People wanting pins from human spider. Human spider: im gonna put some *dirt BALLS your eyes JAW*
@blitzerni6 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@bigdurks6 ай бұрын
why are you preaching Christianity in a meme video about balls?@@blitzerni
@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes6 ай бұрын
@@bigdurks with great faith comes great randomness..... about -balls- jesus....... JESUSBALLS
@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes6 ай бұрын
Dirtballs in your eyesjaw? DAMN RIGHT
@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan6 ай бұрын
@@blitzernithat's a cute preech, did your husband teach it to you? Also me: "I miss the part where that's my problem"
@Shake_Well_Before_Use6 ай бұрын
Bro Norman smiling was so well done
@ArchangelExile6 ай бұрын
He really enjoyed looking at Peter's hairy balls.
@TheCaptainSplatter6 ай бұрын
I lost it at that part.
@vaibhavyadav99126 ай бұрын
The sound of the zipper 💀
@gate7clamp6 ай бұрын
I was on the floor laughing
@isaaccraig8711Ай бұрын
He's a truly despicable man
@Jonathan_Collins6 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said, "Ballsacks are often disappointing."
@kidsshaw77396 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@ransomsdp6 ай бұрын
Unless they are big
@chaseginise89686 ай бұрын
@@ransomsdp fr
@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan6 ай бұрын
As a Russian man once said, "Give me balls!"
@Brandon-br7tc6 ай бұрын
@@ransomsdp And extra wrinkly
@RaguORagla6 ай бұрын
"With great balls comes great ballsibility". - Uncle Balls.
@Summon2566 ай бұрын
With great balls comes great dick!
@Arent_6 ай бұрын
Damn these voices have gotten sooo much better.
@blitzerni6 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@klausmikaelsonedits13586 ай бұрын
amen brother keep spreading the gospel @@blitzerni
@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan6 ай бұрын
AI voice app: "They love me 😀"
@Arent_6 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni why have you chosen to add thsi here? Was it because the comment was gaining traction? Or pure random itch to do so. Not compalining tho, preech my brotha.
@RedBoko20176 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni if jesus loves everyone, how come he lets people who don't share his beliefs be sent to eternal torture in hell? seems pretty hateful to me
@edaxdxdxdxdxproczskate00826 ай бұрын
The end got me when May said "Why Peter!", "Your balls are hairy!" and then unzipped Peter's pants.
@RockSmithStudio6 ай бұрын
"Oh my goodness! Oh that looks awful!" had me 🤣
@arash_the_author6 ай бұрын
@@RockSmithStudiohow did she even realize that his balls were hairy if they weren't out!?😂
@rhqqn446fjnnbbc6 ай бұрын
@@arash_the_authormaybe they were already talking about it
@arash_the_author4 ай бұрын
@@rhqqn446fjnnbbc then what's with her sudden realization and approach for his hairy balls!?
@sphinxtan91583 ай бұрын
@@arash_the_author the hair was sticking out😂
@SKMskm786 ай бұрын
1:10: Inspite of everything you've done for them eventually they will get hairy. My goodness I'm dying 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@liamn.76645 ай бұрын
0:52 i was not expecting that 💀💀
@BuiHieuDong6 ай бұрын
This just goes to show how undeniably good balls are that no character can resist.
@GuyPlayz_6 ай бұрын
“everywhere I go I see his face”
@ishm3574 ай бұрын
Balz's balls@@GuyPlayz_
@user-fm2qe1zi2d21 күн бұрын
screw your own balls
@hyper-230820 күн бұрын
This comment just goes to show how you're everywhere
@twmax65256 ай бұрын
I love how it’s part 2 and we’re still on the 1st movie. 😂😂
@philosotree58766 ай бұрын
Two parts of the balls series and we've barely even tapped the vastness of balls edits potential.
@twmax65256 ай бұрын
@@philosotree5876 (close up) Back to formula??
@bigdurks6 ай бұрын
gonna cry?
@ujjawalx74604 ай бұрын
@@bigdurksi am gonna put some balls in your eyes
@jarmoliebrand20056 ай бұрын
I do love how Betty looks down before her iconic “yes, I can see that”
@Alexeliomo6 ай бұрын
Because he's so proud of his big balls that he has to show it to everyone 😂
@ikshahed222 ай бұрын
Totally fit
@sorartificial6 ай бұрын
Peter: My balls are quite hairy. Norman: I, too, possess a pair of substantial hairy spheres.
@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes6 ай бұрын
40,000 YEARS, and we've barely tapped the potential of human balls
@ProductBasement6 ай бұрын
Your mom taps my balls' full potential every night
@user-kf5zh5rd8s6 ай бұрын
Lol😂
@wwalker17446 ай бұрын
Its insane how real it sounds
@thefighterinhades6 ай бұрын
What do you mean? This is the real deal right here.
@ellis84266 ай бұрын
Its insane how balls it sounds
@cyerosis6 ай бұрын
"My balls are hairy" "i missed the part where that's my problem"
@hunterkiller14405 ай бұрын
This is what AI voices were meant to be used for.
@TheGLfilms6 ай бұрын
That ending with smile omg! 😂😂😂
@GrindingRepublic6 ай бұрын
with great balls, comes the great responsibility
@JiMmY_JAM2106 ай бұрын
Green Goblin: "Peter! It's me! Spider-Man: "Mr. Osborn, you shaved your balls? Green Goblin : "It wasn't me! The Goblin made me do it! I had nothing to do with it! Don't let him shave my balls again!" 😂
@pacific7906 ай бұрын
BALLS is a very nice guy. I meet him on a daily basis. There is also his tall friend who sometimes becomes hard when touched. BALLS have created many lives, but no one credits him. So today, I want to thank all the Spiderman characters to realise his importance and love BALLS and also huge thanks to The Human Spider for spreading these beautiful words among people ❤
@LexoG335 ай бұрын
0:32 the quick look down
@mikeguidry25775 ай бұрын
1:33 scene is top tier as it gets
@Donbros6 ай бұрын
Best placement 0:40 well deserved 😂
@VoiceAnon6 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to have Spidey say "Oh balls" instead of "Oh great".
@doctordemon50764 ай бұрын
Or..."my balls" instead if "my back"?! ;)
@BeMasle6 ай бұрын
0:14 disappointed we didn't get the chance to see some photos of the balls 😢
@blitzerni6 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@chaseginise89686 ай бұрын
Fr bro 😔
@Alex169oАй бұрын
@@blitzernishut up
@arturs40245 ай бұрын
I love how concerced Norman is after May mentions Peter's hairy balls
@joaorafaeloliveira17816 ай бұрын
I like to imagine that The Human Spider can write an spiderman movie parody script with any given theme in five minutes
@IsmailAshraf-vv7ul6 ай бұрын
It shouldn’t be called the daily bugle it should be called the daily balls💀💀
@soribasylla41046 ай бұрын
The daily bulge
@davidgruzin82695 ай бұрын
Hairy bugle.
@allisfear95136 ай бұрын
This is too well done
@blitzerni6 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@sparklesunshine62636 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni I'm disappointed in you.
@allisfear95136 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni I know he does bro
@VALEn78124 күн бұрын
i missed the part where that's my problem
@Blitzyt7596 ай бұрын
1:09 the cruel ultimate truth
@doodguy44806 ай бұрын
“I’m something of a ball myself”
@_JM-4 ай бұрын
“in spite of everything you’ve done for them, eventually they’ll get hairy again”
@kusumdhyani86466 ай бұрын
Uncle Ben : with great balls comes great responsibilities
@koxhecker6 ай бұрын
I wonder who was more smiling at the end: Green Goblin or me
@stefanblumberg49286 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said: with great balls comes a pin.
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83346 ай бұрын
lol u only got hearted not pinned
@stefanblumberg49285 ай бұрын
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they wont pin you.
@vinayaknair70755 ай бұрын
Yea but good try
@ruzzodac6 ай бұрын
the last 7 seconds!! 1:40
@Depressi0n696 ай бұрын
Dude, the editing skills leveled up, almost didn't make any difference between this and the original dialogues
@jonathanalvarez77936 ай бұрын
The smack at 1:14 was priceless
@teja96815 ай бұрын
"Yes i can see that " ☠️☠️
@0_SLAPS6 ай бұрын
Bro smiling seeing he's unshaved balls 💀
@TigerChamp996 ай бұрын
Balls are the greatest thing in the Spider-Verse
@milk98176 ай бұрын
"With great ball comes great hairy"
@blitzerni6 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@ransomsdp6 ай бұрын
It feels good doesn’t it, the power, the hair, but you will lose yourself!
@blacklivesorblackvotes29856 ай бұрын
@@ransomsdp “I like having balls. It makes me happy!”
@SebasTian583236 ай бұрын
My name is Peter Parker, I have big balls.
@stapler9426 ай бұрын
Barry Zuckercorn looking at the Daily Bugle: "Those are balls."
@viophireseriyuu6 ай бұрын
Remembered seeing balls-man in the theatre, cried when hairy goblin finally shaved his balls at the end 😢
@blitzerni6 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83346 ай бұрын
@@blitzerniI don’t believe j Jesus
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83346 ай бұрын
@@blitzerniand stop forcing your religion upon others
@AnUntalentedAuthor6 ай бұрын
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334He isn't forcing you religion. He just wants us to have a nice day, don't be mean to him. Also, God loves you Mr. Atheist.
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83346 ай бұрын
@@AnUntalentedAuthor I don’t belive In god also he just spamming this for attention
@JustJeff__6 ай бұрын
Nah why the voices sound more realistic than before😭😭
@luxama1112316 ай бұрын
Just when I think you couldn’t make any more of this gold content, you produce a gem 😂
@Adam-tk6vn6 ай бұрын
We missed you man ❤
@blitzerni6 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@lilybelden94056 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni jesus sound lame. so i wont follow him.
@katarzynacibor93216 ай бұрын
and you watching video about balls congrats@@blitzerni
@bigdurks6 ай бұрын
I missed the part where that's my problem.
@Kenzupapi6 ай бұрын
“Oh that looks awful”
@mackchop32746 ай бұрын
I undeniably lost it at, “Is that why you don’t wipe your ass?”
@SMURF_EDITZ6 ай бұрын
They sound exactly like the characters
@GlassesnMouthplates6 ай бұрын
How the hell could Norman's edited smile look even creepier than Dafoe's original smile?
@user-yl3zj4gz3r6 ай бұрын
1:18 Hairy goblin: How many balls I'm holding? BallsMan: 2 hairy balls Hairy goblin: Wrong answer!!!
@JosephLamb19896 ай бұрын
Should've had aunt may say " you're balls are bleeding" lol
@LuciaGTAVI6656 ай бұрын
I laughed so much. Especially out od dad’s balls part. Fucking 10/10
@Brute-the-Brutality6 ай бұрын
This video just kept getting better.
@miguelbayonrivera24672 күн бұрын
This Balls-Man saga deserves 10 Oscars.
@Hurtle885hu8bu6 ай бұрын
Your ability to continue making new jokes out of the same scenes without getting stale is pretty impressive.
@fmpabxx7834Ай бұрын
0:50 I can't breathe!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sicparvismagna65266 ай бұрын
I love how Peter casually mentions that he met Hairy Goblin
@thesocialmediagame2 ай бұрын
I love to imagine that the human spider laughed his ass off thinking about Harry as a substitute for hairy
@ransomsdp6 ай бұрын
Peter: “I’m the hero I don’t get balls”
@bella-rolland6 ай бұрын
0:33 only conversation where Betty looking down makes sense
@OmegaIL6 ай бұрын
Hells, the voice overs are crazy good!
@Viilmo6 ай бұрын
"inspite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will get hairy again. Why bother" Truest lines I've heard in my live
@bullyingheroes6 ай бұрын
10/10 again! I fricking love this channel
@cymes826 ай бұрын
I was very shocked when it didn't transition into a manscaped ad. Massive -respect- balls , my friend.
@xxxxWYLDSTALLYNSxxxx4 ай бұрын
“In spite of everything you’ve done for them eventually they will get hairy again. Why bother?” - best quote ever 😂
@BADDRIVINGINCANADA6 ай бұрын
I've never had a stroke watching something this funny
@_abdul5 ай бұрын
That Goblin tap on the head always gets me. LoL.
@sockatume6 ай бұрын
Somehow this has the energy of both 2023 internet and 1997 internet
@Uberwenis6 ай бұрын
That last bit got me good
@shawnwilcowski6 ай бұрын
Lmao, the manscaped pun was phenomenal “ill male up the headlines”
@TheMeme882Ай бұрын
Mr. Ditkovich: “Balls? Balls? WHERES MY BALLS” Peter: “You’ll get your Balls when you fix this damn door”
@RetroDcsnd6 ай бұрын
Lmao, amazing video as always. Happy Holidays, Human Spider
@blitzerni6 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@MikeFrench1016 ай бұрын
That ending 😂
@danzstuff16 күн бұрын
“Yes, I can see that” is fucking insane😭😭
@GuyPlayz_6 ай бұрын
The human spider never disappoints
@handsomeDRAC6 ай бұрын
Why is this so funny? It's so stupid, but I can't stop cracking up through the whole thing.
@markholton46636 ай бұрын
U keep coming up with different funny videos about the same movies. It's impressive I would of ran out of ideas a long time ago
@filipondrej8045 ай бұрын
I had a fit of laughter.
@brothabubba6 ай бұрын
Incredible work. Thank you.
@ChaossX776 ай бұрын
These ai voices are impressive
@insectslayer13746 ай бұрын
truly some baller content of all time
@TheEndIsMan39216 күн бұрын
1:41 that smile is killing me !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cyanthehedgehog7776 ай бұрын
"somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and i dont got the sharpest balls in the shed"
@crawhey6 ай бұрын
that smile is priceless
@Not_Vkron5 ай бұрын
I am Peter Parker, I have Big Balls
@gavinlamp54266 ай бұрын
This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen
@mythillian6 ай бұрын
Hs: i dont want to pin your balls to a bulletin board flash Flash: i wouldnt want to pin my balls to a bulletin board neither!
@HanruFeng3 ай бұрын
You're an amazing creature, Boltzmann
@Sirmokey5 ай бұрын
Really amazing how you edited this
@whateverittakes9866 ай бұрын
Great balls of fire😂😂😂
@Jugnaut6 ай бұрын
Idea: Spider-Man but everyone hates Peter
@cymes826 ай бұрын
You just described *No way home* .
@Jugnaut6 ай бұрын
@@cymes82 I've never watched no way home
@seantindall89126 ай бұрын
Wow. This was really well done. Imagine a whole movie in this fashion lol
@halfblooddutchprince6 ай бұрын
Dude, I can't recommend this channel enough
@Arguvandal5 ай бұрын
"despite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will get hairy again" made me laugh hard