Sparky Polastri Syndrome: The Toast, Monday, June 17th, 2024

1. Kate Middleton wears white for grand return at Trooping the Colour 2024 (Page Six) (25:14)
2. Armie Hammer breaks silence on cannibalism accusations (Page Six) (29:28)
3. Sabrina Carpenter Tells Off Jack Antonoff's Haters Who Claim His Production Style Has Ruined Taylor and More (Variety) (35:23)
4. Scooter Braun Officially Retires From Management (Variety) (40:49)
5. Pop star turned swimmer Cody Simpson has Olympic dream dashed after missing out on Paris 2024 spot (Daily Mail) (54:49)
- House of The Dragon Recap (01:01:58)
- The Valley Recap (1:11:30)
The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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[@destinyhale4550]

I actually thought the blood and cheese scene was way less brutal and graphic than I thought it was going to be. Loved the episode. Felt so deeply for Rhanyra and she only had one line!? Incredible.

[@user-xd5wz1rd3b]

Okay but blood and cheese is a huge part of the book... the didn't just whip that idea out of nowhere

[@Martha00011]

I’m confused - did they even watch GOT? There’s literally an episode in GOT where the kings guard rips babies out of their mothers arms and murder them bc they’re Robert’s babies….. ?

[@Abbybook299]

No literally hahahah or when Craster rapes all his daughters and then kills all his baby sons! Or everything with Ramsay! Maybe they forgot they watched GOT lol

[@dayanaamaral9346]

They were murdering Robert’s bastards, not Joffrey’s.

[@tiffany117]

I don't know if they did or not but I did and the sound of sawing the baby's head off has been haunting me all week :(

[@chowie5752]

PLEASE RE STOCK THE SHIRT!!!! Was in a meeting bc I’m a #corporatetoaster and it sold out before I was done!!!

[@masetime5941]

The oura literally does tell you about sizing when you order.. I ordered one for my husband and a gift & I learned about the sizing and fit recommendation from the company themselves.. it's 100% a part of the ordering process..

[@emilylevine3783]

Here to comment the same thing 😂

[@niicoleisrad]

Yall HOD is based on a book, the killing scene was way more brutal in the book…

[@kens1919]

Jackie acting like she has no idea what Claudia is saying about her “bob era” style is so annoying lol. She did this when Claudia was simply saying that Jackie is in a better place (postpartum fog lifting, being done with breastfeeding, etc.) and it’s clear to everyone because the listeners were commenting on it. She has such a hard time with looking at herself critically or just AGREEING.

[@emwhyay182]

I LOVED the first episode of HOTD. So well done imo.

[@summerwheniwannabe]

Everyone being nasty to Jackie about her opinion on HOTD needs to sit down. She’s a mom now. sometimes when you have kids, it changes your tolerance for media and fiction about violence against children. This happened to me and it happens to a lot of people. It’s been studied even. I can’t watch or listen to any true crime anymore involving kids, and I can barely look at news on it either. I do understand why she doesn’t want to watch it: she’s a passive enjoyer of it and not a big enough fan to shift her mood for it !

[@dee-ff2fq]

Jackie why are you acting like bad things didn’t happen in Game of Thrones? 😂

[@biancaa0420]

i was just thinking this lol rolled my eyes so hard at her when she said that

[@summerwheniwannabe]

She was in a different era of her life when she watched that. Maybe she doesn’t have the same tolerance for violence on screen ???? Not a crime.

[@awebbs]

@@summerwheniwannabebut she should have known what to expect lol

[@dee-ff2fq]

@@awebbs hahaha right i’m not saying it’s a crime i’m just simply saying you knew what you signed up for (they literally dressed as them as halloween like 2 years ago)

[@alyssaevans-pi1ub]

Decision paralysis is to indecisiveness as time blocking is to a schedule.

[@listedbyMelissa]

unfortunately big no, . indecisiveness is a preoccupied mind going back and forth. Decision paralysis will include heart palpitations, disassociation or extreme anxiety a total activation or shut down of the nervous system. Suffering and instability based on incapability and severe response due to fear of change, transitions and trauma and executive dysfunction.

[@carlyelisa]

Hello Christon was supposed to be guarding but he was getting it with Alicent!

[@eb9205]

You guys just aren’t understanding game of thrones universe or HOTD as a show. Like it’s bad people doing bad things. Period

[@dee-ff2fq]

I’m so confused by jackie’s take 😂

[@dayanaamaral9346]

They’re just passive watchers and haven’t read the books or know much of anything from the books.

[@swyss811]

I think that was her point, she doesn’t want to watch a show full of bad people doing bad things. And that’s normal.

[@dayanaamaral9346]

@UCxGiiPmqAoe_JBQR43I80pglike Ramsay said it GOT If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.

[@annemissett3893]

House of Dragons is following the book Fire and Blood - which takes place 300 years before Game of Thrones. I know the scenes are brutal especially the children aspect - but this is medieval and barbaric stuff that we don't understand. The HBO House Dragon podcast is great and very informative.

[@denisebozek]

Jackie should get front layers like Claudia’s cut!!! No bob for now

[@madisonw1993]

YES she would look great with a “mid length” cut. It’s too long now.

[@jillianparseghian4730]

"where'd you learn that? Your girlfriend?" 🤣💯

[@malloryharris1233]

I love y’all but not having the slightest clue of the book Fire & Blood vs the show is giving you a bad perspective of the show. They REALLY toned down what happened in the show vs the book. The book is FAR worse and horrific. But they do have to stay true to the book somewhat or what’s the purpose of doing a show? They aren’t throwing in killing children for entertainment it’s literally a main plot point for the coming war.

[@BreenaSeres]

The way Jackie called him Jason the entire story - his name is Jesse!

[@user-gy1rz2du1z]

It drove me nuts

[@leredheadkitty]

What I want to know is what went down with Taylor and Karlie Kloss

[@googlypub]

Loved hearing the story on Cody Simpson today! I’m a huge swim fan and have been following his journey for the last 4 years. He’s awesome

[@SophiBalerdi]

Jackie his name is JESSE. Michelle and JESSE from The Valley lol

[@user-gy1rz2du1z]

It was definitely annoying me she kept saying the wrong name

[@LayneRarick95]

The show is going how the books went. Shit was really brutal in the books.

[@oliviamessina]

I just bought an oura ring and when I was doing the sizing they do tell you that your index finger is best!!

[@emilylevine3783]

I think every oura ring user read this except Jax and turd

[@dee-ff2fq]

Jackie is giving Kourtney Kardashian energy recapping HOTD 🥴

[@emilylevine3783]

Neither of u girlies read the oura sizing kit instructions!!!!!! It 10000% says middle or index 😂

[@futurecritic09]

Went to a Bleachers concert a few weeks ago, and Jack Antonoff said a long love speech about the synth and how much he adores using it in his music.

[@jaymeaills1261]

Thank you Jackie for The Valley recap! I loved it.

[@shelbyfortner4840]

Wait the oura ring website does say index finger is best….

[@katielafave4543]

with folklore aaron and jack only worked on 1 song together. same with evermore. it's much more of an even split between the two of them on folklore, but evermore is an aaron album. jack only produced one song by himself. with TTPD it's also more evenly split. on the main album jack produced 11 songs, aaron produced 4, then they both worked on 1. then on the anthology jack only produced 3 songs while aaron produced 11 and again they both produced 1 together.

[@liz.a314]

I think folklore is also only like 3 songs produced by jack

[@katielafave4543]

@@liz.a314 jack produced 7 songs, aaron produced 9 and they both produced 1 together

[@liz.a314]

@@katielafave4543 oh damn way more thn I thought but it looks like 11 were produced by Aaron

[@katielafave4543]

@@liz.a314 yeah i always forget that aaron produced the last great american dynasty, but jack and aaron both produced betty. so aaron produced 10 alone and jack produced 6 alone.

[@jessicawhittaker5391]

Charli xcx is not even in the same realm as Taylor, I don’t think taylor has even thought about this for a second lol of course Taylor is number one over her it’s not even a question

[@____jayrose]

🖤I want to like your comment but it’s at 13 likes and it’s about Taylor and I can’t mess with that lol I don’t want that Karma 😉so please consider this comment a like 😂🖤

[@michaeltmike]

I finished The Valley yesterday so this came right on time 😊

[@ChristineFYI]

Sitting in the bathtub post weight loss. OMG THE TAILBONE PAIN! 😭

[@alexandraroweloy]

Claud “I loved your haircut, I don’t remember it” haha I love y’all so much!

[@MNel2011]

Loved the Bring it On references!!!!!!

[@laurenanderson7190]

I was having tailbone pain for over a year every time I would sit, and I finally went to the doctor and I had a cyst that I had to get removed

[@Yellowbug1334]

Yes came here to ask the girls if they had pilonidal cysts my husband and bil both had them with in the last few years

[@emilym2283]

These comments are insane 😂 are you all okay??? it’s a show, you’ll survive. I promise.

[@summerwheniwannabe]

Istg they’re just jumping down Jackie’s throat for anything. It’s infuriating atp.

[@emilym2283]

@@summerwheniwannabe that’s how I feel 😅 this is a crazy thing to get angry about lol

[@themollylovers]

The only person Taylor would thank before herself is Kelly Clarkson iykyk

[@nattyyoutubegirl123]

LMAO worst HOD recap ever

[@user-hk3se8sb2b]

Not Jackie bashing a whole season off of one episode. I would prefer her to not watch and give her take, her takes are horrible.

[@amekzamek]

Julian Bunetta worked on a lot of 1D BOPS!!! No wonder expresso is so catchy

[@hollyswanner1329]

It was cristoff’s duty to be in front of aegon’s wife’s room and he was getting it on with Alicent so this becomes his villain origin story too

[@mirroronthewall6995]

Maybe it is the chair that has started doing the issue and now your booties are permanently in pain no matter what.

[@irinakravetssigns]

Hi I hope you guys see this but Claudia can you remind me what was the organization firm you used for your move to your new place couple months ago??

[@katherinewithkaplan]

Roadway

[@irinakravetssigns]

@@katherinewithkaplanthank you

[@777kp]

Started this at 2:22PM

[@TheChelsearaem]

@Jax - your upper cheek pain sounds like your Piriformis (a glute muscle) is too tight which is super common and hurts the worst. So many KZbin videos out on how to roll it out or rehab it at home!

[@melissaalvarez8851]

I love you guys so much but ur not understanding house of dragon at all 😂

[@carissaborntreger5935]

analysis paralysis ✨

[@shannontilney6572]

As an Australian toaster, specifically one who lives very close to Brisbane, just need Jax & Turdy to know that Cody Simpson girlfriend Emma McKeon is an incredible Aussie swimmer who did in fact qualify for the olypmics. Dagger to the heart yet bitter sweet for our Cody!

[@____jayrose]

Why is everyone in the comments so upset about their TV recaps? Like chill it’s not that deep. And as the iconic Gypsy Rose Blanchard once said Y’all are the ones who’s Panini Pressed

[@summerwheniwannabe]

They’re being such a bunch of c❤nts today up in these comments for real.

[@taylornisewonger]

guys we need an early access patreon code

[@stephaniepestak]

Never watched GOT. Watched the first episode and it’s just not my jam. Don’t enjoy that time period 😬

[@bree9398]

I did a very deep dive into the armie hammer stuff the entire time it was going on LOL- but yes he literally did take a knife to girls and he literally ate their skin or something along those lines and it’s all legit. A lot of the girls went into detail about it on an HBO or lifetime show

[@mackaylamills6702]

Jackie you watched all of GOT and way worse happened!! You gotta stick with it!

[@trippingtexas]

the Bring It On quotessssssss

[@LB-eq5bk]

Jax repeatedly saying Michelle and Jason are getting divorced, and they arent a couple lol

[@themollylovers]

too many j name men lmao

[@LB-eq5bk]

@@themollyloversjannet, Jason, Jesse, Jax, Jasmine. What's the issue??

[@11sp29]

Ithaca already sold Taylor's masters years ago! I believe to a company called Shamrock...and I believe they were taking some kind of legal action against Scoot due to the re-recordings essentially wiping about the value of her original masters.

[@kaiteefloyd9321]

We need your thoughts on the new Luke Combs album!

[@ellatabares1814]

I can contribute something! Get Him Back is a song by Fiona Apple and it is so good - worth a listen.

[@user-kf5jr6vi6w]

Sciatica pain?

[@samanthamieszanek1826]

Okay decision paralysis is good but hear me out.. analysis paralysis

[@saragruszczynski5404]

Has anyone had success being added to the patreon facebook group? Anxiously waiting for months since becoming a patreon member :(

[@mv_xoxo]

Completely agree with you on the Father's Day sentiment, Jackie. Not having a father growing up, the holiday was always difficult. Once you have children of your own and it becomes about your husband, it's one that I look forward to. 🥲

[@ginamerola9211]

Completely agree about Jax’s Father’s Day take!

[@darbywinston]

Skinny problems 😁😁 What you need are gel padded seat covers for any chair with not enough cushion on them. Really important for working at home or an office where there are folding chairs/bad chairs. Save your butts!

[@livscottg]

Jackie PLEASE don’t cut your hair

[@listedbyMelissa]

There are so many J names on the Valley Jax, Jesse ( Michelle's ex) , Jason and Janet

[@monicacywan]

Wait until your butt and your knees hurt from sitting so long!

[@CamillaLundberg12]

Help why does Trudy hate mark ruffalo so much

[@swyss811]

I don’t think Taylor would’ve released imgonnagetyouback without having some timestamped proof that she wrote it before Olivia released her song. Hopefully she’s been recording a documentary and can prove it that way.

[@lifeinthemiddle3121]

Timmy C vs Peter Fac, no contest. Timmy wins every day, all day.

[@annadouglasalmand515]

THE BUTT PAIN IS REAL. I am pregnant and apparently with all the bones shifting down there it makes it hurt because pressure is on the tail bone

[@sydtully3430]

Jackie always calls Michelle’s ex husband Jesse, Jason !!!! Jason is married to Janet!!!!!!!!

[@dannysanchez5881]

Claudia swallowing her LaCroix 😖😖

[@jordanlevine2806]

Jax your butt pain is actually pulling from your lower back and it’s likely because of whatever sandals you’re wearing for summertime!!! it happened to me at the end of my pregnancy too and it’s only been replicated by wearing non-supportive shoes that pulled my back out of alignment.

[@giltraz]

In the first episode of GoT a child is pushed out of a very high window, to what we assumed was his death, after witnessing incestual sex . Episode 1, season 1. No fan base. Such a bad take 😞

[@hollyfranz]

Analysis paralysis!

[@sarahbramlett802]

Y'all need the chiropractor!!

[@lorenlenard5297]

Your butt’s hurting is giving cheek, crack, hole 😂

[@Glav0126]

Please don’t do HOD recaps❤ I wanna keep it sacred

[@katherinehurley1668]

Ok this show recap is like the least girly swirly thing ever lol. What even is this show? Sounds like some little kids discussing a dungeons and dragons game 🥴

[@dee-ff2fq]

Jackie’s acting like Kourtney Kardashian. “I don’t want to feel bad about watching” girl it’s a made up show

[@katherinehurley1668]

I haven’t even heard of the show so I don’t know but I’m with her. If something is upsetting you, made up or not then don’t watch.

[@caitlinradecki1797]

ok yes totally in agreement on HOTD - way too much childbirth and child death trauma for one show. like they can't go a single episode with out killing a baby or child. it's too much!!

[@rmrmrmrmrmrmrm6008]

your inability to admit that Taylor has major loser energy with blocking female artists is so boring... do better

[@Jennajenks]

MLE

[@ellerains1809]

Try analysis paralysis !!!!!

[@jabjab00]

Sabrina had to “speak to” Taylor about doing the Skims campaign? or after doing it? I have to do my research but…please 🙄

[@Jennajenks]

Jackie Ohmygod I have terrible takes!

[@summerwheniwannabe]

Jenna you really thought you ate with this comment didn’t you babe 😂

[@Jennajenks]

@@summerwheniwannabe no just having fun Jill. And I don’t speak like I “Ate” anything bc I’m not 12 :)

[@summerwheniwannabe]

@@Jennajenks ooooh so you admit it huh? You have fun being rude to Jackie on HER podcast? Idk girly. Sounds like you are 12 🤭🤭🤭

[@Jennajenks]

@@summerwheniwannabe rude to Jackie ….im obviously a fan if I commented. Two things can be true at once. I can love the toast and think Jackie historically has terrible takes. Ma’am please stop talking to me Jackie is fine sweetie

[@kristincasale4082]

Butt issue. Go see a chiropractor, your hips could be out of alignment.

[@Ally616]

I get covering news, but horrible choice to pick the Armie Hammer story, we shouldn’t give this rapist, and man who assaulted multiple women any more of a platform. I wish Claudia had shut it down right away, because she was obviously disturbed hearing his words and so was I. I don’t care what this horrible person feels, and I’m sad Jackie chose this story, just didn’t sit well with me. He will get his karma eventually like p diddy is starting to now, but I don’t want to hear his side and feelings and disappointed you gave him more of a platform Jackie.

[@arianaloyfman7362]

Gorgeous girliesssss

[@lindenhausmann6199]

Loved the episode of HOTD, don’t agree with Jackie’s take at all

[@lottiegoodman8376]

Claudia, you may have a pilonidal cyst- hope not tho 🫶🏻