Speed Racer is a Sociopath

guy gave no fucks about anyone else

[@Austinian93]

Notice how speed wasn’t going full speed until he realized a girl might die if he wins

[@Lost_Dawn]

Damn savage!

[@ShinCadian27th]

@@diegogatjens3023 Isn't this what they so called "Sigma Grindset"?

[@Paladen_X]

I used to like speed racer until now Thanks for destroying my childhood Also is it just me or does Trixie sound like Navi from Ocarina of Time

[@Lost_Dawn]

@@Paladen_X You're welcome

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

@@Paladen_X *Improving

[@blankyjae3316]

I love the fact he tries even harder to win after knowing his opponent needs the prize money.

[@INWMI]

he double down now that theres a higher price HAH

[@redbunn2282]

He's like: "Ha Ha Ha Don't Care Lol"

[@123alexkong]

Cold-blooded He would win even if the prize money was supposed to go to an orphanage or a hospital for pandas

[@nicak777alex9]

At that moment the prize became secondary, the true reward was knowing his actions would cause death. Just look how happy he is after winning that race, not a shred of remorse or guilt.

[@Spazzsticks]

Dude stepped on the gas even harder when he learns somebody dies if he were to win. What a mad lad.

[@okiedouk]

If he had three arms she wouldn't have gotten a parachute either.

[@elliottstevens7168]

LOL

[@Mediados]

„Trixie, I need your parachute, quick!“ „But why?“ „No time to explain!“ *throws parachute out the plane* „Speed?“ *jumps out the plane* „SPEED?!“

[@atheneus]

😂😂😂😂

[@burrybondz225]

She has two parachutes herself

[@Yaromakai]

I been laughing for two minutes I almost soiled my pants lmao

[@ryanhoskins458]

*With Speed, it's not about money . . . it's about sending a message*

[@NTAD]

This town deserves a better class of racer.

[@Shady36]

I wanna like your comment but it won't be 69 anymore. So I won't.

[@Shady36]

@placidbatonFinal People had to ruin it 😑

[@Shady36]

@placidbatonFinal it's aiyt.

[@ForkLefts]

It's both

[@unholychazer]

Dude: "Please don't smash into us!" Speed: "Haha, steering wheel go UEUEGHGUEHGUEUHGE"

[@ang1480]

this gets me every time.

[@phuckp.cummings5148]

The funniest shit I've ever seen in a cartoon 😂😂😂

[@jakesanchez6621]

Notice how he waited until he begged for his life before smashing the fuck into him

[@drag0nmistr3ss54]

I can't breathe!!!!! X'D X'D X'D X'D

[@xChemistryFTWx]

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

[@BB-uo1qy]

*takes third parachute for no reason, dooming a man to a fiery death*

[@notahotshot]

"Takes third parachute for no reason, dooming a man to a fiery death" Some would argue the reason for taking the third parachute is self evident in your statement.

[@LMAOuncleDEMO]

@@notahotshot oh perspectives.

[@gun506]

Best part is that they were both already wearing parachutes when it showed them holding the three, so they jumped with 5 parachutes just as a fuck you to that guy.

[@ciclon5682]

@@gun506 just so i completely deplete all chances for your survival. i will take these 2 parachutes as well.

[@R34PR_]

D E A D M E N N E E D N O P A R A C H U T E

[@Jenviper]

Speed isn’t in a relationship with trixie, he’s in a relationship with his 🏆Car🏆

[@rnbrockstar6591]

yeah i dont see the problem here. The mk5 is a sexy ass car

[@tokuwriter2872]

@@rnbrockstar6591 the Sexiest car damnit. Sexier than the Batmobile...yea I said it.

[@rnbrockstar6591]

@@tokuwriter2872 yeah not seing a problem here either. Shit id go a step further and say it beats out k.i.t.t and bumble bee.

[@tokuwriter2872]

@@rnbrockstar6591 easily, the Mach 5 is the ultimate fantasy car!

[@song49877]

Ah yes, the car is very *sexy*

[@T-rev33]

The ammouth of amphetamines coursing through his veins is just insane

[@MutualSOUL]

He's not called _Speed_ Racer for nothing.

[@sirmount2636]

@@MutualSOUL I love that you guys genuinely believe he needs drugs to be this way. He’s naturally cold, cruel, immoral.

[@horsepower523]

@@sirmount2636 Yeah, he is naturally cold, cruel and immoral.....and the drugs he uses enhance all that tenfold.

[@alejandropreciado1814]

@@horsepower523 😂😂😂

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

his body naturally produces the drugs

[@ControlAllDa1337]

He wasn't even going full speed until he found out an innocent girl could die if he won

[@happyveliz]

Guy: Please don't smash into us! Speed: *FURIOUSLY* TURNS THE WHEEL INTO THEM

[@elmagnifico1]

MY DAUGHTER

[@zaccwiggins]

Speed: (Casualy driving) Trixie: just an FYI, a girl’s gonna die if you win speed. Speed: (slams gas)

[@woomyrune]

I find it hilarious that despite being inside a high performance sports car, Speed decides to jump out of it while being targeted by an axe throwing maniac who wants his pineapples.

[@Mean_Dartin]

I really want to know the context of that scene by the way! 😅

[@shihabmohammadshibly704]

cause he's a goddamn sociopath

[@johnturtle6649]

Axe throwing *Mariachis* get it right!

[@joshuamckenzie93]

He likes the danger, it makes him feel alive.

[@pauldzim]

@@Mean_Dartin Speed has a couple of big juicy pineapples

[@TwilightWolf032]

"Please don't smash into us" *Cuts to speed pulling the wheel faster than he ever did*

[@concept5631]

Brutal.

[@marinhaalternativa3829]

Lewis Hamilton steered calmly

[@nonya6012]

lol

[@wadespencer3623]

It's literally the most animation I've seen in the entire series.

[@dango6266]

I would like to inquire for the sauce of your pfp please.

[@0mn0m15]

That's not a demon on wheels. That's Satan himself.

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@Colin Benson Hail Santa

[@elainehelmont4647]

we need 110+likes now to get to the best number

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@elainehelmont4647 Give it some time, it'll happen

[@yamariihakea8824]

Look at your likes

[@dalentces2492]

Speed is actually the persona Satan created before becoming Ryo Asuka

[@ultimopena]

My absolute favorite thing about the first scene is that at 0:13 the monkey nods along, giving off the impression that even the monkey understands that the "right" thing to do would be to let the guy win so his sister could be saved. But Speed operates beyond the petty matters of ethics........

[@cannibalfan333]

Speed wasn't being petty. He was being professional.

[@welon17]

I... Uhhh... I agree with Speed on that one. It's what competition is all about. But the rest, yeah, the rest is all crazy

[@yourpalpalmetto979]

Trixie could've asked him to donate money to help the guy's sister and he probably would've done so. But she asked him to throw the competition and that's just not right.

[@skins4thewin]

That word... Ethics. I don't think it means what you think it does.

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

Chim chim is the smartest member of the family.

[@gracehildebrandt1141]

FUN FACT: speed racer is what inspired Mojo Jojo’s fast talking

[@AllucB]

He also inspired is evilness

[@gracehildebrandt1141]

@@AllucB mojo jojo wishes he could be as evil as speed racer

[@Jack75188]

@@gracehildebrandt1141 Speed Racer makes Mojo Jojo looks like a good guy in comparison.

[@dandyrevisionist7879]

He doubled down on it!

[@mikemcdougal4142]

I had no idea. Makes perfect sense and yet it's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[@herobrine2709]

im binging all of these speedracer clips at 1am on a school night i am going insane

[@offwhitejayR2E]

I literally did the exact same thing last night ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@sbmuss7118]

@@offwhitejayR2E it was a 3am job for me

[@richardendresz161]

So is speed

[@herobrine2709]

@@sbmuss7118 I FINISHED AT LIKE 5AM

[@DIGITALGH05T]

yea i have a quiz to do tmr, a book report due on a book in only 5 pages into, and a presenation i havent started on time morning, idk why im here at 3 am lmao

[@BarokaiRein]

Speed has no time for feels since he needs to be the fastest on the wheels!

[@sirmount2636]

He has feelings. Cold, very cold, feelings.

[@soorajdooba5652]

Yeah he dont care about nobody Its just him and his car

[@AYVYN]

Emotions are heavy. Need to keep the car’s weight down.

[@coll912]

2:26 that's the entire animation budget right there

[@ARedMagicMarker]

lol

[@Mr.Needle-Hamster]

Chefs kiss ten out of ten

[@smaller_cathedrals]

And the entire voice acting budget as well.

[@Krasses]

3:05 Speed was thinking to himself "Are they dead? Are they still alive? There is no way they could be alive. But just to make sure. Trust, but verify"

[@akuljamwal3085]

He was angry because he couldn't kill them

[@INWMI]

very very psicho thinking, he goes cold as ice to check if theres no survivors

[@samhollan4570]

@@stairwaytoheaven8 hey he’s just busting balls here!

[@harshjain3122]

@@stairwaytoheaven8 wha?

[@phillyphil1513]

Q: did you see the body...? A: no...? okay ASSUMPTION IS THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCK UPS.

[@GeneralOlde]

Vice-president: I'm a chicken vice-president! Driver: I KNOW THAT. Savage.

[@ilvanezzo]

1:57 so, let me get this straight: Speed intentionally takes TWO parachutes so that dude couldn't bail out of the plane?

[@hymirlive5827]

He actually has 3. he is already wearing one and so is the other character so they jumped out with 5 parachutes

[@Jeezes718]

Speed: may god have mercy, for I have NONE!

[@jackmanley1473]

Someone else pointed this out on the clip elsewhere, but SPEED IS ALREADY WEARING A PARACHUTE He literally took every parachute specifically so that guy would die. He's a monster.

[@Lunarfly_streams]

I had a history teacher who always wore a speedracer helmet in class, one day he dissapeared forever, leaving his helmet on his desk

[@greggeverman5578]

Whoa! Heavy.

[@aBowlOfOranjes]

Speed does not take imitators lightly

[@onlimi616]

I'll bet that gym teacher, Snaker Oiler, had something to do with it!

[@sociosanch3748]

😶

[@michaelarojas]

Speed must’ve made him disappear!

[@N2Deep00]

If there's a Hell, it doesn't want Speed Racer there either

[@ThePapazero]

...Pineapple out of his what?

[@justunnam3d]

Tl’dr Race and the pinapple is a passenger you must deliver Mafia hid gems in pineapples

[@chiskeik27]

gut

[@menschlicherroboter6791]

Car

[@omarthepsycho]

Lmaooo 😂

[@KGBZukhov]

I die laughing every time he rolls out of the car dodging the hatchets only to look towards the car instead of the direction the hatchets were thrown.

[@bsjbrandon7075]

Jumping out of the car to take better cover on plain sight.

[@rikk319]

His car. The only thing he truly loves.

[@Business458]

​@@bsjbrandon7075😂😂😂 he was doing it so that they don't target the car, better they hit him

[@driftingwolf0]

Speed: Kill me if you want, but please don't hurt my car. How can I race without the Mack5

[@patriciamiller3850]

About to say...he was worried the axes hit the Mach 5 😂

[@seangonzalez184]

1:15 that death scream tho 😅

[@daboe2035]

Satan himself 🤣

[@michaelarojas]

Jeez! Lol

[@thescoobymike]

I’m gonna die 🤣🤣🤣

[@zingzaber6989]

🤣

[@zuper6475]

He's going over that cliff *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[@firionkaiser8291]

I don't remember him being this savage as a kid 😂

[@liamjm9278]

Probably because they're all edits.

[@a64738]

That is probably as a kid you did not understand how evil and psycopatic he actually was... Kids usually do not think deeply enough to notice things like that.

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

I mean, it kinda speaks to the purity of his conviction, he's there to race, not save the world. It's his entire system of ethics and morality

[@PeteTheGrouch]

Gotta respect the guy for sticking to his guns...

[@WasatchWind]

​@@PeteTheGrouchliterally. Speed really likes guns.

[@Chrysaor117]

This is the same man, that, when threatened with a gun, leaves no survivors.

[@Spazzsticks]

2:11 Speed racer learns about receiving prize money for winning races on top of committing murder.

[@BDaMonkey]

This TV show looks utterly insane.

[@FurryMcMemes]

It is utterly insane and I love it.

[@senseilekai704]

The man went faster after hearing a child’s life was on the line 🤣

[@cookiesonastick]

Please continue this clip series

[@HighFlyingOwlOfMinerva]

I second this.

[@gravethebeyond]

I third that. Good stuff.

[@rachieroo6748]

I like that the plane doesn’t just have two parachutes. They make sure we see that there was enough parachutes for all of them, and even though that man seemed to be unconscious, Speed did not want to risk him surviving the situation 😂

[@Horus4302]

Why does he have the previous gmail logo on his helmet?

[@Nick_Lima954]

G Mail logo is a Freemason symbol.

[@AirNava]

His a Mason

[@PrinceAkaiVtuber]

Mach gogogo...

[@haydenrhead7692]

In Japan (where it was made) it was called Mach go go so it’s stands for the go

[@justin2308]

@@Nick_Lima954Source?

[@slyllamademon2652]

Speed could legitimately kill everyone on this show, he’s survived several gunfights in self defense.

[@itsaxel8088]

"But Speed!" "I missed the part where that's my problem"

[@dillonhall7514]

So your telling me that Speed is addicted to racing basically, which is sorta selfish

[@GaryRichards813]

Dudes name is literally "Speed". I'm not surprised.

[@dillonhall7514]

@@GaryRichards813 Well that does make sense because of the name, who has the strongest obsession of competing

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Meth, dude. He's addicted to meth.

[@kejiri3593]

Its kind of his job though. So not surprising

[@Redneck_Technophile]

This is not a racing addiction, a racing addiction is what I have, this is something else entirely... **cough** **cough** M E T H **cough**

[@toonbat]

3:06 When the video game enemy accidentally falls over an edge, robbing you of precious XP and items.

[@greggeverman5578]

That must have been what he was thinking.

[@OmegaGamer104]

Relatable!

[@Cinnaschticks]

BAHAHA

[@raptrz_]

The scream he makes 1:15 LMFAOOO

[@dr.latency8679]

hes going to fall over that clif-*HEUGH*

[@thegreatpoo2electricboogal318]

Aarh!!

[@daboe2035]

He’s going over that cliff *gets possessed*

[@UnknownPerson-2004]

*HEUUUURGRGG* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dawgpost90]

0:49 It's like the woman in green knew what just happened. She knows Steve just sent the girl to an early grave.

[@briarfisk]

Might be the mum

[@RainbowManification]

Ayn Rand readers: I don't know, seems pretty reasonable to me.

[@Rokiotop900]

Yes

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Not really, Speed is basically committing crimes, which is pretty counterproductive to one's life. It's just that in his universe he doesn't get punished.

[@Trainlover1995]

Okay, Speed did not kill the guy who went over the cliff. He died because he was distracted watching Speed.

[@thecrimsonfuckr5676]

Yea, he just killed all those other people.

[@sirmount2636]

Stop enabling him

[@debatenothing5676]

@Paul Martin dont forget the guy in the helicopter explosion

[@Rucker1980]

@@thecrimsonfuckr5676 the last two died because the passenger messed with the steering

[@UnknownPerson-2004]

@Paul Martin he's Max Payne

[@GoPieman]

'don't be chicken' 'listen i'm a chicken vice president' 'i know that' the pinnacle of natural yet compelling dialogue right here.

[@lul9435]

Girl: pap- Dad: *MY DAUGHTER!*

[@starvalkyrie]

"How unlikeable do you want your protagonist?" 'Yes'

[@benjamincalloway]

0:32 Trixie: "Speed? Speed? Speed!" Speed: **speed**

[@firey_jupiter0987]

@Levi H. Faust speed

[@Zecxrity]

@@firey_jupiter0987 speed

[@Fr0st1989]

I love how Speed grabbed 3 parachutes so if that guy came to he'd be unable to make it to safety. Savage.

[@michaelbullen3104]

Keep in mind, this guy was supposed to be a playable character in Tatsunoko Vs Capcom, as a literal melee fighter. He could kick the asses of anyone on this show if he wanted to. Anyone that was meant to or already has thrown down with the brokenness of Capcom characters is not to be fucked with. This guy takes no prisoners and loves revelling in the pain of others, especially by his own hands

[@ZER0O9]

He was also kept out of the Infini-T force anime, he's just bad for everyone's health, including the good guys.

[@velocilevon]

​@@ZER0O9 The perfect anti-hero. Maybe.

[@hdofu]

They had to remove him due to the fact that not even Ryu wanted to fight him.

[@donflamingo795]

Sigma grindset: win race and prevent people from saving live.

[@lindaeasley5606]

1:41 Random Mexican guy in tree

[@kimboslice2000]

Great observation.

[@retsukaioh4571]

Is a demon on wheels, what everybody else think that part of the song mean?, is say there, clear as day, the guy is a damn cold blooded killer, how he survive the mob and hundred of assasinationg attemps against him?, cause hes the meanest craziest SOB that ever walk the earth. Thats how.

[@horsepower523]

That cold and angry look at the end tho... He's like: "Damn, it should've been me who killed ya".

[@velocilevon]

"No EXP, no money plundered from him, don't even know if he had any useful items on him, and I didn't get the chance to feel his neck with my own hands. Man, this day totally stinks..."

[@backgroundcharacterj5071]

Moral of the story: Winning is everything

[@anprabh1]

Speed's sigma male Racerillionnaire grindset: 1. Get the bag even if it means the death of a child 2. Figure something out rather look at the clouds 3. Go over the cliff and make people fall to their death 4. Check if your car is okay while axes are being thrown at you 5. Bail out of burning planes with your enemies' parachutes but not wear them anyways so that their death becomes imminent 6. Climax when you see "X3" 7. Smash into people so that they crash off the rails and die 8. Stare emotionlessly into car accidents

[@UnknownPerson-2004]

1:15 That scream 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vunuxbuku5212]

Speed caused HIS DEATH ON PURPOSE he pretended to lose balance to distract others so that they'd really die a demon

[@UnknownPerson-2004]

@@vunuxbuku5212 lmao. That's why the movie is better

[@slackm4n34]

Speed was just straight up a troll when he realised the girl would die if he wins the race

[@ZeroTheHunter]

Random racer: Please dont smash into us! Speed Demon Racer: *BLAGHUFFULAGBLYAK*

[@kingcold3590]

Trixie is sooo annoying I dont know how she never "accidentally" fell from the car on the highway

[@vunuxbuku5212]

You'd think speed make that happen.

[@ghostbond1074]

There's a girl just like this in my family. Attaches herself to successful guy. Immediately starts insisting he sabotage what makes him successful.

[@neurotyphylixinef76a87]

RacerX: "Speed, please don't crash into us" Speed: *proceeds to crash into them*

[@Jmanthefirst]

Everyone: speed it's just a race Speed: speed is life they just weren't fast enough

[@ememman1460]

0:53... I just can't... His face tho lol...

[@footofthunder9763]

He’s not smiling cuz he won. He’s smiling because a little girl is dying at his hands.

[@LinkEX]

The absolute derp face had me in orbit, lol. The unintentionally bad character model in that still shot just happened to match up perfectly to the video's narrative. It's like he threw any common sense out of the window and the only thing left that could satisfy his simpleton mind was the win and admiration of the unknowing masses, morals be damned.

[@fulviopontarollo2952]

He goes too fast to let any emotion catch up to him!

[@Jojakelion]

0:52 Look at that vacant stare on top of that smile. Their cheers mean nothing, its empty, might as well be deaf for how much he’s listening to them. it’s knowing he robbed a person of their future is the true joy

[@martazcrutchfield9878]

2:26 is soooo damn funny

[@Clavey]

Bruh what about 1:16

[@billymendez9725]

I know right

[@indefatigable8193]

I love how everyone is slagging on Speed. This dude plays for cash, man.

[@bencousins7311]

Hate the game not the playa

[@ShanAli-sq4rs]

In first clip, Speed only want to win, he would have give money to that girl but Trixie literally wanted him to lose on purpose🤦🏻‍♂️

[@padalan2504]

Speed is a man of principle. Also he knows he doesn't have to undermine his racing career, because he can just share his winnings with the ones in need.

[@TyphoonTYUIOP]

Sometimes I like to think Speed is the villain of the show instead of the hero.

[@DB-qc9br]

1:15 😂🤣😂🤣 “He’s going over that cliff…AAARRRGHHHH!!!!” I’m seriously crying

[@vunuxbuku5212]

2:27 the worst one yet because he asked speed nit to kill him yet speed still did it without a second thought

[@irok1]

0:30 It's very nice to point out here that there is nothing stopping Speed from donating the money after the race, but at the speed they drive in the show, taking your eyes off the track for a split second to talk could be fatal. There's no reason for Speed to intentionally lose and possibly ruin his own career when he could just win, donate, and be known as the hero with a heart

[@formerlypie8781]

Does he do that after they win

[@formerlypie8781]

Also put crews talk to racers all the time it's not that crazy for them to try to talk to speed as he is racing

[@phatlewt2932]

@@formerlypie8781 I don't think he did

[@cursedgamer2778]

he didnt do that though

[@RedHairdo]

He also lost the race. Disqualified or something.

[@dfox6222]

Speed has the same sociopathic energy as Mr. Bojiggler from Bobobo-Bo-Bo-Bobo.

[@thatbloomer5642]

Speed took that parachute. He meant to leave him to die. I mean, if the guy's dead, why bother? And if he isn't, Speed just sealed his fate.

[@Dwamak]

He looks like, talks like and acts like Ben Shapiro.

[@oopus4]

Forgot that his wife is a doctor

[@aronastron9538]

@supersoniclegend um, no, he'd absolutely DESTROY you with FACTS AND LOGIC

[@Orinslayer]

@supersoniclegend speed racer, obviously

[@dinohall2595]

@@aronastron9538 Facts and logic from Mr. B.S. Lol.

[@BDaMonkey]

Amazing post.

[@danield8528]

When he took the parachute so the dude couldn’t jump out. 😂

[@retrogamingguitarist5961]

It's basically death insurance.

[@JoelKellenProductions]

Only five? Those are rookie numbers.

[@KilosFoxo]

there are more deaths in speed racer much more

[@greggeverman5578]

Even in the intro a guy or two dies!

[@GeezyDaMack]

that cold look in his eyes as he Speeds up

[@nonjaninja4904]

It's a race, not a participation trophy handout.

[@deatthknell]

He's the demon on wheels isnt he?

[@fynnthefox9078]

Speed: I won't kill you, but that doesn't mean I have to save you.

[@heavymcbeptol]

“Speed racer is a sociopath” “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes”

[@jofelmorata]

You see no soul in his eyes.

[@vunuxbuku5212]

Nothing but darkness

[@theopulentone1650]

The blackest eyes... The devil's eyes.

[@KidCorporate]

Speed Racer pleasured himself to the memory of those men's deaths. Again, and again, and again.

[@TheropodHunter]

Are we as the audience meant to like this guy?

[@bennu547]

This is what would happen if Yugi didn’t give the prize money to Joey for his sister’s eye operation. Instead Yugi just rips the Glory of the King’s Hand card in front of Joey. Haha! Your sister is gonna be blind😹 That is what Speed would do

[@silvadossantos6803]

And we innocent at the moment didn't know what 'speed' stands for...

[@halt1931]

D-did he take the third parachute?? I've seen that clip before but I don't think I ever noticed THAT before

[@TeamLegacyFTW]

She is the ultimate "..but, protag-kun🤔" chick

[@elwebofinozzz5711]

Actual series: The love is the most important ☺️ Speed racer: *skrrrrrrrrr*. *Splash*. 🅵🆄🅲🅺 🆈🅾🆄 🅻🅸🆃🆃🅻🅴 🅶🅸🆁🅻.

[@MarkLipka]

@ Gominalgas --- *Please tech me how you made your letters like that.* 😊

[@FBWe]

"Steve, if you win a girl dies" *Proceeds to accelerate even more*

[@leigh42]

1:07 thanks alot I just about woke up everyone in the house choking on a laugh 😂

[@LycanWitch]

last one looks like he's pissed off that he didn't get to kill them himself.

[@michel0dy]

"Please don't smash into us!" ENEHENEGRHEBG IM FUCKING CRYING 🤣

[@yogainstructor4437]

Unfortunately that first clip is misrepresented. The brother cheated multiple times when he coulda just asked. So speed didn’t care anymore.

[@cypher160manny2]

it's just a race though

[@khalidbrown743]

Uh...that doesn't really make it better...I mean the cheating is pretty understandable if your little sister's life depends on you winning

[@EmperorMays]

I swear Speed is so entitled and I love it, nothing will stop him from winning

[@Seki1987]

"Please don't smash into us!" *Flinstones the steering wheel*

[@diogoduarte4097]

To be fair, his killcount was due other people's incompetence.

[@calebowens693]

Your honor, it should be called the other racer's incompetent deathcount. My client is innocent, legally speaking.