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@OmarionYoutuber4 жыл бұрын
OH HELLO THERE
@SMH-Animates-Official4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@AyaanKhan-jb7yo4 жыл бұрын
Hello
@mgmstudioserviceskajang66994 жыл бұрын
South Park Season 24 Coming To September 2020 New Episode Promo I Can't Wait!
@emranghazi244 жыл бұрын
South Park Season 24 Coming To September 2020 New Episode Promo! Stan x Wendy Back Together!!!
@galaasaan4 жыл бұрын
we need to admit .... Eric knows how to do his job
@job4894 жыл бұрын
Of course. This is the same kid who got Scott Tenorman's parents killed, hacked the bodies, made into chili, then fed Scott all because Scott scammed Cartman into buying pubes for $10, tricked Cartman to give $6.12 more, tricked Cartman again that a pube fair existed, burned the $16.12, and showed a continuous loop of Cartman singing "I'm A Little Piggy" to all the kids in town.
@RammyTheBreadKing4 жыл бұрын
Ngl I have a crush on Mina ashido
@BlisterKitten4 жыл бұрын
Oh really? The only thing he discussed was luring people away and smearing shit on walls.
@ksi43054 жыл бұрын
That’s right guys
@RammyTheBreadKing4 жыл бұрын
@@ksi4305 I can do a really good impression of you
@jfjsas074 жыл бұрын
The worst thing about Cartman's "killing of the guy's parents and feeding their pieces" idea is that he had shown very well that he really means it
@tropi_girl35564 жыл бұрын
But it was the best thing
@levievans29644 жыл бұрын
oh. my. god we get it, you saw the scott tenorman episode
@ilikespaghetti21704 жыл бұрын
its a really neat idea wonder why serial killers dont do it
@banterlona81664 жыл бұрын
no i think the worst part was when he killed the parents and fed it to there son
@banterlona81664 жыл бұрын
@@levievans2964 lmao fr. every episode someone has to mention this. it so annoying we already, know eric is a devil goddamn
@DAS_k1ishEe4 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this is, that cartman's shit actually works.
@alexware19014 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Roman Thats the real link kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXnKZoaAjrd7d5I
@catcherintherye64794 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Roman lame
@catcherintherye64794 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Roman Ha ! you damn Internet didn't get me this time !
@Mr.Hollowpockets4 жыл бұрын
Cartman shouldve cut butters parants into little pieces and feed them to a dog. They deserve it more
@deceasedbrandon89153 жыл бұрын
dude somethings wrong with me bc i fell for all of these lol
@InfectedChris4 жыл бұрын
"I am a professional, sah!"
@jessetorres87384 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Cartman didn't continue this business as it was actually 1 that could have been very successful compared to some other schemes he's had over the years.
@Eric.T.Cartman4 жыл бұрын
You are heavily underestimating me Jesse!
@FoxDyed274 жыл бұрын
@@Eric.T.Cartman why is it that you copied your scott tenorman idea and slightly less extreme.
@samlerf4 жыл бұрын
Hello, nice to meet you outside of politics
@katsumithewise4 жыл бұрын
o.o and that my friend is exactly why he didnt cont. the business XD because as much as cartman wants to make that million bucks, his mission in life is constantly build companies that fail XD so he can build his fortune later on, on the tears of his investors
@razkable4 жыл бұрын
i love the ending...i do what I want
@JMAR_GAMES4 жыл бұрын
“My Future Self ‘n’ Me” is an awesome episode. Butters really got himself into some deep dookie.
@Lost_idiot2234 жыл бұрын
Whoa dude! Watch the language! Shit is fine but dookie?
@fireflocs4 жыл бұрын
The best part is that the illustration of parents being killed shows Stan's parents specifically.
@pex3204 жыл бұрын
Butters: so how do we get to poo of the walls Cartman: ooh, that’s a different company
@sentaukrai3 жыл бұрын
That he owns, but pretends he doesnt.
@nikobellic25153 жыл бұрын
“Poop Smearing it the hot ticket right now, Stan. And have you seen the poop swatches?” Nobody delivers a line better than Eric Cartman
@unbreakableunion4 жыл бұрын
I want to see Kyle and Butters hang out just the two of them.
@gamerepic47604 жыл бұрын
Or Stan and butters
@unbreakableunion4 жыл бұрын
@@gamerepic4760 This is Stan and Butters ep together.
@teneesh33764 жыл бұрын
Watch the Awesome O episode. That episode is just those two hanging out
@kevinbell56744 жыл бұрын
Nah, I get the impression Butters doesn't care much for Kyle.
@asadhollow64774 жыл бұрын
@@kevinbell5674 you got the fucking wrong impression moron do you ever even watched the show
@dipu53524 жыл бұрын
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free” -some clown
@thekingshussar18084 жыл бұрын
Marketing genius*
@g0bas5353 жыл бұрын
well yeah, I mean if you were the best at building NASA grade technology wouldn't you do it with a hefty price?
@trynagitgud76344 жыл бұрын
I just love the way Cartman says "Have you seen the poop swatches?"
@kkn_d71944 жыл бұрын
Cartman = multilingual, professional business man, interpreter, salesman, professional entrepreneur,
@herbivorethecarnivore84474 жыл бұрын
I love these rare bits of Cartman being logical and socially decent.
@ComicalRealm4 жыл бұрын
It's not a South Park episode if it doesn't have some form of poop involved in it
Who would know in the future Randy would end up owning a marijuana farm.
@lilnade90964 жыл бұрын
And cause the COVID pandemic
@bmag09_654 жыл бұрын
@@lilnade9096 oh yeah..
@NexusDarkworld3384 жыл бұрын
I did, but I traveled back in time to avoid the second civil war.. ;) You'll find out shortly, while I go further back.
@Calcearius4 жыл бұрын
I mean the odds were pretty high after medicinal fried chicken.
@GOLDWING-x1b3 жыл бұрын
@@lilnade9096 and f*ck a bat and pangolin
@goldinthefurnace4 жыл бұрын
" And then smear all the walls... With poop" that pause makes me lol Everytime
@OceanHedgehog4 жыл бұрын
Each pamphlet does show the relevant characters. Butters' one shows Butters and Cartman, Stan's shows Stan and Cartman, and the parent one shows Randy and Linda. Cartman put a lot of work into his promotional materials - a separate set for each kid in South Park.
@buttersstotch48574 жыл бұрын
Eric did a fantastic job helping me teach my parents a lesson!
@xSuperiorManx4 жыл бұрын
Which brown did you choose?
@buttersstotch48574 жыл бұрын
@@xSuperiorManx Well we used some baby green in the living room, nut n' crunch in my parents bedroom, and I went with a nice blend of classic brown and pepto black in the kitchen
@courtneycherry1134 жыл бұрын
@@buttersstotch4857 awe butters ❤
@buttersstotch48574 жыл бұрын
@@courtneycherry113 Hi Courtney!
@Its_Charlie_Young3 жыл бұрын
@@buttersstotch4857 *BUTTERS! WHAT WERE YOU TOLD ABOUT SMEARING POO ON WALLS.! YOU...ARE...* *VERY DISGUSTING!* Oh, and you're grounded, too.
@madnessbydesignVria4 жыл бұрын
"Have you seen the poop swatches?" has been used in my house so many times - and will be again... :)
@officialbrdillin4 жыл бұрын
I AM A PROFESSIONAL SIRRR!!! 😂😂
@L_E_L_0_U_P4 жыл бұрын
Wow.. you can really hear the tolerance in Sharon's voice before Randy went on the rails..
@100tface3 жыл бұрын
'Well this is nice, how about this?' Proceeds to explain to Stan how he'd essentially murder his parents 🤣
@halfblooddutchprince8 ай бұрын
My dad is a painter, and he lost it when he saw the poop swatches.
@Khonnell664 жыл бұрын
Say what you want, but Cartman has proven time and time again that he can succeed at almost anything he puts his mind to.
@Maria-mk3uj3 жыл бұрын
“You don’t know what you’re doing.” He does Stan and your face says it all when you saw it worked on Butter’s. It only cost poops and not an arm but that dinner scene is one of my favorite clips in SP.
@branchyapple3 жыл бұрын
1:42 First time a south park character with fingers showed
@davebellamy48673 жыл бұрын
1:09 Nut 'n' crunch! 1:15 Butters farted!🤣
@La-familia-de-Fazio4 жыл бұрын
"Nut-n-Corn crunch" damnnnnn! 😂🤣😂
@touchm33 жыл бұрын
Went from smearing poop to killing them and feeding them to dogs real quick
@shadzgohan14744 жыл бұрын
South Park: What Type Of Revenge Is Best For You Me: " REVENGE OF THE SITH "!!!!!
@neonspec4 жыл бұрын
"REVENGE OF THE SHIT"
@Tadpole_Plyrr24 жыл бұрын
“I want something more extreme” “How about we lore them away from the house and kill them? We’ll cut them up into little pieces and feed them to a dog.” “DUDE” “Extremeenoughforyouhow’sWednesday?” 😂 he said it so fast
@toddpinkstonisgod3 жыл бұрын
I love that exchange, haha! 😂 The casualness in the way the Cartman talks about killing Stan’s parents by having them torn apart by dogs, lol
@Scorponox934 ай бұрын
cartman has 2 moods: obnoxious and unsanitary... and gleefully murderous.
@Drixenol864 жыл бұрын
Did he say “Ultra Liberal”?
@MrRandomPenguins4 жыл бұрын
ironic considering now a days that's conservatives
@geminiman77914 жыл бұрын
@@MrRandomPenguins Not really, I mean tobacco makes sense to be demonized by either side but conservatives don't really care about pot laws anymore it's just the old farts who refuse it for now
@juanrubio61324 жыл бұрын
@@MrRandomPenguins conservatives are now more open to shit than liberals. The new liberals are basically the conservatives of the 90's.
@giggitygoo21814 жыл бұрын
Juan Rubio Bullshit, they're not open to the LGBT community or immigrants and Republicans are still demonizing and criminalizing marijuana like Boomer tradcons
@アリス-h9t4 жыл бұрын
@@juanrubio6132 i wouldn't go THAT far. They're not open to wearing masks during a pandemic, abortions, immigrants, gay marriage etc. And all those things aren't even far left, it's the bare minimum of being a decent human being
@superdaveozy78634 жыл бұрын
Seeing how casually Eric talks about cutting up Stan's parents and feeding them to a dog, makes you wander if he had experience...
@schattentaenzerin4 жыл бұрын
Is this service still available? My brother in law's house could use some redecorating...
@boosteddaily12944 жыл бұрын
" Nut and corn crunch " LOOOOOOL
@jamesglamstar69463 жыл бұрын
At least he doesn’t digest feeding the parents to one another
@WildBillCox133 жыл бұрын
Best revenge ever . . . the "pubes" kid. This is why our most highly motivated need sent to Mars . . . with a joke book and a tank full of Gator aid.
@relativedarkness28084 жыл бұрын
Cartman's revenge plan with cutting stan's parents reminds me of something similar.
@Sparklywonderfun3 жыл бұрын
NUT N CORN CRUNCH 🤦🏼♀️🤣
@acidicali77764 жыл бұрын
Randy sure did a 180 with his stance on weed
@goldinthefurnace4 жыл бұрын
1:18 studders to remember his long time friends name 😁🤣
@Siptom3694 жыл бұрын
Well you had it coming for asking cartman. He once killed his own father and then served him as food to another boy
@whestleyjerom36564 жыл бұрын
If you want to take revenge on your parents or someone else, always contact Cartman, he knows best what to do XD
@brickspace86174 жыл бұрын
This looks a lot more like actual paper cutouts than the new seasons.
@calebkuti78974 жыл бұрын
Well. They DO have the equipment to make DreamWorks tier animation
@techied4 жыл бұрын
It's rendered in 3D now. Makes a big difference.
@saulgoodman6124 жыл бұрын
@@techied It was rendered in 3d (using Maya) in this episode's season too. Frankly even here it doesn't look much like cutouts either, you dont get that shadowing between objects/cutouts that the first season had, guessing the studio thought they were too distracting?
@techied4 жыл бұрын
@@saulgoodman612 I never said this wasn't rendered in 3d...
@saulgoodman6124 жыл бұрын
@@techied Just assumed you were implying it, since the og comment was about how different this looks to newer seasons, and you mentioned how "its rendered in 3D *now*. Makes a big difference" like thats the reason why it looks different.
@SkirmisherKal4 жыл бұрын
I've never noticed before how Stans revenge plan is labeled TK-421. Nice little Star Wars reference there.
@vm95224 жыл бұрын
"Extreme enough for you? How's Wednesday?"
@Riley_Mundt4 жыл бұрын
I like the "Scott Tenerman" Package.
@picklesan7722 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if companies like MotivationCorp actually exist...
@YogsenForfoth6 ай бұрын
“I AM A PROFESSIONAL, SAH!!” 😂
@einfachnurleo70993 жыл бұрын
Children and drugs... Says the future drug farmer 🤣
@HasekuraIsuna4 жыл бұрын
I lose it when he presents the swatches everytime. So professional, yet so childish!
@ryandevan279311 ай бұрын
He is a professional child!
@S30Uploads6 ай бұрын
Nut n corn crunch ftw
@BeczaBot4 жыл бұрын
If Watchmojo were a client, they would have gone for the ‘kill the parents and chop them up’ revenge plan.
@fumpaumpa24873 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that butters and Eric are the most economic and business savvy kids on this show
@jamarihernandez71174 жыл бұрын
*Revenge Party Intensifies*
@ziahamm1603 Жыл бұрын
I AM A PROFESSIONAL SIR!! 😂 😆
@Suchwerewolf Жыл бұрын
This is probably my favourite scene in all of SouthPark
@freedinner88610 ай бұрын
lmao i kno .... why is it so funny
@bunkerzero3 жыл бұрын
One of Cartman's possible futures!
@phillipbonner52154 жыл бұрын
Eric does know Revenge very well
@Bob-jn1fx Жыл бұрын
Butters After they get pissed off how do we get the s*** off the walls. Cartman oh that's a different company 😂😂😂
@Panosole4 жыл бұрын
can't wait for South Park Season 24......
@TWIXTIMA04 жыл бұрын
I Just wanted drunk Randy marsh.
@mackgilbertson74364 жыл бұрын
When does the first episode come out?
@patheticrazor4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for saying that but looking at season 22 and 23 it's low chance that they can make everything great (it's my personal opinion)
@slipknotter3 жыл бұрын
after all that has happened in the world I hope it's better than the last seasons we've been getting.
@liamgelissen30054 жыл бұрын
NUT N CORN CRUNCH
@blakedavis24474 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ Stan don’t ever tell Cartman one of his schemes isn’t extreme enough
@emperortrevornorton31194 жыл бұрын
Stan Butters and Cartman are comedy gold
@theverybadsniper69104 жыл бұрын
eric will not hesitate to kill someone
@Tygafttf3 жыл бұрын
Cartman is probs the only person to have poop swatches
@beachjustcallmebleach48374 жыл бұрын
Like what would Stan Expect really? Because Cartman literally killed Scott Tenorman’s Parents-
@gmont283 жыл бұрын
Cartman is a professional at revenge!
@WHITELIONNYC4 жыл бұрын
My first idea...that's why we have these consultations... That line and delivery so SMOOTH!!! 💪🏻🥲🇺🇲🥲🇺🇲🥲🇺🇲🥲🇺🇲🥲🇺🇲🥲👍🏻
@swapnilchaudhary29443 жыл бұрын
He's best businesses man in Southpark
@CCJ8794 жыл бұрын
2:00 "Captioning made possible by COmedy central poop smearing is the hot ticket"
@BluntMaster50003 жыл бұрын
I like to think that the poop swatches are scratch and sniff.
@k4allen2 жыл бұрын
I am a professional, shah!
@sstaners12343 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing the drugs funded terrorism commercials. It was like seeing Cartman’s poop splotches.
@magnedeusfenrir95824 жыл бұрын
Imagine coming home from work one day and seeing your walls covered in green shit.
@bdaddy82714 жыл бұрын
Thing with the poop joke Eric was trying so hard for them to do that went over everyones head is that some kids if they do not feel heard or feel like they have no control over there life will cry for help by throwing, playing, or covering wall in poop as a means to have some radical since of what they can control.
@TBK79134 жыл бұрын
The fact randy starts selling Marijuana is ironic
@xenofett7008 Жыл бұрын
Nut & corn crunch!😂
@kakuarora30153 жыл бұрын
Oh Man!!! 😂🤣🤣 I am 100 % satisfied by watching all South Park videos, ❤ u all 👍
@dylancurrall94203 жыл бұрын
I laughed when I remembered later on randy forced weed on his family
@denniswilkerson55364 жыл бұрын
“Nut n’ Corn Crunch”
@RapFanatic4ever Жыл бұрын
This should be in the WatchMojo list of the top 10 Eric Cartman Plans That Actually Worked
@BrokenEyes004 жыл бұрын
Getting parents who act like children to admit that they are wrong is to forget they never grew up in the first place.
@rvpps4 жыл бұрын
Sharon’s voice actor is different
@TheSynking3 жыл бұрын
Eliza Schneider
@kvbk3 жыл бұрын
I trust eric's words much than my heart
@morrigankasa5703 жыл бұрын
Cartman is the best character ever!
@zLxtoa3 жыл бұрын
2:14 lmao
@cheezoncrack14 жыл бұрын
That 9/11 pot poster is something else lmfao
@ShadowDurza4 жыл бұрын
The only revenge worth pursuing is the kind that's ironic and emotionally scarring.
@vishalduggal503 жыл бұрын
Wow Randy is trying avoid Stan on doing drugs/weed, is it ironic he has a weed farm lol?
@dnmstarsi2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but at the same time, it's more of a "I don't want you to be as messed up as I am" thing. Also he was really stoned to have that kind of mindset we see today. LMAO
@williamsampson44603 жыл бұрын
ha ha, pause at 0:23 and count the number of second hand smoke deaths this year!!!
@hihunter77 ай бұрын
Haha blaming 9/11 on pot
@shadowc1ph3r554 жыл бұрын
"Well you know what us ultra liberals say, when it comes to drugs and children, lies are always okay." This aged so well. 😂
@ninjaranchan64632 жыл бұрын
Yes it did. It's scary too.
@Dr.Mortis7 ай бұрын
@@ninjaranchan6463 True.
@danalyze3 ай бұрын
Have u seen the poop swatches?😮
@xXBadCompanyEliteXx4 жыл бұрын
Well that escalated very fast lmfao
@nnlp58544 жыл бұрын
cart man never fooling,he always meant business.
@khinlop4 жыл бұрын
Just realised that Cartman had premade the picture of killing Stan's parents even before he knew Stan would come to him. Pretty creepy.
@NoLanConnection4 жыл бұрын
They scheduled the consultation over the phone before coming.