sparkles and champagne tiktok meme

[@guts1764]

"that will be $25.54 sir" The 44 magnum in my pocket:

[@Stynkyappel]

lmaoooooo

[@Guts_Brando]

LMFO

[@alighieriz66]

Why is it so funny tho

[@Jx_-]

Me after shooting $25.54 worth of ammo

[@legionofgod6691]

😂😂😂😂

[@stayspirited]

me after saying “racially motivated” when something doesn’t go my way

[@waferae]

me on bhm after saying "on black history month?"

[@BvckGames]

Lmaoooo ong

[@DCJ9]

Lol

[@wodrainer]

some whiny white dudes are gonna be mad with this one

[@okdude8215]

@@wodrainer you sound whiny

[@DanielPereira-lt4vt]

How my microwave feels after incinerating my plate and leaving my food ice cold

[@shi2768]

LMFAOOOOO

[@user-we3pn1ok8q]

SO FUCKING TRUE

[@veltzon4322]

420th like Also frustratingly true

[@NamelessKnightt]

No pfp people are the best commenters

[@Dabi-lr1oy]

LMAO

[@salvadorespinoza2857]

The c4 strapped to my chest:

[@JAS0N5K]

💀

[@gabrielmante1319]

🤣🤣

[@Mr.s1r.23]

ALLAHUAKBAR

[@amanofpotatoes2176]

​@@Mr.s1r.23 🤓

[@Mr.s1r.23]

@@amanofpotatoes2176 is that you?

[@therealmalik]

average rare fish investor

[@Yerushima]

Raw fish fan

[@SoapCkat]

false no rare fish investor is average

[@amintiri2503]

Pretty sure this guy doesn't trade sand piles and cool rock collections tho.

[@robblequoffle8456]

"Wow this KZbinr is awesome" The groomer allegations:

[@oofienoofie]

so true

[@winnieardientes6030]

Fr

[@shiftthegamr]

:fear:

[@sarahf_is_art]

Sparkles in Japan 🇯🇵

[@SuperSilverSerpent]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who misheard this

[@rimakazoku9243]

That’s what I heard too 😭💀

[@Nautico.]

I though it was cargo in japan

[@joeshmoe3329]

@@Nautico. it’s supposed to be Sparkles and Champagne

[@wodrainer]

@@joeshmoe3329 thank you joe we can read the title too

[@4kmrii]

ATM: how much money would you like to withdraw the crowbar:

[@Fulleraut0]

gordon freeman:

[@missingno2401]

in the flesh, or rather in the hazard suit

[@ccda3324]

winston: overwatch

[@Xynocam]

Half life 1 crowbar sound effect spam

[@plasmagears]

me: “can I go to the bathroom?” teacher: “I don’t know, can you?” *the .50 desert eagle in my backpack:*

[@KmKonst]

what💀

[@youngking1276]

You’re under surveillance

[@wodrainer]

me at burger king: >lady at the counter about to tell me they are out of pickles *the revolver in my pocket:*

[@theyhatelanii2]

@@wodrainer :OO

[@Real_fr-ong]

@@youngking1276 he is.

[@RIGAUX_]

“Sir, you have two parking tickets” The nuclear warhead in my truck:

[@ayylmao9094]

man who else misheard it for "sparkles in japan"

[@farinougomis8286]

Me 🤣🤣🤣

[@drunkchara]

not me

[@leavemealone7108]

Me

[@shikoten7720]

Me

[@malodos2295]

stars go in japan

[@keikei2942]

Me showing up to work an hour late knowing damn well they won't fire me because of the labor shortage

[@DCJ9]

Lol

[@vbenji3212]

Cheat code

[@bmobrad]

@@vbenji3212 dead ass😂

[@kdotcondones.]

Me after saying "that's gotta be racist" after someone makes a good point against me

[@araserwhenthe]

This reminds me of how this kid at my school who's known for being an asshole uses the fact that he's Romanian to tell people off for being racist even though they never said shit about him being "a thief,". He also says, "that's racist," even though they never said anything remotely racist to him.

[@gigatrooper5098]

Sounds like your kinda racist

[@TheAsrielDeal]

@@araserwhenthe he’s just mad because he was born Romanian

[@araserwhenthe]

@@TheAsrielDeal Lol

[@Mahsterch]

@@araserwhenthe they stole the race card

[@Karmalu]

Anime villains after the protagonist allows them to transform

[@ninjapickles244]

I’m so sick of that anime sterotype lmao

[@bigflockathon]

Teacher: You have failed your test The 6 sticks of dynamite strapped to my chest:

[@onlynovus42069]

A blessing from Allah

[@dynamo5326]

Uber: "how was ur day?" The bomb strapped to my chest:

[@peanits333]

“that’ll be $9.67” the $9.67 in my pocket:

[@VaclavRytina]

The $9.67 I stole from a blind guy 5 minutes ago:

[@dynamo5326]

"We appear to be experiencing minor turbulence" The 20lbs bomb i meticulously placed inside the airplane to go off mid flight:

[@vickyrosas400]

my favorite meme atm 😆😆

[@bruhfeld9600]

Green Goblin after entering a new universe and immediately ruining the life of a version of Peter he had never met before

[@lexzomen2122]

Doctor: You have testicular cancer and have one more month to live. My Elkay LZS8WSLK EZH2O Bottle Filling Station with single ADA Cooler, Filtered 8 GPH Light Gray in my back pocket:

[@brody4716]

sparkles and champagne

[@BlessedWithIt]

vip my section

[@BlessedWithIt]

you know that be my bae

[@tjay2586]

@@BlessedWithIt you skipped a whole line

[@BlessedWithIt]

@@tjay2586 i just realised💀

[@Flxdup]

Let’s restart Sparkles and champagne

[@Cornin33]

“Your not allowed back here sir” My concealed glock 19:

[@nfx63]

*YERO'E

[@xdgamer2765]

50 cal glock 19 uses wider but short bullets, choose it

[@f.b.i.5120]

✨sparkles✨ and 🥂champagne🥂 vip🤪 my 💪 section 😅royalty 👑 lookin 👀 sexy 😏 yk 😲 dat 💗 be 😴 my 😹 bæb 🌎IM ✋🏿 TIRED 🤧 OF🤨 DA 👹 LIARS ⁉️

[@bornaorange]

Glowie

[@liminalmemes]

the first emojis made sense and then it goes to randomness at the end

[@joewho9508]

You should [insert deleted channel due to me saying stuff about the act of un-aliving yourself here] NOW!

[@BooWomp24]

We sure this the fbi?

[@sandman.38]

@@bornaorange 🐲🐸🧌

[@heltterskelter]

Me after leaving class knowing I didn't understand shit and probably gonna fail

[@henryemily9638]

Girl: sorry i dont like you 44m radius pipe bomb in her mailbox:

[@Eezylon]

Best one 😂😂😂😂

[@sabihco6867]

yea that's the stuff 😂

[@itsthequenchiest5072]

“Mom can we have McDonald’s?” “We have McDonald’s at h-“ The 25 megaton hydrogen bomb rapidly approaching at mach 5 speeds:

[@jaidensleeps]

"teacher can i go get water?" "i dont know, can you?" The M1911 in my backpack:

[@halobatler9700]

The shotgun in my bag when they say it’s out of stock

[@bornaorange]

"Sir do you know why i pulled you over?" 5 kilograms of AFNO in my trunk

[@pxkstash]

“Wow the sun looks bright today” The sun about to implode:

[@kosovthehonse]

little brother: i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up! liver infection:

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

your name has the furry word 👎

[@ayo123]

RIP man. sorry for your loss

[@M1lky.Thoughts]

The teacher: “if the tables are clean we get a pizza party” *The Tables in a second* :

[@james7819]

"Kelce laterals the pass to Toney for a Chiefs touchdown!" *The penalty flag in the referee's back pocket:*

[@redtsun67]

"Your total is 4.68 sir" The debit card in my wallet:

[@douuuuumaaaaa3895]

Good Ending

[@Coffee-ii6yg]

With no funds*

[@adrienneislost1320]

me after saying "is it because i'm gay" to anything that i don't enjoy

[@sus5976]

get a father figure

[@zpirateko2129]

@@sus5976 you make phonk war edits and call people fatherless 💀

[@sus5976]

@@zpirateko2129 Phonk war edits are not often associated with being fatherless unfortunately

[@zpirateko2129]

@@sus5976 i didn't say they were associated with being fatherless, just really cringy

[@shi2768]

@Daddy Devito stfu there is nothing wrong with being gay dumb ahh

[@araserwhenthe]

School Bully: "Do you know who Joe is?" The land mine that I planted 25 minutes ago that he doesn't even know he's standing on:

[@sixinchcale]

The Queen: dies Prince Charles waking up today:

[@rmf99fr]

"Yess! The crown will be mine!, 80 long hard years!!!!" - HM King Charles III Niko Omilana uploading his new video:

[@gtfo6424]

the old lady on the bus : can you please hand me that sit good boy my fully loaded AK-47:

[@Insect868]

Man, everyone at school hates me. What could I do to make them pay? The AR-16 in my closet:

[@AintThatJustSimplyAmazing]

Me trying to google my favorite pokemon DeviantArt:

[@SoulOfgem]

Kid: I want to be a astronaut when I grow up Cancer:

[@Eternal_user96]

No one heals by hurting another Vampires:

[@aqovar]

A TOWN DOWN ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️🆙🆙🆙🔛🔛🔝🔝🔝🔝

[@Omanou]

Somebody: um- The demon core that I hid inside their lollipop:

[@reizerOk]

"we do a little trolling"

[@eaku7]

mario jumping on turtles the hamster in my stomach:

[@mangoaddicto7717]

me gatekeeping a character from someone else by telling them “racially motivated” knowing damn well that won’t do anything.

[@m1r__]

A-TOWN DOWN

[@naida_artsies]

Me after figuring out the algebra: "YAYAYAYYA" .... 6th grade math teachers:

[@DefinitelyNotATrolldier]

"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!" The spare change in My pocket:

[@yiotzu]

"That will be $15.99 sir." The gasoline and the matchsticks in my backpack:

[@OneTrueChris]

Some japanese guy in 1945 : Time for another productive day A little boy and a fat man :

[@SoldiesBC]

This feels way older than it actually is

[@HarmonicVector]

Diavolo: *activates King Crimson* Gold Experience Requiem:

[@wildforce1433]

Ayooo😂😂😂

[@rmf99fr]

💀💀💀

[@sharpkniveinlatvian1746]

"That will be Glock 19, sir!" The $14.99 under my jacket:

[@SuperGamingAli]

Me: **gets second place in Kahoot** The AK-47 in my backpack:

[@ultrainstincttrumpku8803]

doom shroom sleeping the coffee bean in my pocket:

[@Efsaaneh]

Gohan: now that Cell is tired i can easily beat him Goku with the senzu bean:

[@mikoajszczepanik2197]

"Not even close, TECHNOBLADE NEVE...." Stage 4 cancer:

[@lemongloves]

son 1: i’m gay dad: alright son 2: me too dad: what? does anyone in this house like girls? daughter:

[@fadhlan9638]

"That'll be 20.00 dollars, sir." The 19.99 dollars in my pocket:

[@zaza445]

"License and registration, please" The C4 strapped to my chest:

[@omarnabieel]

"im immortal to your mom joked cuz i dont have a mom only 2 dads!" This : "your mom was so ugly your dad had to get a husband"

[@energycake7911]

Homeless man: can I please have some spare change? The 100 of pound C4 that is strapped to my chest:

[@therealralseideltarune]

wow, tadc actually is good. the community that started 50 seconds later:

[@davidvonderhaar1253]

✨🥂

[@lolasaidsomething]

"Ukraine will win!" The 5 warheads coming to ukraine

[@zpirateko2129]

then who wins?

[@Frigorigide]

​@@zpirateko2129 The warheads

[@xdgamer2765]

the warheads were repaired and send back to russia zones i think

[@ilovebeefydie_2763]

person: mario kart 8 deluxe rainbow road is easy 200cc:

[@Reinlert]

The kid who calls himself the “master baiter”

[@ykcyc114]

"what a nice day to go for a walk with my baby brother" My hungry German shepherd:

[@MnQ6370]

"Who is ready for the math exam?" The HK416 in my bag:

[@NoobwithaBaseballBat]

Me having the best day of my life A brick:

[@AndroidSunner]

"i'm sorry sir but your copy of Apollo 13 is overdue, your late fee is $40." Reed Hasting:

[@KorvasYT]

Me: I can’t wait for this shift to end The C4 strapped to a customer’s chest who is waiting in line in the Jack in the Box:

[@Joe-lm4uu]

“sir would you like to donate 50 cents to a childrens hospital?” the mp5, monolithic supressor, stippled grip tape, 5w laser, extended mag in my bag:

[@rafaelpadilla3236]

Cashier: "that well be $18.34 sir" Me with a C4 striped to my balls:

[@abrupta]

Sparkles in germain 😊

[@ArbitraryOutcome]

Dragon Ball fans asking "but can he beat Goku?" to a kid who beat Stage 4 cancer.

[@Zenzith]

a single mom with 3 kids: *exists* a thermonuclear bomb:

[@dublancdedinde]

a middle eastern country : "yooo we got oil" the usa government at their door :

[@Piplash_gamin]

Mailman:"You've got mail" The pipe bomb attached to it:

[@HoodieKnight]

Cashier: “your total comes up to $24.56, cash or cre-“ The terrorist militia invading the surrounding area:

[@jejemon773]

"The ticket costs a 500 Fine, Sir." The Spas-12 hidden in my duffel bag:

[@Iamaperson32]

“Sir you owe a parking ticket” The world ending meteorite in my ass:

[@Loukoumakias]

It's that fucking smile LMAO I can't...

[@notsoaveragelaptopuser]

Me : "Teacher i feel sick today" Teacher : "you have to go to school" My knife at backpack :

[@deepseagargantuar1373]

"sir, what's in the bag" *the crudely modified .9mm MP5 in the bag:*

[@tadies]

A TOWN DOWN

[@AZONE-Broken-Finger]

japan: *attacks peark harbour* the b29 with a nuclear bomb:

[@lanehinson6503]

Virus: I'm about to kill this human!- B cells:

[@YeInsight]

HIV:

[@Nero0001]

Swordsman/Martial Artist: "All i need to do is get closer" The 700. nitro express revolver in my back pocket:

[@micloo]

"This group chat is so boring I wish something would happen" Gay black pornography:

[@shi2768]

I never got people like that

[@gtassa01]

"umm... Can you please stop following us? You're scaring my kid" *The hand grenade in my pocket I just set off:*

[@chronicless.]

“Sir that’s gonna be $5.99” The P90 in my backpack:

[@santini1224434]

cashier: tells me my Little Caesars pizza is not hot and ready the AK 47 in my car:

[@Dragonbyte]

Teacher: calls on me The 2lbs of high explosive in my bag:

[@BronzetheGolden]

"Come, lay down your weapons, it is not to late for my mer-" Sunder in the Nerevarine's hand:

[@Vang2009]

Me: I would never hurt a baby The crying baby on the plane:

[@y_e_s_L]

Me after saying someone gets no bitches while i get 0

[@FarCry5Man]

"Eating Meat is Mur-" The Winchester Model 70 on my back: