sparkly dice -Critical Role C2E123-

[@orioninfernal7269]

AKA Taliesin murders two members of M9 within one minute

[@aceknowles8841]

To be honest, if I was a goth overlord and I was caught using glittery dice, I would respond the same way.

[@stugod5000]

You mean Eldritch god goth overlord and vampire prince of LA

[@parkersummerlin865]

He's not a goth, he's an elder god from another dimension.

[@georgebeswick7549]

You telling me that a Goth isn't allowed to use Glittery dice? Fuck. My life is a lie then

[@aceknowles8841]

@@georgebeswick7549 No. The glitter can do many things. It could ruin the world in dust and smoke. Only a god can will them.

[@bernardoribeiro7652]

He was not paying attention at all! So sweet

[@Leytier]

Ugh i need a full compilation of sassy taleisin

[@criticalgems2605]

Same

[@mimidoll13]

"Why do you never roll luck?" cursed dagger

[@copycrow4486]

This is exactly what I was thinking.

[@Strong5Bad]

Literally the next episode. And you know where he got the idea, too; the last Talks Machina he was on, he was asked the same question. He responded that it felt like he was cheating, just undoing a normally really bad Natural 1, but then someone pointed out, "but it means you're just that good.. until you roll double 1's." Sam semi-agreed and someone said, "what if the first time you used it, it was against one of us? like, to hurt someone in the party?" Roll the next episode, and...

[@DuelaDent52]

@@Strong5Bad What happens in the next episode, might I ask?

[@Strong5Bad]

@@DuelaDent52 Obviously spoilers for those just randomly reading down here in the comments; Next episode, Veth and the others are looking over gifts/new equipment they got for fighting Lucien, and she has to set down her cursed dagger to do it, but she can't. Jester uses "Command" to tell her to drop the dagger, Veth rolls a Nat 1, and then goes, "WAIT! I'm going to use Luck!" to which everyone else either bursts into laughter, yells incredulously, or both. Still failed the reroll, but it was hilarious in the moment.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@Strong5Bad The joke being Halflimgs can reroll 1s, but Sam never does because he loves failing successfully.

[@Virtualmess32]

I do the same thing where I accidentally sound really rude when I don’t mean to so I relate to tal so much

[@JasperForge]

Its called resting bitch voice

[@High-LordHarza]

I always sound aggressive and probably rude too, life is pain

[@scarlightemperor3410]

Me on a daily basis

[@BATTIS94]

"I was doing math!" the man's got a point. I would hide my dice from Laura if I were him, though.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Laura with dice is like a girlfriend with shirts.

[@georgebeswick7549]

I'm gonna keep on calling Taliesin Goth dad until the head death of the universe

[@thehelmethead4883]

dice goblin Laura

[@ItsAnotherDanny]

i have the same "issue" with my beard that sam has. mustache is dark, but the rest of my beard comes in salt and peppered.

[@DarkhalfBreed]

Hair is weird like that, my little had this patch of blond hair in the upper right corner of his head and I have red hairs mixed into my bearf

[@gnomiegnome9415]

Yeah, facial hair is weird. Growing up, my dad would have a brown beard and a copper red mustache. Of course, now it's just all salt and pepper.

[@MerryMoss]

The thumbnail alone 🤣 *_Why do you never use luck?_*

[@RainerLP]

Why is everyone laughting after the yeah yeah?

[@juliamassey7922]

He just said it very flatly, not engaging (probably just focusing, but someone in the comments called it “resting bitch voice”). Sam said “I think he just told you to fuck off.”

[@RainerLP]

@@juliamassey7922 oh okay Didn't get that. I thought he responded nicely and even stated that it was the same from his perspective. Thanks for the explanation.

[@misterjoshua5720]

@@RainerLP dude was definitely distracted counting his dice and numbers. I have 100% done this same thing when someone says something nice and I'm not dialed in. :D

[@tymboslyce8487]

TBH, I thought Sam looked pretty good with the beard. Don't know why he shaved it.

[@arandomcheese]

He has a long face. The beard helps fill it out really well.

[@devenbrown3765]

angelica hale