South Park cable company employees

[@justinm5034]

I burst out laughing every time he says “Oh man it’s gonna be like three weeks!”

[@robertkirsch8255]

"There's a whole plug I have to pull out it's like four inches long!"

[@bforthigh1617]

Sounds just like the harley boys

[@seamonkey22]

You ever do it too hard? And it's like your nipples went thru your teeth?

[@ShaneFlett]

I like the saying burst out laughing.. such a human thing

[@bebdaumon3948]

hell yeah!! lol oh it's gonnna take about 3 weeks it's a large plug that I have to pull out...oh yeah...yes...sis that great with you... oh it isn't oh we'er sorry....

[@berbseedle8286]

"The customer, is always... our *b i t c h* "

[@pplord3170]

Finally, true words

[@guyinthechat9533]

We cut the cord 4 years ago, mostly because no one in our house watches TV. Everyone is on their devices watching KZbin, Netflix, Hulu, etc.

[@berbseedle8286]

@@coreynance3874 i'm quoting the guy at 2:56

[@coreynance3874]

@@berbseedle8286 yeah i khow i was just saying though. cable is expensive but it's not as expensive today as it was during the 90's and early 2000's at least today it's affordable.

[@arktos298]

fucked

[@StrickenWithFear]

I love the fact that the kids don't even acknowledge them rubbing themselves like that. Makes the scene even funnier.

[@creamygoodness3828]

Yeah cause that would imply that their behavior is already acknowledged by society. Really adds a whole dimension to realism & relatability.

[@Awfulchunk]

I'm the 666th or the 667th like.

[@ryanegan2934]

Actually this scene sucks and shows how far the show has fallen. Seasons 1-13 are great. Seasons 14- 16 were okay. Everything after is 70s Elvis (flashes of brilliance from time to time but for the most part a shadow of what it once was. 13 great seasons is a hell of an achievement. A season is like an album. How many bands ever put out 13 GREAT albums? None. Tbats how good South Park is. 13 great seasons and 15 more of not terrible, sometimes decent stuff.

[@Gayhan-]

@UCGd2NRXhgUTwLOw1rfIfZiA f off

[@aidenorpington4637]

Fr

[@krassilverfang5504]

This is a million times more funny when you work at a Cable TV company

[@toasterpastries5811]

Do cable guys really have flaps on each nipple?

[@michael567jober]

How's business going these days lol

[@AG-vc2ee]

@@michael567jober cable TV now comes bundled with broadband so I guess not bad

[@michael567jober]

@@AG-vc2ee i imagine internet is the only thing keeping cable companies alive.i wanted to work in cable years back but it doesn't seem to promising to make a living these days

[@AG-vc2ee]

@@michael567jober well cable companies bundling in different streaming services with their broadband packages so their revenue is actually going up from cable tv broadband as well as streaming services now

[@Damitsall]

This has aged well, now that cable companies are dropping their prices every week, and no one has cable anymore.

[@watcherfrombeyond4352]

Actually in my area cable has continued to rise consistently every month; everyone loves spectrum.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

Are they? You must be in a place with a lot of cable companies, I and my parents are in a duopoly (actually for me, its Spectrum or DSL) and the prices are steady in contract, and just keep raising every 3 months

[@abraham1O2]

Not true. I sell AT&T Tv cable door to door and the shitfucks raised the price ten bucks for all packages. The regular non promotion prices are worse than satellite cable which is retarded because att tv has a rent to own modem and its done over the internet. I hate working for AT&T because even though I am able to save people money in the short term eventually that shit is gonna cost the same.

[@olivermark5512]

These cable companies needs to get their act done because once all baby boomers are gone, they will barely have any customers. I doubt many Gen X, Millenials and Gen Z will use their services in years to come regardless of any promos they could think of to save their line of business.

[@vujadinradovic9998]

Trust me in Serbia cable Is still 90% used streaming Is rare , couse all the elders watch only TV and the youth Is no different ether

[@MauiWowieOwie]

This has aged great. No one wants cable anymore and it's dying out slowly and painfully.

[@mrobject9113]

Except the cable companies just renamed themselves and are now providing internet which we kinda still need so...

[@james_ford86]

@@mrobject9113 Cable companies have provided internet for a long time, dumb@$$, ever since broadband became a thing. There isn't a single cable company in the U.S. that doesn't also offer internet services, both residential and business class.

[@mellamojeff458]

yeah no, Netflix are trying Disney, etc. all want to fuck us over and become their bitch until i unpull my subscription and get a vpn and pirate and torrent the fuck outta them lmao

[@igotanM16]

Except now the cable companies don't allow you to have HSI only. You have to bundle it with phone or cable. They know what they're doing.

[@thewildcardperson]

@@mellamojeff458 see you on the high seas

[@ainsleybrown2762]

You can tell Matt Stone and Trey Parker have had their share of cable company experiences 😂

[@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109]

@Andrew Davidson Umm, they tried to make fun of muslims but got death threats immediatly (Talk about tolerance...)

[@lifeguardpanda]

Also Scientology made spies go track there every move after they made a episode about Scientology

[@slowbrother6016]

@Andrew Davidson So i guess we are just ignoring their history with Scientology and Tom Cruise..sad really many good laughs hidden in that controversy

[@latchkeyed959]

i hate anime why are you using opera thoooo

[@Zack_410]

@@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 Yeah cause radicals threatening them means all Muslims doesn't it? Dummy.

[@drahunter213]

“Theirs a whole plug I have to pull out it’s like 4 inches loong..” Lmfao

[@dk6173]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thefolder69]

Well for them, 4 inches is pretty long

[@cim8097]

There’s*

[@santeebandit3246]

@@cim8097 atta boy

[@cim8097]

@@santeebandit3246 over 200 mfers didn’t even correct this fool.

[@carebearkj4320]

I was a fiber splicer for a cable company for about 6 years. During that stint, this episode came out and never laughed so hard in my life. Showed this scene to my co-workers and they're all saying, "yep, that's our boss" Ever since we all watched that episode, whenever we got paired up together or with the guys in the bucket trucks, we would jokingly talk like these people in the episode and rub our nipples while we were splicing. Eventually though, I moved on to power lineworking.

[@shinobix4925]

Nice to know even the cable workers can see problems with the industry

[@hockeyboys61]

You and your co-workers are legends.

[@Chadmiral]

Lol

[@rhaegarbaguhin]

baller! invest wisely you legend!

[@lealandrayford]

This funny💯😂🤣

[@ohyesitsyouagain]

“How....how much would it bum them out”🤣🤣

[@alicefaitdescarabistouille924]

I laughed loudly at this part.

[@net343]

*Starts to furiously rub nipples*

[@kenstorm707]

@i hate anime Opera?

[@thenerdiestbear5403]

Lmao

[@kenstorm707]

@i hate anime Ohhh, yes, I remember now.

[@cluelessdragoon7052]

This is how I imagine EA employees

[@DELTA_GAMING-rl6kx]

Because at Electronic Arts the player is always....... ...our bitch

[@seanmurphy9913]

You want a new madden...oh soorryyy

[@thepotatoofheaven]

Underrated comment

[@kenjohn12]

EA are the worst ever

[@cherrycola4476]

*me not dealing with them because I still play Need For Speed Underground*

[@acpck]

Thank you Louis Rossman for bringing me here on behalf of recent Lenovo policies. I was truly unaware of this marvelous South Park scene.

[@christopherdalton5255]

same here

[@mcraft5559]

Same here

[@hiddenbruh]

i keep hearing him talk about the cable guy on south park and now im dying lmao

[@adrekiy0]

here from his car thing follow-up video

[@mr.personalspace7831]

Here from his video on Adobe locking you out of their software unless you agree to getting your stuff scanned by AI.

[@cheefztv6884]

Still relevant in 2020 for literally every internet service provider.

[@DarkLeviathan8]

Is it though? I don't pay for stuff I don't want with my internet.

[@dotankoch]

Maybe, but when there is any problem, they always say it is a problem on your side, when the speed is low, they do not do anything about it

[@DarkLeviathan8]

@@dotankoch The thing is where I'm from there are maybe 3 or 4 big internet provider so if they want to keep you as a customer they need good service and prices. I've been with the same company for 3 years now and I have no complaint lol.

[@dotankoch]

@@DarkLeviathan8 Yes if you live in a huge city in apartment block then there is fibre optic internet and more options. But that is not always the case in smaller cities and towns, where only DSL can be available. And in our country all DSL lines are owned by one company.

[@lel9422]

@@dotankoch where i lived internet cut off regularly.I just call them for it and they say we didn't detect any problems with your internet connection and PUF internet is back again

[@VSaber365]

First the cable company is filled with greedy jerks, and then the cable technicians are lazy as hell. No wonder streaming services are slowly killing cable.

[@ImperatorClass]

Streaming services are just turning into Cable companies. Theyre going to hit a point where they get so bullshit people will start leaving them en masse for different viewing methods

[@TheArchitect5150]

wolfguy23 except cable companies are also the internet providers soooo

[@brandthebert70]

Dedrik Moser I don’t think they’ll get as bad as cable companies because streaming services require technicians for installment and they charge you way to much just for having cable. I switched to Hulu with no adds/live tv and get all the same channels with no down payment or tech and it’s only 25$ a month plus I can watch it on any device anywhere I go. Far better than regular cable

[@Blazemoth]

@@ImperatorClass Good thing piracy will always be an option, I'm eager to pay to legally watch shows that I enjoy, but if the legal way to watch it is behind 3 paywalls I'll just pirate it.

[@flipsidelimited6560]

Yet majority of internet providers are the cable companies. There is also wireless companies but given how everyone is complaining bout 5G, guess you have to pick your poison.

[@Aqwtiny]

Streaming was a godsend . Until Disney started buying everything and pulled out of Netflix and Hulu. Now we are back to square 1…. Piracyyy…

[@dickburt69]

I kinda agree and kinda don’t. While it’s nice to have EVERYTHING on one service like Netflix used to, competition is a good thing to keep prices low and quality good. A monopoly like Disney is definitely bad.

[@guajardo172]

Lol Disney plus isn’t even that expensive you cheap fuck

[@Aqwtiny]

@@guajardo172Because that’s totally the point . go outside touch grass.

[@TheVoidofNothing11]

Well Disney owns the majority of Hulu as well.

[@lonelyberg1316]

I am in France and that's the same. Disney Channel is no longer free because of Disney +. There is not a lot of channel to watch other than the news and a gaming channel named Game One

[@MrMojo23100]

Oh gee, the cable companies don't like cheaper streaming services and people downloading torrents of their programs? That's too bad...

[@jackcouch8322]

Nipple rub intensifies

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

Daaaarnnn itttt!

[@avery-san8692]

I can imagine you typing this out with one hand, while tweaking your nipple with the other. Lol

[@MrMojo23100]

@@avery-san8692 True, and the footage is available on my Only Fans account.

[@MrMojo23100]

@Magos Nihilus Exactly, Foxtel is the main pay TV service here in Australia. They have a monopoly over what airs here, even to the point of restricting what videos we can access on KZbin and blocking access to sites like HBO Go etc. My biggest complaint other than being forced to pay for channels I don't want, is having to sign a 12 month contract at a cost of up to $139 a month.

[@I_t_m-nn4un]

The most ironic thing is Streaming services are practically the same situation

[@PlastiGomi]

and the worst part is people keep thinking this is a good thing

[@SAHOYT71013]

I'm lost, what is the same? Doesn't streaming do away with bundles and having to wait for a technician?

[@halkon4412]

@@SAHOYT71013 Until Netflix announces their a la carte feature, no

[@justsomeguy8385]

I only pay for one streaming service at a time. That's the beauty of their pure on-demand format.

[@PlastiGomi]

@@justsomeguy8385 I only pirate that's the beauty of the internet

[@reddeaddude2187]

This show is so on point with so many social issues, it's almost intimidating.

[@misterpractical]

South Park is the truth dude. You need to watch the pandemic episodes

[@Thunderhawk51]

If The Simpsons predict the future, South Park shows us the reality.

[@ckstone5180]

My son works for spectrum, I can't wait to show him this.

[@greencupofdeath]

Well? How did he react

[@ckstone5180]

@@greencupofdeath He smiled and quietly walk away.

[@iforgotmyrealname420]

Ah he knows the truth

[@Arz2003]

LMAO Please do it and show him this video

[@Arz2003]

@@ckstone5180 LOL!

[@queenluci6664]

This is why Netflix got so successful, and then the market got over crowded and now each streaming service might as well be another cable package. It's still way cheaper to have 3 or 4 streaming services than it is to get cable

[@fee8932]

Nah, i don't know how it works in America but here in Germany we must Pay for Tv like you don't get all Channels but still have a few

[@popcorn8153]

@@fee8932 TV to a certain extent is free. Public channels don't cost anything.

[@Matthew-li7we]

@@fee8932 There is "free" TV here in the USA, you just got to go buy like a $20 or $30 antenna to pick it up. They used to be called "rabbit ears" or something, but since they moved to digital a long while ago the antennas look more circular now.

[@cactus5812]

I've been pirating everything since I was 8, back in 2005. It took you sheep decades to figure out the internet has better content, and you actually pay for it? ROFL

[@fee8932]

Matthew all most nobody has antenna here it’s so bad every 2-5min the screen goes black and grey and makes this awful sound

[@Cameo540]

Am I the only one that noticed at 0:39 when he tore the strip down it changed the company name to Time Warner 😂

[@KMJRoche11]

Whoa!

[@LMP-R]

I never noticed that nice catch

[@Justin-bb7oi]

Lmao yeah I missed that 😂😂

[@iqbalchoudhury342]

Dude why you staring so hard at them nips lol

[@frauleinfunf]

Noticed it when this epjsode first aired, and since I think it was during one of the many fights Time Warner would have with our broadcast channels, I felt very seen

[@regulardudegam1ng]

cable: pay 20$ a month gets 10 minutes of unskipable ads streaming: pay 5$ a month without ads thats why cable is dying.

[@elijahnakumura4375]

Streaming also has unskippable ads if not more nowadays . Unless you wanna pay for the right to get rid if that too

[@fernarias]

5 dollars plus the cost of internet which in most places is provided by cable companies.

[@Spootnik]

We were doing that for free in the late 90's and early 00's. It's gotten far more expensive to use the internet for entertainment since the corporations just moved over here. Why anyone would pay so much for Spotify is baffling to me when you've been able to torrent music for decades completely free, then buy the album of the artists you really enjoy. Same with TV, Movies, even porn! The internet has been grabbed by the throat by all these massive corporations and has ruined it. Now it's TV but slightly better. I'll be honest, Tivo was better than any streaming service with ads. At least you could fast forward through them. Stop paying these rich fucks money for things that are and have always been and should always be free. Cause art is only worth what people are willing to pay, not what the millionaires want you to pay.

[@ryandoughty4773]

Oh you want that one show on a different streaming service? *rubs nipples*

[@ShadowDurza]

@@Spootnik That's why Lucifer created bootleg streaming.

[@aware24]

When I got hired at the cable company, day 1 orientation was an orgy. We all excitedly watched behind a 1 way mirror observing customers complaining about their price hikes, outdated hardware, expired channel promotions, and ...ohh gawd there I go again 💦

[@DuckGoddies]

😉😉

[@Dayserking]

Cursed 💀

[@robo2729]

Probly true story...

[@aspebb]

I'm interested in working at a cable company and this sounds so hot. I love hearing them complain. It gets me off.

[@aaronmoorman7773]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Legendary

[@gavinlamp5426]

Cable Then: "Because the customer is always our bitch." // Cable Now: "I used to have every customer by the balls, back in my day." Hulu, Netflix, Google Tv: "Hahaha, okay dad.. Come on, take your pills, and go take a nap."

[@jsdev4454]

Cable company still have customers. Remember that Hulu, Netflix & other streaming services etc. need ISP. and you know whose those ISP is?

[@blahblahblahblah2837]

People dropped cable long ago in Australia, though it never was as common here. Then came Netflix and everyone got on board. Then Stan came along to offer the shows that weren't on Netflix. People wanted sport but still didn't want cable so along came Kayo. Then Disney Plus came and took some shows from both Netflix and Stan and lots of people (who _never had cable before_ ) are now paying for subscriptions to 2, 3, 4 different streaming platforms just to get access to what they wanted from a single, affordable streaming service. The cycle is restarting. People are even going back to torrents ffs!

[@nigwam]

Hulu IS Comcast. They are laughing all the way to the bank if you think going to Hulu hurt their bottom line.

[@TheAzurite]

@@nigwam "On May 14, 2019, Comcast relinquished its control in Hulu to Disney effective immediately"

[@mellamojeff458]

streaming sites: "the customers are our bitch now-" *people start pirating because its fucking great*

[@RB-dn4pj]

Stan is using the same argument that soccer mom's use against "violent video games".

[@RemixedVoice]

What's Stan's argument exactly? I do remember in the 90s when my parents were infinitely triggered by Marilyn Manson and Mortal Kombat existing

[@bratantm9385]

@@RemixedVoice man i have seen people use this profipe pics again ,tell my what exactly is it?

[@JesusFriedChrist]

bratan TM It’s the political compass test. The one on spekd.com is far more accurate though, I find.

[@battheman777]

What's interesting is that studies show that, while it's difficult to isolate video games as a the sole reason for violent behavior, video games, especially violent ones, have shown to increase aggression in those that play them.

[@vsenile5391]

@@battheman777 depends on how they interpret the game honestly considering every kid is different. In some ways those aggressive games help release aggressive thoughts. And some kids learn from it and learn to be aggressive. It's all different and honestly I think its the parents job to not only inform them what's right and wrong but to not blame a game that is listed as M to then complain their 10 year old is playing it 🤷‍♂️

[@lighterneck9206]

The only difference is that they are ISP today and not just cable companies.

[@dougler500]

Does your ISP make you pay for things you don't use?

[@user-rr7qf5hq3c]

dougler500 no but in canada there are only three options they have monopolies over it and data is now extremely overpriced

[@fuzzywzhe]

ISP's don't make you pay for crap you don't want. Why do people even watch television anymore? That's the whole point of making the Internet.

[@CAESARbonds]

@@fuzzywzhe in germany you have to pay the state owned tv. they make 9 billions a year. even if you dont have a tv you have to pay for their propaganda. and if you dont they even put you in jail. sadly the majority is very happy with this system. because big brother is good for you.

[@user-rr7qf5hq3c]

fuzzywzhe doesn’t mean it’s not shitty isp are just as scummy just in different ways

[@tranceotaku]

Lenovo being crooks brought me here :D Thanks for the heads up Louis!

[@alternamasaki429]

still his go-to line about all the shit thats happening now

[@seanwilliams7655]

@@alternamasaki429 he just used it again talking about Redbox. It's sad that this KEEPS being relevant.

[@javiermauricio8377]

I used to work for AT&T and this is exactly how they did business, they practically instructed us to fool the client into getting the service and then when they called back saying the service was not what they were promised we would say:"well it looks like you agreed to the terms and conditions before signing the contract, did you read the contract?" and that was it. That job sucked

[@TheNonameHousehold]

I'm so sorry for the temporarily lost of the good person that you were before working there, we've all been enslaved by a monopoly before.

[@iforgotmyrealname420]

Gotta love these companies pissing all over us

[@Bullwine]

Pretty much. They'd even jack the prices up, and when the customer says "You said you wouldn't!" AT&T then would say, "It's in our terms and conditions that we can, AND we told you in a paragraph long after the bill total in a recent bill that we'd do it." My supervisors at AT&T, while good people, weren't that helpful either. They would either dodge the issue altogether, or just act INCREDIBLY out of touch. It says something when I eventually worked for American Express, and when they are a LOT more reasonable than AT&T, there are problems.

[@waltermatthewberg]

AT&T is the synagogue of satan

[@hypefight8260]

Dude, literally just turned down an AT&T job after the interview because they were asking me if I’d be comfortable doing those kinds of things. I told them I needed to think the job over, and ended up retracting my application 2 days later. Some people might be able to do a job like that, but I can’t. The whole thing just felt wrong.

[@bojo9819]

The Ubisoft logo?

[@TimSticle]

time warner cable logo

[@Toxin_Glitch]

Wait, what’s the difference

[@jacobnamod3034]

666

[@jacobnamod3034]

im "shadow" banned in most replies, i reply to shit and get nothing. legit. Tho it dont matter at all.... its just the digital censorship, this one was allowed to pass, fuck toy CENSORSHIP. FREEEEEDOM FOR ALL.

[@ReapingTheHarvest]

@@jacobnamod3034 Hey we got someone that can see!

[@Wubsy96]

Louis Rossman brought me here.

[@christopherdalton5255]

me too

[@classichank60]

Same here 😆

[@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive]

1:21 The voice crack on "guys" is the icing on the cake 😂🤙🏾

[@Heyim18bro]

0:37 his T-shirt morphs, instead of just saying Cable, changes to Time Warner Cable for that moment

[@psychicandice]

Holy shit I never noticed that

[@alainportant6412]

interesting

[@rfichokeofdestiny]

Nice catch!

[@alchemicmercury]

Time Warner cable is a fucking warcrime.

[@kitsunefire1]

Wow good eye!

[@jellyfishrage33]

"How MUCH would it bum them out?" The cable company knows how to make it hurt so good.

[@blumatrix1960]

I'm not sure exactly when south park became a documentary but it definitely happened

[@Cougar2231]

It happened so gradually I hardly noticed.

[@charlesbarkson]

When cable dies I will come back and laugh even harder at this bit. This show it beyond brilliant.

[@lordmoncef5494]

Say that to Disney

[@pingus9934]

Streaming services are getting worse. Paying Hulu only to have fucking ads in the middle of shows or whatever. The only place I haven't seen ads in the middle of shows are Netflix and maybe Disney+? Idk I only use Disney for movies. Other then that the whole shit sucks.

[@dustingaethje1332]

@@pingus9934 But you see, the difference is that you can pretty much oirate anything these days, thus avoiding all of the annoying ads and paywalls. If you can find the right sources ofc.

[@tungsten8332]

They are transitioning to become internet providers now, so they're probably not gonna die.

[@rodrock145]

Cable: stop downloading streaming services. Me: *opens nipple flaps*

[@JustAGuyProduction]

That's what you get for still watching regular TV.

[@frog7717]

who still watches tv??? I've only seen people over the age of 50 actually watch tv

[@azerty1933]

@@frog7717 old people and sports fan i guess But even then sports are slowly switching to streaming service as well. Not sure how the situation is in the US but in Europe prime video is starting to have more and more live sports events on their platform. Some premier league matches in the UK, Rolland Garros in France and most likely more in other countries It would only need for one of the top streaming website to get exclusive deals on the Champions league to lead to a chain reaction where streaming website completely absorb the TV when it comes to sports And it would be a good riddance, fuck these tv channels expecting us to pay almost 100€ a month if we want to have access to all European football

[@pablorocha6913]

How the supervisor gets his fingers ready before they talk lol

[@sleeksquirrel7572]

The way he opens his suit is what got me😂

[@DanMartin67]

Also an Accurate depiction of DMV employees telling you you filled out the wrong form and you have to go back and wait in line even though you’ve been in line all day.

[@christianoropeza103]

Did you fill out the 1170?

[@DanMartin67]

@@christianoropeza103 THATS THE 1190 YOU’re GONNA HAVE TO GO WAIT IN THE BLUE LINE OVER THERE

[@Shinkajo]

I don't understand, do you have to physically walk into a dmv office to fill out forms on paper? For what exactly?

[@tinydonkus3109]

@@Shinkajothats the golden question

[@imjustsaiyan58]

This isn’t even an exaggeration, I literally heard the chick on centurylink tech support squirt when she told me “tomorrow from 10am-6:30pm”

[@jeremyfan2197]

they enjoy torturing people

[@TwilightLink77]

I’m surprised there hasn’t been a class action lawsuit leading to Centurylink to be bankrupt.

[@UltimateGCX]

Do you think she was rubbing her nipples in joy when she heard how pissed off you were?

[@l337pwnage]

That's not even when they are coming to your house, 10am to 6:30 pm is when they will log on to the pc at work and click the check box in the software that will alter your service, lol.

[@OffGridInvestor]

@@UltimateGCX MORE THAN HER NIPPLES. Plug in the wall vibrator...

[@gunks_getaway]

Shut off cable 6 years ago. Best decision ever

[@jakerojas4942]

Why ?

[@dying101666]

@@jakerojas4942 because theyre unnecessary parasites

[@frog7717]

who even watches tv anymore?

[@melissasmith6762]

@@frog7717 I do?

[@melissasmith6762]

@Alex Davila The ones I don't DVR, although usually the ones you probably have no access to.

[@Mr.Robert1]

I love the episode where the guy shows up 15 minutes late. Reason was because he got lunch, ate it at a lake, went food shopping, went bowling. The last thing he did was show up at the appointment had me cracking up !

[@ncls1331]

What is this episode ?

[@reidlindsey4838]

@@ncls1331the Disney plus episode I’m pretty sure

[@DonutMaster56]

@@ncls1331No

[@TBg86]

Lol I just noticed that they guy's shirt says time warner at 00:41 when he first takes the flaps off and then the shirt says cable

[@altectechy]

oh wow you're right! I never noticed that, they really snuck that in there

[@isayousay]

@@altectechy oh dang it i didn't see it there.

[@MrBradHendrickson]

And it's been edited out on the SP website: southpark.cc.com/clips/yueh39/bummed-out-by-the-cable-company

[@johnroby1865]

Crime Warner

[@ionstorm66]

I bet they made the whole episode with time warner, and the censors/network said no for obvious reasons. Someone just missed the one part while editing it.

[@areosmith16]

1:20 You can here Trey almost cracking up mid-line

[@BCRichSodier]

It played as a horny moan due to nippple stimulation.

[@bcfking]

Nah he was getting his nipple rubbed so the noise made was like an orgasm noise not cracking up

[@rickp3753]

"I guess you'll have to deal with our packages". LMAO.

[@jessiehughes9432]

One reason why I don't have cable anymore.

[@XxX_K_Wolfey_XxX]

Another reason why I don't watch tv

[@XxX_K_Wolfey_XxX]

@Broly The Sarcastic Savage lmao true I meant like actual TV and cable😂😂😂😂

[@jessiehughes9432]

@Broly The Sarcastic Savage At least we can only watch the videos an such that we want,an not pay for all the dumb channels on our phones! LoL 😄

[@Wolff0237]

Cause they were rubbing their nipples? 🤔

[@XxX_K_Wolfey_XxX]

@@TheMrGREENRay yeh ik. It's called a joke on cable

[@rftulie]

The elaborate portrayal of cable employees' self and mutual nipple massage, done in delight over cable customers' anguish and frustration over anything the company does, and including shirts with custom velcro-closing flaps for rapid nipple access, is something so weird that ONLY Stone/Parker could have thought of it. It is on a par of bizarre with Cartman killing Scott Tenorman's parents and feeding their dead flesh to Scott. It is so messed-up that ONLY these 2 guys could actually conceive of it and then accomplish its video publication for all to see.

[@anirudhtd7193]

Is there any hidden meaning to the nipple thing?

[@rftulie]

ANIRUDH TD I think it’s just saying that the pleasure that cable companies get from their captive customers’ anger and frustration is so intense that it’s sexual.

[@joshuakim5240]

@@anirudhtd7193 Nipples hardening without being cold is an arousal symptom, and the joke is that the cable guys were getting off to inconveniencing their customers as much as possible. It's less direct than jacking off, but has the same implications.

[@juandontworryaboutit4150]

Just like Louis Rossmann would say 😂😂😂

[@Lunatic0855]

This is so perfect. South Park nails humor so well every time while also proving a great point. Your laughing on the outside while crying on the inside about the truth of this. Well done.

[@Danimal1177]

As a 42 year old adult, I should not be laughing this hard at this!

[@zaab-yaoh9302]

Why not, this was made by people your age lmao

[@daweller]

Just the opposite... at 42 you have probably had to deal with many BS experiences, brought to you by big cable.

[@aarongreenfield9038]

@@daweller. Ever have to deal with mechanics at the shop when they have your car? you just know they're beating off on to their shop rags in the back.

[@daweller]

@@aarongreenfield9038 omg they are the worst

[@kejiri3593]

You never get too old for South Park : D

[@KRhetor]

"Oh, you want Turner Classic Movies? Then you have to buy twenty-four golf channels, one for each language spoken in the European Union, and another twenty-two tennis channels, one for each official language spoken in India. We're SOOOOO sorry!"

[@HunterShows]

Plot twist: The sports and foreign channels are free, but if you want them, you have to pay for Turner Classic Movies.

[@anaiswatterson6024]

TCM is Free

[@aransahebi7162]

I'm so glad streaming is a thing. Even though there are so many streaming services, if you only have one service a month then you're still saving approximately $50-70 a month as opposed to cable. With streaming you can watch whatever, whenever, but with cable cancelling is such a pain in the ass

[@verbalkint4258]

@Águila701 there is but everything thats good is already on streaming services. Better Call Saul for example. Streaming is just more convenient and its cheaper.

[@LunarStrike]

Águila701 there’s nothing good on Netflix

[@LunarStrike]

Águila701 it’s all Netflix originals nonsense

[@LunarStrike]

Águila701 I guess I’m not a fan of main stream media like moves or tv shows

[@LunarStrike]

Águila701 yeah

[@thenerdiestbear5403]

The sound of those flaps opening always gets me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesticknor1134]

2:47 When he said, "...inconvenience to you", it was the creepiest form of pre-climax arousal I have ever heard.

[@blthetube1]

I was thinking of forwarding this to "Bell Canada Customer Service". because that's about how I felt dealing with them.

[@Junokaii]

That contract bullshit was why I left. Koodo ain't cheaper bu any means but at least you can cancel any time I guess.

[@canadianmonarchist6357]

Rogers is bell Canada on steroids fucking assholes

[@lucasdarcy8546]

YES. Bell are thieves

[@daweller]

Bell, Rogers... and how about car insurance in BC?

[@salownsu123]

I worked for Bell years ago. The shit I've seen man... They're purposely ripping people off.

[@magno172]

It's not satire when it's the truth.

[@PhyreI3ird]

That's not how this works at all

[@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive]

@@TheMrGREENRay Poe's Law?

[@JH-fb3mp]

Isn't that the whole point of satire?

[@justincruz5720]

What do you think satire is?

[@DARIVSARCHITECTVS]

This is COMCAST in a nutshell.

[@javieranglada83]

This is exactly how cable companies have been for many years. Now, as they can't compete with streaming and on-demand services, are forced to have better deals

[@The_Keeper27]

I’ve never wanted to punch a tv character in the face this much

[@capncake8837]

I love how it seems like the cable guys had a change of heart, only for them to actually see an opportunity to torment people even more.

[@ajuadelaajua]

Its so funny that Matt Stone voice breaks at min 1:21 after the 4 inches long plug joke looool ive never noticed it until now hahahaha They always have a blast recording these lines.

[@JargonMadjin]

Who wouldn't have a blast doing lines for South Park? Haha

[@mitchellbewick3097]

Why the hell does this keep getting funnier every time I watch this?

[@jybrdls3647]

“…300 channels in Portuguese..” Idk why that line fucking kills me 😂🤣

[@anaiswatterson6024]

100000000$ For 300 channels in Brazil

[@January061993]

Who's here after the latest episode?

[@darkcrysisii5054]

Me!! Best episode this season for me..

[@EmperorMays]

I immediately thought of this

[@XoeXoe]

Whats the episode?

[@Junokaii]

"And we hope you will voice *ALLLL* your concerns to us..."

[@kevinlehmen3910]

“Oh, geez, how does 6am to 3pm work for you for the entire month of November?” Randy: “What?!”

[@bazil4146]

At this point there’s literally no reason to pay for cable anymore. You could pay 10 dollars a month for a streaming service. You could also pay zero dollars for Pluto TV and an antenna.

[@jaimewalls8416]

That's what I do, pluto tv, hd antenna, and free internet.

[@nicolasclermont893]

this is great. after years of cable companies charging out the ass and treating their customers like garbage, it's nice to see satire aimed at them.

[@AK-hi4hm]

"how much would it bum them out" lol

[@GodConsciousness]

This hit me hard, but mostly due to the fact that nipple rubbing is my favorite tactic to employ when I find myself in unwanted conversations.

[@MisterH1992]

This be Modern Warfare when you only want the blueprint.

[@jesse6398]

Lol exactly

[@rts1795]

1:21 I was dying when his voice cracked “you GuYS”🤣🤣🤣

[@fuzzymcwazzy1293]

This is so true it hurts

[@leonsmith4845]

you worked at a cable company?

[@ELP1125]

I used to work for a cable company....and I can confirm the nipple rubbing is true😂😂😂

[@theeinertia4106]

wtf xD

[@laurencrazypiglady8439]

Oh darn it! That really bums me out! 🤣

[@BrickFlairMMA]

It’s true I was the nipple

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

​@brickflair8926 where's the other one tho

[@pebblechatsdross247]

'We realise this may be an inconvenience to you' 😂😂

[@Datduuudeee]

Hahah i work for comcast so this is funny

[@abrahamkarr12]

Comcast is the fucking worse!! I still don’t understand why my parents pay $200 a month to them

[@kevinchavez1505]

Abe Karr just tell ur parents to get hulu netflix and disney plus that’s comeos out to like 30 bucks i don’t want to do the math but 30 or less than 30 and it has everything u watch on cable tv like comcast which is what i have unless ur parents have like shoes they don’t have on those services

[@GruppeSechs]

@@abrahamkarr12 Because they're idiots and don't negotiate down. Comcast will get away with murder if you let them.

[@bakarimcdonald3758]

@@iloveplayingpr LOL

[@thrdeye7304]

@@GruppeSechs A lot of people don't think to do that. I was shocked to see a family member was paying over $200 a month for Comcast Tv and Internet with no premium channels and 25Mbps down. They didn't know to call back and get a new promo deal when theirs expired. Or even better, go to the official subreddit and get an even better deal.

[@th69100]

0:04 The official cable company of the Hidden Leaf Village

[@TheGizMo86]

"Darn it...." in half whisper xD

[@robo2729]

Its not satire when its true!

[@Gamepainter]

10 years later in 2023 this is still the most accurate funny piece of satire I've ever seen.

[@hherpdderp]

2024 , all the streaming companies have started offering bundles...

[@Keebrev]

Best part is at 0:39 the tag on his shirt changes from just “cable” to “time Warner” 😂😂

[@TinkerTailorSoldier1]

Good catch!

[@jjgarcia156]

I recently switched to Verizon and man, this is too goddamn accurate. I've never been more aggravated in my life by a company that says it'll help only to be switched to 4 different departments in a single day

[@HunterShows]

"Ohh, Jeez! You need more help? Your call is very important to us, let me transfer you! Unless you want us to call back between the hours of 8 to 5 eastern within 1 to 2 business days!"

[@JohnRyanX]

LMAO!!! This will never get old. Sums up cable company’s perfectly.

[@Widderic]

When he drops the flaps and ready's up for the question and then starts rubbing immediately as the camera cuts back I lose it every time.

[@DrBepis-jo7qt]

Netflix: *evil laughing*

[@marcogallazzi9049]

What's with the nipple rubbing? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@gizmo4486]

I gotta call Xfinity 24/7 to do shit they should be doing already, this connects with me on the same level as my soul

[@zach32889]

Trey and Matt always know how to make me bust out laughing. Don’t even get me started on the episode about Indiana Jones and the crystal skull.... 😂😂😂

[@dl3650]

"Now, let's you just drop them pants"

[@williambeasley6448]

I played with my nipples the whole time I watched this

[@henrynelson9301]

This can also apply to video games that package DLC in like seven different bundles and season passes that are really confusing

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

Like Ghost Recon.

[@MrDogfish83]

"Is three weeks ok with you guUYs?"

[@BuddyS95]

OF COURSE as soon as this video was over I got hit with a Spectrum commercial! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dianaand97]

In Portugal we actually don´t have 300 channels (brasilian channels not included)

[@lucario5748]

The cable company probably created them for the sole purpose of adding them to the bundle.

[@antares202]

0:39 You can briefly see that it says Time Warner Cabel on his shirt.

[@samanthamarie6012]

This is basically every large company now

[@mrbrazil08]

As a former cable guy, I love this so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 perfect!!

[@bmullin96]

'Oh but we sell it as a bundle package deal.'

[@MrTubs911]

"Their is a plug i have to pullout, it's like, four inches long."

[@Musicrecords10]

Now instead of cable, internet providers rip you off..