Soviet March 1979

Red Alert 3 - Soviet March
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[@lennytheburger]

america in the 1980s: haha funky hair Russia in the 1980s:

[@victorcharlie4563]

@Rico haha strong army lost to farmers :3

[@sptfire8020]

Victor Charlie So did Russia against Afghanistan and much more worse

[@kozesthic794]

@@victorcharlie4563 dare you tell that shit to a vietnam vet and put a ":3" face.

[@victorcharlie4563]

@@sptfire8020well, i did not talk about Soviet Red Army :)

[@victorcharlie4563]

@@kozesthic794 wtf are talking about? :) i'm VNese bro :) and i only told that to who are not VNese, just for fun :v

[@ejayrivera2994]

Princess: *starts singing* Every animal with a 50 mile radius:

[@nikolai1669]

*Disney logic*

[@muhammadfadhiil5992]

*THE LOGIC OF DISNEY 101*

[@eqhsw3979]

U just said ussr soldiers animals

[@TommyAustria2001]

😂😂😂

[@terrorfire8505]

Disney intensifies

[@casluu0089]

How teachers want us to leave school in a fire

[@SabresPoint]

So true

[@cesartavarezcorp.7959]

Hahahaha fucken true... if there is a fire I would run out...

[@muamer9704]

@@cesartavarezcorp.7959 that is good way to go out,but I know better one-through window(if classrom has them)

[@cesartavarezcorp.7959]

@@muamer9704 depends... first floor yes, 2and and up no

[@muamer9704]

@@cesartavarezcorp.7959 well,if you want to live even that is not a lot

[@anonymousstout4759]

Nobody KZbin recommendation: Soviet March in 1979

[@HarvesterOfSorrow007]

When KZbin works!

[@RevolutionaryComrade-cj5mv]

KZbin knows what’s best for you comrade...

[@Edibrosky8891]

That's ours tube

[@suaveterror7778]

vexonica 02 thats cause your ass is on youtube so much it has nothing eles to show your no life ass

[@traditionalfascists3303]

vexonica 02 Further shows the capitalist bias

[@swaggingshark4420]

You can always hear the lyrics even if they're not present. That's how powerful it is...

[@EyesonEnforcement911]

This song is from Red Alert 3 LOl

[@CCCP-2934]

Слава Советской Армии ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXLYpYSAZZVnmLM

[@КоммунистическийСССР-ф7р]

слава советской армии!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/noS1mqGKncyniJI

[@Joe-rx2lq]

@@EyesonEnforcement911 no its the fucking soviet march of the ussr in 1945 victory day

[@StalinistSoviet]

слава советской армии kzbin.info/www/bejne/noS1mqGKncyniJI

[@CatFIB]

Russia Family: We Gonna Trip To Germany Grandpa:

[@f.b.i9524]

Grandpa gets the kv2 and the mosin nagant, or ak47

[@spiko-ou3bp]

😂😂😂

[@ak-ri9iw]

Underrated

[@TheDiamondFish]

@@f.b.i9524 ak47 wasn’t invented in ww2 (1939-1945) nor operation Barbarossa (1941-1945) it was invented in 1947

[@coolduck8176]

@@TheDiamondFish true

[@imahoodlum]

*villager gets attacked* Iron Golems:

[@dockyard1797]

LOL this is way too underrated!

[@RenarchSoldier40]

hyena star ikr

[@imahoodlum]

@Finnish Nationalist When you attack a villager in Minecraft, Iron Golems chase and attack you, just like the Soviets.

[@louisee3174]

Players: attack them with 4 adachment diamond sword and diamond armour

[@averageperson8274]

I wish I could spawn that many golems

[@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69]

Summer: **Exist** Mosquitos:

[@gabrielduarte483]

br *detect*

[@Justin-bc7md]

U didnt know what happen inthe tropist country

[@Cardboardtruck-vc2qw]

Yes

[@mateusz7036]

@@gabrielduarte483 😂🤣🇧🇷

[@HamburgerFunny]

Ya forgot wasps yellow jackets bees random bugs that just buz by your ear murder hornets spiders beetles crickets

[@ksans3441]

For 1979, the camera quality is great.

[@quackcake91651]

its actually 1975

[@SM8150-AC]

Well the transmissions are in a Russian modification of the french SÉCAM television system

[@nuclearwinter391]

Not gonna lie, this beat is fire.

[@stickymumin4384]

It’s soviet march from red alert 3

[@parkyoungjin598]

lie > l WE e

[@Sugam098]

It's My ringtone!!

[@awadoo4503]

It's made by americans XD

[@Sugam098]

@Atharva Deo It is unbelievable right😂😂

[@DefnotKaisey]

Google how to stop a bully: tell the teacher Bing:

[@tedyi8588]

stopping western bullies

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

@@tedyi8588 we aren’t bullies though

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

@@vaporwave-man no. It will be crushed

[@TankLordE5]

IT'S WAR AAAAAAAAAAA

[@DefnotKaisey]

@@tedyi8588 boi I can bully anyone who gonna stop me eu they are not close to my power even if they try they have to fight the winter

[@Tony-nj9de]

coronavirus * enters my body* my immune system:

[@지후-d8d]

ㅣㅣㅣ

[@HOAXYT01]

😂😂😂😂

[@harrysvanberg5047]

Oh i see you steal comments. Nice to see

[@edgarrobles2308]

yxng txny it’s week then

[@Cardboardtruck-vc2qw]

XD

[@ESTALICO-rq6cq]

Soviet Union Population:286,730,819 Total military:41,235,000 Tanks:55,000 AFV:24,000 Airforce:12,581 Artillery:42,000 Navy:1,057 Nuke:45,000 GDP:$210.B Land mass:22,400,000km2 Economy:2nd Available military:92,345,764

[@kyrgyz6980]

GDP 2,7T 1989. rank 2 economy world after Usa , Millitary rank 1

[@Lucky9172]

@@kyrgyz6980 What was the GDP for America? That time

[@garrarm]

Что за не правильная статистика, в Советской Армии было около 3,000,000 трёх миллионов солдат, а не выдуманные 41,235,000. 🤦‍♂️

[@mryellow9655]

​@@garrarm Send your source

[@Floridaboi-pe3fk]

Source? Especially for the aircraft, total military, afv's, navy, tanks

[@jashmodi]

Girls: oh she is wearing the same dress as mine Boys:

[@Странникназемле]

Да, я мечтаю чтоб СССР возродился из пепла

[@Viz9r]

СССР всегда останется в наших сердцах

[@Porosenok_miasnoy]

@@Странникназемле зачем? 🙄😑

[@Странникназемле]

@@Porosenok_miasnoy идеология коммунизма мне по душе.

[@Porosenok_miasnoy]

@@Странникназемле а мне не очень😑

[@raulmartinez4780]

Me: *I leave my girlfriend* My friends:

[@Mayank-mf7xr]

brosb4hoes

[@nyl0n733]

What is this mysterious creature called a girlfriend? I have heard of it many times before but I just don't know what it is, so many people claim to have one but then they just bring out a female human, sure she looks nice but whats a girlfriend?

[@oben9]

My Russian girlfriend hate Soviet times in communisim. When I want to make her mad i play this march

[@Ялюблю-ъ8с]

Ахахах, представляю, на танках ))09)))

[@cao2391]

She's now our girlfriend ☭

[@pluscabbage]

Even tough there are no lyrics you still hear them

[@malikajha9165]

Legit me too😂😂

[@uyghur-zv4fe]

so true

[@williamnakad2903]

Yes 😂

[@HamburgerFunny]

Wow so true

[@jocelynndotson7273]

I do too but maybe the lyrics are just really faint that you think they're in your head

[@ISkaVderA]

Служил в русской армии, но мечтаю служить в Советской Армии. Всем мира!!!

[@ПустиПавалюся]

Тогда готовьтесь биться с буржуинами

[@mbagn]

同志🎉🎉🎉

[@mzil]

Не служил, но мечту поддерживаю. Наше время ещё придёт...

[@samaelthelightbringer]

Me: **accidentally hit a zombie pigman** The entire Nether dimension:

[@creppercito20yt]

That's true

[@tushitposter3395]

Very true

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Yes

[@Bell-47]

HERE THEY COME!!!! THE SOVIET PIGMEN!!!

[@dapperfield595]

Better than the iron golem top comment

[@harveyjenko6666]

Teacher: We will be visiting Russia on the field trip. Girls: Eww Russia is cold! Boys:

[@TNIBall]

Girls:yay russia nice country Boys:

[@swedishwelfaresystem]

I just have one question, *HOW IS SOMETHING THAT'S COLD GROSS!?*

[@Robert53area]

Cold is amazing, let me grab my ushanka, my chai and sled its going to be a great time

[@swedishwelfaresystem]

@@Robert53area yeah! I perfer the cold over the hot.

[@yanselaramys122]

Captain Alex boy is cool than girl

[@ЮрийЕрмолович-щ5п]

Слава Армии СССР!!!!

[@Bob-kw1mi]

Fuck you soviet KGB shit and Soviet Union shit

[@ЮрийЕрмолович-щ5п]

@@Bob-kw1mi Fuck you shit and stuped CIA and fucking Shit USA

[@ilmatar6608]

Ukraine stomping Russia and the USSR doesn't exist anymore 😂

[@sergeizakaev5704]

​@@ilmatar6608 Russia winning in Ucraine,stoping NATO

[@ilmatar6608]

@@sergeizakaev5704 LMAOOOOOO How does it feel having to throw out hilarious BS like this in order to make yourself feel better about the debacle Russia is experiencing? 😂😂🤣

[@hrlhinczykk]

One Girl go to school toilet. Other Girls:

[@joemamaobama6863]

Don’t get it go to gulag

[@peggyfranzen6159]

In archery?

[@t.h]

IPokéTrainerMIN *s h o o l*

[@WindowsXPMapping1]

Yeah, because of his grammar, it's school and not shool, but still that feels true

[@WindowsXPMapping1]

@@itsumi74 oh... ok, I don't know alot of things ok

[@raulmartinez4780]

Me: *leave the window open *The mosquitos* :

[@happyalltheday2275]

Mosquito = some MI 24 Hind

[@cinaraktas9351]

@@happyalltheday2275 and bombs churchs!

[@upstreamtoast3512]

Leaves a cookie crumb on the ground * The ants:

[@hispanion25]

I speak Spanish and it seemed strange to me why it is a Spanish word xd

[@catherinelanosolamillo3053]

Me:There is free wifi Everyone: Holy shi-

[@RedStar-fy5wd]

Red red red.

[@blackman7166]

Error *ALARM GETS BROKEN* Me:"ah sh*t,here we agaen." -3-

[@cactustw6002]

Cyka Blyat

[@blackman7166]

@@cactustw6002 chut!?

[@creelar5205]

FIREWALL IS BROKEN

[@mrnoobgamerhd]

Can we just take a moment to realize how symmetrical they are marching

[@EredothNightcore37]

Hitler: Time to invade Russia Also Hitler after breach into Stalingrad: why do i hear boss music?

[@warriorsofthepacific9608]

😆🔥

[@AdealFelipe]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jX6WgqiwqrCHp5Y

[@akgamingzz]

Dangg

[@Sacrifice228]

Maybe Leningrad? Stalingrad and Leningrad are different cities

[@nick56677]

Leningrad is modern day St. Petersburg far North of Moscow near the Finnish border. Stalingrad is modern day Volgograd far South of Moscow near the Caucuses.

[@theultimatehoomanperson6701]

Me: accidentally clicks on a minecraft wolf Every wolf in a 50 mile radius:

[@zeykoo5063]

i laugh so hard lol

[@Saulg00dman20]

More like my friends 200 dogs after punching

[@yehia4638]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@TankLordE5]

FOR MOTHER WOLF

[@slayride136]

XD

[@-Clueless-]

Not gonna lie, this is my 5th time watching this in a row.

[@Cardboardtruck-vc2qw]

TreyTrey22 yes

[@omarantoniomurillolopez1063]

bro, i seen this video more than 10 times

[@TheBiko]

Theres alot more to cone

[@romulop.3849]

I saw more than 20 times... And will watch more...

[@maharshiabhale6400]

this is my 6000th time watching this pashul nahui

[@TheRedditKing1]

I blasted this in my private school It's now a public school

[@eligeidel9357]

Our school

[@dummybih6596]

@@groteprutser Shut up junior

[@rishikeshpatil9442]

I saw what you did there 😂

[@bedothegoon]

nice stealing another comment

[@Kennyov93]

BA DUM TSSS

[@enderstergaming7710]

🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥⭐🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🛠🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 Слава , Советского Союза , Товарищи !!!🚩

[@PodridoAbsurdo]

Shut up. Viva la patria.

[@vietnamese_guy]

🔥🗿

[@vietnamese_guy]

@@PodridoAbsurdowhat the

[@udkos8568]

are you a shit ?@@PodridoAbsurdo

[@AngelenosGreatAdventures]

🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⭐🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🛠️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 USSR

[@ashwind9742]

Russian:invest billions of dollars on science and technology to make most badass reliable weapon ever made which are still functional even after 70 years China:very cool ctrl+c,ctrl+v

[@yousefkharoub6001]

Made in china

[@afdocumentaries]

China in Made

[@flamecharge8019]

In china made

[@nanoqht285]

Made China In

[@hakimdiwan5101]

China Made In

[@agmand9501]

No soy comunista pero hay que admitir que los comunistas si tienen estilo para las marchas

[@keremyldrm2688]

Teacher: today we will going to Stalingrad Girls: Ugh Stalingrad is so cold Boys:

[@WinningWaker]

Kerem Yıldırım it isnt Stailngrad anymore

[@yusaok6320]

Olsun yine de gönlümüzün Stalingrad'ı

[@seddam]

Berlin yazsaydın daha çok tutardı bence.

[@catthomas3097]

Volgograd

[@andrewstumbaugh7286]

It's Volgograd now. Thanks to Khrushchev.

[@martinindrianfirmanfirdaus389]

Itu adalah uni sovyet.. yang selalu ada untuk negara negara berkembang lain yang baru bebas dari penjajahan.. ❤ from indonesia for uni sovyet ❤.. thanks for your support in 1950's - 1960's

[@pepsi9829]

Saludos desde un socialista argentino. O sea, yo...

[@unitedgermany6105]

Video - Soviet march Location - Russia Comments - Английские :D

[@АлексейБакановский-с9ж]

Так и живём)

[@Vorobushek_Apelsinoviy]

Отель? Триваго

[@senorhilter3475]

А почему Россия когда Советский марш ? :D

[@ЖораБулкин-и8ч]

@@senorhilter3475 а Москва где по-твоему?

[@senorhilter3475]

@@ЖораБулкин-и8ч А Советская Армия это Российская ??

[@madajo3357]

Fun Fact: This were less then 1% of the Russian military force

[@geancarlosmonteiro1001]

0,5% maybe...

[@GenocideWesterners]

In total, the soviet army had 2.7 million soldiers ,55,000 tanks, 97000 APC/IFVs, 50,000 artillery pieces and 8400 missiles which were divided into 160 infantry divisions and 50 tank divisions. USSR was preparing for an alien invasion.

[@ammarimran3906]

No 0.1

[@bro_2010_X]

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.3

[@skatingskit7434]

With all of us it would be 0.000001

[@alimjakof]

Я люблю советское наследие, особенно военные песни, как бы мне хотелось родиться в период, когда Советский Союз был великой державой.

[@ComradeIgor]

☭ слава великому советскому народу товарищи ☭ kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYLJf4JmarBmp6M

[@user-uc5nd5gs1e]

Слава КПСС

[@sohailsen7447]

@@user-uc5nd5gs1e i have some kgb document

[@АндрейСоколовский-з4т]

Ага, быть сосланным в гулаг, а потом расстрелянным

[@王炸-c8x]

视频中的歌不是苏联军歌是红色警戒3的苏联bgm

[@dutch8139]

My immune system after taking the sovi.. russian vaccine:

[@kosta22024]

Stinky capitalist both lenin and Stalin would be ashamed

[@CyrexEdits420]

Sputnik V kills covid

[@sonicman7697]

*our immune system*

[@dutch8139]

@joseph stalin 😳 Stalin?

[@balrajtoor8652]

Haha

[@khantzayar4480]

Even Though There Is No Voice *WE* Can Still HEAR It!

[@raghavtyagi27rock]

What

[@tombrady7039]

@@raghavtyagi27rock the song

[@blazkowicz9652]

Damm this Communism, THE POWER OF IT!

[@OAS-jw8gy]

We can still hear it

[@thewotblitzfellow7022]

Not you! WE CAN HEAR IT!

[@mase1880]

Girl:hey u wanna date? Me:no I’m taken Girl:by who? Me:By communism

[@amigolul1841]

WE are taken by the communism

[@montajbabo3845]

Communism is very bad Ewww

[@montajbabo3845]

@Pedro Juan me too

[@olaralexandru987]

Im taken by imperialism

[@matsu4010]

@Pedro Juan you mean Facism

[@solanummelongena443]

I began from Russian hardbass and now i am here

[@silviapatkolova3867]

Same

[@CCCP-0917]

Слава Вооружённым Силам СССР! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXLYpYSAZZVnmLM

[@iluxazapolsky5877]

Вот тебя жизнь помотала

[@bobert846]

The Red pipeline

[@macandcheese495]

Girls Dreams: “I dreamed that me and Ben kissed!!” Boys Dreams:

[@Cardboardtruck-vc2qw]

KGB yes

[@macandcheese495]

Cardboard truck 1000 I think I actually dreamed about this once

[@CheekyKleurling]

КГБ

[@Cardboardtruck-vc2qw]

KGB lol

[@aiosquadron]

Why not both...

[@Anonymous-uk5cl]

That moment when your country falls apart 12 years later...

[@manbutt656]

What about it?

[@engineeringandphysicsenjoyer]

Alexander Power A combined effort possibly..

[@romano9264]

@@Nwilliam43 Gorbatchev was naive in his choises

[@klaklaplaplaleuszek9970]

Yeah but is still the bigest and think one of most powerfull country

[@arandomcrusaderonjerusalem5840]

Its a union or a party not a whole country

[@alwaf2996]

People: What a beautiful summer! *Clouds:*

[@dion8306]

When the American kid steals a pencil from the Russian kid:

[@nileshjena1710]

Just think if that was PUTIN

[@itsjireel6790]

Nilesh Das or Japanese warrior it wasn’t Putin back then was a lower commander operative rank

[@geraldjinx]

@@itsjireel6790 STOP RUNING JOKES. YOU DON'T HAVE EBTTER JOKES TO MAKE

[@itsjireel6790]

MrGamingGuy638 ok I’ll stop running jokes then 🏃 and I don’t have Ebtter jokes to make

[@comradepatrick9167]

He stole a pen fron working class, workers and peasants.

[@wencellschliva3310]

My mother told me that she is in 5% Russian Me:

[@fryingpan8943]

Wencell Schliva that makes you 2.5 ruski, comrade

[@osamabinladen824]

@@fryingpan8943 Hello best country in the world

[@fryingpan8943]

Jose Manuel Balod dont you mean *OUR* land is t h i c c?

[@fryingpan8943]

Jose Manuel Balod me? More like *US*

[@fryingpan8943]

Jose Manuel Balod off to gulag we go comrade

[@loneranger4469]

USSR...we miss you.. The world needs you.

[@Dotori2]

The good thing about the Soviet Union in that video: There is no trash on the street and the song is good.

[@chieffirefigherplays]

Very clean. Litter in Soviet Russia? KGB arrest you and you gonna find out?

[@Triesh]

@@chieffirefigherplays not soviet Russia Soviet Union....

[@Starden1939]

In Russia still today there is a day in the year called Communist Saturday where everyone clean the streets.

[@yehia4638]

OmG Putin pLeAsE *I WANT* FREE three t-90 and 10 Su-57

[@i_run_on_headpats]

@@yehia4638 r/choosingbeggars

[@ismaelmoraleda228]

Normal people: listening this for the memes Me: listening this while studying

[@lucastumelaire4099]

It's so relaxing

[@davidfernandezsucasas27]

I'm studying for the driving license 🤣🤣

[@Terrible6867]

I love listening military marches while studying too...the German marches are the best

[@gothika6956]

Me too bro

[@f_09_bimosatriowicaksono70]

it's on my workout playlist btw

[@digbyfire5446]

Girls when they wear the same clothes: Omg, she's wearing the same clothes as me... Boys when they wear the same clothes: Edit: Damn, people just don't understand what JOKES are.

[@Diam0nD_007]

Doesn't make sense Also cringe

[@belgianfabian2216]

@@Diam0nD_007 your comment is also pretty cringe.

[@Diam0nD_007]

@@belgianfabian2216 Still less cringe than his

[@mikaneous1140]

@@Diam0nD_007 To anyone who say/use the term, "Stolen", My/Mine/Your, "Cringe" and the Use of Emojis will be Hunted and Captured by the KGB or the NKVD. If you resist, You will be shot immediately with no Hesitation. Sincerely, The Marshal of the NKVD and the Marshal of the KGB.

[@TheButterMinecart1]

@@Diam0nD_007 Have you never had sisters lmao?

[@whoostino]

Love to see these old videos. Everyone is so well-dressed and thin.

[@johnkorhonen2721]

Me and the boys going to school be like

[@CrinklyLawyer73]

World war 3 will happen god be with you all

[@myselfameme1298]

@@CrinklyLawyer73 same to you man💐💐💐💐

[@pedropedrohan102]

@@CrinklyLawyer73 high chances 75% of the population of the world would be dead but yes

[@Averageyoutubeenjoyerr]

Where is your school? In which school do you study?

[@daryan4006]

@@CrinklyLawyer73 i know i live in Iraq and it’s the playground for other countries wars we will be wiped with nukes :(

[@dillondonnelly3831]

When WE randomly fart in class All OUR classmates: 1:10

[@sheelashivkallap2143]

Lol

[@AMDryzenproG]

*OUR classmates

[@Ялюблю-ъ8с]

Ахахахха

[@snoopbro]

AHAHAH

[@user-the-hobby]

Scare

[@bigsuu006]

Soviet russia: **exists** Memers: *Ah yes, it's all coming together now*

[@barackobruhma7182]

Ok?

[@aplane9248]

It’s not “Ah yes”

[@LostSoulReina]

Soviet Union*

[@okayeg_eg836]

Its collapsed it dont exist anymore

[@okayeg_eg836]

@PavPete who the fuck are you stfu I was commenting to original comment fucking idiot

[@призракпрошлого-ф7р]

Я слышу слова и я стою. Это произведение искуства ☭

[@StalinistSoviet]

слава советской армии kzbin.info/www/bejne/noS1mqGKncyniJI

[@Anuclano]

The words there are mostly about vodka and bears.

[@Itachisuros]

Gloria ao grande exercito soviético🇧🇷🤝☭

[@Vladimir53730]

🇮🇹🤝🇷🇺

[@KCAS3000W]

​​@@AnuclanoAmerica fuck yeah

[@LC_-id9wy]

Nobody: The ants in Tom and Jerry.

[@thiagobarboza4037]

lol

[@TusharSharma-cy9xo]

Underrated

[@leon_hans5469]

LOL

[@reggy4495]

I rembered the episode, it wss funny. Lol

[@leonnickael9616]

420 perfect

[@savagepanda8458]

Stores: *begin to start opening after quarantine* People:

[@arctic3313]

SavagePanda845 so true

[@lotusluminance5872]

People: start opening thinking the pandemic is over COVID-19:

[@oppokeren9961]

Me : *Open a Package of gum* The Entire Class :

[@papastalin846]

You must share

[@thenitrocat]

Oppo Keren im the 100 like

[@reddude3086]

It's our gum.

[@elonmusk7922]

Singapore:Imma stop you right there buddy

[@lediolikaj9229]

Oppo Keren thats why i quited showing guns at class lol always went outside and opened my package

[@erhanemirguney]

"nothing is perfect" soviet march 1979: hold my beer

[@vladimirlenin4284]

Beautiful comrades :')

[@nicolaeceausescu2434]

Red salute comrades

[@якрчлюблюгерманию]

da konecno🙂

[@nicolaeceausescu2434]

@@якрчлюблюгерманию Bulgarian ?

[@якрчлюблюгерманию]

@@nicolaeceausescu2434неа, Россия :)

[@якрчлюблюгерманию]

@@nicolaeceausescu2434 Russian =)

[@berankb]

Teacher:Ok class today we will be learning the RUSSİA s history Girls:omg i heared about that famous writers Boys:URA!

[@deroivano4431]

URA!

[@baro27ka20]

Oha turk bir memer(miimer) aq

[@gopniksquathd9563]

It meaning KURWAAAAA

[@berankb]

@@baro27ka20 :] yani bende şaşırırdım pek memer yok türkiyede

[@Stella-ln9yr]

Oha Türk najsbshdhshwh

[@imamfaisal402]

This anthem makes me patriotic towards USSR 🇷🇺

[@leepobeepo3844]

How we want to evacuate the school: Chaos How teachers wants us to evacuate:

[@CAPTJared]

The fire would probably retreat.

[@FockeWulfFW200]

@@CAPTJared only if it's a french fire

[@xiongnu220]

@@FockeWulfFW200 more like a danish fire since denmark surrendered in 2 hours

[@blazkowicz9652]

Ahhh! Teachers are trying to make us brave for war!

[@russiaa.u2925]

We are to powerful, I would walk out like this any day

[@batatorchannel9364]

А ведь кто-то серьёзно подумает, что это советский марш на фоне играет

[@staszinchenko4676]

ахахаха

[@lolkeklokekovoch981]

Ага. Советский марш совсем другой

[@qwerty-vn3vi]

с таким маршем союз бы так просто не развалился )

[@trailergame4432]

Red Alert 3 кст очень подходит

[@CommissarChaotic]

It may be hilarious

[@SapperCreeps]

★ ☭ Да здравствует Союз Советских Социалистических Республик!

[@ПустиПавалюся]

А толку, он уничтожен буржуями и предателями на манер алаизыча

[@SapperCreeps]

@@ПустиПавалюся Как бы то ни было, ведь страна действительно разрушена!

[@ПустиПавалюся]

@@SapperCreeps ну так вот же , лозунгами делу не поможешь

[@tsarbombawithinternetconne875]

Soviet Union: *dies USA: finally we defeated the russ- Russian Federation: there is another

[@merlinthemidget]

The Soviet union kinda defeated itself

[@Aztlan632]

@@merlinthemidget CIA destabilization did

[@threestripesadidas6556]

H3h3

[@apo5895]

MerlinTheMidget ehm no ww2 and the Cold War destroyed the Soviet Union. Ww2 raped the demographics and the industry of them and the aftermath consequences of ww2 in this case the Cold War did the rest with the economical isolation of the Soviet Union the military Arms race With the west which destroyed the rest of the Soviet economy and the Soviet Afghan war so no it was the west and particularly Germany which destroyed the Union

[@haikal2306]

Ahem

[@arnabde1311]

1.9k NATO and U.S. officials and soldiers disliked the parade

[@lahiri07]

Arnab De lol

[@MCosan]

As a NATO soldier I like this march so much.

[@blarstone9322]

As U.S army soldier. The music is very motivating

[@bonzo1402]

@@MCosan but you should know, that it's not real soviet march

[@Solaire_au_Frohmage]

@T S yes, they have no existence today. So is Hitler, and so are the relatives. Which means that you still didn't answer the question about why you think Hitler is a normal thing to talk about and USSR is not.

[@saralebbar1046]

المجد والنصر لروسيا الاتحادية 🇷🇺🇷🇺♥️♥️

[@HellHawk0]

💓💓💓 عدو مفسدين الأرض ( امريكا)

[@Simo01.hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

لا ليست روسيا الاتحادية بل الإتحاد السوفييتي

[@kgb976]

Afghanistan: *Chilling* USSR:

[@kgb976]

@@SnipSnip477 Oh thats a illusion we made

[@ashkunhatefi6998]

​@@SnipSnip477 people like you are honestly stupid because anytime a person like you sees a funny ass history related joke, they have to bring their barely correct knowledge (you are right though, they did kick their ass kinda) on some random ass subject that has barely anything to do with the comment like what you just said and just ruin the joke and then you make the whole reply section controversial and then people start flipping each other off. Just read it and enjoy it, ok?

[@ashkunhatefi6998]

well, not stupid but lack humor

[@Real_SkyRipper]

@@SnipSnip477 "don’t bring Vietnam up because we actually won" what? if anything USA lost the Cold War, Korea was divided to be both Comm and Demo, Vietnam became Comm, Laos and Cambodia too, Cuba, etc.. Communism spread and won in all places, not to mention the biggest nation on Earth, China. Still fuck communism but saying they lost is just inaccurate.

[@hishamseddiqee9528]

bOREeeeeeeeeee, America did achieve their goal of toppling the Communist government and getting the Soviets our and bringing an Islamic government. Afghanistan’s went back to the stone ages after American interference

[@thurmanbaseballfuriesleade4302]

“The goal of socialism is communism” - Vladimir Lenin

[@shanky1751]

indeed comrade

[@novkorova2774]

"When we have full control of the population, resources and knowledge, we, the government will commit a political suicide and establish a society with no money, classes, private property or inequality" - Every socialist dictator ever

[@shanky1751]

@@novkorova2774 no that's factually incorrect no socialist dictator has ever said that, let alone all socialist dictators

[@novkorova2774]

@@cgbelikov6208 It always collapses becausw it cannot perform economic calculus.

[@aymanayad7230]

@@novkorova2774 weird way to spell CIA intervention

[@vlaimirin2677]

"Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly." - John F. Kennedy

[@mesopotamianguy9632]

putin, get the speakers we have to invade the school

[@p3ace_W4s_n3vEr_4n_0pTIoN]

He's talking about Soviet invasion of Afghanistam (December 1979- February 1989) my comrades

[@vojtasmejda1254]

@The Prince It was idiot who almost caused WW3...

[@vitonx4682]

@@p3ace_W4s_n3vEr_4n_0pTIoN everyone had a Communist phase, you'll grow out of it

[@StalinistSoviet]

слава советской армии!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/noS1mqGKncyniJI

[@Gamer_Kot]

Disclaimer if you think this is a hate comment then don't read it If there was no Soviet Reserved Tanks and Soldier's etc left in Russia Siberia Axis would won WW2 so we should say thanks to Russia & Soviet Union Love from India 🇮🇳🤝🏻🇷🇺

[@sacredwar]

@Your Father the allies wouldn't have won, if Germany defeated ussr they would have been much much stronger and can focus all their force on the allies. germany was also making their nukes so it would be possible the germany would have nuked them first edit: i am mistaken, germany wasnt close to making an atom bomb. but still, germany would not surrender to atom bombs, and luftwaffe would have repelled any bombers carrying nukes

[@Gamer_Kot]

@@sacredwar They were close they say that USA and Soviet Union stole the German Nuclear Secrets with those USA and USSR created nukes

[@emilamilaaa]

Wait a minute- is this normal that i listening to this all day?

[@gregdavidson7157]

God i really hate the "We" And "Our"

[@somerandomonline5117]

We* really hate

[@gregdavidson7157]

b r u h

[@birbboi4683]

ur not listening to it we are listening to our song

[@birbboi4683]

@@gregdavidson7157 hi

[@booter-tw7gd]

Me: * opens a pack of gum * The rest of the class:

[@ReivindicadorNacionalista]

You dont have We have

[@booter-tw7gd]

lovinvaxx 12 I made a rookie mistake. Thank you for correcting me comrade.

[@agaXM]

WE open a pack of gum

[@HamburgerFunny]

OUR gum

[@naxcibaycanballmappertp7489]

gum nedi?

[@kejwiethe1592]

In America, you carry the flag In soviet Russia, the flag carries you!

[@nonameguy717]

our flag comrade

[@theunremarkablysophisticat8856]

In America, you have Bomb In Russia, the Bomb have you In Japan *YOU ARE BOMB*

[@anuragmohanty8915]

@@theunremarkablysophisticat8856 Oh fuck. Your comment is so original ,that it made me.................. eat popcorn with my doggo and ruski cat.

[@endroholic7161]

@@anuragmohanty8915 shit you made me poop my pants

[@anassyria5176]

An oil field : Exists Democracy :

[@jovanchakraborty7384]

Anas Syria The irony

[@darthgames3]

hol' up

[@alial-bahathly7627]

Funny..

[@ColonizedEthan]

@@jovanchakraborty7384 it's strong

[@Yusuf-me5pd]

Exactly

[@SimleuSilvaniei]

Me and my friends After a day in moscow: Edit: Thx for almost 500 likes

[@AdealFelipe]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jX6WgqiwqrCHp5Y

[@sovietball6270]

I guess there's two of us?

[@якрчлюблюгерманию]

Да)

[@TheDiamondFish]

*our friends

[@theshadowassassin4043]

Comrad

[@dipanjanhore9880]

I wish you people will bring those glory again.....Uraaa Big love from India🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@darthvader5558]

American ads : buy 2 jeans get 1 shirt free Russian ads : buy 2 AK47 and get a T90 for free

[@Chleosl]

Really? Mine was T-80U btw

[@nauuwgtx]

But a first gen T-90

[@A_ghost_leviathan]

Sounds like a fair deal

[@Rabbit555-x6v]

@Василий Ушаков nice

[@LS.....]

Literally 😅😅😅😅

[@franktheco]

Everytime Putin closes his eyes, this is what he sees

[@СтепанБандера-в5т]

No

[@yojo1907]

Yes, of course, that's what Putin sees in neo-Nazi Russia or what he sees as the ugly face of Stalin.

[@Wheeley1337]

Putin has nothing in common with USSR and our great Warlords that passed away. That's why I left Russia. Russia will never be a great country untill this ВАSТАRD Putin dies.

[@Wheeley1337]

Sorry for my English

[@kekeezy]

@@yojo1907 what's funny is Navalny has some nazi values in his political view, Soviet Union wasn't nazist towards any of its people

[@SrTuwiguis]

it may sound crazy but I like the soviet union even if it's kind of a crime

[@jakoblorenz8723]

0:59 now that is satisfying

[@blazkowicz9652]

I can agree

[@aviationsgreatdisasters6663]

Physical Education in the US: 30 Laps around the field Physical Education in the Soviet Union:

[@yeetionary]

“Ok comrades. *we* need eighteen lines. We’ll go together,go!”

[@dr.dikenballs220]

Pull out Stalin’s lungs...from the garage comrade we r going for pt

[@derpypaws1250]

Must be an easy PE class, they are sitting and driving vehicles

[@raptordoniv6779]

All the way to Germany and back.

[@doookkk]

1979: this 2019: people can't choose what gender they are 😢

[@langos8444]

It changes Europan Union, in few years we must be Gays and Lesbiabns and there will be fucking African and Arabians

[@lukachabukiani2456]

ე წადი შენი დედაც კი მოვტყან

[@doookkk]

@@lukachabukiani2456 What?

[@lukachabukiani2456]

Я Грузин, Я Твой Маму Бил

[@silskabichara6780]

I'm a transfemaleormalegaylesbianbsexual gender

[@nasami6981]

Me: hit by the teacher My family of all generation:

[@Zervoich]

*calling every comrades*

[@hokihoki60]

You made à mistake comrad it's OUR Family not my

[@eymanhaykey238]

Lol

[@snowwolfgaming9800]

@@hokihoki60 He can comment anything he wants dude shut up

[@boranates1320]

@@snowwolfgaming9800 You clearly don't know what a joke is

[@Rager_Danger]

Girls locker room: THERES AN EARTHQUAKE RUN Boys locker room:

[@lukasvoorhis6964]

Actually this happened to me a year ago there was an eartchquake and girls were crying( I heard this from people telling me ) and everyone in the boys locker room just sat there and one of us even turned a phone on

[@abluerx7371]

When the teacher leaves

[@Ledboi420]

Fun Fact:The Reason why the girl's Locker room Had an Earthquake because the boys is driving trucks and tanks to make an Earthquake

[@gilee3249]

[This comment was removed by Stalin]

[@Cardboardtruck-vc2qw]

Gi Lee oooooooohhh!!

[@PollyGlodd]

[This user was sent to GULAG for being an enemy of the Motherland]

[@fransliszt]

The original cancel culture

[@b.7566]

Hold up, I didn't remove it edit : _we_ didn't remove it

[@ZaPidOrOV]

0:17 thi is Breznev

[@achilles7875]

ONE OF THE BEST WAR MUSIC

[@DeathMonkeys]

Teacher: today we will going to Stalingrad Girls: Ugh But Stalingrad is so cold! German exchange kid: *sweats nervously* Boys:

[@HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme]

Well I mean, I understand why he is afraid They are just gonna encircle him

[@nomenocare1306]

Make an original comment

[@Red__Ray]

Was geht ab

[@MrUtah1]

DeathMonkeys depends if he (or she) is East German or West German

[@itsjireel6790]

You’re not funny it could have been girls or the German exchange student . You’re not funny stop with your “jokes” I’m sure people liked it but didn’t laugh because of your comment . Stop the girls vs boys . Otherwise your 9

[@anusornchitphisal671]

Teacher : Why do you love Russia? My friends : Vodka, Russia girls. Me :

[@baaz0759]

😂

[@user-es3dr5xk8f]

Faking india.

[@basemrab3028]

@@user-es3dr5xk8f he's thai lmfao????

[@АлександрДидаш-ф7ы]

Руссия гирлз еще и дерется не дурно! Есть риск остаться без " пипетки"! Украинки и Россиянки . Бойся дурачек! Они очаровательны но могут сьесть тебя .:(

[@ForceThanawin]

@@basemrab3028 LMAO XD

[@Googolplexian01]

Russian kid: Some Germans are bullying me at school. Mom: Tell the teacher. Dad: Fight for yourself. Grandpa:

[@josephstalin7363]

I wish i was alive to see this.. I salute you for posting this! ☭

[@gaetanbusnel9179]

☭

[@NadeniciteBG]

☭☭

[@gamingdeeznuts]

are you true?

[@hsassan3725]

@@gamingdeeznuts yes he's true

[@gamingdeeznuts]

then why would he comment if hes true

[@ahmetsaruhan7774]

Ruslar manyak bı millet abi valahi

[@insertusername4716]

I am USA citizen...ones soldier and officer Soviet Union army. Nothing to hide... Proud of my service to Mother Land. 1981-83...

[@bullworthstudent9328]

Baron Joachim Von Munchausen du kann spricht deutsch?

[@breezeesquejo771]

@Jerry Starr you dont have a respect in soldier sh**

[@renegade25_banhammertech_40]

@Jerry Starr you capitalist pig are the only traitor, He 'll probably die for your country .

[@KengKengSijang]

FBI: Hey sir! Open the door!

[@gh0st017]

Baron Joachim Von Munchausen just ignore all these ignorant folks in the comment section. You sure did a fine job and I thank you for your service.

[@NickAndriadze]

*2:28* Wait! I have seen one of those in real life! This is Maz-537 Uragan _(Hurricane),_ a heavy Soviet nuclear missle carrier. Years ago, me and my father found the retired beast in a scrapyard _(if you're wondering what such a marvelous thing did in a junkyard, then just let me explain: Years ago, Georgian (Reminder that Georgia is a former Soviet country) military retired many of it's outdated Soviet vehicles, from where they were sold very cheaply to owners of one of Tbilisi's scrapyards),_ literally cut in half. The thing has eight wheels, but the cut-in-half ''variant'' had only four _(and what a size these wheels were! almost meter and a half across! this puts in comparison just how large these machines (and missles they were carrying) were)._ Despite being two whole times shorter then what it should have been, Maz-537 was still somehow much taller, longer and wider then most other Zil-s and Gaz-s we found rusting in a field.

[@Elwin123]

WOW

[@jebembabenapasach5070]

Sadge

[@наклоуне]

Красавчик

[@abdulelkhatib2674]

A meter and a half is 4' 11" For us Americans. That is hard to belive a vehicle could be that massive. Its amazing the things we have made.

[@TheGermanSoldier56]

Nice

[@Xander_Zimmermann]

I could hear lyrics without lyrics.

[@WillyParker04]

Same

[@frezetdiamond]

Same

[@ivucused7459]

Smae

[@tri_cr_isis_tc7604]

Same here comrade Xander

[@tonnymartinez8801]

Same 😎

[@swasticatch3854]

America in 1980s : where the strongest country in the world Soviet union : thats cute

[@HOPE-i6e]

Ready for Tsar Bomb

[@jimboonie9885]

@@HOPE-i6e *O U R B O M B*

[@HOPE-i6e]

@@jimboonie9885 Soyuz Nerushimi....

[@Rawhen_Rajew-aka-Rajubhai]

@ThEsAbEr holy shite did you just say the solution for revival of the soviet Union.. Oh no I don't feel so good-- kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaXPi3iBpK-aZ5I

[@verden2323]

@ThEsAbEr well china is seems to be falling so far India,Japan and Australia are in with US now the problem is that there are some politician in US that sold themeselves to china guest were screwed

[@jaxsTI]

American guy: what gender are you? Russian guy:

[@kevintimmer2219]

this is how i felt when going on a fieldtrip in school in winter

[@blazkowicz9652]

Teacher: We are going to Germany! Girls: OMG,l hate the cold but l bet the boys will look cute! Boys;

[@rrfly_7577]

Dont worry my friend just buy some vodka my friend, Cheers up brother

[@CCCP-2651]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqfOYXSCgK6biLM

[@CCCP-0917]

Слава Вооружённым Силам СССР! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXLYpYSAZZVnmLM

[@fakhrihuwaydi1521]

15 negara pecahan ussr 🇦🇲🇦🇿🇧🇾🇪🇪🇬🇪🇰🇬🇰🇿🇱🇹🇱🇻🇲🇩🇷🇺🇹🇲🇹🇯🇺🇦🇺🇿

[@azzamiv6905]

Beda bahasa bro

[@dart763]

🇦🇴🇨🇳🇻🇳🇰🇵🇩🇪

[@shinkreytpuylap]

@@dart763 I see what you did there

[@metnahakim7579]

Indo nesia

[@khalistanifreedomfighter3056]

Germany also

[@lemir04]

This makes me wanna start a revolution in my school

[@changemymind5438]

me too

[@lynnvogelstein4295]

I will join you

[@gebermotta2558]

The United nations going to your School:WE MUST DEFEND THE WORLD PEACE FOR THE GLORY OF GOD AND COUNTRY

[@twaikoz2965]

U first need an army

[@gebermotta2558]

@@twaikoz2965 i have an army