Spider-Man Asks Himself Why His Life Is So Terrible...

[@tess4940]

The idea of a bunch of versions of Peter with shitty lives are all collectively in on a joke that their lives are actually rad just to make mainline Peter self conscious is kinda funny.

[@haroldfetscher]

Simply amazing

[@orlandobritt1460]

It's more of they all know thier life trash

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

Yeah, it's cool and all the keeo themselves strong and all... but Pete is constantly trapped in a cycle of neverending suffering that keeps getting retconed to be "hip with today's youth". If we account Peter's suffering in real life time, my man would be living some shitty life for 60 years. One where the "gods choosing his fate" (writers) always come up with a means to make him suffer no matter what. Like, yeah, it's cool and all other versions of Peter who also have it worst try to cheer him up by being pricks to him... but it just comes off as "sounds like "skill issue" on your part, Peter" when you've seen the guy suffer one way or the other for decades.

[@yin_yang_demon5418]

@@haroldfetscher simply spectacular

[@johnpett1955]

@@yin_yang_demon5418 simply ultimate.

[@shadowsofsaddness]

The worst part about that conversation in which “god says Peter’s life is not that bad” is that what the One Above All actually tells Peter, is that the reason his life is so bad, is to counter balance all of the GOOD that Peter puts out into reality on his own. Like… rather than reward him for making existence better for everyone else, his life MUST be horrible to make sure reality stays in balance. Which sucks.

[@valentinjordanoalegriameza9451]

Lamo i cant believe this

[@Alternative_Alba]

@@valentinjordanoalegriameza9451 Don’t. I believe that Spider Man Comics are just horribly written. Most of the time, Peter’s intelligence & physical power is deeply underestimated & barely exist,

[@joshuawillingham6363]

Which, honestly is an absolutely shitty explanation and if the writers are trying to reference Taoism and the Yin Yang concept it's an absolutely horrific understanding of it. First off, it effectively eliminated any point for Peter to do good anyway because it means enough evil has to happen to balance it out (unless they're trying to paint Peter as the sacrificial lamb invoking Christianity). Taosim doesn't even necessarily push the concepts of good and evil, or at least not a Western understanding of it. Yin and Yang is a balance between order and chaos, dark and light, but it's not good and evil. Too much order is tyranny and stagnation. Too much chaos is unpredictability to the point of it becoming pointless to work towards anything better, because there is no stability upon which to build. Too much light blinds just as easily as too little. "Good" in that philosophy is to be found when elements of existence are properly balanced, and working in functional harmony. Not only does it show a misunderstanding of the concepts they're invoking, it also misunderstands reality itself. Doing good is legitimately the best long term strategy for your life. Short term you'll likely suffer for it, but played out over time you build a better environment around you. There's an element of faith to that, but it's like working out in a way. The first few days are painful, but over time it gets easier and you start to see snowballing benefits, with perhaps the occasional hitch. Doing good is largely the same, and the authors' failure to incorporate that concept just to keep Spidey suffering is hack writing at its worst.

[@Kagrynac]

@@joshuawillingham6363 Just want to say I appreciate this thorough response. Didn't know the details of Taoism but knew that the way they described Pete's "balance" was missing something major and made no sense.

[@joshuawillingham6363]

@@Kagrynac I appreciate it. I'm not a deep expert or anything, but I've looked into most major philosophies and religions at one point or another. While some of them are certainly silly, a lot of them have really cool concepts and ideas that are applicable to most of our lives. It always irritates me when an author who has a "hey I googled this and read the first paragraph" understanding of a concept promotes it as some deep underpinning to their story. I have no problem with people using, and even bending the concepts in cool ways, but if you're going to yoink ancient wisdom for a story it's probably a good idea to have more than the shallowest level understanding of it.

[@VoidlessOfSpace]

Peter really hit him with a “damn” to the cancer

[@archivist_13]

I mean TBF wtf was he supposed to say to that

[@unspeakableflame420]

​@@archivist_13I-I don't know

[@Kenny-hd4ef]

​@@archivist_13the ultimate response "that's rough buddy"

[@zenugget645]

cowabummer

[@pistoletsrouge7304]

@@archivist_13”you snooze you loose”

[@austinmorrison6953]

Why can’t the writers just once, JUST ONCE give Peter a better life? Seriously the guy deserves so much more than a life of constant tragedy. Even freakin Batman gets happy moments now and again!

[@thesamsquatch2704]

It would certainly be refreshing. Giving him some happiness in life doesn’t necessarily mean ruining the character or never challenging him again - even his happiness could be a challenge because it takes work to maintain, all the more so if you’re a superhero who has to spend time every day saving people and dozens to hundreds of supervillains are out there every day plotting to kill you. He really deserves just a tiny slice of lasting happiness and just a chance to evolve as a character. Marrying MJ is a perfect example - speaking from experience, marriage is a source of daily joy, but it’s also HARD. Doubtless more so if you have to balance superhero responsibilities on top of all of life’s ‘normal’ ones. But it would give him something to smile about. Something personal to protect and cherish. And it would assuage some of the fatigue we feel from seeing him constantly miserable. Sorry for the essay 😅.

[@Broomer52]

Their was one. It was a universe where every hero had the best outcomes to their lives. The world was basically a utopia. Unfortunately all that good fortune made that Peter an asshole and honestly a monster. He lured Peters from other universes and drained them of both their life and power to make him stronger and our Peter stops him and accidentally kills the evil Peter. He goes to hell for his crimes and resurrects as the Ghost Rider or as he’s called in this universe “The Ghost Spider”

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Because Spider-Man wouldn't be nearly as heroic as he is if his life was completely put together. Part of what makes him great is that he always looks to help others when he should be helping himself first. He always puts others before his own self, and it's that selflessness that really drives the character. At any point, he could just give up the mask and live his own life, but people would get hurt if he did and he knows he can't let that happen. Edit: I do like seeing Peter happy, but it needs to feel like it was hard-fought and earned like Peter B Parker in Into/Across the Spiderverse.

[@LandofLit]

It’s not that Spider-Man doesn’t get happy moments…they just don’t last 🤷‍♂️

[@Ka-Ping]

A spider-man whos life has no conflicts is a Spider-Man whos story is over. The bigger question is: Why wont anyone move on from Spider-Man?

[@youthoughtaboutit6946]

The writers basically gaslighting the character within it to be happy/happier about the abuse the inflict of him. That’s a new one.

[@busayog.6105]

accurate!

[@jkjk2098]

A new low from the writers :(

[@GameKnight404]

@@jkjk2098No, it’s a familiar low. The writers for Spiderman find so many “new lows” that we’ve all gone numb to it. Anytime I hear about a Spiderman comic my first thought is “Oh god what did they do to the poor guy this time?”

[@its-morris]

@@GameKnight404 they honestly need to bring back Chat. Man needs some happiness in his life

[@GearWukong]

It's not that new, pretty sure that was God's whole thing with Job.

[@ohmhasmeaning7292]

the "first timer" line makes me think that spider-man across the multiverse always has this same idea to ask the council of himself why his life sucks and thats hilarious.

[@darrylferguson3622]

I find it hilarious how my first thought was that poor Peter had the misfortune of being a "peter" rather than a "Pete" making him one of the few exception to the secret rule of Spider-men having good lives - well, "good" once they have their "uncle ben" event, but it was even better than that

[@kelp-ist3469]

Spidey: “so how many of you are happy?” *all raise hand* Spidey: “i guess this is just…. Wait your all different versions of me, i would mess with different versions of me!”

[@dylansharp8471]

What now?

[@kelp-ist3469]

@@dylansharp8471 they all cry

[@adaman.shr.3538]

​@@kelp-ist3469*miguel and the rest enters to a room knee deep in tear due to millions of spiderman crying*

[@windghost2]

"So no matter how many hits I take, I *ALWAYS* find a way to come back.." and that's why he's the greatest hero.

[@Alternative_Alba]

@@windghost2 Done

[@windghost2]

@@Alternative_Alba And I am also done.

[@MC_Guy]

He's lived a pain that would kill any normal person

[@bilelsmith6333]

Bit he is spider man so it's fine 😂

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

That's why he keep suffering because He can't just die

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

Spiderb"tch is a violent version of Him. She cut the kingpin's head off. Greusome.😮

[@Alternative_Alba]

@@bilelsmith6333 No it’s not fine. Bro can’t even let his already decayed old aunt die in peace. That’s how bad things are for Peter

[@evalirova]

In a vacuum i can see that ending being inspirational and uplifting to what Spider-Man symbolizes. Problem is, we are in 2023 and this just feels like Editorial's alibi, so people like Quesada, Dan Slott, Zeb Wells and whoever else is to come can keep unleashing the absolute torture porn garbage they have so far upon Peter. Now they can say "Oh yeah, but that's the point of Spider-Man!"

[@3rdBalance]

I think they should ***

[@Alternative_Alba]

I totally hate the writers!! They keep degenerating Peter’s intelligence & physically powers. Then they make him suffer so much. And every time Peter gets better & happy, the writers reset him, to keep him alive. Peter is on life support at this point

[@windghost2]

And that's why Across The Spider-Verse exists, to challenge these "Necessary" plot points and say that suffering isn't heroic and shouldn't be celebrated. I can't wait for Beyond.

[@elrenegat61]

Therapist : so Mr parker, why are you here today ? Peter : Because I'm depressed Therapist : and why are you depressed ? Peter : you don't wanna know ...

[@Shadow30.]

i can;t writh good commets so have this insted ( *)> / )

[@orlandobritt1460]

I mean a God like being that judged everyone in the world looked at his life an had to walk a way for a bit

[@KajiRider1997]

Then Miles and a whole bunch of spider nobobies crash in to the wall of the office

[@thecollector4753]

​@@orlandobritt1460When did this happen? Asking cuz that's something I gotta see.

[@taylordiamond]

The Fantastic 4 Spider-Man is actually my favorite underappreciated one and I'm glad to see him get some story. He basically took over as the leader of the Fantastic 4 in one timeline when Reed Richards dies. I can see why he isn't used often, but I'm glad he's getting some attention.

[@prolastmedia6171]

Spidey joining the fantastic four is always a great storyline. Future Foundation Spidey will always be one of my faves

[@Krypton853]

You forgot he lost Mary Jane again to a guy name Paul.

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

A.k.a. the cuckening

[@theender9928]

We don’t talk about Paul.

[@abdulazimnaushad]

Then Black Cat breaks up with him again coz their relationship was "too stable”?

[@Marc-oy2ph]

@@abrahammesrajecorrea2349 blame zeb wells..

[@knightstudio9985]

So in other words peter got NTR

[@Hugelag]

He got cloned, had an existential crisis on whether or not he was the clone, the clone died and came back, messed with his life, he eventually bonded with the clone and then the clone died again, traumatizing Peter probably.

[@maellesaliou5871]

And so much more crap heppened to Peter. He Got buried alive by Kraven, Body and live stolen by R. Octopus, Being mentally and physically tortured a lot of times by Green Goblin, and lets not forget the fucked shits that happned with Kindred and Chasm. And there's probably more that I've forgot

[@Alternative_Alba]

@@maellesaliou5871 Also let’s not forget how Spider Man is totally underrated, degenerated & mind broken by the writers. The biggest disrespect in Spider man’s history, is being killing by a mob of angry protesters.

[@xdomeman]

@@Alternative_Alba when did that happen?

[@Alternative_Alba]

@@xdomeman It happened in a X-man comic. Spidy was trying to stop the protest against mutants, and he got ganged up by a bunch of protesters, who killed Spidy without Spidy even trying to fight for himself

[@xdomeman]

@@Alternative_Alba old issue, I'm guessing?

[@blackbankai0354]

“Did I miss anything?” The answer is sadly yes, though none of us should go down that route. Also, the answer to his question is two words: “Marvel Editorial.”

[@Kenjan_editz]

Fr isnt spider man the same guy that got his entire body eaten by spiders and melted away like plastic

[@Kenjan_editz]

And harry made a device that swapped him and Peter and harry clapped Gwen’s cheeks and sent bro the video

[@chopidunxd]

You missed Paul and the Gwen Stacy & Norman Osborne incident was retconned (thankfully) and it was actually false implanted memory, while the children were clones (if I’m not wrong)

[@someguy2352]

No you’re right Mysterio retconned that away, thankfully. Harry even gets to roast his dad for thinking he could score Gwen.

[@makisbizarreadventure4669]

Imagine having to keep retconning because you keep getting bodied by his editorial

[@Alacaelum]

And THANK GOD for that. One of the few retcons in story that no one minded happening, quite the contrary, we were all glad.

[@acapitala4936]

​@@someguy2352 Mysterio's a real one for that. We gotta thank the illusion man.

[@ivanivan744]

Wait, Mysterio catfishing Norman into clapping his cheeks I'm aware of. But you mean to tell me Paul has been a figment of Peter's imagination? Nah, bring his ass to reality. If Peter can't give Mephisto the 12 pc. Family meal with drink then he can at least beat the crap out of this dude who's been gaslighting his wife

[@gojoisakitkatfr]

spiderman has probably been through tough shid in every universe, just because the writers hate him, they just deluding him fr

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

There's also him accidentally killing a mortally ill woman with a punch meant for wolverine who was basically trying to kill herself, getting beaten to death by morlun, and peters clone brother ben Riley dying more than once and getting turned into a villain. He got turned into a spider monster, got infected with ultron nanites i think?

[@trollmaster4523]

Writers keep forgetting that what makes Spiderman so determined is that despite all the hardships he have Aunt May and his (limited) friends to help him, heck even J. Jonah Jameson does care for Peter, nowadays its just dropping the biggest dump they can on Spiderman and the Web Head will take it and move on.

[@Underworlddream]

Lots of the writers need to get back to the roots of Spiderman to remember what made him special.

[@Alternative_Alba]

@@Underworlddream The problem is that Stan Lee is dead 💀. The writers have no idea how to use people to make the public feel better.

[@Liky.nas23]

Honestly I think they made him the most tragic to motivate people to still be friendly and neighborly just like our favorite web slinger no matter what we going through behind our mask and closed doors.🤷🏽‍♂️

[@bloodbrothers6556]

Maybe, but at some point, the tragedy definitely got lost in translation and in the end; he’s just suffering at this point.

[@somebody6235]

​@@bloodbrothers6556at this point i don't really want to relate to Spiderman and Just pity him

[@montelt7103]

There’s such a thing as toxic positivity, and what they’re going for is it.

[@darlalathan6143]

Actually, Stan Lee created Spider-Man's tragic life to make his comic more realistic than the more idealistic Silver Age DC comics. He invented the "capepunk" subgenre.

[@wander7812]

The problem is the fact that Spidey is popular so just like any popular hero, the studio forces the writers to come with a new story every month or so, forcibly. Writer comes in and out, and the working rule is; Put Spidey into suffering and drama. Make it as eye-catching as possible for better or for worse. Then from time to time they do some "self-aware" moment like this to lightly gaslight the audiance into, again, slowing down with the critizing on the conics. But Idk why marvel comic fans complain all the time but keep buying. Like you *showing your support,* basically telling the industry that the formula is working and you wanna see more.

[@camblongkaras782]

This happens in every piece of media and I hope it gets called out more. Lampshading is such a lazy and stupid tactic that tries to shield criticism by pointing out the ridiculousness of the premise. It doesn't do anything else to enhance the work, but people keep buying into it, that writers keep using it ad nauseam. Same thing with MCU.

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

So you’d rather they not be self-aware at all. Got it.

[@wander7812]

@@Joseph_Drew_III U fell for the Lampshading the comment above u is talking abt

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

@@wander7812 My reply was directed at both of you. Sure the current writing situation isn’t great, but what I mentioned would be worse. Period. No room to argue, so don’t even try.

[@wander7812]

@@Joseph_Drew_III Being stupid and not realizing its bad writing or gaslighting everyone as you are aware of it, but make sure people just forgives u cuz u tell them u know, but wont fix it. Yeah you right, Ive rather them not be self aware.

[@OND30]

That black suit with red eyes is damn cool

[@euforik21]

Agreed

[@Red-238]

Actually who is he?

[@reverbthevocal421]

@@Red-238Virtual-Boy Spider-Man.

[@acapitala4936]

​@@reverbthevocal421 Wait, so that cool suit is like legitimately a Spidey from a virtual boy game?

[@reverbthevocal421]

@@acapitala4936 Nah, I was just making a dumb joke.

[@Zadoksta]

Writers trying not to justify not giving him a break be like:

[@Viewtiful_Gamer]

Basically felt like he went on the Internet to ask for advice..

[@BlazinTre]

I relate to Black Suit Spidey here. With the Cancer. I beat it so he can.

[@davidakin3840]

thank God

[@phalnx2614]

I'm grateful that you made it bro, stay strong. 💪

[@xdomeman]

Stay strong

[@migwellington]

W

[@sangbartamaity7203]

AYE LEZ GOO

[@nerderonofficial]

Am I the only one who thinks it would've been absolutely hilarious if there actually WERE trillions of Spider-Men out there who were genuinely living their best lives, and mainline Peter just happened to be one of the ones who got dealt a shitty hand?

[@mylittleakuma]

You missed the part where goblin got the infinity stones and basically replayed Gwen's death over and over again with Peter having to hear her neck snap over and over again forever, quoting that it is his greatest creation.

[@euforik21]

Damn that’s a good one too

[@windghost2]

And then Norman erased his dad from existence because he couldn't properly handle him saying "I love you son." after a lifetime of abuse from him. But then that erased himself as well.

[@mylittleakuma]

@@windghost2 lmao bro had skill issue w that gaunlet

[@windghost2]

@@mylittleakuma He really did😂

[@Burning-Twilight]

I have always said Goblin is the most vile and scummiest of all of Peter's villains, this here just further solidifies that notion.

[@ashervibez]

Imagine your multiple different versions of yourself bully you and laugh at you, and you just take it. Because you're the worst version of yourself of all of them.

[@1ProAssassin]

Spiderman 616: Why does my life suck? Spiderman from other universes: Well it's not your fault but it is your fault for getting involved. Collectively the world is more happier than your sadness when bad things happen to you so, whatever. At least you don't have cancer... Spiderman 616: *Backs away slowly

[@legend3454]

When the writers hate you so much that even seeking counsel from yourself is a stressful experience.

[@dustinmaxwell259]

The truth is the writers/editors don't know how to handle a "happy Spiderman". They need to give him to DC so they can show them how it's done.

[@xdomeman]

Anything but that

[@thephenomenalalphaspider1451]

One of Stan Lee's greatest creations being sent over to DC would cause unknown amounts of backlashes that the fandom and company might never heal from.

[@silentnight6810]

Yeah no dc wouldn't do it any better. They do the same stuff marvel does to spiderman, to batman.

[@ryujin619]

You really think DC would treat Spider-Man any better?

[@Gojira.destroyingtokyo]

@@silentnight6810True but at least with Superman, they did a better job

[@ImYourS3npai]

You forgot that Carlie Cooper broke up with him and then became a human spider-person never to be seen again, Black Cat JUST broke up with him in the comics because they weren't the best version of themselves while dating. In the most recent Spider-Man comic, he becomes a goblin, he was cloned by Miles Warren, the Jackal and didn't even think he was Peter Parker for a while, Kamala Khan died in his arms.

[@dylansharp8471]

He became a goblin? AND hot more clones?

[@ImYourS3npai]

@@dylansharp8471 Just recently, a Kraven clone stabbed him with a spear containing Norman Osborn's sins that had been taken in by Dr. Kafka, the Queen Goblin. That story is still playing out. And I meant the Clone Saga from he 90's.

[@JamesTheTurnbull]

The one time MJ came back as a clone, got disintegrated in front of Peter, scarring him even further.

[@CatGirlAlena]

Well, in in the 90s Spider-Man the animated series, they showed a Spider-Man who has the perfect life, heck in that world even uncle Ben is still alive and he still becomes Spider-Man and is a billionaire with his own company and is engaged to be married, and I think even his parents are still alive too, also in the ultimate Spider-Man animated series Peter has a better life compared to all the other dimensions.

[@stu_1e]

After Peter accepted this, it was easier for him to become part of some Spider-Society thing that his time-displaced friend Miguel kept trying to get him to join.

[@obaolade1232]

The writers never gave Spidey a break

[@Wither_Strike]

I feel like literally everything in his life from the uncle ben moment could be construed as something bad, maybe not all of them rationally, but all of the things.

[@colintalukdar3767]

These writers always try so hard to be dark and griddy for no reason at all like bruh just give Peter a happy life, most people would want to see that anyway

[@jackhanver1420]

"Did I miss anything?" Me: Yes! You missed Paul!

[@nerdsoftheherd69]

The whole point of Spider-Man is that he’s always going through shit but he manages to get up on top and be happy and save people

[@qwefg3]

I can see the conversation now. Spider-man - Why does my life suck? others - Because the people in charge of the Marvel want you to suffer. They either get writers who hate you to write you or when they get a writer to give you what everyone else wants they cancel the series and then laugh at anyone who thinks Peter Parker is allowed to be happy!

[@adaman.shr.3538]

Remember the fans to holland's spiderman and their bitchy behavior to him being happy.

[@grega3611]

@@adaman.shr.3538he wasn’t happy. He was gaslit into being a sidekick and fighting superhumans as a minor

[@adaman.shr.3538]

@@grega3611 never said he wasn't just that he would choose that over loosing may and his whole friend group and all connections he have.

[@cprisykrypi9593]

had me crying ngl. going into the eye of the storm knowing what could happen and still having the feeling that u can’t stay down😢

[@pokerations]

at 0:05… that’s captain stacy ! anyways.. Love the video!

[@Sora-md1ye]

At this point the writers get off to putting Spiderman through the meat grinder multiple times, with a bigger grinder each time.

[@aureumsilentium6518]

And then they'll put the whole grinder in a bigger grinder and the whole thing in another even bigger grinder, which will eventually be thrown off the Brooklyn bridge.

[@williambyrd2895]

Spider-Man has a much needed conversation with himself. A LOT of himself

[@realtimenow]

“Do you see his face 😂?” “Of course not he’s wearing a mask”

[@theknightsofawesomeness2701]

0:55 yeah you missed out PAUL

[@euforik21]

yeah that was a blunder on my part...

[@pokerations]

@@euforik21rain stacy!

[@ExistensialSlacker]

It was never so blatant and depressing. At least not all the time. Spidey had real human problems and that made him so relatable and still he fought for good. Some MFs trying to do some social engineering, Take all the symbols that give you hope and degrade them. Spidey is the G.O.A.T. they'll NEVER do it. He'll get back up.

[@ginya276]

Man, those 3 Spider-Men are perfect to be the Judgement of the Spider-Verse who have problems from there stories.😃

[@VanwolfsterLycan]

There's other heroes in New York; let them take care of it while Peter can go live a happy life. Then again, Peter could maybe have a fetish for self-pain so...

[@rahuldalani4181]

agree

[@mitchhaelann9215]

You missed a few: He constantly has to test his own DNA and brew anti-serums every few years to make sure he doesn't mutate into a massive spider-monster. His college degrees were stripped from him and he's considered an academic pariah. He can never be sure he's the real him because he's got dozens of clones most of which have all his memories.

[@swishy1260]

Spider-Man is powerful enough to get himself out of most of these situations, it’s the writers that make ridiculous excuses to make his life shit

[@SunGawdRa]

If we were to list all the terrible things that you might have missed, which was amazingly comprehensive and thorough btw, it wouldn't be a speedrun. It'd be a months long Skyrim playthrough. Great video, too. That's what some writers/people don't get. It's not the tragedies exactly, it's that he keeps getting back up to be the best of us after each one.

[@ironspideravatar]

Bro this video was enjoyable af. You really learn a lot about yourself from stories like this

[@marcjustinpascasio9955]

For someone that can considered the face of Marvel, it's like their kink at this point torturing the guy lmao.

[@ghosttaki8547]

Spider-Men telling a Spider-Man to get thicker skin is insanity

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of Spider-Man Asks Himself Why His Life Is So Terrible... Momentum 100

[@william-WBG]

those spiderman decided to do a little trolling

[@lowfpsman]

Love how spiderverse gives peter strength, cause they all suffer same fate. And not being alone bearing this crest helps.

[@cameronkirk8518]

Man wanted to know what he was doing wrong and they really said “skill issue”.😂

[@geezer-kun6850]

For Spider-Man that come to show even when you do good things they don’t come back around, it gets worse

[@rivera229]

Which is some bull when you consider that even the Incredible Hulk gets some good things to come back around here and there. Almost every Marvel superhero gets some good to come back around. Spidey doesn't because the editors think his pain and suffering is what makes us like him, not all the other things that made his character great.

[@arandomthingintheabyss2062]

this gives off the funny idea that if any spiderman who actually had a good life got asked about there life and told the truth the other spidermen would laugh and say"ya nice joke"

[@Vali_Z4ne]

Let me add one more: PAUL!

[@CorbinHarrison1960]

The worst thing to happen to spider man? He beat a whole ass kryptonian. He beat Super Boy in the M vs DC cross over comics and no one ever brings it up.

[@TheMimReaper]

when a person with cancer tells you, your problems aren't that bad, you should listen.

[@mushi4112]

I still think it's bullshit that God tells your your pain isn't that bad 💀

[@JparsTheBot]

Those Spider-Man suits are so good tho

[@adrianrocha6844]

This story by Hickman and Chachetto was so great it makes me want a Spider-Man run by Hickman and I’m sick and tired of editorial fucking over Spider-Man thinking his life is nothing but misery sure in the past bad things would happen but there was a point to look forward to something that’s uplifting on how to make life better but nowadays it’s life suck’s nothing you can do I swear they need to change the people in the Spidey office immediately

[@daniilbelov8652]

Because his live is basically is? Like in this same story almost every fucking version of him gets shitted upon time and time again and their "hey, don't hang your nose!" seems like trying to cope with all this shit. Until new writers make his life not suck for, i dunno, about an year - then you can try and talk about being positive.

[@dylanmagararu3892]

Hickman writing Spider-Man would by unreal

[@qchopdawala6027]

Would you mind sharing the name of this comic?

[@adrianrocha6844]

@@qchopdawala6027 Amazing Fantasy #1000 the Johnathan Hickman story with Mark Chachetto is called you get it

[@mzakami3090]

You got what you asked. Hickman/Chachetto are working on the Ultimate Spider-Man reboot! 🙌🏾

[@silence_dais]

Remember when Peter was a High School teacher that was happily married, was best friends with most of the heroes in the Marvel Universe and didn't need to ask Satan to fix his dying aunt that specifically told him she was ready to go and be with his uncle again? Yeah, me neither.

[@1992holycrap]

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

[@EfingLego]

Amazing Fantasy #1000 by Jonathan Hickman and Marco Cecchetto. Its messed up not crediting the people that actually created the bloody issue.

[@dancooper4443]

Was looking for this. Thank you!

[@anthonystaton3740]

Zombie spiderman kept his morality while becoming a bloodthirsty monster causing him massive psychological damage and hating himself

[@ikoderusenju-1300]

Great intro but you missed the Morlun eye gauge thing😂

[@mrdude88]

616 Spider-Man thinks his life sucks but then he met other Spider-Men with a suckier life but have a better outlook on life.

[@robertoclemente7066]

You used a picture of the death of Captain Stacy for uncle Ben! 😂 Great video tho!

[@greendragon1226]

I feel like mainline 616 spiderman already knew that and didn't need to get reminded. If that was like a newer spiderman like just recently got his powers that'd make more sense

[@GumPunk]

"Everybody knows about Uncle Ben and Gwen Stacy" *shows a picture of captain stacy and gwen stacy*

[@mreggs7488]

getting told to hang it up by fantastic four spider-man is godly levels of disrespect

[@abdulazimnaushad]

Bro not even Supes and Bats suffer this much.

[@ancientking224]

1:33 - It's a Peter Parker. Traditional Spelling. Never before have I contemplated how to spell Peter Parker in alternative ways.

[@pokerations]

pet’r park’r? i can’t really think of any

[@someguy2352]

Peter B. Parker

[@someguy2352]

Or spider indias name that I can’t remember right now

[@Archive_7802]

@@someguy2352 Pavitr Prabhakar

[@itzYonko]

Peter D. Parker

[@The_Killah29]

"It's not about how ard you can get hit. It's about how to get his and keep going! That's how winnin' is done!" - Rocky Balboa

[@ralfdsouza-ko7dy]

He's life is bad because instead of solving his problems, he helps other people, even when he could let cops do their work. He puts the mask to run from the bad memories. But the more you run the worse it gets. People you love die, but life keeps going for everyone. Spider is not worse than your everyday guy, he's just worse than other heroes.

[@shubb-niggurath]

I feel like this comic is Peter talking to Marvel Editorial because they really enjoy ruining his life while everyone else is either happy or suffering out of the Editorial’s amusement…

[@MultiFirelover]

1:40 Okay but that Spider-Man on the left suit goes stupid, has to be in the next game fr

[@iexistnowhere5004]

There's an infinite number of both happy and sad spidermen.

[@maellesaliou5871]

So basically, the only way for Peter Parker to stop suffering would be to stop being Spider-man,

[@somekami3375]

It quote the Crimson Chin himself “ITS NOT ME! ITS THE WRITERS FAULT!”

[@dandragonz3483]

Did you miss anything? Yeah, anything related to the clone saga Genuinely great video though, love how you started it and love that comic lol

[@joshuamigel]

The only peter parker that legit was happy was the one in the Marvel spider man run I think. He is a teen and has a mutant girlfriend name chat. By far the best relationship peter had.

[@dream6562]

No there also was the one where he had both grandparents, but was killing other spidermen

[@MANGLORIOUS]

I feel like if they released a one shot comic of Peter just having *one good day* the fandom would be ballistic over it. Like, he doesnt even need to do hero work in it, it could just be him and MJ chilling on a date, and the worst thing that happens is that he spills coffee on himself. Imagine how fun explaining that to non-spiderman fans would be. Non-fan: But… all he does is go on a date, what’s the point? There’s no conflict. Spiderman fans: *he deserves a break, shhhhhhhhh*

[@Ga-Bo-Ot]

This is like you tell youre sickness to others patient in hospital.

[@nightmarecrimson9121]

So this could be a perfect counterargument against Miguel O'Hara

[@nash6568]

Funny that he usually only has a good life when he stops acting like what people define as a hero. So I guess the moral of being SpiderMan is that you have to abandon your ethics to be happy. …Wait what?

[@Knight_ISL]

Bro forgot that Spider-Man also witnessed 911 😭

[@DanielDeLeon69]

I Love Your Videos Bro!❤❤❤

[@euforik21]

Thank you so much. I appreciate you!

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

This reminds me of the ending of the 1994 series where Peter meets a version of himself in the Mark 1 Armor who is super successful and is engaged to Gwen Stacy and Uncle Ben never died. Implying that Peter is only miserable in the 616 universe.

[@terrencecarter1153]

Darn Spiderman has it rough but that shows how great he is

[@rivera229]

No it doesn't, it shows that the writers are gaslighting us, and Spidey.

[@vincentquintero9708]

hit by a drone

[@AresWing314]

Damn it! This is something I do not believe, but I need to hear about now. Thank You.

[@Rodiroess]

Spiderman is my favorite "cross bearer" type character