Greetings! Normally, our Harvest wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this, but...Well, we have to think of the plight of the Guamanian Field Mouse. Priorities, people! #NamasteBitches
Пікірлер: 156
@kidcarma92736 жыл бұрын
i anticipated the first 'bless your heart' and it was timed perfectly. that's probably my favorite thing that harvest says lmao
@thefamoffive36176 жыл бұрын
lapis lazuli same dude
@xWeMaketheFuturex6 жыл бұрын
I need Harvest to meet another SANCTIMOMMY lol!
@asmrsounds96056 жыл бұрын
MarcieT theVampireQueen but one where the other sanctimommy always does things just slightly better than her lol
@xWeMaketheFuturex6 жыл бұрын
Chloe Gregory yes exactly! What if the Sanctimommy happens to catch Harvest at her new job 😈
@cavaliertunes33326 жыл бұрын
Yes! I need to see Harvest get constantly one-upped by this new Sanctimommy. Harvest knows how old her children are in months? Well, this Sanctimommy knows how many days old her children are. Haven can already speak three languages even though she's three? Well, this new Sanctimommy's two-year-old speaks seven languages, has a PhD in biology, and her thesis was just cited by Stephen Hawking and the Supreme Court. Harvest makes her own clothing dye? OMG! You use dye in your clothing? How are your children supposed to touch you. They'll get cancer! But I'm sure Harvest is doing her best.
@embeexoxo6 жыл бұрын
I am here for the soap-smelling and condescension.
@d.olluwu6 жыл бұрын
SAMEEE
@cassandrastephan80906 жыл бұрын
“Broaden your mind and not your hips!” Your characters are the best!
@taylormorency39366 жыл бұрын
“No, don’t actually touch me, this is just a friendly gesture. Don’t touch me.” That’s a big mood. Big mood.
@_pearl_6 жыл бұрын
I always look forward to Harvest explaining the pronunciation of Ngee’s name 😂
@chyrellemorris69246 жыл бұрын
I need Harvest husband to go ahead and leave her so we can get Harvest dating 😂
@Funncomment6 жыл бұрын
Chyrelle Morris Harvest Speed dating
@lily_6806 жыл бұрын
The garlic is to mask the taste of the chemical that causes the addiction 😂😂
@Indykittyy6 жыл бұрын
'you've been eating applesauce with preservatives in it... I can tell by the corners of your eyes' I'M DEAD 😂😂😂
@MoreTravelPlease6 жыл бұрын
Harvest is my favorite haha besides the golddigger. If a server in real life starting talking about selective fasting while not serving us I'd flip my lid
@douggie19626 жыл бұрын
“ngi ....he wove the most beautiful coffee pot on our loom”. 😂😂😂😂😂
@KaoticDreww6 жыл бұрын
Douglas McGarry it’s spelled Nygeeugh 😂😂😂
@rachelm98866 жыл бұрын
Kaotic Drew no it's nnnngeee* lmao
@tiffanyfriend30896 жыл бұрын
“Don’t actually touch me...” haha!
@hannahhester83766 жыл бұрын
Olive Garden. Here we go, this is going to be great.
@FinalFirebrand6 жыл бұрын
"I'm sure you're trying your best." OH, Harvest.
@douggie19626 жыл бұрын
“Similac sounds like crack... it’s that dangerous” this is the most hilarious Harvest encounter yet.... you should do videos for her addiction centre Harvest Encounter For Fast Food Addiction or HEFFA for short...lol
@thefamoffive36176 жыл бұрын
"You don't need people telling you how to take care of your little" 😂😂 That was a VERY clever line to make her say. You should be an actress... the way you get into character is AMAZING... and if you did a male role I would pee my self laughing lol YOUR THE BEST, THANKS!!!
@jaygrum6 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite thing about Harvest is that like...you're commenting on your own products/life ya know? LOL it's like Mary is making fun of herself, which is a sign of a great sense of humor. Love it!
@Rawr1dontbit36 жыл бұрын
Every Whole Foods customer. Had one call in one day to say that the organic rotisserie chicken drained her energy and she was tried after eating it and that she didn’t think it was actually organic because of that. She then came in to return the already consumed chicken.
@Spilululily6 жыл бұрын
Mary Jane "please enter the barcodes by hand, I don't want lasers touching my food"
@ayannaoman6 жыл бұрын
Make a KZbin video about things whole food customers do. 🤣😂🤣🤣
@ASMRGRATITUDE6 жыл бұрын
Mary Jane I work at Whole foods too. we are currently battling the TTLA nightmare.... Thursday's is our $1 off sandwiches day and I made close to 40 of the TTL A's today.
@Rawr1dontbit36 жыл бұрын
ASMR Gratitude I’m tired of people asking if we sell them. We don’t because we can’t get the tempeh in... people are like then just make it with bacon... like then it’s not the TTLA
@ASMRGRATITUDE6 жыл бұрын
Mary Jane lol.... make it with real bacon LOL that's hilarious. It sounds like Whole Foods are all dealing with similar issues because we keep running out of the tempeh. The customers don't understand how a grocery store can run out of a grocery item. They keep asking us to go in the back to get it for them and don't believe me! ...Small World After All.
@MiaCadwallader6 жыл бұрын
Please please make a video where Harvest meets someone who does everything she does but a lot better 😂😂
@mwritesabout6 жыл бұрын
"Allergies aren't real." Oh, my... On the next episode of SanctiMommy, Harvest is in jail for accidentally killing a customer by forcing eggplant down her throat.
@georgemuller3084 жыл бұрын
Cat, That’s hot.
@ShinoEAL18186 жыл бұрын
anyone else calculate to see how old harvest's daughter is. she's 10.9 year old so almost 11
@ananaslautta6 жыл бұрын
i get so excited every time i see a new harvest video, she’s such a good character and these videos are so freaking good thank you so much
@lyanna03306 жыл бұрын
I cant fall asleep with you cracking all these jokes. This humor is too muchhh for me. bless your heart Harvest 😁
@SkyleonMK76 жыл бұрын
I was contemplating whether I should comment or not.. I heard it - *whispers* gives you cancer, yeah. I’m running a high risk here. I had to say how much I love Harvest though. Worth it.
@marissagillette9456 жыл бұрын
I’ve been having an extremely bad anxiety day...this made me smile and pulled me out of my head for a bit. :)
@mosings6 жыл бұрын
Lol!! "I can tell by your skin and your slouch.." hahaha!
@lizjones80606 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE Harvest roleplays!!!!!! For some odd reason, your harvest/sanctimonious roleplays are the most relaxing to me and I fall asleep everytime! You are my favourite ASMRtist at the moment, you are so inspiring, you seem to have days that go on forever; you are so busy, and I do not know how you find the time to accomplish everything that you do! Love your channel, I am a serious fan!
@curseofthepirates6 жыл бұрын
I really wanna know what Harvesrs parents were like. Were they woke too lol
@amandacash69094 жыл бұрын
curseofthepirates my prediction: her parents we lawyers and she had a perfect straight a sibling that was just like them and harvest is like her moms weird sister and she’s considered the weird one in the family that they don’t talk to anymore
@ashleynl67316 жыл бұрын
Your caption😂. I don’t watch your Harvest videos for the asmr but the humor. Seriously needed a laugh tonight, thanks for that. I look forward to more of Harvest!😄
@ArtSleepRepeat6 жыл бұрын
I love how often Harvest says ‘bless your heart’, the ultimate southern diss haha!
@serenesplendorasmr36356 жыл бұрын
Bless your heart Harvest, you fill my heart with joy!
@Absollux6 жыл бұрын
Never clicked on a video faster
@vidmaster0116 жыл бұрын
This was relaxing as it was hilarious!!! Best Harvest video up to date!!! Keep up the FANTASTIC work!!!
@BeautyMonster10006 жыл бұрын
Harvest is my everything.
@Passmethedoobiescoob6 жыл бұрын
You & your videos are so iconic and relaxing that I don’t think I’ll ever need to pay for therapy, thank you❤️❤️❤️
@bensmom05096 жыл бұрын
Broaden your mind, not just your hips. I’m dying lmao
@vee31336 жыл бұрын
Yesss i was hoping u would post 1 or 2 videos night, thank u, just in time for me to go to sleep.
@SouthernASMRSounds6 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Williams You are so welcome! 💖
@vee31336 жыл бұрын
SouthernASMR Sounds 😁💜
@sandramarten56056 жыл бұрын
Guam Fieldmouse! Fisher needs money now! Ooooh, chemical addiction, masked by garlic! Chain food junkies! My synthetics are causing me total fatigue also.....just by being bitter I'm being batter, um better. TV rots your life. Its a Chem 'unhappy' Meal. Everything on that menu is a death warrant! Haven 131 months old, swimming in chemicals, poor unfortunate baby.
@LinaR7076 жыл бұрын
This is my new favourite character! Please do bring her back . Harvest is a legend !
@coryg.86385 жыл бұрын
I would flip the hell out on a server like this. I love your harvest videos I go back and watch them and I really can not imagine the person you met to be so good at this roleplay.
@lt26846 жыл бұрын
"Broaden your mind not you hips" LMAO !!!!!!!
@Em-mx2wu6 жыл бұрын
20 seconds into this and I know I’m going to love it
@really56606 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious!!! thanks for the laugh💛
@caralinestanley97836 жыл бұрын
So excited!! Love harvest
@Monsicorn6 жыл бұрын
Soooooo...did Harvest just force someone to eat eggplant when they were allergic to it?
@backtothebooks92016 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering how much 'Guam field mice' look like pretty cruise ship staff...
@peixe-no-pão6 жыл бұрын
I lost it when she heaved up the water jar 😂
@northernwhispers146 жыл бұрын
Why do i just want an hour video of harvest whispering "it causes cancer"?
@coryg.86386 жыл бұрын
I was starting to think Harvest got arrested 😂
@lord.have.myrcene3 жыл бұрын
The best part of every harvest video is when she whispers very low "it causes cancer"
@doodlebugasmr1846 жыл бұрын
I LOVED THIS VIDEO! :) "Don't touch me, no don't touch me..." lololol
@thefamoffive36176 жыл бұрын
That drug-dealer-dope line... miiiiight be the first reference that harvest has ever made that makes sense
@copenhagenblue596 жыл бұрын
One hot steaming plate of knowledge please. Oh, and a side of spaghetti.
@MyEndoJourney6 жыл бұрын
"I'm working on clearing out some space in my garage..." #MSGdetox! Love Mary!
@mbb--6 жыл бұрын
Glad you featured some of that new "raw water" that people pay 20 bucks for. lmao. YUM!
@rory74854 жыл бұрын
sorry mary but I find it hard to find people on the internet who like what I like so I seek here and love your videos they are so great and funny! I’m a big fan! Goodbye this was about my “phandom?” comment by the way haha
@jordanli84856 жыл бұрын
Two words, "LOVE THIS"!!!!!!!
@douggie19626 жыл бұрын
“you might say eating keeps you busy all day....” rofl
@johnhow53936 жыл бұрын
It's your mannerisms in all your videos as well as everything else which makes you so good
@Knockturnallie6 жыл бұрын
You are so hilarious. "Do you have a garden?" I live in Asheville and see a lot of this, lol.
@h2ogurl12346 жыл бұрын
Love harvest so much. Wish I could make it through the whole video. I'll need to come back when I'm more awake
@alycatness37616 жыл бұрын
No doubt with all the brown tree snakes over on Guam those mice are hiding on those ships 😂
@Roxie2076 жыл бұрын
Alycatness37 Haha right! Or in a cage ziptied to a fence or tree. 😉
@alycatness37616 жыл бұрын
Roxie I see I’m not the only one that lived on or visited Guam 😂😂
@alycatness37616 жыл бұрын
I actually miss it terribly 😂 Just not the snake traps. Although I only saw live ones at Underwater World Thankfully. Saw lots of dead snakes though. My neighbor had one fall off her door frame 😵
@Roxie2076 жыл бұрын
Alycatness37 LOL Yep! Stationed there twice and loved every minute of it...except for the toads when it rained and the brown tree snakes haha.
@alycatness37616 жыл бұрын
Roxie nice! I was there four years straight and loved McCool school for my son. It’s been over 6 years since we left but I miss it dearly. Haha small world on an asmr comment section 😂
@alexistardiff64536 жыл бұрын
While watching this, I am wearing yoga pants. 😂😂
@juliapolansky71126 жыл бұрын
I️ miss harvest 😭 hope to see her soon!
@rickeebutterworth76346 жыл бұрын
"Oh you don't know the truth about hand sanitizer? " As I am rubbing my hands together after having just applied some. Crap.
@maic.64046 жыл бұрын
Here before there was even a thumbnail 🤟🏼🤩
@Kizzalovespugs6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to watch this tonight after work. Luv you Mary!!!!! X
@KennFast6 жыл бұрын
“No don’t touch me. Thank you.” That’s me at school and in public 24/7 😂
@Lytah846 жыл бұрын
Anaphylactic Shock...Thats just a myth...lol lol lol
@whitexchina3 жыл бұрын
"A hot 🔥 steaming plate of Knowledge." 🎤 💧
@ThatSoundsLovely6 жыл бұрын
Omg YESSSSSS my favourite character!!! You are too good to us, Mary.
@gracefulbarbie6 жыл бұрын
i love this but can you imagine if this happened in real life😂😂 like just imagine being that customer
@vm889406 жыл бұрын
Harvest is like a rollercoaster trip. 🙌🙌🙌🙌🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢🎢
@hollyfink16 жыл бұрын
YOU are AMAZING!!!
@jillanehogard58966 жыл бұрын
Awww....Harvest, you're the best!!
@ThatSoundsLovely6 жыл бұрын
Oh the mug!!!! Hahaha I am dead. Hahaha oh Mary. I can't!!!
@kristikeller72386 жыл бұрын
HARVEST!!! I’ve missed you so MUCH!!❤️❤️
@aprilmarienelums566 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm so excited for this
@whitexchina3 жыл бұрын
I would sit there for 20 min. & wonder if I would be on some hidden camera show, or if this is just the most crazy person I have ever met. & my mother is schizophrenic.
@TheScbeauty6 жыл бұрын
Every southern American just gasped in horror at the diss about sweet tea
@joamurray22376 жыл бұрын
i wish i could communicate with someone like harvest communicates with fisher via astroplane
@tcmtcm11334 жыл бұрын
Her character is literally every mom in ojai.
@Vinnynixon336 жыл бұрын
YESSS HARVEST IS BACK!
@carolinebeggs43866 жыл бұрын
“no, dont actually touch me” 😂
@fattwat16 жыл бұрын
Sand flea LOL
@kendradahlstromerickson77936 жыл бұрын
Haven and Guy! 😂 you’re seriously funny
@kiramadeley17536 жыл бұрын
'No don't touch me' 😂😂
@kashkeznko10636 жыл бұрын
Please make a video where harvest meets someone who does everything she does but better
@seanstreek98176 жыл бұрын
Top 10! Love ur videos! :)
@tomorrowsasmr6 жыл бұрын
When you said you didn’t get spaghetti with meat sauce and that it was gross...it reminded me of my French teacher... no one likes him because he’s just like that
@rosebrandenburg76 жыл бұрын
h'yar gal, drank down some dirt-water, it's got fiber in it! lololol I bet Haven is a nervous wreck and severely emotionally dysfunctional for having such a narcissistic parent.
@Em-mx2wu6 жыл бұрын
You should do a harvest meets another sanctimommy
@sparrowlynn20276 жыл бұрын
Literally my grandmother acts EXACTLY like this, she crazy
@lisade56436 жыл бұрын
YAS...HARVEST! ❤️ My Girl!!
@d.olluwu6 жыл бұрын
OMG YOURE ALMOST TO 100k !!!! can’t wait to brag to all the new subscribers how i was here first!!
@Mindfulmommaof32 жыл бұрын
My 3rd child does attachment childing🤣
@sarahshepherd58506 жыл бұрын
This is hysterical! 😂
@musicalqueen386 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the cruise field mouse
@BrieHxC.6 жыл бұрын
Love this! Hilarious. 😂😂
@stwofwithmusic6 жыл бұрын
I work for Olive Garden and this is hilarious 😂😂❤️