"post-murder afterglow" lmao

We're all making fun of Seagal for having his body double walk for him, but that's something we need to work on too. Need to level up boys.

How this KZbin channel doesn’t have 1 million subscribers is a crime of humanity

@micheal. some ideas; 7 segals can form voltron. maybe they can get ancient texts and go on mythical archeological adventures or they can battle others for the voltron powerpills. how about pacman segal.

All Seagulls movies are pathetic, but laughable for the faces he puls, the smug smirky 'smiles', and have been watching a few of them just for the comedy and pathetic gun fights, The one I watched this morning and forget the title was not worth remembering, and fell asleep after about 15 minutes of total crap. He always seems to wear gaudy coats and decked out with bead necklaces, and in the early days with his straggly hair in a pony tail, and the foul mouth who can speak without all the MF's and Fxck swear words all the time, whereas other action heroes manage to speak with out all the swearing language. I mean, I swear a fair bit, but, never in mixed company, whereas this oaf does it all the time... I think the only one movie that was quite decent was Under Siege, and was a lot of fun watching him run like a lanky girl.... Plus his early films he always been surrounded by pretty girls wearing not a lot, and manages to slobber all over them, and pity the poor actresses who had to put up with this entitled narcissistic dandiprat...In interviews he is always very economic with the truth

That's definitely a man's fault 😂😂😂

I would love to hear what seagull has to say about spaceice shitting on him 😂 He'll probably try to beat him😂😂

A quick message for the audience but yet there is no audience 😂😂

It all started going downhill during re 2 lmao

“They have to take him along if they wanna be Oscar eligible” 😂😂💀

Love this fn movie

45 year old little brother 😂😂😂

He Is leathal 😂😂

I wish he’d gone all in on the sarcasm and given it to seagal

🤣🤣🤣

do not forget KFC

I'm so sorry for anyone who actually paid money to see this film. That summary was hilarious.

You leave exit wounds alone this was good at the time, it was around the start of the millennium were wirework was used in every action movie matrix, romeo must die, mutant x etc lol

Honestly i think this has to be one of his best endings, sure the one liners and dialog never match up but that ending was kinda cool

holy fn sh!t. this dude is the best commentator of all fn time. there should be an extra "free" you da man accolade to give to creators that ROCK this fn hard.😆 BADA BUPA DAAAAA, IM LOVIN IT.

Every scene is worse than the other 😂

This movie is literally the real life version of Threat Level Midnight

Please review seagal sniper special ops…😂

I fuxking love your channel.

I am here for the narration of these crap films... it makes it worth watching...hahahahaha

Slapitty slap!

Why is every scene green screen

A beer , a blunt , and spaceice .. life is good.

i just watched the weirdest film and the movie review is just the same hahahaha

“Wakes up as Taylor Swift” 😂😂😂

14:21 Seven of Steven Seagull? What in gods name you brought upon us

Man, most of Seagal’s stuff makes barely a lick of sense, but this one is the just the icing on the cake. There is just zero continuity, is there? It’s almost impressive

This has become one of my favorite channels, please keep making videos!!!!!

Conan the Destroyer is a great movie. It’s everything an adventure movie should be.

I’m gone shon you God does exists.

A great movie.

Saw this in the theater when it came out. I was 10.

Wakes up from people being happy 😂😂😂 bro you have me in stitches😂😂😂 Your channel + 💨 = 💀

He loves what Arnold did to the place and asked for tips

I must admit, that looked like a Breen movie with Nicholas Cage in it.

What happens if you say Steven Seagulls name 3 times in front of a mirror ?

That's not just an assault rifle zip tied to the drone--it's an airsoft FAMAS.

@SpaceIce you've just killed me off with that.... Defo one of your best!! 🤣🤣🤣☠💀💩

Serious question: Did Seagal play Eddie Munster as a kid?

I just realized that American Cyborg is the exact same film. Ah the 80s 😌

how have you not done johnny mnemonic

Like the first one more.

Space Ice deserves some kind of reward. lol.