People wanting pins from human spider. Human spider: im gonna put some *dirt BALLS your eyes JAW*
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@bigdurks5 ай бұрын
why are you preaching Christianity in a meme video about balls?@@blitzerni
@WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago5 ай бұрын
@@bigdurks with great faith comes great randomness..... about -balls- jesus....... JESUSBALLS
@WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago5 ай бұрын
Dirtballs in your eyesjaw? DAMN RIGHT
@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan5 ай бұрын
@@blitzernithat's a cute preech, did your husband teach it to you? Also me: "I miss the part where that's my problem"
@Shake_Well_Before_Use5 ай бұрын
Bro Norman smiling was so well done
@ArchangelExile5 ай бұрын
He really enjoyed looking at Peter's hairy balls.
@TheCaptainSplatter5 ай бұрын
I lost it at that part.
@vaibhavyadav99125 ай бұрын
The sound of the zipper 💀
@gate7clamp5 ай бұрын
I was on the floor laughing
@isaaccraig8711Ай бұрын
He's a truly despicable man
@Jonathan_Collins5 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said, "Ballsacks are often disappointing."
@kidsshaw77395 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@ransomsdp5 ай бұрын
Unless they are big
@chaseginise89685 ай бұрын
@@ransomsdp fr
@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan5 ай бұрын
As a Russian man once said, "Give me balls!"
@Brandon-br7tc5 ай бұрын
@@ransomsdp And extra wrinkly
@RaguORagla5 ай бұрын
"With great balls comes great ballsibility". - Uncle Balls.
@Summon2565 ай бұрын
With great balls comes great dick!
@edaxdxdxdxdxproczskate00825 ай бұрын
The end got me when May said "Why Peter!", "Your balls are hairy!" and then unzipped Peter's pants.
@RockSmithStudio5 ай бұрын
"Oh my goodness! Oh that looks awful!" had me 🤣
@arash_the_author5 ай бұрын
@@RockSmithStudiohow did she even realize that his balls were hairy if they weren't out!?😂
@rhqqn446fjnnbbc5 ай бұрын
@@arash_the_authormaybe they were already talking about it
@arash_the_author4 ай бұрын
@@rhqqn446fjnnbbc then what's with her sudden realization and approach for his hairy balls!?
@sphinxtan91583 ай бұрын
@@arash_the_author the hair was sticking out😂
@SKMskm785 ай бұрын
1:10: Inspite of everything you've done for them eventually they will get hairy. My goodness I'm dying 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Arent_5 ай бұрын
Damn these voices have gotten sooo much better.
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@klausmikaelsonedits13585 ай бұрын
amen brother keep spreading the gospel @@blitzerni
@Nhabila_Cesaria_Ramlan5 ай бұрын
AI voice app: "They love me 😀"
@Arent_5 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni why have you chosen to add thsi here? Was it because the comment was gaining traction? Or pure random itch to do so. Not compalining tho, preech my brotha.
@RedBoko20175 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni if jesus loves everyone, how come he lets people who don't share his beliefs be sent to eternal torture in hell? seems pretty hateful to me
@twmax65255 ай бұрын
I love how it’s part 2 and we’re still on the 1st movie. 😂😂
@philosotree58765 ай бұрын
Two parts of the balls series and we've barely even tapped the vastness of balls edits potential.
@twmax65255 ай бұрын
@@philosotree5876 (close up) Back to formula??
@bigdurks5 ай бұрын
gonna cry?
@ujjawalx74603 ай бұрын
@@bigdurksi am gonna put some balls in your eyes
@BuiHieuDong5 ай бұрын
This just goes to show how undeniably good balls are that no character can resist.
@GuyPlayz_5 ай бұрын
“everywhere I go I see his face”
@ishm3574 ай бұрын
Balz's balls@@GuyPlayz_
@user-fm2qe1zi2d12 күн бұрын
screw your own balls
@hyper-230811 күн бұрын
This comment just goes to show how you're everywhere
@jarmoliebrand20055 ай бұрын
I do love how Betty looks down before her iconic “yes, I can see that”
@Alexeliomo5 ай бұрын
Because he's so proud of his big balls that he has to show it to everyone 😂
@ikshahed222 ай бұрын
Totally fit
@sorartificial5 ай бұрын
Peter: My balls are quite hairy. Norman: I, too, possess a pair of substantial hairy spheres.
@WindowsXP_logon_sound_25yrsago5 ай бұрын
40,000 YEARS, and we've barely tapped the potential of human balls
@ProductBasement5 ай бұрын
Your mom taps my balls' full potential every night
@user-kf5zh5rd8s5 ай бұрын
Lol😂
@liamn.76645 ай бұрын
0:52 i was not expecting that 💀💀
@cyerosis5 ай бұрын
"My balls are hairy" "i missed the part where that's my problem"
@wwalker17445 ай бұрын
Its insane how real it sounds
@thefighterinhades5 ай бұрын
What do you mean? This is the real deal right here.
@ellis84265 ай бұрын
Its insane how balls it sounds
@GrindingRepublic5 ай бұрын
with great balls, comes the great responsibility
@TheGLfilms5 ай бұрын
That ending with smile omg! 😂😂😂
@JiMmY_JAM2105 ай бұрын
Green Goblin: "Peter! It's me! Spider-Man: "Mr. Osborn, you shaved your balls? Green Goblin : "It wasn't me! The Goblin made me do it! I had nothing to do with it! Don't let him shave my balls again!" 😂
@pacific7905 ай бұрын
BALLS is a very nice guy. I meet him on a daily basis. There is also his tall friend who sometimes becomes hard when touched. BALLS have created many lives, but no one credits him. So today, I want to thank all the Spiderman characters to realise his importance and love BALLS and also huge thanks to The Human Spider for spreading these beautiful words among people ❤
@joaorafaeloliveira17815 ай бұрын
I like to imagine that The Human Spider can write an spiderman movie parody script with any given theme in five minutes
@VoiceAnon5 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to have Spidey say "Oh balls" instead of "Oh great".
@doctordemon50764 ай бұрын
Or..."my balls" instead if "my back"?! ;)
@BeMasle5 ай бұрын
0:14 disappointed we didn't get the chance to see some photos of the balls 😢
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@chaseginise89685 ай бұрын
Fr bro 😔
@Alex169oАй бұрын
@@blitzernishut up
@IsmailAshraf-vv7ul5 ай бұрын
It shouldn’t be called the daily bugle it should be called the daily balls💀💀
@soribasylla41045 ай бұрын
The daily bulge
@davidgruzin82694 ай бұрын
Hairy bugle.
@stefanblumberg49285 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said: with great balls comes a pin.
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83345 ай бұрын
lol u only got hearted not pinned
@stefanblumberg49285 ай бұрын
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they wont pin you.
@vinayaknair70755 ай бұрын
Yea but good try
@mikeguidry25774 ай бұрын
1:33 scene is top tier as it gets
@arturs40245 ай бұрын
I love how concerced Norman is after May mentions Peter's hairy balls
@Depressi0n695 ай бұрын
Dude, the editing skills leveled up, almost didn't make any difference between this and the original dialogues
@allisfear95135 ай бұрын
This is too well done
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@sparklesunshine62635 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni I'm disappointed in you.
@allisfear95135 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni I know he does bro
@VALEn78114 күн бұрын
i missed the part where that's my problem
@kusumdhyani86465 ай бұрын
Uncle Ben : with great balls comes great responsibilities
@doodguy44805 ай бұрын
“I’m something of a ball myself”
@Donbros5 ай бұрын
Best placement 0:40 well deserved 😂
@koxhecker5 ай бұрын
I wonder who was more smiling at the end: Green Goblin or me
@viophireseriyuu5 ай бұрын
Remembered seeing balls-man in the theatre, cried when hairy goblin finally shaved his balls at the end 😢
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83345 ай бұрын
@@blitzerniI don’t believe j Jesus
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83345 ай бұрын
@@blitzerniand stop forcing your religion upon others
@AnUntalentedAuthor5 ай бұрын
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334He isn't forcing you religion. He just wants us to have a nice day, don't be mean to him. Also, God loves you Mr. Atheist.
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna83345 ай бұрын
@@AnUntalentedAuthor I don’t belive In god also he just spamming this for attention
@Blitzyt7595 ай бұрын
1:09 the cruel ultimate truth
@0_SLAPS5 ай бұрын
Bro smiling seeing he's unshaved balls 💀
@teja96814 ай бұрын
"Yes i can see that " ☠️☠️
@jonathanalvarez77935 ай бұрын
The smack at 1:14 was priceless
@ruzzodac5 ай бұрын
the last 7 seconds!! 1:40
@_JM-4 ай бұрын
“in spite of everything you’ve done for them, eventually they’ll get hairy again”
@JustJeff__5 ай бұрын
Nah why the voices sound more realistic than before😭😭
@stapler9425 ай бұрын
Barry Zuckercorn looking at the Daily Bugle: "Those are balls."
@TigerChamp995 ай бұрын
Balls are the greatest thing in the Spider-Verse
@mackchop32745 ай бұрын
I undeniably lost it at, “Is that why you don’t wipe your ass?”
@hunterkiller14405 ай бұрын
This is what AI voices were meant to be used for.
@SebasTian583235 ай бұрын
My name is Peter Parker, I have big balls.
@GlassesnMouthplates5 ай бұрын
How the hell could Norman's edited smile look even creepier than Dafoe's original smile?
@luxama1112315 ай бұрын
Just when I think you couldn’t make any more of this gold content, you produce a gem 😂
@Adam-tk6vn5 ай бұрын
We missed you man ❤
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@lilybelden94055 ай бұрын
@@blitzerni jesus sound lame. so i wont follow him.
@katarzynacibor93215 ай бұрын
and you watching video about balls congrats@@blitzerni
@bigdurks5 ай бұрын
I missed the part where that's my problem.
@JosephLamb19895 ай бұрын
Should've had aunt may say " you're balls are bleeding" lol
@LexoG335 ай бұрын
0:32 the quick look down
@Kenzupapi5 ай бұрын
“Oh that looks awful”
@user-yl3zj4gz3r5 ай бұрын
1:18 Hairy goblin: How many balls I'm holding? BallsMan: 2 hairy balls Hairy goblin: Wrong answer!!!
@xxxxWYLDSTALLYNSxxxx4 ай бұрын
“In spite of everything you’ve done for them eventually they will get hairy again. Why bother?” - best quote ever 😂
@SMURF_EDITZ5 ай бұрын
They sound exactly like the characters
@LuciaGTAVI6655 ай бұрын
I laughed so much. Especially out od dad’s balls part. Fucking 10/10
@milk98175 ай бұрын
"With great ball comes great hairy"
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@ransomsdp5 ай бұрын
It feels good doesn’t it, the power, the hair, but you will lose yourself!
@blacklivesorblackvotes29855 ай бұрын
@@ransomsdp “I like having balls. It makes me happy!”
@Hurtle885hu8bu5 ай бұрын
Your ability to continue making new jokes out of the same scenes without getting stale is pretty impressive.
@sicparvismagna65265 ай бұрын
I love how Peter casually mentions that he met Hairy Goblin
@bella-rolland5 ай бұрын
0:33 only conversation where Betty looking down makes sense
@Viilmo5 ай бұрын
"inspite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will get hairy again. Why bother" Truest lines I've heard in my live
@thesocialmediagameАй бұрын
I love to imagine that the human spider laughed his ass off thinking about Harry as a substitute for hairy
@ransomsdp5 ай бұрын
Peter: “I’m the hero I don’t get balls”
@Brute-the-Brutality5 ай бұрын
This video just kept getting better.
@_abdul5 ай бұрын
That Goblin tap on the head always gets me. LoL.
@cyanthehedgehog7775 ай бұрын
"somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and i dont got the sharpest balls in the shed"
@mythillian5 ай бұрын
Hs: i dont want to pin your balls to a bulletin board flash Flash: i wouldnt want to pin my balls to a bulletin board neither!
@fmpabxx7834Ай бұрын
0:50 I can't breathe!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@adhilsheik88485 ай бұрын
40,000 years of evolution and we’ve barely scratched Deez balls’ potential.
@shawnwilcowski5 ай бұрын
Lmao, the manscaped pun was phenomenal “ill male up the headlines”
@danzstuff7 күн бұрын
“Yes, I can see that” is fucking insane😭😭
@GuyPlayz_5 ай бұрын
The human spider never disappoints
@Arguvandal5 ай бұрын
"despite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will get hairy again" made me laugh hard
@TheGrievousChannel222 күн бұрын
Mr. Ditkovich: “Balls? Balls? WHERES MY BALLS” Peter: “You’ll get your Balls when you fix this damn door”
@BADDRIVINGINCANADA5 ай бұрын
I've never had a stroke watching something this funny
@chuchuman11635 ай бұрын
I'm a little surprised The Human Spider made a part 2 to this video. 😮
@Jugnaut5 ай бұрын
Idea: Spider-Man but everyone hates Peter
@cymes825 ай бұрын
You just described *No way home* .
@Jugnaut5 ай бұрын
@@cymes82 I've never watched no way home
@TheEndIsMan3927 күн бұрын
1:41 that smile is killing me !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cymes825 ай бұрын
I was very shocked when it didn't transition into a manscaped ad. Massive -respect- balls , my friend.
@OmegaIL5 ай бұрын
Hells, the voice overs are crazy good!
@Not_Vkron5 ай бұрын
I am Peter Parker, I have Big Balls
@Uberwenis5 ай бұрын
That last bit got me good
@bullyingheroes5 ай бұрын
10/10 again! I fricking love this channel
@sockatume5 ай бұрын
Somehow this has the energy of both 2023 internet and 1997 internet
@ChaossX775 ай бұрын
These ai voices are impressive
@insanity_gaming29275 ай бұрын
I have big balls *"Yes, I can see that"* Bro has killed montage studio💀💀💀
@obombomattatetrahondamog1461Ай бұрын
'Is that why you don't wipe your ass?' LOL
@smokeymcbongwater4 ай бұрын
I know you probably don't get sponsors but getting a sponsor from mandscaped would be perfect for this video😂😂
@jayquanpov94864 ай бұрын
“I’m Peter Parker, I have big balls” 👀 yes, I can see that 😂😂😂😂
@handsomeDRAC5 ай бұрын
Why is this so funny? It's so stupid, but I can't stop cracking up through the whole thing.
@SlapbattlesGuy7415 ай бұрын
With big balls, come great Balls.
@ProductBasement5 ай бұрын
"Cash money for pictures of balls" 5 minutes later, he has 4 trillion pictures
@murrayshekelberg97545 ай бұрын
Peter has balls only a mother could love
@oolooo5 ай бұрын
Spider-Man if every character was my self-insert:
@Xlos10485 ай бұрын
“The power of the balls..in the palm of my hand..”
@RetroDcsnd5 ай бұрын
Lmao, amazing video as always. Happy Holidays, Human Spider
@blitzerni5 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you and died a painful death on a cross for our sins so we don't have to be doomed to hell, but instead receive eternal life with him if we choose to turn away from our sins and try our best to follow and obey him, he desires to give you peace and redemption🙏🏿❤❤
@MikeFrench1015 ай бұрын
That ending 😂
@brothabubba5 ай бұрын
Incredible work. Thank you.
@longhairedcello41094 ай бұрын
"why peter! your balls are hairy!" gets me every time
@markholton46635 ай бұрын
U keep coming up with different funny videos about the same movies. It's impressive I would of ran out of ideas a long time ago
@nothanks34005 ай бұрын
Spiderman 3, Betty tells Peter that his balls are so good instead of shots. 😂😂😂