[Space Station 13] A Hijack Wizard walks into the bar. There is no counter.

[@pbv9]

Oh hey! I was the golem! I was a major clutz and just dusted myself 10 seconds after teleporting in. I felt soo bad the whole round watching knowing that I failed just about as bad as possible

[@GlareanLiebertine]

There is always next time, magic golem of destruction

[@Jebu911]

@@GlareanLiebertine Is there really a next time tho. Last 1000h of playing this game ive been wiznerd just once. Its damn unlikely to get to play the wizard unless you are blowing admin peepee.

[@swiftarrow1174]

@@Jebu911 who says you need to be a wizard to sow chaos?

[@Jebu911]

@@swiftarrow1174 No one i was talking about how unlikely it is to get a wizard role.

[@swiftarrow1174]

@@Jebu911 make your own wizard role. Science is basically wizard, you can teleport with xeno, fireballs with genetics, turn people into slimes with xeno, create golems with xeno, turn yourself into a runic golem and jaunt with xeno, literally anything a wizard can do is likely possible with xeno, did I mention how powerful xeno is?

[@crumblyguy1834]

The captain’s last attempt at defeating the wizard was removing his shoes

[@wayway7017]

and he succeded

[@seaseaseaseaseaseaseasea]

"This was the last I saw of my apprentice." is what makes legends cry.

[@Reshig]

I like how eager that golem was for causing destruction! I couldn't see a more fitting end for him, haha!

[@NoConsequenc3]

Fucking hilarious. Just straight up dusted themselves asap

[@bomk1680]

HELL YEAH IM SO EXCITED IMMA YEET MYSLEF INTO A FUCKING SM

[@domisunique]

Are we going to talk about the chad that was laughing because he was set on fire, and used that as an opportunity to set the wizard on fire?

[@emetanti]

Rules of robust combat: Use everything of your surrounding against the enemy, even if it means tackling the guy to burn em aswell.

[@5ilverstreak854]

Ye 11:50 good timestamp

[@WerewolfMinecraft]

"The wizard has been killed by the crew! The Space Wizards Federation has been taught a lesson they won't soon forget." That hasn't been fixed yet?

[@shelteredfreak951]

you gotta alt-click the shuttle console a few times to actually hijack.

[@Tommy-mk9bo]

@@shelteredfreak951 yea but the shuttle was hijacked as you can see at the end of the vid

[@brandrcjcorbin5397]

@@shelteredfreak951 no that's for tg, for paradise and goon you have to ensure you are the only living thing left aboard the shuttle, it's even harder than tg

[@Jebu911]

My favorite player was the chad captain. That fight was tense. He just tried to be sneaky on that chair too.

[@Kenionatus]

I imagine it more like a "I was awaiting you, Mr. Bond" kind of scene. Captain really should have had a whiskey glass in one hand.

[@slumlord6821]

you have to give props to larry for getting murdered and coming back every 5 minutes

[@lemonbot4906]

*Can't keep a good HOS down!*

[@kukaracila2152]

“And remember son - dying is gay.” -last words of destruction wiznerd to his golem as his apprentice dusted himslef shortly afterwards…

[@newhampguy]

LOL that captain in the end proved to be a badass. Only wish he turned his chair around to face you when you saw him 😂

[@swiftarrow1174]

I'm in this! I'm breathes-the-fire, the chemist who threw that fire grenade into maint and killed the sec officers instead of you. Fun round

[@KubinWielki]

You should now proudly wear an updated name of Breathes-the-friendly-fire

[@GrinchAxel]

So the captain teleported into the shuttle's cockpit and didn't take a beacon with them? wow. if they had you would have been swarmed by an entire angry station with guns and lasers.

[@SlashSlay]

Or he could jump in that cockpit and use traps. Most likely that would kill them

[@klearch7706]

i think it is not possible to teleport on shuttle, when it is already in flight

[@randomnerd9088]

@@klearch7706 It is with beacon

[@NinjaBusCow]

That was a hype game, you ran them around in circles. The Final fight was hype as heck and just badass. Damn though, a shame about the shoes.

[@InternetTAB]

local crew reverts to neanderthals crafting spears and bats in a desperate attempt to save a shitty shuttle

[@wittyson]

GAR'YOK... If only Thor shouted that every time he brought back Mjolnir...

[@azericthetraveller6355]

I’m now realizing how wild mjolnir is. It’s just an electric fire axe with absurd knock back.

[@Iarley12314]

Nice edit in whole video man, i was really tense in the shuttle part. I liked so hard

[@pupinator98]

was great when you hit the guy out of the airlock and the other bit when you hit the guy, dragged his body to the door, and hit his body into the other guy

[@Recoherent]

I love seeing sec get hit by the thrown hammer, and just flying off screen leaving only a stun baton where they once stood. Very cartoonish!

[@Toxic-u5m]

man look at that good old borg hurting humans. i hate borg players

[@bloatatoeminis5976]

Could be crewsimov, wizard is not crew

[@meatballphilosopher5734]

Yeah, especially secborgs. You can pretty much FEEL them seething to kill someone/disobey their laws. They pray to be emagged every round.

[@arcalyte4905]

@@meatballphilosopher5734 s e e t h i n g

[@paracovo]

Borgs who start killing and disobeying their laws = shit Borgs who overhear security talking about executing an antagonist, so they stage a jailbreak to obey their laws = based

[@wayway7017]

@@bloatatoeminis5976 a borg hit wiz like 10 seconds after discovering there was a wiz. no way did they do a law in 10 seconds

[@florianjuhas8344]

Mad + rep for ruffy for going for wiz's shoes

[@coriae]

having your chapters be your music list is genius

[@aj_the_infamous1013]

wizard gets a hammer "hm... this hammer mighty YEET" random people "what?" gets thrown to the other room.

[@Mr_Dimento]

Epic journey, even with a epic final boss fight with the captain.

[@archdruidbookwalter951]

The Calamity music makes the video so much more awesome :D

[@dahlular]

Holy shit, that was unironically the best goddamn thing to watch

[@benjaminriggs6881]

I put all your vids on repeat just for the music and to look over and see some cray shit going down

[@warpedprodigy8297]

Yesss Dokuro makes the best music, love your background music choice!

[@zicirado123_3]

Your taste in background music. Is awesome

[@Axehilt]

Great round to watch! Does make me glad this sort of round isn't _that_ common on Fulpstation, since the closer an antag's goals are to "kill everyone" and when there are fewer, superpowered antags, that tends to not play as fun overall (since players are knocked out of commission brutally). Game's strength is definitely in all the interconnectedness between all the different systems, and then having a few spicy antags disrupting a few of those systems (and then perhaps even more importantly: each of those individual jobs is a really deep game just by itself). Still, I think there's room for things like war ops (nukies with a loud public declaration that this is a killmonger round) since that at least gives everyone time to prepare and to realize they have a clear objective (kill the nukies) since the ambiguity of the wizard is why every person on the station wasn't running up to chip away at your health at every opportunity. But again, tons of fun to watch rounds like this from the perspective of one of the only players who got to have fun. ;)

[@slh8505]

5:18 I LOST IT when that dude was sent flying, that man got kakyoin'd

[@FatCat919]

very cool gamer

[@zevo2437]

Had my first ever wizard round recently and got hijack on icebox. Made a build similar to this but with a laughter demon instead of an apprentice. Definitely a great one, and ended up winning because of it. Voidtouched Larry Major.

[@weinre9659]

teleports onto the supermatter. fucking legnd.

[@Dwane77Loki]

Love the video, great music choice.

[@snootgamenotofficial]

That golem mimics, wow, and you caughting the mimic also wow

[@troyturk3510]

wizard: I like dogs, I taking this one with me the very next moment the dog is lit on fire wizard: *anggy*

[@supermal112233]

25:18 THE REAL BATTLE BEGINS NOW!

[@pauldark1547]

the frustration is real bro, but good vid.

[@foof811]

i despise borgs that valid hunt.

[@wayway7017]

that wasnt validhunt that was breaking their laws.

[@Aze-Aze]

very based magic man buys shuttle from cringe captain and security (gone wrong) (clown died)

[@athath2010]

Niiiiiice. Tip: You can click+drag your spells to be closer to the center of your screen, so that your mouse doesn't have to go as far to reach them (or to come back from clicking on them). I usually arrange my spells and changeling abilities in a circle with a radius of about 2.5 tiles, aiming to position them on tile corners so that they can't hide people behind themselves. I'm surprised you took The Traps! (instead of, say, Knock, or a staff of healing), seeing as how you had an apprentice who wasn't immune to it, but hey, it looked like that worked out for you quite nicely. I'm also surprised that you didn't check the captain's backpack for a teleporter beacon- if I had been that captain, I'd have kept the beacon from the departure lounge (actually, does Pubby even have a beacon there? I forget) in my backpack and told another crew member to teleport to that beacon at the last moment to ruin your hijack.

[@MelbertSS13]

I know about unlocking action buttons, I just don't really care enough to move 'em since i'm used to them being up top. But I appreciate the tip. I took The Traps instead of another utility spell 'cause they were an alien alloy golem that could only cast fireball - healing didn't matter and they can fireball when stunned anyways. I'm pretty sure the captain intended on bringing a beacon on board but they either didn't find one or the AI was too slow at opening the teleporter or something, but the thought did cross my mind.

[@athath2010]

@@MelbertSS13 Fair enough. Still, you might want to train yourself to get used to it, as it REALLY makes a difference for aimed spells like Fireball (and for changeling stings), sort of like how hotkeys REALLY make a difference for flashes, batons, and shovestun->cuffings. The staff would have been less for the golem and more for you, but yeah, I think you made the right call there.

[@Tory-JJ]

this is the most metagamey shit i've read in awhile lol

[@athath2010]

@@Tory-JJ How on Earth is that "metagamey"? Do you know what the term "metagamey" actually means, or are you just using it to refer to anything you don't do yourself?

[@laserzephyr2608]

@@Tory-JJ yeah, you mean *powergamey* right? even so, its completely Valid

[@beanboy1145]

Traps and zappy hammer? Daring today are we?

[@Nickyonzaza]

Mijonir should have a link system, like the rod of ascephlious, so it always come back when you throw it

[@GrimmNaka]

Rest in Piece Corgi

[@jacoblamb5409]

13:21 OH SHIT LOOK ITS ME, I ALMOST FUCKED YOU UP MAN LOL

[@Banz8089]

This is the kinda shit that inspired me to play SS13, I wish I could be as robust as fuck like this, but I'm making my way there

[@GanderH]

the moment you reappear and the dog gets lit on fire. truly sad

[@Femo-ok]

Cap almost had you in the last fight.

[@Leif_Nobody]

Rhials got hammered. Good times.

[@madcat789]

Oh, I just realized that I know Jessica Cox! Man, its been ages.

[@Dorf274]

Medborg attacking you at at 4:20 broke rules smh

[@Dorf274]

@ Seems unlikely his laws were changed that quickly

[@ricecooker7037]

Great music choice

[@ivanjanka2910]

fucking calamity music, great stuff

[@jackfire3439]

love the music you get a like just for the music

[@juke9674]

Literally final boss

[@luis-mora4444]

You0re are great player, really fun to watch you play

[@atersol346]

Niiice, earned a sub :)

[@The_Mister_E]

Man, I wish I was there to get wizzed on...

[@zubinzuro]

RIP AND TEAR

[@jambothejoyful2966]

Lmao calamitas hijacks shuttle

[@Dethstorm]

Beautiful

[@dvidio2509]

what a journey

[@notloopers1110]

dud you got a fucking finale duel with the captain, you really did just play out a video game plot

[@spacehitler4537]

Wait did the null rod iust let a chaplain walk through forcwall?

[@jamesgaming7198]

Was that mediborg at the start that sawed you on Asimov?

[@philsmith3656]

Epic video

[@fernando47180]

3:30 fucking great

[@ronmka8931]

the one thing that pains me that you weren't finishing off people and letting them live

[@goobagaaba1600]

Wholesome

[@renojackson2666]

How did the captain get onto the shuttle?

[@MelbertSS13]

hand teleporter

[@ElijahSmith]

14:35 ROFL

[@Sir_Ninonino]

I was hoping someone would comment on it, that was brutal!

[@ParrFigg]

Beta borg breaking laws 4:19

[@kittlemax836]

If someone is on the floor the hammer should one shot em if you go for the head

[@yootoobaccnt529]

Rhials is dead

[@justpette1503]

Can you say which server it is though?

[@MelbertSS13]

/tg/ manuel

[@brandrcjcorbin5397]

What server is this?

[@MarioSupersonic]

last weeks wizard sucked in comparison to this weeks wizard 10/10