South Park: You Have 0 Friends Reaction (Season 14, Episode 4)

[@HaiTharImDavid]

Fun fact: Chat roulette was actually a thing before Omegle so it wasn't quite a prediction but love that they incorporated it into the story lol

[@stan_meow3778]

I remember the internet back in the early 2010s and using Chat Roulette with my sister and her boyfriend at the time. It really was just a bunch of people jacking off or showing their boobs to the screen and I guess at the age of 18/19 we didn’t think anything was too weird about it! 😂

[@dylanisntvibing]

And now Omegle isn't a thing anymore. Sad, isn't it?

[@mar420.74]

​@@dylanisntvibing No not really it's literally the best thing they could've done shutting it down it was full of nothing but groomers and everyone knows that now 😂 but yeah, the videos people made on them were hilarious, but no, it definitely was the right thing to finally shut the website down

[@dylanisntvibing]

@marcey4207 Yeah, the website definitely needed to go. The idea was kind of fun, but it got so far out of hand, and it eventually just became a safe haven for pedophiles and illegal activity. Still sad to see it go nevertheless

[@raiisleep]

​@@dylanisntvibingOmegle is gone?

[@tdrxy]

“ i feel kinda bad for kip” A few moments later “Bruh this kid is crazy he gotta go asap” 😂😂 Kip is a true crime case waiting

[@stonkez8452]

The guy doin' the video said something about some people taking social media really seriously. Wasn't all that sure what point he was trying to make saying that.

[@mar420.74]

​@@stonkez8452 What do you not understand im confused because of this, that is a thing people do take social media very seriously in a very bad way i totally understood what he meant by this because ive had a friend like that in the past

[@rx303303]

All that part about being sucked into computer is from the movie Tron (1982) with Jeff Bridges. It was the very first movie to feature CGI. In that movie programs were made to fight each other like gladiators using light bikes - that's why Stan is disappointed about Yahtzee. It also had cool sequel in 2010 which kept the design, but updated the graphics.

[@PhuckYT12]

First movie to use CGI was Vertigo in 1958, which used it in the opening credits. First feature-film to use it in the storyline of a live action film was Westworld (1973). Star Wars also predates Tron by 5 years and used a ton of CGI.

[@karvinebn]

One of the best scifi movies I have ever watched! Same thing with the sequel

[@jarredbillings2332]

In Kingdom Hearts II, there's a world called Space Paranoids that's based on Tron😊

[@karvinebn]

Yes! And in Kingdom Hearts 3D, too (The Grid)! ♥

[@jarredbillings2332]

@karvinebn I honestly think The Grid is better, but I find Space Paranoids to be charming

[@Universemasterj]

This episode just proves how good Matt and Trey are in their writing, can make the dumbest shit hit sad but still funny asf lol

[@Joedirt3349]

FR! FR!

[@SlimKim3]

It's just Trey

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

@@SlimKim3 Trey is the head chef, Matt is the sous chef. Matt follows Trey's lead but he still makes valuable contributions.

[@SlimKim3]

@@CheerfullyCynical829 But not to the writing. Otherwise he would get a writing credit along with Trey.

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

@@SlimKim3 The whole team sits around and pitches creative ideas for stories and they take everyone's opinion on which are the best ideas, and Trey has the final say. You are right, Trey is the one who actually sits down and writes the script and directs the episode. But Matt and the rest of the team contribute a lot to shaping the story.

[@Duskwalker68]

"If you want to find some quality friends, you have to wade through all the dicks first" is such a great line lol

[@omaridaniels8427]

At 13:24- Cartman's "If you want to find some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first," I think might be a top 10 line for him.

[@_WeDontKnow_]

Stan showin up on Kyle's farmville made me laugh so hard 😂"dude! fuck your crops!"

[@jarredbillings2332]

Well yeah, it WAS Kyle's fault...😏

[@yeahboy6807]

My favorite line of the episode.

[@papapaopao]

“So he is logged into his Facebook, so this kid is just a loser” the delivery caught me hella off guard 😂😂😂

[@angief6364]

The issues with Wendy describe very accurately how social media can turn relationships toxic and even broke them. Years ago I had a friend who had a boyfriend at college, and a few months after finishing college, they started to see less and used Facebook to keep in contact till weekend. However, my friend started to become paranoid after watching photos of her bf with other girls who should have been just she-friends, and they broke up. Moral of the story: don't take seriously nor depend on social media, they can make you keep in contact, know how is someone or contact people, but a real relationship or friendship is when you are really hanging out in person and sharing experiences in the real world. Human relationships need real contact sooner or later.

[@jarredbillings2332]

We should all follow that moral

[@NovusIgnis]

​@AzureWolf168Sure, like he wouldn't do the same thing if he saw pictures of her with a bunch of guys. Fact of the matter is that your social media stuff is about *you* and it should just be private and only between you and the people you know. I'm sick of all this "make everybody your friend" BS. All anyone is doing is accumulating followers and then posting grander and grander pictures in the hopes of stirring up jealousy in others. It's stupid

[@NovusIgnis]

@AzureWolf168 I wouldn't agree that it's the point of social media, but I would say it's the point of the social media "game". That's what it is, at the end of the day. It's a game built to prey upon weak peoples' desperate need for validation and attention. MySpace and Facebook started with "Friends", and that's all they were supposed to be. It was constructed to be about exclusivity, only limiting the people who can interact with you to the people you allow because you know them. It wasn't until later that it became a popularity game and then that really ramped up with Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat where they changed it from "Friends" to "Followers". That's how I see it at any rate.

[@chrisdobbs9155]

Casa Bonita was supposed to open in a day or two but the workers joined a union and basically went on strike.

[@Comradpetito]

Really? Not agaist mat and trey i hope

[@whimzi4832]

​​@@Comradpetito they got rid of tips even tho they are starting at $30 a hour to be a bartender

[@puriodt7194]

Tips are annoying as hell

[@RomanKolosovRU]

5% tip cap for all then. 30 bucks/hour sound good

[@seltsamerkerl9808]

Well in most European countries tipping is uncommon, because the waiters here earn enough money to live. Works fine.

[@almasbaibolov1446]

6:16 Man, I really love/hate Randy for prioritising editing Stan’s grandmother as “friend” in his son’s Facebook profile. Instead of, you know, physically visiting grandma in the hospital.

[@Tiresias55]

6:00 I could be wrong, but I believe this is literally the first time in the entire series up to this point that the character of Grandma Marsh appears. Think about it, we know Grandpa Marsh from season 1, but never hear anything of Sharon's parents, or Randy's mom. But all of a sudden, because they needed old lady Facebook friends I guess, the character is created, shoehorned in, and just as quickly forgotten. The plot would've worked just as well with Grandpa. But, saying that, I do adore this episode, a very good parody of Facebook and social media in general, and an excellent use of Tron imagery.

[@kimberlybellard6972]

I feel so bad for the Kip kid. He was just so excited about Kyle accepting him as a friend on Facebook but then everyone started removing Kyle as a friend because he befriended Kip as a friend & it was not his fault that Kyle started losing his friends. Then from the peer pressure Kyle felt like he didn’t have a choice but to remove him as a friend to regain his other friends from before. I know exactly how Kip feels being lonely all the time. And he doesn’t know why he doesn’t have any friends or what he did wrong to not have any friends to begin with. When you suddenly get a friend out of nowhere it’s like the best feeling ever to finally have a buddy. And then when they just start ghosting you when you’re just getting along with them it hurts so much because you feel like you did something wrong but not really knowing if you really did something or not to drive them away. But in reality you didn’t do anything wrong & that it wasn’t your fault

[@lukerosales5879]

Bruh thats stone cold, admitting to unfriending your brother live 😂 I love it lmao

[@DisfunktionalTV]

😂😂😂

[@MrGoodCompany]

3:51 Not FB related, but do remember Myspace and how you could display your top friends? People took it mad personal if you didn't include them lmao.

[@DisfunktionalTV]

Myspace was my shit! Haha

[@c_n_b]

I remember you could upload 4 songs!

[@DeltaReach]

On the topic of social media, Season 19 Episode 5 "Safe Space" is fantastic and I'm suprised more people haven't recommended it yet.

[@Team_5Ds]

Because I recommend the entire season 19 But yeah, safe space is a favorite and a must watch

[@MrGoodCompany]

This whole episode was hilarious. I remember I had to delete my FB after being bombarded with friend requests from family members. I was like this place ain't cool no more lol.

[@LexyThomas134]

Accordion to most studies, 90% of people had no clue the first word in this sentence was an instrument

[@michaelmardling3152]

I must be in the 10% club, because I knew that Accordion was an instrument,

[@rickypedia999]

I'm in the 10%, but thought it was a typo and bad autocorrect

[@LexyThomas134]

@@michaelmardling3152 Yes, that's why it's not 100% lol

[@michaelmardling3152]

@AzureWolf168 well, not me personally, I did not take music class, or take up an instrument

[@AthanImmortal]

Chat Roulette and Omegle launched in the same year (2009), but Chat Roulette was more popular at first. Omegle definitely blew up with the pandemic and all the people like Harry Mack (do a reaction) Marcus Veltri, Rob Landes and Frank Dedesco.

[@env0x]

yep they both kinda died out and were dead for years until all the music people started using omegle. meanwhile chat roulette remains dead lol.

[@tanisparker1282]

They didn't really predict things. Some world events that happened in the show are there because Matt and Trey write that episode that same week. So if anything was happening there was a episode including the Facebook boom

[@RomanKolosovRU]

Stan’s birthday is October 19, 2001. It means that in the first season which came out in 1997 Stan is -4 yo lol

[@BRISTOLFORCE2009]

I get what you’re saying but did you notice how no one ages? There was a theory that Kenny’s death causes a continuous loop which is why they’re never aging bumping up his birth date

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Btw Chat Roulette isn't a reference to Omegle, it's a reference to Chat Roulette, which was around (might still be) back before Omegle took off. They're basically the exact same website tho lol

[@DisfunktionalTV]

Thanks for clarifying bro, had no idea lol

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

There's a new vers of Omegle out too called "Monkey", and it's basically Chat Roulette / Omegle but it prides itself on being unmoderated and having no rules 💀

[@Kamenari37]

Casa Bonita has had a couple of soft openings to my understanding but it's not fully open for business yet. Matt and Trey were in the midst of a potential strike due to wanting to give an hourly rate to all staff as opposed to tips so, we will have to see how that pans out. Lol and they didn't predict the future on this one. Chat Roulette was already a thing at the time. Omegle came out before it but chat roulette was what everyone picked up on as a big deal for a while.

[@TunaEater]

just realised him winning yahtzee every time kinda foreshadows stans affinity for board games in later seasons

[@safebox36]

ChatRoulette and Omegle were around at the same time. I think the former became more for porn in later years cause the latter had stricter moderation. South Park don't really "predict" the future like Simpsons does, they usually base episodes on events that happened the week prior and make the episode in 6 days. There's a documentary about it, but basically they more critique what's happening "now" than make social commentary towards the future.

[@teemuhaapala7623]

Simpsons don't predict future either tho.

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

There's a new vers of Omegle / Chat Roulette that prides itself on being unmoderated, it's called "Monkey" and it's awful

[@DamirMaatar]

The casa bonita really exists, and the creators loved it as kids, and they ended up buying it a few years ago. i believe it is still going through renovation

[@drewpaupanekis4710]

He already knows it exists, he’s asking “as it open yet” because someone told him that Matt and trey bought it and was gonna reopen it.

[@hunterivey]

Good thing I don't use Facebook, because I closed down my Facebook, because Facebook is horrible, but I love this episode, it's hilarious.

[@stan_meow3778]

Same. I used to use it when it was the cool place to be in 2010 but haven’t used it in years now. The only social media I am on is instagram where I hardly post and just follow a bunch of cat pages or my favorite musics artists and Reddit. At this point Facebook is for old people lol.

[@jamj4r]

Im no longer on fb bc too many people called me a weeb and cultural appropriator for having a japanese last name on my profile and conpletely ignoring the many photos i have of me and my very japanese dad. And then jumping on me for explaining that adoption exists and that the amount of minutia behind the cultural significance of it in relation to japan and its people is a google away. Like my dad told me to do if anyone gave me crap for being hafu. Shit was toxic for no reason. Like people were whitesplaining not just to me but to my dad and sister that i was stealing their culture from them?? Somehow???? My sister isnt japanese either! Were both adopted and shes KOREAN. like BROOOOO make it make sense!!

[@ThesocialmuteHD]

The great thing about this episode on stand naturally making lots of friends is that it goes to be worked around in a story for their video games (stick of truth and fractured but whole)

[@timsmith8489]

South Park was not predicting the future. This episode came 12 months after Omegle launched and 5 months after Chatroulette launched.

[@sxwalsh55]

“This just turned into an episode of black mirror” lol, it just turned into an episode of Tron! It’s funny to see how different generations interpret things.

[@rickypedia999]

I'm one of those people who has facebook but only looks at it every 6 months or so. My mom had me friend some of her friends and so did some of my relatives, so on the rare occasion I actually look at it again, I'm just like "who the hell are these people". I am on Twitter, though. I like arguing politics with people and one of the stupidest things people can (and do) try to use as a counter is to call out if you have a low follower count. I have no idea why people treat it like a power level, "oh, you only have 120 followers? You can't even argue with me" and they had to go out of their way to check that in the first place, so you know you got in their head for it

[@rickypedia999]

@AzureWolf168 it's rare, but there are a few times I've had people be rational in their discussions. It usually ends in a "let's agree to disagree" statement from them. And when they aren't rational, I actually still like arguing because it can be funny to see how far down the crazy hole they go.

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

@Azurethewolf168 Counterpoint: Arguing good positions on twitter is a good thing, as even thought the majority of people who interact and argue with you will never take your word, the _audience_ the two of you arguing have _will_ be more likely to change their mind if you provide good evidence. It's also why people bring up follower count. They're trying to posture to the audience, not to the opponent.

[@DemonKingFinnBalor1916]

Lmao I'm glad I grew up in the late 90s/early 2000s before social media took off and especially glad I still know how to have a life outside of social media, all I fw is Facebook every once in awhile. I don't have no Instagram, no Snapchat, no TikTok, no onlyfans or none of that extra stuff, Facebook is more than enough social media for me 🤣💯

[@georgeprchal3924]

"Fuck off dad." Line of the episode.

[@theroyal3rddd]

Chat roulette was an actually site like Omegle in the late 2000s it was basically the same thing. A lot of celebrities would be on there I seen Justin Bieber one time while I was using it.

[@hubcap9294]

I know you give your Patreon subscribers priority over what episodes you react to. But I've been dying for a South Park "Post Covid Special" video. It takes place in the future with all the characters grown up. I think it'd be cool to see you react to how everyone grew up, especially the homie Butters.

[@juliaf5839]

Kip's sad clown artwork in his room always amused me.

[@starklord25]

I find it funny because chat roulette walked so omegle could run 😂

[@drewpiestopsign]

Facebook is like sitting uncomfortably in someone's house. You see all the crap they have, the fake life they put out there, the pictures that no one cares about but them. Then they demand you tell them how good their house looks.

[@stavjfhssf7054]

Bro Cartman turned into Jim Cramer from Mad Money 7:06

[@Randomtv19645]

10:13 10:14 10:03 10:02 10:11

[@DemetriusPooleJr]

15:20 😂😂😂 bruh that part still gets me.

[@jennaramos1229]

I went ahhhh when you called Kip a loser 😂😂 2:19 like you were talking to me

[@MurderLamb]

Disfunktional laugh is iconic and funny and these reactions are also cool fun fact Facebook is a year older than KZbin and it’s two years older than twitter :D

[@stonkez8452]

All social-media just seems like a load of echo-chambers to me...

[@MurderLamb]

@@stonkez8452 yeh

[@ahmadreza532]

This one is fire --> 'Over Logging'(S12E06)

[@sufyanhaider4518]

Randy lives his life to the fullest.

[@TheOneAndOnLEE.]

5:28 “There’s people out there that take social media super duper serious.” Dude, look at the top of the screen 😅

[@ReconViper1]

When he gets pulled into the computer, it's a reference to a movie from the 80's called "TRON"

[@Jonathanest90s]

My sister is one of those people that takes social media way too seriously. It caused nothing but trouble.

[@ItsLerez]

I dont use Facebook and I accidentally unfriended my Dad by accident at some point and he got butthurt about it. Randy's reaction was the first thing that popped in my head, essentially did the exact same thing.

[@IDKeffect82]

6:01 best line this episode. He is just so pissed.

[@puriodt7194]

8:26 REAL TALK

[@ArmiGirl90]

Yea! One of my fav eps! Here’s my others! •Tom’s Rhinoplasty •Succubus •Chinpokomon •Cartman Joins NAMBLA •Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants •Asspen •A Ladder to Heaven •Butt Out •Dances with Smurf’s •Best Friends Forever •Free Willzyx •Night of the Living Homeless •Major Boobage •Brittany’s New Look •Eek! A Penis! •Super Fun Time •Raisins •You Got F’d in the A •The Ungroundable •Eat Pray Queef •Whale Whores •Sexual Healing •The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs •Insheeption •Crème Fraiche •The Biggest Douche in the Universe

[@GuySmithSmoke]

I was exactly like Stan. my friends made me a Facebook for me and I never used it. Cause I didn't even know the password but I got it deleted years later.

[@douglasmurphy3266]

This aired April 7 2010 That's whack. Things hadn't even ramped up to their craziest yet. Smartphones with all of modern function really proliferated over the next few years. The kids are all shown here sitting at their PCs.

[@mikemath9508]

i remember when my daughter died so i had to go change my facebook setting to "no wife no kids"

[@safebox36]

I think I'm more active with people on Twitter than I was on Facebook. Facebook was mostly people I knew irl that I'd rather not have known. But Twitter it was people I met in games or in university that I still talk to years later both online and real life. Though even Twitter is dead now, so maybe it's time to reboot MySpace. Everyone needs a Tom.

[@DisfunktionalTV]

Myspace was goated

[@GuySmithSmoke]

This is one of those episodes where the impact of it is more pronounced when it came out at the time. A very Hot Topic.

[@Sam11747]

I love how they made fun of Jim Cramer by having Cartman play him with his show.

[@mattcooper8010]

I don’t use Facebook as much I use Instagram more because most of my favourite musicians post and announce stuff there

[@motttheoriginalapplesauce9744]

I’ve rewatched every South Park episode so many times one of my favorite shows

[@SoraFan23]

I used to play so many games on Facebook way back in 2010 and 2011 whenever I came back from school. Nowadays those games like Farmville have been shut down

[@minttulatte]

I've had Facebook since 2009. I was against joining it at first but created that account due to peer pressure. I ended up becoming obsessed af with it at first but luckily I've gotten past that phase. However, I now got this one friend who is so addicted to it that if she doesn’t get attention from people on her friend list immediately after she posts, she will start tagging people in the comments of her posts. It's so annoying because I got other shit to do in the real world than looking at her posts 24/7, lol.

[@armorykittington]

Casa Bonita officially reopened on July 1 and you can buy timed-entry tickets right now, but I hear they're wayyyyyyyyy backed up, so I'm not sure how long it would take to get a reservation, if even this year, from the sound of it. $40 per adult and $25 per child (under 12). Only 8 people per group.

[@wafflebrothel7712]

I only keep the FB to keep up with three certain local bands and what bands are playing at two certain bars

[@kalebdaynes]

I'm on Facebook rn, I don't love it but I use it anyway to keep in touch w/friends and family and see what they're up to, and post occasional updates on my life, the basic shit (it doesn't have games anymore though lol). I refuse to get on TikTok though, I feel the same way about TikTok that Stan does about Facebook, plus I think I'm just too old to be on there (even though I'm 24 and there are people as old as 60+ on there lol). I love South Park though! Show just keeps getting better and better 😂😂

[@backattackjack3857]

Sound Park didn’t predict Omegle, Chat Roulette was the precursor to Omegle and it was more of the same

[@TechWizard28]

11:42 it's a reference to TRON and 2001: A Space Odyssey

[@jasse85]

The whole getting sucked into the computer thing is, Tron. Cmon mann

[@stormageddon2223]

Nah, South Park didn't predict this. Chat Roulette was a real thing then and they were referencing it. It was basically omeagle before omeagle

[@ParticleBomb]

9:40 idk man, the adults at South Park are pretty stupid. Odds are they knew it was a virtual thing 14:30 I stand corrected lol

[@calvinheim2618]

12:09 welcome to tronverse lol

[@weepingscorpion8739]

You know, when this episode came out I felt it so hard. Wendy's comments to Stan? Well... I was Stan, lol. Great reaction, man. Also loved the 2001 reference which was immediately followed by the Tron reference.

[@weepingscorpion8739]

@AzureWolf168well, not fighting per se, but some things came up, y'know, South Park likes to dial things up to 11 after all :)

[@justmeowth9697]

Stan's birthday is October 19, 2001. So his 21 now turning 22 this coming October.

[@alialghamdi7153]

6:29 foul son, don't the man on blast loool

[@SpongeboB-p9f]

Man these video never get old

[@gordoperochulo8526]

One of my favorite episodes of south park

[@perfectnothingg]

2:22 lol his birthday is only 12 days after mine (including the year)

[@Floyd13778]

No idea what to write, but since you greatly appreciate it: Keep up the good work, please! ❤

[@asaashara2592]

Honestly KZbin is the closest I get to social media. My people got my number call or text me that 💩

[@nsdbsks]

this proves how big of a W this man is

[@randymarsh9556]

Please do Over Logging South Park: Season 12, Episode 6

[@MoonlightBelladonna]

Omg he'll lose it at the "ghost" moment lol.

[@MsJayjkern]

I love use of torn as part of Facebook 😂

[@cinyarko]

Matt & Trey bought Casa Bonita and they should be reopening soon (if they haven't already).

[@DorroroEXE]

Chat Roulette was and is a real thing, they didn't predict it😂

[@rabbit2686]

I'm glad I know nothing about any of this in real life, because just watching the social media drama is annoying on South Park.

[@nickthelaststand]

Hold up Facebook on the flip phone lol

[@VictorLaszlo46]

Do I have relatives over 40? Yes, I have to use Facebook, gotta keep those birthday checks coming.

[@bombdotcomv2]

I miss when Facebook was like that. FarmVille was a lot of fun. Good times

[@SoraFan23]

Nowadays its just become something that people just post of their personal lives.

[@shadowproductions969]

Another instance of proof that it has always been Token Black and not this retconned Tolkien

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Bien dicho

[@jeremyrhansen6637]

10:56 just realized THAT IT IS TOKEN after all!?

[@TheRDTV1993]

Nonono, I've PC, PlayStation 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 and my iphone... I dont have time for FB 😂😂😂

[@TheGuardianofAzarath]

I have a facebook page, but i'm rarely looking at it for more than a few minutes at a time and i barely post.

[@deminybs]

i been off social media for almost a decade, so nice and peaceful

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

I don't have facebook anymore after getting banned for "Hate Speech" (I called someone 'White' lmao)

[@unfilteredtruckistanian8637]

Credit wherea credit is due matt and trey once again prove to me how they are head of their time . With the stan going into the fb world

[@Mojo-pl3oj]

We missed the legendary “WORD ON DA STREEEET!”

[@jacobvozzo2934]

It’s as if randy got sad that Stan didn’t drop a like or comment for the algorithm

[@skillzie0154]

Make love not Warcraft season 10 episode 6

[@treyowen9213]

Dude you should totally checkout the movies Tron and Tron Legacy. Those movies kicked ass.