SOUTH PARK - Cartmanland [REACTION] - Season 5, Episode 6

SOUTH PARK - Cartmanland [REACTION] - Season 5 Episode 6
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[@monsterjunkie7773]

I love the simple solution that Cartman could've given himself priority on everything as the park owner 😅

[@KaoretheHalfDemon]

Shows how much of a dumbass he is. Could have made lots of money and ridden the rides as much as he wanted.

[@rikmetz4720]

True, he could even get more money.

[@eliteteamkiller319]

@@rikmetz4720 He could have just bought another park, and used the other one to fund it.

[@georgygeorgiev8882]

It wouldn't make him happy either way because Cartman finds happiness in other people suffering. I don't think he can be happy while others are having fun at all

[@Hoezi02]

Wouldn't have worked. You can see how unhappy he is on the rides when other people are there too.

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

Why didn't Cartman just give himself a pass to the front of all lines and set a carriage aside for him? lol. He owned the park.

[@mikelitorous5570]

Cos he’s cartman and he wants to spite people he doesn’t like because he gets off on them being jealous of him or by him one upping other people

[@kingbeef66]

Cartman is short sighted and petty. He didn't even consider making money off the park to pay the IRS and Kenny's family and for his own fortune.

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

Cartman doesn't just hate lines, he hates big crowds of screaming kids on the rides and at the food and drink stands. He just wanted to enjoy his park alone.

[@thegooneygamerboy5302]

You do realize this is Eric Cartman your talking about, that fat fuck can’t understand the idea of settle or compromise, this man literally had a very successful Christian rock band all because he made a bet with Kyle that he will get five dollars if gets a platinum album for making Christian rock, he does so by taking the lyrics from popular love songs and adds Jesus to the end of every verse, and this works (unfortunately) and he makes literally millions off of his songs, when it’s revealed to him that Christian rock has mur album’s not platinum and due to that he will never get Kyles money he snaps like he just lost a life changing opportunity and yells fuck Jesus in front of entire crowd of his Christian fans, there is also the time where he made a bet Kyle that if he can prove there was a leprechaun Kyle will suck his balls for thirty seconds and if he doesn’t he has to pay Kyle 10 dollars, there was a signed contract and everything, Cartman ends up being right, unfortunately, and try’s to get Kyle to suck his balls but of course Kyle refuses to, so he brings this whole bet to court to force Kyle and WINS, when Kyle actually gives in and try’s to get it over this fuck try’s to make this a spectacle for everyone in school, putting on a genie costume, decorations and everything until the US government grabs Stan and Kyle for something important, so Cartman sneaks into the pentagon to get his balls sucked by Kyle, Kyle is then put in a room with with cartman to do it and sets up a camera, and puts on a crown and cape for it when he’s interrupted, Kyle goes into shock or something and passes out, Kyle wakes up in the hospital with Eric coming with a ice cream sundae and starts to prepare AGAIN, but this time with a throne, a Pope costume, and video camera pointing straight at his balls, this kid refuses to let something go and goes above and beyond to mess with people, so when you hear that let me ask you, does someone like that seem like they even want to be reasoned with and can even think of better ways?

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Cartmen doesn't like riding with others, he loved being the only one who could use the rides

[@UncannyAura]

13:20 "Who Kenny?! He dies all the time!" Cartman remembers Kenny dying a lot! He's the only one who hasn't forgotten!

[@brownstarslots]

Timmy remembers too

[@ForrestFox626]

What about Kenny's parents?

[@LewisZwarteLeeuwUS]

​@@ForrestFox626Carol and Stuart pop out more Kennys than a gumball machine

[@porgolash287]

I LOVE the dynamics in this episode! Kyle slowly losing hope is very upsetting to watch but also tragically funny.

[@Kaylaw9]

His parents forgot to tell him the end of Job's story where God rewards him ×7.

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

⁠Doesn't matter. The fact is that God still made Job suffer a TREMENDOUS DEAL just to prove a petty point to Satan. That's cold hearted and callous.

[@zach415]

The scene where Cartman is ranting about why he hates amusement parks is a direct reference to “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.” The Grinch has a similar rant about why he hates Christmas with “all the noise, noise, noise, noise!”

[@el-violador]

Also Cartman's bit about the lines is almost directly from "how the Grinch stole Christmas" "And the Who girls and boys would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys! And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! That's one thing he hated! The Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!"

[@Belleplainer]

Kyle getting literally butthurt over Cartman's good fortune to the point of it nearly killing him and then being resuscitated due to Cartman's ill fortune speaks volumes about how Kyle feels about him.

[@orangecat504]

You should watch the episode where Kyle steals Cartmans girl

[@0816M3RC]

@@orangecat504 Cartman mistreated and didn't even actually care about Heidi.

[@orangecat504]

@@0816M3RC true but he hated that Kyle bagged her though

[@georgeprchal3924]

Yet they both despise Freedom Pals and PS4s.

[@digitaladventurer2142]

to be fair a good part of the dying part was the infected hemroid, and its not like Kyle is shy about admitting he hates Cartman and Vice Versa. Honestly I think this is Karma for what Cartman did to Scott Tenorman literally 2 episodes earlier.

[@ljvwright]

I cannot believe no one has suggested the episode where cartman gets Tourette's episode. Hands down one of the funniest episodes of al time. (If it's already been done just ignore)

[@joseandres3566]

I think the same

[@davidbillberg2203]

Yeah! Le petit tourettes is a must!

[@TheLegendOfRandy]

_Why don't you have a seat._

[@UpintheAir1395]

​@@TheLegendOfRandy one of my favorite bits ever

[@wavves9095]

@@davidbillberg2203 what season

[@GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-]

In TV history, Cartman's reaction to sudden wealth is second only to Fry from Futurama reacting to his bank account balance after a thousand years of compound interest :D It had gone from less than a dollar to something like four billion dollars. When I was in high school and the topic of the math class of the day was simple interest and compound interest, our teacher showed us that Futurama clip and then told us "welcome to the wonderful world of compound interest" :D

[@Starkill3r306]

I love how Kyle doesn’t realize he’s just butt hurt, then ask for justice right after popping his hemorrhoid because he tried breaking into an apartment park.

[@jacobrickayzen2744]

he's not just butthurt though if he's literally been told by an actual real doctor that he has hemmerhoids

[@FrancoisDressler]

@@jacobrickayzen2744 Manifestation of the butt hurt.

[@jacobrickayzen2744]

@@FrancoisDressler i guess. still, i think it's a shame - i think it is fine to feel butthurt if an evil person like Cartman gets a million dollars - and even more butthurt about the pain that being butthurt gives you!

[@mckenzie.latham91]

The issue is that Kyle's faith is destroyed because an unimaginably evil person like Cartmen gets rewarded and Kyle gets an infected hemmeroid Kyle's butthurt is over the fact that the most evil person Kyle knows in the world is being rewarded for being a selfish prick and him despite being good and doing as he was told by everyone including his faith gets punished

[@GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-]

I love that the Alabama Man commercial clip has become a regular appearance in your South Park reactions :D

[@halfwaysleet]

Matt and Trey are geniuses, you can tell they put a lot of time and effort into each episode. Nice video.

[@ericdegre3538]

Yes, a full week! But seriously they're great.

[@ermindedic3706]

@@ericdegre3538 less than that 😂

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

@@ericdegre3538 It would take lesser minds than Trey Parker's several months to write and direct an episode this good.

[@tarzapopohead]

It was actually a reference to the way The Grinch describes the Whos

[@richieg-p6170]

I gotta say I HATE reaction vids but for some reason, you do a great job making rewatching my favorite show entertaining all over again. Your input is always on point and super fun seeing you translate the Japanese dialogue. Thank you Dash 👍 you definitely bring value that all reaction CC’s can learn from

[@nagak112]

Word!

[@Cure_Hana]

I think it’s because his reactions feel genuine and natural. He’s not just acting over-the-top and throwing out clickbait for the sake of views.

[@amyjordan195]

Why are you clicking on reaction vids if you hate them? Just curious.

[@richieg-p6170]

@@amyjordan195 I haven’t clicked on many as they seemed lazy when I first saw them (if anything, they’d run on auto play while I’m working and I’d skip once I found it dumb). As for running into Dash Reacts, it was from an auto play after watching some other SP vids. He won my sub after he translated Japanese on Chinpokomon

[@Saphthings]

and I HATE this sort of comment people do in life. Like, "I gotta say, I usually thing guys in glasses are so ugly, but it looks great on you!", or "I don't usually like latinos, but you're awesome! Other latinos should learn from you!"... wth... It's a sort of backhanded venomous comment that people say where they feel like they gave someone a compliment but it's really not... It's like saying, "I hate your type of channel, your type of content, and your type of vids... but you're ok!". Thanks? In the future if you don't want to make it backhanded delete everything before "you do a great job". There's literally no need to let someone know you dislike/hate something they're connected to if a compliment is the true intention.

[@BajaBCat]

Lol yeah, Cartman's whole rant/monologue is from the original Grinch cartoon movie.

[@christiank7166]

Dash, I legit got laid off today. Your videos cheer me up so much. Thanks for always giving insightful opinions on your videos. Much appreciated seriously.

[@octapusxft]

Best wishes for quickly getting a good new job

[@Dr.Cassandra]

I hope you can find a new job quickly! Best of luck 😊

[@christiank7166]

Thank you fellows! First day of it is a shock and depression kicks in, but dash and south park always make me laugh! His positivity is inspiring. Thank you again ^^

[@Big_Bag_of_Pus]

Good luck man. Hope things turn around as fast as possible.

[@KainHRAbel]

I hope you're doing better, man. Laughter has gotten me through many sad times. I am addicted to Dash's reaction videos. Have binge watched them this week.

[@wolfpredator1000]

"A Scause for Applause" is another South Park episode with a lot of Dr Seuss in it, I recommend it

[@Mason32800]

The scene where Cartman is being doctor Seuss shockingly makes me think you haven’t seen the original “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” cartoon

[@Christoff070]

Dude, he catches more film references than any of us ever will

[@cumexolaf3276]

You ignored the most funny thing: How Cartman wheeled all that cash home. He didn't even use a bag or a briefcase.

[@byHexted]

Can’t believe it took this long to do this one this is a CLASSIC

[@wadeintonature2975]

I have just realized that this is the first and maybe only time one of the boys talks about Kenny's deaths

[@landonl958]

What a great episode on karma. Lots to be said about, "You can't have this" sort of business, Rolex, Bugatti, insert expensive and limited item here, etc... . I always felt Nintendo to be king at this ploy, making a very limited amount of Amiibos while everyone is in line clawing each other's eyes out. Great episode! The best Cartman episode that always gets me howling is from season 12, called, "Breast Cancer Show Ever", as his portrayal in that episode was dead-on exact to what it was like growing up in the west around mean-spirited kids. (I feel like you did that episode, but don't see it on your list.)

[@ToHoldNothing]

Artificial scarcity seems to have been a thing posited as far back as the early 50s, in a Phi Beta Kappa newsletter

[@jamieblakely4043]

Definitely grinch references. From when he's talking about all the Christmas things the who's do that he hates

[@EJBing]

The episode “Scause for Applause” season 16 ep. 13 is about Dr. Seuss

[@LauraDMcBryde]

Thank you so much for reacting to one of my favourite episodes! This was awesome. You definitely deserve way more subscribers.

[@dash.reacts]

My pleasure, Laura! I sincerely appreciate you watching and taking the time to comment.

[@JMulvy]

Another business you might enjoy seeing Cartman in is Season 6, Episode 16: "My Future Self 'n' Me"

[@kaydenlafon7416]

My future self 'n' me- Season 6 episode 16, Cartman runs a business in this episode 😂

[@beemerrobbie]

Poop swatches

[@nooneofconsequence1251]

The "You can't come" approach is exactly what won the Cola Wars for Coke. Back in the 1980s they had started losing, badly, to Pepsi. So Coca Cola took their signature product off of store shelves and came out with a product they called New Coke which had been reformulated to be sweeter and taste more like Pepsi. Everyone hated it, and furthermore they were pissed off that they couldn't buy "old Coke" anywhere. A big black market sprung up for old cans of Coke, but the main company saw sales plummet even further than they had been. So... after several months, they brought back "old Coke," now called "Coca-Cola Classic," and sales immediately shot past Pepsi. People still hated New Coke, so that was eventually taken off of shelves. They've continued to outsell Pepsi ever since.

[@marcosviniciusgarcialazaro193]

Man... love your vídeos... Everytime I watch an episode i think "Dash would love this". These last few seasons were really great!!! Can't wait for more reactions

[@HasselHoffman-im5he]

Only Cartman would have fun in an amusement park by himself

[@Sadarsa]

Really? I'd love it.

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

I'd have fun with about 20 other people. Most of which are my friends. But no more.

[@hunterivey]

There's an episode where to get to see Cartman's family again, the episode is called Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson, it's hilarious.

[@christopherb501]

Isn't this the "again"? I thought this episode came later.

[@ToHoldNothing]

@@christopherb501 Yeah, Merry Xmas Charlie Manson is S2 and this is S5

[@knowEyeDeer]

It's the same security guard as in the mall-cop from the Fingerbang episode. His go-to is the mace first, then "move along sir/ma'am" deadpan. 😘👌

[@davidbillberg2203]

Haha!! Fingerbang episode. What was that episode called?

[@vukkumsp]

Your reactions are always both entertaining and knowledgeable.

[@blaketindle4703]

As someone who gets hemorrhoids sometimes, their depiction of one at the end is so up-surd I lmfao😂

[@mikemath9508]

the park owner has a quote i think the south park writers came up with, and I think it was a play on trying to make him a "no way, jose" rhyming guy "I don't care", said Pierre, "i'm from France"

[@Nuetral768]

I actually did experience the whole dying of a broken heart thing, and it actually takes a long time to recover... even if you can turn around the psychological factors the mind has still allowed enough parts to shut down and enough damage has occurred by then that it usually takes years to reverse.

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

Kyle: you are up there! Even though I'm an atheist, I say that was the best moment of the episode!

[@InMaTeofDeath]

My personal favorite was always Kyle destroying the story of Job by pointing out the perfect moral being just ruined a moral innocent mans life and that of his family just to prove a point he already knew would happen to the most Evil creature in the universe. That's a W for the Devil if anyone.

[@MasteRgamer-mk5bp]

@@InMaTeofDeath it's a W for job for sticking to his morals

[@InMaTeofDeath]

@@MasteRgamer-mk5bp I would say that both of our comments are equally true, however sticking to your morals doesn't change the fact that the person he got those morals from screwed him over for no reason other than proving a point he already knew he would prove since he knows the future. Not a good look for the man upstairs.

[@0816M3RC]

@@MasteRgamer-mk5bp You mean remaining a faithful slave.

[@MasteRgamer-mk5bp]

@@InMaTeofDeath your right but the the whole point of the story is that even when things are at their worst its easier to forsake God than to trust that he has larger plans

[@davidmurray5399]

Wait until Eric gets the bill from the power company.

[@nickmathur5950]

3:57 I figured it out as soon as he said, “Lines, lines, lines, lines.” It’s a reference to “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”

[@cjg8763]

That part with Kyle up on the fence always makes ME hurt! ouch!

[@TnT_F0X]

Fun Fact: When Timberland Boots were founded, the creators wanted an affordable, high quality boot for the working man. They originally sold the boots at competitive prices to cheap brands, even being higher quality then more expensive brands, but sales were down. They hired a concultant who did nothing but Quadruple the price and put a lot of money in TV Ads as the best work boot better and cheaper than the top brands guaranteed! All he did was sell it at a competitive price to the luxury boots at the ~100 dollar mark, selling for around 80 but making them better quality. Sales skyrocketed. Zero change to product.

[@RealTrixster5817]

I'm telling you man SE 12 EP 9 'Breast cancer show ever'. Your gonna be very satisfied after watching it. Hilarious!!

[@boltthunder2061]

i always laugh whenever kyle says "might not shower me with his blessings of infected hemorrhoids"

[@dominicanemperor28]

I wonder if the "You Can't Come" strategy could actually work, like how the Chewbacca defense came from the show and is now is a real law technique

[@cumexolaf3276]

it was always a real law technique

[@eliteteamkiller319]

Cartman messed up so badly. He could have used the funds from Cartmanland to make another theme park and then used that money to fund it.

[@ViewerOnline101]

I love how Kyle's parents left out from the story how Jobe received back everything he lost tenfold for his faith.

[@ToHoldNothing]

Also how God essentially just lords the power it has and thus intimidates Job into submission anyway. The story is a mixed bag in that sense, especially since technically God didn't do anything, he let Satan do it, but that still would make God vicariously responsible in a way because he's supposed to be sovereign and thus this was within God's power to refuse the deal at all

[@thehorrorhound6575]

You’re overlooking the most important part of the story. God is omnipresent which means he knows the past, future, and present. He knows what you’ll do before you do it. Satan literally bet god that jobe would give up his faith and god already knew the future and said “bet” and let jobe go through all this misery to prove a point to Satan that god already had foreseen and therefore knew would be the only outcome. The bet was meaningless

[@ToHoldNothing]

@@thehorrorhound6575 The story supposedly was a later addition anyway, not written in the same period as the Pentateuch or even some of the other major stuff in the Jewish canon, though that is as messy as Christian canon anyway in a different direction

[@0816M3RC]

@@thehorrorhound6575 So why not just refuse Satan's bet? He is God, he could just tell Satan to f*ck off.

[@thehorrorhound6575]

@@ToHoldNothing yeah if you take a step back and look at the story as it’s presented, you’re left with two options. Either 1. God didn’t know what was going to happen and left it totally up to chance on if Jobe would renounce his faith which would mean god isn’t all knowing and all seeing. Or 2. God knew what Jobe would do regardless of what happened to him and maliciously allowed a man’s entire family and live stock to be needlessly slaughtered because he knew he had nothing to lose on his end.

[@Youngie761]

Great one. It's so sad when Kyle gives up too.. Sad but hilarious.

[@LilBig100]

If you want to be formally introduced to Cartman’s family, you gotta watch “Merry Christmas, Charles Manson!” I know Christmas already passed, but it’s a great episode!

[@lamborgini86]

i love watching these , we get some more knowledge from you , aswell as rewatch south park , its such an amazing show

[@icomeandgobybubble87]

I love that you add captions for Kenny

[@vanderlark]

If you ever get the itch for a newer episode again: S19E04 „You‘re not yelping“ S19E05 „Safe space“ S21E03 „Holiday Special“

[@SSJfraz]

Those all suck.

[@Motownsports89]

@Fraser Stewart Why don't you like yelping or safe space?

[@guybd5521]

The newer seasons are awesome!

[@johnedward9948]

@@Motownsports89 they are boring snd not funny

[@0816M3RC]

@@johnedward9948 Nope.

[@ruzzodac]

Okay, I'm a tourist; I spend 400$ on hotel, 800$ on travel, then like 80$ to get into a park and stand in line for 2 hours for one ride? I will gladly pay an extra 100$ for fast pass because where I'm from there is no Mega Coasters etc.!

[@SayKyleNotCow]

3:07 I’ve lived in Orlando my entire life. For the Orlando area, Disney by far has the worst lines, major attractions never seem to have small queues and even b-tier rides will have minimum 30-45+ minute waits. Universals lines are hit or miss with major attractions having some long lines but mostly manageable. Sea world is almost no lines, you just walk onto basically anything there.

[@johnedward9948]

Season 5-8/10 are pure gold :D

[@backforblood3421]

I'm sure this has been mentioned by now, but the whole "lines, lines, lines" thing is based on the "noise, noise, noise" thing from How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

[@EJBing]

The episode “Merry Christmas Charlie Manson” season 2, ep 16, about cartmans extended family

[@jimmymcfly9822]

“Proper Condom Use” from season 5. It’s definitely a top shelf episode.

[@greenyoshi48]

this is the best reaction channel, I always look forward to see you react man,

[@joshgellis3292]

Although the last time I was a toddler when my parents took me to Knots Berry Farm- I somehow keep thinking 15 minutes is reasonable line wait.

[@shagnscoob1785]

As far as wait times at amusement parks go, I didn't experience it personally, but a friend of mine tried to call to reserve a visit to Super Nintendo World (Osaka, Japan) for him and his family, and the earliest reservation he could make that was available to him was in 7 months.

[@dash.reacts]

Oh wow! I’ve never been to Universal Studios Japan, but wanted to go after I saw that they have a Super Nintendo World.

[@Big_Bag_of_Pus]

Recommendations: I think you'll find "Fatbeard" pretty funny. And one of my favorites that deserves more attention, focusing on Stan and his Grandpa, is "Cash For Gold". Finally, if you've ever seen the awful 80s movie _Red Dawn_ , the episode "Grey Dawn" is a good parody.

[@deminybs]

that ending is superb

[@connorredshaw7994]

Your reaction to Kenny dying 😂

[@TnT_F0X]

The Guard maced everyone on sight... He didn't say what he'd shoot them with. For 60 bucks a day it makes sense he didn't have a gun, even back then that was good not great money. Around the same time my dad made 100 a night but that was on his feet baking, Harder job than telling kids not to yell.

[@paulweston8408]

I'm so glad you finally got to this episode. I LOVE them telling Kyle the story of Job. Me and my daughters are always telling each other after a bad thing "and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies"! Looking forward to whichever episode you pick next and thank you for the smiles and laughs.

[@Nsinger998]

1:17 - I believe the gentleman and little girl below him are based on Cartman's 'Father' and 'Sister' from the pilot.

[@tony020480]

This episode is S-tier South Park and could make a hilarious live action movie.

[@digitaladventurer2142]

yeah another classic Cartman episode, and I don't think Kyle lives to see Cartman suffer (not completely). its just he couldn't understand how such an evil person could suddenly be so blessed while he was made to suffer.

[@malice926]

2:01 If I HAD to spend it, I would buy a cheap house for around $30-50 grand, repair everything in it, and build a complex bomb shelter underneath of it until I only had $500 grand left, I would then spend around $250 grand on computers and servers and then the rest I would give to charity.

[@minuette1752]

I remember Disney having the longest lines but it has been so long since I have been to DIsney World once, Adventure Land a few times, and Six flags a few times.

[@jessepollack2815]

I’d recommend “Kenny Dies” and “Passion of the Jew”, great episodes

[@Saphthings]

this missed that the "rewarding" part of Job's story is that then Job is blessed with double the wives, and double the kids! :D Because you know, if God kills your child for a bet, then getting 2 kids later totally makes you forget your other child! :D

[@bejita7831]

Cartman's Incredible Gift 8x13 is another great episode for more Cartman fun. Cheers for the videos =D

[@fuzzballzz36]

Dash, Cartman is the Grinch! "All the noise, noise, noise, noise!"

[@casmo87]

I went on a holiday as a kid to Cali and got to go to Disneyland, Knotts Berry Farm and Universal Studios, then down to San Diego to the Airbase, Sea World and SD Zoo. I still remember the rides at the theme parks (was a LONG time ago) but don't remember too much about lines. Maybe time of year effects this? (was around Halloween). Also was part of a special interest group so there was that lol? I enjoyed my time in the US, btw. Very good times indeed.

[@questionblock8949]

I remember in 1999 waiting for the Indiana Jones ride in Disneyland California for two hours. Was worth it tho, that ride was fantastic

[@toddjones1480]

I went there a year ago and that ride was a full walk-on. But the queue area is so long that it still took me 30 minutes to ride it three times. The only real lines that day were in the afternoon for the rides that were closed in the morning, Matterhorn and Splash Mountain. And there was still a lottery to get on the newest Star Wars ride at the time.

[@thefloorist5169]

The last time I went to a theme park it was freezing, so it wasn't so busy and the maximum waiting time in a line was 30 minutes!

[@shadowotter3116]

always a good episode when cartman is miserable by the end

[@blaketindle4703]

Love this episode! 😂 Please do another great season 5 episode, “Here Comes the Neighborhood”. It’s mostly about Token. Also many rich black celebrities move to South Park. And the townspeople are pissed! But it’s not about race…….or is it lol?

[@Oleoay]

"How do you spend $1 million dollars without investing it?" Reminds me of the Richard Pryor/John Candy movie "Brewster's Millions"

[@Mikeyz123]

Love your videos! All the episodes are great so whatever you do next, you’ll have me watching

[@dash.reacts]

Thanks, Mikey!!! 🙏 🤜 🤛

[@steven95N]

The Security guard was willing to shoot anyone on-site for less than $60 a day 🤣. Holy fuck.

[@Nsinger998]

Job ends with Job being given twice what he once had.

[@joelt00b]

If you want to see more of cartmans family see Season 2 Episode 16 "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson"

[@juanrobles4814]

That's a good one.

[@sportschad]

Seriously, Cartman is bar none, the most capable character in South Park when it comes to making money. He is relentless and creative when he wants to make money. It's just that his downfall always come down to being disappointed that he didn't get to one-up his "friends", or some kind of selfish reason that he didn't achieve, which will lead him to stop his money-making scheme, voluntarily. Almost every time, he is basically the one who decides when it stops often for some selfish petty reason. I guess this is deliberate writing from the creators as to avoid making a character like Cartman too powerful to balance out the show.

[@GreenGrassInc]

he's doing the grinch who stole christmas, the dude blowing trumpet is the 'noise noise noise'

[@jkayrichardson3366]

The michael bay gets the keep on making movies line was in reference to Pearl Harbour from 2003, way before the transformers movies

[@ZaibasLightningRanger]

8:20 "Roller Coaster Tycoon 🚨Alert SFX🚨"

[@AthanImmortal]

I've been refreshing your channel page a few times today, just had a feeling :D I love you going back and looking at earlier episodes too :D

[@mikemath9508]

a theme park would be superfluous to me. all i need is a roller coaster.

[@keithsantana145]

Job gets back more than he had before.

[@andresgonzaleztorres3808]

“Oh My God, Kenny died in Cartmanland!!” “Eric, you weasel bastard!!”

[@byHexted]

3:30 is a grinch reference, this entire bit is referring to when he’s complaining about whoville and all their annoying shit. That’s why they throw in all those suess like non words

[@yuumijungle548]

one of the best episodes of all time

[@JaneDoe-cz5oe]

I'm impressed you understood even two words of what Kenny was rambling.

[@80MWH]

4:53 In 2010, I went on Splash Mountain so early, I had a log vehicle all to myself. I thought of this line when seeing the pic taken of me.

[@omgilovesteak6484]

Trey and Matt are brilliant along with their team.

[@DLites151]

You MUST watch "Towelie". Same season (5) episode 8.

[@stefanc4520]

More South Park from Dash. Excellent 😁

[@albertsmith9315]

Anyone that rejects South Park sight unseen just don't know how smart and clever the writing is. Its crude and vulgar and yet there's a lesson in most every episode. I'll never climb a fence with a hemorrhoid.

[@christopherb501]

Granted, some they have had to rightly walk back (Manbearpig, anyone?), but true.