I put a cookie recipe through google translate 30 times

[@PointCrow]

oh this was my first time baking cookies by myself too, so thats fun

[@beabeatrix299]

i just got a girlfriend and this video so the second best thing that’s happened to me today

[@kings-malice3519]

You cool

[@macaabrre]

Poggers bro

[@AbduShu]

What’s up Point bro

[@george-zv2dn]

indeed

[@RTGame]

Genius stream idea

[@germanferrieri4555]

I'm concerned that you're gonna burn your house down

[@menkalian2207]

Might be a good stream to make Christmas Cookies.

[@galacticfire5315]

Don’t die

[@yoshi_705]

RT NO-

[@MizuramenNoodles]

RT U BETTER NOT

[@mreverything7056]

What makes this bad: 10% Google translated recipe 90% Crow not having bowls or measuring cups or blenders

[@tomc.5704]

Should've used an electric blender to evenly mix those spoons until fluffy

[@binsidersquad7182]

And he didn't bring a log

[@TheAnjelHarte]

There needs to be a percentage category for interpreting “soda” as “Pepsi” while baking Edit nvm. He’s a troll but I genuinely believe he doesn’t have measuring cups

[@milkyfries3172]

@@TheAnjelHarte I feel like that was obvious, he doesn’t even have a genuine bowl lmaoo

[@android19willpwn]

like not having a blender I can understand. Niche use, takes up space, costs a non-negligible amount of money. But not even having measuring spoons or ONE measuring cup? A bridge too far.

[@ShallBePurified]

I feel like his lack of understanding on how to bake is worse than the actual translation lol.

[@itsgabibelle]

when he said he didn’t have measuring cups i died a little inside 😂😂😂😂

[@JazzyFizzleDrummers]

It's amazing he doesn't even have a kitchen scale. You can weigh a cup of water and use it to approximate where a cup is on the vessel.

[@AP-uc7oz]

@@JazzyFizzleDrummers he doesn’t even have a measuring cup to measure out a cup of water though. Most ppl, in America at least, don’t use scales at all

[@florasion.]

@@JazzyFizzleDrummers Americans don’t use scales, so that part isn’t surprising

[@ealbanart]

@@florasion. i mean- I'm American and have a scale-

[@garfleas]

this man owns no kitchen products and really decided "huh, i'm gonna do a baking video :)" absolute madlad

[@itsgabibelle]

LMAO right 😂😂😂😂 it’s so chaotic i love it

[@tacticalmeatloaf7846]

Hes gonna end up eating 2 sticks of BUTTER.

[@ohdiethere7641]

Absolute madlad.

[@ShapeshifterFin]

"I don't have measuring cups" is both the funniest and saddest thing Ive ever heard.

[@hritviktripathi8434]

I don't have it either, just use intuition

[@puckbryn3583]

substituting with a fucking ladle and using pepsi instead of baking soda I cannot wait for this beautiful trainwreck

[@lapin-rouge]

@@hritviktripathi8434 baking with intuition can make some.. interesting creations lol

[@ninjacell2999]

*laughs in digital scales*

[@finil5761]

As a european: I am confused. We don't have these cup things?? Are they a staple in America?? I thought only, like, cooking channels and bake-off contestants had those

[@kiaradietze9836]

I honestly can’t believe that the thumbnail was the true end product...

[@d3ath_st4rz]

the horrible thing is that when i first looked i thought it was actually a meal, but upon closer inspection it was a fucking egg next to a lemon bar with scallion on it

[@kiaradietze9836]

@@d3ath_st4rz I thought it was a nice lemon cake with sprinkles!!! I thought the egg part was just the egg never got used in the recipe

[@sanem7884]

@@kiaradietze9836 i thought it was icecream 🙈

[@ethereal.kittie]

@@d3ath_st4rz i just thought it was a stick of butter lmao

[@TenderNoodle]

I thought it was barfi and ragulla💀 I place too much faith in crow I think

[@sierranicholes6712]

i'm not sure what stressed me out more: the recipe itself or the lack of kitchen utensils that you own

[@ikilledeminem3520]

Him: "I don't own measuring cups" Me and my Ed: *sweats*

[@williamgoeres138]

Copied

[@QuigleTheGnome]

@@ikilledeminem3520 doesn’t have a bowl either does he eat?

[@SpookyGhostpeppers]

I get not having like an electric mixer, but how do you not have something as basic as measuring cups? Or like...bowls? I don't think those things are usually that expensive, could he not have picked those up at the store as well??

[@tonyjunior8038]

@@ikilledeminem3520 I don’t mean to be disrespectful or anything but what does a measuring cup do with an ed?

[@BotWatts]

as a chef, this was quite possibly the most painful thing ive ever forced myself to watch, i love it

[@LambentLight00]

Please watch Haachama try to cook omg

[@BotWatts]

@@LambentLight00 why did you have to show me this. you have done irreparable damage to my brain

[@Arch_X69]

@@BotWatts One of us. One of us.

[@cinnabonbon]

A good cooking channel is How to Basic, id recommend their ramen recipe

[@tanyavondegurechoff3491]

@@BotWatts One of us. One of us.

[@RWhite27]

I love how he goes, “I’m going to make cookies” knowing FULL WELL he doesn’t have bowls OR measuring spoons.

[@Captain_Garchomp]

Alternative title: PointCrow tries to burn his house down and give himself food poisoning while giving everyone anxiety for views

[@emerygonzalez8845]

You mean, collectors anxiety

[@ruhaansingh6956]

Yeah I was gonna say that too

[@izeaanaya6183]

He’s trying to make every Zelda recipe

[@froidesprit]

@@izeaanaya6183 dougdoug style, babish style, or gilbert style?

[@ws04]

@@froidesprit YES

[@SammieM0512]

your cookies weren’t good because you didn’t scratch the box quite as much as you should have.

[@lillyshooby4083]

Maybe the delicious flavor of the spoons wasn't as strong either

[@nc7718]

I'm just glad he didn't bake it.

[@Cheerybelle]

I don't know what's killing me with laughter more: PointCrow following the directions as if nothing is wrong, or chat *_CONSTANTLY SCREAMING_* in complete and utter *_agony._*

[@mari-with-a-gun]

Pointcrow’s ability to follow the directions were worse than the directions themselves tbh

[@wjt764]

I love that at 10:13, someone in chat is just like “I just joined... *is that a book?* “

[@yellow1648]

glad to know im not the only one who noticed xd

[@backseatsurfer5005]

Lol

[@SatyrFlax]

Book.

[@autumninNy_1012]

Ha, ha!

[@audreyf7645]

Him not having any supplies for baking is such a college mood

[@georgecooper9766]

Ah yes, one time in a student communal kitchen we made brownies in an empty hummus bucket cos we didn't have a mixing bowl 😌

[@tmvandr]

except he's a grown man 🤪

[@emilyzaitz2687]

Maybe but that kitchen is NOT a college mood. Like are all those cupboards just empty??

[@CaptinTDA]

@@emilyzaitz2687 they may be filled with ready made food and plates and cups and glasses and such

[@ohdiethere7641]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@evie7004]

Okay but why does it look so good and artistic in the thumbnail when it’s literally just a stick of butter and an egg covered in flour garnished with choc chips and chives 0-0

[@miraculousmongoose]

IKR

[@calicooliver]

LMFAO YES IT LOOKS GOURMET

[@owen3841]

This is like 6 year old me making "potions" in the backyard.

[@claranadine1086]

Exactly. This sums it up perfectly 😂🤣

[@thematuchin9005]

Why let's gooo hollow knight pfp

[@bmx9757]

Brudda

[@_Ht]

i used to put leafs in my old bike's back wheel and ride it backwards and i thought it would make popcorn lol edit: kids bikes normally makes a weird noise when trying to ride it backwards

[@Kat-hv3ky]

Lmao

[@fbidumbbee]

this is like watching an alien try to prepare human food.

[@PotatoPlaysThePotatoQueen]

As soon as I saw “soda” I said: “Oh no... it must’ve said BAKING SODA and instead translated as just SODA” never bake with soda, a book, and cardboard

[@CaverTV]

books make you smarter upon consumption

[@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat]

Readers digest?

[@jeddybongo4450]

Didn’t serve with the book, automatically wrong

[@LuckySketches]

He had to put the characters in the cookie sheet though, and we aren't allowed to see those.

[@ShrubbyCanine]

Door-kun?

[@Phikinnie]

Door-kun!

[@mastercookie37]

He also didn't serve with the card board

[@megabot8124]

My man, you have that gun pointed the wrong way

[@erzascarlet789]

For those who didn't see the full stream: yes we made him make real cookies after this anxiety wreck

[@Gremlinandpotatoplays]

Thank you

[@Somethin5041]

"This is the only bowl I have." "I don't have measuring cups." Me: *Visible confusion*

[@idislikemints]

Honestly same

[@MarceloZ2]

I can relate to not having measuring cups, because these are not popular measuring units for food in the country where I live, but not having bowls was honestly shocking to me.

[@FlyingBunnycorn]

@@MarceloZ2 What do you use then? Do you weigh everything? How do you measure liquids?

[@ohdiethere7641]

A full kitchen like that and almost no proper cooking utensils.

[@ks2091]

Across the pond in the UK we use measuring scales for measuring things like flour, and use a cup with a scale on the side for liquids.

[@Patterrz]

This is how we unlocke the more delicious cookies

[@richardlain-smith4471]

Oh hi!

[@caniputmyballsinyojaws1946]

Yes butter is cookies now 😎😎

[@lcereal6340]

lowkey im down to spend hours grinding cookie recipes

[@piderman1727]

you forgot the in unlocke.

[@deaddead698]

Why are you suddenly active in comments PattyTrills?

[@alphabeta6957]

There is no way for me to properly express how hilariously painful it is that Crow didn't know the difference between a tablespoon and a teaspoon. Like, it's really funny, but also I'm really into baking and it's making me cringe. Love it.

[@ChesuMori]

I definitely would’ve interpreted “book” as a verb...

[@LuckySketches]

Since it was a clause by itself it had to be an imperative verb. He should've booked it.

[@luturnix7567]

@igidrau oui bagette

[@josenobi3022]

@@luturnix7567 The baguette stereotype is true but not the hat and mustache one.

[@pillager2327]

crow: *dabs enthusiastically* chat: “extra virgin”

[@gavinsarron9778]

Timestamp?

[@CrowdingFaun624]

@@gavinsarron9778 9:20

[@paulapena5840]

JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA

[@Kriae]

looking at the other messages half the audience probably laughed to death

[@shumeiyang1024]

and he bought soy nuts out of all things the timing couldn't be better

[@idontknow898]

Lol remember when you came to this video thinking it would actually be a video about baking with a translated recipe and not a man with a gross misunderstanding of how baking works? I remember that

[@mari-with-a-gun]

Get out of my nonexistent closet >:(

[@pablorojas6219]

For anyone wondering, he did bake the cookies correctly after he created that nightmare on twitch

[@stpidstuff]

Where's the video? Is it on Twitch or did he do it by himself offline?

[@ms.pirate]

Did he do it online or offline? I NEED TO KNOW

[@pablorojas6219]

He did on twitch, yes

[@ms.pirate]

@@pablorojas6219 thank you!

[@arctic_angel7408]

"correctly" without baking utensils lmao

[@ShrubbyCanine]

Imagine Eric just tossing the ingredients into the bowl like Link does in BOTW

[@eggstain1]

@e-book mioda I’m just really disappointed that he didn’t eat the spoons/book

[@jcg7609]

He kinda did it at 5:40

[@Irrationaaaaal]

Watch DougDoug. He did an entire video on it once

[@davidchidester5463]

Over a fire, mind you.

[@ShrubbyCanine]

Irrational yeah, I know that video too

[@Bloodpix]

"Lets return to cooking, uh, regular food." As the camera swivels back to a bowl of mostly flour, a spoon of salt and soda, and a 69+ chapter book buried in said ingredients.

[@toradoraization]

The soda part wasn't even bad translation, just purposeful idiocy. But funny

[@matthewcabagelover9993]

the entire thing was just idiocy. that was the joke

[@Johnny_0202]

A cookie with soda?

[@HolyShinta]

@@Johnny_0202 baking soda. it's sometimes just called soda in context. however, it's very possible that there are cookie recipes out there that use a fizzy drink as an ingredient, doesn't sound too out there really.

[@Johnny_0202]

@@HolyShinta ah, had forgotten what it was... But... A cookie with Backing soda??? Btw... What was he going to do for this recipe?

[@HolyShinta]

@@Johnny_0202 huh you're right, cookies don't usually use baking soda. who knows whats going on here 🤔😆

[@javiergreen603]

Hey guys, PointCrow here. Do you ever get cooking anxiety? Huge kitchen with too much to cook, too much to eat?

[@figtreebitch]

LMAOOO

[@lillyshooby4083]

Hey guys PointCrow here, do you ever get collectors anxiety?

[@xx_wasabi-_-xxgg]

Lol

[@undertalegamer8571]

can you eat the sweet keyboard?

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I can hear angry Cookie Monster and grandmas in the distance

[@rhiannn3416]

the funniest thing about this is seeing random new people just joining the chat and being like, "why cardboard and book?"

[@breadboi205]

225 likes and im the first reply

[@triggerstickz8285]

459 likes and I’m the second lol

[@theguywhosnothere]

757 and im the 4h

[@harm0nn]

Welcome to “Eric Gives Himself Food Poisoning”

[@TheMultiverseTraveller]

And enjoys it.

[@knowledgegaming849]

Yes

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

Wouldn't be the first time.

[@harm0nn]

@@EpicNerdsWithCameras yeah considering his cooking streams I’m surprised he’s not in a coma

[@harm0nn]

@Lemony Lem ok your jokes better then mine.

[@plentaku8912]

imagine being an author who worked hard on a book for maybe even a year +, and this is how its treated

[@therealsmugone]

Yeah, that part kinda bothered me

[@therealsmugone]

@@SillySweetSurprise as someone who has never had disposable income, I have never enjoyed seeing things destroyed like that

[@HarveyLP]

Recipe: says Small bowl Crow: takes out curved eating plate Recipe: says Large bowl Crow: takes out cooking pot

[@F-Lambda]

that was a bowl, just squircle shaped. there are curved eating plates as well, and they're much wider and shallower

[@-insertfunnyandoriginaljok5815]

this looks like a 5 year old finding a recipe in the attic that all scratched and smudged and then trying to follow it exactly.

[@IncogNovah]

“Hey guys, PointCrow here, do you ever get baking anxiety?”

[@ItsMeR117]

I kept thinking to myself "This couldn't get any worse" And then you kept proving me wrong

[@esme_melody]

i am no longer saying "relax." just "untighten."

[@bonnillyy]

alternate title: "possibly insane college student attempts to make a living off of baking cookies through a poorly described instruction list"

[@Rainygirl3100]

Seeing the chat go crazy as he poured his teaspoon of soda had me dying

[@thejynxedlynx5570]

I think the part that made laugh the most was Eric not having anything to measure the "ingredients" so he just had to improvise.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

30 times? Ah yes, a true hyperpolyglot

[@TwisteDxBoi]

Somehow I think he'd fail even when following the original recipe. He's just giving me hard anti-cook vibes

[@warpedwhimsical]

Yeah going for a Pepsi can and not baking soda for starters

[@order66pizzas]

@@warpedwhimsical he is following the instructions that were google translated

[@Slimecantdefeatme]

I mean he doesn't have measuring cups or spoons so yes he'd fail. lol

[@noabinnendijk361]

Baking is way harder than cooking

[@zenthras7460]

In the stream he did follow it normally and it went well

[@MangoGoesOwO]

When he poured the spoons in I literally started hyperventilating the sound they made when he was stirring was terrible please I'm going to have nightmares Eric please

[@zeldaisuki]

when eric did that all i could hear was my mom screaming at me for scratching the surface of the pot with metal. i think if i showed this to her she would have a heart attack lol

[@doubtful_seer]

RIP that pot

[@AJayeBirdie]

This man's kitchen is purely for decoration. He literally has nothing in it

[@cliquemate6453]

Id really like to bake this guy some normal cookies now.

[@anniebanannie1919]

same.

[@RampantLeaf]

They'd probably turn out about as good.

[@sony967]

this was basically the mood in his discord. we went crazy and just wanted normal cookies

[@thegreendragon9628]

He baked normal cookies afterwards, twitch is way better than KZbin content wise

[@unlikelywiz5702]

This is why the English bible can be easily misinterpreted. It has been translated into a plethora of different languages before English.

[@jeffreypowell1649]

I agree they can completely butcher it for English bibles. We have a Hebrew Greek Bible so there's like a dictionary on Tthe back for english words translated to greek/Hebrew.

[@richardpike8748]

When you put it that way it makes sense

[@sadcena7204]

I do believe things can get lost in translation but i assume the bible was translated by professionals not Google

[@unlikelywiz5702]

@@sadcena7204 Google definitely did not translate the Bible. Compared to back then, google is brand new.

[@sadcena7204]

@@unlikelywiz5702 I know google didn't translate the bible. The bible was first translated into English around the 1500. I'm not stupid, man.

[@ohdiethere7641]

As a person who enjoys cooking, his complete and utter lack of proper utensils and knowledge had me laughing and dying at the same time.

[@Kayari]

As someone who bakes a lot, this hurts. But, like watching a train wreck, I cant look away.

[@cashleonard7176]

I love crow but jeez this was hard

[@Jess1nsanity]

I'm legitimately entertained, upset, and feeling cringey throughout this whole video.

[@leelduttis4086]

“I took a random recipe for chocolate chip cookies from the internet, translated it 30 times through Google translate, and then translated it back into English. *And then we baked it.* ” Lies.

[@GeorgeMonet]

He didn't even follow the recipie.

[@gbx4858]

I mean other than the baking part he followed the recipe pretty well

[@girlballsyuri]

@@GeorgeMonet well, yeah he did

[@caniputmyballsinyojaws1946]

Alternative title: Watch PointCrow try to burn his kitchen down for Twitch

[@MrSnom-pd7gx]

He must have had collector's anxiety to come up with this idea

[@hippotripo6145]

Heyguyspointcrowheredoyouevergetcollectorsanxiety

[@reesewackes3810]

When they said all purpose I don't think THIS was included

[@coyotedomino]

i hate how the thumbnail actually looks decent

[@felixc543]

You can make anything look gourmet with proper plating

[@blokvader8283]

Yeah without knowing that it was a stick of butter and an egg, it looks pretty good

[@nicky23anims68]

ikr

[@metagross999]

Summary of the video: "In a small bowl, combine flour, soda, and salt; Book." "tap the soft sugar butter and sugar and electric blender" "mix the spoons for about 1 minute or until fluffy" "scratch on the side of the box from time to time" "Stir in the flour mixture until the mixture (the person will tighten)" "Gets the characters in a 2-inch set of unseen cookie sheets" "The store covered the air container"

[@rohanuchil9631]

“The person will tighten” L O L

[@lionpawws]

i never thought id think "if you took out the book and the cardboard and the spoons this would work actually" about cookies

[@vynniev9611]

I love how chat was desperately trying to make this something even barely resembling an edible meal

[@flickcine]

That’s some dubious food right there! 😂

[@SahilJ78]

Beat me to it !

[@the_real_emelie_crosscode]

"Hey guys, Pointcrow here. This gives me anxiety."

[@greenyoshi888]

The book and the spoons just really hurt me inside.

[@cr1197]

As opposed to the cardboard, which was a fine addition.

[@greenyoshi888]

@@cr1197 I eat cardboard. What have you been eating?

[@ivetterodriguez1994]

I'm so glad he didn't put spoons in the oven!

[@cr1197]

@@greenyoshi888 Books and spoons. Wanna fight about it?

[@greenyoshi888]

@@cr1197 No...

[@cheploper4621]

Crow: Don't worry, not your pc. My pc: Arrivederci.

[@KingKCheifre_]

I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT AT "BOOK"

[@acerpalmatum]

Eric this cookie “recipe” is the reason I can’t sleep at night

[@htr_masterplayer5935]

Meanwhile watching this at 2:09am

[@dao_of_potato4957]

I'm watching at 1:25 am

[@rorychuu]

;Book

[@unnecessarybackflips4096]

If only the hens knew what a noble cause their babies were sacrificed for

[@jacobjenkins7362]

but the eggs werent fertilized they wouldnt have hatched

[@tealwashablemarker8886]

@@jacobjenkins7362 actually as horrible as it is sometimes fertilised eggs are packaged and sold. if you ever find a red spot inside an egg, that is a chicken baby

[@dokchampa9324]

@@tealwashablemarker8886 Dude how the fuck would those eggs even get fertilized if the cocks and the hens are always kept separately. Is the second coming of virgin mary a chicken?

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

@@tealwashablemarker8886, that’s not a thing, but if it were, why would it be horrible? People actually kill living chicken for their meat, you can possibly think accidental abortion is _worse_ than murder, right?

[@jellysauce3938]

r/woooosh

[@ssj_brownie6447]

The “Book” on its own in the recipe had me dying 😂😂😭💀

[@LoneWolf-mf7on]

Imagine the kinds of insults Gordon Ramsay would shout at Eric and his cookie 'recipe'

[@oscarhf7569]

No one: Crow’s search history: good substitute for electric blender

[@KWebster1997_RIOTSQUAD]

Not exactly an original idea. Brandon Ferris joined the chat

[@halt1931]

Before he gets going, I'ma already guessing he leaves the book out smh edit: well I sure ate my words huh

[@wowo-wo6st]

Hey eating your words is better than eating his "cookies"

[@TheGamingLegendsOfficial]

Eric will be eating his words, too! :D

[@kiri1082]

you did unlike him. he didn’t even put the words on his plate

[@skyemoore428]

Can “cooking with crow” become a real part of the channel? That would be awesome :)

[@sillyguy645]

Yesss this needs to happen

[@felixc543]

Honestly I've seen people start doing silly cooking series and watched it transform into them actually *learning how to cook* over time so that would be cool

[@sillyguy645]

@Addie why not?

[@wigligigly3375]

The local library must be so proud of what you did to the novel

[@AltoidSE]

Computer: makes sound Me on a phone: ah yes, funny

[@cullenhutchison6528]

As both a jokester and a baker, his entire video is one big "smh" moment.

[@Katniss218]

7:24 "Blend everything in the garbage disposal"

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

The comments: "I hate it here." Yep, that was cursed.

[@stephaniecarlson3659]

"You can make cookies without baking!" SPEEDRUN STRATS!!!

[@Fawaffles]

I dont think the author of the book expected that their book would be used too make cookies

[@solstice6505]

Chapter _69:_ _THE INITIATION_ Never has a chapter name and number been so ironic together.

[@Aceman-su7ls]

And chapter number

[@wowo-wo6st]

To be honest when I saw the thumbnail I thought it was actual cookies and didn't realize it was just butter and an egg

[@Hyperbuzz10]

Ok but can we all get a moment of silence for that pot that is most definitely not nonstick anymore? 😂

[@stacyfreeman8940]

Everyone: OMG THE AGE OF CALAMITY DEMO IS OUT! PLAY IT!! Crow: C O O K I E S

[@coopernicholson6663]

This is probably actually one of the worst things I've seen

[@CameronAC]

A little disappointed but also relieved at the same time that you didn't actually put it in the oven lol

[@evandevore2627]

I'm still in disbelief that he used actual soda... Edit: nevermind, that was an amazing recipe, I'll use it someday

[@PeachTreessss]

POV: Eric becomes HowToBasic

[@oomandude]

More Brandon Farris

[@Pleoxz]

@@oomandude I was looking for this comment

[@wolfydawolf5680]

Wait, no, we need more eggs...

[@pablorojas6219]

@@wolfydawolf5680 I he smacked an egg on the floor he would have ccompletely transformed into him

[@dusktilldawn173]

“Wait let me just check if there’s anything in there” *Opens oven and sees bird” “Okay there’s not” *Closes it*

[@Winton_smith]

That pcrowDoodle in the oven was edited in too well

[@Solemhs]

I will tell my Children this was Gordon Ramsay

[@anniebanannie1919]

yes.

[@slothcannon9341]

He said the 7 stages of grief and that somehow bothers me more than this whole baking massacre

[@Suo_kongque]

Grieving so much you create 2 more stages. Never done it before? Can you even call yourself a sloth cannon at that point then?

[@WindStreak_]

This hurts to watch. This will haunt me in my sleep Eric. I can't sleep tonight. Thanks

[@KraftyKittenz]

Basically a Brandon Farris "Google Translate" video.

[@dooplets._.5776]

Above all else I'm worried that you only owned one bowl

[@thezinogre9197]

I want to send this to my chef so I can watch him cry

[@anniebanannie1919]

do it i dare you

[@nickypw8]

You should send this to Gordon Ramsay

[@josefinaperez7873]

2:06 "I dont have measuring cups..." this is when I knew shit was going downhill

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

You know, scales exist

[@felixc543]

@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 a man who does not own *bowls* will not go out of his way to get a kitchen scale (and I know it would only be out of his way cause he's an American but... He is)

[@bakingcakes6885]

His lack of respect for the book makes me want to eat a book

[@ethanfrench9111]

I love the PMDES music. I miss that game so much.

[@jack_schiro]

I was looking for this comment!