died on the treadmill cuz of how much i was laughing
@iluxio49683 жыл бұрын
I'm moving out this week and you guys just blessed this week by uploading, I know it's gonna go well ❤️️
@cleepusmaximus42383 жыл бұрын
22:10 yeah i agree thats dope. gotchu blarg
@stormtrooperjay51433 жыл бұрын
Bro i love this podcast
@Xenokiin2 жыл бұрын
It feels like every time I listen to another podcast, I just gain more respect for Matt.
@charlesxavier8703 жыл бұрын
yeah I agree that's dope. you're welcome blarg
@CosmicSteph3 жыл бұрын
The last minute has to be my favorite outro for the podcast so far 😂
@shruthimaniyodath77553 жыл бұрын
I save up the podcast for a day I feel like shit. Today was that day. And I said, WAS. ✌🏻✨ Also, thanks for letting us laugh at your expense. It takes an open mind, a lot of tolerance, and loads of patience to be able to do that. 😌 And yeah, just so you know, I don't agree with every opinion that's shared on here, like saying it's ok to steal from one person but not the other. Stealing is still stealing =NG 😅 But whatever, I'm glad you guys are doing this. Super thankful. Stay safe🙌🏼
@mlb62683 жыл бұрын
The goons actually talking about stocks? And making it enjoyable to listen to? Never thought I’d see the day lmao
@evanbushman77793 жыл бұрын
I work as a veterinary technician at an animal hospital, and if you don’t want your pet to get fingered, bring a stool sample of your pet from home
@CosmicSteph3 жыл бұрын
McNasty’s lil monologue at 42:46 has been me for the past 4 years 💀😆