Spider-Man but he puts dirt in everyone's eyes

[@TheHumanSpiderr]

Part two here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGismaGjophootk

[@MadNastyGAMER]

Make the dirt man trilogy

[@new-bp6ix]

freak MAN

[@ItEatEar]

"Peter, don't put dirt in harry" That part is gold

[@goldenaussie4748]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@rileywhalen6554]

Bully: “thanks for my next target”

[@srk77777]

Sss

[@DagreenApple]

then bully Maguire : i missed the part where thats my problem

[@sushs7991]

Really funny part 🤣🤣🤣

[@dantetetete]

Sandman: "I'm gonna turn into sand, and I can even fly" Dirtman: "I'm gonna put some dirt in people's eyes"

[@EBGamez1]

769th like :)

[@lightningpenguin8937]

Everyone says Dirt-man 2 is the best bully movie ever made, but it was Dirt-man 1 that made that all possible.

[@okiedouk]

Dirt man 1 walked so Dirt man 2 could run.

[@TeamStudNation1280]

Nah, Dirt-Man 3 was easily the best one in the series

[@okiedouk]

@@TeamStudNation1280 lmao only hardcore fans like Dirt man 1

[@jackboneart]

A lot of people say Tom holLAND is the best dirt-man, but everyone knows it's actually Tobey Manure. Andrew garFIELD did do a great job in No Way Loam though

[@goldenaussie4748]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@rayeed2173]

1:58 "Dont put dirt in Harry" That was perfect

[@TBAG]

''you've thrown your last dirt, Dirt-Man'' 😂😂😂

[@goldenaussie4748]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@Chrisz-_-tian]

😐

[@prajju8114]

Mj and I are gonna have a hell of a time. I m gonna put some fruitcake in her eyes

[@Red_was_The_Imposter]

I didn't know even this was recommended to tbag

[@DemonSaine]

i have no idea why that part was so funny

[@scarletspider119]

Norman: "Don't put dirt in Harry." Dirt-Man: "I'm gonna put some dirt in his eyes."

[@Mo-.]

More like “I’m gonna put some dirt in this guy”

[@unknownplayz1029]

@@Mo-.HARRY X DIRT

[@TheHumanSpiderr]

Her: "Talk dirty to me" Him: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"

[@LowTierMarston]

The Human dirt

[@yesyoucanTellme]

Mary Jane : I better run, Tiger.

[@becauseimbatman6916]

@Bully Maguire stares at crotch: yeah. I can see that!

[@a_b_wcreation4130]

I MISSED THE PART, THATS MY PROBLEM

[@increible8822]

Dirty peter

[@DoctorStrangeIA]

0:48 I literally died 😂😂

[@knownless]

🤣🤣

[@po902]

How can a dead speak?

[@tiger13489]

Same

[@YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodGuy]

What does Com mean anyway? Why was it censored?

[@CrimsonPARKOUR500]

@@YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodGuy you don't wanna know😳

[@holty1314]

Peter: ‘Don’t put dirt in Harry’ Dirt-Man: “I missed the part where that’s my problem”

[@goldenaussie4748]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@f1championyoutube2.09]

Consider it he is going to do the same with all the trilogy, is very possible that he break Norman wish

[@areeb1332]

More like i missed the the dirt where that’s my problem

[@bink]

You edited your comment and you still got it wrong.

[@prolayth]

@@bink I miss the part where that's my problem.

[@nickh7962]

Dr. Connors: "Where were you headed Parker?" Peter: "To put some dirt in your eye"

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

Dr. Connors: "Putting dirt in ones eyes is NOT a major at this university Peter."

[@Xavierpng]

This video is something else, I wish I didn’t have dirt in my eye so I could see it’s true beautify.

[@DiaryOfaCell]

Still got the moves.

[@saurabhpandey4227]

You should've thought of that earlier

[@FullOfsaltThespoonIs]

That's a cute comment did your husband write it for you?

[@catchall2874]

I'll take the dirt job. Double the dirt.

[@catchall2874]

I'll take the dirt job. Double the dirt.

[@ipastudios4731]

1:54 wow such a nice funny scene 😄 😆 😀 🤣 😂 👏

[@bullymaguire8380]

40,000 years of evolution and we have barely tapped the vastness of dirt potential. *~Bully Maguire.*

[@KUTOU-qi7jo]

That's a cute comment, did your husband who is something of a scientist himself type it for you?

[@lockdown7522]

Shame on you

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

Much less than that. Agriculture began around 10,000 BCE, so it was around 12,000 years ago.

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

1:15 Shit... I was expecting it to be "THE AMAAAAZING SANDMAN!". Still a good one tho

[@zach761]

The amount of creativity you have is unreal keep it up man.

[@DiaryOfaCell]

You want creativity? Get religion.

[@thewildfilou5309]

I m gonna put some dirt in your pin

[@catchall2874]

I NEED THAT CREATIVITY!

[@majiddavami573]

also the amount of creativity people in comment section have is unreal too

[@goldenaussie4748]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@DyNaBeAr06]

Legend says he is still putting dirt in people's eyes

[@XFredon31]

Norman :"Peter dont put dirt in Harry" Peter: "i missed the part where thats my problem"

[@allishere839]

Best moment 1:53 Green Goblin: Peter.. The human spider: uuuooo...

[@LucasMarques-gm2fj]

Me: Comments on this video. The Human Spider: I´m gonna put some pin in your eyes.

[@BlueFoxDA]

Nice pin

[@Boozad]

That doesn't belong to you!

[@saurabhpandey4227]

That's a cute pin did The human spider gave it to u ?

[@TAYBR00K]

Look at little pin boy jr. Gonna cry?

[@allusernamesweretaken]

no

[@usamaaziz3861]

I love it how Bruce Campbell is never satisfied by any name you give him.

[@shadowzangoose]

Oh, I understand the ending. The dirt prevented Goblin from even seeing where Peter or the glider was, so he just... died

[@goldenaussie4748]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@themysterieshack8701]

“Peter... don’t put dirt in Harry...” Jeez, get a room..

[@projectjet8096]

"You've thrown your last dirt, Dirt Man!" That got me lol

[@mf-cf8tr]

reminded me of old spiderman ytp days

[@Hazard1800Plus]

I love how GG says,”Peter, don’t put dirt in Harry” so casually 😂

[@shakthishwar7632]

Mj : lets do dirty things Peter : I AM GONNA PUT SOME DIRT IN YOUR EYE

[@tahseen_kamal64]

0:12 "I'm gonna put some breakfast in your eyes"

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

That's lunch.

[@kevinjoyce285]

no joke, if dirt man existed, that shot of peter putting dirt in norman's eyes would've been horrific under raimi's skills

[@XFredon31]

Random guy : "Jesus Parker you are freak" Peter: *smiles*

[@animansij8452]

Jesus Parker, sounds like a guy I'd like to hang with

[@ahshitherewegoagain8695]

@@animansij8452 holy webbing intensifies

[@prajju8114]

Bully Maguire: I m gonna put some broccoli in your eyes

[@becauseimbatman6916]

I'm gonna put some Jesus in your freak!

[@ahshitherewegoagain8695]

@@becauseimbatman6916 because you're Batman?

[@Terrakinetic]

I used to subscribe to the WB Magazine as a kid. This is the kind of thing you'd see from the kids' fan submissions for alternate Spiderman designs

[@lando0861]

0:40 made me laugh nonstop! Keep up the work

[@takealilpill347]

The accuracy of using a clip of the goblin where he's covered in dirt

[@alberteinstein3612]

0:52 the way she looks down tho is hella sus

[@imringding]

thanks Einstein

[@ahshitherewegoagain8695]

His webshooter was visible?!

[@masterbateman2686]

@@ahshitherewegoagain8695 lmaoo

[@ridleyjack9350]

Omg it's Albert Einstein

[@rangertherusky]

Spiderman has been trained by the great Rusty Shackleford. Ss-sha! Pocket sand!

[@erenthebirb1220]

Peter: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye." The School teacher: "Lemme get in on that too." **Dumps his breakfast**

[@tahseen_kamal64]

"I'm gonna put some breakfast in your eyes"

[@Unknown__guy07_]

Dirt is the best weapon, and the greatest super hero is the human dirt

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

1:13 it sounded like "The Amazing Dirtbag"

[@Lolly_poop111]

Dietbag

[@salmanez9645]

*The cure of dirt in the eye was discovered* Dirt-man:You cant do this to me. You know how much dirt I sacrificed.

[@Necromortus]

This is God Tier. Haven't laughed so much in 2 minutes in a while.

[@omnid.slayer7244]

"I am Peter parker..i can put some cm in your eye" What a legendary introduction!!! Dirt man is raw with it.. I love it

[@milire2668]

my new pickup line

[@Spider-Man9615]

"With great dirt comes great old ladies. Remember that Pete. Remember that."

[@redacted5942]

“Just don’t put dirt in my eye” “WHAT ABOUT BEN PARKER, DID YOU NOP PUT DIRT IN HIS EYE”-dirt man 2007-2007

[@nickrkr]

"I am gonna put some dirt in your eye " Greatest Lines ever

[@torasenshi1016]

Don't put dirt in Harry is the funniest thing I have ever heard. It caught me so off guard

[@mikoswhackgameandstuffvids480]

"and I know I'm not your father" Peter: then stop putting dirt in my eye!

[@robertminnie782]

"Don't put dirt in Harry." Ohoho, he doesn't even *know* what's gonna happen in Dirt Man 3! Also, that part cracked me up. 😂

[@theorybobvideos]

Can we all just appreciate how good this man's content really is ❤️

[@goldenaussie4748]

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@D.The1st]

Dang you really think the 9 year olds are gonna believe your the guy who made the worst game on history?

[@tigerxra8515]

Dirt-man, a long lost Sandman's brother

[@amanrehman8281]

Man your humor is different and I love it and everyone loves it!

[@lewidavies304]

Sandman vs Dirt-Man would certainly be an interesting showdown.

[@TF2Scout..]

Don't put dirt in Harry was the best quote.

[@gtaylor1229]

“What your name, kid?” “The Human Dirt.” “The Human Dirt, that’s it? That’s the best you got?” “Yeah!” WTF 🤣🤣🤣

[@harrycarson6526]

Well that sucks....

[@wtfooqs]

get behind me guys, i'm immune to dirt. my only weakness is getting pinned in the eyes.

[@TheMeme882]

MJ: what do you see coming for you? *Peter with dirt in his eyes* I don't know.....I CAN'T SEE.

[@shriharihudli]

Get out of the WAY!

[@reversedx]

"Im gonna put some eye on your dirt" Bully Maguire: Proceed to give someone's dirt a googly eyes

[@Lieutenant_Scrotes]

I haven't laughed this much at a Bully Maguire video in a long time. 🤣 Your creativity is on another level, well done. 👏

[@retr0uk313]

Norman : ‘Don’t put dirt in Harry’ Peter: ‘I missed the part where that’s my problem’

[@Xerox7423]

This is the alternative universe we all need

[@agrastiOs]

@Tatamii💦 no thanks

[@dylanoshea5065]

"Don't put dirt in Harry." He put dirt in Harry.

[@drengrr1]

I literally hit like in 0:27. bro the end 😂😂😂😂🔥 "don't put dirt in harry" lmao 😆

[@morganbloczy]

We keep a little dirt under our pillow for the dirt man♪

[@MJWolverine21]

_-"Peter, don't put dirt on harry"_ _-"You should've thought of that earlier"_ *Dirts Harry on Dirt-Man 3

[@neet_gr0und3r]

Osborne (Sr): "Don't pit dirt in Harry..." *hecking dies* Peter: *puts dirt in Harry* Henry: *throws explosive ball at Peter*

[@isaiahthomas9817]

It explodes dirt

[@Pingufnn]

been a fan since 500 subs crazy to see you grow so fast! keep up the great work the human spider! I watch your videos everyday!!!

[@AccuCat]

The Amazing Dirt-Bag! 😂😂👍👍 Now we need an animated full length feature of this.

[@anonastjuste5888]

That switch up in the Betty Brant line..I was like WOAHWOAHWOAH 😆😆😂

[@finger420]

0:44 I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@G_O_A_T__W.B]

😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣🤣

[@aryanpatil9369]

The way shee looks down makes it even more better lmao

[@agentsmith811]

Bully Ben: “With great dirt comes great bullying”

[@alberteinstein3612]

I love the part when he puts dirt in their eyes

[@supersonicstyle5177]

Sorry but I missed the part where he put the dirt in his enemies eyes

[@ItachiUchiha-nx2sw]

The dirt man is the hero we need and deserve.

[@NateNeverAskedForThis]

Peter: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye. Sandman: I see this as an absolute win!

[@Broadmoore]

Put a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man

[@Incogneato]

"You've thrown your last dirt, Dirt Man." *-Green Goblin*

[@TheOfficial_ThrillOnYT]

“Peter dont put dirt in Harry” yo thats sus

[@McSkellyHo]

Ah yes, the alternate universe where Peter Parker started working with Sandman.

[@Astrophilia1177]

Why ain't anyone talking about how perfectly edited this was? Hats off mate!

[@MAKAVEL-IAN]

the green goblin died because of an infection in his stab wounds caused by dirt mans dirt

[@sakshiag0506]

When sandman donates his powers to Toby's hands

[@Internet-ghostface]

Bully maguire :I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye His variant from a different universe: I missed the part where that’s my dirt. Bully maguire and multiverse of pizza time

[@RavenSpyGamer1026]

This is so funny I think I want part 2 of this lol

[@abdulmalikwahidin717]

Thanks Human Spider. You're my favorite meme channel ever.

[@Marci_Impro]

Oh god that dude stole Dirt-Mans line 1:28

[@SubscriberStats]

No, he started the line

[@SubscriberStats]

But then he used it on him again and became a meme😀😀

[@XplicitTruth444]

1:38 … I should call her…

[@quantumpizza576]

With great power comes great responsibility Without great power comes greater responsibility

[@Topic_____542]

Normally, I don't laugh but 1:22 got me

[@praneshchandrasekaran5885]

"No, please... Please don't say that I know I've been dirty, I can do better When people have problems, they put dirt in each other's eyes"

[@graduator14]

With great dirt, comes great throwability!

[@wafimation]

Fun fact Dirt man actually inspired Thanos turning half of universe into dirt. My man basically started a whole infinity saga.

[@alicorngummy3894]

What a nice teacher rinsing the dirt out of Flash's eyes with his lunch.

[@shado7614]

Minecraft steve with infinite dirt glitch: finally, a worthy opponent

[@wiiu7640]

I’m waiting for the sequel where he puts dirt in little Goblin Jr.’s eyes using sandman.

[@Videostudio254]

Lol when the goblin says "don't put dirt in Harry" ❤👍. Your editing are amazing. 😂

[@chibitoodles5351]

"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will always put dirt in their eyes. This is my gift, my curse, my dirt. Who am I? I am Dirt-Man."

[@Rohit1091996]

After watching all bully maguire edits I forgot how the real scene went on😅 Edits seemed so real👏👌

[@votpavel]

watching cuts from the film just makes me wanna see it,thats some quality fuckin movie right there

[@mizanurrahmanshopon2017]

0:13 "I am gonna put some foods in your eye"

[@xpan195]

“My name’s The Human Dirt!” Me too Dirt Man, me too.

[@danialidhzham6582]

0:43 the way she runs🤣🤣

[@Stilloy]

This is when he isn’t Spider-Man because he put dirt in the spiders eye

[@nileshbanerjee5291]

Dirt man is so savage that, i bet he's even gonna put some dirt In Sandman's eyes despite he's made up of Sand himself and he's still gonna get away with it.