Slayer Goes To Church

[@thefives7ar]

"Moses! Open this fucking pit up." Said the holy Father.

[@Soknik01]

thefives7ar holy fuck... In my 10 years of watching KZbin I don't think I've ever seen a comment kick that much ass.

[@dec13666]

thefives7ar Amen to that, brother.

[@UntitledKirk]

fucking hilarious comment lol

[@nicklausbooks1593]

thefives7ar YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHH!!!!

[@timothygray5776]

made my day watching this Slayer finds the good in everyone

[@cawmen]

When i'm feeling down, I watch Slayer Goes To Church.

[@lavieenrose5954]

nobody Ditto :)

[@franciscoplatt8505]

Me too!! you are right man!!! jeje

[@chrismullaney8369]

I just found this, but now I'm hooked

[@panzerwaffen2873]

Same here

[@slayerthecat6riley152]

That’s what I just Did. 😻

[@tr3ncf]

13 years on and it's still the greatest thing on KZbin.

[@voiceofreason1208]

As a veteran of many thrash, punk and hardcore shows, I can honestly say, some of these folks have some legit moves!

[@gwappo4852]

Damn 😂😂

[@allminegod]

man just look up for Meshuggah moshpit lol

[@leeleblanc3788]

Ha

[@marybetheby5184]

Same,,they are definitely throwing down for sure ...😳🤣

[@keepingyourwordmatters2634]

If my parents church had been like this, I would of dragged THEM to church.

[@picax8398]

What scares me more is this kinda stuff is happening in church.... Without slayer..

[@jkar1747]

The guy with the red hat Well yeah you're right because slayer is just added to make fun of the video, but in reality they act like this without the influence of any metal.

[@Veilside-ol9hx]

You know you're listen to metal. This people really thinks that the holly spirit or jesus it's doing that shit.

[@samhain4399]

One word, possession... By what they believe in/worship or the potent belief(s) there of. Happens world-wide, across all cultures.

[@Veilside-ol9hx]

Sam Hain I'm from Argentina and here doesn't happen. We have fundamentalist groups of believers, but they don't take it that seriously... In latin america i think Mexico it's the most religious country.

[@cawmen]

my fellow responders here clearly have a firm grasp of the obvious

[@SeanHollingsworth]

8 years later. .. I'm still watching this video!!! It hasn't lost its edge!! ;-)

[@drumcorps0junkie]

4 years for me...

[@fittrege2778]

The best music video from Slayer so far. Lol

[@timweaver9955]

Yep so cocky until your dead and the demons come for you. Ha ha ha ha remember this post when you crying for someone to help you.

[@justinadcock3732]

@@timweaver9955 Ya 😂😂😂

[@postmortemritual]

101 % agree. In fact its get better and better.

[@studmuffin7194]

Ive been going to the wrong churches

[@jkar1747]

Christian Robles Clearly.....😂😂😂 You might wanna consider churches that will keep your sanity at its finest 👌

[@warpath6666]

Yeah, those folks are really getting into it LOL !!! :D

[@Bazelf]

Every church is wrong!

[@-Vitalis-]

I've been burning the wrong churches.

[@amygonzales9146]

@@-Vitalis- Dude. No. Lol but this is funny 😂🤣😂

[@brucegordon7248]

Slayer never knew their music would be so inspiring in church.

[@brucegordon7248]

Much better than going to a church social.

[@bobwiley9447]

@@brucegordon7248 most there songs talk about God or Satan so it makes sense.

[@robaxl3088]

Looks like the pastor spiked the holy water again

[@Chiefbigcorn]

You don't drink holy water but okay. (Sorry for being a bitch)

[@kenneth8436]

More like the blood of Christ

[@simonwilson1237]

@@Rr0gu3_5uture top. Comment Lol👍

[@Chris_Clark1MaidenFan]

Rob Axl where’s that gallon of sacramental wine Brother John, I replaced it with grape moonshine preacher.

[@mariogodinez4930]

Drink of me

[@archibaldmainsfield]

0:09 that's actually my cousin lmao. I'm not even kidding that is seriously my cousin Javan lol

[@nusubvideos5552]

your cousin is a great metalhead. :)

[@benjaminpeters1088]

Aaron Walter Tell him we dig his moves.

[@justsomeclown7197]

cuzzo's metal af!

[@iarraiinator1578]

how can you tell? all black people look the same

[@vojvoda-draza]

kinda racist

[@MrAlienautopsy]

we could learn some pit moves from these people...brutal!!!!

[@bryanc1975]

My man at 0:39 skankin' like a boss.

[@agony664]

fuck yeah

[@flintironstag2381]

0:09 What do you call this pit move? The brutal horse? LOL!!!!

[@Locoinmysleep]

MrAlienautopsy and in the 666 day god said open this fucking pit up

[@elitebeaver4444]

Let God takeover and you will acquire is sick moves.

[@jessicajujubean5004]

This is quite possibly the greatest music video of all time. The person who created this is a genius.

[@borsuk96]

Than see the clip grindcore clip with priest and nouns or that with wedding.Funny as this with Slayer

[@1gbayfisher]

You tubes best vid!

[@BarekHalfhand]

I watched this like four times in row 😁

[@sedmi4LD]

I thought I am a pit monster.. And now I want to go to church and take some notes

[@nicholascage4468]

Dimitar Georgiev that's where I learned all my pit moves

[@fiberinspiretahoe9177]

Haha

[@tonydiablo6976]

This is that Christian rock I keep hearing about

[@user-rb3ey4gh3g]

This is not rock...it's Either thrash metal and or hardcore i think....If you want Christian rock look for the band stryper

[@isukatgeetar15]

r/woooosh

[@deanplayer69metalplayer89]

@@isukatgeetar15 🤣🤣🤣

[@fabianpadilla7381]

The news boys finally found drugs

[@Anonymous-km5pj]

Lol. The old-timers were right that rock is the devil's music. Sex and drugs and rock n' roll, that's all my body needs ?? If you host demons, yes, true. Now the whole world is playing host to the master demon satan himself, only with God's grace y'all will make it to the end hereafter, amen. God bless.

[@roele2413]

"It is likely that this will get removed from KZbin" 7 years later it's still sacred enough to leave it here!

[@lynnevetter]

I feel like the original one was removed. :/

[@nova396]

11 years...

[@SmolAliens]

11 years later and I still show this to friends!

[@johncancel684]

Yup 11 years now lol probably has something to do with the 1.7 mil views

[@ayetotheeye]

When I was in high School, I wrote Slayer on one of the red bricks in the wall of the hallway in CHALK. When I returned 5 years after graduation for a class reunion, the writing was still there totally intact. The cleaning lady or anyone else could have wiped it off with just one move, yet nobody dared to touch it for more than 5 years. Slayer is sacred.

[@frogstomp646]

That's the Crystal Methodist church I always keep hearing about...

[@sjmilla9009]

Underrated comment

[@dieubermaster7321]

Made my 2021

[@boycebutler7191]

Clever.

[@emperorbraphomet]

Here in 2022 and still getting Ws

[@joey22306]

😂🤟

[@P.L.U.M.M.E.T]

I just learned 17 new mosh pit moves from these Bible thumpers

[@Einnor084]

Spread Jah Good Vibes YEA, MAN!!!

[@mattthefew9234]

Yea the one at 0:48 and 2:13 I will use the next time.

[@TheMKM]

The one at 1:40 is pretty good

[@AllSystemsGoSound]

James Hunt 😂😂

[@postmortemritual]

Bwhahahaha!!! 😂😂😂

[@odetonyx7677]

Better headbanging skills than most of us metalheads.

[@punkrocka9600]

You take that back, brother!! 😃 But they are definitely crazier than us...

[@michaelmurray3800]

The music certainly did fit

[@Dilley_G45]

@@punkrocka9600 Nah he's gotta point. If some black granny has better headbanging skills than us or does rhe windmilling better than corpsegrinder I'll be happy to admit it and compliment her while I buy her a beer

[@MrAnonymousme10]

More like mental head

[@THEreiska]

Slayer works in mysterious ways

[@chevchelios3700]

This deserves a KZbin Oscar.

[@Sillysillystupidio]

This never gets old...Lol

[@greatsatan5611]

MICHAEL WARK Are you familiar with the Benny Hinn let the body's hit the floor? I highly recommend.

[@drew65sep]

Damn... I'm crying this is so funny. Whoever thought this one up is just brilliant. Slayer should use this in their live shows. Email it to that Westboro church or whatever their name is...

[@carlosrobles5797]

Even God is like... "What the hell is wrong with them"????

[@angelwild9145]

Andrew k Adams Me too!!

[@andysocks5294]

Angel of DEAAAATH!!!!!!

[@drew65sep]

See? We're all alike no matter what people say....lmao

[@gustavoramos100]

Same Lol

[@westernman7032]

I've seen Slayer 5 times in the USA, Canada, and Germany. I have to say those services really don't look much different from a Slayer pit. RIP Jeff.

[@billonious]

true

[@scarletthegreat]

Lol

[@scarletthegreat]

That's true though.

[@elgiacomo]

2:13 is my favorite part. Those drums. Perfect!

[@paddy7812]

My favorite bit is at 3:10 when the guy takes the baby away before the mother really gets her god going!!

[@jfoquendo]

paddy7812 thats now my favorite part !!!!

[@cattybound2011]

I also like the very end where the woman puts the blanket of eternal slumber on that other person.. ^_^

[@chrisbrown3549]

paddy7812 i bet she got WHIPLASH. lmfa0

[@exgovernorroyromer3522]

God: My people are immune to your pleasures of the flesh when they congregate in the houses of the holy. Satan: ....hold my beer....

[@jkar1747]

Funny one...as hell! XD

[@patirck024]

Jim Meh lmao

[@frankbrito7959]

LMAO

[@john-bs8pt]

Jim Meh 😂🤣🤘

[@SLUGTHUG]

ROFL

[@1983electric]

Lol the guy at the end is like.. "let me move this baby out of the way real quick"

[@cindyboswell6113]

Lemme just take the bebe before you shake her lil brain out, m'kay?

[@dave-ys7ew]

2:13 . The editing and timing for this lady blasting in is phenomenal

[@johnnycorn7225]

Lmao yes!! That reminds me of this giant seven-foot-tall dude doing the exact same thing and killing half the people in the pit at a napalm death show until the crowd mobbed him haha

[@victorsavov2073]

For me is 1:31 when the pastor screams "Angel of deaaath"

[@paulo2322]

Haha That part is so perfect! Even the drummer is going along with the beat!!!😆😆😆

[@anarchitect3685]

I cried 😂

[@xoruk7451]

Wtf dude This is better than some of the _actual moshpits_ I've been in

[@jebatevrana]

Westeners.........

[@nicholascage4468]

This is why KZbin was invented.

[@mtn4140]

9 years ago I was an exchange student in Texas. I showed this to my host family and asked if they could take me to this rock & roll church. I legitly thought this was a real thing lmao

[@yoyoniggas5856]

the best concert I've ever seen

[@stachu859]

NATANek! *True*

[@redpillgospel7452]

This is where I come for spiritual healing.

[@androidtechgeek]

RED PILL GOSPEL Why not the song "Spirtual Healing" by Death?

[@maciekapocaliptic]

Better pits than on most todays concerts.

[@yellowlightingbolt]

True, not a single idiot there standing taking selfies and recording...

[@ThrashCore124]

Sad but true

[@peternemes6770]

maciekapocaliptic Yeah! You are f.cking right!! We see no smartphones at least! 😋 😂 😈 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 áá

[@harryh8222]

Unfortunately most of the young fucks don't know the etiquette of pits. It's very sad.

[@MrMetaljoey]

Very true.

[@justinscrivner5457]

I'm a film maker and this is hands down the most wonderfully edited video I've ever seen.

[@kylerust1539]

my father is not proud of this story but when he was younger he was in charge of the music at church he made a mistake and put in his kiss tape and the headphones thinking that the church music was playing so he could listen to his on the headphones well that was not true the pasture kick down the door and turned it off because KISS I want to rock and roll all night was blaring throughout the whole church during service everytime I bring it up he just lets out a big sigh of disappointment he is definitely not proud of that moment to this day he still goes to that same church

[@melissamarini1491]

I love that story!

[@kwantoon]

I would be more embarrassed to admit that I listen to KISS. Rock n Roll clowns, nothing more nothing less.

[@melissamarini1491]

@@kwantoon That's your opinion; nothing more, nothing less.

[@kwantoon]

They were just in the right place at the right time. If it wasn't for their ridiculous shtick they would have been just four more failed entertainers, I refuse to call them musicians. I really don't see much difference between them and the Insane Clown Posse.

[@user-ei9ns9hq6b]

KISS = K 1 K E

[@rhettcorbett3346]

This is gold. Im in tears every time I watch it.

[@Abc-tx4zr]

"The gods made heavy metal, and they saw that it was good"

[@aace9872]

No bro, it's not from God, it's from satanists. 😈 Keep people away from religious teachings 💀

[@Einherjar3904]

They said to play it louder than hell, we promised that we would

[@vs4571]

So I was today years old when I discovered this… only 14yrs late, still a lovely watch. Lol

[@DimitryMetal]

Why can't I like this video 1000 times!!!

[@bernardenorth]

And on the 8th day the lord created slayer

[@MrYnwa66]

on the 8 day slayer created...=))

[@odinlordofasgard9748]

And he saw that it was GOOD.

[@kurtbarlow9402]

Bernard North True. Lemmy created Slayer (because he had a gig on the 9th, and needed an opening band.)

[@jkar1747]

Bernard North Amen!

[@lovelyleya2397]

Haleluya brothers and sisters ,hell yea slayer

[@jerrymuzak4534]

I'm not sure how many times I've watched this over the years but it never fails to make me literally laugh out loud, every time. This is some great fucking medicine.

[@fortysixn2man]

This never gets old!!!

[@petedutro]

This is a masterpiece!

[@michaelturner5919]

never gets old to watch!!

[@scotthogan8483]

This kept popping into my feed for over a year. Wish I watched it sooner. Definitely more entertaining than I expected!

[@jasperjenkins7729]

It's a stolen video actually. It was 1st posted as DRUM&BASS church with black music. But a metalhead decided to put Slayer music on top. Simple theft. But still fun2watch.

[@postmortemritual]

From time to time I return to re watch it and read the comments. Still funny as the first time I watched it.

[@mikevoisine2886]

12 years later. Classic.

[@kscarano]

This is still funny as HELL after all these years!!! 😆🤣😂😆Always gives me the best laugh!!

[@ripjeffhanneman]

Pulled up this video to forcibly get motivated for church tomorrow

[@supareds]

This is some funny s**t, thanks for re-uploading, and god bless you

[@daniellaurent11]

STILL one of the funniest videos on here!

[@dana.4230]

9 years later.....and I still come back to this for some quality entertainment.

[@deanplayer69metalplayer89]

Moshin with Jesus Sundays never gets old!

[@user-ei9ns9hq6b]

Jesus Saves!

[@sharkforceone]

This never gets old

[@sauerpower718]

Goes together unbelievably well . 👹

[@gusgarcia4884]

Hands down the best video on you tube...

[@agrant187]

I was raised in South Carolina and seen this happen about 4 times a week, without Slayer lol

[@markaddis84]

God bless whoever made this. No, seriously. This is the best (not to mention, funniest) thing ever.

[@poruchik111]

Save me somebody!!! I'm crying under table...

[@vinz5576]

dont worry.

[@kingbotzcustoms]

I couldn't help but notice that Spongebob-towel at 1:48 Lol

[@jkar1747]

kingbotz Lol 😂😂😂

[@rickleblanc8900]

Ya, and the chick collapses at the end!! Wtf

[@barbiejade94]

they use blankets because when ppl (specifically women)are holy ghosting it, they are wearing skirts and dont wanna expose their underwear so you just cover them with a blanket and pray for them.

[@ZekeThePlumber86]

This is my #1 favorite video of all time! Never ceases to crack me up. Thank you!

[@hari-xo2fm]

01:25 my man's shooting at the holy spirit itself lol

[@bustacutxl2784]

I was at that show🤘

[@andrejkelcik4133]

Which show is the audio from pls?

[@bustacutxl2784]

Andrej Kelčík Holy Family Church front row lol but for real probably something back around the release of the album is my best guess late 80s

[@jeffdickson4765]

"Angel Of Death (Live At The Lakeland Coliseum / 1991)"

[@bustacutxl2784]

Jeff Dickson thanks🤘

[@fuzzgutterwins3]

B U S T A C U T XL LMAO!!!

[@ilegallaws3741]

Haha 1:31 did you all see that dude in blue on one leg running across???😂fkn lost it

[@jtorres5381]

Now i get it, I think these people go to church on Sunday just to continue partying from Friday and saturday!

[@unpolitical]

I never get tired of this video. 😅

[@Majin_Doh]

02:49 LMAO !!!!!! The solo break and the guy side stepping

[@flintironstag2381]

A little James Brown!!! LOL!!!

[@MrSmith-ke1hb]

Pennywise the Dancing Clown Maybe the original mc hammer? Lol

[@MrBillATW]

LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@illdrumatik391]

Lmao Im crying. That was gold

[@frogfister]

this is the best version i think. the dancing is much more in time to the live version of this song.

[@andyrogers8549]

I'd go to THIS church! Rock on! Funny stuff!

[@jamesdinser4411]

Andy Rogers so do they really play slayer because I don't think they do

[@steverinosmith6063]

James Dinser They stopped playing Slayer after the last election. Now they only play MEGADETH synphony of destruction...🇺🇸

[@Moodamage]

This never gets old.

[@MrAnowen]

So, where we will go this evening - to the church or Slayer's concert? Slayer. Much safer.

[@VegaZen123]

Damn !! Churches have better mosh pits than bands these days !!

[@raofsonshine5975]

so this is black metal?

[@IllustriousCrocoduck]

Ra of Sonshine I started to reply seriously, then I saw what you did there.... Lol

[@ButchersNailsEnjoyer]

Ra of Sonshine 👆👆👆underrated comment here

[@awesomegreenlantern]

You win the internet. Everyone go home.

[@dannymontoya9469]

Ra of Sonshine "black metal" fuck dude

[@ArmyRob13]

Ra of Sonshine best comment ever

[@Mouth4War88]

LOL why an I just watching this!? This is amazing content!!! Great job

[@TrackHeadStudios]

Okay. This was funny af! I’ll subscribe now; keep it up.

[@wannabecarguy]

williejames huff but KZbin resurrected it. This might be the only thing utube got going for it.

[@enzominami2244]

this is the most brutal mosphit i ever seen

[@cosmicsage911]

I showed slayer this video at the forum when I worked what was sopposed to be their last show they were amazed

[@personaljesus000]

I’ve watched this every year for the past 12

[@therealkingfrances3242]

This is the best thing on the Internet.

[@aWorkInProgress11]

This is the best thing I've ever seen! Literal tears running down my literal face

[@eddiepadilla7320]

Bust out the wine and bread it's party time.

[@georgekostarellis2887]

That lady jumping into people then the guy falling in the beginning...priceless!!

[@gac2425]

The holy Grail of KZbin videos

[@anythingspossiblemusic]

I've found religion. Cheers slayer.

[@labrat748]

Thank you Slayer.

[@joelewishenry7886]

Will Pack Fuck off Will

[@drewson7429]

Will Pack dumb ass

[@VexxJam]

If this video ever comes down I think I’ll cry.

[@mohammadshehryar5138]

the interlude from 1:46 is hilarious

[@lavieenrose5954]

Mohammad Shehryar And the ending, lol she was determined 😂😂

[@dionr1168]

Here is your proof that... God listens to SLAYER!

[@joeminicilli3008]

Not really. Take away the music and its just a bunch of mentally ill people losing their shit over an imaginary sky daddy.

[@houseofzuma1033]

How do you know "god" doesn't exist?? really? What form of Logic do you use to answer that question?

[@joeminicilli3008]

What form of logic do YOU use to prove that he does? Faith? A feeling? Sorry, but those two things cannot be used to verify the existence of a god or even why life exists, whereas science can back up nearly everything. But hey, as Steve Perry once ssid, don't stop believing!

[@Serpentsevensix]

Joe Minicilli : Nobody has to prove that God exists (especially to you). Since YOU dropped the gauntlet, it's up to you to prove that he does NOT exist. FYI; what science DOESN'T know could fill a billion stadiums.

[@MrKkvbatman]

Kou Yang in your mind bro.😐

[@xdarkritualsx]

'The Power of Slayer compels you!' 🤟😎🤟

[@amygonzales9146]

Obviously!! Lol 😂😂🤣🤣😱🤯🤯

[@jebatevrana]

me: headbanging

[@lukasstrait9307]

A much too vulgar display of power.

[@franciscoplatt8505]

jaja

[@Yvuyctxtxtx]

@@lukasstrait9307 Not vulgar enough.

[@jeremy3475]

Still come back to this from time to time and it is 14 years later… It may be time to update the description though, I don’t think KZbin is going to take it down, haha

[@drezy5337]

Whoever did this is an editing genius!

[@tofuloaf]

If heaven doesn't have a mosh pit, I'm not going.

[@panzerwaffen2873]

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FitzFingers]

Who cares, Hell will definitely have one.

[@dawieroos9607]

1:35 when you cant decide which arm to use to dab

[@jonathanl7060]

1:40😂

[@Toimij0]

Brilliant, just brilliant and so well synched haha :D

[@peck404]

Epic. .My favorite part is at 3: 10 seconds.. when this guy takes away This Woman's baby and then she really gets her Jesus on and starts freaking out this is really that funny...

[@Donna777]

3:10

[@dankorn9032]

Kelli Erin no doubt, I noticed that to, it was crazy, but in a good way

[@va.syndicate2ndam862]

Kelli Erin lol

[@rowdyyeets4532]

Kelli Erin :40 got me laughing hard because that dude's stomp dance matches the music perfectly 😅

[@stuartme3172]

Best viddy on KZbin by miles! Specially woman doin ac/dc guitar jig at 2:15....timing awesome!!!

[@demigodlike]

Tom Araya became a 'reborn' Christian after watching this for the first time..

[@littlelizardpsycho5178]

demigodlike "Jesus Saves"

[@nation7772]

whoever paired these videos to SLAYER.... Sir/Ma'am Have my respect! WELL DONE! Im in tears!!

[@Surfmus]

Best video ever, hands down!!!

[@JorgeOrtega-pe8cg]

Hell yeah