Speed 2: Electric Boogaloo - (Most of) Old Ore Road in under an hour, KLR 650

Fair warning on profanity, there's....a lot.
About 15% into Old Ore Road, my pilot jet clogs, my bike dies, and then we kill the battery trying to get it started. So, once we got it bumpstarted, I couldn't stop or I'd get stranded again. Hence the hauling of the ass.