"Doctor, is there a cure for hermit crab bubble poison?" "Sadly no... you probably only have a few minutes left to live..." *teleportation noises*
@dusaprukiyathan16134 жыл бұрын
yes and no
@DoomerSlice4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: wait, actually you can save an animal and- “Huh what’s that I’m on the moon surface now”
@ThatMilesGuy3 жыл бұрын
but there is a cure
@caiomendes20534 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna brag, but I can die 100% of the times I use a teleporter.
@snappee4 жыл бұрын
showoff >:(
@SparkyFortvile4 жыл бұрын
wow flEx
@NotPalliot4 жыл бұрын
Wow bragGinG mucH?
@deantwills23284 жыл бұрын
Jesus wow man you didn't have to show off like that I mean it's honestly sickening that you think you can just brag like this. This is a joke by the way
@Hubert45154 жыл бұрын
same
@DoctorChuck4 жыл бұрын
My dude just telefragged the final boss in 2 minutes. What a legend.
@Akrob555554 жыл бұрын
I don't even understand what the final boss was. Was it the big lady?
@HanakkoLove4 жыл бұрын
@@Akrob55555 yes
@HanakkoLove4 жыл бұрын
No he telefragged her in 2 seconds
@alexeis82494 жыл бұрын
not the "final" boss i think...
@TheCertifiedMan2474 жыл бұрын
He cheated
@somedude34134 жыл бұрын
This game has been out for like 5 minutes man chill
@kirbyx4 жыл бұрын
@Matthias REITH joke=========> your head
@bigfootsburneraccount91604 жыл бұрын
@Matthias REITH this is the first Im hearing about this
@taavetti134 жыл бұрын
@@kirbyx well that's a funny way of saying woooosh
@TheTyphoon3654 жыл бұрын
@@MajorasWrath1 Dude, what?
@Tatherwood4 жыл бұрын
There's this guy. Then there's me buying the thing and teleporting inside a wall in the first use.
@martinpachu71253 жыл бұрын
thank god for the three block mechanic
@Tatherwood3 жыл бұрын
@@martinpachu7125 Hey, it's not explained in-game! I guess I COULD do some testing...AFTER teleporting inside a wall in the first use.
@martinpachu71253 жыл бұрын
@@Tatherwood fair,though you'd probably discover it by your third teleporting-into-the-wall
@Tatherwood3 жыл бұрын
@@martinpachu7125 You overestimate my capabilities XD Also, jokes aside-ish, if this was an item you get right off the bat, like the whip, you can practice as much as you want. But being "random" makes it hard to actually practice.
@DuckyOlePal3 жыл бұрын
Oh so I’m not the only one?
@flampan74854 жыл бұрын
I like how he's still poisoined at the end when everyone is happy
@zGoldenHawk4 жыл бұрын
I like when he just robs the shopkeeper by throwing him at the ceiling and running
@jacobstote63744 жыл бұрын
Northerlion gotta be hella mad for this one
@nicolasvidal924 жыл бұрын
He's got a kid though now. He'll get over it
@CarlosVillanueva-nv5xx4 жыл бұрын
"noo you cant speedrun the game its supposed to be hard* " Haha teleporter go bup"
@magicmanscott40k4 жыл бұрын
Looks pretty easy
@AlisterCountel4 жыл бұрын
Scott Fillinger That’s the trick of being a speed runner! To make dozens of frame perfect saves in a run and make it look totally reasonable to do
@Ryfinius4 жыл бұрын
Durr hurr. Original.
@jimmywhistles4 жыл бұрын
@@magicmanscott40k Pretty sure the dude is using a seed so he knows exactly what to do
@zanthor54224 жыл бұрын
@@jimmywhistles Looking through the rules on SRC, it's somewhat difficult to determine whether seeded runs are allowed or not. However, the game rules on SRC just link to MossRanking, which states "Adventure mode, Unseeded unless otherwise specified." Since d_tea has first place for any% on SRC (not this exact run, though I'm pretty sure this one was also submitted to SRC and was WR at the time), I think it's safe to say that this run isn't seeded. There's also evidence for the run not being seeded in the video itself, as there's a lot of hesitation to do things like look down to figure out where they're teleporting. If this was a highly-practiced seeded run, this would not be the case unless d_tea was just learning the seed. But if they were just learning the seed, they probably wouldn't bother submitting this run.
@nicollasalmeida49364 жыл бұрын
I didn't see anyone talking about how the golden guy has a golden whip, that is so cool
@calinguga4 жыл бұрын
also golden ropes. they all have different ropes
@TheOmegaGamer4 жыл бұрын
If Meat Boy was still the game he should have had a sausage rosary as a whip
@nicollasalmeida49364 жыл бұрын
@@TheOmegaGamer why is he not? Also, great ideia
@TheOmegaGamer4 жыл бұрын
@@nicollasalmeida4936 not every character from the original made it in the sequel, sadly
@jamescanjuggle4 жыл бұрын
I just watched about 4minutes of a golden baby teleport around and I enjoyed every moment of it
@MathisMathis4 жыл бұрын
This is like going into the Terraria Jungle Temple where your skill at avoiding countless well thought-out traps is tested but you brought a Rod of Discord.
@FewestPlays4 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@CheeseWeegee3 жыл бұрын
Or a wrench
@Gio_Panda2 жыл бұрын
Except if the Rod of Discord killed you when you use it 9 times out of 10
@Optimus61284 жыл бұрын
I never learned how to use the teleport in Spelunky 1 without crashing into a block, I don't think I'll learn it now, and these guys are speedrunning like mad using it!
@ObservationofLimits4 жыл бұрын
From what I've gathered, I think the only difference is the handheld one will move you exactly 6 (5?) blocks, regardless of what is there. The backpack teleporter will not tp you into solid blocks as long as there's some space (but it will kill you if you teleport too close in the direction of the map boundaries). I also haven't had an opportunity to see if it will tp you straight into hazards like lava.
@billcipher17564 жыл бұрын
for some reason i thought that was 2 hours not minutes i was trying to figure out how the WR was that long on a game that does not take that long to complete normally
@macialdo1004 жыл бұрын
Wdym it doesn't take 2 hours? I'm I truly that bad?
@billcipher17564 жыл бұрын
@@macialdo100 if you play well it is at most an hour and a half run to the end any longer and you are just grinding money for no particular reason
@macialdo1004 жыл бұрын
@@billcipher1756 it was a joke lad
@billcipher17564 жыл бұрын
@@macialdo100 just helping you out if it was not
@ObservationofLimits4 жыл бұрын
@@billcipher1756 grinding money for "no particular reason" Gotta get that finish a run with +1 million $$ achievement
@monkeyboy37292 жыл бұрын
I’ve been playing spelunky 1 for over 4 years and finally beat it today, made it to the final boss level 47 times exactly, 48 now and I won 🙌
@KHA0T1X2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@JelqtronZero2 жыл бұрын
by spelunky you mean spelunky HD or spelunky classic
@mrmonkey1232 жыл бұрын
@@JelqtronZero spelunky HD probably
@sargaa8471 Жыл бұрын
would be weird if he was spending 4 years on classic
@monkeyboy3729 Жыл бұрын
@@sargaa8471 classic 😔
@Propulus4 жыл бұрын
I literally just finished the recommended previous any%, yt algorithm got you fam!
@AcornFox4 жыл бұрын
i was looking for tips on how not to die. glad i saw this because now i'm uninstalling
@adowi1394 жыл бұрын
Why
@NafenX4 жыл бұрын
Best way to not die
@guy_th184 жыл бұрын
what a dumb comment
@MrScary-rz8od4 жыл бұрын
I saw some video about an AI that was tasked with completing an impossible game or something, instead of trying it just paused the game and turned itself off lol. Makes sense...
@tbonea1sauce3 жыл бұрын
wow what a waste of money
@gavart45094 жыл бұрын
Dude really said “Mzbt 😳✌️”
@colinjones53794 жыл бұрын
I AM TIAMAT, QUEEN OF THE *bink!*boop!* YOU DID NOT DISAPPOINT ME...
@lazerlightsub3 жыл бұрын
The guy didn't try and heal his poisoning to save time, he just didn't want to give his poisoning to the dog. A true gamer.
@Rocky-oq9cy3 жыл бұрын
"Alright time to boot up the game I'm gonna race this guy!" **Clicks Play** **Whispers in the background** "What do you mean he's done?"
@yaboidanny87984 жыл бұрын
The fact he beat this before the ghost had a chance that could appear is amazing
@Goatfooted2 жыл бұрын
not really, i mean you would have to have been on a level for 3 minutes, he beat the whole game in three minutes
@Argoose-gz3zf2 жыл бұрын
@@Goatfooted that's what he means. Beat the whole game in under the time it takes to goad the ghost on a single level
@Kalmight4 жыл бұрын
Teleporter go blpp
@paganthirteen4 жыл бұрын
For me teleporter go blpp BANG
@Kiyala4 жыл бұрын
This feels like a TAS with how good you are with that damn teleporter. I don't even get how you not die constantly.
@Targeted_1ndividual2 жыл бұрын
It's easier to predict than you might think
@frenchwaffl4 жыл бұрын
this is just incredible
@Yamari14 жыл бұрын
This is humiliating, thank you
@LieutenantLettuce4 жыл бұрын
HOW IS THIS A THING THE GAME HAS BEEN OUT FOR LIKE HALF A MONTH
@Khud03 жыл бұрын
You make it look like it's easier to learn to speedrun the game with a teleporter than try to complete it the normal way. :D
@jimjamjul3 жыл бұрын
"Poison can't hurt me if I don't stay longer than 30 seconds in each level"
@enr1c0394 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile you're doing the speedrun, but I'm quick restarting in the dwelling cause I took damage
@RndmGuy983 жыл бұрын
I think it’s really impressive to be good at spelunky (or any other rogue like game) speedrunning, since you never know (exept for seeded runs) how the levels will look, where the enemy‘s are and so many other things. I once tried learning how to speedrun „Dead cells“ (also a rogue like) and I just wasn’t able to adapt to the fact that it was always and Completely different level outlay.
@starkadex35304 жыл бұрын
The whip is man's greatest creation.
@spinlock87454 жыл бұрын
Dunkey needs to see this
@Grozdor4 жыл бұрын
The dwelling stage's bgm sounds like Eirin's theme from Touhou 8.
@matejplachta94604 жыл бұрын
I have never even played this game. The soundtrack in the first levels is way too catchy.
@tbonea1sauce3 жыл бұрын
@@Mrwizard-ck7oe it does if you get out of the first world
@ThePunMaster05314 жыл бұрын
geez the game has only been out for like about a month and you guys are already speed running it,
@krakowski_62374 жыл бұрын
2 weeks*
@arttu61634 жыл бұрын
What do you expect from a sequel of a speedrun game
@achaking73004 жыл бұрын
My guy be looking like nightcrawler up in here
@starwarredpanda60964 жыл бұрын
Someone send this to alpharad
@NappyWayz4 жыл бұрын
I want to see more low score speed runs!
@tbonea1sauce3 жыл бұрын
This is what I thought spelunky would be when I got it
@FyreLol3 жыл бұрын
I’m not a fan of Spelunky but this is impressive!
@ragaka55083 жыл бұрын
i never knew that a teleporter could be so useful the first time i got a teleporter i teleported into a walk lol
@bubtubthegreat2 жыл бұрын
the ghost: Am I a joke to you?
@ajdogz50884 жыл бұрын
0:43 *teleports* BOOM!!
@amnotmichael3 жыл бұрын
This is actually funny and the timestamp was perfect. Underrated comment
@srduncanbyu4 жыл бұрын
great run! and here i foolishly thought you would grab the dog on 6-3!
@RandomIndyWrestling3 жыл бұрын
There's lots here to be impressed about...but he didn't even use a compass!
@TheOnlyRiktor3 жыл бұрын
nice to see a good runner of the game.
@xenorosthxmd75204 жыл бұрын
... Oh, okay. Guess the game's done now.
@paganthirteen4 жыл бұрын
There are so many ways to finish the game though. And not everything has been discovered yet. This is only ANY%.
@hazardousjazzgasm1294 жыл бұрын
Nah, soon there will be speedruns of the true final ending
@therealgboi38953 жыл бұрын
Me: Finds teleporter Also me: F**k 7-99 now, SPEEDRUN TIME BOIS
@Nicolas277_3 жыл бұрын
that's having skill +respect
@JonasGarfield2 жыл бұрын
I cant believe he only got affected by poison once
@pofavo15503 жыл бұрын
Imagina pasarte Spelunky 2
@evrentasel Жыл бұрын
meanwhile im hardly finishing tutorial under 3 minutes
@GoldballIndustries3 жыл бұрын
OMG YOUR PFP IS SOO CUUUUUTE **Saluting**
@kharisses3 жыл бұрын
i bet this dude won't pass the captcha test
@BurningRoman2 жыл бұрын
That poor store owner…
@dragonboi67444 жыл бұрын
How the heck is their already speedruns of this game
@darkhorsedre4 жыл бұрын
I guess spelunky 1 is an old game and plays very similar so not hard for these dudes to pick this up and run with it
@dragonboi67444 жыл бұрын
darkhorsedre I don’t have the game yet so I wouldn’t know
@ObservationofLimits4 жыл бұрын
This game is fairly identical to it's predecessor in most ways. Especially movement, aggro rules, stun times, etc.
@da909boogieman3 жыл бұрын
I want to point out one thing that seems a bit suspicious but this guys having fun so I’ll leave him alone :)
@stickyfruutloops Жыл бұрын
in spelunky 2 speedrunning what is the difference between any% and low%?
@mistic52534 жыл бұрын
this man realy said fuck this shit im out teleport>life
@FernandoRafaelNogueiraReis4 жыл бұрын
Parabéns, sua run virou notícia no Tecmundo.
@MrHamsterbacke7564 жыл бұрын
Why was the second shop keeper not histile anymore?
@pancakecommanderandbowser22793 жыл бұрын
He got forgiven
@1formy2324 жыл бұрын
3 minutes of gameplay. I thought the game was longer 😂😂
@1formy2324 жыл бұрын
@Huh it's a speedrun joke. Games done quick doesn't even host runs above 1 hour.
@mac_bomber35213 жыл бұрын
@Huh it took me 100 hours :'(
@scrowfunk81094 жыл бұрын
how do you know how to use it? doesnt the amount of blocks it teleports you random? i swear if i tried half the teleports that you did i wouldve died instantly
@pancakecommanderandbowser22793 жыл бұрын
It's random to an extent the first two blocks it will teleport you past without fail and I believe it won't teleport you past 7 blocks
@mac_bomber35213 жыл бұрын
4-8 blocks without clover 8 blocks if you have clover
@orangexylem2 жыл бұрын
The jungle went form my favorite to my least favorite in this game
@DAVIINCHY3 жыл бұрын
¡Congruetions!
@acarrot8072 жыл бұрын
Here I thought my 6 minute run was impressive
@wearebalbesinaz23724 жыл бұрын
That's insane man! Keep up the good work
@meso_p2 жыл бұрын
dude the ghost timer resets on every level chill
@Pinkpipola4 жыл бұрын
0:04 you should have hit that horned lizard into the trap it would have saved some time
@FaezGhani3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I use a teleporter, I got fragged into a wall. I wish there was a target indicator of where you will teleport in this game
@emilyt66713 жыл бұрын
I love spelunking
@Group-9352 жыл бұрын
How are you so frickin' awesome with that deathtrap known as the teleporter?
@boggy22283 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it's possible to die from poison in the final cut scene
@alancamino87724 жыл бұрын
My mans beat the whole game in 3 minutes I beat it once in 20 minutes
@SnufflySpy4 жыл бұрын
Is there a physical copy of this game or only a digital copy? (For the PS4)
@Oncey4 жыл бұрын
Probs only digital like the first game.
@wertjoe4 жыл бұрын
It will likely get a physical release through limited run or another one of those companies, eventually. Spelunky HD did.
@sr.paloma44373 жыл бұрын
Yo no duro vivo en ese juego mas de 3 minutos, gracias por la solución ajjajaja
@jobear9554 жыл бұрын
How do you use the teleporter item on a mount? Or the mount that teleports? I dismount every time I try to teleport down or up.
@walteralmeida70644 жыл бұрын
I think it only teleports on the third jump
@alesuamor Жыл бұрын
I suspect that this run is fake, check the final scene where that map appears showing the final time, there is a glitched icon at the beginning. Look at 04:41
@Machu222hejeje4 ай бұрын
there wasnt cosmic ocean when it came out
@MrIamcrusty4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit my guy. Calm down.
@プリゲマスペランキー完全攻略チャ5 ай бұрын
good😮😮😮
@Alex-Graymond3 жыл бұрын
...and the hero died of poisoning after the game finale
@meatheadofatf2player1874 жыл бұрын
Thank you again.
@veganoundead3 жыл бұрын
Imagina pasarte spelanky 2 en menos de 3 minutos manin
@samrichardson59714 жыл бұрын
How do you teleport down? Every time I try I just drop the teleporter
@VideoPutterUpper4 жыл бұрын
You have to be in the air when you do it
@RndmGuy983 жыл бұрын
0:53 You can also telefrag (or how it’s spelled) other Entity’s? So it’s not Just the player getting the BS of something teleporting into you And Insta killing you
@MrScary-rz8od4 жыл бұрын
Wow, I need practice with the teleporter, everytime I pick it up I end up teleporting into a solid wall lol.
@thebeyonder88143 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna brag about my skills.... But I can die in this game after completing 2 stages in 5 minutes.
@bobzang52554 жыл бұрын
As a speedrunner how do you feel about telepack? Will it make speedrunning easier?
@SurmenianSoldier4 жыл бұрын
yes
@ObservationofLimits4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see no-tp speedruns.
@devoidMelody4 жыл бұрын
@@ObservationofLimits low% exists for that reason, no item pickups, just the 4 bombs and 4 ropes you start with
@ObservationofLimits4 жыл бұрын
@@devoidMelody Yea I actually wasn't aware of Mossranking prior to making that comment.
@namesurname82004 жыл бұрын
Ценник игры 391 р. \ 3 минуты игры = 130 рублей минута, Ведьмак 3 - 1199 р. \ 51 час основной истории = 0,4 рубля минута, лучше поиграть в Ведьмака, он дешевле.
@TheTyphoon3654 жыл бұрын
will the game not let you kill yourself with the teleporter like it does with the mount in the Tide Pool? What are the mechanics behind that?
@KZ_Suntorn4 жыл бұрын
It will, he's just really good at using it.
@clerpington_the_fifth3 жыл бұрын
Why does the teleporter sound like a fart
@moonlord32183 жыл бұрын
Not to brag, but i beat dwelling 1-1 in 7 seconds with no items and i took no damage. This also was not seeded.
@mac_bomber35213 жыл бұрын
7 seconds is a long time
@nanfaresi79654 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie , i thought the golden olmec head was yhwv from smt
@itseverybroday16784 жыл бұрын
this is fucking insane
@tobiashugel51264 жыл бұрын
Hey hello hi
@DimusSmag3 жыл бұрын
Why did shopkeepers stop hunting him?
@mac_bomber35213 жыл бұрын
Didn't hurt shopkeeper for 1 floor after stealing
@TheSerperior4 жыл бұрын
Wait, was the mermaid lady the final boss? I've never played this game, only seen it
@magicmanscott40k4 жыл бұрын
It didn't die so no idea
@leo-oi8em3 жыл бұрын
@@magicmanscott40k it did she just has an awkward death animation where the only effect is her saying something then decaying
@pancakecommanderandbowser22793 жыл бұрын
Yes she's the normal final boss and she died from a telefrag
@Yuukqy4 жыл бұрын
How often did you run or teleport yourself in Beartraps 😂