ASMR Obvious ~ Explaining Toilet Paper (Soft Spoken)

[@alicat9791]

When your trying to reach the word count on an essay.

[@Schmusekissens]

I’m impressed that you can speak so long about toiletpaper

[@hanah5768]

You listened to those coments saying: "I'd listen to you talk about__________(ANYTHING)" and made our joke come true xD i love it!!!

[@SassyCasy]

I like the idea of you explaining things to an alien or some other worldly creature who has just come to Earth

[@pinkfraise]

True but in some countries, they don't use toilet paper, so i'm sure in certain villages in Asia, some people never heard about toilet paper :)

[@SassyCasy]

American Wayoflife it’s interesting when I spent time in China they only had it I’m some places and I asked why and they just don’t always find it necessary different cultures I guess

[@bb-em4th]

That is such a cute idea

[@sarahallen8739]

American Wayoflife the description lets on that she's explaining it to an alien

[@inthetearoom]

Sassy Casy yikes

[@wonderlisa]

Today is the day when I got tingles due to toilet paper... alright...

[@jessica3497]

wonderlisa asmr literally just had the same thought 😂

[@tinab9015]

I think this video is directed to all husbands who don’t know how to refill the toilet paper when it’s out.

[@birdygirlasmr8210]

Only Mary can describe toilet paper for almost 40 minutes and it be fascinating! 😍

[@louiseasmr7732]

Here during the pandemic where this is the only place you will see toilet paper for a while. I havnt seen any in stores for about a month now.

[@WaluigiWhispers]

I watch the ads before your videos all the way through as my way of supporting you since I can not afford to be a patron. Anyway, I’ve seen the Athena club tampon ad so much I know it all the way through, and it’s all your fault, Mary!

[@shaunamckinstry7552]

My favorite thing about all of your same is that you never seem like you’re playing a part. It always feels so natural in that you never have to think of what to say/ stumble over words. I also love the cards you use in the obvious roleplays

[@Taydosaur]

I love how you put out so many videos in a day. I love watching you. I love how your videos are so different from other asmr artists. You are one of my favorites.

[@Himaryous]

"That's not toilet paper that's a Canadian goose." A sentence I never thought I'd hear! :D

[@nikiiskrycki798]

Mary you have the most amazing sense of humour 😂

[@ceamean]

Ahhh finally toilet paper explained. So happy 😊

[@sherry.berry.0770]

Yeess please make more obvious roleplays! This was so relaxing (after I stopped giggling). :)

[@b_r_i_t]

Given the shortages this is like a big troll and I really appreciate the laugh it’s bringing me right now 😂💙

[@bb-em4th]

When she said "you can touch it!" I got crazy tingles.

[@ssplintergirl]

I like how bizarre this is

[@roflmeowkittehs]

Moar bizarre videos plz 🙏

[@sydneyfougere4357]

This is very original! It was also very effective at inducing ASMR. I’d love to see more “Obvious Roleplays”

[@HAVENWELLE]

I love how you are able to create videos about the most mundane of objects. You are truly amazing!

[@trout825]

Toilet paper was never so exciting until today. You could sell ice to an Eskimo!! I just adore you!

[@glowingasmr9324]

Charmin needs to hire you!! 😊❤️

[@fernando18455]

I like the variety of Asmr you keep putting out, good job. 👏

[@RadBadJodster]

Mary, this takes the cake. I don't know how you kept a straight face. I was laughing so hard throughout most of this. Thank you! Your talents know no bounds!!!!

[@BrittLeighhhhhhhh]

How did you not bust out laughing 😂😂😂😂 I can't

[@sopheep]

I genuinely learnt new names for toilet paper, and the fact that people use less ‘crude’ names. Meanwhile in the UK, depending on where you’re from, some of us call it a bog or loo roll - and that just sounds more crude!

[@Himaryous]

I just coined "nether Kleenex."

[@buffycram]

This video is so good, Mary. I couldn't even finish it. It put me right to sleep. Please make this a series, where you explain every little thing in the world to us. You are so good at it. I think it's a combination of your kindness and your hand movements.

[@sandir9218]

I can’t believe you managed to talk about toilet paper for 37 minutes! Love all your videos :)

[@missmarshmellowmouth]

I've always found soft spoken, detailed, simplistic analyzing of objects very nice for ASMR. I'm not sure what to call this trigger or how to find similar videos, so it is a treat when I do find one 😊

[@wehanmarais]

4 years later and these videos still slap.

[@wonderlisa]

How can seashells and stones be used instead of toilet paper? Omg so glad it is 21st century now

[@sarahallen8739]

I can see how seashells and stones can be used... but sand????

[@moonstonevision]

Imagine if there was still life inside the shell. That's how they used to contract crabs😂

[@samhithadwarakanath7745]

If only you knew that you'd have to explain this to humans next year 😂

[@whisperbaby21]

Oh, the irony of this has me laughing harder than I should be. Mary, you are truly ahead of your time & I adore you for it lol Thank you

[@admiral_m_10k35]

Somewhere, far in the universe, aliens are watching this in awe and taking notes. haha

[@nerdyasmrguy]

I usually love when people explain obvious things during roleplays, so I think this video is a great idea!

[@laurel953]

Oh. M. G. Mary your genius has no limits.

[@AyooDeeeeh]

Watching this in March 2020 😳😂

[@ryanhoobin]

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA MAKE THESE OBVIOUS ROLEPLAYS A SERIES PLEASE

[@The_Rainbow_Kiwi]

“It often doesn’t tear perfectly, that’s fine.” 😂😂 so right, so relatable.

[@dawnjensen5615]

I miss the colored toilet paper.

[@mmg5075]

You literally never run out of ideas.. Love it!

[@cathylee5840]

Awesome didn't know about toilet paper very interesting love your videos Mary !!! 🌷🌽😁 you look very pretty in all your videos !!!

[@conniebradley9307]

Hi my Mary, I just found this! This topic is something we needed to hear last year and even now as things are getting worse again!! What a topic!! Loved this! ✌️✌️🌻🌻🌻🌻✌️✌️

[@LudwigsUnholySpade]

How does one go about cleaning ones behind, with sand?

[@jonathanlloyd2306]

Who knows Master Bates 😊

[@bethd9160]

So glad you pointed out that the roll is unused

[@LexieJones_]

Yesss finally someone who knows the correct way to have your toilet paper ! Google it for those who don’t know it tells you the CORRECT WAY

[@sarahnielsen8057]

I love these obvious roleplays so much!!

[@TheAndreaR]

Now whenever I reach for toilet paper I will think of you. Your videos are absolutely delightful.

[@pegaseg70]

Never thought I would love a video about _toilet paper_

[@roccaluce]

I will live for the day you get 100,000 subscribers, you deserve all of them and more!

[@lemonyemmy]

this is honestly the most perfect video for my post exam brain??

[@Sportdiva7]

Lol I buy the Scott but the softer one. It’s so funny I used to put the roll on whichever way when I replaced it. My ex used to freak out and say it had to hang over rather than underline I noticed-in one of the pics you showed it was under. I laughed. I guess I’m not that picky.

[@TheGrochow]

You are the Best Mary!!!

[@chriswhitt6685]

" you can touch it " 😂😂😂 You are so funny. Thank you for lifting my spirits and helping to relax me in these surreal times . Fantastic.

[@Elizabeth-dn4ep]

I would love to see this turned into a series!!

[@bipolarbunny7818]

"It has never been used" ......I am relieved and soothed....

[@Kosmickritter]

And I still get tingles. Love you

[@MyEndoJourney]

Yourr ability to make entertaining content on anything is a rare talent! I applaud you! I prefer 2 ply, double roll & for it to go "over" not "under". I love the wet wipes which I refer to on my shopping list as, "ass wipes"! Wow, I also just realized I'm a tp snob! 😂

[@mia-wv6un]

I imagine her explaining this to harvest

[@edgarsantiago_3908]

I'm glad you included the wet wipes. I once went to my friends house and I was looking for the toilet paper but he only had wet wipes. I didn't know it was such a thing, you learn something new everyday 😂

[@hoobler08]

Bought a spray nozzel that attaches to the water line... can't beat it. TP is to dry off, but water is tremendously cleaner feeling when you're done.

[@mooseman7989]

This is wonderful! I hope you continue to make videos like this and make into a series :)

[@agathemavier2804]

I love the idea ! Strangely relaxing. ^^

[@loganwilkinson1997]

Great video until I found which direction you put the roll on. Immediately unsubscribed! 😂 totally joking. I would love a whole series like this! Thanks for being so awesome at what you do. 😁

[@luckyaidie]

Giggles and tingles haha love to you and your family Mary.

[@яэтоя1]

Tnx a lot Mary ! Always making best videos ! You are a great artist 👏🏻🙏🏻🌸😊

[@lund1980]

In Europe we’ve Got 6 layers toilet paper. 😉 Its not always easy to flush out. LOL

[@marissalagana9768]

I love the detailed explanation

[@wwelss]

Mary, all I can say is that you're just the best! I can't stop laughing and I'm surely very relaxed too! 😂👍

[@thaynagh]

The using books as toilet paper is interesting. It reminded me of the final lines of episode 4 of Ulysses by James Joyce

[@Kimdor83]

I'm so confused about how entertained I am. I think you're on to something here. Asmr obvious class series.

[@ashleytaccone5298]

This is great. My favorite is one ply.

[@TehGooseGirl]

Please do more of these I love it

[@gambleZ144]

Your nails are so on point

[@enigmaburqa4167]

i feel like im an alien and shes teaching me about all the items humans use

[@caroled3943]

You really could talk the balls off a pool table! Lol

[@johnstamas8511]

I have a new perspective on toilet paper

[@ventipinkdrinklightice]

This is so great for sleeping. Thanks!

[@AWhisperSensual]

Bonus! Organizing ideas as well!

[@carloo69]

🤣🤣 Good gravy! Youre too funny! I love you!

[@arlo.giovanmi]

I love how this series has already evolved from "Oh, it's okay that the toilet paper didn't tear perfectly," to "Dammit, Snurg you can't eat pugs!"

[@ericbrown8617]

Most creative person ever!!

[@tildatinglesasmr7394]

This is so relaxing 😴😍

[@madelinebehnke9812]

So creative! I love it

[@jif635]

Those cut out pictures are killing me 😂😂

[@CandyisAwesome86]

I miss the good old days when this stuff was so easily accessible. Haha #COVID19RuinsEverything

[@MtMarshi]

Damnit, and all this time I've been using the shells. Damn you Sylvester Stallone!!

[@ryanhoobin]

Seashells... you guys don't use the three seashells?

[@staciabigail1402]

This reminds me of the sign in my sister's bathroom. It reads "notice: changing the toilet paper roll will not cause brain damage!"😂 Not to mention the sign my Dad placed above our toilet years ago. It's bright orange, just like a warning sign you would see at a quarry or when the crews are doing road construction. It reads "Caution: Blasting Area, wear gas mask." My Dad hung it there years ago as a joke and it has been there since. Fits in horribly with our lake theme, river rock accented vanity, and ceramic loons, but we leave it cause it's hilarious.😂

[@maryellensanders4444]

So funny and tingly omg

[@dqrkenedlvstre]

This is definitely my most fav video 🤤

[@moonstonevision]

Merry Christmas...sh*tter was full!! 😂

[@Himaryous]

"Is it two ply? I'll take a ply, one measly little ply, I'll take a ply!"

[@EvaRoses0]

Your hair looks great! I hope you're doing alright.

[@jacquelineramirez9352]

2020?

[@VisionOfFreedom]

Explained the internet before toilet paper, priorities lol!! 👍🏻

[@peaceonearth3056]

such a smart girl..love her

[@mommamorris3]

OUCH!! Seashells...that wouldn’t feel to good!

[@roflmeowkittehs]

So creative

[@rosynshawnful]

Hey mary i bet that pic of the toilet paper with the beer can in the holder came from your "neighbors" next door that drank a lot and got the cops called lol