Speed Comparison 3: Slower than Snail

[@theepicbt7854]

Should've put internet explorer in there

[@Tutrut5]

LOOOOOOOOL

[@camerondavidson2026]

TheEpicBT lol

[@RockyDigsMinecraft]

W

[@aldoteohhong8500]

TheEpicBT gud juan

[@boaz7028]

XD nice!

[@komkitty6571]

Mr.Snail might lost the race but he won people's hearts

[@ellisbrowne3895]

Akpavasuthi Komkit he won

[@AwesomeWolf-ky8ck]

Akpavasuthi Komkit doge

[@nikitozz3672]

OMG LOOK AT THE NAILL HAHA Oh GOSH

[@imsev6426]

Dude. Spoilers if he actually loses I'm gonna be pissed

[@kneepu11]

He won the race Ya moron

[@brett6390]

Technically Patrick’s Rock would be just as fast as continental drift

[@finalkutking3386]

jules 03 Your profile pic says that you don’t exist in any form of life

[@finalkutking3386]

jules 03 I don’t hate i cremate 😑

[@bruh1dc]

@@raulsavu4644 Yeah he does. Patricks pet rock is so popular they even made over a million of them in real life

[@hazelhamili893]

Thomas had never seen such bull$!~_t before

[@omartazi7906]

Oh yeah this is big brain time

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Patrick's pet rock: *Immobile* Landslide: I gotchu fam

[@ljsalvoro4680]

You're late

[@jonathan-zo9nh]

Heyy, i have seen you 46 times already... not gonna lie

[@aminecrafter1591]

Wow first time i see him reply late

[@hajun3614]

U again

[@maxvirtus2614]

Dude ur here too

[@Warhawk-kf9mx]

Logically, if Patrick's rock were to be placed on the ground to race, with a consistent movement as seen with the continental drift, Patrick's rock would tie with the rate of continental drift.

[@raashidrazi5663]

You must be fun at parties

[@Bobert27]

#Random Stuff# idk he sounds pretty fun

[@genogeno7289]

Well the rock would be standing still. You aren't running 100mph when you are in a car are you???

[@Warhawk-kf9mx]

Geno Geno Of course not. Nor would continental drift, but by placing Patrick’s rock on the ground, it’s speed would match that of the rate of continental drift, since by placing the rock on the ground, the movement therefore should match any movement on the ground, that being the continental drifting,

[@PandaFan2443]

@@genogeno7289 You are moving at 100mph, if the car is moving that fast. Edit: The movement of the Earth would also contribute. You would actually be traveling at about the same speed as the Earth is rotating and orbiting the Sun.

[@mangedg]

Rocky can move if theres an earthquake ever year

[@thelittleninetails6108]

You made me laugh

[@MagneticSnow874iamdaone]

There are 5 earthquakes a minute

[@camerong7365]

Rocky could move if he had ice underneath him

[@robloxplayerharry0128]

Move backwards? Maybe if people kicked him he’d make it

[@santiagocardona7743]

Go to chile bro

[@Ezkimu]

Rocky: * Can't move * Earthquake: Im about to start this man's whole career

[@tto0508]

Rocky: Im about to end this boi's career.

[@luckyramirez8954]

E! 1 sec later... e? 3 secs later... EEEEEEEEE!

[@Dcwest0616-the-best-on-youtube]

ツツツツツ

[@Dcwest0616-the-best-on-youtube]

¯\_(ツツ)_/¯

[@rogeliochuajr9753]

Meteorite This dude be a pro

[@Johnson22806]

"Halfway to nearest star" Sun: Am i a joke to you?

[@teacherairyn6321]

that is alpha centuary

[@Johnson22806]

What

[@somerandomguy3259]

@@Johnson22806 its the nearest star to us other then the sun

[@EntergeticalakaBot]

No you guys aren't getting it the nearest star is in our solar systen

[@tylersauro9891]

The Sun is 0.00001581 light years from us. Alpha Centauri is 4.246 light years away!

[@ShrekIsGod1]

The fact that a bacteria can travel a meter in 30 minutes scares me

[@banako420]

Its the fastest one...

[@keker551]

@@banako420 Yea

[@justwatching_x]

Me too Bro. I thought exactly the same😅

[@flohwalzer]

The fact that bamboo can grow 1 meter in a 5.5 hours scares me

[@buddybarbuto5805]

Shrek Is God and they would multiply probably thousands or millions of times before they get there

[@mirppuli966]

You must REALLY like spongebob

[@yodawg]

who doesnt?

[@_graey]

Cihan Ck me

[@POLARTTYRTM]

I hate it.

[@yodawg]

no childhood...

[@_graey]

Cihan Ck Now you're just spouting nonsense. Just like that abomination of a cartoon Spongebob.

[@internetexplorer457]

*Amateurs!*

[@efficientdoom1895]

It's you you're the slowest

[@gayatrijais1166]

Who owns this KZbin account?

[@chunkyboi6862]

Nope You didn't see my phone

[@jasonkraus4315]

How about the procces of getting at least 1mil robux from people buying your game passes?

[@zacharymogel9087]

What was that punk? (This is where you say amateurs again)

[@sashh9997]

The golden age of this KZbin channel I love it

[@derkommissar4986]

Bamboo can grow one meter in 5 hours? Thats cool

[@Scazoid]

@@dreaminginhell4047 *yep*

[@fox_flix]

No that's actually fake. The fast growing bamboo plant was only 1 foot a day

[@bazookafinatic9095]

@@fox_flix was this on your recommended too

[@fox_flix]

@@bazookafinatic9095 ye

[@Tiwat704]

Not in Minecraft

[@tundra5771]

Technically, wouldn’t the atoms shift and eventually move Rocky?

[@ItsHonski]

True

[@Skill_issue_fc]

Continental drif does that but I thing he is saying no boost so no atoms wind or continental drift

[@soniclikesphone]

earthquake:am i a joke to you?

[@Q--_--90909]

Maybe

[@theintegercyclolcyc]

Yes,it'll quantum teleport.

[@HenWithATie]

1: Plant bamboo around your friend. 2. Wait 5.5 hours 3. Trap your friend 4. ??? 5. Have fun.

[@HuslWusl]

Plant it around them while they are asleep in your garden and let them sleep until they wake up on their own (about 6 - 12h, maybe even more)

[@goon8486]

You know this was a way for bamboo to penetrate someone’s body it was called bamboo torture

[@ZAD720]

Grim Soul everyone knows that

[@papajawn]

You forgot step 6. Profit.

[@ZAD720]

um sir why is your picture a gif?!?! how

[@zanmolecules4105]

The garden snail may be slow, but he’s faster than everything else in the garden

[@DavidMuri-rm4ym]

Yeah, the garden snail only needs 12 minutes to travel 1 meter well, the Hubble expansion needs 18 billion years, man, the garden snail is leaving the Hubble expansion in the dust! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DogManWes2790]

​@@jmyballsitchsquirrels: Birds:

[@scratchy523]

@@jmyballsitchExactly! Underrated comment!

[@erdinc9925]

the legend says: Rocky is moving backwards

[@lythd]

XD

[@bongoh8923]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@unknownunknownseries2098]

It's a fake, the rocks can never move!

[@dr.dollars2473]

Time to call in spongebob: The Proffesional Rock Driver from the pizza episode.

[@sweetmamaschili4051]

iemand someone he is moving faster than any other

[@scottdsnyder]

You won Mr. Garden Snail!

[@netizenjulid7935]

thanks

[@icedsavage5570]

Yes !

[@amazingaohyeah3276]

No Patrick rock did lier

[@ernestbr9786]

Congratulations, you won

[@debralyncruz]

No @Amazinga Oh yeah garden snail wins

[@abdulkadir6446]

I know whats slower... The building of the Berlin Airport.

[@tanishsalunkechannel]

My damn mobile is more slower than that

[@radar_the_fox]

nah its the building of jeddah tower

[@grapes4315]

I feel u germany NICHT

[@Windows-zt2bw]

Nah.... it's the building of the Mysterious Building, the 4000x seed tower from Japan

[@emmatv9318]

@@grapes4315 house

[@yourweirdplant]

I would've laughed so hard if Patrick's rock just moved at light speed at the start

[@JosephHalleAnimationsandMusic]

Lol

[@lincolnloud9560]

that's it's accurate speed fr fr

[@cheesebusiness]

There is a slower thing: Half-Life 3 release

[@Yhelm7734]

Леонид Декабрёв nice

[@jiraffe9600]

cleber oliveira what do you mean gta 6

[@JackDLong]

ThePcGamer GTA means Grand Theft Auto You fucking idiot

[@vexisvibin]

Леонид Декабрёв XD

[@verschilles]

cleber oliveira You mean "XD" is not english?

[@livjotsingh6232]

Patrick 's rock complete the race in 16 yrs.DUE TO CONTINENTAL DRIFT👍

[@thelegendarymage9454]

Livjot Singh or earthquakes

[@caiomarcolino9791]

Makes sense

[@akasakasvault7597]

Or wind coupled with icy floor

[@GOATaro_]

Omg

[@jasonkraus4315]

Your right!

[@fortress2270]

I'm betting my money on Patrick's pet rock.

[@Itsaxelia]

Fortress22 same

[@neki134]

Thomas William Creeper van Beethoven you dont know what a joke is

[@mooosseg1653]

I mean, he's already beaten Gary before

[@cristiannn_413]

Fortress22 how much money?

[@blaz3002]

mooosse g i dunno if patrick carryed him

[@zefyriukas10]

3:26 lol still faster than me growing up

[@bkCheezburgor]

Do you enjoy it??

[@vortiafamily2480]

Kid forever

[@user-vn4zk6os4p]

@@vortiafamily2480 O O okay

[@subscribetopewdiepie69]

Patrick's rock doesn't move. It teleports.

[@MultiLiraz5339]

Yeah... He sutch stuck and teleports?

[@MultiLiraz5339]

Or not he stuck? 3:26

[@leeharveyoswaldoffical3402]

Finally a true scientist

[@naufalplays22456]

"Impossible."

[@Maannnn...]

if it teleports it mean extremely very super fastest speed

[@Laturals]

Patrick's rock is fast

[@minty5415]

take 15400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000 ppppp0000000000000 years to get to Canada

[@carmenwilder6824]

the heck

[@megagengargaming8732]

It can teleport

[@DsVids1]

LavenderTurtle he bet Gary and snelly

[@elektriik-saymyname10times85]

yes. cuz it takes him 999999999999999999999999999999999999 years to travel 1 nanometer.

[@donot7228]

+my speed to do my homework

[@NeoDream]

The Smackers ii

[@cumiiibakarr]

i

[@ShoeNerd]

Patrick's pet rock beat you

[@RiversThePerson]

speed - hubble's expansion right?

[@multistuff9831]

The Smackers hey I still didn't learn the alphabet at home and I was born in the 1800's

[@tylersauro9891]

3:18 wouldn't Patrick's Pet Rock quantum teleport to the finish line before infinity? In Reigarw Comparison's video about the rarest things in the universe, one of the probabilities was the chance of you quantum teleporting 50 kilometers. Edit: wait A MINUTE there are MUCH faster ways Patrick's Pet Rock can get to the finish line! (in the comments)

[@duckytheanimator]

using stun seed

[@airconditionaire]

Patrick’s rock is a part of the earth, so if placed on the edge of a massive land form, eventually continental drift would pull rocky until about 10-15 years later, pet rocky finally crosses that meter

[@insanitylol]

Patrick’s Pet Rock: We are the slowest thing ever! Internet Explorer: Hold my beer

[@aviscofer2332]

Hold my files*

[@UkrainePatr1ot]

Windows vista: hol.........

[@AritraBacchar]

Wait...... How the hell does Internet Explorer play roblox with 0 lag *IMPOSSIBLE*

[@themacud]

Hold my beer id dead its " gonna ruin this whole manx man's career "

[@piku907]

Half Life 3 loading:*AMATEURS*

[@franz6648]

Speed Comparison: Slower than Pet Rock

[@masterray4683]

Your iq

[@jjgaming471]

Oof

[@Stellarowo]

New video: Pet rock- 0 Internet explorer- (-5m/h)

[@royalopera6399]

@@Stellarowo (-) is just the position of the object [left] in position against line Y - | + -5m/h is faster than bamboo growth.

[@dylandavid3777]

Pet rock is not moving until the ends of milky way.😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Huh!? Spongebob:gary is the winner! Patrick:gary is the winner but Spongebob is the loser.

[@jadendavis4884]

At least the rock can beat internet explorer

[@Ice-yp8dz]

J W D Lmao yeah explorer is shet

[@匚モ乃モ丹尺]

@@Ice-yp8dz lol,IE is just trash.Firefox is also slow :/

[@aerox1930]

XDDDD hahahahahah dude...

[@ichigokurosaki7162]

@@匚モ乃モ丹尺 Firefox is my childhood but I gotta admit it's slow

[@SkyBlue0]

I love Microsoft Edge

[@theplushshow3989]

I do not remember this video being made in 2016. Time flies without you noticing.

[@dacoconutnut9503]

What would a 1 meter fingernail look like?

[@multistuff9831]

Luiz Felipe Man go to the Guinness book of world records 2017 and there are 3 ish pictures

[@avarixe1932]

It's not straight. It curls

[@tryggci1541]

it looks like fucking shit

[@avarixe1932]

Tryggci15 haha you've seen it haven't you.

[@tryggci1541]

thy Mom gay yes. and I wish I haven't

[@shboi8103]

If continental drift is faster than rocky, then rocky would be same speed as land. It just gets a free ride

[@zazaeater43]

Ikr

[@thanakritk.2668]

So rocky is getting free ride around the sun

[@maxdragonsoul5553]

- makes slowest comparison - does not include internet explorer

[@zalupa_official]

exploder*

[@zalupa_official]

@@kaerao how dare you assume explorer's gender

[@pusheen2182]

BE NICE TO IE

[@zeke8985]

@@zalupa_official its not internet exploder

[@zalupa_official]

@@zeke8985 r/woooosh

[@fedelisoscar9675]

How many FEW MINUTE LATER you want? This video:Yes

[@mrgardensnail2281]

thank you for the support! but the training was like hell

[@rhemyabelarde5754]

MrGardenSnail for your determination, you deserve a sub!

[@thewackerman2410]

yes

[@iiwildlycrazyii1908]

when someone with no vids gets the same amount of subscribers as the guy with like 17 vids.... not naming who it is but...... *cough* its me *cough*

[@michaelhamblyn4563]

Did you REALLY make an account JUST for this?!

[@yamameeven967]

the pet rock is actually moving, by the earth's continental drift or by the force of gravity on unstable atoms

[@MrGollum1996]

Yamame Even but the racing ground moves with the pet rock. To get forward you push the earth with your feet in the other direction. If you only move with the floor you never will get to an other position.

[@xAdrianHGx]

MrGollum1996 FINALY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME I WAS THINKING SAME THING

[@mushroomfusion245]

Pet rock vs heart of gold, let's go!

[@seanberghoff2213]

Rocky would destroy Heart of Gold, Flash, Tardis, Hyper Sonic, and Instant Transmission combined.

[@audir8v10plus4]

Sean Berghoff dont forget Whis's fast travelling

[@airswift1016]

true !

[@benjaminchacko3709]

Thomas William Creeper van Beethoven we know its a joke

[@hypershadic1019]

Uhhh well see abou tat xd

[@1eny]

i'm actually so invested watching this back then when i was a kid

[@neurotrin5873]

Patricks Rock will win he is one the Earth he moves with Continental Drift

[@youarenowbreathingmanually2798]

Patrick's rock is in the ocean, so it'll move with sea rise, which means 80 years

[@ezvo9286]

+toriel dreemstar (Head Swardfish) No it won't move like that. The sea is rising, not the ocean floor

[@nothingness4625]

True...

[@axidians]

Neurotrin which is 100000000000000000 Years?

[@andyren3868]

whimmy fuc lmao ur stupid rock will always sink to the bottom

[@sovietspy8661]

Speed Comparison 4: Slower than a rock

[@echoez5366]

internet explorer

[@AC-gr7pb]

...xD

[@thomasking8376]

No

[@tellinggojira1188]

Internet explorer on windows 98

[@Aerialyn]

Internet explorer(-1010101010198282828kph) PS-882718278(-282828292829829819kph Ps-727287227(-772172817287872kph) Sh*tty iPad(-27182781728172kph The time it takes for GTA online to load (-821782718278kph) Dead rock (-7371281829kph) Slow rock(-7821827kph) Heavy rock(-72727kph) Rock(0kph) Fast rock(0E10000000000000kph)

[@maplebobo9862]

Mr Garden Snail for president 2016

[@lifecausesemotion4477]

maplebobo tissue for President 2016

[@stef9576]

yeah !

[@angeldking6925]

maplebobo boooooooooooooo

[@cardleader2853]

maplebobo yep

[@19palmeri]

maplebobo Trump that snail!

[@BlueGuy179]

Patrick's rock cannot move, He's just stuck there forever

[@WaterPidez]

@Vlad Umnik 0 * infinity = 0

[@samuelklogborg]

Continental drift drives Patrick’s rock and maintains speed.

[@pawn1234]

Unless there is a strong wind.

[@joeobrien5309]

Infinity

[@kathrynjamesandben7997]

Carry it

[@yeetusdeletus8818]

If we’re thinking logically, wind and rain would push the rock a bit further

[@ultradragon999]

Its such a tiny amount though....hen again if were thinking logically our planet is moving through space very fast so the rock would and everything else would be the same if they all stood still

[@udlerf4084]

I assume that the race in the video takes into account the competitors moving of their own accord, therefore Rocky does not move at all.

[@ruszozsuzsanna5431]

And if there is gonna be an earthquake

[@hahaa3341]

oh hello there genius

[@NocturnalNugget2]

Eventually the rock would just decay over thousands of years and break apart

[@introdispenser5707]

Technically patrick's rock would have won because it says right there "Patrick's Rock" not some random ordinary rock. No hate (duh...)

[@noodles3615]

Intro Dispenser hahahahahahhahahahaha I don't knoe

[@Topat_Tapot]

Is that because patrick could just pick the rock up and carry it to the finish line?

[@cavebelly]

Scrubnut it’s a spongebob joke where Patrick’s pet rock won a race against snails

[@sujarani906]

THE FIRST TIME THIS FRICKING CHANNEL DID A MEME🤯

[@a4dtesseract408]

nope check out 4

[@Ositojulian]

Congratulations Mr. Garden Snail! You got first place in traveling 1 meter! All you have to do is make it to Alpha Centauri and you will be 1st place! It will only take you 10,000,000,000 days.

[@PilotGrapefruit]

I am now scared to death of that bacteria. It’s almost as fast as the snail!

[@hitzcritz]

*what if it is*

[@zandromex8985]

Good news, it appears to be harmless!

[@piggyblitz4404]

Bacteria be like, “fast as **** boi.”

[@bienangelo2203]

Bad news Scientists have found Flying Spiders

[@ruchi761978]

The floor is lava! 1000th like is slower than Patrick pet rock!

[@kuoemily8282]

true

[@hanzed9989]

ruchi sachdeva Lol this didn’t reach 70 likes

[@rinkRL]

I would give it a like, but... 69! I'm not changing 69 i'm sorry...

[@globalintelligence1981]

Yay! 137! 862 more to go!

[@Hungtran79237]

Bubble float is faster than snail

[@jl25735]

There are rocks on a desert that move several kilometers without any help

[@_who_cares_1123]

Jose Antonio Lanz They use the Help of the wind ...

[@Yoshikage8008]

erosion

[@TianoAnnunziata]

404 no they don't

[@Yoshikage8008]

TianoPCGamer yes

[@TianoAnnunziata]

no not by wind

[@astrellxvoide]

Real Results: Continental Drift and Patrick's Pet Rock finish at the same time, the drift of the ground will move the rock.

[@ALamp0]

But the ground is pushing the rock, it needs to move by its self

[@pandrzewko2780]

2:45 look at Patrick's Pet Rock.

[@hahaa3341]

pan drzewko Easter egggggg!

[@DiegoElDiego2801]

It turned into Patrick's house

[@pandrzewko2780]

@@aaaaaaaaaa1190 spie**alaj

[@gamingwithwill6249]

pan drzewko lol

[@thatcommandblockguy2408]

No number

[@darknessdevours5827]

Slowest speed: Teachers starting to teach something useful.

[@concepcionsahpol2306]

Yeahhhh

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

They never teach me anything useful

[@torge9922]

@@deleetiusproductions3497 how did you write that sentence ?

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Torge 99 Shut up

[@torge9922]

@@deleetiusproductions3497 bet they didn't teached you that little bad boy

[@szarinamusic]

When your WiFi is slower than a snail...

[@bakedgoldfish45]

Exvuse me but look 2:35 AND GELATIN GETS BRONZE. idk why i said gelatin :/

[@TheDixieDerg]

That is my school lol they use up all the Wi-Fi to play country music in the gym lol

[@Бузямба]

Yeah I'm waiting 0 sec to WiFi (1 day)

[@user-kx7qd3qf9o]

When your wifi is slower than a rock...

[@rxhx]

The dripping of pitch could be another cool superslow thing to compare with (1 drop falls per decade). That or the speed at which the Moon is getting further away from Moon, or Sun(super mega slow)

[@rosychan4462]

Patrick's pet rock is faster than internet explorer.

[@fazianmarlaena3832]

Savage😂😂

[@endofpivotverse3520]

True

[@runestar473]

Internet explorer goes so slow it goes backwards

[@cowzilla9982]

ogy mohammad Was That A Roast Or A Joke lol

[@doge184]

230 likes

[@thecontentyouwant4314]

Imagine going to wait 8 years for my fingernails to grow that much

[@rieldebonk1044]

Somebody actually did

[@adammzain]

@@rieldebonk1044 who?

[@RGC_animation]

People with the longest fingernail: Am I a joke to you?

[@hyperplayer22]

There is world record for longest nail

[@RGC_animation]

@@hyperplayer22 Is it just my reply that you copied?

[@charlesmitchell3570]

[Race begins] [Day 1] A few moments later... Garden snail - 1st place - 12 min 20 minutes later... Thiovolum majus - 2nd place - 30 min Later... Bamboo growth - 3rd place - 5 u. 1/2 h Later... [Day 3] Cell with motor protein - 4th place - 55 h Many months later... [Day 2.92k] Fingernail growth - 5th place - 8 y A few moments later... [Day 5.84k] Continental drift - 6th place - 16 y A few moments later... [Day 29.2k] Sea level rise - 7th place - 80 y Eventually... [Day 580k] Stalactite growth - 8th place - 1.585 k y One eternity later... [Day 5T] Hubble's expansion - 9th place - 14 G y Meanwhile... Garden snail - dist. 2 ly (1/2 way to nearest star) [Day 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999?OV Error] Patrick's pet rock - 10th place - 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999?OV Error Y y

[@Lesitia.]

Day Count Is Infinitely Increased, At Least Aleph-0 Days.

[@fernandoglez.5553]

Wow Charles!!! You are very smart!! 😳 😬

[@physical-369]

​​@@fernandoglez.5553no Patrick's pet rock Rocky 's speed is 1 Planck length per minute 😅😮😂 so he's wrong

[@Realaine]

its 2021 and im still watching your videos, i still remember these..

[@andrewglass8046]

He would actually tie the continental drift because if he was on the land then he would be moved passed the finish line the same time. (He meaning Patrick's rock)

[@mam162]

Except continental drift would also move the finish line itself, so it would be a wash.

[@beckyacampoverde]

Rocky: “It’s been 39393339339303 years I can’t finish this!” Erosion and Continental Drift: “Allow is to introduce ourselves.”

[@efcbmd]

Now 9898989998989898989898989889989898989898989898989898989898998 years

[@pawn1234]

Hills too

[@ckg_b]

Fellow gd player

[@pawn1234]

@@ckg_b Hello!

[@sergebissonnette9648]

And quantum tunneling

[@mgmasterlord9481]

rook will eventually cause of rain

[@marinaabuladze9118]

or storm

[@vast5853]

MG Eco lunar MDK no funky boi he is under water

[@shaz4899]

MG Eco lunar MDK or just walk there and throw it simple

[@endofpivotverse3520]

How could water break rock?

[@maki49574]

TigerDinosaur Water is strong.

[@skyiscubing69]

I forgot I used to watch these videos in 2016 ... such good days 😊

[@mocraball.]

Same here!!!

[@icecleric1870]

continental drift should've taken everybody to 1m

[@wyattwatson9848]

Grandryan42 exactly

[@gumarks_]

But doesn't that drift move the goal too?

[@HaidaWay]

MarkelgurruxDD different plate right before the finish line lol

[@gumarks_]

Tijuana SIX It can be 😂

[@blaz3002]

Grandryan42 u must be kidding me rocky is infity times slower than anyone in this video

[@leonwi.426]

Quality! But ur telling me that bamboo grows 1m in 5 hours?!?

[@doctor-xp1nx]

Leon Wi. Yes,some species of bamboos can grow up to 1m a day!

[@castingdefects]

+Leon Wi. that shit's spooky

[@Moofenic]

Not really(well for you)

[@leonwi.426]

actually it doesnt grow that fast. i looked it up. and now i feel stupid for even considering that this might be true and looking it upxD

[@edwardan2473]

Leon Wi. They probably do grow a meter in five hours, it's just that it stops growing at a certain point.

[@DolphinGaming79]

This is how many races he will win Go MR.SNAIL! 👇🏻

[@jack-cp2si]

Noob

[@ionkinchan8838]

only 26... what

[@jwdominionpyroraptor4775]

27 realy just that

[@nachonuts4429]

Donald Trump shut up you gonna lose to Bernie Sanders but I mean that’s the future soooooo yeah

[@nachonuts4429]

Lol I made it 100 likes

[@TheThingRed]

Nobody *WTF is Hubble's Expansion?!*

[@feloniousphil7398]

It's the observation in physical cosmology that galaxies are moving away from the Earth at speeds proportional to their distance. (And yes, I copy-pasted from Wikipedia.)

[@nexquad248]

Should've make this one: Google Chrome UC Mini Opera Mini Mozilla Firefox Standard Browser Internet Explorer *-WHO WILL WIN?-*

[@brandonmartin1958]

Stick Draw Not IE

[@suqmadiq3462]

Mr Gavin Internet Explorer

[@lychy645]

Nex Quad netscape navigator

[@gagankumarsunkara]

Google Chrome because google chrome is faster than Opera Mini but opera is faster than Google Chrome

[@Cilacov]

Nex Quad the snail will win..

[@Gruegirl]

Wouldn't the rock travel as fast as continental drift?

[@Gruegirl]

Assuming it was on a geological continent, and not somehow in a zero g magical no inertial reference frame zone.

[@MrGollum1996]

Ari Schwartz it would bit it doesnt count. You are moving with the earth, with the solar system, with the galaxy, with the universe. But you consider yourself as not moving. You are travelling at 0km/h or 0mph. So yeah technically, but no its not what this is about.

[@alspezial2747]

Ari Schwartz it is about relativ speed to the ground you are moving on . if you count external speeds the stone would travel much faster than the speed of light relativ to a nother galaxy out of the observable universe course of the universal expansoin.

[@mariuskatutis3853]

Ari Schwartz 10000000000000000000000 YERS ######

[@sebastianzaczek]

2:06 dat nose...

[@kilosu8810]

😃😃😁😁😂

[@generalderpscout5393]

You have a dirtiest mind, is spongebob penis nose, including squidward if you look at his nose and eye upside down

[@Pixiuchu]

@@generalderpscout5393 What the fuck.

[@witzkiekrisis7308]

It tooked me 2 minutes to solve it. You do have a dirty mind

[@nuchgamer2850]

Dick

[@CeilingCatMSM]

I got mildly scared of this video when i was younger

[@cstorres9383]

How about gun size comparison? Including snipers, and basically anything that shoots

[@G1assWater]

cum shoots?

[@Jamanator9]

moon lord xD

[@RealRhonniePSikat]

thanks for that,!

[@someonelucas2688]

including a laser pointer

[@hadijawad5224]

moon lord ayy great minds think alike

[@GowliPlays]

The fastest superheroes next time! :D

[@aeiou75]

No.

[@HallisV2]

Gowli Plays Well, we all know who would win... Snailman

[@GowliPlays]

Mr. Halvard The Not Very Fat One Yup

[@angel.1978]

Everyone knows that the fastest superhero is Flash🙂🏃🏻

[@Okotin]

*+Angeligue Rodriguez* Yep, we know it, but who's the second or third fastest super hero? We need a video. 😉

[@molkky1662]

Videogame map size comparison pls

[@leonbejnkaiser7259]

ThrowingGuy oh YES

[@silentflames2167]

yes yes yes

[@AngeluzMG]

nice idea

[@carspotterfl1883]

ThrowingGuy yes please

[@thomaspena7178]

yes pls

[@prismations]

I came back here for Immortal Snail jokes but I couldn’t find any :’(

[@andreimaninang3730]

Wait i know one: internet explorer and a slug maybe? Or patrick's rock being pushed by strong wind

[@andreimaninang3730]

Or hey Slowest thing there ever was

[@jussari7960]

Internet explorer

[@phamhoanggiang4749]

the rock will lose in part 4

[@hiyt1521]

Like=Garden snail Comment=Heart of gold and flash

[@yourclassicstick]

Yes.

[@uuuusssssserrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

The heart of gold aaaaaaaggh

[@uuuusssssserrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

Super bread heart of gold

[@eightdogstreet]

like and comment beggar

[@hiyt1521]

@@eightdogstreet ok.

[@kennithball9787]

Race 12: Cartoon characters.

[@kennithball9787]

Competitors: Roadrunner from Loony toons Turbo from Turbo Etc.

[@Insanity_Potato]

Sanik de hueghue

[@Coocoodude12]

KennithBall97 sonic the hedgehog The flash Dash from the incredibles Road runner from looney tunes Speedy Gonzales

[@santiagomorales2562]

KennithBall97 god idea

[@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven]

Flash, Dash, Sonic, roadrunner, Speedy.

[@WMWMWMWMWMWMWWMWMMWWMWMMWMWMWM]

Patrick's rock is so fast, he created an illusion of standing

[@powerpulser5701]

The pet rocky was so slow that the old narratpr got bored and they had to hire a new one

[@arabianknightlol3380]

Hall of games ita and you stole that from spongebob

[@powerpulser5701]

reference

[@craze-cx7896]

he's stupid. he doesn't even know what a reference is

[@froggytheman2995]

Nobody talking about that disgusting large fingernail? Just me... Ok Why there a argument in replies lol

[@kiradoesstuff2394]

Tbh, it scares me.

[@synflwr]

XxGacha KiraxX The random unfunny emoticon wasn’t needed.

[@kiradoesstuff2394]

@@synflwr it just represents that I'm scared, and it's not supposed to be funny.

[@abattledroid7649]

Moon-Vo!d you’re comment also was not needed

[@honeybearhoneybear757]

@@synflwr don't be rude! it just means she's scared it's not random just a face

[@ManishYadav-ce7qz]

Cheers for Garden Snail

[@rhwlol]

then its one long boi

[@Xnoob545]

Hubbles expansion finished 1 m garden snail halfwat to the nearest star

[@izzumi5329]

Nobody: Mum's nails: *AM SPEED*

[@tanishsalunkechannel]

My mobile is the slowest. Slower than the patric's pet rock. 1 like=1 gb ram to my poor mobile

[@martinblumenroth454]

Now you habe s10+ or oneplus 6t mclaren

[@tanishsalunkechannel]

Lol

[@chartemant]

You probably have s10 so I will like

[@martinblumenroth454]

@@chartemant nah s8

[@tanishsalunkechannel]

Thx guys

[@ethanraiorcullo5793]

What's slower than Patrick's Pet Rock? *_INTERNET EXPLORER_*

[@johnzeets1731]

No it’s just a universe Rocky forever Universe forever infinite times

[@relturtle]

Oof.

[@yuukoyuukoi476]

im watching this on ie 11 its not slow

[@Cgreen15Abram]

Rocky's still there! 😅

[@thomasking8376]

Wait were Is garden snail

[@Metztii]

Thomas King probably dead

[@froggy8715]

Amiel Singo BFDI u mean?

[@zingywingerdude1478]

Patrick when his pet rock lost: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (DESTROYS EVERYTHING)

[@Nugcon]

Spongebob is the best trainer.

[@abishaiaraya3167]

"totally"

[@dreamonstr7015]

Always has been:)

[@blaz3002]

The NuggetBacon then rocky never makes to finish

[@konstantinethebest1139]

Im pretty sure that patrick's rock can travel up to infinite meters per second and patrick dosent have to walk because he can climb his rock and go to places instantly

[@maximilianzeidler4752]

Yup

[@RobbeYT]

I love theese!!!

[@ppunitkalnasdh3603]

'Earth to nearest star' Sun:Am I a joke to you

[@vvchannel5600]

Speed comparison 4: slowest to fastest: Patricks pet rock Garden snail Person walking Average bike Usain bolt 100km/h car King cheetah An average plane Light Flash Since there is only nine on a race remove 1 you dont want to choose (except garden snail or patricks pet rock)

[@theomniverse1386]

I Will Remove Flash And Replaced With Heart Of Gold.

[@Joe-wt4rv]

I would remove heart of gold and put internet explorer

[@Joe-wt4rv]

SuperProGaming2016 Roblox&More hmmm inf x2 is still inf

[@noname-qd9bp]

Dude u forgot speed of sound

[@ultradragon999]

GO PATRICKS PET ROCK

[@RiversThePerson]

sparta remix? does anyone notice its spongebob had sparta remix? Edit: WOW! THIS IS MY FIRST COMMENT TO HAVE MORE THAN 100 Likes!

[@ajverona]

I did. That image slightly let's say, CREEPED THE HELL OUT OF ME,

[@ethansprague2005]

Awesome Anims I know right! I was taking a crap and was scared for real. Like I felt like someone was gonna kidnap me or something. And the no song didn't help. I got bad anxiety then

[@Jduude]

This is a weird episode of spongebob...

[@abiku2923]

J_ duude what's a normal episode?

[@Jduude]

Good point.

[@ibrahimokullu]

The fact that fingernail ended this year

[@DevilsRadvocate]

Actually, rocky is as fast as plate movement so technically, eventually rocky would reach one meter

[@justdont3998]

"Technically Patrick's rock would be just as fast as continental drift"

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

Rocky is faster then heart of gold

[@manuelmoreno9814]

@@Generic_Gaming_Channel no

[@hypercell1016]

You forgot the only thing slower than Rocky: The speed at which politicians begin to believe in global warming.

[@xAdrianHGx]

hypercell101 lol true😂😂😂

[@omara7680]

And the loading in GTA 5

[@stealth6308]

The rock beat sea level rise because he got carried by the continental drift.

[@TheKokrajhar]

1000 IQ

[@luckyramirez8954]

Lol -1 IQ

[@ahmedfarahat2287]

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 IQ

[@Neotrec]

@@luckyramirez8954 your -2 iq

[@dlbradai9819]

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000IQ

[@moonlink727]

Funniest speed comparison ever!! My favorite part: OH NO NO (This isn't real!) NO NO NO (I want the real results!) NO NO NO NO And the win music 🤣 Da doodoo doo da da dada doo da

[@alvinbroqueza4779]

That not real

[@deadchannel-trashthischann1074]

This Is NOT REAL? 00:02:06;26 😁😁 I Want The Real Results! 00:02:09;35 😀😀 Armor👕👖👟👗👔👒👘👙👠👡👔👢👚👜💼🎩💄👟👞👑👒