my twitter also serves as an update feed for my never-ending quest to get sponsored by the rainforest cafe @tomatoanus
@l0lLorenzol0l5 жыл бұрын
Hey can you do one of these for Morrowind? It's one of my favourite games and the speedrun is so fucking broken and hilarious you would spend like 20 minutes with the video paused just to explain the bullshit going on but I really want to see that.
@khaos28445 жыл бұрын
If you havent yet can you do legend of zelda botw?
@heimatbund54345 жыл бұрын
Rly loving your speedrun commentary. Ive seen a few commentaries from FearulFerret but it doesnt satisfy my commentary needs/explanation of glitches etc.. Thanks for that.
@jetaddict4205 жыл бұрын
@@l0lLorenzol0l i second this
@IntrusiveThot4205 жыл бұрын
Your channel's entire tone is a work of art. Thanks for all the entertainment.
@bobbob55415 жыл бұрын
Emily: Corvo! I missed you! Corvo: *Climbs onto the roof like a scared cat*
@patrickripleyiii1345 жыл бұрын
Bob Bob he's got no time for child support
@ZealousWins5 жыл бұрын
@@patrickripleyiii134 I was about to say that, dang
@jamesmathewmercado90045 жыл бұрын
Wala naman sakwn tol hahaha
@jamesmathewmercado90045 жыл бұрын
Iilan nalang sila
@jamesmathewmercado90045 жыл бұрын
Mhen
@kebek38345 жыл бұрын
27:00 If speedruner spends 1 second of his time to kill you when he doesn't need to, that means he really hates you.
@pascalwiery71295 жыл бұрын
he probably cancelled a voiceline or so
@red_back53825 жыл бұрын
@@pascalwiery7129 uhhh wdym
@sevenpolar34835 жыл бұрын
Pascal this is not a record, this is a segmented run, so he just did it for laughs in Seekers WR, he does not kill Sam
@red_back53825 жыл бұрын
@@sevenpolar3483 wait wdym be segmented run
@sevenpolar34835 жыл бұрын
it means that he is not playing the whole game though perfectly, he is loading a save of each level, and speedrunning that level near perfectly (presumably after a couple of tries), then the saves are edited into eachother to make them look like he just did a perfect speedrun of the game with perfect luck (speedrunners often do this for practice or to test what could be a faster way to complete a level)
@maksiiiskam25 жыл бұрын
"Hey tomatosanus, you should do a video on Dishonored." "I dunno, I don't know the game well." "One of the strats is called A.S.S." "Say no more."
@tomatoanus5 жыл бұрын
Mak Siiiskam it was all the convincing I needed
@useadblock1205 жыл бұрын
Mak Siiiskam and one a slipclick
@stufhnimeanstuff17025 жыл бұрын
@@Nuyube hmmmmmmm
@Diablo-jt4tv5 жыл бұрын
"Named after the person who discovered the trick"
@michaelmccasland5 жыл бұрын
Eriko. Oy It should be called the Requiem section. Or the Connelly Section.
@rompevuevitos2225 жыл бұрын
*Empress dies* "... so we start holding F"
@rompevuevitos2224 жыл бұрын
idk why or when i made this comment, even less why it has 1K, but i see it's from a tomatoanus vid so i'm sure there's nothing to worry about
@rompevuevitos2224 жыл бұрын
@Arino Meh, i've seen it happen before, i once saw a comment with 1.9K and a single comment I still am a little suprised tho
@glitzyx4x8524 жыл бұрын
F
@deadlygamer-ew6qt4 жыл бұрын
For what frame?
@hrdjr4 жыл бұрын
empress dies, you hold F for A.S.S
@WheeInDisBeech5 жыл бұрын
"This A.S.S. to A.S.S. section is typically referred to as the double A.S.S." I don't know how to feel about that.
@Aaokke04 жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️
@anonymous-bw7kx3 жыл бұрын
remind me of requiem for a dream :D
@mohsinjaved19933 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/wUxEb_QvWL1IKcnAKhR3Tw
@BlueMonkey5 жыл бұрын
Loved your fallout ones but... this is something extra special. The sarcastic flatly delivered jokes have me crying. Amazing job on this series!
@tomatoanus5 жыл бұрын
:kissing face emoji:
@punchysphinx11704 жыл бұрын
You should watch modest pelican he does the same stuff but is more seasoned of a youtuber
@jackofnotrades43504 жыл бұрын
@@punchysphinx1170 LOVE modest pelican
@mohsinjaved19933 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/wUxEb_QvWL1IKcnAKhR3Tw
@bloofrozenmonkyes56982 жыл бұрын
Hey there
@Ascendance20015 жыл бұрын
I'm loving these random ANY% speedrun explained videos
@RandomPerson9645 жыл бұрын
Me too. It's nice to learn a bit about these runs that I probably never would have checked out on my own.
@brosephnoonan2235 жыл бұрын
@@RandomPerson964 That is the intent of many of these videos. Since the speedrun community has noticed the average person (assumimg _youre_ an average person) sees a speed run amd wants to know *WHAT* they're actually seeing, and *WHY* they're doing it. Because like... Watching a dude do otherwise random movements that _somehow_ propel them through the firmament is jarring, but once explained its suddenly super cool.
@MindBlowerWTF4 жыл бұрын
@@brosephnoonan223 besides some out of bounds climbing this speedrun is very good when it comes to visuals too. Some games have such insane skips and mechanics that they aren't fun to watch unless You also run the game at comparable level.
@DrMontgomeryMontgomery4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: before the Emily skip was found or when doing a glitch less run. The fastest choice is to tell Emily that you will play hide and seek with her because it is less dialogue. Meaning you promise her to play and run straight past her immediately.
@mancamiatipoola Жыл бұрын
Just like my dad...
@dasbooterror5 жыл бұрын
"And then we setup our A.S.S" And you said there was not going to be any fanfic in this video!
@MrLinvalT5 жыл бұрын
"don't release the key or it's gonna break your ass"
@Niinkai5 жыл бұрын
"Corvo, what do your Royal Protector-eyes see?" "The assassin on the right has blinked for the first time!" "Excelle- wait, what?"
@estroll50345 жыл бұрын
“F.”
@AlexanderLeset5 жыл бұрын
I'd listen to you explain my parents divorce proceedings if you made a video on it
@Altair20005 жыл бұрын
...you ok buddy?
@cundition17875 жыл бұрын
Video 2 uhh you ok man?😅
@joshuagraham57505 жыл бұрын
Video 2 same dude
@emeliamarie72915 жыл бұрын
GOD mood
@genijable5 жыл бұрын
He explains speedruns, so where is the speed in that divorce?
@tiptowkhan.visuals5 жыл бұрын
"Pressing the interact key while holding F will break your ASS" Ok this got me laughing on the floor XD
5 жыл бұрын
I woke up my mommy at 3 am and now im grounded, she took my phone but im watching this on my 3ds. worth it.
@Raz.J4 жыл бұрын
Holy f*cking shit ,i was reading the comments while re-seeing the vídeo (actually listening) and I started to read and listen your comment ,my BEST timing ever...I know....its ridiculous
@pretendsushi29295 жыл бұрын
"Knock-off burger king foot lettuce guy" hat me CTFU, and now I can't stop hearing it
@Gender_Ascender5 жыл бұрын
I'm so upset that I can hear him saying the line
@DankLordDemaar5 жыл бұрын
That is what I always hear. Is that not what he says?
@pretendsushi29295 жыл бұрын
@Lightning Underpants Cracking the fuck up
@DankLordDemaar5 жыл бұрын
@Lightning Underpants Cracking the fuck up www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ctfu
@Gender_Ascender5 жыл бұрын
@@DankLordDemaar It's not that he doesn't say that in this video, it's the fact that he's not that Burger King Foot Lettuce guy, and I'd never made the comparison before he mentioned it, but now I can hear his voice saying that line and I hate how hilarious it is.
@ijustworkhere10085 жыл бұрын
4:20 “we then briefly console the empress in her dying moments, before being found and aprehended by nosferatu and the seinfeld car salesman”. Ah yes of course, that completely normal moment from the story
@mohsinjaved19933 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/wUxEb_QvWL1IKcnAKhR3Tw
@Oh-uk5ee4 жыл бұрын
27:01 imagine putting a world record at risk just to kick some old guy off a boat for going to slow
@bickyboo77893 жыл бұрын
If you do a high choas playthrough he snitches you out at the beginning of the last mission by shooting off his pistol after saying he thinks you're a monster. Luckily you can murder him before he even has the chance.
@thismustbehalo3 жыл бұрын
@@bickyboo7789 while that's true, most speedruns of this game are low chaos. it's actually really hard to go fast and kill a lot of random people. so the runner is just dunking on sam here
@plebisMaximus2 жыл бұрын
@@bickyboo7789 He's right to do that. Anything Saint Samuel does is just and righteous.
@crappyusername695 жыл бұрын
Seeker really held all that ass just to save enough time in the run to be able to turn around and kill Samuel in the end. What a legend.
@mohsinjaved19933 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/wUxEb_QvWL1IKcnAKhR3Tw
@Aurathon3D5 жыл бұрын
'Look here for A.S.S in action' 10/10 best video game prompt
@quitreadingth1s45 жыл бұрын
"Dropped to the ground almost as hard as i was as a baby"
@kemoni2215 жыл бұрын
"wasted my time by navigating too slowly it's a speedrun god damn it"
@gervenen85985 жыл бұрын
Said the heartless bastard
@Raimazuki5 жыл бұрын
@@gervenen8598 He got it comming , also if u ever played High chaos run - he actually shoots his gun at the end to let everyone know you arrived and says you deserved it
@CrypticSneaky5 жыл бұрын
Raimazuki bro. He saved Corvo’s life by only giving him half the poison. Samuel is a beast. Firing a shot is way less harmful than killing you.
@sir_slimestone37975 жыл бұрын
@@Raimazuki He's probably the only person besides low chaos Corvo and Emily with any sense of morals. On high chaos he IS the only guy with morals.
@meoth9665 жыл бұрын
I forget what's about the game but why killing him would make the run faster?
@P4T0985 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Nobody can beat Dishonored in less than half an hour Seeker: Hold my ASS
@gamerzera42654 жыл бұрын
Well it's definitely not less than half hour because I saw some fast forwards
@P4T0984 жыл бұрын
@@gamerzera4265 You must be popular at parties
@randomguy30803 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine on the first mission that once Samuel arrived at the place to pick Corvo up, it’s just like Samuel: “Okay so I’ll just wait here for a hour or-“ Corvo breaking his legs landing infront of Samuel: “START THE FUCKING BOAT!!!”
@BlakeBelladonna01195 жыл бұрын
The best joke in all of this was when he mentioned Emily being fast af and perfectly capable of being a speed runner in dishonored 2
@НикитаОжогов-р2ф5 жыл бұрын
Emily: Corvo! I missed you! Corvo: Gawd, girl, I was gone literally for 6 minutes.
@mohsinjaved19933 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/wUxEb_QvWL1IKcnAKhR3Tw
@Jessie_Helms4 жыл бұрын
“Alright, I’m on a schedule and I need to shave off even 0.2 seconds if I can!” *goes out of his way to murder Samuel*
@mskane1234565 жыл бұрын
Dishonored is my favorite game series. I'm glad you covered the Speedrun!
@metalvideos19615 жыл бұрын
dishonered 1 is amazing. couldnt get in to dishonored 2
@metalvideos19615 жыл бұрын
@Glorious Bastard there is no dishinored 3. There are only 2 games
@OGSpriteF23 жыл бұрын
@@metalvideos1961 3 games if you count death of the outsider
@anabsurdamountofmice88713 жыл бұрын
Even when watching a speedrun that stretches this game to its limits, I still find new ways to traverse through the levels (even without glitches), just like each one of my Dishonored playthroughs. This game will never cease to amaze me.
@DarkIzo5 жыл бұрын
not interested in dishonored speedrunning at all but my god is this shit funny
@pokelij4 жыл бұрын
You probably don't remember me, but like 3 years ago you hosted my stream while i was running dishonored, bringing my viewer count from 1 to 40, and i saw your name in my recommendations and immediately knew i had to watch. Phenomenal video!
@Listensor5 жыл бұрын
"we initiate our ass" "samuel seems unimpressed even thought we just left him for 50 seconds" my god im dying, you are amazing and i have to thank the algorithm for guiding me here edit: "we hold F to keep our ass loaded" ok wtf, maybe im immature but you are seriously killing me
@mohsinjaved19933 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/wUxEb_QvWL1IKcnAKhR3Tw
@kylegivens31202 жыл бұрын
Corvo did all this one handed, remember that.
@asgnt34085 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for explaining one of my favorite games, its nice to get an explanation on the run!
@tomatoanus5 жыл бұрын
i did it specifically for you pastor
@gierasole5 жыл бұрын
@@tomatoanus you're too kind, dongus minimus.
@brunomartin49285 жыл бұрын
"It will break your A.S:S." Awwww yeah, it's all coming together
@bau38115 жыл бұрын
Who's a gluten-free, organic, vegan good boy? It's you!
@tomatoanus5 жыл бұрын
Espettoratoh :(
@stufhnimeanstuff17025 жыл бұрын
hmmm
@johnconstantine58804 жыл бұрын
16:36 "after taking out both twins... we make our mad dash to the boat to meet up with Samuel again. Upon arriving at the boat, Emily somehow beat us here, and isn't even out of breath, 'showing that she has great promise to be a speedrunner herself come Dishonored 2." lmao
@dani.phantm5 жыл бұрын
*in the most serious voice* “Hey guys, my name’s Tomato Anus.”
@TheMacJacker5 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. They're funny, informative and concise. keep 'em coming
@mohsinjaved19933 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/door/wUxEb_QvWL1IKcnAKhR3Tw
@addol955 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys, my name's Tomatoanus" Hold it right there. I'll take one subscription, please.
@ClassicaI5 жыл бұрын
I was expecting also known as needle peen not the knockoff Burger King foot lettuce guy
@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange5 жыл бұрын
Classical Memes He’s number 15 in my heart
@arklados35965 жыл бұрын
Me too
@dgladiuz89905 жыл бұрын
19:24 ONCE WE WAKE UP AND HIDE OUR MORNING WOOD😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@2643-w8i5 жыл бұрын
“And momentarily kabobs the empress”
@_JayRamsey_4 жыл бұрын
That was amazing. I can't even imagine the amount of work that goes into memorising these moves, and your commentary was thoroughly entertaining.
@glazedsargent5 жыл бұрын
"Pressing an interact key while holding F will break your ass"
@luki1633335 жыл бұрын
Me: Struggles to complete hide and seek tutorial with emily for about 30 minutes. Seeker: Casualy completes the whole game in 30 minutes.
@kivikallo43135 жыл бұрын
"We hold F to keep our ass loaded" sounds good
@JTGLASSIE4 жыл бұрын
@tomatoanus dude i know im late but your explained speedruns are legit entertaining.
@KnjazNazrath5 жыл бұрын
That voice would've put me to sleep, but the jokes kept me awake. Also RIP Sam.
@pedrogoulart29155 жыл бұрын
Best commentary ever, I haven't seen a 30 minute video in years, but this game and the way you make the jokes and commentary in general just made me not be able to leave this video unfinished
@vilius2305 жыл бұрын
"As worded by several Dishonored runners, pressing an "interact" key while holding F will break your A.S.S."
@Tangodown21155 жыл бұрын
“Wake up and hide your morning wood” lmfao
@thegrimelite5 жыл бұрын
Btw i love your SP explanations, you make them both funny and interesting
@malcolmholtz31845 жыл бұрын
Been watching speedruns of games I enjoy for a while now, but listening to your commentary has changed the game. Love it!
@Pkroc1385 жыл бұрын
5:27 "pressing an interact key while holding F will break your ASS" The sole propose of this video.
@Ultrawup5 жыл бұрын
This commentary is so funny and clever, yet immensely informative at the same time Good shit dude, I'll be sure to watch the next one as well :D
@NireFuster5 жыл бұрын
'Almost as hard as I was dropped as a baby' 'Emily beat us here, and isn't even out of breath, showing us that she has great promise of being a speedruner come Dishonored 2' 'Samuel continues to row because he's sick of seeker's shit' 'The heartless bastard now begins his final push to end the game' I fucking love this, thanks tomatoanus
@monkebrainedfish31302 жыл бұрын
Cmon man, you got me real exited for the fan fiction. Didnt have to blue ball me even more by saying what it was gonna be about The fan fiction would be great in my opinion
@NataliesChatalie5 жыл бұрын
"we're dropped on the ground almost as hard as I was as a baby" wheres the double subscribe button?
@quid22385 жыл бұрын
The subtlety explained speedrun with side jokes is the kind of content I needed Subbed and ring-a-ding-dinged
@Corrupted5 жыл бұрын
hey its the tomatoanus guy
@jaredsdad83614 жыл бұрын
Hey!
@jacobbau83284 жыл бұрын
Hey!
@sagapulastation17114 жыл бұрын
Hey!
@theneonllama4163 жыл бұрын
Hey!
@isaiahchallengeruns3 жыл бұрын
Way!
@andrewrobinson33104 жыл бұрын
Cracking vid. Serious skills on display, and the narrative was funny and informative. Fantastic effort.
@bst47k175 жыл бұрын
Elevator gang who even like out bounds
@tristanking35925 жыл бұрын
bst47k 1 Imagine not flying up walls This comment was made by elevator gang 💪😔👌
@davidjsaul2 жыл бұрын
These runs just prove one should never underestimate the value of ones A.S.S.
@rigtio88875 жыл бұрын
>this A.S.S. to A.S.S. section is typically referred to as “Double A.S.S.” Honestly, I mostly like the speedrun scene for shit like this
@PenguinOfBadassery5 жыл бұрын
omg thank you for this - I was just about to try and learn this run
@julestia25 жыл бұрын
as a fallout fan, i'd love to see an elder scrolls game. oblivion or skyrim?? that would be fantastic :) plus the current any% for skyrim uses this route where you get married then fail your wedding in the middle of the run which is pretty hilarious and I know you'd make it 10x funnier lmao
@Shizukomi5 жыл бұрын
The amount of potential for fanfic too...
@itsapocalyps04433 жыл бұрын
Okay. This is the first ever video I’ve seen of yours and I’m automatically subscribing after I heard your KZbin name… 😂👌
@3skilledllamas5 жыл бұрын
You should definitely do a speed run breakdown of Control, they do some interesting things in that, they play most of the game with no character model just the gun floating around on the ground. Definitely worth a watch
@cheesebird4057 Жыл бұрын
3 years later, he finally did it.
@alicaido66165 жыл бұрын
I've not watched dishonored content for months, but this popped up in my recommended the day it uploaded Nice to watch it, quality commentary
@dhkdeoen5 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys, my name's tomatoanus.." righty-o. this is my type of speedrun.
@ElTeteh5 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your channel, I have next to no interest for speedrunning content but the perfect pace of your script and the witty humor really has me hooked, incredibly good content
@benf60035 жыл бұрын
"Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?"
@winstonchurchill52695 жыл бұрын
Indeed, I believe so.
@ZealousWins5 жыл бұрын
Never doubt it.
@benf60035 жыл бұрын
Do you think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?
@VVen0m5 жыл бұрын
Shut up!
@themanicman84584 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on getting your own Squad
@mikaelk71824 жыл бұрын
almost 200k subs now. discovered your channel yesterday. good stuff man
@RealKengeki5 жыл бұрын
im never gonna speedrun but i find it fascinating, especially with an explanation.
@Shoxic6662 жыл бұрын
15:43 I never noticed that the grate above the wall of light is only there the 2nd time around
@ClassicMist3605 жыл бұрын
19:26 LMFAO BRO I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT
@atlidagur86825 жыл бұрын
Yeees make them videos with talking! Keep 'em coming so I don't have to face my addiction of falling asleep to your videos and voice! You and Kripparian (hearthstone) put me right to sleep, which is a complement! Plus I love learning about the technicalities of speedruns.
@UncCheesebone5 жыл бұрын
Mans be like: I gota go in 40 minutes, let me beat Dishonored real quick
@ThisisGlorious5 жыл бұрын
this is the best commentary ever "as hard as i was as a baby" had me rolling
@greendottedtoad2.0184 жыл бұрын
“Once we wake up and hide our morning wood” lmaooo
@septic_lucasttv27054 жыл бұрын
5:28 tomatoanus: pressing an interract key while holding f will break your ass some rando: ooooh ~
@amarooso47765 жыл бұрын
Because you didn't put the fanfic in this video, you are obligated to make a purely fanfic video
@readme_txt5 жыл бұрын
That commentary is gold.
@Lunartic_5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't care less for Dishonored but listening to your commentary is what makes it worth it. Love you KetchupAnus
@friendlychips3 жыл бұрын
This is the best voice over anyone could have asked for for a dishonored speed run, bravo
@Night_Night4785 жыл бұрын
"And now we're going to begin holding F...to skip the cutscene." Oh.
@dhseo93794 жыл бұрын
"Pressing an Interact key while holding F will break your ASS"
@kadesitton57625 жыл бұрын
Now this is a run I’ve been waiting for. Also, question: Why do we give Lord Shaw the letter? The little side quest still fails.
@2ndRAK254 жыл бұрын
Kade Sitton because as said, he doesn’t mention it when you go to meet Lord Pendelton back at the Hound Pits.
@flamingmoose14795 жыл бұрын
I fully expected him to yeet Emily off the lighthouse at the end
@earliness5 жыл бұрын
Fallout 4 /and/ Dishonored?!?! Uh oh! I'm having an aneurysm! ♡♡♡
@tomatoanus5 жыл бұрын
Sorry bout that
@XentziS4 жыл бұрын
5:30 "Will break your A.S.S." I'm losing my shit
@dani.phantm5 жыл бұрын
instructions unclear, I now have a grenade in my deep fryer
@beardlessodin9454 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the greatest stealth game of all time. Great commentary! Great channel! Subbed.
@grimpaj94485 жыл бұрын
Oh, I love all ASS to ASS sections (requiem for a dream had a good one too)
@kbkmn5 жыл бұрын
oh man. as a kid i was so impressed with this scene. that brings memories
@xcrucialbladex38015 жыл бұрын
When he said "Holding an Interact key will break your A.S.S", I flipped my shit lol
@frontierdustice5 жыл бұрын
“We need to hold F” I agree Can we get some F holds in the chat for the Empress
@dannyg98835 жыл бұрын
Your commentary was fucking hilarious, had me laughing out loud many times. So glad I found your channel, keep up the great work!
@matthewsploded35015 жыл бұрын
Seeker: Kills Samule *Everyone disliked that*
@hellfirebrochannel77085 жыл бұрын
*Everyobe liked that*
@natekim64957 ай бұрын
There’s something so fun about seeing your favorite game being picked apart to build something even cooler.
@2ndRAK255 жыл бұрын
“Allowing us to continue holding our *ass*” I don’t think- I don’t think naming it A.S.S was a good idea 😂
@YourPalKindred5 жыл бұрын
Any chance we could get a video like this on 2017 Prey?
@TranshumanistGamer5 жыл бұрын
Prey is such a short speedrun that I don't think it would work. It's almost seven minutes compared to this run's almost half hour.
@YourPalKindred5 жыл бұрын
@@TranshumanistGamer Oh yeah, right. I'd say No OoB which is 33:12 but thats not a popular category. RIP