Spank The Monkey Lends A Hand

[@The1958Rocker]

Hilarious. All these books are brilliant. We all need to know how that woman can read these out without laughing. #take97? 😂😂

[@davidgarris2513]

It sounds like a guy to me.

[@RealShrimpu]

Umm sir..this "woman" got a dicc

[@The1958Rocker]

Mad Moxxi I think you’re right! 😂😂😂👍

[@annadurand4341]

The1958Rocker m

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

That is a man

[@hellxsco]

_Spank was there to lube his tool_ *_...and help him b u s t t h a t n u t !_* Bruh, Now you're not even trying to be subtle.

[@vinceharrin4490]

😂😂😂

[@angelmiau8445]

2:11

[@realdeal98]

HONESTLY LIKE WTF LMAO

[@quartexgames9834]

There's a typo, the meant *bust a move*

[@alfieomega]

it still fits with everything else a nut is a mechanical part, like a bolt or a screw

[@the1andonlydrmixxel]

Imagine a kid reads this as a child, abd years later they pick up the book again, and then they're like: excuse me *WHAT THE FUUUUUUU-*

[@emeryvillegas7188]

Lmaooo

[@junwei8480]

now i am going to watch this exact video a year later because of you

[@latiostheinkling8250]

@@junwei8480 wait how old are you lol

[@contentdeleted3198]

@@latiostheinkling8250 am tree

[@contentdeleted3198]

@@latiostheinkling8250 iam tree yoar ol

[@noahscott4096]

Ok what the hell “Vinnie grabs his hard salami and hides it from the boss he goes in the pantry to make some secret sauce”

[@jazzymouse3006]

Spanky seen the waitress he understands

[@deadsoldiertr]

I'm dying, help me. XD

[@Riverrockphotos]

@@jazzymouse3006 In the restaurant man that is sad.

[@pizza6168]

XD

[@spankthemonkey3437]

@@Riverrockphotos who hasn't tugged the meat in the freezer at restaurant🤷🤣

[@ZC.Andrew]

I read this to my 1st grade students, and am now unemployed :(

[@dumindajayamaligunasena8661]

for real?

[@mlpdisneylover]

Oh no!

[@bun37yearsago61]

Even though this is full of innuendos 1st grade students wouldn’t even get the dirty jokes, it’s a very innocent book if ur not focusing on the hidden meanings, I know this is probably a joke but if u actually got fired for reading this the person who fired you needs to be fired as well because they’re the real degenerates for seeing and thinking of the innuendos and punishing you for reading this innocent book

[@ZC.Andrew]

@@bun37yearsago61 haha yeah, I agree. Don't worry it was very much a joke, but no doubt anyone who did this would likely be in trouble anyway, even though kids wouldn't get it

[@erdyt1559]

lol

[@grey2100]

_I'm gonna tell my kids this was Curious George_

[@ashdrako3775]

My dad did somethig like that. My favourite toy monkey was called spank, i was clearing out my room and found him and my dad told me to watch this. I am still sevearly disgusted but its funny as hell.

[@christieintexas]

Lmao let them do a school paper on it 😜

[@missproriver5126]

You do that

[@joannedrakshani6271]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lol-om9fv]

Same🤣🤣

[@andy8357]

Manager: You have to make a book that parents, children and teenager likes Author: I gochu ;)

[@elizabethsylvan2792]

Pfffffft🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RandomGuy-tp7tr]

Man, they aren’t even hiding, the book grandpa was reading means hand lewd of something

[@boop9430]

@@RandomGuy-tp7tr yeah, it says that in Chinese lmaoo

[@VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE]

Besides why on earth was the monkey obsessed with the waitress and the...... *SECRET SAUCE*

[@VundabarGAWKfan]

😂

[@KeithMcDinkley]

Is no one gonna talk about how Spank is ballin' out with that car.

[@trii.spokes]

Monkey whipping the Rolls Royce Dawn 😩

[@brook721]

grandma watchu doing watching this video 😀✋

[@atomwolf6774]

Hey they can enjoy themselves with a nice book too you know

[@fashion9840]

-I put the new Forgis on the jeep-

[@varessi3810]

“He whips up his hand. Spank has seen the waitress he understands.” *gets me every time*

[@nikolasgunadi765]

Need me a spank G 😥

[@Gacha_fan_YT]

What is that mean?

[@jeshuebenedictusvillanueva6008]

​@@Gacha_fan_YTU do NOT want to know...

[@justinw7323]

I can just picture Beavis and butthead laughing at this the entire time

[@medevialpuppet3695]

Ikr

[@dylaaan420]

YES OH MY GOD

[@contentdeleted3198]

I AM CORNHOLIO GIVE TP

[@medevialpuppet3695]

TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE

[@jaythan.221]

SEX ED WEEK.

[@glockster68]

well the 214 people that gave this a thumb down...well they are not the kind of people I want to be around

[@mettapeachhead2076]

Same

[@ashangel6388]

380 people who’ve had their childhoods ruined now!

[@keepmeinyourm1nd]

Now 401 people not to be around!

[@therealsans6937]

Commit genocide

[@Brejdu]

@@therealsans6937 yes

[@cllncl]

"...Every girl that he knows has a nightstand full of toys!" Oh, that's cute... ... ... *realization* *double realization* *triple realization*

[@oofedultra]

OH WAIT THEY'RE DIDLOS-

[@scscck]

OBVIOUSLY 😭

[@airvent6849]

Just imagine if a blind person reacted to this

[@cllncl]

@@scscck nah he had to get into their houses to know that

[@burntpasta3240]

I know right like how is a lamp suppose to be a toy and that red straw can thing like wtf that for

[@hellxsco]

I both regretted and enjoyed watching this hilarious shitshow.

[@feltstuffing]

i am going to cry and i don’ know if it’s from laughter or genuine uncontrollable fear

[@youmadeafuckywuckygetinthe2525]

*cries in regretful reads*

[@edeccles393]

😂

[@tolstartheking]

I don’t think it’s a show of sh*t. It’s a show of something else. 😏😏😏

[@Lemoncakelover678]

These books are the literal definition of: hold up, wait a minute.... something ain't right.

[@ZC.Andrew]

Or...... It's VERY right! Lmao

[@agb471]

Who writes these books... they're a genius.

[@derpedfox]

The uploader is the creator of the book lmao

[@jfan3049]

@@derpedfox its written in the description who illustrated and wrote the book, itomfoolery is just the narrator

[@magicaldeathpair]

happiness

[@1leon000]

Bimisi Tayanita

[@caesar7734]

They are written by Bimisi Tayanita and illustrated by Sumguyen Bangladesh.

[@kjamison5951]

Sally: “This one time, at band camp…”

[@ChristopherPaulBacon-m2l]

I thought that girl's name was Michelle.

[@vinceharrin4490]

Hell yeah 😂

[@jackuzi8252]

@@ChristopherPaulBacon-m2l Turns out there's more than one. All those band girls and their flutes...

[@jeopardy60611]

I just came across this video because it autoplayed after "Brenda's Beaver Needs A Barber." I can't believe these books have so much sexual innuendo, yet the illustrations show the literal meaning of what they refer to. I love the line about "putting the flute in her box."

[@AlessioRizzi-g3c]

Imagine C R I M I N A L reacting to this book

[@luicair3498]

My step pop was listening to this and had it very loud when we had dinner and all my relatives were pissing them selves laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@titusjonesii3179]

This book is not for kids 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leslindsouza7758]

Hahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I was watching the one about playing with balls with my mom in the room and she was like 🤔👀😳😳😝😝🙈🙈🙈🙈It took a lot to switch it off and act innocent.. 😇😇😇😝😝😝

[@ZC.Andrew]

@@leslindsouza7758 well..... Yeah. I mean, they're just innocent ball play games right?!

[@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316]

Oh jeez, your "step-dad" huh... These days when something is a step something, well someone always gets stuck in the washing machine or something

[@luicair3498]

@@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 he's my grandad 😬 not step dad

[@ryaquaza3offical]

“They let him fill his jar up” Wait, did you say a jar? Oh no,….

[@ScrollsofSombra]

*MLP theme intensifies*

[@peterparker6584]

I've actually seen children's books that were for schools that were just about as bad if not worse than this. If you actually have that kind of mind.i at one point got a hold of a couple of obscure schoolbooks by accident at a yard sale where they closed the school down here at one point in the books went for sale.one was about a creepy Fox, who snuck around the playground. I kid you not. The book was supposed to be about stranger danger, but was just so full of creepy innuendo and at some point the kids in the story told their teacher about the weird Fox that hung around the playground and the cops came and took him away was part of a set of books in each of the books had kind of double ended, artwork, and tones of innuendo.

[@DabbingTaco]

Post it online, someone might narrate it.

[@peterparker6584]

@@DabbingTaco I initially picked up the books because of the artwork found out later on. They're pretty rare. Not even sure where I'd put them at this point. They are part of a set that were sold to schools back in the early 80s. Each book is a different kind of safety or educational lesson. Usually there is little bits of innuendo in the artwork of each book or in the way things are worded and laid out so you basically have to have a dirty mind, like I do in order to notice it. I mean, what kind of five-year-old kid is going to get what's being implied by a creepy looking fox hanging around a children's playground with things like candy or standing just outside the woods with a puppy and a box and each day he approaches the children's playground to the school, usually with a puppy on a leash or something like that, or in a box seems innocent enough till you notice the way the artwork is done or the way things are praised and worded the artwork for the books was actually very nice in itself, and with what attracted me in the first place.i like furry art and once in a while you'll find a book or something that you've never even heard of and the art style kind of stands out for one of a number reasons. I ended up finding several of the books at different yard sales over the period of two years. Never seen them. When I was growing up. When I started seeing these videos on KZbin the other day, I was immediately reminded of the books because they seem innocent enough, unless you have a slightly deprived mind like I do. Has anybody ever thought about how many of those stranger danger, educational comic books and stop from the 1980s are just plain creepy when you look at them from an adult standpoint, and today's culture. As an example, they get a Spiderman comic, a boat a little boy that gets into drugs. It was something they handed out at schools in the late 80s or early 90s man, that would've been nightmare fuel for kids back then when you think about it, and the same book today. I don't think would Get out there when you think about how much everything has changed. You'd be surprised how many of those educational books, off way different between being an adult and being a kid. There was a television series called the Littles . Nobody realizes it was based on a very graphic animated movie that was your nightmare fuel for children. The television series was very toned down compared to the movie. In the original animated movie. This little boy. I forget exactly what happened to his parents, but he ended up being handed over to his grandfather, uncle, or whatever. And this guy was horrible and abusive, and the detail they went into in the movie was just horrifying. He was starving. The kid beating him and had him locked up in inhuman conditions. He Having the kid, day in and day out. Practice forging his father's signature over and over. Apparently, the person in charge of taking care of the kid needed to take his father's signature so that he could legally obtain a bunch of stuff that along to his family. The idea of this villain character beating and abusing the kid to make him learn to copy his father's signature doesn't really make any sense when admittedly, the villain could've just done it himself or paid somebody to do it. I remember they used to play that movie at story time at libraries for little kids. I don't know if it's even on you to finding it original and unedited is pretty rare these days. Last time I seen a physical copy. I must've been 15 or I wouldn't even her member, the movie myself. The television series had the same characters and same artwork, and they used a very altered version of the movie for a pilot for the series. Had really beautiful artwork, like quite a few shows did back in the 80s. A lot of that type of art style has been lost. When you think about what they do today. For kids artwork. I wonder, does anybody ever sit down and look at children's books, and then realize how many of them had little bits of innuendo in the story or the artwork. LOL. Every so often there's something that usually stands out because it was just really horrifying. When you view it from a child's perspective. Another movie that would fit into this was called the last unicorn. And you had the three animated Lord of the rains. Movies done by Ralph Baci.

[@匚尺丂乇-k3v]

Tell me more

[@匚尺丂乇-k3v]

@@peterparker6584 please

[@NASCAR_Junk]

Was it the car fax? That dude is creepy as shit

[@sovietunion142]

"It smelled of Salt and Sweat and Lotion." _Something's wrong, I can feel it._

[@atomwolf6774]

What did he do to that corn

[@tf2spyclass09]

Even Soviets don't approve

[@jackuzi8252]

At least he wasn't choking his chicken in there.

[@allim4767]

They are so good at making appropriate books inappropriate

[@davidrawson7414]

THESE STORYS ARE SO DAMN FUNNY, I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. KEEP THEM COMING.

[@Chaplin1219]

Some parent is going to read this to their kid, it’s creepy 😂..

[@justinw7323]

Peter Griffin

[@ZC.Andrew]

Already done!

[@Poiuuiopl_pol]

don't worry kids won't understand this

[@ZC.Andrew]

@@Poiuuiopl_pol but still creepy....

[@probablyheathermason]

@@Poiuuiopl_pol Some kids won't understand this...

[@fireangelz7902]

And I thought the Beaver one was bad. I know better now.

[@MrBallejosjr]

Hehehe did u watch Dee's nuts

[@fireangelz7902]

@@MrBallejosjr Saw that one soon after, lol.

[@nelsonthibeau2050]

Bad???..that's good right 🤨😂

[@AlessioRizzi-g3c]

​@@MrBallejosjrthat book has even a word play: "DEEZ'S NU-"

[@luciogd909]

OMG.... These books have saved my marriage!! 🤟✌️😅

[@melonmusk8924]

Can I ask, How?!

[@nickg8893]

Spank the monkey was probably the funniest one from reach around. The bit stayed funny since they had a lot more to work with than funny homonyms and callbacks to other books. I like the creativity here a lot.

[@exKGBagent]

*The air in there was warm, it smelled of salt, sweat and lotion...Way back in the corner was a constant steady motion* My man

[@Despondencymusic]

This is as subtle as an atomic bomb.🤣 I love it.

[@myfrestuff3453]

Spank the monkey is most welcome. He's a high achiever! He even graciously lends a hand On Brenda's barbered beaver! 🤣

[@stoiccrane4259]

Here before the channel blows up- This is GOLD!

[@astralmirage6353]

Me: Mom can we get a Curious George Book? Mom: No, we have a Curious George Book at home. Curious George Book at home:...

[@yourlocalmusicboi3110]

B U R N T H E C U R I O U S G E O R G E B O O K

[@AlessioRizzi-g3c]

You forgot: "At Freddy Fazbear's Pizza"

[@sandracorless6186]

Maybe spank the monkey should get together with Brenda beaver and show her some of his fancy hand work. Spank should pet Brenda's beaver real nice I'm sure those two would get along just fine.😳😉🖐😌

[@leslindsouza7758]

👀👀👀Impressive. Very impressive. 👀👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@vinceharrin4490]

That is actually a good idea they should do combinations of these stories

[@ZC.Andrew]

Coming soon!!! Spank The Money Meets A New Friend

[@trafficconememes331]

@@ZC.Andrew spank rubs her beaver but forgot to clean up his hand brenda's beaver is unfortunately now all wet and soggy

[@dan9iel]

Im crying the "to make his secret sauce" made me laugh so hard

[@doozy5184]

Man, what a wholesome story. I hope Spank can help me out sometime.

[@scscck]

I literally choked on my skittles.. I LOVE THE WRITERS OF THESE SATIRE, CONCERNING, BUT FUNNY SSTORIES 🗿

[@Langford0101]

"Spank opens up with her favourite scene, polishing the pearl" 😂😂😂

[@vavo4902]

Good old Spank, doing God's work.

[@ChristopherPaulBacon-m2l]

Can we please have these books in libraries with a cassette / book combo? I gotta teach my niece and nephews some vocabulary.

[@tf2spyclass09]

Please don't.

[@naturalpro2003]

That "secret sauce" must go well with pasta. 🍝

[@boniyum5753]

I seen you donating on the beaver one lol😂

[@iTomFoolery]

Thanks again even kinder sir!! :)))

[@sltrskid]

this is awesome. i want to give whoever wrote this a high-five

[@975gms]

Ok. Just not with your spanking hand though.

[@sltrskid]

@@975gms ok i'll try not to use that one

[@arconisthewolf4430]

I love how all these books are so dirty yet innocent

[@69A12SuperBee]

This is wrong on so many levels......................................................and I LOVE it!!!

[@bansheemania1692]

I have to Pause... Spank Is Smart, Wearing gloves Helping all these people 🤣

[@vinceharrin4490]

To add to your hilarious comment spank the monkey was so smart protecting his big staple

[@spindalis79]

...Spank then visited the local priest and asked to shine his steeple. He said "there now, just sit back and enjoy, isn't this much better than groping an alter boy?"

[@MrWeakDoesThings]

"Finger puppet show" "Polishing the pearl" "puts it in her box" Those are so subtle, but when you figure it out, you either die of laugher or regret everything. (Clue: Search it up on urban dictionary)

[@tf2spyclass09]

Ohhhh no. Not urban dictionary

[@Toastymarshmallow80]

I died at the title 😂, the rest of the titles are hilarious as well.

[@MicahBuzanANIMATION]

The art looks so innocent and wholesome, which makes the subtext even funnier.

[@ariahazelwood3842]

"You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" 👀

[@ajmathis4748]

"Vinnie grabs his haaaawd salawwmi"

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

Whoever writes these books are geniuses, they manage to make the dirtiest books that are completely child-friendly. That takes some freaking skill man

[@nightxgeorge.]

These books are LEGENDARY. I always burst out laughing.

[@simeon2851]

The *AlGore Rhythm* recommended this. Damn you, *Al.*

[@nickythehickey]

As someone who marches flute that last bit really bothers me He didn’t take the flute apart before he put it up

[@xephyre6955]

I am more concerned how people are just allowing a monkey to drive a car. Like did Spank actually got a driver's license!?

[@AlessioRizzi-g3c]

Its a toy car

[@pucchithien]

literally thought this was a normal book until Spank look into the barn :(

[@tiger.6509]

Nothing wrong with adults books as we get older we need a good laugh thanks for a good laugh 😂

[@paxmule]

I _usually_ don't like poetry - but damn - THIS IS ART!

[@JokerFromPersona5Royal]

This is the best poem i’ve heard in my life

[@kathryn_is_weird]

0:24 that cow looks like it had sum fun...🤣👍

[@gallicadlair81]

I like how the waitress had a banana instead of a pizza.

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

That was awesome. Got a new subscriber. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@matchc0635]

You can tell Spank is a professional because of the latex gloves.

[@asherglisson8916]

This just gets better and better as it goes

[@emilyooi9955]

When you understand chinese... Just bring it to another level 😂

[@memerax8880]

0:14 notice the coconuts

[@beedbtw]

2:24 IM DYING LMAOOO 😂😆

[@didierslasher376]

Really well done thank you for the laughs, I’m sharing those with my friends

[@stephanieinthewild2678]

I have a feeling this is not a Childrens book.

[@bromixsr]

Oh, I don't know, this pretty much describes my childhood, and my teenage years, and my...

[@theminion2771]

Brenda's beaver is about people helping people. That's what kids need to learn right??

[@Chaplin1219]

I think it is real 😂

[@eppyz]

Just Bloody Brillaint the World really needs this Channel right now 👍😎

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

1:26 AYO 💀

[@traveltheodyssey]

I feel like I'm slowly dying inside because I get most of the jokes, but at the same time I love all of these because I can get most of the jokes. I am also amazed at the fact you're not laughing?? I'dd be laughing just by reading the title. Maybe my humor just sucks, not sure-

[@bentheturntableguy182]

I love that Spank has a Rolls-Royce

[@tf2spyclass09]

Oh I know what his career is now

[@AlessioRizzi-g3c]

A purplish blue one. Meaning hes an animatronic

[@shadowfirethesarcastic9517]

Things are always a bit clearer after a session with good ol' Spank.

[@hellxsco]

Is _no one_ going to mention the fact that this dude sounds almost exactly like Frieza from Dragonball Z?!?!

[@nurisfrias6642]

Dam I just noticed

[@terrydeed8169]

Frieza does call goku a monkey alot

[@vortexbbs]

Spank was Frieza’s favorite Saiyan

[@tf2spyclass09]

No I don't watch Dragonball And you are low lifes watching anime dubs

[@theextremesteak]

"Spank the Monkey stepped right up and helped him shook his corn" I JUST CAN'T LOL

[@jrey7078]

Typical Spank - he is something else

[@Lanamakesstufff]

You know its a banger when the most replayed part is the beginning

[@adrianlee3497]

Sally must've known Michelle from American Pie.

[@brasschick4214]

They probably met at band camp.

[@leos8019]

Having majored in English, I give my approval and subscription.

[@garyjoseph6574]

Reach around books presents....Help I've gone blind.

[@habeebalade7578]

1:59 hits diff LFMOA😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@michellmusses6816]

He looks like if curious George wasn't curious

[@webeewaboo]

"They let him fill up his jar" Godammnit Pinkie Pie not again...

[@obamnaprismus]

The day I get kids, I'll have them watching these as their bedtime stories

[@tf2spyclass09]

No. Please don't.

[@Dmetz414]

“Polishing the Pearl” I love that one how have I never heard that one before

[@captainkidd1234]

And then there's Shock The Monkey. Makes you wonder what Peter Gabriel was really singing about...

[@davidgarris2513]

Animal torture in labs.

[@brianfitzpatrick3576]

No it doesn't. I was 12 when it came out and I knew exactly what they were talking about. Middle School saw the death of so many of my illusions.

[@kcchief3516]

Sledgehammer

[@5roundsrapid263]

You’re thinking of Billy Idol’s “Dancing With Myself”.

[@americansailor]

There’s no way this is real

[@sambrewer2306]

Your books are on everyones page today. Wow. So funny. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ray_12338]

Man hits diffrent when you listen to this without looking

[@petergriffin1331]

1:35 ...look...the left...photo... WHAT...THE FUCK...IS THAT

[@Zhtupidity]

Hotdog

[@Maskrat_yt]

at 0:47, the magazine grandpa is reading is called "mas*urbation" in Chinese

[@KPMACHINE1]

I just now realized why I liked the girls who played the flute. And if my daughter ask to play it she’s getting a tuba instead!

[@isaiahdavis4342]

Spank is there to save the day with box of tissues 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jimbanner180]

Isabella, I'm confused. I get where Sarah was happy when spank polished her pearl. I don't get why he put the flute in her box. Maybe I need to watch Brenda's beaver again ?

[@isaiahdavis4342]

@@jimbanner180 you don’t get the part when he puts the flute in her box ?😂😂😂😂 Evidently you’re a child then because adults get it what it mean

[@monicayy3760]

The magazine that the grandpa was reading literally has the word 'masturbate' on it in Chinese 😂

[@_SP1K3D]

Wow,curious George has gotten a intense makeover 😳

[@hailbones666]

I'm actually pleasantly surprised to see that Spank the Monkey is shown helping girls, too. I feel like so many men have no idea that women enjoy spending time with Spank!

[@MisterMikeTexas]

I could go to sleep to this! 😂😂

[@fastacker2]

Sir Attenborough needs to narrate these. :)

[@putridabomination]

Thanks for the bedtime story

[@agaragar8100]

I love how the chinese in grandpa's article straight up says 'masturbate'