South Park The Fractured But Whole - Human Kite 2 / Cousin Kyle All Scenes

South Park The Fractured But Whole - Human Kite 2 / Cousin Kyle All Scenes
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[@reactionsams6946]

The "Kyle's mom is a b*tch" song is in the background when Kyle's mom starts fighting XD

[@flargarbason1740]

Reaction Sams yep!

[@kingcampbell98]

Bitch to all the boys and girls

[@conman087]

New Game shut your fucking mouth cart man!

[@waynemicah3786]

a trick: you can watch movies at kaldroStream. I've been using them for watching a lot of movies recently.

[@gregoryaxton9723]

@Wayne Micah yea, I've been watching on kaldroStream for since december myself :)

[@kannakamui6385]

4:35 999 damage amazing new kid :D

[@dustin_echoes]

*Aunt Sheila!*

[@milicaljiljak6513]

Imma buy that

[@kayleeelsberry5143]

XD XD

[@divinity1984]

No, No! I came to spend two weeks with my cousin and wanted to play superheroes, and he said “Okay, what superhero do you want to be?” And I said I wanna be Human Kite, and he said “You can’t be Human Kite, I’m Human Kite!" And then I said “Why can't we be be Human Kites together?" So, I went to Aunt Sheila and said “I wanna be Human Kites together!" And she said he had to do what I said because I’m the guest. *Remember?*

[@sauce4279]

ComedyBits no.

[@Merzhs]

I member

[@derrickvandevelde2066]

We all had that one cousin or friend.

[@divinity1984]

D4rk Oh ‘member da taun-tauns?

[@derrickvandevelde2066]

ComedyBits Oooh, I member the taun-tauns. They were fantastic!

[@mimic._.315]

How is Human kite a Alien it literally say human in him name

[@schtoobert8499]

Its because hes a living kite.

[@kofola9145]

Coz he crossed the border illegally.

[@iamthemeguyhere]

Mimic ._. Hmm... superMAN he is an alien not a man you moron!

[@thanhdung_tran3205]

Mimic ._. Nnj

[@jc8153]

I think thats the joke

[@gabrielalamoglogs8927]

24:05 You know Kenny is op when he can take “Bros before hoes” to the next level

[@Megan14_sd]

177 likes and no comments?

[@ThatWeirdboi1015.]

194 likes and 1 comment?

[@kedi2109]

205 likes and 2 comments ?

[@henriksundqvist5089]

I like how "The kyle mom's a bitch" song starts playing when kyles mom comes in.

[@F.S92]

I love how Kyles mom assaults the kids. But when she gets a return fire and loses, she threatens to “call the police”. Had a same mother in my neighbourhood. Started disciplining some kid for no reason. He decked her in the jaw. She called the police. P.s- the kid was 11…and police ended up charging her for assaulting a minor.

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

i’m so sure.

[@wallaceidaho-sapphire1579]

"And then everybody clapped." Here's your Reddit gold o resident of shit-that-never-happened-land

[@firepuppies4086]

Ooooooh Kyle's mom's a bit-

[@peternehemiah1606]

And then you wake up wetting your bed

[@deusvult5738]

It's her house. She's justified to kick them out for bullying or somthin.

[@pt9940]

I hated playing with kids like this when I was younger...

[@supahcomix]

i think everyone's play group had "that kid"

[@ananddhanola4623]

My friend are literally kids like this they swear,hit eachother

[@DynaMoose]

Anand dhanola Pretty sure he was referring to Cousin Kyle.

[@ananddhanola4623]

@@DynaMoose ohhhh okay

[@fishfossils8858]

Anyone remember playing with this kind of kid growing up? Usually a younger sibling of a friend or something along those lines? The ones you always wanted to ditch but couldn't because then you have to ditch your actual friend?

[@КаменГеоргиев-щ4з]

*I'M BAAAACCKK*

[@americamx8886]

who are you?

[@ratlosmappy]

americamx you haven’t played the game have you.

[@americamx8886]

@@ratlosmappy Nah, I know that's what his catchphrase is

[@Calk-go3em]

17:34

[@peterjennings7137]

"This barrier represents the Red Sea, which you will be unable to part without Moses on your side." 6:02 LOL

[@vicbenedictarcega4906]

Peter Jennings well I happen to have him as a consumable

[@requiem6465]

I actually summoned him at first thinking that was what I needed to do.

[@fkeidmdhrk0247]

Peter Jennings wait what does that mean.

[@chillishouse890]

'Reily Molina it's a Jewish thing

[@etuann4744]

Orchestra Of Ruin Same

[@DynoSkrimisher]

To be totally honest, I really wanted Alt!Human Kite to be an Ally. Did anyone actually skip their turn for him when he said time out? *It sucks that honourable actions like that aren't counted.*

[@Vinesaucefan101]

I spared papyrus on a genocide run from undertale

[@djsilly9964]

I wanna know what happens if you do tbh

[@SwaggieVortex733]

Casa Bonita DLC does have Fartkour moment with him iirc

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Also. Fun fact, if Cartman attacks Kyle, he'll basically say how he's been waiting for a long time to do that.

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

DynoSkrimisher 😂😂😂

[@__loafy__]

its cuz he's still angry about losing the $40 bet

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

that literally happens in the video. useless fun fact

[@dawsonglawe2358]

"Another O negative" "Blood type AB Positive! Jackpot!" "Blood type A. must be a know-it all" I can see why cousin Kyle has so many health issues now.

[@jaredgarbo3679]

Really. Why?

[@HELLO_KORO]

Why

[@saviour1754]

@@jaredgarbo3679 why?

[@wilbur.1256]

It’s because he has so many blood types lol

[@mullerpotgieter]

@@jaredgarbo3679 Some blood types are incompatible. So him having such a crazy variety is gonna mess him up

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

The fact that Kyle switches sides when Kyle’s mom gets involved KILLS ME

[@rjraenjoshopetina2490]

Odell Mateo tf? 😂

[@DesignzRUs1]

@Odell Mateo LMAO 😭😂

[@UndefinedBailiwick]

@Odell Mateo STFU simp.

[@Skully399-z6e]

Cousin Kyle looks like Nikocado Avocado as the mutation

[@TheChrisHype]

Most people hated playing with that kid. I WAS that kid.

[@borb9834]

23:30 Call girl: you are really grossing me out mosquito Mosquito: sorry not sorry! Call girl: did you really sorry not sorry me? Mosquito: sorry!

[@nerdhatchet7688]

Mutant Cousin Kyle: "I'm sorry for this"

[@thedoodyman8886]

The song when you fight kyles mother is the song from that episode when Erik sings kyles moms a big fat b*tch anyone else hear that

[@caton913]

Yeah yhats the theme

[@koficoncubus6255]

Actually it was from the movie.

[@finecastleie]

I always wanted to see Shiela in her New Jersey form as a boss.

[@Teletuppie17]

17:33 haha iiiiiimmmmmmmm backkkkk

[@Nixxinity]

17:37 Kyle is the only one who screams

[@jack-boe8751]

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

[@trashyalice1756]

IMMMM BYAAAAAAAK

[@ParchedPinemarten]

1:30 is stupidly adorable

[@ohok8970]

He is annoying but so cute at the same time.

[@guyver3662]

17:34 I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

[@desmondbrannan]

i kinda feel bad for the little kid he got mutated away from his mom

[@saviour1754]

Kyles cousin is a fucking nonce

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

This cracks me up!!! it’s weird because cousin Kyle acts like kind of like Cartman in this compared to how he acts in his original episode

[@MildMarco]

Remember?

[@NokIkNickdk]

member?

[@Kaleid0skull]

Oh I member!

[@divinity1984]

You member Star Wars?

[@RamJam3]

Yeah, I member!

[@thedude3065]

member the alamo?

[@B-Man-69]

Well, our boi Kyle was referred to as Kyle 2. So obviously the real Human Kite is actually Human Kite 2.

[@soda_095]

8:38 tHE BACKGROUND MUSIC PFFFFFT

[@supahcomix]

kyles moms a bitch!

[@danielz-v4083]

I'm beeeeeeeeck

[@StefanSaba]

I love how when Aunt Sheila comes into the picture, they play a bar mitzvah Style remix of Kyle's Mom's a Bitch lol

[@kolive3519]

I read the thumbnail as “The Human Kite from Applebees”

[@mistery8363]

isn't it ironic that cousin kyle, a jew, exclaims "Oh Jesus!"?

[@drjelly9089]

He's half Jewish half Palestinian Christian

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

He does it ironically throughout the show. I think it’s because he’s surrounded by Christians

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

MrAesthetic what do you mean? Y I can’t be two halves of two different religions

[@josephinepolanes8911]

The fact he defeated mutant cousin Kyle is impressive

[@VampLovr54]

22:58 well that was random

[@Unknown-sg4tv]

Safety Time Machine key Points short version 1. Automatic door lock. 2. Goes invisible. 3. Has camera/ TV inside. So time travellers only observe history.

[@fallenguardian1375]

Cartman's cousin is like the younger version of Cartman but 90 times annoying

[@purefunguy]

The writing in this game is very good, like the show

[@angxldust3328]

i love how sheila only hits clyde even when he doesn't do anything anymore

[@owl9660]

Kyle cousin is like the little brother who makes up excuses for *EVERYTHING*

[@sand2879]

don't get me wrong all characters are great but i think cousin kyle is my fave! butter's had his very own show, maybe time for cousin kyle too also

[@KeelanMcg]

Is it bad when He Comes in for a move I want Him to Actually hit them?

[@kiefferyurt3915]

IM BAAAACK

[@noodleyone2533]

awww i feel bad for kyle's cousin.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

I just wish there was an option for "basic cable language" so it could feel even more like the show. Maybe everyone just watches netflix now but I grew up watching South Park on cable.

[@eddierools]

Um, where's all of the random Cousin Kyle encounters?

[@jaredunfortunately2714]

Im baaaaaaaaaaaaaccccck!

[@themobidud344]

*IM BACKCCCK*

[@althebrickfilmer2889]

17:35 put that at 0.25x

[@zoldilox2412]

Hahaha Shielas battle theme is from longer and uncut

[@Upash09]

i just feel bad for him

[@stanleyhudson7669]

I love how it has the jingle of kyles moms a bitch in the background of the Sheila fight

[@isaiahnavarro8268]

I wonder what Kyle 1 super power would be

[@Hwills-iw9fr]

Watching him miss the Q to E things were pissing me off

[@HexManiac-nf1yg]

It's QTEs

[@CowPat101]

Why does kyles cousin sound like joey world tour

[@Horonos]

That’s like Kiteverse

[@minuteworld7027]

more like human k i k ee

[@spicymeatballs2thespicening]

lol

[@__loafy__]

oh no my glaysses

[@NinjaDude-by5fr]

Notice human Kite 2 sounds like mort? (Family guy)

[@broden4838]

Kinda got a little angry at Kyle (real Human Kite) when I saw the fight with Sheila...

[@gejskoll2106]

Do the *F A R T K O U R*

[@MsDaizee]

if you do the first one as a speedster you can destroy him but he wont die.

[@Its-j]

4:30 the great ultimate move that kills all

[@alexis-fn2ed]

i’m BAAAAAAAAAAAEYCK

[@demonicrobot50]

Always trust KZbin's Subtitle than the game's at 0:47 and 5:24

[@awood667]

What's Kyle's cousin name

[@ohok8970]

Kyle Schwartz

[@kingkaiju164]

Am i the only one who feels bad for kyles cousin? :( i mean i know hes annoying but i feel bad still

[@noodleyone2533]

he only wanted to play.

[@BlyndBlond]

4:26 - 4:40 well that was anticlimactic

[@youtubefan1313]

4:35 wut... 999 damage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

Oh the irony of two Jewish characters being "kite"-men 😂

[@cianmcgrath7252]

its sad because ik a person irl that is exactly like cousin kyle

[@Mango_7245]

I’m byackkkkkkkk!

[@noodleyone2533]

and he's younger. why won't i stop commenting about cousin XD

[@ignoremycommentstheyarecri9688]

IM,BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK xD

[@VampLovr54]

10:58 INSTANTLY KILLS PERSON WHO SHIELDED YOU

[@alexandrian7772]

I feel like Kyle and kite are a play on something

[@baldbirthdaycakecookie5790]

so nobodys gonna talk about dead mysterions ultimate .-.

[@Kaleid0skull]

I'M BAAYAAACK!

[@superscaryguy01]

I'M BYEEEEEECK

[@alvins.mindset]

I came back for this video exactly bc it use to do the 999 damage dealt but they actually took that out of the game but I swear it use to be in 4:35

[@borb9834]

The mutant 1 he looks like Peter Griffin xd

[@roderickaquino8558]

24:06 is this should be showed in youtube???

[@jesusponce864]

I'm beeck

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Kyle (East Coast) is hilarious XD

[@sircirtann3461]

Oh BoI AEEEEEM VEEEEEEEEEAAAK.

[@MasterOfViewership]

I laughed at this part because I remembered playing it and Kite defeated himself

[@j.j.2049]

Cousin Kyle disliked

[@lacoulas5556]

All I have to say is *BAGELS*

[@hitoshisawa8479]

Remeber

[@papapickle7333]

IM BEEEEEEERAAACK

[@bobstobgaming2073]

IM BAAAAAAAAAACK!!

[@whitros_whitbros3653]

how the fuck is the naked women part allowed first of all

[@Saiyan_Steph]

8:27 what a little snitch😂😅

[@MetalPlexol]

I uploaded gameplay of my final battle with mutant cousin Kyle, check it out. The fight was glitched and he didn't attack me. Drop a comment and explain why this may of happened