When your trying to reach the word count on an essay.
@Schmusekissens6 жыл бұрын
I’m impressed that you can speak so long about toiletpaper
@hanah57686 жыл бұрын
You listened to those coments saying: "I'd listen to you talk about__________(ANYTHING)" and made our joke come true xD i love it!!!
@SassyCasy6 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of you explaining things to an alien or some other worldly creature who has just come to Earth
@pinkfraise6 жыл бұрын
True but in some countries, they don't use toilet paper, so i'm sure in certain villages in Asia, some people never heard about toilet paper :)
@SassyCasy6 жыл бұрын
American Wayoflife it’s interesting when I spent time in China they only had it I’m some places and I asked why and they just don’t always find it necessary different cultures I guess
@bb-em4th6 жыл бұрын
That is such a cute idea
@sarahallen87396 жыл бұрын
American Wayoflife the description lets on that she's explaining it to an alien
@inthetearoom6 жыл бұрын
Sassy Casy yikes
@wonderlisa6 жыл бұрын
Today is the day when I got tingles due to toilet paper... alright...
@jessica34976 жыл бұрын
wonderlisa asmr literally just had the same thought 😂
@tinab90156 жыл бұрын
I think this video is directed to all husbands who don’t know how to refill the toilet paper when it’s out.
@birdygirlasmr82106 жыл бұрын
Only Mary can describe toilet paper for almost 40 minutes and it be fascinating! 😍
@louiseasmr77324 жыл бұрын
Here during the pandemic where this is the only place you will see toilet paper for a while. I havnt seen any in stores for about a month now.
@WaluigiWhispers6 жыл бұрын
I watch the ads before your videos all the way through as my way of supporting you since I can not afford to be a patron. Anyway, I’ve seen the Athena club tampon ad so much I know it all the way through, and it’s all your fault, Mary!
@shaunamckinstry75526 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about all of your same is that you never seem like you’re playing a part. It always feels so natural in that you never have to think of what to say/ stumble over words. I also love the cards you use in the obvious roleplays
@Taydosaur6 жыл бұрын
I love how you put out so many videos in a day. I love watching you. I love how your videos are so different from other asmr artists. You are one of my favorites.
@Himaryous6 жыл бұрын
"That's not toilet paper that's a Canadian goose." A sentence I never thought I'd hear! :D
@nikiiskrycki7986 жыл бұрын
Mary you have the most amazing sense of humour 😂
@ceamean6 жыл бұрын
Ahhh finally toilet paper explained. So happy 😊
@sherry.berry.07706 жыл бұрын
Yeess please make more obvious roleplays! This was so relaxing (after I stopped giggling). :)
@b_r_i_t4 жыл бұрын
Given the shortages this is like a big troll and I really appreciate the laugh it’s bringing me right now 😂💙
@bb-em4th6 жыл бұрын
When she said "you can touch it!" I got crazy tingles.
@ssplintergirl6 жыл бұрын
I like how bizarre this is
@roflmeowkittehs6 жыл бұрын
Moar bizarre videos plz 🙏
@sydneyfougere43576 жыл бұрын
This is very original! It was also very effective at inducing ASMR. I’d love to see more “Obvious Roleplays”
@HAVENWELLE4 жыл бұрын
I love how you are able to create videos about the most mundane of objects. You are truly amazing!
@trout8256 жыл бұрын
Toilet paper was never so exciting until today. You could sell ice to an Eskimo!! I just adore you!
@glowingasmr93246 жыл бұрын
Charmin needs to hire you!! 😊❤️
@fernando184556 жыл бұрын
I like the variety of Asmr you keep putting out, good job. 👏
@RadBadJodster6 жыл бұрын
Mary, this takes the cake. I don't know how you kept a straight face. I was laughing so hard throughout most of this. Thank you! Your talents know no bounds!!!!
@BrittLeighhhhhhhh6 жыл бұрын
How did you not bust out laughing 😂😂😂😂 I can't
@sopheep6 жыл бұрын
I genuinely learnt new names for toilet paper, and the fact that people use less ‘crude’ names. Meanwhile in the UK, depending on where you’re from, some of us call it a bog or loo roll - and that just sounds more crude!
@Himaryous6 жыл бұрын
I just coined "nether Kleenex."
@buffycram6 жыл бұрын
This video is so good, Mary. I couldn't even finish it. It put me right to sleep. Please make this a series, where you explain every little thing in the world to us. You are so good at it. I think it's a combination of your kindness and your hand movements.
@sandir92186 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you managed to talk about toilet paper for 37 minutes! Love all your videos :)
@missmarshmellowmouth4 жыл бұрын
I've always found soft spoken, detailed, simplistic analyzing of objects very nice for ASMR. I'm not sure what to call this trigger or how to find similar videos, so it is a treat when I do find one 😊
@wehanmarais2 жыл бұрын
4 years later and these videos still slap.
@wonderlisa6 жыл бұрын
How can seashells and stones be used instead of toilet paper? Omg so glad it is 21st century now
@sarahallen87396 жыл бұрын
I can see how seashells and stones can be used... but sand????
@moonstonevision6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if there was still life inside the shell. That's how they used to contract crabs😂
@samhithadwarakanath77454 жыл бұрын
If only you knew that you'd have to explain this to humans next year 😂
@whisperbaby213 жыл бұрын
Oh, the irony of this has me laughing harder than I should be. Mary, you are truly ahead of your time & I adore you for it lol Thank you
@admiral_m_10k356 жыл бұрын
Somewhere, far in the universe, aliens are watching this in awe and taking notes. haha
@nerdyasmrguy6 жыл бұрын
I usually love when people explain obvious things during roleplays, so I think this video is a great idea!
@laurel9536 жыл бұрын
Oh. M. G. Mary your genius has no limits.
@AyooDeeeeh4 жыл бұрын
Watching this in March 2020 😳😂
@ryanhoobin6 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA MAKE THESE OBVIOUS ROLEPLAYS A SERIES PLEASE
@The_Rainbow_Kiwi4 жыл бұрын
“It often doesn’t tear perfectly, that’s fine.” 😂😂 so right, so relatable.
@dawnjensen56156 жыл бұрын
I miss the colored toilet paper.
@mmg50756 жыл бұрын
You literally never run out of ideas.. Love it!
@cathylee58406 жыл бұрын
Awesome didn't know about toilet paper very interesting love your videos Mary !!! 🌷🌽😁 you look very pretty in all your videos !!!
@conniebradley93073 жыл бұрын
Hi my Mary, I just found this! This topic is something we needed to hear last year and even now as things are getting worse again!! What a topic!! Loved this! ✌️✌️🌻🌻🌻🌻✌️✌️
@LudwigsUnholySpade6 жыл бұрын
How does one go about cleaning ones behind, with sand?
@jonathanlloyd23065 жыл бұрын
Who knows Master Bates 😊
@bethd91605 жыл бұрын
So glad you pointed out that the roll is unused
@LexieJones_6 жыл бұрын
Yesss finally someone who knows the correct way to have your toilet paper ! Google it for those who don’t know it tells you the CORRECT WAY
@sarahnielsen80575 жыл бұрын
I love these obvious roleplays so much!!
@TheAndreaR6 жыл бұрын
Now whenever I reach for toilet paper I will think of you. Your videos are absolutely delightful.
@pegaseg703 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would love a video about _toilet paper_
@roccaluce6 жыл бұрын
I will live for the day you get 100,000 subscribers, you deserve all of them and more!
@lemonyemmy6 жыл бұрын
this is honestly the most perfect video for my post exam brain??
@Sportdiva76 жыл бұрын
Lol I buy the Scott but the softer one. It’s so funny I used to put the roll on whichever way when I replaced it. My ex used to freak out and say it had to hang over rather than underline I noticed-in one of the pics you showed it was under. I laughed. I guess I’m not that picky.
@TheGrochow6 жыл бұрын
You are the Best Mary!!!
@chriswhitt66854 жыл бұрын
" you can touch it " 😂😂😂 You are so funny. Thank you for lifting my spirits and helping to relax me in these surreal times . Fantastic.
@Elizabeth-dn4ep6 жыл бұрын
I would love to see this turned into a series!!
@bipolarbunny78186 жыл бұрын
"It has never been used" ......I am relieved and soothed....
@Kosmickritter6 жыл бұрын
And I still get tingles. Love you
@MyEndoJourney6 жыл бұрын
Yourr ability to make entertaining content on anything is a rare talent! I applaud you! I prefer 2 ply, double roll & for it to go "over" not "under". I love the wet wipes which I refer to on my shopping list as, "ass wipes"! Wow, I also just realized I'm a tp snob! 😂
@mia-wv6un6 жыл бұрын
I imagine her explaining this to harvest
@edgarsantiago_39086 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you included the wet wipes. I once went to my friends house and I was looking for the toilet paper but he only had wet wipes. I didn't know it was such a thing, you learn something new everyday 😂
@hoobler086 жыл бұрын
Bought a spray nozzel that attaches to the water line... can't beat it. TP is to dry off, but water is tremendously cleaner feeling when you're done.
@mooseman79896 жыл бұрын
This is wonderful! I hope you continue to make videos like this and make into a series :)
@agathemavier28046 жыл бұрын
I love the idea ! Strangely relaxing. ^^
@loganwilkinson19976 жыл бұрын
Great video until I found which direction you put the roll on. Immediately unsubscribed! 😂 totally joking. I would love a whole series like this! Thanks for being so awesome at what you do. 😁
@luckyaidie6 жыл бұрын
Giggles and tingles haha love to you and your family Mary.
@яэтоя16 жыл бұрын
Tnx a lot Mary ! Always making best videos ! You are a great artist 👏🏻🙏🏻🌸😊
@lund19806 жыл бұрын
In Europe we’ve Got 6 layers toilet paper. 😉 Its not always easy to flush out. LOL
@marissalagana97686 жыл бұрын
I love the detailed explanation
@wwelss6 жыл бұрын
Mary, all I can say is that you're just the best! I can't stop laughing and I'm surely very relaxed too! 😂👍
@thaynagh4 жыл бұрын
The using books as toilet paper is interesting. It reminded me of the final lines of episode 4 of Ulysses by James Joyce
@Kimdor836 жыл бұрын
I'm so confused about how entertained I am. I think you're on to something here. Asmr obvious class series.
@ashleytaccone52986 жыл бұрын
This is great. My favorite is one ply.
@TehGooseGirl6 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these I love it
@gambleZ1446 жыл бұрын
Your nails are so on point
@enigmaburqa41675 жыл бұрын
i feel like im an alien and shes teaching me about all the items humans use
@caroled39436 жыл бұрын
You really could talk the balls off a pool table! Lol
@johnstamas85114 жыл бұрын
I have a new perspective on toilet paper
@ventipinkdrinklightice6 жыл бұрын
This is so great for sleeping. Thanks!
@AWhisperSensual6 жыл бұрын
Bonus! Organizing ideas as well!
@carloo694 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 Good gravy! Youre too funny! I love you!
@arlo.giovanmi6 жыл бұрын
I love how this series has already evolved from "Oh, it's okay that the toilet paper didn't tear perfectly," to "Dammit, Snurg you can't eat pugs!"
@ericbrown86176 жыл бұрын
Most creative person ever!!
@tildatinglesasmr73946 жыл бұрын
This is so relaxing 😴😍
@madelinebehnke98126 жыл бұрын
So creative! I love it
@jif6356 жыл бұрын
Those cut out pictures are killing me 😂😂
@CandyisAwesome864 жыл бұрын
I miss the good old days when this stuff was so easily accessible. Haha #COVID19RuinsEverything
@MtMarshi6 жыл бұрын
Damnit, and all this time I've been using the shells. Damn you Sylvester Stallone!!
@ryanhoobin6 жыл бұрын
Seashells... you guys don't use the three seashells?
@staciabigail14026 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the sign in my sister's bathroom. It reads "notice: changing the toilet paper roll will not cause brain damage!"😂 Not to mention the sign my Dad placed above our toilet years ago. It's bright orange, just like a warning sign you would see at a quarry or when the crews are doing road construction. It reads "Caution: Blasting Area, wear gas mask." My Dad hung it there years ago as a joke and it has been there since. Fits in horribly with our lake theme, river rock accented vanity, and ceramic loons, but we leave it cause it's hilarious.😂
@maryellensanders44446 жыл бұрын
So funny and tingly omg
@dqrkenedlvstre6 жыл бұрын
This is definitely my most fav video 🤤
@moonstonevision6 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas...sh*tter was full!! 😂
@Himaryous6 жыл бұрын
"Is it two ply? I'll take a ply, one measly little ply, I'll take a ply!"
@EvaRoses04 жыл бұрын
Your hair looks great! I hope you're doing alright.
@jacquelineramirez93524 жыл бұрын
2020?
@VisionOfFreedom6 жыл бұрын
Explained the internet before toilet paper, priorities lol!! 👍🏻
@peaceonearth30566 жыл бұрын
such a smart girl..love her
@mommamorris36 жыл бұрын
OUCH!! Seashells...that wouldn’t feel to good!
@roflmeowkittehs6 жыл бұрын
So creative
@rosynshawnful6 жыл бұрын
Hey mary i bet that pic of the toilet paper with the beer can in the holder came from your "neighbors" next door that drank a lot and got the cops called lol