Shoot 'Em Up Is Movie Jesus Only More Sacred

[@SpaceIce]

Patreon: www.patreon.com/Space_ice

[@ShopTunes999]

Please do "falling down" thx bruh

[@WarDaddy_21]

"Innocent women start getting killed in the park, which usually means Seagal got loose." 😂😂

[@ProfessionalLoiter]

Steven seagal is to heavy to be on fix my 600 pound life let alone be contained lol

[@williamtoad8040]

@@ProfessionalLoiterif only he didn’t love the fuck outta cookies so much

[@MrSailorboykelly]

@@williamtoad8040be careful or he’ll snatch your mutherfuckin birthday!

[@thatgeminiankid]

Hahahah😂😂😂😂

[@jojofeeny3730]

I mean, where is the lie?

[@civil_villain]

"Nobody's used a gun in over a minute" **gun gets thrown** "Nobody's fired a gun in over a minute"

[@Ohflipsnap]

Attempts were made.

[@muhammadusmanrafique3517]

Jokes on you, i dont need a movie to make me realize how useless i am

[@EN-mh4og]

My dad returned with the milk just to tell me that I'm useless and left

[@1FokkerAce]

Damn… you beat the rest of us to it. 😄

[@mikemiguel1336]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jif69]

Fax

[@danjonmills]

He said worthless not useless; but yeah, you're probably both.

[@OratoryJamesIV]

This movie is to physics what Seagal is to self-awareness.

[@jamescoole]

10/10. No notes.

[@Confucius_Says...]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NguyenPham-bl6qm]

Then we got Wanted (2008).

[@korbell1089]

"Women in labor are so useless in gunfights!"🤣🤣

[@hollyperrin7353]

That is sooooo unbelievably sexist! The Women in Labor Gunslingers Union would beg to differ!

[@1amazingnow]

Sadly, labor is the only thing they are good for.

[@dantauche7917]

True words have na'er been spoken.

[@dekoflores3637]

​@@hollyperrin7353😂😂😂

[@johnsebok3555]

He is not wromg.

[@Dave.Angel.Eco.Warrior]

This was un-ironically one of my father's favourite films. Rest in Peace Dad. Thanks Space Ice

[@Groaznic]

Rest in peace your dad. He had great taste and sense of humour. I know it's very hard, but we keep them in our hearts with us as we move forward. And listen to 36 crazyfists songs about keeping them in our hearts as we move forward.

[@heyitsvonage2768]

Your dad must've had a great sense of humor! May his legend live on

[@verlinswarey507]

Yeah,this is an underrated movie that most people have forgotten! Giamatti really kicks it up a notch

[@pauperslament3467]

💪

[@nicholasbrown668]

Don't know your dads name, but im gonna crack open a cold one tonight and watch it in his memory. Hope you are restin easy up there Dave's dad

[@felyxmillicent6538]

Saw this in theaters with a packed crowd and it was nothing short of life changing.

[@alo4912]

You've lived a full life👍

[@kalkella8822]

You cut the best line for your Seagal roast. "That ponytail doesn't make him look young, hip, or cool."

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

Too on the nose

[@Romanyourcousin]

Space ice should be the only valid video reviews on KZbin

[@hollyperrin7353]

CinemaSins is also funny AF… along with Real Trailers.

[@relic1882]

Let's not forget Honest Trailers. These guys should all work together to make the ultimate review.

[@hollyperrin7353]

@@relic1882 I meant to say Honest Trailers, not Real Trailers. 😬 Very funny!

[@Groaznic]

@@hollyperrin7353 Space ice, Pitch meeting and Critical drinker. The holy trinity of all movie critique.

[@christophermorris173]

Can you tell me how I can like this comment twice lol? Spot on!!!

[@Ryan-er7ci]

the way you say "son of a bitch" gets me every time

[@draicor]

and OMG too lol

[@sharpfalcon6196]

"Holy shit!" is another one.

[@zacharyneely]

Space Ice… the line about “locking eyes and nodding while turning away in shame” was hilarious. Bravo 👏🏻

[@VeeeeeryDisturbing]

“She tries to help the only way she can, by doing the dishes” 😂😂😂

[@audiolatte]

This is the comment I was looking for, that part had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😅

[@popjaw1andOnly]

"...and f-ked that up, too!" I'm typing dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@JaghataiK]

That creepy baby is now a more legitimate action star than Steven Seagal.

[@1amazingnow]

Baby sleeps through all of it because his ears are ringing from all the shooting

[@hollyperrin7353]

Great! Just great! You just gave away the best kept “How to get your baby to sleep real quick” secret from the Appalachian Mountains!!!

[@mediocreman2]

You mean because the baby is deaf.

[@dantauche7917]

"Women in labor are so useless in gunfights". No truer words have ever been spoken.

[@redrick8900]

Tell that to Claudia Black.

[@MatadorShifter]

Don't let all the bullets distract you from the fact that at the beginning of 2000s Steven Seagal released a song called Strut where he sings with a fake Jamaican accent and starts the song with a line that goes "me want the poonani"

[@shanchan8247]

I'm scared to look for it...hold me please?

[@pauperslament3467]

Jesus. Make a Blockbuster Hit Movie, why don't you.

[@PRINCEPRO]

😂😂😂

[@sts25186055]

“I don’ like cookie…. I LOVE IT!”

[@Mvelase4]

My goodness, I thought this was just a silly joke 😂😂😂😂😂 the man is unhinged 😭

[@houseofhas9355]

The real reason this movie was made will make you love it even more. Everyone involved loved it and were having a great time just being awesome.

[@main_stream_media_is_a_joke]

This movie is choke full of ridiculous fight scenes and 1 liners. Clearly everyone working on this film was having a blast. High quality pure escapism....

[@TheTuttle99]

...so what's the reason??

[@ephraimwinslow]

It is so hard explaining to people that Paul Giamatti makes a compellingly funny hitman...

[@ssoory6343]

The guy chewing the scenery in this movie is like a kid on a sugar high. Just pure joy 😄😄

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Giamatti is complex. Looked like Osmosis Jones in the movie Big Fat Liar.

[@jakebroz9116]

​@@MariuszMroczek-dd7kulmfao "IM BLUE!!!!!!!"

[@andreapehjerne8490]

He should have some wine.

[@superbombasticbubblingplastic]

Just when I thought the spark plugs wouldn't be spittin Space Ice comes through!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rafaelsegovia6127]

"Even though it's her fault, he has to make it up to her because the world is fucking stupid and that's how shit works". .. The story of my life. 🤣🤣

[@classic.cameras]

LOL 7:17 a Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light reference "Destroying beer brands" So funny 🤣

[@hollyperrin7353]

😂😂😂

[@justinroberts7373]

😂😂😂 Thanks for pointing that out! I didn't get it till now.

[@nathanwilliams4005]

Honestly wasn't sure what he had meant until I read your comment. I thought he meant Bud Light, but didn't understand the reference. I'm a big dumb dumb. 😞

[@castleofaargh2093]

Genius 😂

[@favoritemustard3542]

...& then they proceeded to fan the flames, saying they didn't like their general customer base through mean tweets. Who does that? 🍻

[@Kantami]

underrated movie.

[@AbdulB]

Watched it like 20 times.

[@colinmx.]

Yes

[@WhoaD614]

100%

[@ihadnoideathatgoogleallowe6551]

Loved this movie.

[@banditandi5434]

Clive Owen MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!!!!!

[@willbohland3698]

Where he SHOWED THE WORLD...

[@thedarknight241]

You know it’s going to be a good day when Space Ice has new content.

[@hollyperrin7353]

Unless you’re Steven Seagull.

[@philiphunn194]

I love this movie, in part because Paul Giamatti is clearly having the time of his life chewing holes in the scenery. The gunfights ignoring pesky inconveniences like the laws of physics just makes it even better.

[@kevlarvest7375]

DUDE! Shoot'em Up was my movie! Watched it so many times, you have no idea how hard this one hits for me 😁

[@ssoory6343]

Its the only movie since Lord Of The Rings to stick to its title 🤣

[@SteefPip]

I've always thought this movie is underrated. It at no point tries to be serious and I respect that.

[@StephenSmith-zp7pf]

Thank you for the PSA on Male Bathroom Protocol a much needed reminder.

[@Ryujin13x]

Unspoken man's bathroom codes

[@hollyperrin7353]

As a lady, I find it informative.

[@ParkingLotBacon]

Shoot Em Up always played like an action movie music video. So damn good

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

It’s a terrible movie 😂

[@jamescoole]

​@@MaxPower-ke5rq Booooo. Boooo this man!

[@kingschwag4208]

“Little miss I can’t help when I’m crowning” 😂😂😂😂 SI you are f’ing hilarious. Love the vids

[@danny920538]

Damn only took 1:27 for Seagal to catch a stray.😂

[@hollyperrin7353]

😂😂😂

[@jamescoole]

Love to see it.

[@favoritemustard3542]

A stray skunk on his head 😂

[@Tylor_taichou]

If this movie had come out after The Dark Knight I'd say Paul Giamatti is doing a pretty good impression of Heath Ledger's Joker, but the fact that his impression is this good a year before that movie came out is blowing my mind.

[@cladalmar8510]

Not taking anything away from Ledger but his Joker was not original.

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

@@cladalmar8510was is supposed to be? He was a method actor, I’m pretty sure he was pretty well read on the character and the prior iterations

[@jmo2475]

This might could be, my favorite channel.

[@hollyperrin7353]

I, too, am well-versed in the ancient and hidden dialect of Sensei Seagull. From one initiate to another… I love me the hell outta some cookies.

[@vanpunk]

I don't know how you manage to stay totally freaking awesome but each new episode proves how hard you rock!

[@prxnceanime6335]

8:52😂😂😂 *”goddamn it giamatti could you please turn down the awkwardness”* *Space ice banter with giamatti is official now*

[@sinofprides]

"I can't help because I'm crowning" is wiiiiild

[@dekoflores3637]

5:51We know you're Merry f**ing Poppins. Bruh😂😂😂😂you are killing me

[@cgsweat]

We just found a new villain for The Vile Eye to analyze! Paul Giamatti's disappoint after driving over a baby and realizing it's just an android... lmao

[@cgsweat]

lmao this movie plays metal while showing Clive Owen delivering a baby and shooting its umbilical cord? I'm in!

[@hollyperrin7353]

Real men don’t wait for the doctor to hand them the scissors!

[@ThePNW]

5:47 that Unabomber part is worth re-watching😂😂

[@ldyschk2]

I was looking for a comment on this part! "If that's what they think, then you CAN go!" 😂

[@PedroCarvalho-xd4fo]

"the writers ran out of whatever they were on"...Space Ice never stops to come with this amazing lines, God bless you bro.

[@MentLeee]

Fun Fact: This movie was made as a slight nod to the Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd cartoons. Hence the carrots and him saying “what’s up Doc”..Such a great fun action movie.

[@luckystriker7489]

Space Ice is internet gold. I have to see this now.

[@BrockLee3]

CLIVE OWEN: "I love the f*^k out of carrots."

[@pjdiver3]

My man knows what an APGAR score is...as an EMT, I'm impressed

[@darpanbhuyan1909]

This movie is one of my all time favs!

[@Anynom]

Damn do I love this movie. The rare parody so pitch-perfect, it's indistinguishable from what it's parodying.

[@NightWolve75]

It was so good that I made my friend/neighbor a DVD-R of it, and he was forever grateful, also blown away by it!

[@BriGuyIT]

"He means awesome" Space Ice is a Strapping Young Lad fan, and I didn't think this channel could get any cooler.

[@reignfire85]

This film is such dumb fun I can't help but love it. The sign fight at the beginning, the robot baby and Paul's line being so accurate, and utterly absurd gun violence, all of it is just irresistible. I'm glad to hear that there's another film coming, I hope it gets made and we all get another fun flick.

[@garethmoores4168]

Clive Owen is such an underrated movie legend! One of these days he'll get the recognition he deserves ❤

[@TheGeneralSoundwave]

When he was in Bourne, I thought that was gonna be a major American break for him… role didn’t last long enough

[@garethmoores4168]

@@TheGeneralSoundwave yeah that totally sucked! He was so good as the assassin/other agent and then ten minutes later it was over...I've always thought he was a great actor kinda ignored by Hollywood because he's not American. At least in shoot em up he gets to be the man. He was good in sin city too! ♥️

[@KareemHarper]

This movie is an underrated masterpiece that literally (per the director) is a Looney Toon's cartoon come to life in a hardcore world, and Clive is literally Bugs f'ing Bunny with a vengeance!

[@tonytoes0]

So is Paul Elmer Fudd or Daffy Duck?

[@grimdolo918]

@@tonytoes0 I would say Daffy. Just because I could see Giamatti saying, "You're dessssspicable!"

[@lotus-prince]

@@grimdolo918 He's Elmer Fudd. There's a part where his ringtone goes off, and it's Ride of the Valkyries ("kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit").

[@KareemHarper]

@@tonytoes0 Fudd, per the commentary track on the old DVD.

[@philiphunn194]

Smith even says “What’s up Doc?” at one point. Subtle 😂

[@kiju0923]

One of the best KZbin channels I’m here supporting on frame 1

[@gregjaro-mk7zs]

ONE OF THE BEST ACTION COMEDY FILM EVER WITH CLIVE OWEN'S HILARIOUS BUGS BUNNY LINE, "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" LOL! 🥕🔫🎯🎞️🎬🎥🤣

[@christopherwebb3517]

"Women in labor are so useless in gun fights." You could say that again! Geeesh!!🙄

[@rikkertkriek200]

Space Ice; the only thing that is disapointing about your video's, is when they end... They should never end. You are a genius. Im here since you had 15k subs, i love it! Thanks! ❤

[@PCBToxin]

Never seen it, now it's on my list to watch.

[@aldoluis89]

Love the Seagal cameos 😂

[@StarHunter28]

An engagement gun, now i finally know how to propose.

[@johnsmith7298]

Space Ice is the man.

[@BZolti]

We want skydiveshooting to AC-DC!

[@tommyfuego1]

I love the fact that every video contains Seagal slander, no matter if he's in it or not

[@colinfinnell2673]

The fact the shootout sex scene had to be cut out is a shame to humanity. Never had to see this man edit a movie so much lol

[@UniverseIs...]

That carrot tho.

[@mr.uncleg5307]

Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd

[@DeathRobotKailozo]

Thank you, Space Ice. It’s exciting to see your interpretation of how gungagement rings still may have a place in our modern society.

[@EvertfromNederland]

I was hoping for a sequel where the baby was grown up. "Born in a fire fight, never knew his mom, the first sound he heard was gun fire, the first smell was gun powder, his umbilical chord was blown off by a 9mm and heavy metal calms his nerves". Sounds like a bad ass to me.

[@anthonychristianson411]

This man always finds a way to tie Steven Seagal into every video 😂😂😂

[@idicula1979]

So FUCKING cool. This and Children of Men that also stars Clive Oven are almost like the same movie with one being a humorous take and one being a dystopian reality, but they’ve got one thing in common their FUCKING COOLNESS !!!

[@thermalnoise2976]

This channel deserves way more subs. Comedy Gold

[@KENTRAVEIANG]

This movie feels like a fever dream or some shit. Idk, it's so weird that i can't explain it.

[@SinethembaMbebe]

"You both give a nod and look away in shame".😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@356Krisu]

I love how this review fakespoils the events of the movie so when you watch it you go 'oh you Space Bastard, you got me again'

[@BEHEMONAUT]

The thumbnail and title evoke so much awe, captivating and disarming even the most hardened cynics. Legendary.

[@FiremanKevin]

This was an under appreciated movie

[@patropierre]

“Little miss I can’t help because I’m crowning..” Too good sir.

[@kzrmxmln]

Didn't you already do this movie? I'm not complaining, tho. Can you do that Chuck Norris movie where he stopped a chainsaw with his bare hands?😂

[@favoritemustard3542]

You're probably thinking of Honest Trailers.

[@MP-db9sw]

Hilarious review of a highly underappreciated movie AND a bunch of great Seagal roasts 👍

[@paulnolan4971]

Yup, makes me feel like a million dollars instead of £1m

[@the-trustees]

Cutting the cord with a bullet sounds like an idea someone came up with while tripping hard. That it got into a movie is somehow even more crazy than the idea itself! 😂

[@dix0n778]

Clive Owen is Jason Statham with GREAT HAIR.

[@milos2478]

I remember back in late 2008 , I got from someone 5 divx movies from 2007 burned on DVD: Shoot Em up, Resident Evil: Extinction, Shooter, Hitman and The 4th Man (Thriller movie from Serbia). I watched those movies so many times on DVD player, but Shoot Em Up was my obsession. From 2008-2016 Shoot Em Up was my no.1 movie of all time, that was probably from my 11th age to 20th, after that my taste in movies change . I can't understand myself why I had obsession with this movie, it was something unique with those gunfights and whole movie to me felt like a video game and whole edgy tone with gritty cinematography was cool. Every time I think about Shoot Em Up, it brings so many nostalgic memories. Great video man.

[@jwnj9716]

Watch out! It's Bugs Bunny with a gun.

[@New_atheist]

Finally a new vid, was rewatching the old one and still wasn’t bored

[@PatrickMaliha]

It wasn’t until I watched this movie a second time that I realised it was a parody/spoof of action movies and… that’s when I loved it. Yes, ALL of the hints are there; he eats carrots like Bugs Bunny, he’s in ridiculous situations where ANYONE would die, but he doesn’t. And, of course the NAME OF THE FREAKING MOVIE IS “SHOOT ‘EM UP”. But, still, it took me a second look to figure it out 🤣🤣🤣

[@browningcq]

Pretty sure that baby’s ears were absolutely wrecked by the time he jumps through that window at the beginning haha

[@valdivia1234567]

Is Clive Owen becoming the British Nicolas Cage?

[@jamescoole]

I sure fucking hope so. The only thing better than Nic Cage is more Nic Cage.

[@iamgroot4080]

Hands down, the best channel on KZbin

[@peternincompoop9553]

Paul Giamatti pays to watch me sleep. When I wake up, the drool on my pillow isn't always my own.

[@brookspn]

"If that's what they think, then you *can* go!" Fantastic. Also, that baby is deaf for sure.

[@charlesyoung9980]

I don't need a movie to realize how worthless I am. I have an ex wife.

[@ToGoBox69]

Sir, you never cease to entertain me. Thank you for the years of amazing block buster hits!

[@spongerobert]

"So we can finally get good movies again" Imagine that! I'm not exaggerating when I say that in the last 4 or 5 years I've only been excited for a handful of movies.

[@fernandocadena2625]

6:51 she tries to help by doing the dishes 😂😂😂. Why don't you give a woman a watch .......... Because there's a clock on the stove 😂😂😂

[@1amazingnow]

Just realised that it’s a Children of Men sequel. Mind-blowing!

[@TheMrFishnDucks]

Great video. Couldn't stop laughing. Keep up the good work.

[@ssoory6343]

I stumbled upon on this movie, some 5 yrs ago by some accident and downloaded it. its easily the most fun i had watching an action movie from start to finish. And Giamatti made me snigger in joy at how over the top he was

[@jamescoole]

Great to see this underappreciated classic getting some love.

[@crabhater9373]

I really appreciate how you take the time out of each of your videos to shit on Seagal. Even when the movie has nothing to do with him, he still gets some shade whenever possible. It really elevates the experience.