Speedrunnning a Dating Contest was the worst idea

I was invited to be on a speed-dating show. I decided that we would treat first-date red flags as a checklist....and speedrun it.
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#pointcrow #speedrun #women

[@PointCrow]

check it out live on twitch when we do ...things... like this: twitch.tv/pointcrow

[@Gacha_addict.l]

Ah yes #women lol

[@felixduncan6883]

got to the vid before the noti

[@the_legendary_fire]

3rd

[@sovietsquidward5488]

His twitch is pretty pog ngl

[@Cokegoblin]

Cringe

[@jacobbradley5347]

The only way he knows how to go on dates.... speedruning

[@frzzzzz]

If you say speedruning do you mean bringing Sidon to things

[@belgulga6636]

That is the only way.

[@Duffyboi]

Trueee

[@basically_link]

He's too good

[@catbustillos4916]

I’m waiting for him to say you got to cheat and dream music comes in the background

[@theyoshisaurus5811]

The funniest part was Eric's chat screaming reset run.

[@cysp1p4ncak37]

Yes

[@TheRubyGamesOG]

What?! lmfao that's gold

[@v2thyl153]

I mean, he failed opening skip and while he almost got Early End, he didn't open quite awkward enough, which would've persisted through the run because of how early it was, before the awkwardness counter could increment, giving a chance of Kacey leaving, meaning the game would end. Overall, this was a below average speedrun but a regular run.

[@jellycore1316]

OWAHHHHH XD

[@azureaqua_1177]

lmaooo

[@simonpodliska1072]

I haven’t seen him this nervous since the last time he got collector’s anxiety

[@aamu3]

He was awkward on purpose 🤣

[@killervader]

@@aamu3 And he does it fantastically

[@thetempest9330]

@@aamu3 r/woooosh

[@Ok_Butterscotch1549]

Bruh

[@fool730]

Correct

[@asquirrel1640]

Crow almost beat my record for longest disgusted look from a girl

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

Mine's longer

[@btuttle8]

Sckwe'reall

[@Local_Bastard]

counts gaze immobilizes weak-minded individuals

[@8-ball350]

My record probably spans the entirety of the universes history.

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

Granted, the look of disgust never came from asking someone out. It was more of them finding me annoying or weird, and me either not noticing them, or me finding them bossy

[@neobro234]

eric has mastered awkward energy but i don’t know if that’s a good thing

[@FriskyD.]

He hasn't been able to weaponize it yet, which is disappointing

[@adrian_3167]

@@FriskyD. *in John Cena’s voice* Are you sure about that??? (Yes, he has. Just watch the first minute of this. Lol.)

[@J.Blazer]

It's a good thing for me

[@thecatch6299]

He’s so awkward lmao

[@Duffyboi]

I think it was on purpose

[@datbruh8469]

he didn't ask if kacey had collectors anxiety

[@nessaann27]

Deducting points now...

[@pewlolb7402]

an un-forgettable mistake

[@kaufiksploosh3710]

Ah rookie mistake

[@dillonrunke6862]

Such a moron

[@soundriver7374]

how could he

[@SamkoDev]

Man won Minx's heart without even directly talking to her what a chad.

[@xTwilightWolvesx]

Do you think she knew who he was? 😂

[@mr.shrubface4214]

@@xTwilightWolvesx Idk man, if she didn't, that doubles his mega chad-ness.

[@mr.shrubface4214]

Or woman.

[@DaSheepKiller]

"Are you homework? Because I'm not doing you, and I really should be." I feel ashamed for not coming up with that one.

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

I know right? I never really ask out girls, let alone use pick-up lines, but I think them up for the sake of comedy, and I wish I thought of this.

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 same, I've never used pickup lines or asked out a girl. That's just one reason why I've never had a girlfriend lol. But even still, I would've liked to come up with that line.

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

@@DaSheepKiller haha yeah

[@lasseheller9863]

@@DaSheepKiller Just to be clear, pickup lines are NOT actual things to employ on people you're interested in. The only case where they might work is if you really are in the "Dating Game".

[@yehoshuas.6917]

@@lasseheller9863 Or when you're already going out with someone and they ask you what your pickup line is so you can say it ironically.

[@Patterrz]

The sword was a good play I'm taking notes rn

[@aloalix]

x2

[@cheesemani3054]

x3

[@rayquaza6296]

x4

[@J.Blazer]

x5

[@simonditomasso9868]

pepoG

[@bigflx2754]

“Are you gonna circumcise them?” “Yes, all for you” “...thanks”

[@kashinovirus7278]

A true swordsman searches for more swords to own

[@adamisveryweird3854]

@@kashinovirus7278 😳😳😳

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@kashinovirus7278 Sounds like something that might give you collector's anxiety

[@ethanrogacion9639]

i love how qt's chat were mostly simping for eric, while eric's chat were giving him a RIGHTFUL telling off

[@taetae648]

"Are you going to circumcise them?" Eric: y- yes

[@indrauchiha9603]

yep a free circumcise also known as a rip off

[@kibble1105]

the best part was it was more of a “y-yes ?”

[@J.Blazer]

they have a great rapport

[@Jason-mg3fk]

While we were studying in school, Pointcrow was studying the blade

[@AC-130G]

He was studying the art of seduction

[@J.Blazer]

Well it did make him **ahem*...* *_stand out._*

[@ChosenInvisiball]

Is that a episode 5 confinement reference?

[@utterbrat395]

I am studying in school

[@5knights102]

He was shaped by the blade, molded by it

[@reckon-it1375]

I just have to say, everyone in Eric's chat was dying so hard and telling Eric to stop because we were all so embarrassed and then everyone in Kacey and Minx's chats absolutely loved him

[@keitksn]

LMAOO that’s so sweet

[@simperorbubba_link8441]

200 likes

[@nr1wartortlefan]

"what are you... for fun... picnic?" PointCrow, March, 2021

[@leoshork]

- Yes - That’s... crazy

[@aldace3425]

It’s his first time talking to someone who doesn’t speedrun give him a minute

[@holyelephantmg8838]

It’s a new pb!

[@Hibbyhubby]

this comment is rlly funny ty

[@matthislk4583]

Its like an accident. You cant look away because its so bad

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

What do you mean? This is incredible, this will never be a mistake. It’s perfection.

[@mianelson8101]

EXACTLY

[@Chroniknight]

Man just had me rolling. I usually hate awkward humor but he just nailed it.

[@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub]

@@Chroniknight I don’t know why, but he’s just an expert.

[@Ok_Butterscotch1549]

My second hand embarrassment is too high

[@CephlaSR]

The fact that we're just launched into the video with no context makes this even better

[@fossilfighters101]

seriously what is happening i get pointcrow is acting but does kasey know is she scarred from this experience

[@nextensi]

YT guys, we can't complain. the twitch homies had to watch this happen live

[@ElMessi-wq3vj]

😂😂 true. still caused me some pain tho lmao

[@holyelephantmg8838]

Say that to those who watched both

[@JaydenLacroix]

that timer was the longest 5 minutes I've ever had to endure

[@hjv6133]

He's going to embarass himself, isn't he? Edit: we're about 30 seconds in and he already has Edit 2: oh it just keeps getting worse Edit 3: what a comeback

[@Tikzyy.]

You called it

[@nicoligibson5289]

LMAO

[@fin7654]

aaaah literally 3 minutes in and this is already so embarrasing for him lol

[@Svarhus]

This is a good comment

[@ramen3643]

he's not embarrassing himself, he's showing us his chad abilities

[@alexdavis665]

Jesus Christ, the best and worst 5 minutes on Twitch.

[@corvo2913]

i like and respect the fact he's trying to make it as much awkward as possible

[@IrynStyl]

QT dying laughing is the best part about his conversation with Kacey lmfao.

[@spren_ow8522]

Someone in chat described this perfectly “Mission failed successfully”

[@cass1115]

Wow there’s nothing that could prepare me for how awkward this is

[@giornogiovanna9290]

I want to watch because its funny but my legs are trying to get me as far away as possible

[@vyrleanra3049]

I nearly died due to cringe

[@jamesfilms_]

I think I'm slowly realising that everyone on Twitch just knows each other and there's nothing I can do to stop it

[@mr.missile7022]

GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR THIS IS THE BEST PERFORMANCE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[@shapeshifterk]

That was beyond cringeworthy, yet it worked; I am genuinely at a loss for words.

[@Acidrain-nt3ih]

Yea i am 2

[@hahafunnymemey1]

He sounds like a first grader trying to pick up his first girl, I'm in tears 😂

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

He is

[@mayh3xx]

kasey: "I like being bad" crow: "great cause I uh am bad at everything" good lord

[@Werewolf914]

Point Crow further solidifying himself as a Speedrun legend, and seeing as he somehow got 2nd place the awkward tactics must work and I therefore will be taking notes so I too can get a date.

[@lamphiaalonso5341]

be careful, eric has studied the charmingly awkward tactics for years, hes a master of the blase, you could hurt yourself trying to follow his footsteps

[@jeddybongo4450]

*THE DRIP IS UNREAL* 😫

[@benjaminsmith8377]

... what???

[@jeddybongo4450]

@@benjaminsmith8377 idfk

[@Acidrain-nt3ih]

U r the sees boy from that game i played before

[@huh6660]

@@Acidrain-nt3ih someone call the police he's having a stroke

[@Vergil247]

Door-kun what are you doing here?

[@ArcherOfHoshido]

Should've opened by asking Kasey "Do you get collector's anxiety?"

[@microwavegommm7689]

Do you ever get collector's anxiety in the big real world

[@robjones535]

That would have been dope.

[@guestb8389]

PointCrow's raw sexual aura is too powerful for us mortals to comprehend.

[@kincaidsmith8777]

When he said: "so... hu hi, how's it going ladies" I knew I was in for some fun

[@oFallenAngelG]

i genuinely don't know what I just watched but the secondhand cringe is real homie

[@afluffyfox6802]

The 27 dislikes are the people the cringe managed to mindfuck

[@bluefirethewolf7921]

I couldn't watch this on twitch cause I hated the cringe

[@calebh3632]

Oh fuck

[@NoriakiRyuji]

I can't breathe, Eric has the funniest bit going and everyone EXCEPT Kacey realizes it

[@Kat-xy7fm]

She definitely realizes it, that's why she's playing it the way she is. It's so much funnier that she's barely reacting, and reacting positively when she does, instead of acting like, disgusted or something.

[@yaboieatsrice]

“Uh uh uh picnics? Do you like picnics?”-Pointcrow “Yeah”-Kacey “Wow. That’s crazy”-Pointcrow Bro..

[@catherinemckeller7974]

Notes: Take sword on date (for in innuendos mostly) Take bananas too show my circumcision skills Wear ridiculous outfit Choose the wrong girl

[@Asekelo]

The dedication to the character, wow. The ambivalence is driving me between impressed and afraid.

[@daf6332]

While the ambivalence is driving you between impressed and afraid, the ambulance is driving me to hospital because I died of cringe

[@fossilfighters101]

@@daf6332 what an excellent reply

[@daniegomez1119]

@@daf6332 just my thoughts haha

[@TheLetterbomber]

@@daf6332 good reply

[@sadfrogee]

Only 5 minutes in and I'm already so uncomfortable, great job Eric 😃

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

more like 5 seconds

[@donkbanana]

Uncomfortable%

[@sci_pain3409]

4:43 this line broke me

[@peperoni_pepino]

5 minutes?! I'm at near 1:37 and had to scroll to comments because of goosebumps and a cringed snarl.

[@homied9294]

im scared

[@grace4five]

The epic strats. The shy vulnerable approach probably works best in speedruns, but isn't optimal for 100% runs, because it needs to last long for those.

[@doomdoomdoomy]

He sliced his way into her heart.

[@controllerpleb6568]

I'm not sure how point nailed that date. I guess aggressive awkwardness is making a comeback?

[@Chroniknight]

I have no fricken idea, he was ridiculous, but hilarious. I can't tell if the girl knew and used the deadpan reactions on purpose to react with the bit well, or if she thought he was serious.

[@jacoL8]

I love how qt is just dead laughing in the background while this is all happening lol

[@stinky-toe15676]

You can tell hes being awkward on purpose and its hilariously killing off my last two brain cells.

[@seaweeed1383]

2:00 “I have my blade of honor and glory, and this is what the other men... are going to do!” “Are you going to circumcise them?” “Y...yes?”

[@kaufiksploosh3710]

This is the man of my dreams, look at that katana you know?

[@brightknot9758]

What does tha- ooooh, I should probably stop reading comments and just watch the video😂

[@jellycore1316]

@@brightknot9758 ACK XD

[@ricodo1244]

"so how do you make your money?" Erik: "it's complicated"

[@youcanletgox3]

The second hand embarrassment I’m getting from this video is astronomical. Big claps to Eric for this because I could never get through something like this 😂

[@professorsarah777]

the amount of second hand embarrassment i experienced throughout this video

[@aChaomein]

I can’t tell if the girls are also supposed to be awkward, or if it’s just him

[@galactichasyoutube775]

It’s a combination

[@ghettokage6104]

we got 66 likes we only need 1 more 6

[@definitelynathaniel5987]

THE PROBLEM WITH FASTER THAN LIGHT IS THAT YOU CAN ONLY LIVE IN THE DARKNESS...

[@minecraftotalwar]

true story

[@minecraftotalwar]

F

[@rhinonick6500]

mood

[@shadowfire4178]

“Are you... homework? Because... I’m not doing you.... a-and I should be! Haha” Oh my god this line-

[@Raivon]

Eric's chat: "STOP STOP WE'RE ALREADY DEAD" Everyone else's chat: "This guy is amazing he _has_ to win."

[@guiae]

This hurt to watch. Incredible job PointCrow. Couldn't be more proud.

[@mnooper]

this is the strangest cringe i have ever experienced

[@victora.8745]

I cringe so hard

[@thelnr2]

5:24 we can see eric legit prep himself for his bit and its so funny

[@luridus584]

This is absolutely unwatchable, i love this channel lmao

[@SpaceAnt00]

I know you’re here looking through comments to avoid the awkward.

[@katelyn4109]

yep

[@MudkipJames]

Correct

[@thetempest9330]

Nail hit on head

[@Ok_Butterscotch1549]

Yeah

[@snasdance9092]

Exact

[@Zealant]

When she went from giving PointCrow all 10s to all 7s, that felt like deliberate cruelty

[@starridreams4653]

“That’s good because I’m bad at everything” I felt physically pained

[@antodarell-brown6516]

In the first 39 seconds his awkwardness activated my fight or flight response

[@tintorius9728]

Personally my flight Reflexe activated like 4 times

[@thanoscube8573]

The whole thing triggered my flight response lmao

[@luciendelaney8975]

Did you fight? Or perhaps you floght

[@bloodrayne2645]

Now that's what you call collectors anxiety

[@alied2236]

"s-so hi, how's it going.. ladies.(?)" and in that moment, my phone went dokidoki and did a system restart.

[@guppythebest]

How to NOT get a girlfriend speedrun

[@basically_link]

"I'm bad at everything" Pointcrow

[@holyelephantmg8838]

That’s a paradox. It’s true, so he’s good at telling the truth. But that makes it wrong and he’s lying so he’s bad at telling the true so then it’s true and so on

[@morris6684]

My favourite speedrun is getting rejected, i win every time!

[@xanielle6806]

😢

[@The_Court_Poet]

Saaame!!!

[@halloilikecats]

Its giving me anxiety how awkward he is but its also painfully relatable

[@tylersuhie7738]

I don’t care but the whole time I was screaming “Go Eric, you got this, that’s my boy” Like I was his dad or something

[@industrialcomplex1434]

In this video Eric just feels like Michael Scott

[@fossilfighters101]

YES same cringe comedy

[@julianrhoe6226]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Pointcrow in everything: I am speed

[@vra6586]

69 likes nice

[@relativelyconfused2263]

7:24 ANYONE NOTICE THAT THEY WERE LOWKEY FIGHTING OVER HIM

[@00pium63]

"That dude had a tip that he could give me" *LMFAO*

[@gullibleglassheart2300]

This is next level satire, holy shit. I'm sure he was acting, but the genuine talent to make this as painfully awkward as possible is fucking brilliant.

[@ssg_venom]

Awkward and cringe, my favorite. I think he is more interested in the pizza than the actual date

[@f9ther849]

Minx was so angry for not getting to date our most handsome boy

[@jonahahotaeiloa8151]

This is painfully awkward, and amazing at the same time

[@Yodaslayer3000]

I don't think I have ever felt this much anxiety and happiness at one time.

[@DashB-ee9ty]

You should’ve asked, “Do you ever get collectors anxiety?”

[@Thomas_B_Killen]

You stayed 'in character' the whole way through. Nice.

[@j-motions9894]

Me covering my ears from embarrassment only to realize that I am instead pushing my earbuds further in and making it louder This is pain This is shoujo manga levelrl of god please help me what is this man doing

[@cyronara2344]

I never really cringe but this...this made me crumble like a piece of paper

[@Dalynx09]

I haven't laughed this hard in months LMFAO

[@louiepikmin3184]

This was so cringe-inducing and so unbelievably awkward that it just worked

[@majesstic1410]

this was by far the most awkward 14 minutes i've ever watched or experienced.

[@ilovebread8809]

Pointcrow: we're talking about the same sword, right? Me: yes, I hope so

[@MasterPojoway]

oh god the 5 minutes with kacey was so awkward that it was hilarious

[@woah.1173]

I was born speedrunning dating contest. I failed In other words..... I’m still single

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

yeah we got that

[@hasargel]

I mean.. i wouldn't date a newborn baby

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

@@hasargel *sharpens sword* I'd sure hope not

[@hoguesteele]

He is way too good at this character. I've never loved Eric more than now

[@LadyValishade]

Oml I never thought I'd see Minx and Pointcrow in a video together lmaooo

[@AC-130G]

We all know this chad gets all the girls with his insane pickup skills

[@Rhodyn]

5 minutes in and I'm absolutely crying.

[@Wonkpeng11]

Of laughter?

[@rysea9855]

This made me feel more awkward than I've ever felt before and I love it

[@Zealant]

This was the stream that got my sub, for real, even though I could not sit through it. I'm trying to catch up now.

[@splashor6361]

"We've won the pizza!" - Pointcrow, 2021

[@Yes_notakenalrdy]

I can see his collectors anxiety

[@Carter_443]

This is the greatest thing I ever seen

[@EternalRagnarok]

i`m genuinely impressed, i couldn't have done this without breaking into laughter

[@rudo_tyche]

I wasn’t one of the girls or him in this video but I felt embarrassed through the screen.