Spider-Man trilogy but he always needs money

[@johnnydutch2964]

Me: "alright Mr. Spider" The Human Spider: "That's crap. Robbie, here's your comment one." The Human Spider: "I'll give you a heart for it." Me: "A pin" The Human Spider: "That's outrageous! Done."

[@SpruceCampbell]

Ms Brandt give this man a PIN, the Human Spider the MONEY and throw in a bar of SOAP

[@milk9817]

"How's the pin?" You: "So good"

[@johnnydutch2964]

@Darth Grievous Uhh... I made it

[@JimboLimbo6911]

I know what the pin feels like, feels good, the power everything, but you'll lose yourself

[@nathanchishi7245]

This man stole my pin and his still out there

[@Xlos1048]

“With great money comes great financial stability..”

[@AdovianDones]

Lmfao allegedly

[@kavtind]

4:45 I love how Peter invites MJ to an expensive, fancy restaurant just to ask if he could borrow $100.

[@danalyze]

It's easier that way :)

[@saberiandream316]

Peter Parker Logic

[@am_rbeer]

He?

[@DanMc-it1yk]

He probably had her pay for the dinner and picked out the most expensive shit he could, that'd be a believable move in league with his character

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Language nitpick: He borrows. She lends.

[@pulkitgupta7863]

Peter's such a kind person. He didn't ask Harry for money at his father's funeral.

[@yukiteru9099]

I literally spit my water when I saw this comment lmao

[@FaustinoKujo]

I missed the part where that's my problem

[@iwhan2bcumamucholuchowr4st56]

I need that money

[@SoothyLyrics]

this comment is hilarious 😂🤣

[@JUSTANDORDINARYGUYONINTERNET]

He has manners

[@domacleod]

"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money. This is my curse." - Me too, Parker, me too.

[@Cristopher.C]

"Day by day I need that money" one of the most famous and beautiful poems of history

[@hxppythxughts7149]

Life in a nutshell

[@t.vampiro4800]

Its one of the greatest lines ever written

[@NewJerseyNets11]

Lmfaooooo

[@theonetruezog555]

Truly one of the poems of all time

[@frustationoverloaded5976]

😂

[@MarianHassan-x4e]

"I read all your research on MONEYY" is golden

[@Jacobflamecaster]

“I wonder how much I’ll have to pay?” I died

[@mustafalegendyt4243]

Yea it was hilarious 😂

[@anonymousguy7005]

😂

[@comicedits82]

Best moment of the video🤣🤣🤣

[@tingtingwang4582]

Soooo funnnnnnnnyyyyyyy

[@tingtingwang4582]

XD

[@ravis6534]

Harry: spiderman has to pay Peter: I wonder how much I've to pay 😂😂

[@peterkukuc8217]

193 likes no comment? let me fix that "joke"

[@Lesgobruh]

@@peterkukuc8217shut up bot

[@Juzproo]

I died there 😂🤑🤑

[@inkheartblue8707]

Peter : But Harry , Spider-Man’s broke

[@Lil_Douche]

😂😂😂

[@sumanbhattacharjee1100]

Mad respect to Aunt may for opening the door 3 times and saying the same line.Such a natural acting

[@yamete_kudasai6969]

Aunt of all time

[@sumanbhattacharjee1100]

@Hate Speech Your mom's room door

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Not to mention she was wearing the same exact clothes and the same hairstyle each time.

[@sagemunafo]

Ohhh Peter…. Ohhhhh

[@lazypal]

@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast She definitely needs that money

[@Union_Jack_official]

I love how whenever he threatens people with a gun, they don't act intimidated, they just go with the flow.

[@NobleGamer0117]

As a wise man once said: *I NEED THAT MONEY!*

[@thatmexicanguy2989]

With great money, comes great big booty bitches

[@jettfighterii8050]

@Not RickroII 🅥 two bots fighting each other lol

[@pulkitgupta5749]

@@jettfighterii8050 14,000,605 years of evolution & we've barely even understood the spamming level of these bots

[@jettfighterii8050]

@@pulkitgupta5749 lol

[@Ablackthing]

I missed the part that's my problem

[@beforedawnYGO]

"If you need the shots I'll take the staff job. Double the money." Underappreciated line

[@animace626]

Ditkovic is really helping Peter here. Such a heartfelt moment.

[@pulkitgupta5749]

He's gonna make Peter his son-in-law

[@phantomgamer4463]

He is a good man

[@daplayer1098]

relationship goals

[@t.vampiro4800]

Hes my favorite character

[@jokerpilled2535]

@@phantomgamer4463 he’s good money

[@nutter789]

6:38 we all said it! I NEED THAT MONEY. Classic, this doesn't get old

[@mattipontinen8696]

Gotta love how happy Aunt May gets everytime Peter gets the money

[@ClaustroPasta]

Also when he confessed to murder lol

[@danielsanchezgomez882]

@@ClaustroPasta He said that Flint Marco was killed the night before, so he didn't really confess to murder

[@mattipontinen8696]

@@danielsanchezgomez882 True. Spiderman killed him

[@Jurassic94Wolf]

Except when he takes her money

[@danielsanchezgomez882]

@@mattipontinen8696 Yeah I know

[@Sage_208]

3:14 casually returning the money

[@Ultimate_Bully]

"With great power comes great Money" - Bully Maguire

[@bullymaguire921]

That’s us?🤨🤨

[@Ultimate_Bully]

@@bullymaguire921 Oh boy Yeah😌

[@bullymaguire921]

@ᗩᗪᗪY M. no please Don’t say that😢

[@vinnime8768]

Rent ?

[@BlueSolosW]

@@bullymaguire921 I missed the part where that’s my problem.

[@hermantoenrico929]

4:20 jameson shocked

[@deeznuts-ss2ed]

His face changed so fast😂

[@brucelau2023]

“Day by Day, I need that money” one of the most impactful poems ever from the Money Man

[@rivansan]

Im just pissed she didn't let him finish... we got robbed! I NEED THAT POEM!

[@ellis8426]

Day by day- Don't start..

[@IsmailAshraf-vv7ul]

In 7:10 it just kills me when Peter just says that 100 bucks means everything to him 😂😂😂

[@ahmadishak6645]

Well, the ads said three thousand

[@MJWolverine21]

As I said earlier, Sam Raimi didn't realize what a timeless masterpiece he was developing 23yrs ago.

[@manuelalejandrohernandezay8235]

Still he needed that money 😆

[@DunkYTP]

21 years ago

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

@@DunkYTP Maybe he started 2 years earlier, but I don't know. I know the movie was released in 2002.

[@underethanhunt]

Holy cow I just realized it was that long ago!!!

[@Spartan11117777]

The Guy literally came back because he needed that Money.

[@amitavasengupta5580]

2:40 Peter's expression said it all

[@ItsKindaWeirdBro...]

😂😂

[@HellGrimo]

The Dollar-Man is the strongest version of Bully Maguire yet, to make Mr Ditkovich to give him his money back.

[@APOXAND]

Even the where-is-my-rent-man gave up to dollar-man

[@officialSimontetsuo]

2:10 Dollar-man turned into Pinocchio

[@otteotte7698]

"I need that money!" "Yes. I can see that!" 🤣 Your creativity with this stuff amazes me every time.

[@Weaklytune]

LMAO!!!

[@mechadoggy]

My favorite part was 1:55

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

The prophet motive. Never fails.

[@gkiss2030]

This almost stops the "Everyone's horny" version, where he says to Betty, "I want a ***job", and she replies with "yes, I can see that". Almost :)

[@coltenneath2404]

“Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money. This is my curse.” Same Petey same.

[@crimsondeception]

Jameson is so terrified of Bully Maguire that he keeps him employed and pays him 3,000 for each set of photos instead of going to the authorities

[@changer_of_ways_999]

Well, have you seen the state of the justice system lately? They probably wouldn't do shit anymore. lol. Gotta love New York.

[@gizel4376]

peter could say Jameson is spiderman and he would go to jail for stealing all that money, be carefull when you go to the police, the result can be quite unexpected sometimes...

[@mr.heisenberg6517]

3:09 Dollar- Man: I'm really sorry Mr. Ditkovich you know all I got is this twenty for the rest of the week Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!* Dollar-Man: I need that money! Mr. Ditkovich: *AHHHHH!*

[@LalisaManoban-ng2fp]

"You could make more money selling your ass" That shit literally cracks me up

[@changer_of_ways_999]

"Why so interested?" "I'm not" *Return of Pinocchio Nose* He wanted to pimp dat ass out.

[@aliadeeb6859]

Next scene is MJ singing "They say that selling your ass is wonderful. It's wonderful, so they tell meeeee'

[@nullbeyondo]

he be spittin facts tho

[@underethanhunt]

I brought the likes to 666 yussss

[@already_taken0]

*with my like the likes of this comment will be 669* >:)

[@Everyruleofzone]

7:44 flint Marko the man who stole my money he was killed last night holy😂

[@xjserpent7665]

“Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money.” Too real…

[@BullyHemsworth]

"Spider-Man will pay" "I wonder how much I will have to pay" THIS IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION

[@Lunatic89097]

In this day and age, Peter is becoming much more relatable!

[@changer_of_ways_999]

Inflation's a bitch, especially in NYC.

[@JabamiLain]

Right !?

[@rivansan]

Good old spiderzoomer :D

[@TooFlyNico]

This was actually one of my favorite ones yet. *“Haven’t you heard? I need that money”*

[@spookish4167]

That line flowed so well

[@HazbinHotelStaff]

“Whatever life holds in store for me. I’ll need money.” That’s very relatable.

[@APOXAND]

Hi, put the money in the bag

[@HazbinHotelStaff]

@@APOXAND “I need that money”

[@APOXAND]

I missed the part where thats my problem

[@HazbinHotelStaff]

@@APOXAND Imma put Sum dirt in your eye

[@APOXAND]

Look at little Rockin Blaze junior, gonna cry?

[@danalyze]

Peter doesn't care who's dying.. He NEEDS that money!

[@y2jy2j67]

40000 years of evolution and we’ve barely even tapped the vastness of money potential

[@Lucifermorningstar43210]

true

[@Advokaiser]

40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of *needing that money* potential.

[@orllop620]

Yet you didn't evolution 😐

[@Lucifermorningstar43210]

@@orllop620 *evolve

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

If Peter Parker went around asking every resident of New York City for money, and each person gave him at least a dollar, then he would be a multi-millionaire.

[@horkie]

4:07 is the funniest fucking moment ive ever had in my life hooooooooooooly shit. PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAAAAAG

[@austinross1825]

He said it so kindly too 😂

[@Vishal-gq9dq]

I've never seen Peter's grandma this happy until he got that money

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

Grandma?

[@andytu1026]

@Vishal-gg9dq That's Aunt May 😕

[@jotarouchiha5950]

Aunt

[@Lil_Douche]

Like roommates living in a trailer park 😂😂😂

[@mamafaizahabubakar5395]

0:54 lol that savage the money guys say "i missed the part where thats my proplem"

[@kartikeyakavia8253]

We should all thank this guy at 0:58 who refused to pay Peter to give him his 300 dollars for creating the great personalities we today know as the " guy who missed the part where it was his problem" and the "money man".

[@Jack1994hoo]

the ad said $3000

[@selena3467]

​@@Jack1994hoo I missed the part where that's my problem

[@jorgedavid2568]

"Listen, I was thinking if you could let me a hundred bucks..." 😂😂

[@she-venom9842]

Bully Maguire and Mr Krabs would be legendary battle for money!

[@FUTUREXD11]

@What bot xd

[@BeneluxProjects2020s]

And Scrooge McDuck

[@Lunatic89097]

@@BeneluxProjects2020s Scrooge wins because he can dive into a pool of gold coins like water. That's some serious Toon Force power.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Yes but krabs would have charged people each time he saved their lives.

[@AetheriusLamia]

unstoppable force meets immovable object

[@Brandon_Renegade]

"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will need money" Lmao you've got that right 🤣😂🤣

[@JaeCole1]

5:58 This scene always cracks me up.

[@mobilelegendsmemes]

If only Green Goblin knew that Peter only needed money, then he would've just bribed Peter with Oscorp's remaining funds then rule the World.

[@Sherlawk]

He should have thought of that earlier.

[@gizel4376]

@@Sherlawk he knew it, but they were both greedy, Peter asked for more money, green goblin refused

[@APOXAND]

6:16 i got the money Oooooh peter

[@RaimaNd]

"I'll need money, this is my curse" I can relate.

[@KWitDaDot0913]

“It’s Mj ,I’m gonna ask her money” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@-Raylight]

*"Say my name"* *"Dollar man"* *"You're goddamn right"* Heisenberg would be proud xD

[@romasliv]

"You got my name wrong is 'the human dollar'"

[@U.N.S.C]

​@@romasliv I missed the part where that's my problem

[@Carl-u3f]

7:35 bro did him dirty😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl]

1:00 looks so convincing!! Excellent editing!!

[@Matt-qd1wq]

I hadn’t laughed that hard in years. Absolutely amazing.

[@shadowguygaming5396]

1:54 got me laughing so hard

[@karthiksubramanian2279]

JJJ calling 3000 dollars outrageous and proceeds to pay him the same is hilarious 😂😂

[@RedWeather2004]

I can't re-watch the trilogy seriously after seeing this lol

3:00 Pure gold man… Pure gold

[@danielkelleyhoward]

I’m gonna say it. This is the best Spider-Man edit I’ve ever seen. Had me laughing out loud the whole time 😂

[@wheezerYT]

Otto: "You're getting on my nerves." Peter: "You're robbing the bank - I need that money!" Otto: "Not anymore." Peter: "Oh boy, yeah!"

[@Darknes_Cyberblade]

ur editing is so smooth and it just feels real

[@ForBidden_Ash]

1:08 This is the moment when Peter became PeterBurg

[@AwonbaKeisham]

7:20 The ad said three thousand😂😂🤣Iam dying🤣🤣

[@thenamelessraven0319_boneless]

its your friendly neighbourhood spiderman ❌Money Man✅ cause he NEEDS that money 😂

[@RAD-LTF]

7:04 what is that cursed image

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

It’s flint marko’s mugshot

[@Where_is_Logic]

3:25 It makes perfect sense if you know L'Hopital rule it firstly invented by Bernoulli later on Bernoulli sold his formula to L'Hopital because he wants that money

[@assassincodm8450]

4:26 it's MJ..I'm gonna ask her money xd

[@deeznutz-e3y]

Yes!

[@TheMamaluigi300]

2:16 “Are you in? Or are you out?” “Out, Gobbie. Out of money.” Oh yeah, got one more: *Mr Ditkovitch grabs Peter’s money when he presents it to him* “Take your hand off my money.”

[@keeganstormblade5456]

1:20 And just like that, all of Peter's debt problems ceased to exist

[@Pax.YouTube]

Taking a shot every time "money" is mentioned.

[@Hepheat75]

The part where he robbed Aunt May was gold.

[@Bori4ello]

Phrase of my life : I need that money!

[@Bori4ello]

And.....Day by day.....I need that money!

[@tvrkrishnamurthy8503]

1:33 Petter : I need that money ! Betty brant :yes I can see that🤣

[@saimgamereverythingyt1556]

🤣

[@EVC_789]

😂😂😂😂

[@nisargmore]

Damn that fits hilariously perfect.😂😂😂

[@b.-m.p.3111]

5:25 i love how you can hear the Ditkovich music as he says that 😂😂😂

[@Kallmewhite]

2:45 terrible measures in terrible situations

[@MTECHINDUSTRIES2022]

He's in migrant filled new york with the highest cost of living, of course he always needs money

[@AliAbbas-lj7ov]

5:34 This is so fucking underrated 😂😂😂

[@Weaklytune]

LMAO

[@EthanIsIt]

His poem is very inspiring

[@kyleafmedia]

The way he says “MONEY” so aggressively lmfao

[@arkazz1813]

7:19 "The ad said 3 thousands", said Spidey calmly.

[@tahhams12]

3:15 what a kind landlord, giving free rent

[@Idkwhattoputhere...306]

1:42 Man,the daily bugles info on newspapers is off the charts!They know where the real cash are at,taking money,and Using justice as an excuse!Truly brilliant.

[@AXDefender]

Sounds like humanity on a whole.

[@realStinger]

"You could make more money selling your ass" Bruh I died 😂😂🤣🤣

[@APOXAND]

Why so interested she said

[@Weaklytune]

LMAOOOO!!

[@OMGestoyborracho]

Now, I don’t want to wake sleeping giants and I’m not 100% sure but… I think he needs that money.

[@tomlee3084]

That smile on his mugshot 7:04 😂👍🏻

[@APOXAND]

He does that smile when he steals money

[@noxxx6676]

😂😂😂

[@ryxnae]

5:08 the part where my soul almost left my body by laughing.

[@zayedemon7924]

"Whatever life holds in store for me I'll always need money" quote of decades

[@irresponsibleidiot3748]

I never knew I had so much in common with Spiderman.

[@albinjose2310]

Buddy your creativity is next level.If someone gives you a story I think you can make 100s of movies based on that

[@kevinsuleymanov1845]

100s of movies? The ad said 3000.

[@austinross1825]

@@kevinsuleymanov1845I missed the part where that’s my problem

[@Captainsting]

Sandman literally having a "penny" got me 😂

[@kitkat47chrysalis95]

"whatever life has in store for me, i will need money this is my curse" me too bro, me too. we are all cursed like this.

[@nbayungboi3269]

3:35 American tax payer vs American Healthcare

[@parsasalarkia2234]

2:34 Omg that one got me the most💀💀💀

[@saimgamereverythingyt1556]

☠️

[@samoliver3242]

I wonder how much I will have to pay...

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

5:15ish about this got me laughing with "dead serious" followed by that edit

[@sebastianshow9065]

The way he says "I NEED THAT MONEY" Is absolutely HILARIOUS 😂

[@sohamjog2984]

Can't stop appreciating this man's efforts and sense of humor❤

[@HoDoBoDo]

"I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this cash!" ~Bully Maguire probably Edit: I was close to the actual line in the video, I thought I was original, but The Human Spider beat me to it.

[@inferno4542]

Beat meat to it

[@AlexanderHamilton-tj7ub]

This is the most perfect thing in all of human history, "I need that money" will forever stay with me.

[@egg-iu3fe]

7:58 nearly all humans relate to that

[@realmczappa]

6:27 YOOOO that’s some next level genius shit

[@khlaxgaming8648]

It's so wholesome that aunt May is always supportive of Peter, even when he's gonna ask MJ for money 😂