SOUTH PARK - Red Hot Catholic Love Reaction (S6, E8)

[@Tolye]

We gettin' a sequel to the Great Schism with this one

[@Tommysimonsen]

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[@FIRE_STORMFOX-3692]

Swaztika on the priest forehead? Where are you from? Ukreine? Jesus christ

[@Melancholian]

Are you also Orthodox? Thats cool

[@IfYouSeekCaveman]

FORGET ABOUT THE GALGAMEKS?!

[@RandomTrinidadian]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

[@ruzzodac]

I was pretty upset that Priest Macky said this.

[@micah3331]

*RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE*

[@TnT_F0X]

Fun Fact: Priests used to be able to get married and have families, but then they were not leaving all their worldly possessions to the Church since they had pesky families to inherit their stuff. Some Pope had the brilliant idea to tell all priests they must be single and celibate so now the church inherits more stuff... and nothing bad ever happens when these men who cant have wives are alone with vulnerable people.

[@AlexA-uz6po]

It was also because in medieval Europe, the first son used to inherit the profession of the father (the son of the blacksmith was a blacksmith, the son of the baker was a baker, etc). The fear of the church was that men would become priests because of inheritance rather than faith.

[@carlosyoung1984]

Anglican priests can marry and have children.

[@TnT_F0X]

@@AlexA-uz6po Unfortunately now they become priests for... a third reason.

[@TnT_F0X]

@@carlosyoung1984 There is a reason some priests have a bad rep and others don't, sadly it's cause certain rules make it more likely for certain people to do certain things... I cant comment the real words on youtube, I think they try to protect the galgamec priests and delete the comments automatically.

[@canadianmormarchist]

@@carlosyoung1984 Majority of latter day saints get a priesthood so the clergy can get married for us

[@johnhart8856]

4:55 Easiest paycheck Isaac Hayes ever made from the show 😂

[@omaridaniels8427]

Chef heard that question and Nope'd the hell out of the episode.

[@officialbrdillin]

16:45 If you're wondering why FBI agents were in Martha's kitchen. This was around the time the real Martha Stewart was being investigated and arrested for fraud in 2002. She was later sent to prison two years later for stock trade fraud.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

It was a good thing

[@DanielRichards644]

somehow I totally forgot that portion of that scene, I remember her doing what she did but forgot the feds.

[@ToneOh]

The best episodes are the ones Cartman makes Kyle mad😂

[@formdusktilldeath]

I guess "Pitfall!" and the Atari was a bit before your time.

[@Tolye]

I only played "Asterix and Obelix XXL" from Atari.

[@formdusktilldeath]

@@Tolye it was published by Atari SA, which was previously Infogrames... I'm talking about the Atari 2600 Video Computer System a console from the late 70s/early 80s. On a related note, the game you mentioned was remastered in 2022.

[@Joosher56]

I only knew it was pitfall because of the “pipfall” mini game in fallout 4

[@CyanSkyAnfall]

I was thinking it was called “Pitfall” but not 100% sure. I’ve never played it myself but it looks fun.

[@alan62036]

There was Pitfall the Mayan Adventure that had the original Atari game in it. It was made by the same company that made Earthworm Jim

[@potts9274]

Now that you've seen this one you have to watch season 13's 'eat pray queef' because only this episode and that episode feature martha stewart doing the two best gags the show may have to offer.

[@gregoryrobinson3050]

Do they forget Jesus lives in South Park 😂

[@SeyaDiakite7]

Just like Tweek’s dad saying Stuart and Carol don’t have kids after Kenny’s death when They still have their oldest son Kevin.

[@michaelcollins2030]

This episode sort of gets a follow up in a more modern season where father Maxie begins to deal with the stereotype of all catholic priests assaulting kids with the only reason people coming to church is to make jokes about it in front of him

[@LyingSecret]

If you were interested enough, that 2D game Father Maxi got put into, is Pitfall from the Atari 2600. I loved that bit.

[@laurav5767]

The catholic boat~

[@Tolye]

tHa CaThOliC BOooaaaT

[@laurav5767]

@@Tolye get some Christian action- *Randy screams*

[@gak9319]

Randy: aaahhhh 😂

[@stonecoldgamer5222]

Just like the love boat.

[@computernerd1101]

Father Maxi is morally grey. On the positive side, he's against child molestation. But he's still a fear mongering bully who sees nothing wrong with using threats of hellfire as motivation to attend church every Sunday.

[@LucianDevine]

Yeah, but at least that's what the religion is truly about!

[@ReeN1995]

He is also a P€do himself. Can't remember when the show hinted at it but Stick of Truth definitly did.

[@skarmeta77]

The episode could have ended up changing Vatican law and making it illegal for priests to abuse minors, Making Randy and the rest of the characters return to the church and stop being atheists, Recognizing that they did not have to be atheists to massively condemn the errors of priests And end the episode there, but they didn't have to speak badly about atheists because they had to speak badly about atheists.

[@jerricaleonard2123]

@@skarmeta77 And also make aliens win in the end.

[@skarmeta77]

@@jerricaleonard2123 In fact, having the aliens win in the end would have been a funny and ironic ending.

[@joelt00b]

17:13 "and that is how you eat a turkey" 😂

[@carerforever2118]

"So saith the spider" 😂

[@coltondonahue3]

Did you watch this one with the village priest?

[@DJ_Cub]

Can’t wait till you watch their most recent run in with catholic priests with the “I love Jesus” whistle and the “Cumboni”

[@jerricaleonard2123]

For some screwed up reason, KZbin flags any comments I make about that episode.

[@t5ruxlee210]

South Park has never made an episode where a kid vomits shit a bunch of times and then finally dies because all the experts "decided" early on his problem was Munchausen by proxy. Guess that would be deemed too implausable and gut wrenching.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

9:58 He sounds like a record when you hit "pause".

[@toditron]

Interesting take on this episode. I always thought it was more about the dangers of listening to giant spiders.

[@jay_vero]

ALL HAIL THE SPIDER QUEEN

[@Sifter2K]

I'll go say 10 male hairies

[@putitinreverseterry]

This episode hit a little to close to home for our boy Toli

[@jimooijevaar6894]

14:45 your village priest is Manson?

[@JarodFarrant]

2:40 father maxi is a ripe apple 🍏 among a Rotten orchard.

[@stormingelysium1996]

I played so much Pitfall at my grandma's house. Looked just like that

[@SeyaDiakite7]

1:45 what about Kenny’s brother Kevin? He was still there alone with the parents (Karen wasn’t there yet) I think Tweek’s dad was dumb on purpose for this one.

[@seanstinchfield-mp2xm]

Now do Christian Rock Hard! It features my favorite metal band: SANCTIFIED !

[@randy-qf8pq]

Toli where can I find your Bio ?

[@angelmorales9689]

I swear, Toli, you're always On point with your predictions of where the episode is headed😅😅 Your accuracy is fuckin legendary

[@kyoai]

Congrats to 7k subs!

[@Tolye]

❤️

[@k-trashradio5163]

Ohh boy im looking forward to this one if only because of the way cartmam gloats about wining a 20 dollar bet from kyle. Yess yess kyles money! Gold xD

[@jerricaleonard2123]

If you thought this episode's Martha Stewart scene was screwed up, I guarantee the one from "Eat, Pray, Queef" will break you.

[@fibexfibex7]

better watch next A boy and a Priest next since we are alreading doing the theme

[@dooickouski]

This episode has one of my favorite jokes from the entire series.

[@TMThesaurus]

It's more like "O Christ, we worship you." The -mus ending is first person plural

[@Authori_tah]

The Spider Queen is a reference to the Doctor Who episode Planet of the Spiders.

[@marceloasensiofilho3833]

Season 4 episode 9. It is a great christian episode with Cartman having his own church

[@Palmer-xe5dj]

I can't help feeling like this entire episode was crafted around the Martha Stewart segment.

[@eternus154]

How the hell can South Park residents turn atheist when they got an invitation themselves from Jesus to a Rod Stewart concert where they got to meet God there? Also, Satan paid a friendly visit to South Park a few times.

[@sandorclegane8164]

One of the many hilarious contradictions of the show lol. Makes no sense to be atheist (or Jewish) when Jesus lives just a couple blocks down

[@SupHapCak]

There’s atheists, who just don’t believe, and then there are anti-God atheists, whose purpose is to turn as many people away from God as possible because they are angry at God for some reason or another They’re probably angry at God because they need to focus on themselves instead of everyone else.

[@mlglp1]

22:00 The giant enemy spider! (starts beatboxing)

[@fiverx2159]

By your logic at the end. before the 10 commandments people were just killing each other Willy nilly and then they get the 10 commandments and stop ? What about the first 20 commandments that were rejected and shattered so hid gave them 10 new ones. Seems like a construct of man and not the supernatural

[@Tolye]

No, by my logic religion extends beyond Christianity. Get it?

[@Tolye]

Relisten to my stuff and tell me where exactly do I single out Christianity from all the other religions?

[@fiverx2159]

@@TolyeI get what you’re saying. But if you’re reducing religion to an individuals personal experience then there is no difference from a schizophrenic hearing voices. Without a religion being written down then the morals are subjective. Got whispered in my ear to eradicate those people. But god whispered in your ear to not kill. Who’s right if it’s just a personal experience

[@fiverx2159]

@@Tolyeps love your channel and reactions

[@SupHapCak]

Just read the boom for yourself, you heathen

[@redpillfreedom6692]

Now you gotta watch the episode "A Boy and a Priest" which is sort of a sequel to this one, although that one was made many years later.

[@AlwaysEquals50]

The Catholic boat trip scene almost made me choke, but then they let me breathe.

[@SupHapCak]

This is one of my favorite episodes My other favorite is the one where Father Maxie (Idk how to spell) and Butters are friends and Father Maxie decides to stay and protect the kids, even though the other priests give him a bad reputation.

[@jerichogonzales1290]

I agree with your assertion at the end. When you remove emotions and superstitious hang ups from the world, you find that ethics and morality have no more basis in reason and logic as any other religious structure. One of the baser truths, for better or worse, is that human beings require subjectivity and unreason to create the illusion of sensibility. Biggest problem with ideologies rooted primarily in the political sphere, is that they lack a sufficiently sophisticated metaphysical structure. This lack of metaphysics makes it exceedingly difficult to successfully map the problems which arise from The Human Condition on to them. We as human beings need The Parables and stories in order to model the problems that we encounter in day-to-day life. The world as described by movements such as socialism and communism and Fascism and liberalism, is too narrow to answer the most fundamental of questions. Chief among these being, given that I exist what is to be done of this? It may come as a shock to the more ideologically entrenched members of society, but ideologies which describe the nature of society as their primary concern, can never meaningfully address the nature of individuals within Society nor how they relate to that Society. It is only those religious structures, which have grown and developed into sophisticated metaphysical systems, which have proven against the unrelenting hand father time, to be sufficiently robust for the purposes of grounding one's life.

[@themav3ricm3thodd91]

What you said at the end is so true man. I try and tell christians, muslims, atheists, and all the others essentially the same thing, they never get it though.

[@beanie3427]

Okay, now I'm utterly captivated by what Toli actually believes lol. I'm a Christian and when I first watched, I was pretty sure you were an atheist, just based off a couple reactions that I saw first. Now, I'm baffled haha. You could tell me you were a Sikh and I'd probably believe it hahaha

[@JarodFarrant]

3:50 many Christian’s don’t go to church ⛪️ anymore but still practice their faith.

[@jsonkody]

18:50 .. I played that game as child - it was fkng HARD .. never beat it xD

[@thesykotikone]

As an extremely lapsed Catholic I found this extremely funny and most likely apt. All hail the Queen Spider!

[@Juide80]

Killer speech at the end. I liked you already but my level of respect for you rose a huge amount 👍

[@kimstone8532]

Great episode highly underrated.

[@migmalucogachatm5618]

I'm babbled this episode hasn't been reacted to yet

[@trevor3013]

You should watch, do cripples go to heaven. It's a two parter but the Pope is in it and still dusty it's hilarious

[@fraisertinko]

17:53 i wonder why there is a Ж) what word in Russian starts with Ж and fits here perfectly 🤔🤔🤔

[@Tolye]

Жужелица?🤔

[@GasstationnSushi]

This episode reminds me of your childhood priest and you ☺️

[@raphaelpaz8476]

Couldn't Martha take the bones out of the turkey? lol

[@pimps1986]

This episode was something else. Toli, you are something else as well. When Cartman crapped out of his mouth, it made me almost sick to my stomach watching that; that was gross. People, do not try that at home, please!

[@illstreamthat]

Honestly, I'd leave my children alone with Father Maxi, he's a good guy. The rest of them...not so much.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

7:03 this is legit their mindset! I will trust a child alone with a crocodile 🐊 before a priest.

[@tallicafan85]

that's an old attari game. i played it a lot when i was a kid.

[@DementedRat1]

This episode was hilarious yet cursed💀

[@TheJericho1123]

what about 5 catholic grizzly bears?

[@hunterivey]

Your reactions are hilarious in this video

[@Thebossstage1]

I knew you'd enjoy this one

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

24:10 the churches have done more damage to themselves then any 1 person ever could.

[@dwcinnc]

I particularly like the biblical stories about murder, rape, incest, vengeance, natural disasters from god, etcetera. All the others are just boring; and in the words of John Lennon, "everybody's talking about ism isms."

[@eikthesheik]

Fun reaction as always :) just wanted to argue that atheism is not a religion and we don't need to replace religion with anything. For that reason I don't think it's in our nature. Only in our culture.

[@Tolye]

Thank you! But one question, what aspect of a religion being a religion does atheism not fulfill? As far as I am concerned it is exactly the same model, only with the parameters being changed.

[@TLeining]

@@Tolye What aspects does it fulfill? Depending on who you talk to, the central aspect(s) of religion changes from something simple as "faith" to a complete list of behaviors, practices, morals ... Pretty much all religions have at least a designated worldview that establishes right and wrong, as well as a central figures in the Creator and the Messiah. I do agree that there are people who treat Atheism as religion, along with religious figures such as Dawkins and Hitchens. But does that make Atheism itself a religion?

[@Tolye]

@TLeining 1. They subconsciously acknowledge a "higher power", most of the time, they replace God with science. 2. They start extracting moral values based on their "higher power". 3. They gather in groups.

[@Tolye]

@TLeining On the other hand, I could also argue that atheism does not exist per se. That is only if we agree on two pre-conditions: 1. Any divine figure is a representation of a moral paradigm. 2. Everything pertaining to morality is rooted in religion and God. With this in mind, nearly every single human being adheres to a set of moral values. Thus, he automatically acknowledges those moral values and by implication he acknowledges the God from which they stem. Therefore, even as a so-called "atheist" you still use God as a moral compass, either consciously or subconsciously. You cannot go beyond the moral paradigm of God and subsequently the religious roots of it.

[@TLeining]

@@Tolye While I agree that there are Atheists who treat Science as something that can answer everything, that doesn't make it a higher power. It also doesn't apply to Atheism itself. There is no prerequisite in Atheism to place value in Science. I have no idea what people you have talked to, who have extracted moral values out of Science. Gathering in groups is an aspect of religion? Okay, one out three. ^_^ Obviously I disagree on the two pre-conditions. The argument also doesn't solve the foundational problem. Even if everything pertaining to morality is rooted in religion [...], and any divine figure represents a moral paradigm, that doesn't tell us if the divine figure really does exist, or is a man made construct to convey said moral paradigm. So even if I were to give you those pre-conditions, as an Atheist, I wouldn't be convinced that those divine figures are real. Instead, there is evidence that at least some of those gods were invented by humans. What's the evidence that at least one god is real? The big problem of course, is defining what moral values represent which divine figure. Take the God of the bible. What are his moral values to slavery? Rape? Pedophilia? Homosexuality? Then of course, what happens, when the moral values of a religion are questioned? The Lutheran Protestants disagree with the Roman Catholics on a few things. But they believe in the same god. Which god led which group down the wrong path? Or did they create their own moral code and use the divine figure to convey that to the public?

[@coltondonahue3]

WE DON"T TAKE KINDLY TO THOSE WHO FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEKS AROUND HERE!

[@CuddleCakez]

This episode reminds me of my childhood

[@hadeees]

He became the game Prince of Persia

[@MarkoDobric-g7z]

17:26 you have got to be the funniest human being ever I shit myself laughing

[@smokkpinjekpuu]

Toli, would you ever consider reacting to Metalocalypse, or do you think not enough of the audience would care about that?

[@joolsmacgrools1288]

It’s a couple seasons down, but the Easter episode is a good one too.

[@pleasehelp2104]

You gotta check the boy and priest episode I think it’s called smth like that :)

[@adrianspikes6454]

24:22 commandments for other ppl that were already known 🤦 There is an old Commerce book, on Google books, that goes into hiw before the Exodus Moses was supposedly stealing from Pharaoh 🤷 Another book on how things operated in the Kings realm how Jews were used by the King to execute particular orders, such as foreclosure, taxes etc. Pretty wild to read the Moses part, like what docs bro read even to be able to write that 🤨

[@SupHapCak]

That just sounds like propaganda. I mean… they’ll read any book about the Bible and what Jews/Christians believe EXCEPT the Bible!

[@computernerd1101]

GOD BATTLE! Queen Spider vs ManCatHippopotamus!

[@AlexisStreams]

They worship a giant spooder 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FeRnAnDo1538]

“Let the little children come to me”. Matthew 19:14. But NOT LIKE THIS! By the way, it’s funny how adults in town changed their minds, you know, until the episode “A boy and a Priest” (22x02).

[@redscorpion1090]

The Higher Power is Ungoliant lmao

[@FIRE_STORMFOX-3692]

I don't understand why anatoli reacts like this, as an EE fellow myself my face looks like this : "-. _-." all the time

[@FimbongBass]

I fuking love the gilgameks lmao 😂

[@AyAy008]

What's crazy (but not surprising) is that Matt and Trey never made any jokes about the secret Chabad tunnel incident in any of the recent episodes. Or jokes about the fact that J people literally sk bby peens (metzitzah b'peh).

[@Tolye]

Well, that thing was trending for a couple of weeks, if you miss the hype-train it's not going to be that relevant anymore.

[@JackMarcuson]

@@Tolye one of creators is a zionist jew and other one is convert jew, the fact that they never made fun of judaism for 20+ years or Biden administration for the last 4 years speaks more than enough.

[@dabegmister]

That game is called pitfall

[@thomasguichaoua7085]

Am I the only one who wants Toli to do a reaction from the City Sushi episode? 😭🤣🤣

[@Tolye]

You got it, mah dude! This Sunday! 😅

[@gregkral4467]

That game.... Atari pitfall..... I remember that game, but don't remember any priests in that pit.....

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

13:28 So... do Gelgamek women not have butts?

[@catalinsulugiuc4864]

Like a cross or the words of Christ.. I'm dying

[@Tolye]

love your nickname 😅

[@JackMarcuson]

the Cyrilic alphabet was not invented by bulgarians, the slavic brothers were from Solun/Salonika and were considered Serbs, only in early 20th century this nonsense about them being bulgarians started because of insane bulgarian nationalism.

[@johnj4471]

Peak South Park

[@erikhernandez277]

You should react to go god go part one and two

[@diverrr9401]

9:48 papież polak,2137

[@migmalucogachatm5618]

I love this episode, even as an atheist

[@Grimfield]

Good sir, do you need a potty basket after that speech from 26:30 to 27:00?

[@Adilulph]

Very Superficial and wrong but funny 😂😂

[@Tristam_]

17:42 гЭЙ 😁

[@LucianDevine]

Hail Queen Spider!

[@ggstatertots]

Can't wait for you to watch the goth kids epidodes 👀

[@JC-es5un]

Atheism: The idea that nothing created everything for no reason and then random chance violates the second law of thermodynamics by creating more and more complexity as time goes on.

[@JackMarcuson]

oy vey

[@lazulazu2467]

I'm not against people who believe in God but I've never heard this refutation before. how does the universe violate the 2nd law of thermodynamics?

[@JC-es5un]

@@lazulazu2467 Physical systems move towards greater degrees of entropy over time according to the second law of thermodynamics.

[@JC-es5un]

@@lazulazu2467 I didn’t say the universe violates it, the theory of evolution does.

[@JC-es5un]

@@lazulazu2467 There’s also the problem of consciousness. There’s no example of consciousness coming from something that is not conscious.

[@SeekingHisWill78]

Toli, do you identify as a Christian?

[@Tolye]

Short answer: yes and no. Long answer: I think that almost every single person adheres either consciously or subconsciously to a set of moral values that are rooted in some sort of religious tradition. With that in mind, I might say that I do not consider myself an orthodox Christian, but that is not going to deny the fact that I'm still a part of the Christian morality paradigm. You can't suddenly erase something like that. I tell people I'm pagan. 😅

[@JC-es5un]

@@Tolye……nice. I think atheism is completely illogical (and held with religious zealotry). Personally, I lean more towards Gnosticism. Someone once said “The Hermetic tradition can be summed up in the phrase: It’s all just One Thing”. Even if we live in an infinite holographic multiverse, the total number of minds is One (experiencing itself subjectively).

[@AlwaysEquals50]

​@@Tolye you're my spirit animal