Soviet Army Soldiers Dance To Meshuggah

Soviet Army Soldiers show us how to dance to Meshuggah with their track "Straws Pulled At Random".
Original video credits go to www.dancilla.com

[@SpecTreXn]

0:27 open up this fucking pit!

[@Chicken793]

lmfao best fucking comment ever!!!

[@burningslayer]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT LOL.

[@lemniscatusofficial]

more like... Beyblade let it rip

[@endoplasmicreticulum8357]

I pounded my shoe on the table over how good this comment is

[@unreleasedloveletter]

2:25 open that shit up again! 😂😂

[@ghostgate82]

If the Cold War would have been decided by dancing, the US would have been fucked...

[@ghostgate82]

acidbath32 I wish all wars were fought with dancing.

[@toxendon]

Omni Codex Almost reaching a 10-streak on seeing you on random videos, fellow internet traveler.

[@ghostgate82]

Eratosthenes Greetings fellow peruser of dank KZbin vids. Long time no see.

[@Brandon-bl8ko]

we would have needed more black ppl on our side for sure

[@LeelooMinai]

Doubt it - more likely nowadays in US Fred Astaire would be an example of a person who lacks skills in that department:)

[@michaelsmith8836]

Bro I watch this like once a week just to see helicopter guy open the pit up

[@jamesdavis2962]

As it just so happens, it might just happen

[@RussianAssassin100]

Do you still watch it weekly? If not - I can carry the mantle for you from now on

[@karnagefails333]

​@@RussianAssassin100 I gotchu bro 😭

[@INFERIORMARCH]

😂😂😂😂

[@jaype331]

Hes gone lol

[@dustinchalcom]

0:30 open this motherfuckin pit up!!

[@carloschaves2437]

I instantly thought that.

[@ReinventingTheSteve]

\m/ 😂 \m/

[@LANGI902]

Funniest I have laughed in a long time 🤣🤣🤣

[@INFERIORMARCH]

😂😂😂😂

[@Arnyssssss]

0:55 when you're playing fps and the mouse sensitivity is set to max

[@joshstanton267]

3567 no scope

[@TryppiDnB]

Best comment I've seen in a really long time

[@erkoles]

Hahahahahahha

[@faceyourdemons1567]

Golden comment

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Hackers be like...

[@petergandenberger8154]

"I'm only gonna have one drink, guys" *4 hours later*

[@Sekhubara]

Peter Gandenberger LMAO!

[@forbidding9458]

Said no Red Army soldier ever.

[@INFERIORMARCH]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sauron930]

The event organizer: "Remember guys, no kicking in the mosh pit!" Hardcore fans at the first breakdown: 2:25

[@fabril2673]

Based pfp

[@SeekandDestroy2100]

I want this kind of moshpit at metal concerts

[@gorlagOv]

Just go to Russia.

[@Jobo_Film]

@Mr. Rich B.O.B Only leg pain lmao

[@1994KAB]

Everybody with perfect syncro

[@VHDT10]

That's pretty much what the kids are doing at metal concerts these days🤣

[@tartanhandbag]

Make it happen. I learnt how to do the Charleston so I could bash it out at DnB raves (about the same BPM). Follow your dream bro

[@liddovoid]

1:22 im doing that at the next mosh pit i encounter

[@mpmqbi]

I'm doing 0:28

[@charleswindsor7835]

Get Schwifty i believe its called the defecating turtle

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

0:29 I'm doing that

[@SOGNAMETAL]

Thanks for the laugh motherfuckers I'm dying here at 6am

[@gandalfczarny2289]

0:54 and I'm doing that

[@tophholland]

No doubt the Germans lost to them. Look at those sick moves.

[@odiousbliss5715]

🤣

[@maximwinner5326]

1:21

[@MainAgent]

@Richard Horrocks Fuck, man, are you seriously regard the millions of civilian casualties as combat loses? The war was fought in the territory of the SU about four years, and regardless of the point of view of history and politics, there were so many deaths from hunger, disease and lack of medical care. Let me guess, are you from the USA? P.S. Messhuggah is top!

[@MainAgent]

@Richard Horrocks mm, nice logic. So you prefer to blame the country that was attacked and captured the large part of territory that it did not ensure the civil rights there? I suppose you also have questions for Churchill government about the Nazi plane bombings?

[@MainAgent]

@Richard Horrocks I am not a fan of Stalin, far from it, but there was hardly a choice to fight or not. In Russia, it is not customary to view this war as an "ordinary" war for political influence or territory. Could there be some other scenario? Now it is already impossible to predict, and the amount of historical speculation on this topic is enormous. In any case, all this is very tragic, here I completely agree with you. Perhaps someday the time will come when the very concept of "war" will become a thing of the past. Well, except that in the form of such dance battles, as someone wrote below.

[@kallemattila5870]

1:09 Those steps are a perfect visual representation of what that guitar riff sounds like

[@robertfox4114]

Those steps look abnormal, like they are from cartoon animation or something.

[@whatTheFup]

thats how we all should walk when this song is on

[@steelmartins8746]

​@@whatTheFup🤣🤣

[@jsmeezzie7]

1:56 brutal!

[@michaelsi6770]

1:21 this moment explains the meaning of life

[@russianconservative]

I need exorcist

[@Pattinson1004]

@@russianconservative 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SparkHoundCam]

I mean, they have a scissor kicking accordion player. That on its own is metal af

[@k.c.lejeune6613]

Cameron Mahar I agree! That guy was sick!

[@al145]

My one friend used to be able to do those back in the day. Now we're all old and tired.

[@robertfox4114]

Aren't those called aerials?

[@kishascape]

@@robertfox4114 nah you’re thinking System of a Down.

[@kishascape]

Did they modify that accordion or something? I never seen someone stretch one that far apart before.

[@kevin93882]

2:26 absolutely perfect timing with drums

[@hackshadows]

0:27 - 0:37 is absolutely perfect.

[@LANGI902]

Had me in tears 🤣

[@samgquinlan]

The riff kick-in at 0:29 and the jump to introduce Jens at 0:42 are probably the best synching I've ever seen 😂😂😂

[@nodcarillol.6550]

Lets Open this fucking pit. Lol

[@sergeysoprunovvv9656]

Like a chainsaw :D

[@jeffreydean5112]

Imagine doing that in an actual pit lol geez

[@al145]

My knees hurt just from watching this

[@kishascape]

How to blow out your kneecaps lmao

[@dylanrobson1999]

who needs guns when you can bust these moves out

[@joshstanton267]

some say that this is the Spetznaz ultimate ability. the wumbo combo.

[@aaronwilson1666]

The Russians... cause they’re getting whooped right now...

[@linusfotograf]

My knees would be fucked in 5 sec.

[@Machop2388]

Best how to dance meshuggah yet. Fuck it, I'm gonna learn this routine for the next time I see them.

[@robertfox4114]

Have you managed to learn the moves yet?

[@Pattinson1004]

How is your knee?

[@goffyg9477]

1:22 crabcore old skool version

[@robertfox4114]

ArmadilloCore

[@cwizzyee]

1:22 WTF hahahahaha

[@LoganCovers91]

***** lmao

[@SOGNAMETAL]

It's called the defecating turtle

[@horseradish4046]

If i actually saw two or more guys doing this in the pit I would be fuckin terrified, imagine the music is so brutal you start doing whatever the fuck that is

[@Dunbarius]

Hardcore dancing has gone too far this time

[@Ninololcss]

when da drugs hit hard 1:21

[@Dhieen]

Why doing war when you can dance like this???

[@FeastOvGoreglutton]

Dhieen excellent avatar, my good man.

[@Dhieen]

aaron Tool is the brain and meshuggah is the machine

[@RodneyBass74]

+Dhieen anyone who appreciated these 2 bands during the 90s would drink to that.

[@adrianodaguanno1288]

because war is nothing but dancing through corpses

[@djentlover]

Every crisis should be solved with a dance off

[@citizenofterra]

Anyone else forgot about the meme and just watched in awe? These guys are insane! I wish I could dance like that here in 2021, imagine the flex

[@maxmayer9689]

1:21 haha. I need to learn this

[@CristianoTonelFetter]

Opening the mosh pit 0:30

[@derp9285]

There's always a guy like that

[@user-cx5ke4fw2y]

Я благодарю рекомендации Ютуба за такое прекрасное видео

[@MorticiaObscurum]

SICK SPINZ! 0:28!

[@theEddy1205]

Danial Khalil ayyyy funhaus.

[@casperado666]

therse are all Ukrainian traditional dances

[@risyadzainul7207]

That's the right way you open a moshpit

[@NikkElektrik]

How did I get here from decimal to binary converter? Oh, wait actually that kinda makes sense...

[@Midaspl]

It's binary to music converter :P

[@jacobmorgan1438]

0:27 I would like to introduce the world's first military attack helicopter. To this day it is still the most lethal model ever created.

[@deroch5244]

This song just fits so perfectly

[@fpsgrind3512]

I saw Dying Fetus in Brooklyn about 7 years ago. The SECOND they started their first song, this 250 pound beast of a man did the move at :30 in front of the stage, the entire length of the stage, knocking at least 2 people out. That and the dude moshing with an actual fucking hammer at a cannibal corpse show during hammer smashed face were the 2 most insane things ive seen at metal shows.

[@akumabakemono1447]

-She: he went to see a metal band, but sure he's cheating on me. -Me and the boys:

[@LimoneneDaddy]

love how the first dude dancing is perfectly in time with the snare drum

[@onix5able]

These dudes would definitely dominate a mosh pit!

[@datalor3698]

The scissor-kicking accordion player could be a boss in some sick Hideo Kojima game

[@kishascape]

I’m surprised the accordion could stretch that far. Is it modified?

[@FTCRW]

@@kishascape maybe it can stretch so much bc it's probably not a European-type accordion but a Russian bayan

[@alexsun3017]

Ah yes, "Slavs Pulled At Random"

[@Elchinodiabolero]

in Russia they dont have fidget spinners, they are the fidget spinner

[@AissurDrol]

It's amazing how fit and coordinated they are. I get tired if I pick a penny off the floor too quickly.

[@Legume_Enjoyer]

This is most definitely the best Meshuggah dance video.

[@The_Kevinist]

In mother Russia, soviet soldiers doesn't dance to Meshuggah Dance Meshuggahs to soviet soldiers

[@KobZen]

lol

[@Nukeamericunts]

that's ukrainian not Russian

[@BrutalVanya]

Ensemble named Alexandrov, he is not Ukrainian

[@flytamers7957]

@@BrutalVanya If a Korean ensemble makes Spanish dance it doesn't make it Korean one. Here is the same, it's Ukrainian gopak

[@BrutalVanya]

@@flytamers7957 This is Russian folk dance - "Kazachok".

[@afinecupofcoffee8476]

"Mr.Gorbachev, open up this pit!"

[@et2624]

🤣

[@Thebudgeismetal]

Discordant System Dancers Group

[@maxbumbie]

holy legday

[@twitchrareswedishki11errabbit]

legday isn't just good for looks

[@KieranDurand]

In russia, everyday is leg day

[@PearlDrummerFTW]

The guy at 1:37 is crazy

[@nearlyseen4748]

The moshpit has evolved

[@highestsettings]

I laughed for a bit but tbh I was mainly just impressed at how strong and nimble these guys were.

[@djordjeblaga7815]

that is probably the best sync i've ever seen on a "XXXX dance to meshuggah" video :D

[@buddhainkalyug9727]

Awesome talent. They are superhumans

[@k.c.lejeune6613]

How did that soldier do that scissor kick with the accordion?? That was amazing, the whole group was amazing! If i tried that my knee joints would explode in less than 10 seconds.

[@endoplasmicreticulum8357]

I could watch these all day

[@mr0scary]

0:54 When you set your sensitivity to INSANE on Call Of Duty

[@uriahuriah3792]

🤣

[@UnskilledGod]

This is a Cossack dance. I am a Cossack and there is some moves I cannot do ;)

[@deathtoimperialismfreedomt3788]

Wow, this is amazing...

[@nobrkt]

i've read it as cocksuck dance :c а потом протёр глаза :D

[@maximwinner5326]

lol you can't do that because those guys had real acrobatic training

[@BoundInChains]

Were you excommunicated for that? 😅🤣

[@user-fj2mq7qk3d]

The above average fitness levels it takes to do this is amazing

[@Horus-Lupercal]

1:09 "Mirin' my glutes, Comrade?"

[@pasongara4891]

Y'know how there's an epic song and then someone adds something so bizarre it immediately changes one's perception of the song completely, for the better? You just did that. Thank You.

[@narpnarperson9527]

Dance moves pulled at random.

[@teaborgat9589]

This is Ultra Soviet Djent Metal Breakdance!

[@StegozordOver9000]

In Soviet Russia Meshuggah dances to you

[@jaype331]

The accordion orbit was my favorite

[@Cpt_nice]

The first half minute killed me

[@RyanRediger66]

1:48 that was sick

[@odst522]

2:00 he's beyond human capabilities

[@k.c.lejeune6613]

mexicanblondplayer For sure. They all seem to be from another planet! Love my Russian comrades!

[@flytamers7957]

@@k.c.lejeune6613 it's the Ukrainian dance. Check this kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYLPe2mejM2kmrs

[@th3graveofwrath354]

Drop D Accordion really kicks!

[@Zestybruh]

The spinning part is perfect.

[@smiteabonez6339]

This is actually impressive

[@nonenone2669]

1:27 They look like those Super Mario angry brown mushrooms.

[@skmetalhead16]

Best act on the Volga

[@UnskilledGod]

Best act between Lena, Yenisey, Ob' and Volga

[@k2a1991]

It maybe looks funny. But the amount of strenght and stamina required for this is insane. Respect if you can pull this off.

[@PoisonedChocoCake]

Damn those moves !!! Cossack dance is some sick shit OMG !!! I love it !!!

[@ChimpFromSpace]

Great job Dmitri! You and the boys can have your weekly turnip now!

[@manthanmagare7915]

1:36 oh boy some death squats

[@TheHarmont]

Some nice mosh pit action going on there. Dude at 0:28 does not play by the rules, though. Too rough.

[@endoplasmicreticulum8357]

0:28 OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP

[@andrewmurray7109]

pure perfection

[@oldmangaming6620]

I love the Soviet Union and I love Meshuggah! BEST MIX EVER!!!

[@NimlotSRV]

Glorious!

[@frankmyrand]

Each and every dance moves in there are really impressive feat of physical prowess !! Thats a lot quad strenght

[@kayblendzmmj6256]

The leg power the 1st guy had...I bet he has bad knees now 😂

[@DickWad16]

When all else fails at the club I just bust out one of these - 1:58

[@rawkstardn]

i cried laughing all i have to say

[@adomasstankevicius]

thank you recommend page

[@Dunbarius]

Fuckin' hardcore dancers....

[@gangalo68]

That accordion sounds awesome!

[@maxmayer9689]

2020 I'm watching this. Thank you youtube

[@Cucamongol]

maybe, best video ever?

[@DeafSprungoffical]

1:43 - 1:46

[@DeadWhiteButterflies]

Dudes rock.

[@LANGI902]

0:27 *GO!*

[@paulmares9815]

Those are my dance moves on my next Meshuggah concert! :D

[@user-nf3oq2ge3g]

That guy puts every cheer leader to shame with that toe touch.

[@EggersEggers-pd6te]

Awesome! 🤙🤙

[@CamiloGaetePuga]

What solace... tucu BHAUM!!! Fits perfectly with the stretched leg jump! XD lmao

[@bue228]

Incredible

[@TouchGrass8383]

0:54 next moshpit i'm doing this

[@mixedmartialnutrition1746]

1:14 when ur legs give out doing wrestling drills

[@killem5910]

I was watching this same video with I Am Colossus. I think it fits much better.

[@hjarnansjarn5969]

Awsome. I wanna learn how to dance like that.

[@mr.x1478]

That footwork is insane