Did Cartman Just Crap Treasure? - SOUTH PARK

The boys emerge from the cave as Al Gore remembers them. Cartman farts out the smuggled treasure that almost killed him.
"ManBearPig" S10
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INT. FLOODED CAVE - DAY
This part of the cave is filling in with water and is
already flooded.
Stan emerges from the water-
STAN
(gasps)
And then finds a rock to grab onto a pulls himself up.
Kenny struggles in the water.
STAN
Kenny! Here! Take my hand!
Kenny reaches for Stan and Stan takes his hand, then looks
off in the distance
STAN
Hurry Kyle! The water's rising!
Kyle is struggling to swim with Cartman in tow.
CARTMAN AND KYLE
(swimming efforts)
KYLE
CARTMAN... YOU'VE GOT TO SWIM!!!
KICK WITH YOUR LEGS.
CARTMAN
I can't kick.
KYLE
YES YOU CAN.
CARTMAN
I CAN'T KICK YOU JUST HAVE TO SAVE
ME.
KYLE
I NEED YOUR HELP!
CARTMAN
NO YOU JUST HAVE TO SAVE ME.
KYLE
Harhgh... Gahrhghg...
Kyle struggles, but falls beneath the water.
STAN
KYLE!! NOOO!!
Stan rushes back into the water.
WATER.... THEN BLACKNESS
EXT. CAVE OF THE WINDS - MORNING
BOOM DOWN onto a memorial service at the Cave of the Winds.
All the rescue workers, plus a bunch of civilians are
gathered to pay respects, sitting in white chairs holding
candles with flowers all around.
Gore is at the head of the memorial service.
AL GORE
We are gathered here to say goodbye
to four kids whom we all tried to
help but in the end, could not. But
where there is loss, there is hope.
For ManBearPig is no more.
RESCUE LEADER
Oh Jesus here we go again.
AL GORE
We have beaten ManBearPig, and we
will NEVER forget the names of the
brave young kids who lost their
lives: Kid one... Kid two... Kid
three... and of course, kid four.
In the background, some of the rocks behind Gore start to
push out.
AL GORE (O.S.)
I remember how kid one used to laugh
and play. And how kid two was
always there when I needed him...
reverse to the rescue workers and other people, sitting
down, one of them points to moving rocks.
The rocks push away some more, and Stan struggles to get
out.
STAN
Hahhghh... RRRRRGHGGH!!
RESCUE WORKER
Oh my God!
Everyone gets up and rushes to the rocks.
Stan pulls himself out and falls to the ground then reaches
in to help Kyle who is pulling out Cartman.
CARTMAN
Ughghghg...
REVERSE to everyone running up and looking astonished.
RESCUE
IT'S THE KIDS!
RESCUE WORKER
THEY'RE ALIVE!!!
Cut back to the boys as they all help squeeze Cartman out
of the opening.
CARTMAN
Rughghg...
Gore runs up right next to Stan.
AL GORE
KIDS! I SAVED YOU!
Stan backs away from Gore.
STAN
Just stay away from us, asshole! I
was nice to you because I felt sorry
for you, because you don't have any
friends. But now I see WHY you
don't have any friends. You just
use ManBearPig as a way to get
attention for yourself because
you're a LOSER!
GORE
Yeah right, the man who single-
handedly killed ManBearPig is a
loser.
Cut to Cartman holding his stomach. Kyle is helping
Cartman stay standing.
CARTMAN
Blarghh... Blaarrhghgh....
KYLE
We need to get our friend to a
hospital right away!
CARTMAN
No, no! I'm fine! I just need to
get home... and rest...
Cartman starts to walk away.
STAN
Cartman, seriously, you need to see
a doctor.
CARTMAN
Naw, I just need to get to a toilet.
See you guys, I-- Haba...
HABAAAAAAA!!!!!
Cartman blows his pants off and shits seventy-five pounds
of treasure behind him. FFFRBRBRBRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
CARTMAN
Haghggh! Hahhhh....
REVERSE - The boys look completely stunned.
REVERSE - Back to Cartman he looks around, not knowing what
to do.
SHOT - On the rescue workers, confused.
BACK TO THE BOYS
KYLE
Dude... Did Cartman just crap
treasure?
Cartman looks back at the treasure, unsure of what to do,
but then he turns around and blocks it off with his hands.
CARTMAN
It's MINE!! IT'S MINE, YOU HEAR
ME?! I GOT IT OUT OF THE CAVE! IT
BELONGS TO ME!!! KEEP YOUR GREEDY
HANDS AWAY!!!
RESCUE WORKER
Hey... That looks like the fake
treasure from our Smuggler's Den
Photo Room.
CARTMAN
That's right, and I... Fake
treasure?
RESCUE WORKER
Yeah... we put it there for kids to
take their picture with.
Cartman stares at his treasure in disbelief.
RESCUE WORKER
All in all I'd say that treasure is
worth about fourteen dollars.
CARTMAN
No... NO!!!!!!!!
More treasure comes shitting out Cartman's ass.
CARTMAN
AHGHGH!!!
KYLE
You made us pull you to safety
because you ate treasure?! You son
of a bitch.
CARTMAN
Don't you think I'm hurting enough
Kyle?! AAHGHGHGH!!!
More treasure shits out Cartman's ass.
Gore steps in and starts to tie on a cape.
GORE
Well, my work here is done. I've
killed MBP and now I must save the
world from something else. Maybe
I'll make a movie. A movie starring
ME. Then people will take me SUPER
cereal. EXCELSIOR!!!
Gore pretends to fly away (just walking out with his arms
in front of him.
Cartman shits out a goblet.
CARTMAN
AHGH!
THE END

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[@scpfoundationtm1249]

I love how he never even pulled his pants down. The force was so strong it ripped right through his pants lol

[@AxisChurchDevotee]

That's what 75 pounds of fake treasure does when it wants out.

[@tomedy_official]

actually they split

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

@@tomedy_official And it's so funny when his pants rip lol

[@setsers1]

@@AxisChurchDevotee LOL

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

He's really gonna need a hospital now lol

[@alessandrogordillo1998]

"I can't kick, you just have to save meh!" "I need your help!" "No, you just have to save meh!"

[@linalokir2178]

Erics still keeping the show alive

[@fredriksvard2603]

That fat voice lol

[@tiffany7023]

Everyone has at least one friend like this 😂

[@JohnAdams-pp7vi]

@@tiffany7023 I don't. He chose not to listen to me and use my tent as toilet paper in the woodlands of Pennsylvania. I do sometimes wonder what happened to him...

[@tiffany7023]

@@JohnAdams-pp7vi oh, okay... 😓

[@rkproductions7180]

Cartman doesn’t get his comeuppance often. But when he does, it’s beyond hilarious.

[@GillistheIllist]

Gold star for the use of comeuppance in proper context. Nice work, and I totally agree!

[@xsailor85]

And so deserved.

[@QTcomicsPOP]

Absolutely karma at its finest

[@Voysh2Voysh69]

Well, have you seen Cartman’s fate in the future from the Post Covid special? Cartman does one of the most heroic things imaginable and ends up living a horrible life because of it.

[@rkproductions7180]

@@Voysh2Voysh69 it’s honestly one of the very few times I actually felt bad for Cartman

[@tiffany7023]

To be fair, Eric has saved Kyle's life 3.5 times. 1. “Donated” a kidney 2. Smug from San Francisco 3. Chest compressions in imagination land .5 Seeing Cartman lose $1M gave Kyle a will to live.

[@helecholeaf]

Yeah that is true

[@r.d.ramirez9157]

Even though Eric had to be tricked into doing all that stuff for Kyle, true.

[@evanscj86]

If Cartman wanted his kidney back he would of done it

[@TazKoltin]

@@r.d.ramirez9157 Eric willingly saved Kyle and his family from San Francisco

[@tomedy_official]

Technically he was tricked into giving a kidney

[@aidenb3612]

"Kid 1, Kid 2, Kid 3, and of course, Kid 4."

[@Dr-Alexander-The-Great]

Nailed Down kid one used to laugh and play

[@jwaj]

Kid 2 was always there when I needed him

[@cartoonz1902]

😂🤣

[@mr.channel6467]

And 4 was filled with hope, and really cherished life

[@ozdemirsalik]

Kid 3 is Kenny, nobody gives a crap about Kenny.

[@canadianbacon2693]

I'm surprised Kenny made it out alive.

[@brianaguilar8283]

By this episode, the joke had gotten old already

[@demonrat4286]

@@brianaguilar8283 it never gets old

[@brianaguilar8283]

@@demonrat4286 then why did they stop making it? The joke got stale really quickly

[@johnnydark3260]

@@brianaguilar8283 i think there was an episode of him breaking the curse or something

[@brianaguilar8283]

@@johnnydark3260 yeah, because the joke stopped being funny

[@TCWRebelsResistanceWords]

"Dude, did Cartman just crap treasure?" "You made us pull you to safety cause you ate treasure!? You son of a bitch!" The way they say those lines makes me laugh even harder! Completely priceless!

[@tomedy_official]

Plastic treasures

[@Rosemary_bae]

Same here😂

[@LITTLE1994]

"Don't you think I'm hurting enough, Kyle?!"

[@tomedy_official]

@@LITTLE1994 he only got half what he deserved

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

​@@LITTLE1994 Boy I imagine him in worse pain from the pressure lol

[@ChocolateMilkmanTrue]

I find it funny that when Cartmen and Kyle drowned stan only yelled "Kyle"

[@p1eck_san190]

we all have a favourite

[@Skagzi1la]

They pretty much all hate Cartman, especially back then.

[@Patrick-sg7cm]

Truthfully we don't know what happened since it cut out after that. Perhaps Stan went back and pulled Kyle and Cartman to safety.

[@bigdapramirez6157]

Because Cartman is a scumbag

[@horrorsans3676]

honestly, the only reason Stan Kyle and Kenny still hang out with that things it's because he is devioUs and has resources, not to mention his impossible mission breaking skills. because if not I just don't get how they can still tolerate him.

[@piplup2009]

"i need your help" "no you just have to save me!"

[@catcherintherye6479]

I lost it.

[@ass640]

He didn't want to start kicking in case he farted the treasure out into the water.

[@percyblakeney3743]

The way in which he says all of it gets me EVERY TIME. "I can't kick. Ya just havta save me" Jebus Chr*st so funny.

[@jm-nv5bl]

I cant stop laughing at it 🤣

[@Patrick-sg7cm]

@@ass640 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yao052]

Eric Cartman crapping fake gold is easily one of the funniest moments of him on South Park. I can't think of more than 3 funnier moment than this one.

[@zulunet3285]

The funniest for me was when he walked on the auction show naked acting invisible.

[@antonyzmolek1234]

My favorite is the imaginationlad scene "Come with me kids! I have something to show you!" - Mayor "Uh, Are you gonna rape us?" - butters "N-n-noo?" - mayor "Well, alright" - butters

[@connor8292]

Or when he shoved food up his ass and shat out his mouth.

[@etran07]

For me it was when he got beat up by PC Principal for his microaggressions and saying spokesman instead of spokesperson

[@Alzrozax]

Scoop lmfao ye that one takes the cake

[@LrdHollow]

Treasure Cartman ate: $14 Hospital bill: a lot more than that The laughs from his greedy just desserts: priceless

[@bossshun9]

Lmao nicely stated.

[@superdaveozy7863]

He had a alien dish come out of his ass. I don't think he needs surgery.

[@stoffel5423]

@@superdaveozy7863 I'm surprised the treasure remained up his ass, all considering..

[@natandepas4473]

Il y a certaines choses qui ne s’achètent pas. Pour tous le reste il y a MasterCard.

[@LITTLE1994]

So dang true.

[@iamhida493]

The fact that Cartman placed his life at risk by eating $14 worth of treasure 😂

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

admit it you would do the same for that much money.🤣

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

​@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue Yeah but I wouldn't swallow it I put it in my pockets and stuff

[@ked4]

The world needs South Park, now, more than ever.

[@heymonkey65]

Wait Fall

[@Megacat-mc6lp]

So true

[@autisticace8473]

South Park is Love, South Park is Life

[@OceanHedgehog]

South Park helped perpetrate the idea that both parties are the same, when eminently are not, contributing to Donald Trump. The initial Manbearpig episode was a denial of climate change. Overall, South Park is a very funny show that tries to encourage its viewers to think critically, but ironically it's just caused many viewers to fall into tribal group outlooks.

[@Gyatso98]

As long as the Tegridy bs stops

[@goofybutserious4807]

I'm surprised they care about Cartman at all. That seriously baffles me.

[@goofybutserious4807]

@fnu "FrIeNd"

[@gageniedert4344]

@@goofybutserious4807 its a symbiotic relationship

[@vault6242]

@@gageniedert4344 Lmao

[@ButterWentDark]

David AdventTime21 Same, I would’ve stopped being friends with that son of a bitch a long time ago as I watch him beg to be friends with me again.

[@blomgrumthebossoftheriot4944]

Kokichi Ouma 王馬 i dont think you have friends other than your waifu pillow

[@garybrown2039]

It’s really incredible how nice Kyle is because of his decision to save Cartmen. Especially after everything he put Kyle through.

[@dnmstarsi]

Their friendship is... odd. But I guess it's part of Kyle's character.

[@hydrogendiamond5830]

There has been times were they seemed like genuine friends. Like when they tried to keep an old meme alive when Stan and Kenny abandoned it already.

[@melissag.3812]

Meanwhile cartman wouldn’t even give his kidney

[@TY-FU]

Because Kyle's a good person while Cartman is self exsorbed and unfair.

[@adamsmasher5234]

Well he doesn’t deserve to die because of it

[@TheFingledorf]

I know Matt and Trey have since apologized to Al for not believing him, but this remains of my most favorite episodes ever.

[@the36lessons11]

What that Man-Bear-Pig is real?

[@nick5422]

@@the36lessons11 yeah

[@elvinkoay1393]

@@the36lessons11 it's suppose to represent global warming. Something al gore fought against

[@the36lessons11]

@@elvinkoay1393 Weren't the ice caps supposed to have been melted in like 2014 by his estimate? I think ol' Al took everyone on a ride...but, Man-Bear-Pig is the true threat, goll!

[@jacobfromallstate4963]

@@the36lessons11 I'd rather listen to the scientists than the religious wackos

[@mattdag69]

The 2 dislikes are cartmans left and right buttcheeks from all that pain coming out.

[@jinkies1649]

What about the fifth?

[@mattdag69]

@@jinkies1649 cartman himself for being embarrassed eating shity beef and cheap plastic lol

[@racingfanz4762]

Now it is 80.

[@ChrisMclean7562]

The rest of the dislike come probably from the treasure pieces

[@thenerdyweeb4899]

Now it's 278. Probably of each item that hurt the worst

[@The1pokemaster1]

"I'm Super Cereal."

[@johnw5403]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maddalonefarms]

Like areusupercereal?

[@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291]

Serial as in serial killer.

[@isaiahwalking]

Why doesn't nobody take me cereal...

[@Smackattackk]

I always ask people when the say something "are you cereal??" and when they say yes I ask what kind and if they say some crap like raisin bran I slap them for not being cereal..

[@alfredtaitano540]

2:31 cartman learning the PAINFUL and hilarious truth about how much the treasure was worth.

[@AxisChurchDevotee]

That's what he gets for his avarice.

[@shinigamiphantom1391]

@@AxisChurchDevotee And stupidity. That treasure was clearly an attraction. There were pirate bones and even a sign above it.

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

​@@shinigamiphantom1391 And even if it was real he would lose it all to his hospital bills lol

[@freebird264]

Cartman is smart enough to craft an elaborate plot to trick Scott Tenorman into eating his own parents but can't realise what fake treasure looks like

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Un niño que pensó que el vello era valioso

[@dragonrider1736]

Serves him right

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

​@@dragonrider1736 This part kills me lol

[@JoshMcSwain]

There is such a thing as fool's gold for a reason

[@user-sh6yb2ck3d]

And make people think that Mitch Conner is real

[@renaldoking6]

Cartman crapped out fake treasure that was only worth $14.

[@xenogoku4599]

I'll still take it

[@TheOne_Zawan]

No shit

[@bluejay4214]

@@TheOne_Zawan HA. Shit.

[@hollownite6859]

Wow really ? Omg you watched the video ?!

[@gigitheskeleton6202]

He is gonna need a doctor

[@Snowaxe3D]

I so wanted him to say, Kid 1, Kid 2, Kid 3, and of course "The Fat One"

[@mr.classicragememerook96]

That would of been gold! (No pun intended)

[@vKarto86]

The biggest surprise here is the fact that Kenny survived!

[@155chipmunkz]

Cartman’s ass must have been bleeding though.

[@thatfoochepo2520]

Me trying to walk out the Sierra Madre with all 37 gold bars.

[@MrBadBoy2105]

This is proof of how selfish and self-centered Cartman is

[@hobbitfan8686]

And greedy too.

[@God-qh8vy]

He’s still easily my second favorite character

[@aarondeyoung6315]

God who’s your favorite

[@Misto_deVito6009]

Really? THIS does?

[@candygirl4958]

@@God-qh8vy hi

[@JohnsProdzTV]

Hearing them tell cartman it was just fake treasure will always be one of the funniest things in life

[@filmmisanthrope0657]

I love how the shit was so powerful it ripped the back of Cartman's pants.

[@LupeAlva-mi5gf]

EW 1:56

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Pee Yew 1:56

[@LupeAlva-mi5gf]

Pee You 1:56

[@LupeAlva-mi5gf]

P.U. 1:56

[@LupeAlva-mi5gf]

EW 1:56

[@Gui_GD]

Now its confirmed that eat golden coins,can cause a golden stomachache

[@tuckmanstudios]

Eating gold might just also give you a diamond kidney stone.

[@liamtuohy7355]

I laugh every time I rewatch this lmao Just that noise he makes at 01:56 when he first starts to crap is so hilarious

[@suckit5233]

Sounds like a diabetic on Metformin.

[@theboat2328]

Thank you so much for time stamping this

[@7MatthewJames]

Habaaaaaaaaa 💨

[@nickb6425]

It's that pained "AAHA" after the big one for me 😂

[@survivorofthecurse717]

For me, it's the awkward silence afterwards and Cartman's expressions

[@jordansdiary2132]

"Cartman! You have to swim- kick with your legs!" "I can't kick." "Yes you can!" "I CAn'T kIcK YoU JusT HavE tO sAvE me!" "I NEed your help!" "NO, YoU jUsT HaVe tO sAvE mE!"

[@aquafaceproductions1150]

The way he sounds tho. XD

[@matthewkincanon9674]

1:56 You can see pieces of Cartman's ripped pants

[@savagerage52]

nope that’s just shit lol 😭

[@brianaguilar8283]

@@savagerage52both

[@saphirawinters7028]

Dude....Did Cartman just crap treasure? 😂

[@PsychoChuckGreene]

The most funniest part of this episode is when they mentioned that the treasure was fake like a few minutes after Cartman discovered it

[@saphirawinters7028]

@@PsychoChuckGreene All in all I'd say that treasure is worth $14. 😂

[@jaygooese4242]

he sure did

[@hamstereatingbanana9840]

I was looking at comments when I saw your comment when Kyle said did cartman just crap treasure

[@sandraswan9008]

@@PsychoChuckGreene "most funniest"

[@branchyapple]

0:26 i like how stan is like only caring for Kyle lol

[@slushiefountain]

Yeah, because Cartman's fat ass is what would've caused his death if they didn't make it out alive

[@goregalore40]

**style shippers go insane**

[@Theducksterisback]

I like how his stomach actually gets smaller once he farts out the treasure. How do you ingest that much treasure with just some water

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

The Duck Me too it's so funny and I bet he would've destroyed the toilet if he got to one lol

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

1:56 this scene was absolute gold

[@Kyiverdam]

Pun intended?

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

​@@Kyiverdam Yes.

[@swaggerdagger8976]

Oh yeah, I 'Member this. Even how at the end all the treasure was fake.

[@marcgallo9847]

Yea I member.

[@CptBlack_]

Ohhhhhh I member

[@pennjets]

I member!

[@mikenoordhof764]

I 'Member that.

[@izzye-scopeexplosivobrainz414]

I memeber too

[@AlexG-jk8tc]

A kid crapping treasure is nothing to laugh about...it's super cereal as a matter of fact. 👦🐻🐷

[@Patrick-sg7cm]

Just as cereal as Mambearpig being real

[@Patrick-sg7cm]

Cartman could have at least shared his fake treasure with his friends, since they did save his life.

[@Wastelander1972]

Can we all pause and talk for just a second about the fact that Cartman crapped with such force that it shredded and tore out the entire seat of his pants?

[@beastwarsFTW]

That mound was bigger them him.

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

​@@beastwarsFTW Bet he would've destroyed the toilet

[@goliathgar4985]

And maybe his entire hole

[@lejdcool1]

The two most impressive things about this scene. -kenny got out alive -kyle still thinks of cartman as his friend

[@maxoverridemax]

1:51 Bean burrito Tuesday.😂

[@thescottishkarter6151]

Kyle's deadpan delivery is what kills me laughing every time.

[@bigboy8421]

I just noticed, when it comes flying out you can hear the plastics sound, not metal sounds. Good follow through

[@Astrodavv]

Kyle:Cartman… you’ve got to swim,kick with your legs Cartman:I can’t keck Kyle:yes you can Cartman:I can’t keck you just have to save meh! Kyle:I need your help! Cartman:no,you just have to save meh! 😂😂😂 I die of laughter anytime I hear this

[@TheDeldiz]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Kenny made it out of the cave alive?

[@rafe7625]

They stopped killing him so often because they just got annoyed of figuring ways in which to kill him each episode. Heck, that's why they killed him off in the first place. He was only brought back because of fan demand

[@TheDeldiz]

@@rafe7625 Either way, I consider this a win for him.

[@EvelynL.1112]

​@@TheDeldizPoor Kenny deserves better anyways.

[@LITTLE1994]

I know right. When I was saw this episode when it was new, I was hoping he wouldn't die, thank god he didn't.

[@idaniluz652]

Cartman is really cereal when it comes to him being rich

[@starlinyn9292]

He has been rich though

[@anthonyfranco88]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life 🤣 The pained screams, the long continuous flow of wet fart sounds, his body vibrating with each release, the little turds preceding the gold.. this whole episode is Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Imperfexpeach96]

I laughed so hard the first time when Cartman crapped the fake treasure 😂😂😂

[@TCWRebelsResistanceWords]

Everyone’s faces, especially Cartman’s, from 2:00 to 2:10, are so freaking hysterical! I lose it EVERY TIME I watch this scene

[@IamTechNerd]

2:50 is better

[@LegoReader12345hello]

3:01 I like how Kyle stares at the trophy

[@juliettgray62]

Me:guys your okay you had me worried sick *voice breaking* don't you ever do that again *crying* Stan:hey it's okay d-don't cry

[@yummyhotsaucefilledcrunchytaco]

​@@juliettgray62 shut up

[@maxxtrotter9591]

Kyle: Next time we’re trapped in a cave, you’re on your own, Cartman.

[@bossshun9]

After that, I wouldn't blame him at all.

[@juliettgray62]

@@bossshun9 they had me worried sick

[@brokensoul8390]

Cartman should've just stayed there

[@juliettgray62]

@@brokensoul8390 me:guys your okay you had me worried sick *crying* Stan:it's okay d-don't cry

[@andrewthompson5166]

If cartman hadn’t eat the treasure kyle would had been drowning poor thing

[@darylcastillo1439]

2:56 "Excelsior!" Cartman: "Egh!" **farts out a trophy** Genius comedic timing! 🤣

[@goofybutserious4807]

1:20 That was very satisfying and savage.

[@nickb6425]

Agreed

[@pihlajafox]

I don't know what kinda of person that politician was irl, but boy do I hate his south park character. It's surprising how unlikable characters Matt and Trey are able to make...

[@hckingking]

@@pihlajafox Al gore is a real person.

[@goregalore40]

1:22

[@job489]

1:42 - 1:44 Now that's shocking, Kyle said that Cartman was their friend.

[@hanabelay1558]

Yes

[@GardenPIant]

Well he is

[@job489]

@@GardenPIant This was Season 10, which was three seasons after Kyle said Cartman wasn't his friend in the Casa Bonita episode.

[@GardenPIant]

@@job489 well yes, you can say many things and still not mean it, right? I think kyle genuinely cares about cartman, just not showing it because of how they repeatedly pick on eachother. Im sure deep down, they both care, besides, they all hang out with eachother

[@Brainbuster]

0:55 "Kid 1, Kid 2, Kid 3, and of course, Kid 4."

[@goregalore40]

I remember how Kid 1 used to laugh and play. And how kid 2 was always there when I needed him-

[@erichinkle7891]

I like the fact he actually shits before the treasure flys out. That’s great attention to detail lmao

[@tiffany7023]

0:20 Everybody has at least one friend like this. 😂😂

[@jonathangross2905]

I don’t :(

[@tiffany7023]

@@jonathangross2905 Consider yourself lucky. I cut ties with my self absorbed, and immature friends. I have .5 friends left.

[@goregalore40]

@@tiffany7023how do you have less then 1 friend, but more than 0 friends?

[@tiffany7023]

@@goregalore40 Acquaintances

[@goregalore40]

@@tiffany7023oh that makes sense

[@matthewball9245]

1:22 Stan is the new Cartman.

[@blueblur1991]

"Roses are red" "Violets are blue" "If it's a South Park video" "I'll give it a view"

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

Except any video from Splatty Tomato

[@juliettgray62]

@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 roses are red Violets are blue They had me worried sick How about you

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

@@juliettgray62 Roses are red Violets are blue You heard what I said and fuck you

[@maggiegray2916]

@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 Craig:no no no *bleeps* you

[@J4CK50N.]

1:55 Imagine what it felt like coming out!!!

[@matthewtankersley6134]

Probably like a kidney stone avalanche

[@Gabriss32]

Yes, I don't want to eat treasure and take a crap treasure.

[@hanabelay1558]

Like cart man

[@shinigamiphantom1391]

It's dangerous to swallow this much coins.

[@NoBullshit]

Whens the new season? CANT WAIT

[@manoftruth0935]

Is KZbin delaying your uploads?

[@jwaj]

Bro wtf is your channel

[@tropicalkitty1119]

No B.S., Oh my god, I’m one of your subscribers! I’m surprised to find you in the comment section! 😃👏🏻🖖🏻 (Edit) I don’t know when the new season’s out, they said July 8, but that’s not true. If it was, I would’ve seen it already.

[@alphariusomegon3965]

I watch your channel

[@boody-fg4hb]

Eww shit head

[@dustinsatterfield5094]

From that day on Cartman would forever be known as the boy who shat Gold

[@roaropgard8575]

Kyle:Dude did Cartman just crap treasure?? Lmao never gets old,🤣

[@kennymccormick9497]

The look on Cartman’s face when he screwed up is just priceless XD

[@milkphobic]

I think because he ate treasure and crap treasure

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

​@@milkphobic It's so funny when he poops it out lol

[@tvang991]

He's 8, smarter than most of the adults combined, but he still couldn't tell the treasures are fake after touching them? Come ON Cartman.

[@mdaddy775]

When the boys are trapped in the cave, they really look out for each other and put their bickering aside. Love that!

[@CaryArchitects]

I love how cartman shrinks as he craps treasure

[@spzaruba5089]

Just Cartman talking out of his butt again.

[@briannafrank7911]

@Eric Cartman no he is right

[@155chipmunkz]

Hahaha

[@skyfaller3d417]

1:23 one of the best Stan rage moments ^^

[@harrisonbetker2271]

I honestly blame Stan, since al gore is just another one of those whack jobs who feel the need to force their beliefs on us.

[@iPhoneOfAndy]

1:46 Eric: no l am fine l just need a get home and rest l just need to get in the toilet see you guys 🤣

[@goregalore40]

Stan: Cartman, seriously you need to see a doctor!

[@emboarepic]

2:36 They look very angry

[@eduardor-o4884]

I'm glad he got what was coming to him for being so greedy.

[@UKDrivingTest]

"Oh my god, they killed kid 4" ...... "You bastards" Surprised they did not use that gag.

[@LITTLE1994]

1:54 What you're looking for. "Haba...HABAAAAAAAA...!!" LOL

[@lorenfranz3173]

I don't know why I keep rewatching Cartman crapping out treasure, but the imagery is just too funny. I'm sure there's a metaphor in here somewhere, but I can't quite place it.

[@stephenya1022]

You gotta love South Park

[@leinadalan]

That's nothing, hes crapped out a whole amusement park before.

[@mrbeeoutdoors3213]

The animation is hilarious as cartman craps the main bulk of the treasure he gets less fat 😂

[@kitsune5352]

I love how he just deflated when he craps out the treasure 1:56

[@155chipmunkz]

At least he lost weight lmao.

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

​@@155chipmunkz I can imagine him in the hospital in so much pain than normal lol

[@rr-angels]

that silence after he crapped out the fake gold, everyone looking at him and the gold and no one is saying a word. xDD and wtf that chalice at the end. xD

[@laughstox3773]

0:12 Kyle caring about cartman

[@goregalore40]

Kyle trying to help Cartman

[@tinker.belle.501.]

When Cartman shits treasure, that is so freaking hilarious.

[@jm-nv5bl]

This was fucking hilarious eric is such greedy selfish bastard 🤣

[@luvpumba]

I remember the first time I saw this scene.. I passed OUT from laughing so hard. Rip me.

[@kevinhixson1586]

1:56 lord I ain't ever seen britches take a whoopin like that.

[@155chipmunkz]

“HAAAAAAAA! 💨 💩”

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

Why isn’t this the top comment 😹😹😹

[@giles852002]

I swear I nearly died laughing when all that treasure shot out of Cartman’s ass. 😂

[@ianmetcalfe7389]

That last piece of treasure must have made the rest feel like silk 😂

[@vladimir-savage72]

I just lose at the end when Cartman craps out the last bit of that fake treasure 😂

[@GalenNight]

1:56 2:33 2:42 How it feels to eat Taco Bell

[@tuckmanstudios]

Just imagine if it was golden tacos

[@goliathgar4985]

2:38 2:42 surprised he's not pooping blood with that fake treasure

[@mohammedalshalabi3122]

“You’ll just have to save me”

[@Mark_fic_writer]

Credits roll and you hear Cartman STILL grunting in pain as he continues to crap out fake treasure.

[@jamarihernandez7117]

Idk why but Stan was so wholesome to me in this episode

[@dnmstarsi]

He tried to be nice to Al and felt bad for him. He wanted to do good but Al, in his quest to defeat ManBearPig, almost got them killed.

[@nytrix5346]

@@dnmstarsi manbearpig was real though

[@dnmstarsi]

@@nytrix5346 Yes but he didn't show up in that episode and Gore's actions were a more "ends justifies the means expect not giving much of a shit about the ends who felt bad for him".

[@horrorsans3676]

after this episode o really enjoyed beating Al gore in stick of truth, fuck him.

[@christopherfreitas-leonard7099]

That scene made me laugh, even when I think about it I couldn’t stop chuckling. 🤣

[@bullseyebob4160]

You could say Cartman is the butt of this treasure quality joke.

[@FuryanJedi13]

Ok, that was cheesy, but still pretty clever. :)

[@AP-mf4fz]

2:00 makes me lose it every time

[@matthewadair4507]

I feel so sorry Cartman... NOT

[@xchrono8811]

The look on everyone’s faces just completes this 🤣

[@Phoenixesper1]

"That looks like our fake treasure...." I LOST IT! I FUCKING LOST IT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!

[@TheRManProds]

THIS WAS SO HILARIOUS!

[@155chipmunkz]

Especially when Cartman stared at the men after he pooped.

[@nickb6425]

@@155chipmunkz I love how after all that that must've hurt like a BITCH, he still wants to claim and fight for it 😆😆