South Park TSA Guy

From S16 E1 "Reverse Cowgirl"

[@TheStr8tshooter]

I like how it only becomes a problem when he can’t watch lol

[@MasonKLutz]

Technically is.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I want to like but it will ruin that perfect 444, that's the Buddhist version of 666

[@szlendak1368]

Vegetarian Soylent Green so why wouldn’t you break it ?

[@boomerangfish3558]

@@szlendak1368 he is the next hitler

[@yes51472]

911

[@lepsonical4763]

Discord moderators when they see vulnerable teen girls in general

[@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114]

That's me

[@AshuraPaths]

@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 i like ur username, a man of culture i see.

[@iambumbo7534]

“Is that the knock of a vulnerable teenage girl”

[@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114]

@@AshuraPaths Yes, yes I am😃👍

[@AshuraPaths]

@@yourcucumberissoftandyourg3114 The world needs more people like us. We are a dying breed my boy.

[@MGBandit75]

Never takes his eyes off the screen, not even for lotion. Now that’s devotion XD

[@Kobratero]

Nice rhyme

[@rebel1717]

“It’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration in a woman’s separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population for a new generation.” -Eric Cartman

[@bluecanine3374]

A "hard" worker you could say

[@wetstinkysocks490]

Me asf on xvideos

[@gigabased3498]

My guys are doing the same everyday, they must be so proud. Indeed that's devotion.

[@idkidk4334]

At first I thought those sounds were farts from ppl using it... then I realized....

[@ridingthecloud2933]

Yeah me too....

[@sirghostington6305]

Yup... Same here

[@ItsEdboy]

Its just Trey blowing raspberrys

[@Manny4356]

0:11 was the only actual fart in this scene.

[@maggies.2037]

Yyyyup...

[@JEAthePrince]

Not when he has a gun, not when he has a baby, and definitely not when he has a woman held captive. When he sprays the camera, however, suddenly it's a security breach...

[@RyanKevinHollar]

I never noticed that till now oh my fucking God lolol

[@movienight6437]

@@LOLBu lol right???

[@shadysam7161]

He was prepping up for a "good time" but that spray can was the straw that broke his back.

[@DARKSHADEBLADE]

That's how the TSA works

[@colonelvoicatron7105]

Nobdy blueballs TSA.

[@AnthonySalazar]

Listening to this with headphones on was the worst mistake I've made in my life

[@djkong2309]

You poor man😖

[@cleanerben9636]

Your suffering brought me joy.

[@alucard3689]

CleanerBen indeed

[@bluephoenix3865]

🤣🤣🤣

[@spiritualwarrior864]

Lmao iam glad i didnt lol iam listening to it with headphones but am not wearing my headphones so i cant bear nothing only see hahaha suckers lol

[@withinyouwithutyu1324]

Sound effects with good headphones on. Dear Lord, disgusting.

[@tarebare8415]

Same 🤣

[@dylan2478]

Haha exactly, even tho I know they’re mouth sounds, it’s still disturbing 😂

[@kissarococo2459]

IKR!?

[@anactualplant9574]

No headphones on and it’s still disturbing. I think the audio was boosted for this video

[@withinyouwithutyu1324]

@@anactualplant9574 lol true

[@Cure_Hana]

Gotta love how this shows the hypocrisy of TSA standards. The guy barely even reacts when Cartman reveals that he kidnapped a baby, tied up a security guard, and brought a freaking gun out in the open; but he calls a “breach” when Cartman simply paints over the lens for privacy and stops his “fun.”

[@MajorGeneralVeers]

I once read that agents from another DHS organization, in order to test the TSA, posed a passengers who intentionally brought weapons and other prohibited items through screening. Needless to say, the TSA only caught a few of them.

[@Irgendwelche5]

Yea but in his defense, he was in a shitty situation. It really sucks when you're jercking off and suddenly you have to stop

[@fathertomhanks1887]

He literally strokes harder.

[@BeaverChainsaw]

yeah everyone knows the tsa doesn't work at all. Who would've thought that taking away people's large hand sanitizer and water bottles didn't stop terrorists? Or that 5 inch scissors are more effective at terrorism than 4 inch scissors?

[@Solvernia]

"Brought a gun out in the open" I mean he's in his house

[@Gloomskiida]

Plot twist: he's just moisturizing his legs

[@charliehorse4922]

Why not both?

[@digital107-_-]

Yeah his third leg

[@Mimsy_Crush]

@@digital107-_- dont forget this 4th and 5th leg sacks

[@swivelshivel6576]

Sylveon There’s 1st, 2nd and 3rd leg sacs

[@nunyabusiness168]

That’s a lot of moisturizer for some legs.

[@Golden_God_Untethered]

Matt, Trey, and the rest of their writing team are geniuses.

[@evan5854]

-thinks something is funny -“they must be geniuses!”

[@idstayaway9992]

Someone's jealous

[@anthonylucero6650]

@@evan5854You’re a mook😒

[@anthonylucero6650]

@@idstayaway9992 You’re a mook😒

[@TheFalseDragon]

yet another NPC calling everything genius

[@Scott_Dunbar_II]

That man has to be the most disgustingly animated character I've ever seen on this show, and that is saying something.

[@pairot01]

idk man, Mr Slave had animal carcasses inside his intestines. The animals died inside his bowels.

[@ethand1004]

what about world of warcraft guy?

[@ryankennedy161]

This is relative, we are talking about South Park, a guy who likes to see people shitting is even normal in what has already been presented in this show, does anyone here remember Ike's teacher?

[@lismaryperez6885]

Can’t forget about the Honey Boo Boo episode, they sure made them look disgusting 🤢

[@ikecarr5989]

How people who are looking forward to watching Netflix's CUTIES get ready to watch it.

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

You deserve more upvotes.

[@MrStuniz96]

SECURITY BREEEACH.

[@TemplarBlonic]

“People.”

[@subjectdelta4758]

*Miniladd

[@Vanchinchelo]

It is strange but if you think that cuties is "pedo" then you have a twisted mind

[@jonmoore1981]

Good job southpark u nailed on the tsa people

[@phantorange3801]

Wait, they’re real?

[@ChillstoneBlakeBlast]

@@phantorange3801 The TSA is a Parody of the NSA, An Organization created by the US after 9/11 2001 Twin Towers Terrorist Attacks. This is the reason the US have tight airline securitu and why people that go in/out of the US do not like the airport's hostility to check them. The problem is much worse when flying outside the country than flying inside for no reason

[@user-qd6jt9sd3h]

@@ChillstoneBlakeBlast the TSA is airport security, NSA is national security, pretty big jump

[@damiengates7581]

@@ChillstoneBlakeBlast this is also how KZbin and Google staff work, watching me write this comment right now

[@zemozzo5658]

Pokimane Tier 3 subs:

[@fryzone6831]

🤣

[@tatotaytoman5934]

you need to get top comment man

[@SlyHikari03]

Hehe

[@ShonowtH]

The best part of this for me is the slowed stroking as he hesitates to decide whether or not it works for him. 😂

[@Kpimpmaster]

Cartman’s plan was simple but genius He showed everyone how incompetent this TSA (toilet safety administration) was much like the how the real life TSA (Transit Safety Administration) is

[@user-qd6jt9sd3h]

Transportation Security Administration

[@Kpimpmaster]

@J close enough

[@magicalpwn]

@@user-qd6jt9sd3h Aren't they almost the same words you picky bastard 😂

[@ChronicKane]

No shit, thats what South Park does.

[@harrisonbetker2271]

@Galaxy Purple you will REFRAIN from calling people boomers, and dead meme.

[@Colours_Fading]

*Sees baby and woman taken as hostages* Two extra strokes*

[@TheToasterPope]

I’d like to point out that Cartman can somehow tell when the TSA guy is watching

[@TheOfficialCzex]

Maybe an LED indicator on the camera lights up or turns from green to red to signify a change from archival monitoring to live monitoring.

[@user-lm1gl5dg5y]

@@TheOfficialCzex this should make end-user experience more vivid and intense...

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

It's Cartman. Assume nothing except that he's completely evil and knows how to accomplish shit when he wants.

[@bikeguyirl4443]

I was assuming something like with Alice in Resident Evil: Extinction

[@jsoqbwbeks2653]

I'm sure the cam lights up or sum

[@juancano500]

He continued to stroke even while there was a gun, an obese child, a baby and a tied up black woman... I bet the FBI stays clear of this guy's internet history

[@pedrohermes9093]

"Cartman has an gun" TSA guy: ok "Cartman kidnap a baby" TSA guy: ok "Cartman tie up his coworker" TSA guy: ok "Cartman paint the camera" TSA guy: SECURITY BREACH!

[@SolnLase]

Watch your grammar

[@pedrohermes9093]

@@SolnLase i am brazilian

[@harrisonbetker2271]

@@SolnLase grammar nazi detected.

[@SolnLase]

@@harrisonbetker2271 i feel bad that nobody's been defending me when others was shitting on me in comments for my bad grammar

[@harrisonbetker2271]

@@SolnLase oh grow up. In the real world, you have to help yourself.

[@Manny4356]

0:26 The funniest part for me was when he added more lotion to his hand. The noise of the bottle just made it funnier for some reason. 😂😂😂

[@Blastmn]

The amount of courage it took to stroke after seeing the baby blows my mind.

[@Soobee_LGRW]

Wouldn't take me too much courage

[@Chavez_Soria]

@@Soobee_LGRW the fuck

[@chrishubbard64]

He didnt want to lose traction. Its like inflating a tire with a leak in it. Gotta keep pumping or else it goes flat again. :p Im more worried about how much lotion he needed. Dude might want to see a doctor for the level of chafing that suggests he is dealing with.

[@freakyalex100]

"Security Breeeeaach" 😂

[@Ghoats]

Twitch admins watching pokimane and alinity

[@steveeab2364]

I don't get the appeal of either one

[@Xendrius]

Rememeber its to keep us safe.

[@maxcady9071]

Take the vaccine or lose your job and starve. Science says.

[@luckyducky3738]

I member

[@ArantiusVulpes]

Security breeeeeeeaaach lol

[@nickb3968]

This deserves a sound effects award of some sort.

[@tcwent2075]

Why do I have the feeling that this would be Dan Schneider on South Park.

[@nachosrule6985]

8 years and 8 seasons later and this is still gold.

[@ohok8970]

Discord admins.

[@nikjojo]

love it that he only calls "security breach" because cartman blocked the camera, not because of the gun or kidnapped lady or kid.

[@bludeuce3855]

Cartman should've just Shot out the camera using the gun instead of blocking it. i would

[@chrisdawson1776]

What's wrong with the gun?

[@m0odiEsubz23]

​@@chrisdawson1776well cartman most likely killed the lady with it

[@chrisdawson1776]

@@m0odiEsubz23 It's his right to own a gun.

[@wearegogeta9974]

This makes me feel very uncomfortable in bathrooms now. Thanks South Park!

[@dlxmarks]

This bit was memorably redone in _The Fractured but Whole_ police station level.

[@axolty413]

Yh

[@velocityhdmi8140]

Securiiity breeeeach

[@motogents5819]

Being a TSA agent myself (Toilet Safety Administration) i can guarantee this is totally what happens in our office everyday.

[@abruptfury9920]

"My coworker has been taken hostage. Guess I'll keep tugging my hog."

[@karathomas5010]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snakey934Snakeybakey]

Another one of the few times Cartman is absolutely right

[@alexandergr7995]

Yeah probably the other guy is an older version of Cartman....

[@juliocbp9389]

The creator of OnlyFans be like:

[@DeadSkullable]

I don't know why but he looks like Chris Chan. :/ I don't know he just looks like him.

[@johnmanning6587]

Chris Chan in about 3 to 5 years

[@shadysam7161]

He looks like a gremlin.

[@pedro75557]

Dude I watched a video summary about him like 1 hour ago. Coincidente I think NOT!!

[@willlecomber7509]

Good to see that Chris Chan finally has a job

[@jackdaalfbrainork6392]

.....why does it fart when he strokes.....

[@Amoogus]

Jack da ‘alf brain ork he must got some fat droopy nuts.

[@rustyshackleford7179]

2 gallons of lotion will do that

[@mathieushifera135]

​@sycuro not the same though

[@ainsleybrown2762]

He's fat so it must be his rolls.

[@mcgowansams9769]

@@rustyshackleford7179 voice of experience?

[@Atlobs43]

Chris Chan on an average day

[@John_OrangeFish]

I keep forgetting this dude got bailed out of jail

[@Cinderpelt2036]

1:27 e621 janitor and admin when you post a genuine opinion

[@cbunny6671]

This is such a good bit. The fact he gives pumps to being watched, a baby, and a tied up coworker, but ONLY calls in once he's not allowed to watch anymore.

[@cutelittlepuppi_]

He was really gonna slide his whistle to a 9 year old

[@BooshMasterOriginal]

This is Cartman we're talking about, so I understand the gun and the tied up TSA employee.....but why the baby?

[@merryshwepah2768]

just a lil something for added spice

[@phylosacc]

@@merryshwepah2768 I fucking read that in his voice

[@MasonKLutz]

I think to pose more of a threat.

[@justnoob8141]

So... we have -Kidnapping kid -Taking a hostage -Non-concealment gun

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

Cartman's acting like a real stupid jithead and should be put up in jail.

[@beep3527]

Twitch staff in a nutshell.

[@skoshyp6427]

The sounds are so disturbing

[@spiritualwarrior864]

Lmao hahaha

[@justinw7323]

Watch it with your eyes closed.

[@justinw7323]

Bwah!

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

That is on purpose.

[@3094usmc]

I'd quit the TSA after watching this episode 😂

[@markvo250]

i got fired from it a month ago, shame i didn't get any Iast words tho

[@MegamanNT]

O.M.G! He is left handed.

[@jmua8450]

Security Breeeeeeeeths

[@gAta2269]

0:28 I couldn't hold it anymore

[@JSB-2Z-2K]

How noble and heroic of this guy

[@JosephDWmPelobello]

"Big Brother is watching you... ...take a dump"

[@roddor7254]

This how I imagine all redditors are.

[@greasyham_sandwich3707]

he still needs a fedora and to only speak in memes

[@alanmorales1500]

Twitter *

[@NumbHydro]

This should have more upvotes!

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@NumbHydro Why?

[@lvlc6023]

This is how people imagine the security camera room.

[@BeaconLight7]

That sound. 😂🤣

[@heinzthorvald4675]

Discord server admins in a nutshell

[@xygomorphic44]

You can tell they had a lot of fun recording the sounds for this scene.

[@ThePicasoBlack]

This made me not trust that flash of light and shutter sound my toilet makes whenever I flush.

[@ImTheDogeKing]

What all the fnaf fans are waiting for: 1:35

[@powertheimmortal]

wow cartman actually has a point.

[@JosueMontes15]

Dan Schiender When He Sees Children On The Camera

[@veggiemetal7812]

Never watch this video on full volume. Won't make that mistake again.

[@joshkeene8457]

“Security Breeeeeeeech.”

[@Solisium-Channel]

Dude I’m in the toilet and had to lower the volume but I think my dad heard it 🤦‍♂️oh well, it never really was a secret.

[@michaellane3017]

The loud, creepy, moist sound effects!!! LOL!!!

[@hicuptheinkling2204]

Why not have some one clap for it instead of using that

[@CyanoticFuture]

Joe Bidens dream job

[@ETCABEZON]

He can't sniff through a camera

[@Sahiyena11]

Yeah and Trump's nightly wet dream.

[@Decimo10X]

@@Sahiyena11 *facepalm* what a dimwitted you are.

[@arealhuman826]

@@Decimo10X trump literally bragged about hiding in miss teen USA pageant dressing room live on Howard Stern TF you on about? He's also been photographed dozens of times partying with Epstein, and JFK airport has Epsteins private jet Lolita Express boarding Trump 8 different times. TF is wrong with you trumpanzee cultists?

[@Sahiyena11]

@@arealhuman826 The funny shit is that everyone I know who leans left dislikes Hillary and Biden and are totally fine with making fun of them for their flaws, but people who like Trump REALLLY like Trump and would die for the orange lumpy sack of shit. Haha it's kind of culty.

[@HatlessMuffin]

If i had to animate some of the background images I'd put elvis presley in one of them.....

[@1toast]

That works as a nice easter egg for the fans

[@mugurlutr9208]

South Park literally screwed TSA 😂😂😂

[@BogdanCS1000]

Security breeeach.... *Sounds like Cartman got him off. Lol

[@seanutbrittle5809]

I love how gets a couple pumps in looking at cartman 😂

[@strawberrys0da792]

This is how I imagine people who monitor the wifi at school

[@Kevin-ix4qz]

Omg the sound effects! Lmao

[@thegammagamer3776]

Thank you for your service! TSA guy: "Oh, it was NUTTING" -curtesy of BlackBird

[@Keldeox]

How did Cartman know he was watching him at the time?

[@calebkuti7897]

Cartman has always been strategic I guess

[@Sllyk]

Don't think about it

[@TheOfficialCzex]

Maybe the camera has an activity LED.

[@longwoodsrise]

The tea guy only said “security breach” when cartman made it so he couldn’t see into his bathroom

[@lozzab102]

Well done mucka, you watched the video

[@Sly88Frye]

I completely forgot how noisy the lube sounds are

[@bert7651]

Now you'll be more considerate of your mammy and pa the next room over.

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

Finally exposing the TSA

[@RockWithYu]

This is the FUNNIEST thing I've ever seen. Hilarious!

[@prinz89]

SECURITY BREEEEACH😂😂😂😂

[@brandenadams9001]

The part that gets me the most is when he keeps jacking it a little bit when he was watching cartman , then when cartman bought the baby in there he gave it a little pull aswell 😂😂😂

[@realDeor]

Lol wtf those sound FX are amazing!

[@hotelbackdorr]

I'm in absolute pain, the sounds are just too real.....

[@kurtvaron3487]

Discord moderators be like

[@PelemusMcSoy]

The TSA once got pissy with me because I had a slice of cheesecake in a lunchbox. I pulled it out to confirm it was cheesecake, but it still took more time than it should have to let me get it through.

[@RexTheRealest]

thats one sad life

[@BabySkinCondom]

I watched this with headphones and i regret every decision I've ever made

[@j-money753]

"Its all for your own safety, definitely"

[@robertpaulson3674]

Now this is ASMR. Lol

[@scrumfy5594]

Damn, I didn't know they had discord admins in South Park.

[@thevioletimagination3487]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

[@InsaneFire10YT]

Cuties video editor be like:

[@hadessenpai301]

The Official Discord Mascot

[@MrProg-lq8od]

Behold, the only scene in film, TV, or any sort of media that has actually driven me to vomit.

[@angolin9352]

Not even having to play through Lan making curry?

[@yeetthebeatout6906]

He's making sure them memes stay out of general

[@OfficialAshArcher]

This still makes me burst into fits of laughter whenever i see it. So fucked and yet soooo funny

[@mitchconnerandsometimesjlotoo]

That said guy looks exactly like my neighbour, I mean exactly like him.

[@F82M4yvr]

"......security breeEEEACH" XD